Programma Televisivo: Stargate SG-1 - 10x15
I'm in!
Intel looks good.
We've got ourselves a space train full of Beebelorval redenbaka [?] Roger that.
They're scanning us.
Let's make this quick.
I'm done.
As am I.
Crap!
Cam, everyone else is on board.
Time to get outta there.
Yeah, I'd love to, but I got a bit of company!
I will render assistance.
Negative!
There's not enough time.
He's right.
Cam, if you can get to the platform, we can ring you out from here.
Ah, screw it!
Thanks.
We got him, let's go!
Another transport has been hit near Roland.
We've lost four containers full of Kasa, plus the Al'kesh escorting them.
SG1.
It's the third transport they've hit.
Our supply of Kasa is getting dangerously low.
This isn't about Kasa, this is about them trying to make me look weak.
I can't allow them to interfere with our operations any longer.
Put the word out.
As of this moment, I'm placing a bounty on their heads.
Ooh!
Another mission successfully completed.
Yeah, it was.
Goodness knows, we've all earned a nice break from routine!
The answer's no.
You don't know what I'm gonna ask you.
Oh yes I do.
Alrighty then.
I have a better idea of what you're facing, than what you think.
I've done research.
Oh God!
Traditionally, these events entail the bringing together of large groups of people all with a common bond in the past, but nothing really in common in the present.
Everybody evaluates each others lot in life, generally by virtue of a combination of material worth and the attractiveness of ones date, spouse, life-partner.
Let me go as your date?
No!
No!
No!
Please!
It'll be fun, I promise!
It is a High School reunion, not some swank party.
Besides, you will be bored out of your mind!
Don't you dare talk to me about boredom!
Everybody else here has a life!
Sam offered a conference.
Daniel in a museum somewhere, doing research.
Teal'c offworld...
With the Jaffa!
With the Jaffa, yes!Me?
I have absolutely nothing to do.
Vala!
Mmmm.
It is in KANSAS.
Don't make me beg you.
'Tomorrows Technology Today' Doesn't it bother you, to come to these....
Oh, thankyou.
Come to these conferences to present new technology and actually adding flaws and pretending we know less than we really do?
Well, you know the drill.
We have to act like there's a process of development.
Oh sure, easy for YOU!
You're presenting Chimera.
It's practically a fully functioning Asgard hologram system.
I get stuck with a plasma canon that's supposedly shorts out at the drop of a hat.
On the positive side, these events have a dynamite single scene.
It's a huge window of opportunity.
I think I'll mingle.
You should too.
Ladies!
Good evening!
I can't wait to meet your parents!
Yeah, just don't embarrass me.
I would NEVER embarrass YOU.
Incredible.
Better than the junk they put on at the cafeteria, huh?
Oh!
You'd think she'd never eaten pie before.
I'd no idea it could taste like this.
I forgot to tell you, Cam.
Darrell called.
Something about you helping to set up tomorrow?
I left the number on the counter.
Oh, I'd better give him a call.
I'll be right back.
So, Vala.
Mmm Hmm?
Cam says you work in payroll on the base.
Yes, I'm very good with money.
Well it's an important skill.
Somebody's gotta take care of the bills.
Yes and Cameron's so terrible with finances, so...
Well then, I take it that you two are...quite um...
Serious?
Oh.
Absolutely!
Well, at first, I mean it was just sex, sex, sex, in all rooms of the house at all times of the day!
But um, well, once we got a chance to get to know each other, we formed a deeper connection.
A spiritual bond, you might say.
Well, I suppose it's nice he found someone.
What?!
More pie?
Doing some research?
Yes...
Hi!
I'm looking for any Aramaic translations of pre-Judao Pagan Hymns, hopefully in lithograph form.
Am I in the right section?
You don't work here, do you?
It's ok.
Maybe if we looked together.
No, it's ok.
I'll ask at the enquiry desk.
They probably have it locked up in the rare items archive.
Uh...thankyou.
Activate the scanners.
I'm only picking up three signals.
One of them must be offworld.
We'll find that one later.
We're under attack!
Shields at zero!
Initiate hyper drive!
Sorry boys.
I don't like competition.
Here's some extra towels.
The spare bedroom's all made up.
Right, great.
Where do you want me to sleep?
Well, I thought that you two would...you know.
No, Mom, that's ok.
It's alright dear, I'm not as old fashioned as you think.
What?
You know, I think Cam sometimes finds it convenient to forget that I grew up in the sixties.
I could tell you some stories.
No, Mom!
No, Mother, please!
No!
We don't wanna hear your stories.
I do.
No!!
We'll talk later.
Ok.
I like your Mother.
I'll be on the couch.
Your loss.
I can only hope you'll reconsider and accept the seat the council's offering.
You have been speaking to Bra'tac.
He only asked that I voice the opinion of any clear minded Jaffa.
The reformation of our government cannot occur without the help...
Down!
Are you injured?
You are.
The men guarding the gate report no activity.
It is possible, whoever attacked us, left by cloaked cargo ship.
Or perhaps they are still here waiting for the opportunity to finish the job.
Put out word that I indeed survived the attack, but that I am gravely injured.
So, Mr Armstrong, he walks into the classroom, then he sees his car, the whole car, sitting in the middle of the room.
It's got a fresh coat of wax, it's looking all brand new...
We all thought he was gonna drop dead from heart failure, right there on the floor.
And then what happened?
Well, that's it!
I mean, we had to take the car back out and put it together again, but...
But, if I understand you correctly, you had to completely disassemble and then reassemble this automobile, not once but twice.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
You know what?
It does remind me of an incident from my own youth.
A trader came through my village with a crate...Ow!
Hey, you know, you hear one high school story, you've heard them all.
Ok, five 'o'clock, five 'o'clock.
Hmmm Hmmm!
Oh boy.
That is..
I know who it is.
She's coming over here.
Why are you whispering like that?
What's going on?
Shhh.
Cameron Mitchell, right?
Amy...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Vandenburg, yes!
Yes, the name definitely rings a bell.
I just saw you over here and I thought I'd say hi.
Been a long time.
Yeah, it has.
Oh, you remember Darrell, right?
Hey.
Homeroom, tenth grade?
Right!
How you doing?
Good!
Good to see you.
Good.
And Vala Mal Doran.
I'm Cameron's date.
Right, of course.
I should have realised.
Well it was really nice seeing you.
Meeting you.
Again.
Ok, I'm gonna go help now.
I'll see you tonight.
Yeah, I'll be here.
Darrell.
She looked back and she looks GOOD.
Well, well, well.
Someone likes you.
No, she's just nice and she's probably on the welcoming committee or something.
Hmmm.
Darrell.
Yes.
What do people do around here for fun?
For fun...um..
Hello again.
Hello.
I've been watching you.
You really enjoy this kind of work, don't you.
You've been watching me?
Well, I guess it's kind of hard not to.
You're very attractive.
What's uh...what's going on?
I was thinking we could get out of here, go somewhere?
Together.
Alone.
Wow, uh...
You know, I'm not really the most impulsive person.
Flattering as your offer is, I'm gonna have to say no.
Have it your way.
Stop or I start killing people.
Good.
You should have taken my first offer, Doctor Jackson.
It would have been far less painful.
She was Human, but not from Earth.
Weapons were based on Goa'uld design.
We need to figure out how she got here.
Well, my guess would be a cloaked cargo ship.
So, we've got an invisible hunk of alien technology, sitting out in a field somewhere.
Well, cloaked ships aren't entirely undetectable, sir.
They do give off anomalous energy readings.
If it's stationary and we know approximately where to look, we might be able to find it.
I've already sent a team to assist Doctor Jackson with his investigation.
Well if you need my help, sir, I can certainly come back.
Negative, Colonel, we can handle it.
I just wanted to make sure you were alright.
Besides, I have a feeling you'll be of more value where you are.
Landry out.
Of all the dreams of science fiction into scientific reality, this one in particular has remained elusive...
until now.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the future!
Oh jeez!
Sorry, sorry.
I can fix this.
Just um, just give me a moment here.
Say that again, sir!
It's not urgent.
I just wanted to fill you in, Colonel.
No.
I just can't hear what you're saying.
Sorry sir, his cell is barely coming through.
Hang on a second.
Darrell!
You got a cellphone that works?
No, no-one does.
Two cell repeaters went down after last month's twister.
The phone company hasn't put up new ones yet.
Damn!
Great.
Everything's good here, sir!
However, if there is......
we can come back right away.
Not neccessary, son.
Sounds like you two are having a hell of a time.
Oh yeah, me and Daisy, we're living large!
And...no signal.
Whoo!
Hoo hoo!
Tell me about this girl back at the school.
Who, Amy?
Yeah.
Oh, Cam always had a thing for her.
Really.
Guy could have had any girl he wanted in the whole school, but every time she walked by he'd start stammering like an idiot.
No.
Yep.
Did they ever...?
Nah.
He never had the courage to ask her out.
She ended up marrying some corporate dude and moving to Texas.
Damn!
What department d'you say you work in, again?
Accounts.
Receivable.
A nine year veteran of the Air Forces deep space telemetry program as well as senior consultant to applied technologies...
...And a two time winner of the prestigious Binder prize for advancements in theoretical physics.
Please welcome to the stage, Lt Col Samantha Carter.
Thankyou.
As most of you will recall, three years ago I went on network television in order to dispel an eroneous charge that the airforce was covering up the existence of alien life in our galaxy.
Today I'll be following up on that same technology I introduced then, by showing you certain new features which dramatically enhance its effectiveness.
I am of course speaking about the Chimera optics projection system.
As you'll soon see, further research and development has provided a longer range, better verisimlitude and more control over image projection, since Chimera's introduction as a prototype three years ago.
What the hell was that?
Someone just took a shot at me.
There!
Holy crap!
We need to get the X-699 working now!
Try bypassing the main power coupling.
You might get one shot off before it short circuits.
Wow!
Did you see that?
Nice demo.
He is Jaffa!
I do not believe so.
Do you have any Journey?
Awesome!
Cameron?
Hey, welcome back!
Jackie, hey!
And...Leyla?
Vala.
Vala.
Now, I can't remember, did you go to GW?
Oh, I didn't attend school.
As much as I was sold as a domestic servant to a weapons smuggler named Forenze.
After I killed him and won my freedom, I considered my education more or less complete.
Well, it was sure nice to meet you.
Maybe, we should keep chat like that to a minimum.
Smile.
Oh God!
Please don't hurt me!
Please don't hurt me!
So you've got like, eleven different policies you can buy.
You got your basic four of course.
House, fire, boat, car...
Right, let me get this straight, he buys one of your policies and names me as his beneficiary.
I would collect all of the money in the event of his untimely death.
You got it!
Tell me more.
Well, let me tell you, Vala...
Hello there.
Can I help you?
As a matter of fact, you can.
Your suit looks like it's about my size.
So?
Nice suit.
Wow!
Look at you!
Don't quite know where to put this.
Oh that, oh.
That's cos you don't need that.
He throws it away.
So, where's your date?
Date?
Oh, Vala.
Vala..Vala is over there plotting my death with Gary Willesco.
Well, she seems nice.
You two make a good couple.
Oh, no we don't.
She um...well, she's just a friend.
Oh.
So, where is your other half?
In Maui with his girlfriend, most likely.
Ted and I got divorced about a year and a half ago.
I moved back to Topeka, last year.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Oh, don't be.
I'm not.
You look exactly the same.
I'm surprised you even remember what I looked like back then.
Are you kidding?
No.
You know I had a major crush on you, right?
No!
Yes!
Yes!
Look, I had your entire schedule memorized, so that I would be in the right place when I got outta class and that sounds creepy now that I say it out loud.
How come you never said anything?
I was sixteen.
I was sixteen and..and you were always hooked up with some other guy!
And, let's be honest about it, you were way, way outta my league.
God!
I can't believe I just told you that.
Ok, now it's my turn.
I saw every football game you ever played in.
I can name every class we shared together.
I even broke up with Bobby Haversham, hoping that you would ask me out to the senior prom.
But you never did!
I gues you could say I haven't quite forgiven you for that.
I think your phone is ringing Yeah, it is.
Sorry.
Mitchell!
Hello!
This is General Landry.
Hello?
Mitchell!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have to take this.
Uh, I'll be right back.
You!
You do not move from this spot!
Sir!
Phil?!
Hey, I haven't seen you since the last one of these shindigs!
You been working out, huh?
So, how's Nancy?
I'm sorry, sir, say that again.
Carter and Teal'c what?
Were attacked.Your life may be in danger.
We need you to get back here as soon as possible.
Sir, this is impossible.
I'm gonna try to find a hard line.
'Peter DeLuise for Class Secretary' 'Damian Kindler for class Treasurer.
Have a voice.
Vote' Yeah, I'll put it on myself.
Thankyou sweetie.
Hey Gary, how you going, buddy?
Well if it isn't the prettiest girl at the party!
Hi!
Hi.
Have you seen Mitchell?
I can't find him anywhere.
Mitchell, wow!
You two are on a last name basis, huh?
I think I saw him talking to Amy Vandenburg.
Oh, the one from...
Yeah, I think they slunk off together.
Perfect.
Yeah, um...would you uh...like a little refreshment?
Moonshine!
It's flammable.
This is Lt Col Mitchell for General Landry.
Thankyou.
Just the man I've been looking for.
We didn't go to school together, did we?
Name's Ventrell.
I'm here to collect the price on your head.
Big bad bounty hunter after little old me?
I'm honoured.
Actually, you're just the bait.
This is General Landry.
Mitchell!
Mitchell, can you read me?!
Mitchell?
This is Mitchell requesting assistance.
Repeat, requesting assistance.
My voice is way deeper than that.
Funny.
See, I'm after the big prize.
All of SG1.
Who do you think they'll send after they hear that?
Why don't you just take me.
Teal'c's not even on the planet.
Oh, they'll be here.
In the meantime, all you have to do is keep quiet and no-one gets hurt.
Now, shall we get back to the party?
Yeah, lets dance.
Unfortunately, the Odyssey is not available for transport, but we've got a couple of 302's waiting.
They should get you there pretty quick.
Do we know how the assassins have been able to target us so precisely?
I think so.
During our last mission we were hit by what we thought was a scanning beam.
Turns out it was a little more sophisticated than that.
We were tagged.
We're all emitting low levels of a particulary exotic form of radiation.
That's what they're tracking.
Now, the good news is, it has a limited half-life, so it should wear off in a couple of days.
I think it's pretty clear Colonel Mitchell doesn't have a couple of days.
We'll get him, sir.
WHoa!
Do you know what?
I think Mitchell is crazy for ditching you.
I mean, come on, God!
Look at you, you're a beautiful woman.
You have a keen mind and you shoot like a special forces sniper.
True, all true.
But, you can be a little scary though.
I mean, to the kind of guy that would be intimidated by a woman who is successful and brilliant like you are.
D'you know what?
What?
I'm not one of those guys.
Darrell?
Hmmm?
There's something I think I'm supposed to tell you now.
What?
I'm married.
Ah, you're kidding!Ah!
It's something I don't like to talk about much.
He's a religious zealot, bent on total domination of every Human being in this galaxy.
So you're separated?
There you are!
I thought you deserted me.
Hey!
Are you ok?
Fine!
Who's your friend?
Odai Ventrell at your service Hello.
I'm a friend of the Colonels.
You still owe me a dance.
Don't keep the lady waiting, Colonel.
You won't get another chance.
Are you sure your date won't mind us spending time together like this?
She's the independant type.
Maybe, too much so.
You know what I like?
Now that we're older and hopefully wiser, we can say how we really feel.
There's none of that awful tension that used to hang in the air when we were young.
Yeah, I'm glad that's gone.
Vala, I like this!
Oh shut up!
That's Odai Ventrell in there.
Who?
No!
Bounty hunter.
He's obviously here looking for me!
Ok, no more liquor for you tonight, alright?
What?
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
That stuff barely affects me.
Have you got any weapons on you?
No!
Then we'll have to improvise.
Hey, if you don't wanna do this.
No, it's not that.
It's just...It's complicated.
You don't have to say anything else.
I get the message.
Vala, right?
It's not what you think.
Right now, I need you to slap me and get out of here.
Dave 'the man' Nelson.
It's Darrell!
How you doing, man?
You're confusing me with someone else.
What?
Darrell!
Get the hell out of here!
Oh what, like I'm going to listen to you?
Ha?
Making time with another girl.
Leaving your date high and dry.
Well thank God I stepped up, huh Dave?
Thank God!
Touch me again and I'll kill you.
Dave, you've changed, dude!
Oh!
Ah!
Holy...!
Get back!
Your attention please!
Exiting this room is now impossible.
Every door has been magnetically sealed shut!
Vala Mal Doran.
This is my lucky day.
Netan's offering a bonus for anyone who bags you.
Sorry.
That didn't go well.
Oh, it's worse than you think.
Thanks to your little stunt, now I start killing people.
You don't have to do this!
First rule of hostage taking.
Always back up your threats.
So who's it gonna be.
The trouble maker or the girlfriend.
Cameron!
Oh Ventrell, you always were such a coward!
I guess we'll start with you.
This is Colonel Carter of SG1.
Once all the hostages have been released, we are willing to beam in.
Negative.
You and Sg1 beam in first, unarmed and then I'll let everyone go!
Over there, please!
Colonel Mitchell, Vala, would you mind joining the others?
Turn around.
So what's your endgame Ventrell.
You know we're not just gonna let you walk outta here.
Never planned on it.
Hello.
It's ok!
You're all safe now!
Yeah, but what happened to Vala?!
Crap!
I knew there was something wrong with that woman!
How did you do that?
Oh, allow me!
We located this vessel in a field several miles from here.
We were onboard trying to override the command code, when it was remotely activated and flown onto the roof of the school.
That's right!
YOU brought us to YOU.
After that it was a simple matter of activating Chimera.
It's an Asgard holographic projection system.
It made it look like we'd beamed in.
And you might have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for us meddling kids.
So much for your big payday.
Well I may not be able to collect, but it doesn't mean others won't try.
Unless there's a bigger payday waiting somewhere else.
What are you talking about?
Well I've had some experience recently, dealing with Allucian Alliance.
I know for a fact that some of Netan's seconds are starting to question his leadership.
After this little fiasco, it's only gonna get worse.
Indeed!
With his failure to eliminate us yet again, he will only appear weaker than before.
No doubt about it.
There is blood in the water.
The only question is, which enterprising shark will be the first to take advantage of it.
Well done.
You saved my life.
You will be richly rewarded.
I know I will.
But not for saving you.
Thankyou!
Vala!
You sure you don't want some pie for the road?
I couldn't possibly.
It's your favourite.
Thankyou.
Well, the General will probably blame me if we miss our plane, so we probably should get moving.
Cameron!
We have to get moving!
Go wait in the car!
I exaggerated the spiritual bond thing just a little.
Yeah.
Yeah, we got that.
Thankyou.
Bye.
Move it!!
To be honest with you, Cam, I don't know what to make of all this.
Those Air Force people who made us all sign those papers were pretty scary.
I'm not sure I'm allowed to even think about what happened, let alone talk about it.
It's better this way.
People who do talk about it, just end up looking crazy.
There's never any proof.
And there is always plausible denial.
So you've done this sort of thing before?
I'm just saying...
I know!
You can't talk about it.
You can't even tell me what was really going on the other night.
I do know this much.
That man was trying to kill you...and your friends.
Whatever it is you do, it's obviously dangerous.
It's a job.
It has to be done.
And..and that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Well, if anybody has to be out there protecting us, from things we're not allowed to know about, I'm glad it's someone like you.
YOu know, Colorado Springs, it's not that far away, so maybe someday soon, you might think about taking a little trip.
Maybe.
She's a nice girl.
I like her!
Nice!
She's a cure for insomnia.
Well we can't all make the brilliant decisions YOU made.
Huh!
How many times HAVE you been married, anyway?
Legally?
Hmmm,well, it's hard to keep track.
Let's see.
First one was a part of a band of travelling entertainers.
He was a good cook, too.
Couldn't make pie though.
You know, forget it.
Forget I asked.
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Intel looks good.
We've got ourselves a space train full of Beebelorval redenbaka [?] Roger that.
They're scanning us.
Let's make this quick.
I'm done.
As am I.
Crap!
Cam, everyone else is on board.
Time to get outta there.
Yeah, I'd love to, but I got a bit of company!
I will render assistance.
Negative!
There's not enough time.
He's right.
Cam, if you can get to the platform, we can ring you out from here.
Ah, screw it!
Thanks.
We got him, let's go!
Another transport has been hit near Roland.
We've lost four containers full of Kasa, plus the Al'kesh escorting them.
SG1.
It's the third transport they've hit.
Our supply of Kasa is getting dangerously low.
This isn't about Kasa, this is about them trying to make me look weak.
I can't allow them to interfere with our operations any longer.
Put the word out.
As of this moment, I'm placing a bounty on their heads.
Ooh!
Another mission successfully completed.
Yeah, it was.
Goodness knows, we've all earned a nice break from routine!
The answer's no.
You don't know what I'm gonna ask you.
Oh yes I do.
Alrighty then.
I have a better idea of what you're facing, than what you think.
I've done research.
Oh God!
Traditionally, these events entail the bringing together of large groups of people all with a common bond in the past, but nothing really in common in the present.
Everybody evaluates each others lot in life, generally by virtue of a combination of material worth and the attractiveness of ones date, spouse, life-partner.
Let me go as your date?
No!
No!
No!
Please!
It'll be fun, I promise!
It is a High School reunion, not some swank party.
Besides, you will be bored out of your mind!
Don't you dare talk to me about boredom!
Everybody else here has a life!
Sam offered a conference.
Daniel in a museum somewhere, doing research.
Teal'c offworld...
With the Jaffa!
With the Jaffa, yes!Me?
I have absolutely nothing to do.
Vala!
Mmmm.
It is in KANSAS.
Don't make me beg you.
'Tomorrows Technology Today' Doesn't it bother you, to come to these....
Oh, thankyou.
Come to these conferences to present new technology and actually adding flaws and pretending we know less than we really do?
Well, you know the drill.
We have to act like there's a process of development.
Oh sure, easy for YOU!
You're presenting Chimera.
It's practically a fully functioning Asgard hologram system.
I get stuck with a plasma canon that's supposedly shorts out at the drop of a hat.
On the positive side, these events have a dynamite single scene.
It's a huge window of opportunity.
I think I'll mingle.
You should too.
Ladies!
Good evening!
I can't wait to meet your parents!
Yeah, just don't embarrass me.
I would NEVER embarrass YOU.
Incredible.
Better than the junk they put on at the cafeteria, huh?
Oh!
You'd think she'd never eaten pie before.
I'd no idea it could taste like this.
I forgot to tell you, Cam.
Darrell called.
Something about you helping to set up tomorrow?
I left the number on the counter.
Oh, I'd better give him a call.
I'll be right back.
So, Vala.
Mmm Hmm?
Cam says you work in payroll on the base.
Yes, I'm very good with money.
Well it's an important skill.
Somebody's gotta take care of the bills.
Yes and Cameron's so terrible with finances, so...
Well then, I take it that you two are...quite um...
Serious?
Oh.
Absolutely!
Well, at first, I mean it was just sex, sex, sex, in all rooms of the house at all times of the day!
But um, well, once we got a chance to get to know each other, we formed a deeper connection.
A spiritual bond, you might say.
Well, I suppose it's nice he found someone.
What?!
More pie?
Doing some research?
Yes...
Hi!
I'm looking for any Aramaic translations of pre-Judao Pagan Hymns, hopefully in lithograph form.
Am I in the right section?
You don't work here, do you?
It's ok.
Maybe if we looked together.
No, it's ok.
I'll ask at the enquiry desk.
They probably have it locked up in the rare items archive.
Uh...thankyou.
Activate the scanners.
I'm only picking up three signals.
One of them must be offworld.
We'll find that one later.
We're under attack!
Shields at zero!
Initiate hyper drive!
Sorry boys.
I don't like competition.
Here's some extra towels.
The spare bedroom's all made up.
Right, great.
Where do you want me to sleep?
Well, I thought that you two would...you know.
No, Mom, that's ok.
It's alright dear, I'm not as old fashioned as you think.
What?
You know, I think Cam sometimes finds it convenient to forget that I grew up in the sixties.
I could tell you some stories.
No, Mom!
No, Mother, please!
No!
We don't wanna hear your stories.
I do.
No!!
We'll talk later.
Ok.
I like your Mother.
I'll be on the couch.
Your loss.
I can only hope you'll reconsider and accept the seat the council's offering.
You have been speaking to Bra'tac.
He only asked that I voice the opinion of any clear minded Jaffa.
The reformation of our government cannot occur without the help...
Down!
Are you injured?
You are.
The men guarding the gate report no activity.
It is possible, whoever attacked us, left by cloaked cargo ship.
Or perhaps they are still here waiting for the opportunity to finish the job.
Put out word that I indeed survived the attack, but that I am gravely injured.
So, Mr Armstrong, he walks into the classroom, then he sees his car, the whole car, sitting in the middle of the room.
It's got a fresh coat of wax, it's looking all brand new...
We all thought he was gonna drop dead from heart failure, right there on the floor.
And then what happened?
Well, that's it!
I mean, we had to take the car back out and put it together again, but...
But, if I understand you correctly, you had to completely disassemble and then reassemble this automobile, not once but twice.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
You know what?
It does remind me of an incident from my own youth.
A trader came through my village with a crate...Ow!
Hey, you know, you hear one high school story, you've heard them all.
Ok, five 'o'clock, five 'o'clock.
Hmmm Hmmm!
Oh boy.
That is..
I know who it is.
She's coming over here.
Why are you whispering like that?
What's going on?
Shhh.
Cameron Mitchell, right?
Amy...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Vandenburg, yes!
Yes, the name definitely rings a bell.
I just saw you over here and I thought I'd say hi.
Been a long time.
Yeah, it has.
Oh, you remember Darrell, right?
Hey.
Homeroom, tenth grade?
Right!
How you doing?
Good!
Good to see you.
Good.
And Vala Mal Doran.
I'm Cameron's date.
Right, of course.
I should have realised.
Well it was really nice seeing you.
Meeting you.
Again.
Ok, I'm gonna go help now.
I'll see you tonight.
Yeah, I'll be here.
Darrell.
She looked back and she looks GOOD.
Well, well, well.
Someone likes you.
No, she's just nice and she's probably on the welcoming committee or something.
Hmmm.
Darrell.
Yes.
What do people do around here for fun?
For fun...um..
Hello again.
Hello.
I've been watching you.
You really enjoy this kind of work, don't you.
You've been watching me?
Well, I guess it's kind of hard not to.
You're very attractive.
What's uh...what's going on?
I was thinking we could get out of here, go somewhere?
Together.
Alone.
Wow, uh...
You know, I'm not really the most impulsive person.
Flattering as your offer is, I'm gonna have to say no.
Have it your way.
Stop or I start killing people.
Good.
You should have taken my first offer, Doctor Jackson.
It would have been far less painful.
She was Human, but not from Earth.
Weapons were based on Goa'uld design.
We need to figure out how she got here.
Well, my guess would be a cloaked cargo ship.
So, we've got an invisible hunk of alien technology, sitting out in a field somewhere.
Well, cloaked ships aren't entirely undetectable, sir.
They do give off anomalous energy readings.
If it's stationary and we know approximately where to look, we might be able to find it.
I've already sent a team to assist Doctor Jackson with his investigation.
Well if you need my help, sir, I can certainly come back.
Negative, Colonel, we can handle it.
I just wanted to make sure you were alright.
Besides, I have a feeling you'll be of more value where you are.
Landry out.
Of all the dreams of science fiction into scientific reality, this one in particular has remained elusive...
until now.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the future!
Oh jeez!
Sorry, sorry.
I can fix this.
Just um, just give me a moment here.
Say that again, sir!
It's not urgent.
I just wanted to fill you in, Colonel.
No.
I just can't hear what you're saying.
Sorry sir, his cell is barely coming through.
Hang on a second.
Darrell!
You got a cellphone that works?
No, no-one does.
Two cell repeaters went down after last month's twister.
The phone company hasn't put up new ones yet.
Damn!
Great.
Everything's good here, sir!
However, if there is......
we can come back right away.
Not neccessary, son.
Sounds like you two are having a hell of a time.
Oh yeah, me and Daisy, we're living large!
And...no signal.
Whoo!
Hoo hoo!
Tell me about this girl back at the school.
Who, Amy?
Yeah.
Oh, Cam always had a thing for her.
Really.
Guy could have had any girl he wanted in the whole school, but every time she walked by he'd start stammering like an idiot.
No.
Yep.
Did they ever...?
Nah.
He never had the courage to ask her out.
She ended up marrying some corporate dude and moving to Texas.
Damn!
What department d'you say you work in, again?
Accounts.
Receivable.
A nine year veteran of the Air Forces deep space telemetry program as well as senior consultant to applied technologies...
...And a two time winner of the prestigious Binder prize for advancements in theoretical physics.
Please welcome to the stage, Lt Col Samantha Carter.
Thankyou.
As most of you will recall, three years ago I went on network television in order to dispel an eroneous charge that the airforce was covering up the existence of alien life in our galaxy.
Today I'll be following up on that same technology I introduced then, by showing you certain new features which dramatically enhance its effectiveness.
I am of course speaking about the Chimera optics projection system.
As you'll soon see, further research and development has provided a longer range, better verisimlitude and more control over image projection, since Chimera's introduction as a prototype three years ago.
What the hell was that?
Someone just took a shot at me.
There!
Holy crap!
We need to get the X-699 working now!
Try bypassing the main power coupling.
You might get one shot off before it short circuits.
Wow!
Did you see that?
Nice demo.
He is Jaffa!
I do not believe so.
Do you have any Journey?
Awesome!
Cameron?
Hey, welcome back!
Jackie, hey!
And...Leyla?
Vala.
Vala.
Now, I can't remember, did you go to GW?
Oh, I didn't attend school.
As much as I was sold as a domestic servant to a weapons smuggler named Forenze.
After I killed him and won my freedom, I considered my education more or less complete.
Well, it was sure nice to meet you.
Maybe, we should keep chat like that to a minimum.
Smile.
Oh God!
Please don't hurt me!
Please don't hurt me!
So you've got like, eleven different policies you can buy.
You got your basic four of course.
House, fire, boat, car...
Right, let me get this straight, he buys one of your policies and names me as his beneficiary.
I would collect all of the money in the event of his untimely death.
You got it!
Tell me more.
Well, let me tell you, Vala...
Hello there.
Can I help you?
As a matter of fact, you can.
Your suit looks like it's about my size.
So?
Nice suit.
Wow!
Look at you!
Don't quite know where to put this.
Oh that, oh.
That's cos you don't need that.
He throws it away.
So, where's your date?
Date?
Oh, Vala.
Vala..Vala is over there plotting my death with Gary Willesco.
Well, she seems nice.
You two make a good couple.
Oh, no we don't.
She um...well, she's just a friend.
Oh.
So, where is your other half?
In Maui with his girlfriend, most likely.
Ted and I got divorced about a year and a half ago.
I moved back to Topeka, last year.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Oh, don't be.
I'm not.
You look exactly the same.
I'm surprised you even remember what I looked like back then.
Are you kidding?
No.
You know I had a major crush on you, right?
No!
Yes!
Yes!
Look, I had your entire schedule memorized, so that I would be in the right place when I got outta class and that sounds creepy now that I say it out loud.
How come you never said anything?
I was sixteen.
I was sixteen and..and you were always hooked up with some other guy!
And, let's be honest about it, you were way, way outta my league.
God!
I can't believe I just told you that.
Ok, now it's my turn.
I saw every football game you ever played in.
I can name every class we shared together.
I even broke up with Bobby Haversham, hoping that you would ask me out to the senior prom.
But you never did!
I gues you could say I haven't quite forgiven you for that.
I think your phone is ringing Yeah, it is.
Sorry.
Mitchell!
Hello!
This is General Landry.
Hello?
Mitchell!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have to take this.
Uh, I'll be right back.
You!
You do not move from this spot!
Sir!
Phil?!
Hey, I haven't seen you since the last one of these shindigs!
You been working out, huh?
So, how's Nancy?
I'm sorry, sir, say that again.
Carter and Teal'c what?
Were attacked.Your life may be in danger.
We need you to get back here as soon as possible.
Sir, this is impossible.
I'm gonna try to find a hard line.
'Peter DeLuise for Class Secretary' 'Damian Kindler for class Treasurer.
Have a voice.
Vote' Yeah, I'll put it on myself.
Thankyou sweetie.
Hey Gary, how you going, buddy?
Well if it isn't the prettiest girl at the party!
Hi!
Hi.
Have you seen Mitchell?
I can't find him anywhere.
Mitchell, wow!
You two are on a last name basis, huh?
I think I saw him talking to Amy Vandenburg.
Oh, the one from...
Yeah, I think they slunk off together.
Perfect.
Yeah, um...would you uh...like a little refreshment?
Moonshine!
It's flammable.
This is Lt Col Mitchell for General Landry.
Thankyou.
Just the man I've been looking for.
We didn't go to school together, did we?
Name's Ventrell.
I'm here to collect the price on your head.
Big bad bounty hunter after little old me?
I'm honoured.
Actually, you're just the bait.
This is General Landry.
Mitchell!
Mitchell, can you read me?!
Mitchell?
This is Mitchell requesting assistance.
Repeat, requesting assistance.
My voice is way deeper than that.
Funny.
See, I'm after the big prize.
All of SG1.
Who do you think they'll send after they hear that?
Why don't you just take me.
Teal'c's not even on the planet.
Oh, they'll be here.
In the meantime, all you have to do is keep quiet and no-one gets hurt.
Now, shall we get back to the party?
Yeah, lets dance.
Unfortunately, the Odyssey is not available for transport, but we've got a couple of 302's waiting.
They should get you there pretty quick.
Do we know how the assassins have been able to target us so precisely?
I think so.
During our last mission we were hit by what we thought was a scanning beam.
Turns out it was a little more sophisticated than that.
We were tagged.
We're all emitting low levels of a particulary exotic form of radiation.
That's what they're tracking.
Now, the good news is, it has a limited half-life, so it should wear off in a couple of days.
I think it's pretty clear Colonel Mitchell doesn't have a couple of days.
We'll get him, sir.
WHoa!
Do you know what?
I think Mitchell is crazy for ditching you.
I mean, come on, God!
Look at you, you're a beautiful woman.
You have a keen mind and you shoot like a special forces sniper.
True, all true.
But, you can be a little scary though.
I mean, to the kind of guy that would be intimidated by a woman who is successful and brilliant like you are.
D'you know what?
What?
I'm not one of those guys.
Darrell?
Hmmm?
There's something I think I'm supposed to tell you now.
What?
I'm married.
Ah, you're kidding!Ah!
It's something I don't like to talk about much.
He's a religious zealot, bent on total domination of every Human being in this galaxy.
So you're separated?
There you are!
I thought you deserted me.
Hey!
Are you ok?
Fine!
Who's your friend?
Odai Ventrell at your service Hello.
I'm a friend of the Colonels.
You still owe me a dance.
Don't keep the lady waiting, Colonel.
You won't get another chance.
Are you sure your date won't mind us spending time together like this?
She's the independant type.
Maybe, too much so.
You know what I like?
Now that we're older and hopefully wiser, we can say how we really feel.
There's none of that awful tension that used to hang in the air when we were young.
Yeah, I'm glad that's gone.
Vala, I like this!
Oh shut up!
That's Odai Ventrell in there.
Who?
No!
Bounty hunter.
He's obviously here looking for me!
Ok, no more liquor for you tonight, alright?
What?
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
That stuff barely affects me.
Have you got any weapons on you?
No!
Then we'll have to improvise.
Hey, if you don't wanna do this.
No, it's not that.
It's just...It's complicated.
You don't have to say anything else.
I get the message.
Vala, right?
It's not what you think.
Right now, I need you to slap me and get out of here.
Dave 'the man' Nelson.
It's Darrell!
How you doing, man?
You're confusing me with someone else.
What?
Darrell!
Get the hell out of here!
Oh what, like I'm going to listen to you?
Ha?
Making time with another girl.
Leaving your date high and dry.
Well thank God I stepped up, huh Dave?
Thank God!
Touch me again and I'll kill you.
Dave, you've changed, dude!
Oh!
Ah!
Holy...!
Get back!
Your attention please!
Exiting this room is now impossible.
Every door has been magnetically sealed shut!
Vala Mal Doran.
This is my lucky day.
Netan's offering a bonus for anyone who bags you.
Sorry.
That didn't go well.
Oh, it's worse than you think.
Thanks to your little stunt, now I start killing people.
You don't have to do this!
First rule of hostage taking.
Always back up your threats.
So who's it gonna be.
The trouble maker or the girlfriend.
Cameron!
Oh Ventrell, you always were such a coward!
I guess we'll start with you.
This is Colonel Carter of SG1.
Once all the hostages have been released, we are willing to beam in.
Negative.
You and Sg1 beam in first, unarmed and then I'll let everyone go!
Over there, please!
Colonel Mitchell, Vala, would you mind joining the others?
Turn around.
So what's your endgame Ventrell.
You know we're not just gonna let you walk outta here.
Never planned on it.
Hello.
It's ok!
You're all safe now!
Yeah, but what happened to Vala?!
Crap!
I knew there was something wrong with that woman!
How did you do that?
Oh, allow me!
We located this vessel in a field several miles from here.
We were onboard trying to override the command code, when it was remotely activated and flown onto the roof of the school.
That's right!
YOU brought us to YOU.
After that it was a simple matter of activating Chimera.
It's an Asgard holographic projection system.
It made it look like we'd beamed in.
And you might have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for us meddling kids.
So much for your big payday.
Well I may not be able to collect, but it doesn't mean others won't try.
Unless there's a bigger payday waiting somewhere else.
What are you talking about?
Well I've had some experience recently, dealing with Allucian Alliance.
I know for a fact that some of Netan's seconds are starting to question his leadership.
After this little fiasco, it's only gonna get worse.
Indeed!
With his failure to eliminate us yet again, he will only appear weaker than before.
No doubt about it.
There is blood in the water.
The only question is, which enterprising shark will be the first to take advantage of it.
Well done.
You saved my life.
You will be richly rewarded.
I know I will.
But not for saving you.
Thankyou!
Vala!
You sure you don't want some pie for the road?
I couldn't possibly.
It's your favourite.
Thankyou.
Well, the General will probably blame me if we miss our plane, so we probably should get moving.
Cameron!
We have to get moving!
Go wait in the car!
I exaggerated the spiritual bond thing just a little.
Yeah.
Yeah, we got that.
Thankyou.
Bye.
Move it!!
To be honest with you, Cam, I don't know what to make of all this.
Those Air Force people who made us all sign those papers were pretty scary.
I'm not sure I'm allowed to even think about what happened, let alone talk about it.
It's better this way.
People who do talk about it, just end up looking crazy.
There's never any proof.
And there is always plausible denial.
So you've done this sort of thing before?
I'm just saying...
I know!
You can't talk about it.
You can't even tell me what was really going on the other night.
I do know this much.
That man was trying to kill you...and your friends.
Whatever it is you do, it's obviously dangerous.
It's a job.
It has to be done.
And..and that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Well, if anybody has to be out there protecting us, from things we're not allowed to know about, I'm glad it's someone like you.
YOu know, Colorado Springs, it's not that far away, so maybe someday soon, you might think about taking a little trip.
Maybe.
She's a nice girl.
I like her!
Nice!
She's a cure for insomnia.
Well we can't all make the brilliant decisions YOU made.
Huh!
How many times HAVE you been married, anyway?
Legally?
Hmmm,well, it's hard to keep track.
Let's see.
First one was a part of a band of travelling entertainers.
He was a good cook, too.
Couldn't make pie though.
You know, forget it.
Forget I asked.
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