Pagina Principale ⮞ Programma Televisivo ⮞ Stagioni 2 ⮞ Episodi 1

Programma Televisivo: Gossip Girl - 2x1

You need to decide if all this is worth it. 2 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,070 Oh,my God! You'll never believe what's on "gossip girl." 3 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:14,700 Someone saw Serena getting off train at Grand Central. 4 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,580 I thought everything was good between us. 5 00:00:18,690 --> 00:00:21,310 It was... Before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend. 6 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,980 The best friend and the boyfriend... 7 00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:25,920 That's pretty classy,S. 8 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:30,250 You'd really go out with some guy you don't know? 9 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,000 Well,he can't be worse than the guys I do know. 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,130 Well,our kids were bound to meet. It's a small island. 11 00:00:34,220 --> 00:00:36,340 Are you sure it isn't some ploy you're using to get to me? 12 00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:45,300 Did you sleep with her,huh? 13 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,150 I know how long you and I have been best friends,okay? 14 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:49,860 No,it's not okay,Chuck. From now on,you stay away from me. 15 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:52,470 - Did something happen last night? - Yes. 16 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:55,470 - I'm done. - I lied,and I stole, 17 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,160 And I lost the respect of my family... For what? 18 00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:00,800 I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. 19 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Lily,would you do me the honor of being my wife? 20 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:06,890 He proposed before we left,and I'm going to say yes. 21 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:09,610 One thing I learned... 22 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,460 That in the face of true love,you don't just give up, 23 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:14,410 Even if the object of your affection is begging you to. 24 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:17,890 I'm not who you thought I was,and you can't forgive that. 25 00:01:17,980 --> 00:01:20,190 I don't know how to make things go back to what they were. 26 00:01:20,610 --> 00:01:22,710 I'm locking myself away in the Hamptons. 27 00:01:22,810 --> 00:01:24,650 - You know how I get it in the summer. - Yeah,I do. 28 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:28,000 If you want to reflect together,I'll be around. 29 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,520 And who am I? 30 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:32,520 That's a secret I'll never tell. 31 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:37,310 You know you love me. 32 00:01:38,110 --> 00:01:41,220 X.O.X.O.,gossip girl. 33 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:48,540 Unlike the rest of us, 34 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,820 Sex,lies and scandal never take a vacation. 35 00:01:51,950 --> 00:01:54,570 Instead,they take the Long Island Expressway 36 00:01:54,670 --> 00:01:56,770 and head east to the Hamptons. 37 00:01:57,260 --> 00:01:59,930 Some would say summer is their busiest season. 38 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,290 Think park avenue, 39 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:11,330 but with tennis whites and bain de soleil. 40 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:14,670 The players change,but the game remains the same. 41 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:21,870 Mmm. I've been waiting for this all day. 42 00:02:23,970 --> 00:02:26,120 Mmm. Are you sure Serena's still OK with covering for you? 43 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:28,580 - She was a little cold. - Oh,she's totally fine. 44 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,220 Mmm. But you haven't told her anything? 45 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,050 All she knows is that I'm seeing someone 46 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:36,280 I'm not ready to introduce to anyone just yet. 47 00:02:37,870 --> 00:02:38,890 Or ever. 48 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:41,880 Look,she needed time 49 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:43,520 to decompress from her breakup anyway. 50 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:46,530 Covering for me works for her,too. 51 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,700 Let's go to my place before somebody spots us. 52 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:58,640 Your house? 53 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,440 I thought we couldn't. 54 00:03:01,710 --> 00:03:03,330 There's always the guesthouse. 55 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:19,850 Girls,you don't know how thankful I am to finally find you so geometric you might get in life. 56 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:24,280 Yes 57 00:03:28,790 --> 00:03:31,800 Spotted... Blair Waldorf at Chahaes de Gaulle 58 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:33,160 Homeward bound. 59 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:35,390 What could possibly make Queen B 60 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,010 abandon her two Dads before Labor Day? 61 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:42,290 - We bet Chuck Bass wants to know. - Mr. Chuck? 62 00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:44,980 Is there something you need care taking of? 63 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:47,210 The only thing I need to take care of 64 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:48,940 is you... 65 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:51,730 and you... 66 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:54,380 and you. 67 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:57,070 Also spotted.. 68 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,910 Serena Van der Woodsen on Cooper's beach... 69 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:01,610 Alone again. 70 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,630 We've heard talking 71 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:10,290 that things are heating up with Nate Archibald. 72 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,580 and where there's smoke,there's usually fire. 73 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:15,570 But if that's the case, 74 00:04:15,730 --> 00:04:18,210 why has Nate fallen right off our radar 75 00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:20,750 and Serena,as always,sighted solo? 76 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:23,150 Wonder what she'd do 77 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:26,600 if she knew lonely boy wasn't so lonely anymore. 78 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:30,520 "Things happen,people change..." 79 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,370 You know,I...I've been Harris' assistant all summer. 80 00:04:32,490 --> 00:04:33,840 How come I don't know you? 81 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:36,490 I was at his symposium at the 92nd street a while and you ? 82 00:04:36,590 --> 00:04:39,170 No way. No,if you were there,we would have met. 83 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:40,670 "...And dish up justice. 84 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:43,010 You considered violence 85 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:45,490 and you considered reconciliation." 86 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:46,930 How about now... 87 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:50,610 We can meet whenever you want? 88 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:02,660 I had my eye on her. 89 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:06,270 - I...I don't think she noticed,sir. - I read from your favorite chapter. 90 00:05:06,380 --> 00:05:07,430 Or did you not notice? 91 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:09,160 Uh,you know,I've heard that chapter so many times, 92 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:10,540 Sometimes I think I wrote it myself. 93 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,450 Speaking of,where is that story of yours? 94 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:19,400 You know,the one your internship requires you turn in? 95 00:05:19,530 --> 00:05:23,010 - Yeah,it's,uh,it's imminent. - So is death. Be more specific. 96 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:25,660 I... I'm just doing polish. It's basically done. 97 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,340 Noah Shapiro at the "Paris Review" is looking forward to it. 98 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:29,930 and calling him was an amazing thing to do for me. 99 00:05:30,050 --> 00:05:33,700 Really,thank you. I told him it would be even better 100 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:35,330 than your piece in the "New Yorker." 101 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:36,710 Don't let me down. 102 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,750 Oh,it'll be on your desk first thing in the morning,sir. 103 00:05:38,870 --> 00:05:40,200 Why don't you go home and finish now? 104 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,420 - Hey! where have you been hiding? - Hey. 105 00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:46,890 I thought you asked me to meet you here. 106 00:05:46,990 --> 00:05:49,110 You know what? Unfortunately,I-I-I have to go. 107 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:50,420 Rain check for tomorrow? 108 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,740 I'll make it up. I promise. Okay. 109 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,410 Well,well,well,lonely boy. 110 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,950 Maybe dating and dumping Serena wasn't such a bad idea. 111 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,440 Looks like it's time to give you a new nickname. 112 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,340 How about "playboy"? 113 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:06,240 People,people,I'm worried. 114 00:06:06,350 --> 00:06:09,630 Eleanor returns next week,and we are still behind. 115 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:11,420 Now since I have to go to that party this weekend, 116 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:13,420 I won't be around,and therefore,neither will you, 117 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,010 So you better get twice as much work done today, 118 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,010 or you will regret it. 119 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,240 As for little J,looks like this summer 120 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,970 - Has been all work and no play. - You can't be finished. 121 00:06:24,070 --> 00:06:25,520 There's no way you could possibly be finished. 122 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:29,390 Don't you do anything when you leave here,Ginny? 123 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:31,990 Um,actually,I was hoping I could show you 124 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,110 Something I've been working on. 125 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:36,020 This isn't school. I don't look at your work. 126 00:06:38,660 --> 00:06:41,700 I was an intereronce,too. It gets better. 127 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,010 What is that? 128 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:46,790 Oh,it's a dress I made for the white party. 129 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:48,290 For the vitamin water party? 130 00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:51,580 Mm-hmm,who invited you? Oh lace? 131 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:54,230 Ugh! It's not even white. It's bone. 132 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:58,050 It's way too big for you. Don't you know how to fit? 133 00:06:58,190 --> 00:07:01,710 It's huge. Well,it's not actually for me. It is for you. 134 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:04,090 Um,I'm not going to the party,so... 135 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:06,640 Oh,so you thought I might wear 136 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,360 some Holly Hobbie frock made by an intern, 137 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:12,570 so that when I get photographed,your work ends up in "W"? 138 00:07:13,730 --> 00:07:15,950 If I'm gonna wear a costume anything, 139 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,280 it's gonna matter. 140 00:07:17,390 --> 00:07:20,230 - Here's what you asked for,Laure. - Since you did so well 141 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,330 with repairing the trim on the dead stock, 142 00:07:22,450 --> 00:07:23,990 match these up. 143 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:28,300 Oh,and put that away. Eggshell gives me a migraine. 144 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,620 Well,I guess now's as good a time as any to order dinner. 145 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:40,330 - What do you want? Indian? - Oh,it's too hot for Indian. 146 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:42,230 How about Popsicles? 147 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:43,620 Hey,where's Mom? 148 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,250 Oh,she and Alex had tickets to "South Pacific". 149 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:48,400 What is that,more homework? Finish your story yet? 150 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,510 - Almost. - Good. I'm hoping by reading it. 151 00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:53,160 Maybe I can figure out why you and Serena broke up anyway. 152 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:57,180 Yeah. 153 00:07:58,530 --> 00:07:59,520 Me,too. 154 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:03,570 Hey,Jen. I'm gonna head out and get some food. 155 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:04,500 I'll be back in a bit. 156 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:08,330 This is the first time 157 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:10,040 I've seen you look in the mirror all summer. 158 00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:12,560 Here I thought if you did,you'd turn to stone. 159 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,090 You must be pretty nervous about something. 160 00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:15,730 If you're willing to take that risk. 161 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:19,140 Ha ha,Sis,I'm on my way out to Lily Pond 162 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,590 with the triplets returning to Rio. 163 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:23,220 I thought I'd continue my tour of South America. 164 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,890 - I'm thinking Argentina. - Then what are the flowers for? 165 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:29,020 You wouldn't perhaps have overheard a recent phoho call 166 00:08:29,130 --> 00:08:30,580 with a certain best friend of mine, 167 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,280 who mentioned she's on her way out here on the jitney? 168 00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:37,420 What's a jitney? If that's your way of saying no,then I'm glad to hear it. 169 00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:40,410 Cause blair will never forgive you for what you did to her. 170 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:41,960 Who told you that little piece of advice? 171 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:44,250 - Your "boyfriend" Nate? - Nate didn't say anything. 172 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:46,710 Good. Cause I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice 173 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,840 from somebody in a fake relationship. 174 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,140 Call me crazy. 175 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:55,090 Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts. 176 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,670 Good luck on your suicide mission. 177 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:06,430 Spotted. Chuck Bass waiting for the jitneyey. 178 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:10,410 A dozen roses in one hand,his heart in the other. 179 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:13,270 You know what they say. 180 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:15,950 A man is a good thing to come home for, 181 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:19,270 but even a better thing to come home with. 182 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,470 Ain't karma a bitch? 183 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:33,260 We know Blair Waldorf is. 184 00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:50,590 You didn't do anything all summer? 185 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:53,570 Please don't tell me you just at around watching "The Closer" 186 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,210 and eating takeout from Nick and Toni's. 187 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:59,420 No,Della Femina. What about all those rumors I heard about you and Nate? 188 00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:01,510 Mnh-mnh-mnh. Completely untrue. 189 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,580 They just got people off my back about being sad. 190 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:04,920 And then Nate could do whatever he wanted. 191 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:06,680 - So it worked out for both of us. - You're telling me 192 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:12,330 - You didn't have any fun with anyone all summer? - Oh,there was this hot lifeguard that asked me out. 193 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:16,370 - But I,you know I turned him down. - What? Are you crazy? 194 00:10:16,510 --> 00:10:18,070 A hot lifeguard is like Kleenex. 195 00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:19,430 Use once and throw away. 196 00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:23,020 - You couldn't ask for a better rebound. - I don't think I'm ready I still miss Dan sometimes... 197 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:28,140 - More than sometimes... all the time. - The only thing lamerer than dating Dan Humphrey 198 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:29,970 is mourning Dan Humphrey... 199 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:34,790 And the only reason you still sit and shiver is because 200 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:34,790 You haven't gotten back out there and had your summer fling. 201 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:36,080 Yeah the triplets esquerda'd, 202 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,180 But not before teaching me some Portuguese tongue twisters. 203 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,380 I'll see ya. 204 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:45,130 James is the classiest guy I've ever met,you know? 205 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:48,200 He drinks gin martinisis and he speaks six languages 206 00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:52,370 and he gave me this amazing Bulgaria pearl choker 207 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,720 with a gold "B" clasp on it. 208 00:10:53,850 --> 00:10:56,480 Wait. I thought your Dad gave you that. Who's James? 209 00:10:58,030 --> 00:10:59,820 Oh my God. B 210 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,740 He sounds amazing. 211 00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:05,740 The last time we talked,um... you hadn't even met him. 212 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:08,350 Oh,I know! He swept me off my feet. 213 00:11:08,490 --> 00:11:11,190 He's so charming. Plus he tells the best stories. 214 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,320 You're lying. 215 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:14,600 - I am not. - Your eyes. 216 00:11:14,730 --> 00:11:18,200 - They don't match your mouth. - I wasn't aware That robots got jealous. 217 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,110 Did they update your software when I was away? 218 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,930 Come on. You and I both know this guy's just a prop 219 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:26,670 - You bought trying to hurt me,like I hurt you. - You didn't hurt me 220 00:11:29,810 --> 00:11:32,030 Well,I will admit. 221 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:34,560 Waiting for you in Tuscany. The first few days 222 00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:36,300 were mildly humiliating. 223 00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:39,240 But when I realized you weren't gonna show,I relied. 224 00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:42,110 Luckily,I made a friend on the trip over. 225 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:44,300 Boring Ben,my Dad's ex-employee? 226 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:46,020 By the way,I had him fired just for you. 227 00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:49,290 Well,I owe him everything. He introduced me to James. 228 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,440 You know,I think he might be the one. 229 00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:53,530 - Prove it. - I don't have to prove anything. 230 00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:56,080 But if you want to get to know James better, 231 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,350 I'll bring him to dinner tonight. 232 00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:00,830 - I'll bet you'll like him Just as much as I do. - Oh,and if by that you mean 233 00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:02,800 I won't like him at all,then you're right. 234 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,810 I'll see you at 7:00. 235 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:11,500 Now how about we go find that lifeguard? 236 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:14,360 But we have to stop at Nate's first. 237 00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:15,910 He has something of mine that I need. 238 00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:21,590 Hey. how's Vermont? 239 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,840 Great. Vanessa and her parents were at last night's gig. 240 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:25,540 I didn't even know she was up here. 241 00:12:25,650 --> 00:12:28,140 When I asked her how Dan was doing,she didn't answer. 242 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:30,730 I had hoped maybe that she could help him 243 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,590 get over serena this summer. I don't think dan needs any help in that department, 244 00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:37,240 And I think Vanessa noticed. Is he still dating up a storm? 245 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:40,230 Well,if you call a different girl everynight "dating." 246 00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:42,680 I'm a little worried about him,dad. 247 00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:45,330 Is he there? He's still sleeping. He was out pretty late last night. 248 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:46,690 Have him call me when he wakes up. 249 00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:50,070 Hey,you know,you haven't told me how the dress went over. Ah,it's over. 250 00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:53,480 Uh,laurele doesn't want to wear it to the party. Well,why don't you wear it? 251 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,420 Dad,as nice as it is that you're encouraging girl 252 00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:58,810 to get my designs out there,the white party's,like,e, 253 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,220 Last year,they even Turned away Jack Johnson. 254 00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:05,600 - Sounds like A party with taste. - Dad! 255 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:06,950 Also sounds like The kind of party 256 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,180 The Van der woodsens Would go to. 257 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:11,700 - Have you asked Eric about it? - Yeah,that might be a little awkward, 258 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:13,710 Considering the last conversation we had. 259 00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,920 I sort of said some things I shouldn't have. 260 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:17,720 You know,maybe I should have Just come with you this summer. 261 00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:19,980 Eleanor's been in paris,Like,the entire time, 262 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,190 And laurel's been so worried about everything. 263 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,960 - What if it was a waste? - It's not a waste if there's time to change it. 264 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:29,370 Maybe you should start with Eric and then go from there. 265 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,070 - Thanks,dad. See you sunday? - You know it. 266 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,170 Okay bye. 267 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:43,410 Not today,kid. 268 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,460 It's all right,joe. He's with me. 269 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,550 I'm sorry to interrupt you while you're working. 270 00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:50,640 You wouldn't be interrupting If you'd shown up on time. 271 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,820 Something tells me You're here empty-handed. 272 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,290 All I need is,uh,one--o-o more day. 273 00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:59,480 - What,the last 60 Weren't good enough? - I'm sorry,sir,but I I... 274 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:01,420 Don't sit. You're not staying. 275 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:06,170 You told me you were serious about writing. I-I know. I tried to write. I did. 276 00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:07,350 But every time sat down, 277 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,740 It's just,there was something in the way. I couldn't focus. 278 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:13,160 Excuses ara for the unemployed,of which you are now one. 279 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,000 If you won't do your homework,then neither will I. 280 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:19,540 - You'll get no letter of recomomndation from me. - W-working for you is very important to me. 281 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,080 And yet,your actions illustrated only the opposite. 282 00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:24,350 Drop my spare key in the mail. 283 00:14:24,470 --> 00:14:26,040 That I'm sure you have time to do. 284 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,650 If it's apology time,you're about three months late. 285 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:46,230 - Eric,wait... - And let me guess. You want something 286 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,810 Yeah,you're right. 287 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:51,040 Um,does it help that the new me answered that honestly? 288 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,110 Not really. 289 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,060 Look... I know I acted 290 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,540 Like a complete and total raging bitch last year. 291 00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:01,960 But what you don't know is how bad I felt about it all summer. 292 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:04,070 You were the only person that was friendnd with me for me,and I hurt you the worst. 293 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:10,420 Well,you did get yours in the end. 294 00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:15,880 And since it's not like I have many friends myself, 295 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,350 Manipulating,backstabbing one I can't. 296 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,580 What'd you have in mind? 297 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,150 Well,do you happen to be in the Hamptons right now? 298 00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:31,270 Ooh. A honk instead of a knock. Did someone order a townie? 299 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,170 Oh,god. The lifeguard's got a camaro, 300 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:35,590 And not in an ironic "I've got a camaro" way. 301 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,350 Just go already. Luck? 302 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:39,930 Yeah. You,too. Mwah.. 303 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:42,570 Hey,and if anybody asks,I'm out with Nate,okay? 304 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,410 Where is he tonight anyway I don't know. Bye. 305 00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:52,770 I'm sorry I couldn't see you all day. It just got away from me. 306 00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:55,080 Oh,god. I wish The summer won't ending. 307 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:58,610 I forgot how much fun it is. Well,lots of peoplpe have affairs that last year-round. 308 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,740 Yeah,But I can't get caught. 309 00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:04,250 I can be really sneaky. 310 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,920 Sneaky is cute at your age. 311 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:12,760 Mmm. Can we talk about this later? 312 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,610 If I'm so cute,Let's talk about this now. 313 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,330 Why don't I do something that shuts you up. 314 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,740 So,James,did you have a chance to meet Harard 315 00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:29,750 And,uh... What is his boyfriend's name again? 316 00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:32,300 Uh,Roman? only briefly at the chateau. 317 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:35,760 Although cat didn't seem to like me nearly as much. 318 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,210 I have the scars to prove it. 319 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:39,180 Well,you certainly have crammed an awful lot 320 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,640 into such a short time together 321 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,750 I wondered,has Blair had a chance 322 00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:44,960 To share her favorite movies with you yet? 323 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:50,270 "Tiffany's," "Roman holiday," and of course,"Charade." 324 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,070 Oh,I thought your third favorite was "Funny face." 325 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,800 It is. I hate "Chahade." Chuck,stop harassing him. 326 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,890 Yeah,uh,"how well do you know Blair waldorf?" 327 00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:59,800 Is kinda boring for those of us who actually know Blair waldorf. 328 00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:02,630 - Not to mention transparent. - Well,thank you,grandma. 329 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,910 Why is it when you say that word it sounds like an insult? 330 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,690 No,no,I... I don't mind... 331 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,650 I would like to learn as much as I can about Blair. 332 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:13,920 And there's no better way to learn than through a quiz. 333 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,080 Well,it's a shame you guys took a bus and not a limo. 334 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,470 I don't know If you know this,But Blair loves a limo-- 335 00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:22,380 Sweetie,will you please pass me the salt and pepper? 336 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,350 Uh,excuse me. 337 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,360 I think I just lostmy appetite. 338 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:41,900 Will you excuse me? 339 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:51,920 Chuck. 340 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,780 Look,I know What that pin means to you. 341 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:07,990 You gave it to nate the first Time you said you loved him. 342 00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:09,610 Well,I asked for it back. 343 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,260 I thought james Should have it now. 344 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,440 Do you,uh... 345 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,270 I do. 346 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,750 I'll see you at school. 347 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,120 Oh,my goodness. 348 00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:58,990 My pin must have gotten caught on your sweater by mistake. 349 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:02,610 Oh,wow. I didn't feel anything. 350 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:23,890 Well,nathaniel,you have a choice... 351 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,500 Under the bed or out the window. 352 00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:26,950 What? 353 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:28,880 My husband just pulled up. your husband? 354 00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:32,320 - I thought he wasn't supposed to be home till next week. - Seems he's home early. 355 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,860 - Whoa. - Nate? 356 00:19:55,390 --> 00:19:58,040 - What the hell's his deal? - I have no idea. 357 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,090 Damn that mother-chucker. 358 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:13,530 He... he's totally right. I don't even like James. 359 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,170 Thank you. I was waiting for that. 360 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,660 I only hooked up with him a week ago 361 00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:19,820 because I knew that I couldn't get off the plane alone. 362 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:22,880 And it would kill me if Chuck knew that he'd ruined my summer. 363 00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:25,550 Oh,B.,I'm so sorry. Was it really bad? 364 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,430 I would be in my cabana at the hotel du capap 365 00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:28,560 and there he would be. 366 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,040 Amid all the fireworks on bastille day, 367 00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:34,200 all I could see was that Chuck bass-tard. 368 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,910 The limo's taking me back in an hour. 369 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,450 - You're welcome to join me dude. - You're not going to the white party? 370 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,310 Come on. pretty girls,white dresses. 371 00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:42,810 Unless there's a sprinkler,I don't care. 372 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,720 Besides,It's tourist season in the city. Easy pickings. 373 00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:49,670 Okay,and I don't want Blair 374 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,790 throwing her callboy in my face. 375 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,590 At least I could have got 376 00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:54,640 a more interesting stand-in than James. 377 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:55,580 Do you know how hard it is 378 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,420 to find a good fake boyfriend on short notice? 379 00:20:57,530 --> 00:21:00,540 Well,he was smart and fun at tea yesterday, 380 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,790 - And he's really cute,too. - You don't have to lie any more,Serena. 381 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,000 He served his purpose. 382 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,560 Now that Chuck is on his way back to the city, 383 00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:10,330 I can dump James just in time to go to the white party stag. 384 00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:13,500 - How was your date,by the way? - After a few hours with that guy, 385 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:16,780 I needed lifif saving,not guarding. Babysteps,smarshering. Baby steps. 386 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,580 By the way,Archibald,now that the summer's over, 387 00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:21,960 I can tell you I never believed in 388 00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:24,330 any of the talk that you hit it with my sis. 389 00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:27,950 - Morning,Wardolf. - It wasn't until now. 390 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,210 Nate,why didn't you call me back this morning? 391 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,550 I can't talk about that here. 392 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:35,400 So where's Princeton? I'm surprised you let him get away. 393 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,570 James goes to Georgetown,and unlike you, 394 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,480 I don't lose something if I let him out of my sight. 395 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,510 When you told me your secret girlfriend was older, 396 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:43,650 I thought you meant college. 397 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,690 - Not to mention,Catherine's married. - I don't know where you've been, 398 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,630 but your boy toy is a Princeton man. 399 00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:50,920 He and I talked about it while you played dress up 400 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,460 - with Serena last night. - Catherine ended it with me last night. 401 00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:55,710 - What? Tell me. - You misheard,Chuck. 402 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,060 He's always going on and on about his crew division 403 00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:00,