Programma Televisivo: The X-Files - 2x20
{1658}{1747}- Quit picking on your brother.
He loves you.|- No, I don't.
{1750}{1816}- I'm glad you're back home, Dad.|- Not as glad as I am.
{1819}{1873}Did you see a lot of weird stuff this year?
{1874}{1983}Yep.
It was the weirdest show ever.
But your|mother thinks you're getting ready for bed.
{1984}{2086}If she finds you guys still in the pool,|she's gonna kill me.
So come on!
{2111}{2199}Quit your whinin'.|Come on, or there's no bedtime story.
{2200}{2248}Out you go.
That's it.
{2685}{2731}What the hell...?
{4344}{4425}- What happened?|- Nothing you can ascertain from that photo.
{4427}{4503}He suffered from ichthyosis,|a congenital skin disease...
{4505}{4587}...characterised by the shedding|of the epidermis as scales.
{4605}{4691}This shows the entry wound|of the undetermined weapon.
{4693}{4804}No other injuries were inflicted.|No organs were removed or cannibalised...
{4806}{4871}...and there's no signs|of sexual molestation.
{4873}{4967}That's 48 attacks over the last 28 years...
{4969}{5044}...occurring in every state|in the continental US almost...
{5046}{5109}...the first in Oregon, the last five in Florida.
{5111}{5212}Victims range from all different|age groups, races.
Both male and female.
{5214}{5312}The mutilations appear so motiveless|one would suspect a form of ritual...
{5314}{5363}...yet they adhere to no known cult.
{5371}{5471}A serial killer would normally escalate|the level of violence of his attacks...
{5473}{5540}...over such an extended period of time.
{5542}{5645}So what do you think, Scully?|What are your initial thoughts?
{5681}{5780}Imagine going through|your whole life looking like this.
{5991}{6084}The Lord is my shepherd;|I shall not want.
{6086}{6163}He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: {6165}{6244}he leadeth me beside the still waters.
{6246}{6296}He restoreth my soul: {6298}{6404}he leadeth me in the paths of|righteousness for his name's sake.
{6406}{6491}Yea, though I walk through|the valley of the shadow of death...
{6493}{6542}...I will fear no evil: {6544}{6596}for thou art with me; {6598}{6683}thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
{6698}{6799}Thou preparest a table before me|in the presence of mine enemies: {6808}{6868}thou anointest my head with oil; {6870}{6928}my cup runneth over.
{6930}{7022}Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me...
{7029}{7088}...all the days of my life: {7090}{7181}and I will dwell in|the house of the Lord forever.
{7195}{7300}We are gathered here today to mourn|the passing of Jerald Glazebrook...
{7314}{7447}...beloved husband, father,|friend and entertainer.
{7464}{7519}We mourn not only the passing...
{7521}{7629}...of a man who overcame|the obstacles of his earthly incarnation...
{7648}{7777}...but also the passing of the love|that dwelled within his all-too-human heart.
{7811}{7894}We mourn the passing of|the admiration and the respect...
{7903}{8014}...he instilled in all|of his professional colleagues.
{8044}{8117}We mourn the passing of|the laughter and the enjoyment...
{8119}{8195}...he brought each audience who saw him.
{8197}{8281}For although Jerry was|a world-renowned escape artist...
{8283}{8385}...there is one strongbox|from which none of us can escape.
{8518}{8565}Help me.
{8637}{8687}Put him down over there.
{9081}{9209}Not having known the deceased personally,|I'm in no position to perform a proper eulogy.
{9211}{9285}I'm sure he was a nice guy,|et cetera, et cetera.
{9287}{9353}But as an admirer of his work,|I am in a position...
{9355}{9421}...to perform an impromptu tribute|in his honour.
{9423}{9503}Namely, ramming this spike into my chest!
{9575}{9679}- Don't you have any respect?|- I think I hit my left ventricle!
{9681}{9731}Get back, fascists!
{9768}{9818}Get him outta here!
{9935}{9983}I can't wait for the wake.
{10008}{10091}On his VICAP form,|Jerald Glazebrook was listed as an "artist".
{10093}{10177}Jerry was an artist.|The best escape artist since Houdini.
{10179}{10304}He should've been headlining Vegas, but his|condition kept him on the sideshow circuit.
{10306}{10416}- I didn't realise that sideshows still existed.|- There are two or three still around.
{10418}{10522}I got the impression that Glazebrook|wasn't the only performer residing here.
{10531}{10624}The town was founded in the '20s|when some of Barnum & Bailey's troupes...
{10626}{10679}...came down in the winter off-seasons.
{10686}{10764}This town's history might help|explain our case's history.
{10766}{10843}A sideshow performer|would have toured much of the country.
{10845}{10945}And their isolation from society,|caused by their physical deformities...
{10947}{11020}...could have built up|pathological resentment...
{11022}{11060}Now, now, hold on a second.
{11060}{11079}Now, now, hold on a second.
{11081}{11152}Around here we refer to them|as "very special people".
{11155}{11249}They may be different on the outside,|but it's what's inside that counts.
{11251}{11282}And on the inside...|they're as normal as anybody.
{11282}{11331}And on the inside...|they're as normal as anybody.
{11362}{11407}Until arrest, many serial killers...
{11409}{11504}...are considered by their friends|and family to be quite normal.
{11506}{11593}If you regard them as normal,|you must consider the possibility...
{11595}{11668}...that they are capable|of committing these crimes.
{11670}{11754}It's been my experience|that other people have a harder time...
{11756}{11846}...accepting these people's deformities|than they do themselves.
{11848}{11910}Sheriff, uh...
what is this?
{11912}{12037}This design here.
It's copyrighted|by Hepcat Helm.
Is that a local artist?
{12042}{12132}A bit too local.
His workplace|is right behind my station house.
{12142}{12202}Do you think that we could meet Hepcat?
{12258}{12335}# Watch my eyes when you light them up {12337}{12390}# Listen to me whine like a heart shook up {12393}{12443}Hepcat.
{12454}{12480}Hepcat!
{12482}{12531}# I'm in a frenzy {12630}{12723}- Who are the rubes?|- These are FBI agents Scully and Mulder.
{12740}{12820}This is Hepcat Helm.|He operates a carnival fun house.
{12822}{12910}Oh, man!
How many times|have I told you not to call it that?
{12935}{13041}It's not some rinky-dink carny ride.|People go through it, they don't have fun.
{13043}{13135}They get the hell scared out of 'em.|It's not a fun house.
{13137}{13208}- It's a tabernacle of terror.|- It's a fun house.
{13216}{13281}I wanted to ask you about|this menu illustration.
{13283}{13409}I recognise most of the historical portraits|you've drawn here, but what's this here?
{13435}{13485}It's the Fiji Mermaid.
{13501}{13589}- Is that what that thing is?|- What's the Fiji Mermaid?
{13604}{13675}The Fiji Mermaid.
It's...
it's the Fiji Mermaid!
{13682}{13785}It's a bit of, uh...
humbug|Barnum pulled in the last century.
{13787}{13882}Barnum billed it as a real live mermaid|but when people went in to see it...
{13884}{13993}...all they saw was a real dead monkey|sewn onto the tail of a fish.
{13995}{14080}- A monkey?|- A mummified monkey.
{14082}{14183}It supposedly looked so bad,|he had to exhibit it as a "genuine fake".
{14185}{14256}But see?
That's why Barnum was a genius.
{14258}{14336}You never know where the truth ends|and the humbug begins.
{14341}{14448}He came right out and said this|Fiji Mermaid thing is just a bunch of BS.
{14456}{14580}That just made people wanna go and see it|even more.
So I mean...
who knows?
{14596}{14729}Maybe for box-office reasons Barnum|hawked it as a hoax, when in reality...
{14735}{14783}The Fiji Mermaid was a reality.
{14844}{14912}Sheriff, we're gonna need|a place to stay tonight.
{14914}{15010}There are lodgings right across the way,|but, uh...
what's all this about?
{15012}{15079}These tracks were found|at several past crime scenes.
{15081}{15130}They've defied identification...
{15132}{15224}...but one expert speculated|that they might be simian in nature.
{15226}{15311}You're not telling me these tracks|were made by the Fiji Mermaid?
{15313}{15393}Do you recall what Barnum|said about suckers?
{15802}{15872}Tell me, have you done much|circus work in your life?
{15874}{15998}And what makes you think I've ever spectated|a circus?
Much less been enslaved by one.
{16000}{16069}Many citizens here were circus hands|and I thought...
{16071}{16153}You thought that because|I am a person of short stature...
{16155}{16284}...that the only career I could procure for|myself would be one in the so-called big top.
{16296}{16417}You took one quick look at me and decided|that you could deduce my entire life.
{16423}{16552}Never would it have occurred to you|that a person of my height...
{16554}{16630}...could have possibly obtained a degree...
{16632}{16682}...in hotel management.
{16684}{16780}- I'm sorry.
I meant no offence.|- Well, then, why should I take offence?
{16791}{16891}Just because it's human nature|to make instantaneous judgments of others...
{16893}{16960}...based solely upon|their physical appearances?
{16962}{17023}I've done the same thing to you, for example.
{17025}{17084}I've taken in your all-American features...
{17086}{17176}...your dour demeanour,|your unimaginative necktie design...
{17183}{17253}...and concluded|that you work for the government.
{17257}{17313}An FBI agent.
{17339}{17387}But do you see the tragedy here?
{17389}{17501}I have mistakenly reduced you|to a stereotype, a caricature...
{17503}{17619}...instead of regarding you|as a specific, unique individual.
{17626}{17676}But I am an FBI agent.
{17836}{17892}Register here, please.
{17913}{17987}Tell me, have you done much|circus work in your life?
{17989}{18045}I was on the stage for most of my life.
{18068}{18118}I was a headliner.
{18120}{18190}Did it not bother you|to have people staring at you?
{18192}{18283}Best work I ever had.|All I had to do was stand there.
{18298}{18353}Occasionally I'd say...
{18355}{18452}..."Ladies and gentlemen,|I'd like you to meet my brother Leonard."
{18473}{18547}"Excuse him-he's a little shy."
{18549}{18621}Big laughs, I tell you.
Big laughs.
{18623}{18673}Why did you give it up?
{18675}{18754}Mr Nutt, the kind-hearted manager here...
{18756}{18930}...convinced me that to make a living by|displaying my deformity lacked dignity.
{18932}{18992}So now I carry other people's luggage.
{19037}{19097}I believe these are your trailers.
{19131}{19196}If they are not, then I am wrong.
{19258}{19282}Oh.
{19296}{19370}That's most considerate.|Thank you very much.
{19443}{19480}Goodnight.
{19482}{19546}Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
{19575}{19640}No.
No, that's not what I meant.
{19642}{19731}I didn't mean to imply we had bedbugs.
{19733}{19813}I meant to say don't let...
Don't let the...
{19818}{19862}The Fiji Mermaids bite.
{19864}{19957}Yes, that's right.
The Fiji Mermaids.|That's right.
{19992}{20041}That's...
That's exactly...
{20061}{20129}Mulder, what is this Fiji Mermaid business?
{20131}{20213}Every murder inquiry begins with|a list of possible suspects.
{20215}{20297}You should try not to be so exclusive, Scully.
{20299}{20428}As long as you try not to let the atmosphere|here distort your list all out of proportion.
{20434}{20476}# I'm in a frenzy {20537}{20565}# Frenzy {20610}{20681}# This love gushes from my heart {20688}{20744}# Like water from a spout {20771}{20842}# You build a flame from a tiny spark {20844}{20920}# You can really knock me out- Yeah!
{20928}{20992}# Ease my mind with your real cool line {20994}{21077}# Daddy, fill my soul with love divine {21082}{21149}# When you say you're mine oh mine {21151}{21195}# I'm in a frenzy {21669}{21719}What the hell...?
{24158}{24208}Uh...
ma'am?
{24210}{24260}The sheriff, he wants to see you.
{24535}{24595}There's been another murder.
{24639}{24741}There's some blood on the window|we should send to the lab.
{24767}{24862}- Why run a test on the victim's blood?|- No, not this window.
This window.
{24918}{25036}It seems to be the point of entry and there's|some blood on the outside of the window.
{25069}{25135}Why would there be blood before the attack?
{25137}{25225}Why didn't the attacker|just come through the open door?
{25256}{25327}For a person to crawl|in and out of these windows...
{25329}{25385}...they'd have to be a contortionist.
{25387}{25467}Or just plain crazy.
Or both.
{25754}{25853}While they're performing|the autopsy, I wanna go down to the...
{26350}{26466}How many people do you know that can get|out of a straitjacket in under three minutes?
{26468}{26527}Fortunately, none.
{26541}{26649}We caught your act at the funeral.|That was some trick with the railroad spike.
{26678}{26754}Doctor Blockhead does not perform tricks.
{26781}{26957}Doctor Blockhead performs astounding acts|of body manipulation and pain endurance.
{27046}{27164}You must be one of those rare individuals|whose nerve endings don't register pain.
{27242}{27300}You just keep tellin' yourself that.
{27337}{27410}Have you ever performed this...|act on anyone else?
{27426}{27534}Are you sick?
I tell audiences if they're|stupid enough to try this themselves...
{27536}{27627}...they'll end up with a slight lobotomy.|I am a professional.
{27633}{27725}Exactly how does one become|a professional, Blockhead?
May I?
{27756}{27852}In my homeland of Yemen|I studied with yogis, fakirs and swamis...
{27854}{27930}...learning the ancient arts|of body manipulation.
{27946}{27997}But most men know nothing of these arts.
{27999}{28093}Did you know that through|the Chinese practice of Tie Bu Shan...
{28095}{28171}...you can train your testicles|to draw up into your abdomen?
{28173}{28229}I'm doing that as we speak.
{28282}{28355}I saw him this morning by the river.|He was eating a fish.
{28357}{28438}He knows between-show snacks'll|ruin his appetite.
{28440}{28560}I could be mistaken.
Maybe it was another|bald, jigsaw-puzzle-tattooed naked guy.
{28562}{28620}Is this...
man also a body manipulator?
{28626}{28696}No.
In the classical sense,|the Conundrum's a geek.
{28698}{28763}- He eats live animals.|- He eats anything.
{28765}{28899}Live animals, dead animals, light bulbs,|corkscrews, battery cables, cranberries.
{28914}{29000}- Human flesh?|- Only the Conundrum can answer that.
{29002}{29106}But...
he doesn't answer questions.|He merely poses them.
{29108}{29196}When an audience partakes in|the Conundrum's human piranha act...
{29198}{29256}...they are left to ask themselves...
{29303}{29355}Why?
{29362}{29420}But where are my manners?
{29572}{29622}Thank you.
{30077}{30138}It's an old sleight of hand|my uncle taught me.
{30140}{30224}He was only an amateur magician,|but he was better than those two.
{30226}{30289}I'll go to the lab to test|the blood on the window...
{30291}{30348}...against the blood on Blockhead's nail.
{30350}{30416}Everybody's uncle's an amateur magician.
{31698}{31745}Welcome to my museum.
{31747}{31829}May I put to rest any questions|you may have conjured?
{31831}{31913}I was just reading about|the fascinating life of Chang and Eng...
{31915}{32002}...and, uh...
wondering|if their death was just as fascinating.
{32010}{32057}Oh, very much so.
{32059}{32135}On a cold January eve in 1874...
{32137}{32238}...Eng awoke to find his brother had|passed away during the course of the night.
{32240}{32335}A few hours later,|Eng himself departed from this world.
{32337}{32450}Now, these facts themselves may be|less than fascinating, but imagine.
{32452}{32539}Imagine being Eng, and lying there...
{32541}{32625}...knowing that essentially|half your body was now dead.
{32627}{32685}That the rest must inevitably follow.
{32687}{32763}And being able to do about it -|absolutely nothing.
{32817}{32941}At the autopsy it was officially concluded|that Chang died of a cerebral haemorrhage.
{32943}{33046}- What was the official cause of Eng's death?|- Fright.
{33127}{33208}Do you have any information|on blockhead or geek acts?
{33214}{33285}This is an historical collection|on human curiosities.
{33287}{33369}- Blockheads are skilled performers.|- Like magicians?
{33371}{33440}Like sword swallowers|who really do swallow swords.
{33451}{33554}And geeks are neither skilled nor curiosities.|They're merely unseemly.
{33561}{33652}- Not even attaining the level of gaffs.|- Gaffs?
{33724}{33812}Observe closely the dissimilarity|of the facial features.
{33814}{33876}Conjoined twins are always identical.
{33878}{33939}These gentlemen are phonies.
Gaffs.
{33961}{34011}Sort of like the Fiji Mermaid?
{34052}{34128}You're investigating|the Alligator Man's murder, yes?
{34132}{34223}I have something I believe|you might find of some interest.
{34316}{34397}What does this have to do with|the Glazebrook murders?
{34399}{34491}I've recently come into possession|of an authentic PT Barnum exhibit.
{34493}{34555}I don't show this display|to all my customers - {34557}{34647}only those with the intellectual|curiosity to appreciate it.
{34649}{34705}Barnum billed it as a great unknown.
{34743}{34798}I must first ask of you two favours.
{34800}{34858}Tell no soul what you witness in here.
{34876}{34977}- And the second favour?|- An additional donation of five dollars.
{36979}{37053}Does Agent Scully know|that you're under her crawlspace?
{37055}{37143}I was merely repairing|the plumbing on this unit.
{37145}{37241}I know what you're thinking, my friend,|but you are grossly mistaken.
{37243}{37364}Not being of so-called average height does|not mean I must get my thrills vicariously.
{37366}{37475}Not all women are attracted to|overly tall, lanky men such as yourself.
{37477}{37594}You'd be surprised how many women|find my size intriguingly alluring.
{37596}{37650}You'd be surprised how many men do, too.
{37759}{37794}Ach!
{38052}{38155}Oh, it's you.|Has Mr Nutt finished with the plumbing?
{38172}{38299}The blood samples matched but were both|O-positive.
They went for further analysis.
{38301}{38361}I ran a background check|on Doctor Blockhead.
{38363}{38437}His real name is Jeffrey Swaim|and he wasn't born in Yemen.
{38439}{38515}He was born in Milwaukee.|He does not hold a doctorate.
{38556}{38628}I ended up running a bit of|a background check myself.
{38640}{38685}- On who?|- On an orphan...
{38687}{38787}...discovered in the wild forests|of Albania in 1943.
{38789}{38851}"Although adept at catching his own food...
{38853}{38926}...he could not speak,|save for a few savage grunts."
{38942}{39068}"Brought to this country, he was exhibited in|a locked cage owing to his feral ferocity...
{39075}{39172}...where he would terrify onlookers|by devouring chunks of raw meat."
{39193}{39272}"For reasons I could not ascertain,|he ran away from the circus...
{39274}{39392}...and spent a number of years roaming about,|taking on a number of nondescriptjobs."
{39403}{39512}"Eventually he wound up in Gibsonton,|where he began a career in law enforcement...
{39514}{39601}...and has spent the past|four terms serving as sheriff."
{39603}{39656}You're talking about Sheriff Hamilton?
{39658}{39719}Before becoming Sheriff Hamilton...
{39723}{39812}...James Hamilton was|Jim-Jim the Dog-Faced Boy.
{41324}{41425}You know, Scully, hypertrichosis|does not connote lycanthropy.
{41427}{41498}- What are you implying?|- We're being discriminatory.
{41500}{41632}Just because a man was once overly hairy|why suspect him of aberrant behaviour?
{41634}{41712}- Like assuming guilt based on skin colour?|- Yeah.
{42219}{42277}May I ask what you're doing?
{42307}{42357}We're exhuming...
{42389}{42441}...your potato.
{42443}{42498}May I ask why?
{42593}{42716}It's been documented that many serial killers|possess a fascination with police work...
{42718}{42802}...some of them even holding|positions on their local force.
{42804}{42904}So, surveillance of investigation|team members is often utilised as a...
{42906}{42971}We found out you used to be|a dog-faced boy.
{43150}{43219}Boy, look how skinny I was back then.
{43239}{43295}- So, that is you?|- Oh, sure.
{43297}{43359}I spent the first half of my life as Jim-Jim.
{43361}{43416}One day I noticed a bald spot on my head...
{43418}{43500}...and realised I was losing my hair|and my career as well!
{43502}{43578}Eventually all the hair went -|on top of my head anyways.
{43580}{43685}The rest of my body's still pretty hairy,|which is why I never go to the beach.
{43692}{43758}That doesn't quite explain the potato.
{43760}{43829}I got, uh...
some warts on my hand.
{43847}{43905}That doesn't quite explain the potato.
{43907}{44031}To get rid of warts, you rub a sliced potato|on your hand and bury it under a full moon.
{44106}{44181}The investigation isn't|going too well, is it?
{45166}{45216}So tell me, Commodore.
{45218}{45319}Why are the weirdos the only ones|that pay their rent cheques in advance?
{45445}{45491}I warn you, you tattooed cretin!
{45493}{45623}I have a licensed firearm and I am more|than eager for an opportunity to use it.
{46436}{46495}I found him.
{46497}{46568}He's dead.
He's dead.
{46651}{46755}Lanny says all the doors and|windows were locked from the inside.
{46757}{46807}Scully, come here.
{46849}{46899}He was like a brother to me.
{46983}{47096}I don't know if a contortionist could get|through that doggy door, but look at this.
{47218}{47268}Lanny!
Lanny!
{47289}{47348}Take it easy.
You're gonna hurt yourself.
{47353}{47423}- So what?|- So you might hurt me in the process.
{47468}{47578}He gets this way sometimes.|I'll have to toss him in the drunk tank.
{47589}{47643}We'll take Jeffrey Swaim into custody.
{47645}{47693}Come on, Lanny.
Let's go.
{47695}{47753}You know, Mulder, for a while...
{47755}{47846}...I was beginning to suspect this case|involved something a bit more...
{47848}{47898}Freakish?
{47936}{47992}You shouldn't complain about banality...
{47994}{48072}...when your main suspect|is the Human Blockhead.
{48110}{48153}It's open!
{48176}{48241}Mr Swaim?
Federal agents.
We're here to...
{48265}{48353}It's a variation of|an American Indian sun dance ritual.
{48367}{48452}I suspend myself by these hooks...
{48481}{48575}...and the pain becomes|so unbearable, I leave my body.
{48588}{48681}If people knew the true price of spirituality,|there'd be more atheists.
{48683}{48777}We're taking you into custody|to question you about some murders.
{48796}{48851}I don't answer till I talk to my lawyer.
{48853}{48930}- Who's your lawyer?|- I represent myself.
{48932}{49001}If you're uncooperative,|I'll have to handcuff you.
{49003}{49061}What gives you fascists|the right to do that?
{49063}{49154}- Did I not say we're federal agents?|- Did I not say I'm an escape artist?
{49295}{49345}Mulder, are you okay?
{49389}{49445}It's more comfortable than a futon.
{49466}{49515}Hey!
Look what I caught.
{49517}{49545}Ouch!
{50407}{50457}What the hell...?
{50535}{50581}No!
{50583}{50635}Nooo!
{50637}{50697}Nooo!
{50812}{50920}This has all the makings of those mistaken-|identity miscarriage-of-justice things...
{50922}{50975}...that prove so popular on 60 Minutes.
{50989}{51097}- Is this yours?|- The Fifth Amendment says...
{51186}{51267}- What is that?|- It's Lanny in the drunk tank.
{51269}{51334}He'll be all right once he sleeps it off.
{51336}{51410}No, I don't think|he's gonna sleep this one off.
{51581}{51633}There's been another attack.
{51635}{51691}How could anyone have gotten in there?
{51693}{51754}No one got in.
But someone got out.
{51756}{51821}- What are you talking about?|- I'm not sure myself.
{51823}{51881}But we'll know more when we find Leonard.
{51883}{51980}- Leonard?|- Lanny's brother.
{52228}{52296}Oh, God, they extracted the twin.
{52298}{52364}No.
The twin extracted itself.
{52366}{52443}- But it's an appendage.|- Yeah.
Mulder...
{52445}{52578}This wound is identical to the other victim's -|with one exception.
He's not bleeding.
{52587}{52713}If you're trying to tell me his twin can crawl|out of his body, you're as drunk as he is.
{52729}{52817}You said it yourself, Sheriff:|it's what's inside that counts.
{52819}{52952}I suspect that Lanny has an internal anomaly|that allows his conjoining twin to disjoin.
{52960}{53021}But how?
How...
{53024}{53106}How could I turn him in|without turning myself in?
{53137}{53201}Lanny, why does he attack other people?
{53218}{53285}I don't think he knows he's harming anyone.
{53333}{53383}He is merely seeking...
{53403}{53453}...another brother.
{53528}{53591}Are you in pain, Lanny?
{53633}{53681}It hurts.
{53683}{53733}It hurts not to be wanted.
{53824}{53875}I don't know why he hates me so.
{53923}{54007}I've taken care of him for all of our lives.
{54089}{54151}Maybe that is the reason why.
{54172}{54248}How long can he survive|outside of your body?
{54250}{54300}Long enough...
{54329}{54424}...to understand that you cannot change|the way you were born.
{54533}{54586}Don't worry.
{54588}{54649}He'll come back.
{54651}{54701}He always does.
{54743}{54798}I'm still his only brother.
{54827}{54894}Sheriff, we're gonna need the paramedics.
{54956}{55042}Scully, you're the medical expert|and you say the twin can disengage.
{55044}{55108}But how mobile could such a thing be?
{55240}{55290}Too mobile.
{55417}{55475}So your twin can, uh...
{55497}{55536}And then...
{55578}{55608}What an act!
{55917}{55967}I'll cover the back.
{57448}{57508}Freeze!
{57727}{57778}The fun house.
{58970}{59020}I thought I heard a shot fired.
{59038}{59129}I think we'd better go outside|and catch this thing coming out.
{59518}{59568}It's the manager's dog.
{59581}{59631}The trailer park.
{60481}{60550}- Are you all right?|- Have you seen a...
uh...
{60552}{60604}Uh...
{60881}{60974}Check out the area behind that trailer|and let me know what you find.
{60976}{61007}All right.
{61009}{61068}You're sure it was the twin you saw here?
{61070}{61120}Maybe it was the Fiji Mermaid...
{61122}{61196}...and he jumped back in the river|and swam back to Fiji.
{61198}{61248}Now you know how I feel.
{61528}{61617}- You're takin' off?|- Are you kidding?
With that on the loose?
{61619}{61719}They've been searching for it all day.|It can't have survived for this long.
{61721}{61797}It'll probably try to crawl|back up into its brother.
{61799}{61913}No, his brother Lanny died last night.|I performed the autopsy on him this morning.
{61915}{61980}So I guess it's true|you can never go home again!
{61982}{62033}His body wounds were nonfatal.
{62052}{62122}He died as a result|of advanced cirrhosis of the liver.
{62124}{62217}Oh, there's a moral to this story!|"Lay off the booze."
{62246}{62324}Well, his body possesses|some anatomical discrepancies.
{62326}{62440}Offshoots of the oesophagus and trachea|that almost seem umbilical in nature.
I...
{62476}{62558}- I've never seen anything like it.|- And you never will again.
{62560}{62610}21st-century genetic engineering...
{62612}{62687}...will eradicate Siamese twins|and alligator people.
{62689}{62797}You'll even be hard-pressed to find|a slight overbite or a not-so-high cheekbone.
{62799}{62891}You see, I've seen the future|and the future looks...
just like him.
{62893}{62965}Imagine!
Living your whole life|looking like that.
{62972}{63081}That's why it's left to self-made freaks like|me and the Conundrum to remind people.
{63086}{63133}Remind people of what?
{63135}{63233}Nature abhors normality.
It can't go|very long without creating a mutant.
{63235}{63288}- Do you know why?|- No.
Why?
{63304}{63351}I don't either.
It's a mystery.
{63353}{63430}Maybe some mysteries|are never meant to be solved.
{63573}{63663}- What's the matter with your friend?|- I don't know what his problem is.
{63665}{63749}- Maybe it's the Florida heat.|- Hope it's nothing serious.
{63765}{63815}Probably somethin' I ate.
{64603}{64651}Visiontext Subtitles: Julie Clayton {64841}{64881}I made this!
{64946}{64996}ENGLISH SDH
He loves you.|- No, I don't.
{1750}{1816}- I'm glad you're back home, Dad.|- Not as glad as I am.
{1819}{1873}Did you see a lot of weird stuff this year?
{1874}{1983}Yep.
It was the weirdest show ever.
But your|mother thinks you're getting ready for bed.
{1984}{2086}If she finds you guys still in the pool,|she's gonna kill me.
So come on!
{2111}{2199}Quit your whinin'.|Come on, or there's no bedtime story.
{2200}{2248}Out you go.
That's it.
{2685}{2731}What the hell...?
{4344}{4425}- What happened?|- Nothing you can ascertain from that photo.
{4427}{4503}He suffered from ichthyosis,|a congenital skin disease...
{4505}{4587}...characterised by the shedding|of the epidermis as scales.
{4605}{4691}This shows the entry wound|of the undetermined weapon.
{4693}{4804}No other injuries were inflicted.|No organs were removed or cannibalised...
{4806}{4871}...and there's no signs|of sexual molestation.
{4873}{4967}That's 48 attacks over the last 28 years...
{4969}{5044}...occurring in every state|in the continental US almost...
{5046}{5109}...the first in Oregon, the last five in Florida.
{5111}{5212}Victims range from all different|age groups, races.
Both male and female.
{5214}{5312}The mutilations appear so motiveless|one would suspect a form of ritual...
{5314}{5363}...yet they adhere to no known cult.
{5371}{5471}A serial killer would normally escalate|the level of violence of his attacks...
{5473}{5540}...over such an extended period of time.
{5542}{5645}So what do you think, Scully?|What are your initial thoughts?
{5681}{5780}Imagine going through|your whole life looking like this.
{5991}{6084}The Lord is my shepherd;|I shall not want.
{6086}{6163}He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: {6165}{6244}he leadeth me beside the still waters.
{6246}{6296}He restoreth my soul: {6298}{6404}he leadeth me in the paths of|righteousness for his name's sake.
{6406}{6491}Yea, though I walk through|the valley of the shadow of death...
{6493}{6542}...I will fear no evil: {6544}{6596}for thou art with me; {6598}{6683}thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
{6698}{6799}Thou preparest a table before me|in the presence of mine enemies: {6808}{6868}thou anointest my head with oil; {6870}{6928}my cup runneth over.
{6930}{7022}Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me...
{7029}{7088}...all the days of my life: {7090}{7181}and I will dwell in|the house of the Lord forever.
{7195}{7300}We are gathered here today to mourn|the passing of Jerald Glazebrook...
{7314}{7447}...beloved husband, father,|friend and entertainer.
{7464}{7519}We mourn not only the passing...
{7521}{7629}...of a man who overcame|the obstacles of his earthly incarnation...
{7648}{7777}...but also the passing of the love|that dwelled within his all-too-human heart.
{7811}{7894}We mourn the passing of|the admiration and the respect...
{7903}{8014}...he instilled in all|of his professional colleagues.
{8044}{8117}We mourn the passing of|the laughter and the enjoyment...
{8119}{8195}...he brought each audience who saw him.
{8197}{8281}For although Jerry was|a world-renowned escape artist...
{8283}{8385}...there is one strongbox|from which none of us can escape.
{8518}{8565}Help me.
{8637}{8687}Put him down over there.
{9081}{9209}Not having known the deceased personally,|I'm in no position to perform a proper eulogy.
{9211}{9285}I'm sure he was a nice guy,|et cetera, et cetera.
{9287}{9353}But as an admirer of his work,|I am in a position...
{9355}{9421}...to perform an impromptu tribute|in his honour.
{9423}{9503}Namely, ramming this spike into my chest!
{9575}{9679}- Don't you have any respect?|- I think I hit my left ventricle!
{9681}{9731}Get back, fascists!
{9768}{9818}Get him outta here!
{9935}{9983}I can't wait for the wake.
{10008}{10091}On his VICAP form,|Jerald Glazebrook was listed as an "artist".
{10093}{10177}Jerry was an artist.|The best escape artist since Houdini.
{10179}{10304}He should've been headlining Vegas, but his|condition kept him on the sideshow circuit.
{10306}{10416}- I didn't realise that sideshows still existed.|- There are two or three still around.
{10418}{10522}I got the impression that Glazebrook|wasn't the only performer residing here.
{10531}{10624}The town was founded in the '20s|when some of Barnum & Bailey's troupes...
{10626}{10679}...came down in the winter off-seasons.
{10686}{10764}This town's history might help|explain our case's history.
{10766}{10843}A sideshow performer|would have toured much of the country.
{10845}{10945}And their isolation from society,|caused by their physical deformities...
{10947}{11020}...could have built up|pathological resentment...
{11022}{11060}Now, now, hold on a second.
{11060}{11079}Now, now, hold on a second.
{11081}{11152}Around here we refer to them|as "very special people".
{11155}{11249}They may be different on the outside,|but it's what's inside that counts.
{11251}{11282}And on the inside...|they're as normal as anybody.
{11282}{11331}And on the inside...|they're as normal as anybody.
{11362}{11407}Until arrest, many serial killers...
{11409}{11504}...are considered by their friends|and family to be quite normal.
{11506}{11593}If you regard them as normal,|you must consider the possibility...
{11595}{11668}...that they are capable|of committing these crimes.
{11670}{11754}It's been my experience|that other people have a harder time...
{11756}{11846}...accepting these people's deformities|than they do themselves.
{11848}{11910}Sheriff, uh...
what is this?
{11912}{12037}This design here.
It's copyrighted|by Hepcat Helm.
Is that a local artist?
{12042}{12132}A bit too local.
His workplace|is right behind my station house.
{12142}{12202}Do you think that we could meet Hepcat?
{12258}{12335}# Watch my eyes when you light them up {12337}{12390}# Listen to me whine like a heart shook up {12393}{12443}Hepcat.
{12454}{12480}Hepcat!
{12482}{12531}# I'm in a frenzy {12630}{12723}- Who are the rubes?|- These are FBI agents Scully and Mulder.
{12740}{12820}This is Hepcat Helm.|He operates a carnival fun house.
{12822}{12910}Oh, man!
How many times|have I told you not to call it that?
{12935}{13041}It's not some rinky-dink carny ride.|People go through it, they don't have fun.
{13043}{13135}They get the hell scared out of 'em.|It's not a fun house.
{13137}{13208}- It's a tabernacle of terror.|- It's a fun house.
{13216}{13281}I wanted to ask you about|this menu illustration.
{13283}{13409}I recognise most of the historical portraits|you've drawn here, but what's this here?
{13435}{13485}It's the Fiji Mermaid.
{13501}{13589}- Is that what that thing is?|- What's the Fiji Mermaid?
{13604}{13675}The Fiji Mermaid.
It's...
it's the Fiji Mermaid!
{13682}{13785}It's a bit of, uh...
humbug|Barnum pulled in the last century.
{13787}{13882}Barnum billed it as a real live mermaid|but when people went in to see it...
{13884}{13993}...all they saw was a real dead monkey|sewn onto the tail of a fish.
{13995}{14080}- A monkey?|- A mummified monkey.
{14082}{14183}It supposedly looked so bad,|he had to exhibit it as a "genuine fake".
{14185}{14256}But see?
That's why Barnum was a genius.
{14258}{14336}You never know where the truth ends|and the humbug begins.
{14341}{14448}He came right out and said this|Fiji Mermaid thing is just a bunch of BS.
{14456}{14580}That just made people wanna go and see it|even more.
So I mean...
who knows?
{14596}{14729}Maybe for box-office reasons Barnum|hawked it as a hoax, when in reality...
{14735}{14783}The Fiji Mermaid was a reality.
{14844}{14912}Sheriff, we're gonna need|a place to stay tonight.
{14914}{15010}There are lodgings right across the way,|but, uh...
what's all this about?
{15012}{15079}These tracks were found|at several past crime scenes.
{15081}{15130}They've defied identification...
{15132}{15224}...but one expert speculated|that they might be simian in nature.
{15226}{15311}You're not telling me these tracks|were made by the Fiji Mermaid?
{15313}{15393}Do you recall what Barnum|said about suckers?
{15802}{15872}Tell me, have you done much|circus work in your life?
{15874}{15998}And what makes you think I've ever spectated|a circus?
Much less been enslaved by one.
{16000}{16069}Many citizens here were circus hands|and I thought...
{16071}{16153}You thought that because|I am a person of short stature...
{16155}{16284}...that the only career I could procure for|myself would be one in the so-called big top.
{16296}{16417}You took one quick look at me and decided|that you could deduce my entire life.
{16423}{16552}Never would it have occurred to you|that a person of my height...
{16554}{16630}...could have possibly obtained a degree...
{16632}{16682}...in hotel management.
{16684}{16780}- I'm sorry.
I meant no offence.|- Well, then, why should I take offence?
{16791}{16891}Just because it's human nature|to make instantaneous judgments of others...
{16893}{16960}...based solely upon|their physical appearances?
{16962}{17023}I've done the same thing to you, for example.
{17025}{17084}I've taken in your all-American features...
{17086}{17176}...your dour demeanour,|your unimaginative necktie design...
{17183}{17253}...and concluded|that you work for the government.
{17257}{17313}An FBI agent.
{17339}{17387}But do you see the tragedy here?
{17389}{17501}I have mistakenly reduced you|to a stereotype, a caricature...
{17503}{17619}...instead of regarding you|as a specific, unique individual.
{17626}{17676}But I am an FBI agent.
{17836}{17892}Register here, please.
{17913}{17987}Tell me, have you done much|circus work in your life?
{17989}{18045}I was on the stage for most of my life.
{18068}{18118}I was a headliner.
{18120}{18190}Did it not bother you|to have people staring at you?
{18192}{18283}Best work I ever had.|All I had to do was stand there.
{18298}{18353}Occasionally I'd say...
{18355}{18452}..."Ladies and gentlemen,|I'd like you to meet my brother Leonard."
{18473}{18547}"Excuse him-he's a little shy."
{18549}{18621}Big laughs, I tell you.
Big laughs.
{18623}{18673}Why did you give it up?
{18675}{18754}Mr Nutt, the kind-hearted manager here...
{18756}{18930}...convinced me that to make a living by|displaying my deformity lacked dignity.
{18932}{18992}So now I carry other people's luggage.
{19037}{19097}I believe these are your trailers.
{19131}{19196}If they are not, then I am wrong.
{19258}{19282}Oh.
{19296}{19370}That's most considerate.|Thank you very much.
{19443}{19480}Goodnight.
{19482}{19546}Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
{19575}{19640}No.
No, that's not what I meant.
{19642}{19731}I didn't mean to imply we had bedbugs.
{19733}{19813}I meant to say don't let...
Don't let the...
{19818}{19862}The Fiji Mermaids bite.
{19864}{19957}Yes, that's right.
The Fiji Mermaids.|That's right.
{19992}{20041}That's...
That's exactly...
{20061}{20129}Mulder, what is this Fiji Mermaid business?
{20131}{20213}Every murder inquiry begins with|a list of possible suspects.
{20215}{20297}You should try not to be so exclusive, Scully.
{20299}{20428}As long as you try not to let the atmosphere|here distort your list all out of proportion.
{20434}{20476}# I'm in a frenzy {20537}{20565}# Frenzy {20610}{20681}# This love gushes from my heart {20688}{20744}# Like water from a spout {20771}{20842}# You build a flame from a tiny spark {20844}{20920}# You can really knock me out- Yeah!
{20928}{20992}# Ease my mind with your real cool line {20994}{21077}# Daddy, fill my soul with love divine {21082}{21149}# When you say you're mine oh mine {21151}{21195}# I'm in a frenzy {21669}{21719}What the hell...?
{24158}{24208}Uh...
ma'am?
{24210}{24260}The sheriff, he wants to see you.
{24535}{24595}There's been another murder.
{24639}{24741}There's some blood on the window|we should send to the lab.
{24767}{24862}- Why run a test on the victim's blood?|- No, not this window.
This window.
{24918}{25036}It seems to be the point of entry and there's|some blood on the outside of the window.
{25069}{25135}Why would there be blood before the attack?
{25137}{25225}Why didn't the attacker|just come through the open door?
{25256}{25327}For a person to crawl|in and out of these windows...
{25329}{25385}...they'd have to be a contortionist.
{25387}{25467}Or just plain crazy.
Or both.
{25754}{25853}While they're performing|the autopsy, I wanna go down to the...
{26350}{26466}How many people do you know that can get|out of a straitjacket in under three minutes?
{26468}{26527}Fortunately, none.
{26541}{26649}We caught your act at the funeral.|That was some trick with the railroad spike.
{26678}{26754}Doctor Blockhead does not perform tricks.
{26781}{26957}Doctor Blockhead performs astounding acts|of body manipulation and pain endurance.
{27046}{27164}You must be one of those rare individuals|whose nerve endings don't register pain.
{27242}{27300}You just keep tellin' yourself that.
{27337}{27410}Have you ever performed this...|act on anyone else?
{27426}{27534}Are you sick?
I tell audiences if they're|stupid enough to try this themselves...
{27536}{27627}...they'll end up with a slight lobotomy.|I am a professional.
{27633}{27725}Exactly how does one become|a professional, Blockhead?
May I?
{27756}{27852}In my homeland of Yemen|I studied with yogis, fakirs and swamis...
{27854}{27930}...learning the ancient arts|of body manipulation.
{27946}{27997}But most men know nothing of these arts.
{27999}{28093}Did you know that through|the Chinese practice of Tie Bu Shan...
{28095}{28171}...you can train your testicles|to draw up into your abdomen?
{28173}{28229}I'm doing that as we speak.
{28282}{28355}I saw him this morning by the river.|He was eating a fish.
{28357}{28438}He knows between-show snacks'll|ruin his appetite.
{28440}{28560}I could be mistaken.
Maybe it was another|bald, jigsaw-puzzle-tattooed naked guy.
{28562}{28620}Is this...
man also a body manipulator?
{28626}{28696}No.
In the classical sense,|the Conundrum's a geek.
{28698}{28763}- He eats live animals.|- He eats anything.
{28765}{28899}Live animals, dead animals, light bulbs,|corkscrews, battery cables, cranberries.
{28914}{29000}- Human flesh?|- Only the Conundrum can answer that.
{29002}{29106}But...
he doesn't answer questions.|He merely poses them.
{29108}{29196}When an audience partakes in|the Conundrum's human piranha act...
{29198}{29256}...they are left to ask themselves...
{29303}{29355}Why?
{29362}{29420}But where are my manners?
{29572}{29622}Thank you.
{30077}{30138}It's an old sleight of hand|my uncle taught me.
{30140}{30224}He was only an amateur magician,|but he was better than those two.
{30226}{30289}I'll go to the lab to test|the blood on the window...
{30291}{30348}...against the blood on Blockhead's nail.
{30350}{30416}Everybody's uncle's an amateur magician.
{31698}{31745}Welcome to my museum.
{31747}{31829}May I put to rest any questions|you may have conjured?
{31831}{31913}I was just reading about|the fascinating life of Chang and Eng...
{31915}{32002}...and, uh...
wondering|if their death was just as fascinating.
{32010}{32057}Oh, very much so.
{32059}{32135}On a cold January eve in 1874...
{32137}{32238}...Eng awoke to find his brother had|passed away during the course of the night.
{32240}{32335}A few hours later,|Eng himself departed from this world.
{32337}{32450}Now, these facts themselves may be|less than fascinating, but imagine.
{32452}{32539}Imagine being Eng, and lying there...
{32541}{32625}...knowing that essentially|half your body was now dead.
{32627}{32685}That the rest must inevitably follow.
{32687}{32763}And being able to do about it -|absolutely nothing.
{32817}{32941}At the autopsy it was officially concluded|that Chang died of a cerebral haemorrhage.
{32943}{33046}- What was the official cause of Eng's death?|- Fright.
{33127}{33208}Do you have any information|on blockhead or geek acts?
{33214}{33285}This is an historical collection|on human curiosities.
{33287}{33369}- Blockheads are skilled performers.|- Like magicians?
{33371}{33440}Like sword swallowers|who really do swallow swords.
{33451}{33554}And geeks are neither skilled nor curiosities.|They're merely unseemly.
{33561}{33652}- Not even attaining the level of gaffs.|- Gaffs?
{33724}{33812}Observe closely the dissimilarity|of the facial features.
{33814}{33876}Conjoined twins are always identical.
{33878}{33939}These gentlemen are phonies.
Gaffs.
{33961}{34011}Sort of like the Fiji Mermaid?
{34052}{34128}You're investigating|the Alligator Man's murder, yes?
{34132}{34223}I have something I believe|you might find of some interest.
{34316}{34397}What does this have to do with|the Glazebrook murders?
{34399}{34491}I've recently come into possession|of an authentic PT Barnum exhibit.
{34493}{34555}I don't show this display|to all my customers - {34557}{34647}only those with the intellectual|curiosity to appreciate it.
{34649}{34705}Barnum billed it as a great unknown.
{34743}{34798}I must first ask of you two favours.
{34800}{34858}Tell no soul what you witness in here.
{34876}{34977}- And the second favour?|- An additional donation of five dollars.
{36979}{37053}Does Agent Scully know|that you're under her crawlspace?
{37055}{37143}I was merely repairing|the plumbing on this unit.
{37145}{37241}I know what you're thinking, my friend,|but you are grossly mistaken.
{37243}{37364}Not being of so-called average height does|not mean I must get my thrills vicariously.
{37366}{37475}Not all women are attracted to|overly tall, lanky men such as yourself.
{37477}{37594}You'd be surprised how many women|find my size intriguingly alluring.
{37596}{37650}You'd be surprised how many men do, too.
{37759}{37794}Ach!
{38052}{38155}Oh, it's you.|Has Mr Nutt finished with the plumbing?
{38172}{38299}The blood samples matched but were both|O-positive.
They went for further analysis.
{38301}{38361}I ran a background check|on Doctor Blockhead.
{38363}{38437}His real name is Jeffrey Swaim|and he wasn't born in Yemen.
{38439}{38515}He was born in Milwaukee.|He does not hold a doctorate.
{38556}{38628}I ended up running a bit of|a background check myself.
{38640}{38685}- On who?|- On an orphan...
{38687}{38787}...discovered in the wild forests|of Albania in 1943.
{38789}{38851}"Although adept at catching his own food...
{38853}{38926}...he could not speak,|save for a few savage grunts."
{38942}{39068}"Brought to this country, he was exhibited in|a locked cage owing to his feral ferocity...
{39075}{39172}...where he would terrify onlookers|by devouring chunks of raw meat."
{39193}{39272}"For reasons I could not ascertain,|he ran away from the circus...
{39274}{39392}...and spent a number of years roaming about,|taking on a number of nondescriptjobs."
{39403}{39512}"Eventually he wound up in Gibsonton,|where he began a career in law enforcement...
{39514}{39601}...and has spent the past|four terms serving as sheriff."
{39603}{39656}You're talking about Sheriff Hamilton?
{39658}{39719}Before becoming Sheriff Hamilton...
{39723}{39812}...James Hamilton was|Jim-Jim the Dog-Faced Boy.
{41324}{41425}You know, Scully, hypertrichosis|does not connote lycanthropy.
{41427}{41498}- What are you implying?|- We're being discriminatory.
{41500}{41632}Just because a man was once overly hairy|why suspect him of aberrant behaviour?
{41634}{41712}- Like assuming guilt based on skin colour?|- Yeah.
{42219}{42277}May I ask what you're doing?
{42307}{42357}We're exhuming...
{42389}{42441}...your potato.
{42443}{42498}May I ask why?
{42593}{42716}It's been documented that many serial killers|possess a fascination with police work...
{42718}{42802}...some of them even holding|positions on their local force.
{42804}{42904}So, surveillance of investigation|team members is often utilised as a...
{42906}{42971}We found out you used to be|a dog-faced boy.
{43150}{43219}Boy, look how skinny I was back then.
{43239}{43295}- So, that is you?|- Oh, sure.
{43297}{43359}I spent the first half of my life as Jim-Jim.
{43361}{43416}One day I noticed a bald spot on my head...
{43418}{43500}...and realised I was losing my hair|and my career as well!
{43502}{43578}Eventually all the hair went -|on top of my head anyways.
{43580}{43685}The rest of my body's still pretty hairy,|which is why I never go to the beach.
{43692}{43758}That doesn't quite explain the potato.
{43760}{43829}I got, uh...
some warts on my hand.
{43847}{43905}That doesn't quite explain the potato.
{43907}{44031}To get rid of warts, you rub a sliced potato|on your hand and bury it under a full moon.
{44106}{44181}The investigation isn't|going too well, is it?
{45166}{45216}So tell me, Commodore.
{45218}{45319}Why are the weirdos the only ones|that pay their rent cheques in advance?
{45445}{45491}I warn you, you tattooed cretin!
{45493}{45623}I have a licensed firearm and I am more|than eager for an opportunity to use it.
{46436}{46495}I found him.
{46497}{46568}He's dead.
He's dead.
{46651}{46755}Lanny says all the doors and|windows were locked from the inside.
{46757}{46807}Scully, come here.
{46849}{46899}He was like a brother to me.
{46983}{47096}I don't know if a contortionist could get|through that doggy door, but look at this.
{47218}{47268}Lanny!
Lanny!
{47289}{47348}Take it easy.
You're gonna hurt yourself.
{47353}{47423}- So what?|- So you might hurt me in the process.
{47468}{47578}He gets this way sometimes.|I'll have to toss him in the drunk tank.
{47589}{47643}We'll take Jeffrey Swaim into custody.
{47645}{47693}Come on, Lanny.
Let's go.
{47695}{47753}You know, Mulder, for a while...
{47755}{47846}...I was beginning to suspect this case|involved something a bit more...
{47848}{47898}Freakish?
{47936}{47992}You shouldn't complain about banality...
{47994}{48072}...when your main suspect|is the Human Blockhead.
{48110}{48153}It's open!
{48176}{48241}Mr Swaim?
Federal agents.
We're here to...
{48265}{48353}It's a variation of|an American Indian sun dance ritual.
{48367}{48452}I suspend myself by these hooks...
{48481}{48575}...and the pain becomes|so unbearable, I leave my body.
{48588}{48681}If people knew the true price of spirituality,|there'd be more atheists.
{48683}{48777}We're taking you into custody|to question you about some murders.
{48796}{48851}I don't answer till I talk to my lawyer.
{48853}{48930}- Who's your lawyer?|- I represent myself.
{48932}{49001}If you're uncooperative,|I'll have to handcuff you.
{49003}{49061}What gives you fascists|the right to do that?
{49063}{49154}- Did I not say we're federal agents?|- Did I not say I'm an escape artist?
{49295}{49345}Mulder, are you okay?
{49389}{49445}It's more comfortable than a futon.
{49466}{49515}Hey!
Look what I caught.
{49517}{49545}Ouch!
{50407}{50457}What the hell...?
{50535}{50581}No!
{50583}{50635}Nooo!
{50637}{50697}Nooo!
{50812}{50920}This has all the makings of those mistaken-|identity miscarriage-of-justice things...
{50922}{50975}...that prove so popular on 60 Minutes.
{50989}{51097}- Is this yours?|- The Fifth Amendment says...
{51186}{51267}- What is that?|- It's Lanny in the drunk tank.
{51269}{51334}He'll be all right once he sleeps it off.
{51336}{51410}No, I don't think|he's gonna sleep this one off.
{51581}{51633}There's been another attack.
{51635}{51691}How could anyone have gotten in there?
{51693}{51754}No one got in.
But someone got out.
{51756}{51821}- What are you talking about?|- I'm not sure myself.
{51823}{51881}But we'll know more when we find Leonard.
{51883}{51980}- Leonard?|- Lanny's brother.
{52228}{52296}Oh, God, they extracted the twin.
{52298}{52364}No.
The twin extracted itself.
{52366}{52443}- But it's an appendage.|- Yeah.
Mulder...
{52445}{52578}This wound is identical to the other victim's -|with one exception.
He's not bleeding.
{52587}{52713}If you're trying to tell me his twin can crawl|out of his body, you're as drunk as he is.
{52729}{52817}You said it yourself, Sheriff:|it's what's inside that counts.
{52819}{52952}I suspect that Lanny has an internal anomaly|that allows his conjoining twin to disjoin.
{52960}{53021}But how?
How...
{53024}{53106}How could I turn him in|without turning myself in?
{53137}{53201}Lanny, why does he attack other people?
{53218}{53285}I don't think he knows he's harming anyone.
{53333}{53383}He is merely seeking...
{53403}{53453}...another brother.
{53528}{53591}Are you in pain, Lanny?
{53633}{53681}It hurts.
{53683}{53733}It hurts not to be wanted.
{53824}{53875}I don't know why he hates me so.
{53923}{54007}I've taken care of him for all of our lives.
{54089}{54151}Maybe that is the reason why.
{54172}{54248}How long can he survive|outside of your body?
{54250}{54300}Long enough...
{54329}{54424}...to understand that you cannot change|the way you were born.
{54533}{54586}Don't worry.
{54588}{54649}He'll come back.
{54651}{54701}He always does.
{54743}{54798}I'm still his only brother.
{54827}{54894}Sheriff, we're gonna need the paramedics.
{54956}{55042}Scully, you're the medical expert|and you say the twin can disengage.
{55044}{55108}But how mobile could such a thing be?
{55240}{55290}Too mobile.
{55417}{55475}So your twin can, uh...
{55497}{55536}And then...
{55578}{55608}What an act!
{55917}{55967}I'll cover the back.
{57448}{57508}Freeze!
{57727}{57778}The fun house.
{58970}{59020}I thought I heard a shot fired.
{59038}{59129}I think we'd better go outside|and catch this thing coming out.
{59518}{59568}It's the manager's dog.
{59581}{59631}The trailer park.
{60481}{60550}- Are you all right?|- Have you seen a...
uh...
{60552}{60604}Uh...
{60881}{60974}Check out the area behind that trailer|and let me know what you find.
{60976}{61007}All right.
{61009}{61068}You're sure it was the twin you saw here?
{61070}{61120}Maybe it was the Fiji Mermaid...
{61122}{61196}...and he jumped back in the river|and swam back to Fiji.
{61198}{61248}Now you know how I feel.
{61528}{61617}- You're takin' off?|- Are you kidding?
With that on the loose?
{61619}{61719}They've been searching for it all day.|It can't have survived for this long.
{61721}{61797}It'll probably try to crawl|back up into its brother.
{61799}{61913}No, his brother Lanny died last night.|I performed the autopsy on him this morning.
{61915}{61980}So I guess it's true|you can never go home again!
{61982}{62033}His body wounds were nonfatal.
{62052}{62122}He died as a result|of advanced cirrhosis of the liver.
{62124}{62217}Oh, there's a moral to this story!|"Lay off the booze."
{62246}{62324}Well, his body possesses|some anatomical discrepancies.
{62326}{62440}Offshoots of the oesophagus and trachea|that almost seem umbilical in nature.
I...
{62476}{62558}- I've never seen anything like it.|- And you never will again.
{62560}{62610}21st-century genetic engineering...
{62612}{62687}...will eradicate Siamese twins|and alligator people.
{62689}{62797}You'll even be hard-pressed to find|a slight overbite or a not-so-high cheekbone.
{62799}{62891}You see, I've seen the future|and the future looks...
just like him.
{62893}{62965}Imagine!
Living your whole life|looking like that.
{62972}{63081}That's why it's left to self-made freaks like|me and the Conundrum to remind people.
{63086}{63133}Remind people of what?
{63135}{63233}Nature abhors normality.
It can't go|very long without creating a mutant.
{63235}{63288}- Do you know why?|- No.
Why?
{63304}{63351}I don't either.
It's a mystery.
{63353}{63430}Maybe some mysteries|are never meant to be solved.
{63573}{63663}- What's the matter with your friend?|- I don't know what his problem is.
{63665}{63749}- Maybe it's the Florida heat.|- Hope it's nothing serious.
{63765}{63815}Probably somethin' I ate.
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