Programma Televisivo: Doctor Who - 6x8
Silence will fall.
The Doctor we saw on the beach was a future version.
All that's still going to happen, he's still going to die?
I'm pregnant.
Whatever happens -- we will find you.
The whole time I thought I was on the TARDIS, I was really here?
They've taken Amy and our baby.
We're going after her.
Amelia Pond!
Get your coat!
Is Melody human?
Of course she is.
Look closer -- human plus Time Lord.
What is she?
Hope in this endless, bitter war.
Against who?
Against you, Doctor.
And now, they've taken a child -- and they're going to turn her into a weapon, just to bring you down.
Who are you?
Why are you in prison?
Who did you kill?
Tell me who you are.
I am telling you.
Rory and Amy, I know where to find your daughter and, on my life, she will be safe.
The Doctor will find your daughter and he will care for her, whatever it takes.
It's me.
I'm your daughter.
Okay, left, sharp turn.
Okay, right -- no, no, no, I mean left!
No, very right, right, I definitely meant right.
Aah!
Now loop-the-loop.
Stop!
Stop!
Ooh!
Seriously?
Well, you never answer your phone.
Okay, you've had all summer.
Have you found her?
Have you found Melody?
Permission?
Granted.
You know who she grows up to be, so you know I will find her.
But you haven't, yet?
Hang on.
What's this bit?
That wasn't us.
Um -- no, I don't -- Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
You said he was funny.
You never said he was hot.
Mels!
What are you doing here?
Following you.
What do you think?
Um, where did you get the car?
It's mine.
Uh, -ish.
Oh, Mels, not again.
You can't keep doing this.
You're going to end up in prison.
Sorry.
Hello.
Doctor not following this.
Doctor very lost.
You never said I was hot?
Is that the phone box?
The bigger-on-the-inside phone box.
Oh, time travel.
That's just brilliant.
Yeah, I've heard a lot about you.
I'm their best mate.
Then why don't I know you?
I danced with everyone at the wedding.
The women were all brilliant.
The men were a bit shy.
I don't do weddings.
And that's me, out of time.
Mels!
What are you doing?
For God's sake!
I need out of here, now.
Anywhere in particular?
Well, let's see -- you've got a time machine, I've got a gun.
What the hell -- let's kill Hitler.
♪ Doctor Who 6x08 ♪ Let's Kill Hitler Original Air Date on August 26, 2011 == sync, corrected by elderman == Is he hot?
No, he's funny.
But how can he travel in time?
'Cause he's got a time machine, stupid.
I thought we were playing hide and seek.
I've been hiding for hours.
Well -- [sigh] we just haven't found you yet.
O-kay.
Hi, Mels.
Hi, Rory.
Mels, did you not understand the question?
I'm asking you why the Titanic sank.
Because the Doctor didn't save it.
Except, you don't know about the Doctor because you're stupid.
Why are you always in trouble?
You're the most in trouble in the whole school, except for boys.
And you.
I count as a boy.
Am I getting warm?
Yes, Rory.
Mels.
A significant factor in Hitler's rise to power was the fact that the Doctor didn't stop him.
You can't keep doing this.
Mels!
It was late.
I took a bus.
You stole a bus.
Who steals a bus?
I returned it.
You drove it through the Botanical Gardens.
Shortcut.
Why can't you just act like a person, hmm, like a normal, legal person?
I dunno.
Maybe I need a Doctor.
Stop it.
Uh, I'd better go.
I'm on earlies tomorrow.
It's all right for you.
You've got Mr.
Perfect keeping you right.
He's not even real, just a stupid dream when I was a kid.
No, I wasn't talking about him.
What, Rory?
How have I got Rory?
Yeah, how -- how has she got me?
He's not mine.
No...No.
I'm not hers.
Oh, come on, seriously, it's got to be you two.
Oh, cut to the song.
It's getting boring.
Nice thought, okay?
But completely impossible.
Yeah, impossible.
I'd love to, he's gorgeous, he's my favorite guy, but he's, you know...
A friend.
Gay.
I'm not gay.
Yes, you are.
No.
No, I'm not.
Of course you are.
Don't be stupid.
In the whole time I've known you, when have you shown the slightest interest in a girl?
Penny in the air.
I mean, I've known you for, what, 10 years?
I've seen you practically every day.
Name one girl you've paid the slightest bit of attention to.
Oh, my God!
Rory!
And the penny drops.
Rory!
Catch you later, time boy.
You shot it!
You shot my TARDIS!
You shot the console!
It's your fault!
Aah!
How is it my fault?!
You said guns didn't work in this place.
You said we're in a state of temporal grace!
That was a clever lie, you idiot!
Anyone can tell that was a clever lie!
Ro...Ry!
Okay, do we like him?
Costume want to know about the suit.
Just color and shape.
Don't need anything detachable.
Musculature: Good to go.
Oh, that's quick.
They're showing off.
Art department wants to talk about skin tone.
Yes, I do.
I don't trust the sensors.
I want to take a look myself.
We're in a hurry.
We're not trying to win an award.
Yeah, that's what you said when you made Rasputin green.
Okay, get your fat one you there.
Run!
Yes, Captain.
Harriet's going to eyeball.
Everyone else, good to go, please.
What do you want?
What are you doing?
Musculature...
online.
5'11", confirmed.
Harriet, are you up there yet?
Welcome.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
Harriet, have you updated your privileges?
Yes, of course I have.
Look, I'm staff, see?
Look, staff!
You are authorized.
Your existence will continue.
I don't understand.
Carter: Harriet, the shape!
Five seconds to eyeball.
Shapes 44 to 89, peaking at 60.
Standard density.
He's sweating a bit, so compensate.
What are you?
All hands, prepare for tessellation.
Prepare for tessellation.
Okay.
Clean up.
Aah!
Aaaahhh!
Who is he?
Erik Zimmerman, loyal member of the Nazi party, guilty of category 3 hate crimes.
Well, then, leave him to the antibodies.
Antibody: Welcome.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
Welcome.
You will experience a tingling sensation and then death.
Remain calm while your life is extracted.
Aaaaaaaah!
What do you want?
Who let you in here?
What's wrong with the shock absorbers?
Problem in the knees.
Let's hope we don't have to run.
Do not call for help.
This room has been soundscreened.
You have been found guilty.
Justice mode activating.
Ahhhh!
Hang on!
This is 1938.
We're too early.
We need to go later in his timestream.
Something else.
We've got incoming!
Onscreen.
What the hell is that?!
Out, out, out!
Everybody, out!
Don't breathe the smoke, just get out!
Where are we?!
A room!
What room?!
I don't know what room -- I haven't memorized every room in the universe yet -- I had yesterday off.
Mels, don't go in there!
Oi!
Bad smoke.
Don't breathe the bad, bad smoke.
Bad, deadly smoke because somebody shot my TARDIS!
Doctor, this guy, I think he's hurt.
Transmit normal life signs.
Artificial gravity holding, but we should get upright when we can.
No, hang on.
No, he's fine.
Ooh!
Hello.
Sorry, is this your office?
Had a sort of collision with my...vehicle.
Faults on both sides.
Let's say no more about...
It.
Is that...?
No, it can't be, Doctor-r-r.
Thank you, whoever you are.
I think you have just saved my life.
Believe me, it was an accident.
What is this thing?
What did he mean, we just saved his life?
We could not have just saved Hitler.
You see?
You see?
Contrast.
It never goes to plan.
This box -- what is it?
It's a police telephone box from London, England.
That's right, Adolf: The British are coming.
No.
Stop him!
Damage report!
Damage report!
Sit still, shut up.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, I'm fine.
I think he missed.
He was going to kill me.
Shut up, Hitler!
Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there.
Now, do it.
Right.
Putting Hitler in the cupboard.
Cupboard, Hitler.
Hitler, cupboard.
Come on.
But I am the Fuhrer!
Right, in you go!
Who are you?
Are you okay?
Sir, what do we do now?
Suggestion: We should go into surveillance mode.
Agreed.
Let's faint.
Oh, I...
I think he just fainted.
Yes, that was a faint.
A perfect faint.
Mels?
Hitler.
What about him?
Lousy shot.
Mels!
Mels!
Rory!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, we got to stop the bleeding.
Sir, that blue box -- I've got a match.
We're trying to bag war criminals -- we've got the biggest one, ever, right under our noses.
Forget Hitler.
If we take this one down, the Justice Department will give us the rest of the year off.
Are you sure?
There's no question.
It's her.
How bad is it, Rory?
What can we do?
Just keep her conscious.
Stay with us, Mels!
Hey, look at me.
Just hold on.
I used to dream about you.
All those stories Amy used to tell me.
What stories?
Tell me what stories.
Vampires in Venice, that's -- When I was...little, I was going to marry you.
Good idea, let's get married -- you stay alive and I'll marry you, deal?
Deal?
Shouldn't you ask my parents' permission?
As soon as you're well, I'll get them on the phone.
Might as well do it now.
Since they're both right here.
Penny in the air.
Penny drops.
What the hell is going on?
Back, back, back, back, get back!
The last time I did this, I ended up a toddler in the middle of New York.
Okay, Doctor, explain what is happening, please. "
Mels," short for...
Melody.
Yeah, I named my daughter after her.
You named your daughter after your daughter.
It took me years to find you two.
I'm so glad I did.
You see?
It all worked out, in the end, didn't it?
You got to raise me, after all.
You're Melody?
But if she's Melody, that means that she's also -- Oh, shut up, Dad, I'm focusing on a dress size.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh!
Ohh!
Ah!
Right, let's see, then.
Ooh!
It's all going on down there, isn't it?
The hair!
The hair!
It just doesn't stop, does it?
Look at that!
Everything changes.
Oh, but I love it.
I love it!
I'm all sort of...
Mature.
Hello, Benjamin.
Who's Benjamin?
The teeth.
The teeth, the teeth.
Oh, look at them!
Watch out, that bow-tie.
Excuse me, you lot, I need to weigh myself.
That's...
Melody.
It's River Song.
Who's River Song?
Spoilers. "
Spoilers"?
What spoilers?
Hang on, just something I have to check.
Does anybody else find this day just a bit difficult?
I'm getting this sort of banging in my head.
Yeah, I think that's Hitler, in the cupboard.
That's not helping.
This isn't the River Song we know, yet.
This is her, right at the start.
She doesn't even know her name.
Ah!
That's magnificent!
I'm going to wear lots of jumpers.
Well, it's her, all right, Melody Pond, the woman who kills the Doctor.
Well, now, enough of all that.
Down to business.
Oh, hello.
I thought we were getting married.
I told you -- I'm not a wedding person.
Doctor, what is she doing?
What she's programmed to.
And where did she get the gun? "
Hello, Benjamin."
Hello, Benjamin.
You noticed.
Of course I noticed.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
As soon as I knew you were coming, I tidied up a bit.
I know you did.
Watch out, that bow-tie.
I know you know.
Goodness, is killing you going to take all day?
Why?
Are you busy?
Oh, I'm not complaining.
If you were in a hurry, you could've killed me in the cornfield.
We'd only just met.
I'm a psychopath.
I'm not rude.
No-no-no!
Aah!
You are not a psychopath.
Why would she be a psychopath?
Oh, mummy, mummy, pay attention.
I was trained and conditioned for one purpose -- I was born to kill the Doctor.
Demons Run.
Remember?
This is what they were building: My bespoke psychopath.
I'm all yours, sweetie.
Only River Song gets to call me that.
And who's River Song?
An old friend of mine.
Stupid name.
Look at that.
Berlin, on the eve of war.
A whole world, about to tear itself apart.
Now, that's my kind of town.
Mum, dad, don't follow me and, yes, that is a warning.
No warning for me, then?
No need, my love.
The deed is done and so are you.
Doctor, what's wrong?
What -- what have you done?
River.
Oh, "River, River, River."
More than a friend, I think.
What have you done?!
Ohh!
It was never going to be a gun for you, Doctor, the man of peace, who understands every kind of warfare, except, perhaps, the cruelest.
I'm all yours, sweetie.
Kiss-kiss.
What's wrong with you?
What's she done to you?
Poisoned me.
But I'm fine.
Well, no, I'm dying.
But I've got a plan.
What plan?
Not dying.
See?
Fine.
Scanning him.
He's dying, all right.
But he can't be.
Aggggh!
Okay, what do we do?
How do we help you?
Take this.
The TARDIS can home in on it.
Now, go, get after her.
Oi!
Hello, boys.
You said the smoke was deadly.
No, the smoke's fine.
The poison will kill me, first.
Now, get after River.
I don't understand, okay?
One minute, she's going to marry you, and then, she's going to kill you.
Well, but she's been brainwashed.
It all makes sense.
Plus, she's a woman.
Oh, shut up, I'm dying.
Extractor fans on!
Oh!
That works.
What are you doing here?
Well, I was on my way to this gay, gypsy bar mitzah for the disabled when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish.
I think I'll kill the Fuhrer."
Who's with me?
Shoot her.
No!
Tip for you all -- never shoot a girl while she's regenerating.
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Ahh!
Now, that hit the spot.
Thanks, boys.
Call me.
What are you doing?
New body, new town -- I'm going shopping.
Look, I know how this looks.
Let me explain everything, from the beginning.
Heil!
Heil!
Come on!
Can you ride a motorbike?
I expect so.
It's that sort of day.
Okay, this time, let's do the bike, too.
You see?
He can't be dying.
But the Doctor is confirmed deceased.
We have his records.
But he doesn't die here.
He dies in Utah, by Lake Silencio, April 22, 2011.
Time can be rewritten.
Remember Kennedy?
This time can't.
It's a confirmed fixed point.
The Doctor must always die exactly then.
He always has, he always will.
Then someone screwed up, because he's dying right now.
Shutting down.
I need an interface.
Voice interface.
Come on, emergency.
Voice interface enabled.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Give me someone I like.
Oh!
Thanks!
Give me guilt.
Also guilt.
More guilt!
Ah!
Ahh!
Come on, there must be someone left in the Universe I haven't screwed up yet.
Ah!
Voice interface enabled.
Oh.
Oh!
Amelia Pond, before I got it all wrong.
My sweet, little Amelia.
I am not Amelia Pond.
I am a voice interface.
Hey, let's run away and have adventures.
Come along, Pond.
I am not Amelia Pond.
I am a voice interface.
You are so Scottish.
How am I doing?
Your system has been contaminated by the poison of the Judas tree.
You will be dead in 32 minutes.
Okay, so, basically, better regenerate, that's what you're saying.
Regeneration: Disabled.
You will be dead in 32 minutes.
Unless I'm cured!
Yeah?
There is no cure.
You will be dead in 32 minutes.
Why do you keep saying that?
Because you will be dead in 32 minutes.
You see?
There you go again, basically skipping 31 whole minutes when I'm absolutely fine.
Scottish, that's all I'm saying.
You will be fine for 31 minutes.
You will be dead in 32 minutes.
Scotland was never conquered, anyway, you know.
Not even a Shetland.
River needs me.
She's only just beginning.
I can't die now.
You will not die now.
You will die in 32 minutes. "
I'm going out in the first round!"
Ring any bells?
Aah-aah-aah-aah!
Okay.
Need something for the pain now.
Come on, Amelia.
It's me.
Please.
I am not Amelia Pond.
I am a voice interface.
Amelia, listen to me -- I can be brave for you, but you have got to tell me how.
I am not Amelia Pond.
I am a voice interface.
Amelia.
Amelia.
Please.
Help me.
Fish fingers and custard.
What did you say?
Ha ha ha.
Fish fingers and custard.
Ah!
Ohh!
Amelia Pond.
Fish...Fingers...
and custard.
Fish...
Fingers and...
Custard!
Mmm!
Gut.
Aah!
Aah!
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't have a thing to wear.
Hmm.
Take off your clothes.
♪ Okay, all of Berlin.
How do we find her?
I don't know.
Look for...clues.
Clues?
What kind of "clues"?
Shut up.
O-kay.
No.
Hmm, now look at that.
Now, that's fun, ha, from every angle.
Now, dear, I told you not to follow me.
Okay.
Okay, I'm trapped inside a giant robot replica of my wife.
I'm really trying not to see this as a metaphor.
How can we be in here?
How do we fit?
Miniaturization ray.
How would you know that?
Well, there was a ray and we were miniaturized.
Welcome.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
Um, what's that?
Uh, I don't know.
It's in your head.
Please remain calm while your life is terminated.
We come in peace.
Ha ha, when has that ever worked?
Oh, shut up.
Please cooperate in your officially sanctioned termination.
It is normal to experience fear during your incineration.
Stop!
Or I'll sonic.
What are you doing?
I dunno.
Okay, psychic interface.
Just point and think.
I know, but what do I think?
I don't know!
It's okay.
Stay still and don't move.
Here.
Privileges activated.
See?
Activated.
You are authorized.
Your existence will continue.
You can put your hands down.
This is Justice Department vehicle 6018.
You're not guilty of anything.
Welcome aboard the Teselecta.
I might take the age down a little, just gradually, to freak people out.
You killed the Doctor.
Oh, yes, I know, dear.
I hope you're not going to keep on about it.
Ooh, regeneration.
It's a whole new coloring to work with.
You killed the Doctor on the orders of the movement known as the Silence, an academy of the question.
You accept and know this to be true?
Quite honestly, I don't really remember.
It was all a bit of a jumble.
No!
No-o-o!
Get off me-e-e!
Sorry, did you say she killed the Doctor?
The Doctor?
Doctor Who?
You said he was dying.
He is.
When you're done here, your memories will be wiped and you'll be able to -- Doctor?
Melody: You're dying and you stopped to change?
Oh, you should always waste time when you don't have any.
Time is not the boss of you.
Rule 408.
Amelia Pond, judgment death machine.
Why am I not surprised?
Sonic cane.
Are you serious?
Never knowingly.
Never knowingly be serious.
Rule 27.
You might want to write these down.
Oh, it's a robot!
With 423 life signs inside.
A robot worked by tiny people.
Love it.
But how did you all get in there, though?
Bigger on the inside?
No, basic miniaturization sustained by a compression field -- ooh!
Watch what you eat.
It'll get you every time.
Amy, if you and Rory are okay, signal me.
Thanking you.
Why'd you do that?
Aaaaah!
Aah-I'm so sorry!
Leg went to sleep.
Just had a quick left-leg power nap.
I forgot I had one scheduled.
Actually, I'd better sit down.
I think I heard the right one yawning.
Aaah!
Aaaaah!
Don't you touch her!
Do not harm her, in any way!
Ohh!
Why would you care?
She's the woman who kills you.
I'm not dead.
You're dying.
Well, at least I'm not a time-traveling, shapeshifting robot operated by miniaturized, cross people, which, I have got to admit, I didn't see coming.
What do you want with her?
She's Melody Pond.
According to our records, the woman who kills the Doctor.
And I'm the Doctor, so what's it got to do with you?
Throughout history, many criminals have gone unpunished in their lifetimes.
Time travel has...
Responsibilities.
What?
You got yourselves time travel, so you decided to punish dead people?
We don't kill them, we extract them near the end of their established timelines.
And then what?
Give them hell.
I'd ask you who you think you are, but I think the answer is pretty obvious.
So who do you think I am, huh? "
The woman who killed the Doctor."
It sounds like you've got my biography in there.
I'd love a peek.
Our records office is sealed to the public.
Foreknowledge is dangerous.
Yeah, well, I'll be dead in three minutes.
There isn't much foreknowledge left.
Sorry, can't do that.
That man is my best friend.
That woman is my daughter.
You give him anything he wants.
If she's family, she has privileges.
Say "Access personal records: The Doctor."
Access personal records: The Doctor.
Records available.
Question.
I'm dying.
Who wants me dead?
The Silence.
What is the silence?
Why's it called that?
What does it mean?
The Silence is not a species, it is a religious order or movement.
Their core belief is that silence will fall when the question is asked.
What question?
The first question, the oldest question in the Universe, hidden in plain sight.
Yes, but what is the question?
Unknown.
Oh, well, fat lot of use that is, you big ginge.
Call yourselves a records.
Agh!
Ahh!
The kidneys are always the first to quit!
Ahh!
I've had better, you know.
Okay, he's finished.
Oh, my God.
Well, then, let's do what we do.
Give her hell.
Ahhh!
Ohh!
Ohhh!
Ohhh!
Ohh!
Amy, Rory.
Amy.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
You can talk to him.
What do we do?
This is me.
This is me, actually talking.
What do we do?
Just stop them.
She's your daughter.
Just stop them.
How?
How?
How?
Just do it!
Privileges activated.
See?
She's your daughter.
Just stop them.
What are you doing?
Pointing and thinking.
Get ready to run.
Right.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
Okay, Captain, release her now, or I take down the whole Teselecta.
Amy.
You can't.
They can.
Rory, go!
All privileges withdrawn.
What have you done?!
All life forms, prepare for immediate decease.
You will experience a tingling sensation and then death.
Shut it down!
I'm trying!
Shut everything down!
Ah!
Please, now, we have to save your parents.
Don't run.
Now, I know you're scared, but never run when you're scared -- rule 7.
Please.
Remain calm while your life is extracted.
Ah!
Keep running!
Where?!
I don't know!
Just run!
Mother ship, mother ship, get us out of here.
Emergency beamup, now.
Everyone!
Only two life forms remain.
This will be rectified.
Where'd everyone go?
How can they just disappear?
Doctor, can you hear us?
Doctor.
Doctor, help us!
Doctor, help us!
Doctor, please!
Ah.
Uh!
Doctor!
Argh!
Help!
Look at you.
You still care.
Doctor, help!
Doctor, help us!
Please, help us!
It's impressive, I'll give you that.
River, please.
Again!
Who is this River?
She's got to be a woman.
Am I right?
Help me save Amy and Rory.
Help me.
Tell me about her.
Go on.
Agh!
Just!
Help me.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
I love you.
I love you, too.
You are unauthorized.
You are unauthorized.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
Doctor?
Doctor, you did it.
You did it.
I seem to be able to fly her.
She showed me How.
She taught me.
The Doctor says I'm the child of the TARDIS.
What does he mean?
Where is he?
You can't die now.
I know you don't die now.
Oh, Pond, you've got a schedule for everything.
It doesn't make any sense.
Doctor, what do we do?
Come on.
How do we help you?
Oh, I'm sorry, Rory, you can't.
Nobody can.
Ponds, listen to me.
I need to talk to your daughter.
Find her.
Find River Song and tell her something for me.
Tell her what?
Well, I'm sure she knows.
Who's River Song?
Are you still working because I'm still a relative?
Access files on River Song.
Records available.
Show me her.
Show me River Song.
Now, he -- what did he say?
The Doctor gave you a message for River Song -- what was it?
What's happening?
River, what are you doing?
Just tell me -- the Doctor, is he worth it?
Yes!
Yes, mm-hmm, he is.
River, no.
What are you doing?
Hello, sweetie.
Hey.
Hey.
Where am I?
You're safe now.
Apparently, you used all your remaining regenerations in one go.
You shouldn't have done that.
Mother, I had to try.
I know.
He said no one could save him, but he must have known I could.
Rule 1 -- the Doctor lies.
She just needs to rest.
She'll be absolutely fine.
No, she won't.
She will be amazing.
So that's it, we just leave her there?
The Sisters of the Infinite Schism -- greatest hospital in the Universe.
Yeah, but she's our daughter, Doctor.
She's River and she's our daughter.
Amy, I know, but we have to let her make her own way now.
We have too much foreknowledge, it's -- dangerous thing, foreknowledge.
What's that?
Nothing, just some data I downloaded from the Teselecta -- very boring.
Doctor, River was brainwashed to kill you, right?
Well, she did kill me and then she used her remaining lives to bring me back.
As first dates go, I'd say that was mixed signals.
But...that stuff that they put in her head, is that gone now?
The River that we know in the future, she is in prison for murder.
Whose murder?
[ "Next Stop Everywhere" plays ] Will we see her again?
Oh, she'll come looking for us.
Yeah, but how?
How do people even look for you?
Oh, Pond, haven't you figured that one out yet?
So, then, tell me, why do you want to study archaeology?
Well, to be perfectly honest, Professor, I'm looking for a good man.
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
The Doctor we saw on the beach was a future version.
All that's still going to happen, he's still going to die?
I'm pregnant.
Whatever happens -- we will find you.
The whole time I thought I was on the TARDIS, I was really here?
They've taken Amy and our baby.
We're going after her.
Amelia Pond!
Get your coat!
Is Melody human?
Of course she is.
Look closer -- human plus Time Lord.
What is she?
Hope in this endless, bitter war.
Against who?
Against you, Doctor.
And now, they've taken a child -- and they're going to turn her into a weapon, just to bring you down.
Who are you?
Why are you in prison?
Who did you kill?
Tell me who you are.
I am telling you.
Rory and Amy, I know where to find your daughter and, on my life, she will be safe.
The Doctor will find your daughter and he will care for her, whatever it takes.
It's me.
I'm your daughter.
Okay, left, sharp turn.
Okay, right -- no, no, no, I mean left!
No, very right, right, I definitely meant right.
Aah!
Now loop-the-loop.
Stop!
Stop!
Ooh!
Seriously?
Well, you never answer your phone.
Okay, you've had all summer.
Have you found her?
Have you found Melody?
Permission?
Granted.
You know who she grows up to be, so you know I will find her.
But you haven't, yet?
Hang on.
What's this bit?
That wasn't us.
Um -- no, I don't -- Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
You said he was funny.
You never said he was hot.
Mels!
What are you doing here?
Following you.
What do you think?
Um, where did you get the car?
It's mine.
Uh, -ish.
Oh, Mels, not again.
You can't keep doing this.
You're going to end up in prison.
Sorry.
Hello.
Doctor not following this.
Doctor very lost.
You never said I was hot?
Is that the phone box?
The bigger-on-the-inside phone box.
Oh, time travel.
That's just brilliant.
Yeah, I've heard a lot about you.
I'm their best mate.
Then why don't I know you?
I danced with everyone at the wedding.
The women were all brilliant.
The men were a bit shy.
I don't do weddings.
And that's me, out of time.
Mels!
What are you doing?
For God's sake!
I need out of here, now.
Anywhere in particular?
Well, let's see -- you've got a time machine, I've got a gun.
What the hell -- let's kill Hitler.
♪ Doctor Who 6x08 ♪ Let's Kill Hitler Original Air Date on August 26, 2011 == sync, corrected by elderman == Is he hot?
No, he's funny.
But how can he travel in time?
'Cause he's got a time machine, stupid.
I thought we were playing hide and seek.
I've been hiding for hours.
Well -- [sigh] we just haven't found you yet.
O-kay.
Hi, Mels.
Hi, Rory.
Mels, did you not understand the question?
I'm asking you why the Titanic sank.
Because the Doctor didn't save it.
Except, you don't know about the Doctor because you're stupid.
Why are you always in trouble?
You're the most in trouble in the whole school, except for boys.
And you.
I count as a boy.
Am I getting warm?
Yes, Rory.
Mels.
A significant factor in Hitler's rise to power was the fact that the Doctor didn't stop him.
You can't keep doing this.
Mels!
It was late.
I took a bus.
You stole a bus.
Who steals a bus?
I returned it.
You drove it through the Botanical Gardens.
Shortcut.
Why can't you just act like a person, hmm, like a normal, legal person?
I dunno.
Maybe I need a Doctor.
Stop it.
Uh, I'd better go.
I'm on earlies tomorrow.
It's all right for you.
You've got Mr.
Perfect keeping you right.
He's not even real, just a stupid dream when I was a kid.
No, I wasn't talking about him.
What, Rory?
How have I got Rory?
Yeah, how -- how has she got me?
He's not mine.
No...No.
I'm not hers.
Oh, come on, seriously, it's got to be you two.
Oh, cut to the song.
It's getting boring.
Nice thought, okay?
But completely impossible.
Yeah, impossible.
I'd love to, he's gorgeous, he's my favorite guy, but he's, you know...
A friend.
Gay.
I'm not gay.
Yes, you are.
No.
No, I'm not.
Of course you are.
Don't be stupid.
In the whole time I've known you, when have you shown the slightest interest in a girl?
Penny in the air.
I mean, I've known you for, what, 10 years?
I've seen you practically every day.
Name one girl you've paid the slightest bit of attention to.
Oh, my God!
Rory!
And the penny drops.
Rory!
Catch you later, time boy.
You shot it!
You shot my TARDIS!
You shot the console!
It's your fault!
Aah!
How is it my fault?!
You said guns didn't work in this place.
You said we're in a state of temporal grace!
That was a clever lie, you idiot!
Anyone can tell that was a clever lie!
Ro...Ry!
Okay, do we like him?
Costume want to know about the suit.
Just color and shape.
Don't need anything detachable.
Musculature: Good to go.
Oh, that's quick.
They're showing off.
Art department wants to talk about skin tone.
Yes, I do.
I don't trust the sensors.
I want to take a look myself.
We're in a hurry.
We're not trying to win an award.
Yeah, that's what you said when you made Rasputin green.
Okay, get your fat one you there.
Run!
Yes, Captain.
Harriet's going to eyeball.
Everyone else, good to go, please.
What do you want?
What are you doing?
Musculature...
online.
5'11", confirmed.
Harriet, are you up there yet?
Welcome.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
Harriet, have you updated your privileges?
Yes, of course I have.
Look, I'm staff, see?
Look, staff!
You are authorized.
Your existence will continue.
I don't understand.
Carter: Harriet, the shape!
Five seconds to eyeball.
Shapes 44 to 89, peaking at 60.
Standard density.
He's sweating a bit, so compensate.
What are you?
All hands, prepare for tessellation.
Prepare for tessellation.
Okay.
Clean up.
Aah!
Aaaahhh!
Who is he?
Erik Zimmerman, loyal member of the Nazi party, guilty of category 3 hate crimes.
Well, then, leave him to the antibodies.
Antibody: Welcome.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
Welcome.
You will experience a tingling sensation and then death.
Remain calm while your life is extracted.
Aaaaaaaah!
What do you want?
Who let you in here?
What's wrong with the shock absorbers?
Problem in the knees.
Let's hope we don't have to run.
Do not call for help.
This room has been soundscreened.
You have been found guilty.
Justice mode activating.
Ahhhh!
Hang on!
This is 1938.
We're too early.
We need to go later in his timestream.
Something else.
We've got incoming!
Onscreen.
What the hell is that?!
Out, out, out!
Everybody, out!
Don't breathe the smoke, just get out!
Where are we?!
A room!
What room?!
I don't know what room -- I haven't memorized every room in the universe yet -- I had yesterday off.
Mels, don't go in there!
Oi!
Bad smoke.
Don't breathe the bad, bad smoke.
Bad, deadly smoke because somebody shot my TARDIS!
Doctor, this guy, I think he's hurt.
Transmit normal life signs.
Artificial gravity holding, but we should get upright when we can.
No, hang on.
No, he's fine.
Ooh!
Hello.
Sorry, is this your office?
Had a sort of collision with my...vehicle.
Faults on both sides.
Let's say no more about...
It.
Is that...?
No, it can't be, Doctor-r-r.
Thank you, whoever you are.
I think you have just saved my life.
Believe me, it was an accident.
What is this thing?
What did he mean, we just saved his life?
We could not have just saved Hitler.
You see?
You see?
Contrast.
It never goes to plan.
This box -- what is it?
It's a police telephone box from London, England.
That's right, Adolf: The British are coming.
No.
Stop him!
Damage report!
Damage report!
Sit still, shut up.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, I'm fine.
I think he missed.
He was going to kill me.
Shut up, Hitler!
Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there.
Now, do it.
Right.
Putting Hitler in the cupboard.
Cupboard, Hitler.
Hitler, cupboard.
Come on.
But I am the Fuhrer!
Right, in you go!
Who are you?
Are you okay?
Sir, what do we do now?
Suggestion: We should go into surveillance mode.
Agreed.
Let's faint.
Oh, I...
I think he just fainted.
Yes, that was a faint.
A perfect faint.
Mels?
Hitler.
What about him?
Lousy shot.
Mels!
Mels!
Rory!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, we got to stop the bleeding.
Sir, that blue box -- I've got a match.
We're trying to bag war criminals -- we've got the biggest one, ever, right under our noses.
Forget Hitler.
If we take this one down, the Justice Department will give us the rest of the year off.
Are you sure?
There's no question.
It's her.
How bad is it, Rory?
What can we do?
Just keep her conscious.
Stay with us, Mels!
Hey, look at me.
Just hold on.
I used to dream about you.
All those stories Amy used to tell me.
What stories?
Tell me what stories.
Vampires in Venice, that's -- When I was...little, I was going to marry you.
Good idea, let's get married -- you stay alive and I'll marry you, deal?
Deal?
Shouldn't you ask my parents' permission?
As soon as you're well, I'll get them on the phone.
Might as well do it now.
Since they're both right here.
Penny in the air.
Penny drops.
What the hell is going on?
Back, back, back, back, get back!
The last time I did this, I ended up a toddler in the middle of New York.
Okay, Doctor, explain what is happening, please. "
Mels," short for...
Melody.
Yeah, I named my daughter after her.
You named your daughter after your daughter.
It took me years to find you two.
I'm so glad I did.
You see?
It all worked out, in the end, didn't it?
You got to raise me, after all.
You're Melody?
But if she's Melody, that means that she's also -- Oh, shut up, Dad, I'm focusing on a dress size.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh!
Ohh!
Ah!
Right, let's see, then.
Ooh!
It's all going on down there, isn't it?
The hair!
The hair!
It just doesn't stop, does it?
Look at that!
Everything changes.
Oh, but I love it.
I love it!
I'm all sort of...
Mature.
Hello, Benjamin.
Who's Benjamin?
The teeth.
The teeth, the teeth.
Oh, look at them!
Watch out, that bow-tie.
Excuse me, you lot, I need to weigh myself.
That's...
Melody.
It's River Song.
Who's River Song?
Spoilers. "
Spoilers"?
What spoilers?
Hang on, just something I have to check.
Does anybody else find this day just a bit difficult?
I'm getting this sort of banging in my head.
Yeah, I think that's Hitler, in the cupboard.
That's not helping.
This isn't the River Song we know, yet.
This is her, right at the start.
She doesn't even know her name.
Ah!
That's magnificent!
I'm going to wear lots of jumpers.
Well, it's her, all right, Melody Pond, the woman who kills the Doctor.
Well, now, enough of all that.
Down to business.
Oh, hello.
I thought we were getting married.
I told you -- I'm not a wedding person.
Doctor, what is she doing?
What she's programmed to.
And where did she get the gun? "
Hello, Benjamin."
Hello, Benjamin.
You noticed.
Of course I noticed.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
As soon as I knew you were coming, I tidied up a bit.
I know you did.
Watch out, that bow-tie.
I know you know.
Goodness, is killing you going to take all day?
Why?
Are you busy?
Oh, I'm not complaining.
If you were in a hurry, you could've killed me in the cornfield.
We'd only just met.
I'm a psychopath.
I'm not rude.
No-no-no!
Aah!
You are not a psychopath.
Why would she be a psychopath?
Oh, mummy, mummy, pay attention.
I was trained and conditioned for one purpose -- I was born to kill the Doctor.
Demons Run.
Remember?
This is what they were building: My bespoke psychopath.
I'm all yours, sweetie.
Only River Song gets to call me that.
And who's River Song?
An old friend of mine.
Stupid name.
Look at that.
Berlin, on the eve of war.
A whole world, about to tear itself apart.
Now, that's my kind of town.
Mum, dad, don't follow me and, yes, that is a warning.
No warning for me, then?
No need, my love.
The deed is done and so are you.
Doctor, what's wrong?
What -- what have you done?
River.
Oh, "River, River, River."
More than a friend, I think.
What have you done?!
Ohh!
It was never going to be a gun for you, Doctor, the man of peace, who understands every kind of warfare, except, perhaps, the cruelest.
I'm all yours, sweetie.
Kiss-kiss.
What's wrong with you?
What's she done to you?
Poisoned me.
But I'm fine.
Well, no, I'm dying.
But I've got a plan.
What plan?
Not dying.
See?
Fine.
Scanning him.
He's dying, all right.
But he can't be.
Aggggh!
Okay, what do we do?
How do we help you?
Take this.
The TARDIS can home in on it.
Now, go, get after her.
Oi!
Hello, boys.
You said the smoke was deadly.
No, the smoke's fine.
The poison will kill me, first.
Now, get after River.
I don't understand, okay?
One minute, she's going to marry you, and then, she's going to kill you.
Well, but she's been brainwashed.
It all makes sense.
Plus, she's a woman.
Oh, shut up, I'm dying.
Extractor fans on!
Oh!
That works.
What are you doing here?
Well, I was on my way to this gay, gypsy bar mitzah for the disabled when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish.
I think I'll kill the Fuhrer."
Who's with me?
Shoot her.
No!
Tip for you all -- never shoot a girl while she's regenerating.
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Ahh!
Now, that hit the spot.
Thanks, boys.
Call me.
What are you doing?
New body, new town -- I'm going shopping.
Look, I know how this looks.
Let me explain everything, from the beginning.
Heil!
Heil!
Come on!
Can you ride a motorbike?
I expect so.
It's that sort of day.
Okay, this time, let's do the bike, too.
You see?
He can't be dying.
But the Doctor is confirmed deceased.
We have his records.
But he doesn't die here.
He dies in Utah, by Lake Silencio, April 22, 2011.
Time can be rewritten.
Remember Kennedy?
This time can't.
It's a confirmed fixed point.
The Doctor must always die exactly then.
He always has, he always will.
Then someone screwed up, because he's dying right now.
Shutting down.
I need an interface.
Voice interface.
Come on, emergency.
Voice interface enabled.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Give me someone I like.
Oh!
Thanks!
Give me guilt.
Also guilt.
More guilt!
Ah!
Ahh!
Come on, there must be someone left in the Universe I haven't screwed up yet.
Ah!
Voice interface enabled.
Oh.
Oh!
Amelia Pond, before I got it all wrong.
My sweet, little Amelia.
I am not Amelia Pond.
I am a voice interface.
Hey, let's run away and have adventures.
Come along, Pond.
I am not Amelia Pond.
I am a voice interface.
You are so Scottish.
How am I doing?
Your system has been contaminated by the poison of the Judas tree.
You will be dead in 32 minutes.
Okay, so, basically, better regenerate, that's what you're saying.
Regeneration: Disabled.
You will be dead in 32 minutes.
Unless I'm cured!
Yeah?
There is no cure.
You will be dead in 32 minutes.
Why do you keep saying that?
Because you will be dead in 32 minutes.
You see?
There you go again, basically skipping 31 whole minutes when I'm absolutely fine.
Scottish, that's all I'm saying.
You will be fine for 31 minutes.
You will be dead in 32 minutes.
Scotland was never conquered, anyway, you know.
Not even a Shetland.
River needs me.
She's only just beginning.
I can't die now.
You will not die now.
You will die in 32 minutes. "
I'm going out in the first round!"
Ring any bells?
Aah-aah-aah-aah!
Okay.
Need something for the pain now.
Come on, Amelia.
It's me.
Please.
I am not Amelia Pond.
I am a voice interface.
Amelia, listen to me -- I can be brave for you, but you have got to tell me how.
I am not Amelia Pond.
I am a voice interface.
Amelia.
Amelia.
Please.
Help me.
Fish fingers and custard.
What did you say?
Ha ha ha.
Fish fingers and custard.
Ah!
Ohh!
Amelia Pond.
Fish...Fingers...
and custard.
Fish...
Fingers and...
Custard!
Mmm!
Gut.
Aah!
Aah!
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't have a thing to wear.
Hmm.
Take off your clothes.
♪ Okay, all of Berlin.
How do we find her?
I don't know.
Look for...clues.
Clues?
What kind of "clues"?
Shut up.
O-kay.
No.
Hmm, now look at that.
Now, that's fun, ha, from every angle.
Now, dear, I told you not to follow me.
Okay.
Okay, I'm trapped inside a giant robot replica of my wife.
I'm really trying not to see this as a metaphor.
How can we be in here?
How do we fit?
Miniaturization ray.
How would you know that?
Well, there was a ray and we were miniaturized.
Welcome.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
Um, what's that?
Uh, I don't know.
It's in your head.
Please remain calm while your life is terminated.
We come in peace.
Ha ha, when has that ever worked?
Oh, shut up.
Please cooperate in your officially sanctioned termination.
It is normal to experience fear during your incineration.
Stop!
Or I'll sonic.
What are you doing?
I dunno.
Okay, psychic interface.
Just point and think.
I know, but what do I think?
I don't know!
It's okay.
Stay still and don't move.
Here.
Privileges activated.
See?
Activated.
You are authorized.
Your existence will continue.
You can put your hands down.
This is Justice Department vehicle 6018.
You're not guilty of anything.
Welcome aboard the Teselecta.
I might take the age down a little, just gradually, to freak people out.
You killed the Doctor.
Oh, yes, I know, dear.
I hope you're not going to keep on about it.
Ooh, regeneration.
It's a whole new coloring to work with.
You killed the Doctor on the orders of the movement known as the Silence, an academy of the question.
You accept and know this to be true?
Quite honestly, I don't really remember.
It was all a bit of a jumble.
No!
No-o-o!
Get off me-e-e!
Sorry, did you say she killed the Doctor?
The Doctor?
Doctor Who?
You said he was dying.
He is.
When you're done here, your memories will be wiped and you'll be able to -- Doctor?
Melody: You're dying and you stopped to change?
Oh, you should always waste time when you don't have any.
Time is not the boss of you.
Rule 408.
Amelia Pond, judgment death machine.
Why am I not surprised?
Sonic cane.
Are you serious?
Never knowingly.
Never knowingly be serious.
Rule 27.
You might want to write these down.
Oh, it's a robot!
With 423 life signs inside.
A robot worked by tiny people.
Love it.
But how did you all get in there, though?
Bigger on the inside?
No, basic miniaturization sustained by a compression field -- ooh!
Watch what you eat.
It'll get you every time.
Amy, if you and Rory are okay, signal me.
Thanking you.
Why'd you do that?
Aaaaah!
Aah-I'm so sorry!
Leg went to sleep.
Just had a quick left-leg power nap.
I forgot I had one scheduled.
Actually, I'd better sit down.
I think I heard the right one yawning.
Aaah!
Aaaaah!
Don't you touch her!
Do not harm her, in any way!
Ohh!
Why would you care?
She's the woman who kills you.
I'm not dead.
You're dying.
Well, at least I'm not a time-traveling, shapeshifting robot operated by miniaturized, cross people, which, I have got to admit, I didn't see coming.
What do you want with her?
She's Melody Pond.
According to our records, the woman who kills the Doctor.
And I'm the Doctor, so what's it got to do with you?
Throughout history, many criminals have gone unpunished in their lifetimes.
Time travel has...
Responsibilities.
What?
You got yourselves time travel, so you decided to punish dead people?
We don't kill them, we extract them near the end of their established timelines.
And then what?
Give them hell.
I'd ask you who you think you are, but I think the answer is pretty obvious.
So who do you think I am, huh? "
The woman who killed the Doctor."
It sounds like you've got my biography in there.
I'd love a peek.
Our records office is sealed to the public.
Foreknowledge is dangerous.
Yeah, well, I'll be dead in three minutes.
There isn't much foreknowledge left.
Sorry, can't do that.
That man is my best friend.
That woman is my daughter.
You give him anything he wants.
If she's family, she has privileges.
Say "Access personal records: The Doctor."
Access personal records: The Doctor.
Records available.
Question.
I'm dying.
Who wants me dead?
The Silence.
What is the silence?
Why's it called that?
What does it mean?
The Silence is not a species, it is a religious order or movement.
Their core belief is that silence will fall when the question is asked.
What question?
The first question, the oldest question in the Universe, hidden in plain sight.
Yes, but what is the question?
Unknown.
Oh, well, fat lot of use that is, you big ginge.
Call yourselves a records.
Agh!
Ahh!
The kidneys are always the first to quit!
Ahh!
I've had better, you know.
Okay, he's finished.
Oh, my God.
Well, then, let's do what we do.
Give her hell.
Ahhh!
Ohh!
Ohhh!
Ohhh!
Ohh!
Amy, Rory.
Amy.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
You can talk to him.
What do we do?
This is me.
This is me, actually talking.
What do we do?
Just stop them.
She's your daughter.
Just stop them.
How?
How?
How?
Just do it!
Privileges activated.
See?
She's your daughter.
Just stop them.
What are you doing?
Pointing and thinking.
Get ready to run.
Right.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
Okay, Captain, release her now, or I take down the whole Teselecta.
Amy.
You can't.
They can.
Rory, go!
All privileges withdrawn.
What have you done?!
All life forms, prepare for immediate decease.
You will experience a tingling sensation and then death.
Shut it down!
I'm trying!
Shut everything down!
Ah!
Please, now, we have to save your parents.
Don't run.
Now, I know you're scared, but never run when you're scared -- rule 7.
Please.
Remain calm while your life is extracted.
Ah!
Keep running!
Where?!
I don't know!
Just run!
Mother ship, mother ship, get us out of here.
Emergency beamup, now.
Everyone!
Only two life forms remain.
This will be rectified.
Where'd everyone go?
How can they just disappear?
Doctor, can you hear us?
Doctor.
Doctor, help us!
Doctor, help us!
Doctor, please!
Ah.
Uh!
Doctor!
Argh!
Help!
Look at you.
You still care.
Doctor, help!
Doctor, help us!
Please, help us!
It's impressive, I'll give you that.
River, please.
Again!
Who is this River?
She's got to be a woman.
Am I right?
Help me save Amy and Rory.
Help me.
Tell me about her.
Go on.
Agh!
Just!
Help me.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
I love you.
I love you, too.
You are unauthorized.
You are unauthorized.
You are unauthorized.
Your death will now be implemented.
Doctor?
Doctor, you did it.
You did it.
I seem to be able to fly her.
She showed me How.
She taught me.
The Doctor says I'm the child of the TARDIS.
What does he mean?
Where is he?
You can't die now.
I know you don't die now.
Oh, Pond, you've got a schedule for everything.
It doesn't make any sense.
Doctor, what do we do?
Come on.
How do we help you?
Oh, I'm sorry, Rory, you can't.
Nobody can.
Ponds, listen to me.
I need to talk to your daughter.
Find her.
Find River Song and tell her something for me.
Tell her what?
Well, I'm sure she knows.
Who's River Song?
Are you still working because I'm still a relative?
Access files on River Song.
Records available.
Show me her.
Show me River Song.
Now, he -- what did he say?
The Doctor gave you a message for River Song -- what was it?
What's happening?
River, what are you doing?
Just tell me -- the Doctor, is he worth it?
Yes!
Yes, mm-hmm, he is.
River, no.
What are you doing?
Hello, sweetie.
Hey.
Hey.
Where am I?
You're safe now.
Apparently, you used all your remaining regenerations in one go.
You shouldn't have done that.
Mother, I had to try.
I know.
He said no one could save him, but he must have known I could.
Rule 1 -- the Doctor lies.
She just needs to rest.
She'll be absolutely fine.
No, she won't.
She will be amazing.
So that's it, we just leave her there?
The Sisters of the Infinite Schism -- greatest hospital in the Universe.
Yeah, but she's our daughter, Doctor.
She's River and she's our daughter.
Amy, I know, but we have to let her make her own way now.
We have too much foreknowledge, it's -- dangerous thing, foreknowledge.
What's that?
Nothing, just some data I downloaded from the Teselecta -- very boring.
Doctor, River was brainwashed to kill you, right?
Well, she did kill me and then she used her remaining lives to bring me back.
As first dates go, I'd say that was mixed signals.
But...that stuff that they put in her head, is that gone now?
The River that we know in the future, she is in prison for murder.
Whose murder?
[ "Next Stop Everywhere" plays ] Will we see her again?
Oh, she'll come looking for us.
Yeah, but how?
How do people even look for you?
Oh, Pond, haven't you figured that one out yet?
So, then, tell me, why do you want to study archaeology?
Well, to be perfectly honest, Professor, I'm looking for a good man.
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