Programma Televisivo: Entourage - 1x1
{2286}{2309}Jessica.
{2324}{2356}What's going on?
{2447}{2483}How you doing?
{2511}{2568}- Love the Caddy.|- Baby, what's up?
{2570}{2613}- Hi, Turtle.|- You leaving?
{2615}{2648}- Yeah.|- Damn.
{2706}{2745}Vince, you need to sign this.
{2748}{2807}- Not now, Turtle.|- It's for Mary at Nike.
{2809}{2873}You want her to shut down|our shoe supply?
{2876}{2952}- I better sign it.
After lunch.|- You better sign it.
{2954}{3044}Don't sign that, Vince.
They screwed it up.|They got your eye color wrong.
{3046}{3113}- It's black and white.|- They look brown to me.
{3116}{3159}At least they didn't fuck up your package.
{3161}{3216}What are you talking about?|The poster's a headshot.
{3218}{3248}I'm just saying, shit happens.
{3250}{3348}I heard Warren Beatty sent back|300,000 one-sheets for {y:i}Heaven Can Wait...
{3351}{3400}'cause his dick looked too small|in sweat pants.
{3403}{3463}Guy's smart.
He looks out for his image.
{3503}{3554}Incoming.
Check this out right here.
{3582}{3635}Excuse me, did you drop these?
{3637}{3693}- Turtle.|- Vince.
Eric.
{3696}{3719}How you doing?
{3721}{3770}You guys going to|that Motorola party tonight?
{3773}{3820}No, we can't.|We got Vince's premiere tonight.
{3822}{3876}- We're busy.|- My gosh, that's right.
{3879}{3964}- Why aren't we on the list?|- 'Cause you're not hot enough.
{3977}{4012}Good luck.
Call us.
{4014}{4065}- See you.|- Bye.
{4068}{4149}- How come nobody says hi to me?|- How come you don't say hello to them?
{4151}{4244}- 'Cause that ain't how it works, asshole.|- Yeah, how does it work?
{4251}{4275}Fucking models.
{4277}{4338}If they were any good,|they'd be working in New York.
{4341}{4397}Speaking of New York,|are we going to that reunion?
{4399}{4423}Who cares?
{4425}{4488}The only people I talk to from high school|are right here.
{4491}{4596}- We gotta go.
10-year reunion, baby.|- We?
You weren't even in our class.
{4607}{4672}- I hung out with a lot of those kids.|- Hang out with them?
{4675}{4753}You sold them weed in the parking lot,|and you were already, like, 40.
{4755}{4812}Why don't we meet up with those girls|after the show?
{4814}{4867}- Yes.|- What are you hooking him up for?
{4869}{4893}What the fuck?
{4895}{4953}Poor guy's in recovery,|he needs a night out.
{4955}{5014}- No, E.
Fell off the wagon.|- What are you talking about?
{5017}{5100}- I know you've been calling Kristen, E.|- No.
Is it true?
{5112}{5152}No, it's not true.
{5156}{5185}Just say it's over.
{5188}{5221}- Please.|- It's over.
{5224}{5276}'Cause we don't want|to tell you she's a bitch...
{5278}{5369}then two weeks later, you get back together|and you're mad at us for saying it.
{5374}{5430}- It's over.|- She's a bitch!
{5448}{5535}- She is a bitch.|- You know what I'm saying?
{5764}{5820}- How's my head?|- You look fine.
{5845}{5919}- What are you so worried about?|- It is my movie, too.
{5921}{5996}- I forgot.
Give us your line again.|- All right.
{6059}{6105}I'm out of here, motherfuckers.
{6153}{6229}- He nails it every time.|- I love it.
{6235}{6303}- So the head's good, though, right?|- It's thick, Drama.
Thick.
{6305}{6375}That Rogaine,|that shit's liquid gold, baby.
Let's do this.
{6377}{6446}Johnny, let Vince go out first.
{6453}{6502}Yeah.
Go for it, Vince.
{6958}{7063}Pavarottis are out tonight, E?|Check out the tits on the girl from {y:i}Extra.
{7081}{7156}Go find out where Ali's sitting.|Make sure she's not within 10 rows.
{7159}{7235}- And don't mug for the cameras, either.|- Come on.
{7410}{7466}Get a picture of me and my brother.
{7479}{7556}- You used to be on that show, right?|- I've been on a bunch of shows.
{7559}{7659}- Vince's brother, what's your name?|- Johnny Chase, he steals the film.
{7697}{7749}One more, guys.
{8081}{8107}Nice to see you.
{8109}{8169}- How're you doing?|- How are you?
{8172}{8214}- Loved the movie.|- Thank you.
{8364}{8392}How do you think it went?
{8395}{8460}- Off the charts.
You kidding?
They loved it.|- Nice.
{8462}{8541}- Vince, how are you?
Great job.|- Thank you, I appreciate that.
{8544}{8610}- Can I take a picture with you?|- Yeah, okay.
{8655}{8701}How long do we have to be at this?
{8703}{8768}We gotta hang out for a little while,|have a couple drinks, mingle a little bit.
{8770}{8820}We'll leave in a little while.|Go take that picture with Alan.
{8823}{8846}Alan who?
{8849}{8903}Alan, the guy that financed|the fucking movie, Vince.
{8905}{8990}- The one with the hot daughter?|- No, he's got the gay son.
He's over there.
{8993}{9059}Do it.
Let's get a drink,|I'll meet you here in a few minutes.
{9061}{9148}Every year, after every premiere,|Vince likes to go night swimming.
{9155}{9189}That was you?
{9490}{9516}Excuse me.
{9524}{9582}- Eric.|- Ari.
How you doing?
What's up?
{9585}{9653}- What's Vince doing?|- He's over there talking to some people.
{9656}{9701}Why hasn't he read {y:i}Matterhorn?
{9709}{9764}The movie just ended, let him enjoy himself.
{9766}{9804}No.
What does he do all day?
{9806}{9830}- Today?|- Yeah.
{9833}{9860}He worked on his short game.
{9862}{9926}Yeah, he's got one job,|to read fucking scripts.
{9929}{9999}- He can't do it?|- Go tell him that, he's standing right there.
{10001}{10078}- What are you talking to me for?|- Tuesday, Courtside, all right?
{10081}{10155}If you get him to read...
Wait for it.
{10181}{10219}Get him to read {y:i}Matterhorn, okay?
{10221}{10292}I will take care of it.|Relax, have fun tonight, will you?
{10294}{10338}- What does he need?|- What do you need?
{10341}{10368}I'm on ass patrol.
{10370}{10431}I got a six-pack, one of them|kind of looks like Kristen.
{10433}{10495}- What are you, an asshole?|- I'm just saying, revenge fuck.
{10497}{10565}I'm gonna revenge fuck someone|'cause she looks like my ex?
{10568}{10597}I would.
{10600}{10667}More importantly,|this girl told me she loves to give head.
{10669}{10753}I know you desperately need it,|so I'm gonna make sure she gives it to you.
{10756}{10825}I'm sure some girl told you|she loves to give head, too, right?
{10827}{10869}No, I told her I loved Derek Jeter first.
{10872}{10924}- Then she told me that.|{y:i}- Legally Blonde, 2 o'clock.
{10926}{10994}Boy, here she comes.
{11045}{11134}- Where's Vince?
I can't find him anywhere.|- I don't even think he came tonight.
{11137}{11219}Do not fuck with me, Turtle.|Just tell me where he is.
{11227}{11286}Are we gonna do this again tonight?
{11314}{11352}Go fuck yourself, Eric.
{11373}{11421}Why are you mad at me?|I didn't do anything.
{11424}{11468}Come on, E.
Let's go, these girls are hot.
{11470}{11533}They won some KROQ premiere contest.|They want to party...
{11536}{11600}but first they want to meet Vince,|so you gotta hook it up.
{11602}{11645}Could you get laid without Vince?
{11648}{11697}Do I give a fuck?
That's the answer.
{12512}{12551}So, you all live here together?
{12553}{12641}- I live in the guest house.|- I'm a guest.
Show me.
{12769}{12827}- What's wrong?|- Nothing.
{12836}{12928}You just kind of remind me of somebody,|it's freaking me out a little bit.
{12930}{12989}Come on.
You can tell me about her.
{13004}{13056}Are you really Vince's brother?
{13070}{13156}- You all don't look very much alike.|- Yeah, I get that a lot.
{13177}{13228}Because I have a lot less body fat.
{13265}{13343}- Come on, what do I gotta do to get a little?|- Beg.
{13359}{13410}I'd get on my knees, but I'd drown.
{13421}{13502}Look, it's not like I don't think you're cute...
{13505}{13597}but I'm just still hoping|I'm gonna be the one that fucks Vince.
{13609}{13672}Sweetheart, look around, Vince is gone.
{13677}{13731}So is your sister and your best friend.
{13733}{13835}Come on, just make out with me,|I'll show you where Vince eats breakfast.
{14158}{14248}Morning, Jorge.
How you doing?|Watch this shot.
Are you ready?
{14262}{14312}Roberto, sorry about that, buddy.
{14417}{14452}Morning, Blanca.
{14469}{14520}- Morning, guys.|- What's up?
{14522}{14615}- How did it go last night, boy?|- What do you want, a play-by-play?
{14617}{14682}- I fucked like a puma.|- My girl went nuts, E.
{14685}{14726}First second, juggling the speed bags...
{14729}{14799}next, she was telling me|how her uncle used to watch her shower.
{14801}{14845}- That's great.|- Don't sweat it.
{14848}{14896}I gave her Vince's jeans.
She left thrilled.
{14899}{14926}What's up, fellas?
{14929}{14982}Vince, you gotta read this thing.|Ari's going nuts.
{14985}{15023}I know, he just called.
{15025}{15070}- Did you read it?|- Yeah.
{15075}{15160}- I didn't like it.|- Fuck it, then.
What do I gotta read it for?
{15166}{15223}I don't know.|You might see something different.
{15225}{15313}- You see any parts for me, E?|- I'm not gonna see anything different.
{15316}{15390}What you like, I like.|I mean, look at last night.
{15393}{15500}- You liked that and I think we got a hit.|- A hit?
We got a monster, Vince.
{15502}{15555}Yeah, I liked it, but you still read it.
{15557}{15614}- No.|- You're kidding me, right?
{15628}{15716}I didn't even know who the killer was|until I saw the fucking thing.
{15731}{15813}- Unbelievable.|- Call Ari and cancel the meeting.
{15816}{15867}- What meeting is that?|- Warner's.
{15869}{15949}- I told him I'd go meet the French director.|- Can I ask you a question?
{15952}{16024}Why would you agree to a meeting|when you haven't read the script?
{16027}{16115}Because at the time I agreed,|I still believed I'd read it.
{16129}{16170}All right, cancel the meeting.
{16173}{16239}You know what?
I'll take the meeting.
{16249}{16313}It's rude to cancel at the last second.
{16322}{16390}- What are you gonna talk about?|- I'll listen.
{16399}{16481}That's what good actors do, they listen.|Right, Johnny?
{16502}{16527}What?
{16844}{16933}The guy's a legend, Vince.|Just talk about his old movies, he'll love it.
{16936}{17005}- What's he done?|- How the fuck would I know?
{17008}{17085}Vince will love that.
He'll love that.
{17097}{17130}All right, thanks.
{17161}{17232}That was Black Hack.|Says he's got a dog that'd be perfect for us.
{17235}{17282}- We're getting a dog?|- A guard dog.
{17285}{17357}- Sweet.|- Check out the picture, he's beautiful.
{17382}{17452}He's got a great body, E.|Look at those calves.
{17454}{17508}This isn't a guard dog,|this is a fucking lawsuit.
{17510}{17573}- Forget it.|- I was talking to Vince, all right?
{17576}{17602}This is house business.
{17605}{17664}You don't live in the house,|so it's not your business.
{17667}{17720}- Yeah.|- Fuck you guys.
{17732}{17797}- You did move out on us.|- I live in the guest house.
{17800}{17853}Which in my mind is still totally fucked up.
{17856}{17880}Here we go.
{17883}{17933}You never asked|for the guest house, Johnny.
{17936}{17984}I shouldn't have to ask.
I'm your brother.
{17987}{18059}Half-brother.
Vince thought|you were his cousin till, like, 14.
{18061}{18124}You know what?|For two years, you guys mooched off me.
{18127}{18206}- You ate my food, you fucked my fall-out.|- Your what?
{18209}{18286}My {y:i}Melrose Place fall-out pussy.|And what's my payback?
{18289}{18333}Sharing a bathroom with this fat fuck.
{18336}{18413}Do you need to go at my weight,|you balding, unemployable douche bag?
{18416}{18466}Johnny, you're family, I need you close.
{18469}{18548}You'll thank me when Charles Manson|breaks in and slits Eric's throat...
{18551}{18599}while we're safe with...|What's the dog's name?
{18602}{18644}- Arnold.|- Arnold?
{18660}{18707}I like that.
Get the dog, Turtle.
{18709}{18760}Quick decisions.
That's why you're a star.
{18762}{18812}Do what you have to,|but I don't pick up dog shit.
{18815}{18844}It's the wrecking crew.
{18846}{18900}Turtle, I hooked you up|with my friend, right?
{18919}{18975}That shit ain't free,|pay him his fucking money.
{18977}{19058}- Come on, you know I'm good for it.|- Drama, let's tee up, man.
{19061}{19141}You know, I'm working on that thing.|But, yeah, I could do it.
{19184}{19236}Guys, I'll catch you later.
{19548}{19582}No use beating yourself up over it.
{19585}{19638}If you didn't like the guy,|you didn't like the guy.
{19641}{19702}He kept asking me questions,|I didn't know what he wanted.
{19705}{19782}- French, can't understand a word they say.|- All directors are pricks.
{19785}{19848}He didn't even see my last two films.|What's that about?
{19851}{19889}You didn't read his script.
{19892}{19958}How can you compare|watching a DVD with reading a script?
{19961}{20043}Vince, don't even worry,|it's probably a dumb movie anyway.
{20045}{20113}- What's up, Ari?|- I got some feedback from the frog director.
{20116}{20141}Yeah, listen...
{20144}{20187}{y:i}- He loved you.|- Really?
{20201}{20278}{y:i}They wanna wrap you up in a scarf|{y:i}and give you a baguette.
{20305}{20356}They wanna throw $4 million at you.
{20361}{20398}You're kidding.
{20402}{20432}{y:i}Are you smiling?
{20434}{20515}- Yeah, I'm smiling.|- Can you hear me smiling?
Listen.
{20517}{20568}{y:i}You got my balls tingling, man.
{20571}{20635}They drive that way|in Tiananmen Square, bitch.
{20642}{20704}{y:i}- Call me.|- I'll talk to you later, bye.
{20732}{20820}- They just offered me $4 million.|- Holy shit, are you kidding me?
{20822}{20863}- Yes!|- Yeah, baby.
{20865}{20964}- E., what do you think I should do?|- I think you should read the fucking thing.
{21025}{21102}That's 300 bones plus,|and I hit it off the toe.
{21105}{21132}Next time aim west.
{21134}{21200}I don't need Ed Begley|coming here in his electric car again.
{21203}{21289}That ain't Begley's house.|Pierce Brosnan's got the Spanish roof.
{21292}{21354}I bet Black Hack|can get us a deal on this G5.
{21357}{21420}How do you fly on a jet|that your weed dealer handles?
{21422}{21492}He don't fly the fucking thing.|He knows brokers.
{21495}{21543}Guys, give it up, all right?
{21545}{21628}Vince isn't gonna do some dog-shit movie|just so he can time-share a jet.
{21630}{21700}Who says it's a shit movie?|Sounded like a cool idea to me.
{21702}{21785}This from a guy who thought {y:i}Guiding Light|was a cool idea four years ago.
{21788}{21862}We listen to you, we'd all be working|for some loser on a soap.
{21865}{21904}I'm up for a soap.
{21938}{21963}Sorry, Drama.
{21965}{22015}Vince will be a star no matter what.
{22017}{22075}It was pre-destined.
The kid's a triple-threat.
{22077}{22127}He's got the look, he's got the talent.
{22129}{22177}- He's got the head.|- The what?
{22180}{22275}The head, the big head.|You guys telling me you don't know this?
{22278}{22327}The bigger the head, the bigger the star.
{22329}{22407}- You're such an idiot.|- Bruce Willis, big head.
{22409}{22500}Russell Crowe, big head.|Arnold Schwarzenegger, big head.
{22506}{22558}Vincent Chase, big, big head.
{22635}{22707}- How's my head?|- Not so big.
{22709}{22780}But your ears are huge,|if that helps you out at all.
{22911}{22963}- Yo.|- I can't get through it, man.
{22965}{23028}- What's the problem?|- I can't tell if the script sucks...
{23031}{23094}or if it's just|I got the sound of a jet engine in my head.
{23097}{23157}- No, Vince, G5's whisper quiet.|- Shut up, Turtle.
{23160}{23190}Keep reading.
{23231}{23305}- Give me that thing.
Take that.|- You going for Brosnan?
{23308}{23373}Three bones, baby, three bones.
{23482}{23529}- You suck.|- I don't know, it's a cop.
{23531}{23615}- I've never played a cop.
Can I play a cop?|- You can play anything, Vince.
{23617}{23684}Cop's tough.
I did four eps of {y:i}Blue.
{23690}{23755}The wrong guy could look real stupid|carrying a gun.
{23757}{23855}- And when were you on {y:i}NYPD Blue?|- I was on {y:i}Pacific Blue, cock breath.
{23866}{23896}And you know that.
{23899}{23947}For $4 million, we could buy this house.
{23950}{24003}You only got $2 million for your last movie.
{24005}{24060}- That's a big bump up.|- What do you think, E?
{24065}{24115}If they're gonna|give you $4 million for this...
{24117}{24170}they'll give you $4 million|for something you love.
{24173}{24199}What the fuck do you know?
{24201}{24288}Guy does two years at Queens Community,|suddenly he runs this town.
{24299}{24356}It's Ari.
Ari, what's up?
{24358}{24399}You get a chance to look at {y:i}Matterhorn?
{24401}{24454}{y:i}Yeah, you know what,|{y:i}I don't really understand it.
{24457}{24546}- You don't understand?
Are you kidding?|- I don't know, it's a little confusing.
{24549}{24589}This is your artistic bar mitzvah, baby.
{24592}{24643}You're gonna step up,|you're the man in this one.
{24645}{24688}- Eric hates it.|{y:i}- Eric hates it, okay.
{24691}{24754}He says you should|get me $4 million for something I love.
{24757}{24784}You're an idiot, dude.
{24787}{24846}What did you think of the script?
Fuck Eric.
{24849}{24908}- You want to talk to him?|- I don't want to talk to him.
{24910}{24953}I'm not talking to him.
No.
{24963}{25037}Fucking.
Ari, what's up?
{25073}{25128}{y:i}Why don't you and I|{y:i}sit down and have dinner?
{25131}{25195}- Tonight?|- Yeah, we'll sit down over at Koi.
{25197}{25284}7:30, we'll talk about future plans.|Figure out what's right for us.
{25286}{25322}Okay, cool.
{25336}{25381}All right, I'll see you there.
{25410}{25499}He wants to have dinner with me tonight.|Talk about finding you a new project.
{25501}{25559}I don't always have to be|in the middle of everything.
{25561}{25595}You want us to go with him?
{25597}{25662}What is this, a sweet 16?
This is my career.
{25665}{25699}Let Eric handle it.
{25701}{25749}Fellas, the puppy's here, baby.
{25805}{25889}How is this dog gonna protect you?|You can't even get him out of the crate.
{25892}{25950}Relax.
Just gotta bond with him,|learn his language.
{25953}{26037}Three days, he'll be taking|chicken out of my mouth.
Right, baby?
{26107}{26169}Drama, don't stare at him, retard.
{26182}{26225}What do you wanna do, Vince?
{26272}{26328}I kind of want to see this dog in action.
{26357}{26416}Turtle, I'm guessing you want to go...
{26419}{26481}to that lingerie party|at the Mansion on Thursday?
{26484}{26535}Yeah, what do you guys got in mind?
{26745}{26801}All right, you pansies, let her rip.
{26857}{26889}Here he comes.
{26913}{26983}Not the nuts.|I'm saving them for Miss August.
{27226}{27263}Hang in there, Turtle.
{27325}{27402}That sake you're drinking,|my wife and I discovered in Hokkaido.
{27404}{27449}We were visiting Sofia on the set of {y:i}Lost.
{27452}{27550}That film didn't really capture the place.|Twice as boring in real life.
{27552}{27603}How about you, you dating?|What's going on?
{27606}{27668}I broke up with Kristen.|You know that, right?
{27671}{27731}The little blonde?|I thought she was the one for you.
{27734}{27773}Brunette, actually, but, yeah...
{27776}{27823}I guess she thought|her ex was a better play.
{27825}{27916}Ask me who I'm fucking.|Come on, who am I fucking?
{27938}{27996}- Mrs.
Ari?|- Please, come on.
{27999}{28028}Irina Korova.
{28060}{28096}I don't know who that is.
{28098}{28166}{y:i}Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue,|she's the cover.
{28169}{28206}She's that Russian chick.
{28209}{28279}Yeah, I think Vince hit that.|Did you ask him first?
{28281}{28322}I'm kidding with you.
Relax.
{28345}{28379}Let me ask you something.
{28381}{28428}Why are you talking|Vince out of {y:i}Matterhorn?
{28430}{28490}- I didn't talk him out of it.|- What is it, the dialogue?
{28492}{28559}I can get some hack to come in, rewrite it.|No problem, boom.
{28561}{28623}- It doesn't matter what I think.|- It does matter.
{28625}{28716}You're part of the team, baby.|I mean, I gotta know what you think...
{28718}{28780}so I can get you to think|what I think, you know?
{28783}{28825}Okay, I didn't love it.
{28831}{28894}It's {y:i}Die Hard at Disneyland.|What's not to love?
{28896}{28977}Personally, I don't want to watch|kids blowing up at Disneyland.
{28980}{29020}Where do you want to watch them blow up?
{29023}{29095}Nowhere.
That's the point.|I just read an article in {y:i}The Times...
{29098}{29155}{y:i}The New York Times,|not this shit they got out here...
{29157}{29198}- You read {y:i}The Times?|- Yeah.
{29201}{29260}- You read {y:i}The New Republic?|- I've heard of it.
{29263}{29329}I was reading that.|It's interesting, 'cause what it says...
{29332}{29408}is that you don't know|what the fuck you're talking about.
{29416}{29462}Look, I thought we were gonna sit here...
{29465}{29528}and talk about how we could find a project|that Vince loves.
{29531}{29570}How you and I could work together.
{29572}{29640}How long you been out here, Eric?|How long?
{29652}{29685}Fourteen months.
{29688}{29748}Fourteen months.|And what were you doing back there?
{29751}{29789}Back on the East Coast?
{29795}{29860}- Managing an Italian restaurant.|- There you go.
{29863}{29951}Now, if I was opening a pizzeria,|then you and I could work together.
{29953}{30010}Eric, I know you mean well.|You're Vince's friend...
{30012}{30060}you want to protect him|against making a bomb.
{30062}{30153}Bombs are bad, they kill your career, right?|Wrong.
Know what kills your career?
{30156}{30194}Passing on a hit.
{30196}{30285}Ari, don't blame me if you can't get|your client to do what you want him to do.
{30288}{30319}I resent this.
{30321}{30384}I don't have dinner|with people like you.
I don't do it...
{30387}{30417}I don't do this.
{30420}{30464}You think Hugh Jackman calls me and says: {30467}{30534}"Ari, love the script,|but I gotta run it past my pizza boy"?
{30536}{30577}I've been doing this for 15 years, okay?
{30580}{30636}What the hell do you know?
Come on.
{30638}{30725}I know that two years ago you were|the asshole that wouldn't call Vince back.
{30728}{30818}I also know, Ari, if you ever|fucking talk to me like that again...
{30820}{30882}I will slap that grin right off your face.
{30884}{30976}You're gonna get street on me now?|Is that what you're gonna do?
{30997}{31054}You know what?
Enjoy your dinner.
{31072}{31117}This sake sucks.
{31159}{31206}Can I get a check, please?
{31561}{31643}- Fucking scared the shit out me.|- What, were you spanking it?
{31645}{31694}Yeah, I'm jerking off to {y:i}Sports Center.
{31696}{31767}You are.
Look, he was tugging it|to the lady golfers.
{31795}{31852}- Whatever.|- How was your big dinner with Ari?
{31855}{31903}I'm going to bed.
I'll tell you in the morning.
{31906}{31952}You're not going to bed,|we're going to Vegas.
{31955}{32005}What are you talking about?
We're flying out|for the reunion tomorrow.
{32008}{32068}No, we're flying from Vegas,|Black Hack got us a jet.
{32071}{32096}I'm not going to Vegas.
{32099}{32155}Don't be a pussy.|The Maloofs are hooking us up.
{32157}{32211}Vince is upstairs right now|emptying out the safe.
{32213}{32277}Put $10 on red,|and I'll see you guys in New York.
{32280}{32379}Should we tell him?
We should tell him.|Kristen's fucking Vince Vaughn.
{32424}{32460}What are you talking about?
{32463}{32531}She's back with what's his face,|the restaurateur.
{32533}{32636}She was in the middle of 40 Deuce|with her hand down Vince Vaughn's pants.
{32638}{32718}- She had her hand down his pants?|- Both of them.
{32736}{32808}Vince Vaughn?
That puffy motherfucker.
{32811}{32903}No, bro.
He didn't look puffy at all.|He was looking real good.
{32905}{32987}Yeah, it was like {y:i}Swingers Vince Vaughn,|not {y:i}Old School Vince Vaughn.
{32989}{33026}It was like new school Vince Vaughn.
{33028}{33096}He looked like he'd been working out|with a personal trainer...
{33099}{33144}probably a nutritionist, too.
{33191}{33216}What?
{33219}{33273}You're the worst fucking actor|I've ever seen.
{33276}{33329}- You indicating motherfucker.|- What?
What did I do?
{33332}{33379}- We had him.|- And how is this funny, anyway?
{33382}{33430}Look, I'm shaking.
I feel like I'll throw up.
{33432}{33473}- You deserve it.|- Yeah, why's that?
{33476}{33552}You broke the rule:|No girlfriends, no commitments.
{33558}{33600}Fellas, I need to talk to E.
{33602}{33665}Please, Vince, talk to the guy,|he's being a little bitch.
{33668}{33726}Yeah, payback's gonna be a bigger bitch.|You'll see.
{33728}{33779}Guys, give me a second, all right?
{33800}{33889}I just talked to Ari.|He said you threatened to beat him up.
{33922}{33978}Yeah, the guy's a real prick, Vince.
{33999}{34032}He's my agent.
{34034}{34092}You can't go around town|threatening people, E.
{34094}{34174}- We're not back in high school.|- He called me "pizza boy."
{34177}{34241}What, you were|the night manager at Sbarros, weren't you?
{34244}{34312}You know what, fuck you, too.|How about that?
{34314}{34387}Okay, so Ari's an asshole.|What do you want me to do, fire him?
{34389}{34426}Yeah, that's what I want you to do.
{34428}{34479}I want you to call him right now|and fire him.
{34481}{34507}All right.
{34610}{34635}What are you doing?
{34637}{34684}Put the phone down, asshole.|What's wrong with you?
{34687}{34770}- What's wrong with you?|- Look at you, you're ready to fire your agent.
{34772}{34861}This is your life, your career.|You care about that at all or what?
{34864}{34923}I care.
It's just this shit is hard.
{34926}{35008}Picking movies, I can't do that.
I'm an actor.|Let me act like an actor.
{35010}{35064}Why don't you act|like you know what the fuck is up?
{35067}{35139}What are you saying?
You want me|to make your decisions for you?
{35142}{35210}I don't know, I can't decide.
Yeah.
{35240}{35303}Jesus Christ.
Do you know where I'd be|if I had your face?
{35305}{35352}Yeah.
Well, you don't.
{35381}{35443}Look, should I do the movie or not?
{35458}{35493}You know what I think?
{35496}{35576}The script's a piece of shit|and I don't think you should do the movie.
{35578}{35635}Okay.
That's that.
{35684}{35753}I wanted to take some time off|just to chill anyway.
{35756}{35855}Come on, Vince.
Who you kidding?|You've been chilling for three months.
{35857}{35952}Yeah, but I was all stressed those months.|Now I'm just gonna chill.
{35999}{36063}- Whatever.|- Come on, we'll talk about it in Vegas.
{36065}{36121}I'm not going to Vegas.
{36140}{36190}What do you mean|you're not going to Vegas?
{36192}{36259}- I'm not gonna go.|- Come on, we'll have a blast.
{36261}{36304}We got {y:i}The Real World suite at the Palms.
{36307}{36370}- No, I'm not gonna go.|- Yeah, me neither.
{36372}{36428}Those guys were kind of psyched to go,|but fuck it.
{36430}{36524}- Maybe we'll bag the reunion, too.|- I'm not bagging the reunion.
{36544}{36633}- You'd go without me?|- Yeah, I'd rather go without you.
{36640}{36696}- Fuck you.|- I'm not trying to be an asshole...
{36698}{36764}I'm just saying,|you go and it turns into the Vince show.
{36766}{36815}I know what's going on.
{36825}{36884}You're just afraid|I'll fuck that little Asian chick...
{36886}{36934}you used to chase around.|What was her name?
{36936}{36970}Sarah Lum.
{36991}{37036}- I don't care about Sarah Lum.|- Dim Sum Lum.
{37039}{37074}Don't call her that.
{37084}{37133}All right, I'll go.
{37140}{37234}- Your passive-aggressive shit got me.|- All right, we leave for the airport at 3:00.
{37236}{37316}- And don't even look at Sarah Lum.|- You're just gonna have to tell her.
{37319}{37357}This is my no-fly zone.
{37360}{37423}If she enters my airspace,|she's going down.
{37473}{37507}Your airspace?
{37613}{37674}Check it out, fellas.
Jacket still fits.
{37676}{37729}Turtle, where did you pack|the Bose headsets?
{37732}{37757}What Bose headsets?
{37760}{37820}The ones I told you to pick up|for the flight yesterday.
{37823}{37875}You didn't tell me|to pick up any Bose headsets.
{37878}{37952}Yes, I did.|I told you to go to the Bose store...
{37955}{38007}and pick up four fucking pairs|of Bose headsets.
{38010}{38059}Vince wants to listen to music|on the flight...
{38062}{38134}he doesn't want to hear you|jabbering in his ear.
Now fucking go.
{38136}{38184}- Jesus, what got into you?|- Just fucking go!
{38187}{38277}- Meet us at the airport.|- What a bunch of bullshit.
{38400}{38472}Headsets?
I'm only getting three.
{38475}{38539}We'll be bumping Biggie,|you'll be humming show tunes.
{38541}{38596}What was that about?|I don't want any headsets.
{38599}{38648}The guy thinks I'm the boy|for this sound shit?
{38651}{38733}You also don't want to be|driving around in a car that has that on it.
{38908}{38947}That's a good one.
{39015}{39063}Laugh it up, Drama, you're next.
{39120}{39164}It's Ari, talk to him.
{39238}{39287}- Hello?|- Hello, Eric.
{39310}{39399}- I'd like to talk to Vince.|- Yeah?
He'd like you to talk to me.
{39460}{39544}Okay, player,|tell him Colin Farrell took {y:i}Matterhorn.
{39547}{39579}Fuck you!
{39736}{39774}What did he say?
{39780}{39835}Colin Farrell's doing {y:i}Matterhorn.
{39932}{39963}He's good.
{39993}{40064}I hope you know|what you're doing, pizza boy.
{40093}{40193}>
{2324}{2356}What's going on?
{2447}{2483}How you doing?
{2511}{2568}- Love the Caddy.|- Baby, what's up?
{2570}{2613}- Hi, Turtle.|- You leaving?
{2615}{2648}- Yeah.|- Damn.
{2706}{2745}Vince, you need to sign this.
{2748}{2807}- Not now, Turtle.|- It's for Mary at Nike.
{2809}{2873}You want her to shut down|our shoe supply?
{2876}{2952}- I better sign it.
After lunch.|- You better sign it.
{2954}{3044}Don't sign that, Vince.
They screwed it up.|They got your eye color wrong.
{3046}{3113}- It's black and white.|- They look brown to me.
{3116}{3159}At least they didn't fuck up your package.
{3161}{3216}What are you talking about?|The poster's a headshot.
{3218}{3248}I'm just saying, shit happens.
{3250}{3348}I heard Warren Beatty sent back|300,000 one-sheets for {y:i}Heaven Can Wait...
{3351}{3400}'cause his dick looked too small|in sweat pants.
{3403}{3463}Guy's smart.
He looks out for his image.
{3503}{3554}Incoming.
Check this out right here.
{3582}{3635}Excuse me, did you drop these?
{3637}{3693}- Turtle.|- Vince.
Eric.
{3696}{3719}How you doing?
{3721}{3770}You guys going to|that Motorola party tonight?
{3773}{3820}No, we can't.|We got Vince's premiere tonight.
{3822}{3876}- We're busy.|- My gosh, that's right.
{3879}{3964}- Why aren't we on the list?|- 'Cause you're not hot enough.
{3977}{4012}Good luck.
Call us.
{4014}{4065}- See you.|- Bye.
{4068}{4149}- How come nobody says hi to me?|- How come you don't say hello to them?
{4151}{4244}- 'Cause that ain't how it works, asshole.|- Yeah, how does it work?
{4251}{4275}Fucking models.
{4277}{4338}If they were any good,|they'd be working in New York.
{4341}{4397}Speaking of New York,|are we going to that reunion?
{4399}{4423}Who cares?
{4425}{4488}The only people I talk to from high school|are right here.
{4491}{4596}- We gotta go.
10-year reunion, baby.|- We?
You weren't even in our class.
{4607}{4672}- I hung out with a lot of those kids.|- Hang out with them?
{4675}{4753}You sold them weed in the parking lot,|and you were already, like, 40.
{4755}{4812}Why don't we meet up with those girls|after the show?
{4814}{4867}- Yes.|- What are you hooking him up for?
{4869}{4893}What the fuck?
{4895}{4953}Poor guy's in recovery,|he needs a night out.
{4955}{5014}- No, E.
Fell off the wagon.|- What are you talking about?
{5017}{5100}- I know you've been calling Kristen, E.|- No.
Is it true?
{5112}{5152}No, it's not true.
{5156}{5185}Just say it's over.
{5188}{5221}- Please.|- It's over.
{5224}{5276}'Cause we don't want|to tell you she's a bitch...
{5278}{5369}then two weeks later, you get back together|and you're mad at us for saying it.
{5374}{5430}- It's over.|- She's a bitch!
{5448}{5535}- She is a bitch.|- You know what I'm saying?
{5764}{5820}- How's my head?|- You look fine.
{5845}{5919}- What are you so worried about?|- It is my movie, too.
{5921}{5996}- I forgot.
Give us your line again.|- All right.
{6059}{6105}I'm out of here, motherfuckers.
{6153}{6229}- He nails it every time.|- I love it.
{6235}{6303}- So the head's good, though, right?|- It's thick, Drama.
Thick.
{6305}{6375}That Rogaine,|that shit's liquid gold, baby.
Let's do this.
{6377}{6446}Johnny, let Vince go out first.
{6453}{6502}Yeah.
Go for it, Vince.
{6958}{7063}Pavarottis are out tonight, E?|Check out the tits on the girl from {y:i}Extra.
{7081}{7156}Go find out where Ali's sitting.|Make sure she's not within 10 rows.
{7159}{7235}- And don't mug for the cameras, either.|- Come on.
{7410}{7466}Get a picture of me and my brother.
{7479}{7556}- You used to be on that show, right?|- I've been on a bunch of shows.
{7559}{7659}- Vince's brother, what's your name?|- Johnny Chase, he steals the film.
{7697}{7749}One more, guys.
{8081}{8107}Nice to see you.
{8109}{8169}- How're you doing?|- How are you?
{8172}{8214}- Loved the movie.|- Thank you.
{8364}{8392}How do you think it went?
{8395}{8460}- Off the charts.
You kidding?
They loved it.|- Nice.
{8462}{8541}- Vince, how are you?
Great job.|- Thank you, I appreciate that.
{8544}{8610}- Can I take a picture with you?|- Yeah, okay.
{8655}{8701}How long do we have to be at this?
{8703}{8768}We gotta hang out for a little while,|have a couple drinks, mingle a little bit.
{8770}{8820}We'll leave in a little while.|Go take that picture with Alan.
{8823}{8846}Alan who?
{8849}{8903}Alan, the guy that financed|the fucking movie, Vince.
{8905}{8990}- The one with the hot daughter?|- No, he's got the gay son.
He's over there.
{8993}{9059}Do it.
Let's get a drink,|I'll meet you here in a few minutes.
{9061}{9148}Every year, after every premiere,|Vince likes to go night swimming.
{9155}{9189}That was you?
{9490}{9516}Excuse me.
{9524}{9582}- Eric.|- Ari.
How you doing?
What's up?
{9585}{9653}- What's Vince doing?|- He's over there talking to some people.
{9656}{9701}Why hasn't he read {y:i}Matterhorn?
{9709}{9764}The movie just ended, let him enjoy himself.
{9766}{9804}No.
What does he do all day?
{9806}{9830}- Today?|- Yeah.
{9833}{9860}He worked on his short game.
{9862}{9926}Yeah, he's got one job,|to read fucking scripts.
{9929}{9999}- He can't do it?|- Go tell him that, he's standing right there.
{10001}{10078}- What are you talking to me for?|- Tuesday, Courtside, all right?
{10081}{10155}If you get him to read...
Wait for it.
{10181}{10219}Get him to read {y:i}Matterhorn, okay?
{10221}{10292}I will take care of it.|Relax, have fun tonight, will you?
{10294}{10338}- What does he need?|- What do you need?
{10341}{10368}I'm on ass patrol.
{10370}{10431}I got a six-pack, one of them|kind of looks like Kristen.
{10433}{10495}- What are you, an asshole?|- I'm just saying, revenge fuck.
{10497}{10565}I'm gonna revenge fuck someone|'cause she looks like my ex?
{10568}{10597}I would.
{10600}{10667}More importantly,|this girl told me she loves to give head.
{10669}{10753}I know you desperately need it,|so I'm gonna make sure she gives it to you.
{10756}{10825}I'm sure some girl told you|she loves to give head, too, right?
{10827}{10869}No, I told her I loved Derek Jeter first.
{10872}{10924}- Then she told me that.|{y:i}- Legally Blonde, 2 o'clock.
{10926}{10994}Boy, here she comes.
{11045}{11134}- Where's Vince?
I can't find him anywhere.|- I don't even think he came tonight.
{11137}{11219}Do not fuck with me, Turtle.|Just tell me where he is.
{11227}{11286}Are we gonna do this again tonight?
{11314}{11352}Go fuck yourself, Eric.
{11373}{11421}Why are you mad at me?|I didn't do anything.
{11424}{11468}Come on, E.
Let's go, these girls are hot.
{11470}{11533}They won some KROQ premiere contest.|They want to party...
{11536}{11600}but first they want to meet Vince,|so you gotta hook it up.
{11602}{11645}Could you get laid without Vince?
{11648}{11697}Do I give a fuck?
That's the answer.
{12512}{12551}So, you all live here together?
{12553}{12641}- I live in the guest house.|- I'm a guest.
Show me.
{12769}{12827}- What's wrong?|- Nothing.
{12836}{12928}You just kind of remind me of somebody,|it's freaking me out a little bit.
{12930}{12989}Come on.
You can tell me about her.
{13004}{13056}Are you really Vince's brother?
{13070}{13156}- You all don't look very much alike.|- Yeah, I get that a lot.
{13177}{13228}Because I have a lot less body fat.
{13265}{13343}- Come on, what do I gotta do to get a little?|- Beg.
{13359}{13410}I'd get on my knees, but I'd drown.
{13421}{13502}Look, it's not like I don't think you're cute...
{13505}{13597}but I'm just still hoping|I'm gonna be the one that fucks Vince.
{13609}{13672}Sweetheart, look around, Vince is gone.
{13677}{13731}So is your sister and your best friend.
{13733}{13835}Come on, just make out with me,|I'll show you where Vince eats breakfast.
{14158}{14248}Morning, Jorge.
How you doing?|Watch this shot.
Are you ready?
{14262}{14312}Roberto, sorry about that, buddy.
{14417}{14452}Morning, Blanca.
{14469}{14520}- Morning, guys.|- What's up?
{14522}{14615}- How did it go last night, boy?|- What do you want, a play-by-play?
{14617}{14682}- I fucked like a puma.|- My girl went nuts, E.
{14685}{14726}First second, juggling the speed bags...
{14729}{14799}next, she was telling me|how her uncle used to watch her shower.
{14801}{14845}- That's great.|- Don't sweat it.
{14848}{14896}I gave her Vince's jeans.
She left thrilled.
{14899}{14926}What's up, fellas?
{14929}{14982}Vince, you gotta read this thing.|Ari's going nuts.
{14985}{15023}I know, he just called.
{15025}{15070}- Did you read it?|- Yeah.
{15075}{15160}- I didn't like it.|- Fuck it, then.
What do I gotta read it for?
{15166}{15223}I don't know.|You might see something different.
{15225}{15313}- You see any parts for me, E?|- I'm not gonna see anything different.
{15316}{15390}What you like, I like.|I mean, look at last night.
{15393}{15500}- You liked that and I think we got a hit.|- A hit?
We got a monster, Vince.
{15502}{15555}Yeah, I liked it, but you still read it.
{15557}{15614}- No.|- You're kidding me, right?
{15628}{15716}I didn't even know who the killer was|until I saw the fucking thing.
{15731}{15813}- Unbelievable.|- Call Ari and cancel the meeting.
{15816}{15867}- What meeting is that?|- Warner's.
{15869}{15949}- I told him I'd go meet the French director.|- Can I ask you a question?
{15952}{16024}Why would you agree to a meeting|when you haven't read the script?
{16027}{16115}Because at the time I agreed,|I still believed I'd read it.
{16129}{16170}All right, cancel the meeting.
{16173}{16239}You know what?
I'll take the meeting.
{16249}{16313}It's rude to cancel at the last second.
{16322}{16390}- What are you gonna talk about?|- I'll listen.
{16399}{16481}That's what good actors do, they listen.|Right, Johnny?
{16502}{16527}What?
{16844}{16933}The guy's a legend, Vince.|Just talk about his old movies, he'll love it.
{16936}{17005}- What's he done?|- How the fuck would I know?
{17008}{17085}Vince will love that.
He'll love that.
{17097}{17130}All right, thanks.
{17161}{17232}That was Black Hack.|Says he's got a dog that'd be perfect for us.
{17235}{17282}- We're getting a dog?|- A guard dog.
{17285}{17357}- Sweet.|- Check out the picture, he's beautiful.
{17382}{17452}He's got a great body, E.|Look at those calves.
{17454}{17508}This isn't a guard dog,|this is a fucking lawsuit.
{17510}{17573}- Forget it.|- I was talking to Vince, all right?
{17576}{17602}This is house business.
{17605}{17664}You don't live in the house,|so it's not your business.
{17667}{17720}- Yeah.|- Fuck you guys.
{17732}{17797}- You did move out on us.|- I live in the guest house.
{17800}{17853}Which in my mind is still totally fucked up.
{17856}{17880}Here we go.
{17883}{17933}You never asked|for the guest house, Johnny.
{17936}{17984}I shouldn't have to ask.
I'm your brother.
{17987}{18059}Half-brother.
Vince thought|you were his cousin till, like, 14.
{18061}{18124}You know what?|For two years, you guys mooched off me.
{18127}{18206}- You ate my food, you fucked my fall-out.|- Your what?
{18209}{18286}My {y:i}Melrose Place fall-out pussy.|And what's my payback?
{18289}{18333}Sharing a bathroom with this fat fuck.
{18336}{18413}Do you need to go at my weight,|you balding, unemployable douche bag?
{18416}{18466}Johnny, you're family, I need you close.
{18469}{18548}You'll thank me when Charles Manson|breaks in and slits Eric's throat...
{18551}{18599}while we're safe with...|What's the dog's name?
{18602}{18644}- Arnold.|- Arnold?
{18660}{18707}I like that.
Get the dog, Turtle.
{18709}{18760}Quick decisions.
That's why you're a star.
{18762}{18812}Do what you have to,|but I don't pick up dog shit.
{18815}{18844}It's the wrecking crew.
{18846}{18900}Turtle, I hooked you up|with my friend, right?
{18919}{18975}That shit ain't free,|pay him his fucking money.
{18977}{19058}- Come on, you know I'm good for it.|- Drama, let's tee up, man.
{19061}{19141}You know, I'm working on that thing.|But, yeah, I could do it.
{19184}{19236}Guys, I'll catch you later.
{19548}{19582}No use beating yourself up over it.
{19585}{19638}If you didn't like the guy,|you didn't like the guy.
{19641}{19702}He kept asking me questions,|I didn't know what he wanted.
{19705}{19782}- French, can't understand a word they say.|- All directors are pricks.
{19785}{19848}He didn't even see my last two films.|What's that about?
{19851}{19889}You didn't read his script.
{19892}{19958}How can you compare|watching a DVD with reading a script?
{19961}{20043}Vince, don't even worry,|it's probably a dumb movie anyway.
{20045}{20113}- What's up, Ari?|- I got some feedback from the frog director.
{20116}{20141}Yeah, listen...
{20144}{20187}{y:i}- He loved you.|- Really?
{20201}{20278}{y:i}They wanna wrap you up in a scarf|{y:i}and give you a baguette.
{20305}{20356}They wanna throw $4 million at you.
{20361}{20398}You're kidding.
{20402}{20432}{y:i}Are you smiling?
{20434}{20515}- Yeah, I'm smiling.|- Can you hear me smiling?
Listen.
{20517}{20568}{y:i}You got my balls tingling, man.
{20571}{20635}They drive that way|in Tiananmen Square, bitch.
{20642}{20704}{y:i}- Call me.|- I'll talk to you later, bye.
{20732}{20820}- They just offered me $4 million.|- Holy shit, are you kidding me?
{20822}{20863}- Yes!|- Yeah, baby.
{20865}{20964}- E., what do you think I should do?|- I think you should read the fucking thing.
{21025}{21102}That's 300 bones plus,|and I hit it off the toe.
{21105}{21132}Next time aim west.
{21134}{21200}I don't need Ed Begley|coming here in his electric car again.
{21203}{21289}That ain't Begley's house.|Pierce Brosnan's got the Spanish roof.
{21292}{21354}I bet Black Hack|can get us a deal on this G5.
{21357}{21420}How do you fly on a jet|that your weed dealer handles?
{21422}{21492}He don't fly the fucking thing.|He knows brokers.
{21495}{21543}Guys, give it up, all right?
{21545}{21628}Vince isn't gonna do some dog-shit movie|just so he can time-share a jet.
{21630}{21700}Who says it's a shit movie?|Sounded like a cool idea to me.
{21702}{21785}This from a guy who thought {y:i}Guiding Light|was a cool idea four years ago.
{21788}{21862}We listen to you, we'd all be working|for some loser on a soap.
{21865}{21904}I'm up for a soap.
{21938}{21963}Sorry, Drama.
{21965}{22015}Vince will be a star no matter what.
{22017}{22075}It was pre-destined.
The kid's a triple-threat.
{22077}{22127}He's got the look, he's got the talent.
{22129}{22177}- He's got the head.|- The what?
{22180}{22275}The head, the big head.|You guys telling me you don't know this?
{22278}{22327}The bigger the head, the bigger the star.
{22329}{22407}- You're such an idiot.|- Bruce Willis, big head.
{22409}{22500}Russell Crowe, big head.|Arnold Schwarzenegger, big head.
{22506}{22558}Vincent Chase, big, big head.
{22635}{22707}- How's my head?|- Not so big.
{22709}{22780}But your ears are huge,|if that helps you out at all.
{22911}{22963}- Yo.|- I can't get through it, man.
{22965}{23028}- What's the problem?|- I can't tell if the script sucks...
{23031}{23094}or if it's just|I got the sound of a jet engine in my head.
{23097}{23157}- No, Vince, G5's whisper quiet.|- Shut up, Turtle.
{23160}{23190}Keep reading.
{23231}{23305}- Give me that thing.
Take that.|- You going for Brosnan?
{23308}{23373}Three bones, baby, three bones.
{23482}{23529}- You suck.|- I don't know, it's a cop.
{23531}{23615}- I've never played a cop.
Can I play a cop?|- You can play anything, Vince.
{23617}{23684}Cop's tough.
I did four eps of {y:i}Blue.
{23690}{23755}The wrong guy could look real stupid|carrying a gun.
{23757}{23855}- And when were you on {y:i}NYPD Blue?|- I was on {y:i}Pacific Blue, cock breath.
{23866}{23896}And you know that.
{23899}{23947}For $4 million, we could buy this house.
{23950}{24003}You only got $2 million for your last movie.
{24005}{24060}- That's a big bump up.|- What do you think, E?
{24065}{24115}If they're gonna|give you $4 million for this...
{24117}{24170}they'll give you $4 million|for something you love.
{24173}{24199}What the fuck do you know?
{24201}{24288}Guy does two years at Queens Community,|suddenly he runs this town.
{24299}{24356}It's Ari.
Ari, what's up?
{24358}{24399}You get a chance to look at {y:i}Matterhorn?
{24401}{24454}{y:i}Yeah, you know what,|{y:i}I don't really understand it.
{24457}{24546}- You don't understand?
Are you kidding?|- I don't know, it's a little confusing.
{24549}{24589}This is your artistic bar mitzvah, baby.
{24592}{24643}You're gonna step up,|you're the man in this one.
{24645}{24688}- Eric hates it.|{y:i}- Eric hates it, okay.
{24691}{24754}He says you should|get me $4 million for something I love.
{24757}{24784}You're an idiot, dude.
{24787}{24846}What did you think of the script?
Fuck Eric.
{24849}{24908}- You want to talk to him?|- I don't want to talk to him.
{24910}{24953}I'm not talking to him.
No.
{24963}{25037}Fucking.
Ari, what's up?
{25073}{25128}{y:i}Why don't you and I|{y:i}sit down and have dinner?
{25131}{25195}- Tonight?|- Yeah, we'll sit down over at Koi.
{25197}{25284}7:30, we'll talk about future plans.|Figure out what's right for us.
{25286}{25322}Okay, cool.
{25336}{25381}All right, I'll see you there.
{25410}{25499}He wants to have dinner with me tonight.|Talk about finding you a new project.
{25501}{25559}I don't always have to be|in the middle of everything.
{25561}{25595}You want us to go with him?
{25597}{25662}What is this, a sweet 16?
This is my career.
{25665}{25699}Let Eric handle it.
{25701}{25749}Fellas, the puppy's here, baby.
{25805}{25889}How is this dog gonna protect you?|You can't even get him out of the crate.
{25892}{25950}Relax.
Just gotta bond with him,|learn his language.
{25953}{26037}Three days, he'll be taking|chicken out of my mouth.
Right, baby?
{26107}{26169}Drama, don't stare at him, retard.
{26182}{26225}What do you wanna do, Vince?
{26272}{26328}I kind of want to see this dog in action.
{26357}{26416}Turtle, I'm guessing you want to go...
{26419}{26481}to that lingerie party|at the Mansion on Thursday?
{26484}{26535}Yeah, what do you guys got in mind?
{26745}{26801}All right, you pansies, let her rip.
{26857}{26889}Here he comes.
{26913}{26983}Not the nuts.|I'm saving them for Miss August.
{27226}{27263}Hang in there, Turtle.
{27325}{27402}That sake you're drinking,|my wife and I discovered in Hokkaido.
{27404}{27449}We were visiting Sofia on the set of {y:i}Lost.
{27452}{27550}That film didn't really capture the place.|Twice as boring in real life.
{27552}{27603}How about you, you dating?|What's going on?
{27606}{27668}I broke up with Kristen.|You know that, right?
{27671}{27731}The little blonde?|I thought she was the one for you.
{27734}{27773}Brunette, actually, but, yeah...
{27776}{27823}I guess she thought|her ex was a better play.
{27825}{27916}Ask me who I'm fucking.|Come on, who am I fucking?
{27938}{27996}- Mrs.
Ari?|- Please, come on.
{27999}{28028}Irina Korova.
{28060}{28096}I don't know who that is.
{28098}{28166}{y:i}Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue,|she's the cover.
{28169}{28206}She's that Russian chick.
{28209}{28279}Yeah, I think Vince hit that.|Did you ask him first?
{28281}{28322}I'm kidding with you.
Relax.
{28345}{28379}Let me ask you something.
{28381}{28428}Why are you talking|Vince out of {y:i}Matterhorn?
{28430}{28490}- I didn't talk him out of it.|- What is it, the dialogue?
{28492}{28559}I can get some hack to come in, rewrite it.|No problem, boom.
{28561}{28623}- It doesn't matter what I think.|- It does matter.
{28625}{28716}You're part of the team, baby.|I mean, I gotta know what you think...
{28718}{28780}so I can get you to think|what I think, you know?
{28783}{28825}Okay, I didn't love it.
{28831}{28894}It's {y:i}Die Hard at Disneyland.|What's not to love?
{28896}{28977}Personally, I don't want to watch|kids blowing up at Disneyland.
{28980}{29020}Where do you want to watch them blow up?
{29023}{29095}Nowhere.
That's the point.|I just read an article in {y:i}The Times...
{29098}{29155}{y:i}The New York Times,|not this shit they got out here...
{29157}{29198}- You read {y:i}The Times?|- Yeah.
{29201}{29260}- You read {y:i}The New Republic?|- I've heard of it.
{29263}{29329}I was reading that.|It's interesting, 'cause what it says...
{29332}{29408}is that you don't know|what the fuck you're talking about.
{29416}{29462}Look, I thought we were gonna sit here...
{29465}{29528}and talk about how we could find a project|that Vince loves.
{29531}{29570}How you and I could work together.
{29572}{29640}How long you been out here, Eric?|How long?
{29652}{29685}Fourteen months.
{29688}{29748}Fourteen months.|And what were you doing back there?
{29751}{29789}Back on the East Coast?
{29795}{29860}- Managing an Italian restaurant.|- There you go.
{29863}{29951}Now, if I was opening a pizzeria,|then you and I could work together.
{29953}{30010}Eric, I know you mean well.|You're Vince's friend...
{30012}{30060}you want to protect him|against making a bomb.
{30062}{30153}Bombs are bad, they kill your career, right?|Wrong.
Know what kills your career?
{30156}{30194}Passing on a hit.
{30196}{30285}Ari, don't blame me if you can't get|your client to do what you want him to do.
{30288}{30319}I resent this.
{30321}{30384}I don't have dinner|with people like you.
I don't do it...
{30387}{30417}I don't do this.
{30420}{30464}You think Hugh Jackman calls me and says: {30467}{30534}"Ari, love the script,|but I gotta run it past my pizza boy"?
{30536}{30577}I've been doing this for 15 years, okay?
{30580}{30636}What the hell do you know?
Come on.
{30638}{30725}I know that two years ago you were|the asshole that wouldn't call Vince back.
{30728}{30818}I also know, Ari, if you ever|fucking talk to me like that again...
{30820}{30882}I will slap that grin right off your face.
{30884}{30976}You're gonna get street on me now?|Is that what you're gonna do?
{30997}{31054}You know what?
Enjoy your dinner.
{31072}{31117}This sake sucks.
{31159}{31206}Can I get a check, please?
{31561}{31643}- Fucking scared the shit out me.|- What, were you spanking it?
{31645}{31694}Yeah, I'm jerking off to {y:i}Sports Center.
{31696}{31767}You are.
Look, he was tugging it|to the lady golfers.
{31795}{31852}- Whatever.|- How was your big dinner with Ari?
{31855}{31903}I'm going to bed.
I'll tell you in the morning.
{31906}{31952}You're not going to bed,|we're going to Vegas.
{31955}{32005}What are you talking about?
We're flying out|for the reunion tomorrow.
{32008}{32068}No, we're flying from Vegas,|Black Hack got us a jet.
{32071}{32096}I'm not going to Vegas.
{32099}{32155}Don't be a pussy.|The Maloofs are hooking us up.
{32157}{32211}Vince is upstairs right now|emptying out the safe.
{32213}{32277}Put $10 on red,|and I'll see you guys in New York.
{32280}{32379}Should we tell him?
We should tell him.|Kristen's fucking Vince Vaughn.
{32424}{32460}What are you talking about?
{32463}{32531}She's back with what's his face,|the restaurateur.
{32533}{32636}She was in the middle of 40 Deuce|with her hand down Vince Vaughn's pants.
{32638}{32718}- She had her hand down his pants?|- Both of them.
{32736}{32808}Vince Vaughn?
That puffy motherfucker.
{32811}{32903}No, bro.
He didn't look puffy at all.|He was looking real good.
{32905}{32987}Yeah, it was like {y:i}Swingers Vince Vaughn,|not {y:i}Old School Vince Vaughn.
{32989}{33026}It was like new school Vince Vaughn.
{33028}{33096}He looked like he'd been working out|with a personal trainer...
{33099}{33144}probably a nutritionist, too.
{33191}{33216}What?
{33219}{33273}You're the worst fucking actor|I've ever seen.
{33276}{33329}- You indicating motherfucker.|- What?
What did I do?
{33332}{33379}- We had him.|- And how is this funny, anyway?
{33382}{33430}Look, I'm shaking.
I feel like I'll throw up.
{33432}{33473}- You deserve it.|- Yeah, why's that?
{33476}{33552}You broke the rule:|No girlfriends, no commitments.
{33558}{33600}Fellas, I need to talk to E.
{33602}{33665}Please, Vince, talk to the guy,|he's being a little bitch.
{33668}{33726}Yeah, payback's gonna be a bigger bitch.|You'll see.
{33728}{33779}Guys, give me a second, all right?
{33800}{33889}I just talked to Ari.|He said you threatened to beat him up.
{33922}{33978}Yeah, the guy's a real prick, Vince.
{33999}{34032}He's my agent.
{34034}{34092}You can't go around town|threatening people, E.
{34094}{34174}- We're not back in high school.|- He called me "pizza boy."
{34177}{34241}What, you were|the night manager at Sbarros, weren't you?
{34244}{34312}You know what, fuck you, too.|How about that?
{34314}{34387}Okay, so Ari's an asshole.|What do you want me to do, fire him?
{34389}{34426}Yeah, that's what I want you to do.
{34428}{34479}I want you to call him right now|and fire him.
{34481}{34507}All right.
{34610}{34635}What are you doing?
{34637}{34684}Put the phone down, asshole.|What's wrong with you?
{34687}{34770}- What's wrong with you?|- Look at you, you're ready to fire your agent.
{34772}{34861}This is your life, your career.|You care about that at all or what?
{34864}{34923}I care.
It's just this shit is hard.
{34926}{35008}Picking movies, I can't do that.
I'm an actor.|Let me act like an actor.
{35010}{35064}Why don't you act|like you know what the fuck is up?
{35067}{35139}What are you saying?
You want me|to make your decisions for you?
{35142}{35210}I don't know, I can't decide.
Yeah.
{35240}{35303}Jesus Christ.
Do you know where I'd be|if I had your face?
{35305}{35352}Yeah.
Well, you don't.
{35381}{35443}Look, should I do the movie or not?
{35458}{35493}You know what I think?
{35496}{35576}The script's a piece of shit|and I don't think you should do the movie.
{35578}{35635}Okay.
That's that.
{35684}{35753}I wanted to take some time off|just to chill anyway.
{35756}{35855}Come on, Vince.
Who you kidding?|You've been chilling for three months.
{35857}{35952}Yeah, but I was all stressed those months.|Now I'm just gonna chill.
{35999}{36063}- Whatever.|- Come on, we'll talk about it in Vegas.
{36065}{36121}I'm not going to Vegas.
{36140}{36190}What do you mean|you're not going to Vegas?
{36192}{36259}- I'm not gonna go.|- Come on, we'll have a blast.
{36261}{36304}We got {y:i}The Real World suite at the Palms.
{36307}{36370}- No, I'm not gonna go.|- Yeah, me neither.
{36372}{36428}Those guys were kind of psyched to go,|but fuck it.
{36430}{36524}- Maybe we'll bag the reunion, too.|- I'm not bagging the reunion.
{36544}{36633}- You'd go without me?|- Yeah, I'd rather go without you.
{36640}{36696}- Fuck you.|- I'm not trying to be an asshole...
{36698}{36764}I'm just saying,|you go and it turns into the Vince show.
{36766}{36815}I know what's going on.
{36825}{36884}You're just afraid|I'll fuck that little Asian chick...
{36886}{36934}you used to chase around.|What was her name?
{36936}{36970}Sarah Lum.
{36991}{37036}- I don't care about Sarah Lum.|- Dim Sum Lum.
{37039}{37074}Don't call her that.
{37084}{37133}All right, I'll go.
{37140}{37234}- Your passive-aggressive shit got me.|- All right, we leave for the airport at 3:00.
{37236}{37316}- And don't even look at Sarah Lum.|- You're just gonna have to tell her.
{37319}{37357}This is my no-fly zone.
{37360}{37423}If she enters my airspace,|she's going down.
{37473}{37507}Your airspace?
{37613}{37674}Check it out, fellas.
Jacket still fits.
{37676}{37729}Turtle, where did you pack|the Bose headsets?
{37732}{37757}What Bose headsets?
{37760}{37820}The ones I told you to pick up|for the flight yesterday.
{37823}{37875}You didn't tell me|to pick up any Bose headsets.
{37878}{37952}Yes, I did.|I told you to go to the Bose store...
{37955}{38007}and pick up four fucking pairs|of Bose headsets.
{38010}{38059}Vince wants to listen to music|on the flight...
{38062}{38134}he doesn't want to hear you|jabbering in his ear.
Now fucking go.
{38136}{38184}- Jesus, what got into you?|- Just fucking go!
{38187}{38277}- Meet us at the airport.|- What a bunch of bullshit.
{38400}{38472}Headsets?
I'm only getting three.
{38475}{38539}We'll be bumping Biggie,|you'll be humming show tunes.
{38541}{38596}What was that about?|I don't want any headsets.
{38599}{38648}The guy thinks I'm the boy|for this sound shit?
{38651}{38733}You also don't want to be|driving around in a car that has that on it.
{38908}{38947}That's a good one.
{39015}{39063}Laugh it up, Drama, you're next.
{39120}{39164}It's Ari, talk to him.
{39238}{39287}- Hello?|- Hello, Eric.
{39310}{39399}- I'd like to talk to Vince.|- Yeah?
He'd like you to talk to me.
{39460}{39544}Okay, player,|tell him Colin Farrell took {y:i}Matterhorn.
{39547}{39579}Fuck you!
{39736}{39774}What did he say?
{39780}{39835}Colin Farrell's doing {y:i}Matterhorn.
{39932}{39963}He's good.
{39993}{40064}I hope you know|what you're doing, pizza boy.
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