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Émission TV: Rescue Me - 4x9

Previously on rescue me... 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,170 lou: What the hell's this knucklehead doin'? 3 00:00:05,170 --> 00:00:05,960 Frankie,whoa. 4 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,430 Frankie,whoa. 5 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:09,870 Jesus christ. 6 00:00:09,870 --> 00:00:10,650 [Crash] Ohh. 7 00:00:10,650 --> 00:00:11,550 Jesus christ. 8 00:00:11,550 --> 00:00:12,380 You guys all right? 9 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:12,980 Yeah. 10 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:14,430 Seat belt,dipshit? 11 00:00:14,430 --> 00:00:16,330 Lou: All right,let's get to work. 12 00:00:16,330 --> 00:00:18,040 Can't believe there weren't any casualties. 13 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:19,400 I wouldn't go that far. 14 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,730 Dispatch,engine 62's been involved in a minor collision with a volkswagen. 15 00:00:22,730 --> 00:00:24,400 Sheila gave us half a million bucks,ok? 16 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,240 Need to-- What? 17 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:26,420 Watch it.500 grand. 18 00:00:26,420 --> 00:00:28,570 That's how much it costs for the 2 kids to--ow! 19 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:29,840 Go to school. 20 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,060 You never wanted that baby. 21 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:32,740 Tommy,you-- Don't you put it back on me! 22 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:34,430 You stole my baby! 23 00:00:34,430 --> 00:00:37,360 You're so beautiful. 24 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,780 I just love you so much. 25 00:00:41,570 --> 00:00:42,620 Let's go in your bedroom,baby. 26 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:43,310 Well,ok. 27 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:44,710 Can you just do one little thing for me? 28 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:45,760 Yes,baby.Anything. 29 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,620 Ok,well,just call your fiancee. 30 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:50,330 Tell her we're about to have sex,you won't be home till tomorrow. 31 00:00:50,330 --> 00:00:52,290 And maybe mention the little thing about,you know, 32 00:00:52,290 --> 00:00:54,030 that marriage isn't your thing. 33 00:00:54,350 --> 00:00:56,570 You're jokin',right? 34 00:00:56,570 --> 00:00:59,420 Feel like a putz,but,uh, 35 00:00:59,420 --> 00:01:01,130 what the hell? 36 00:01:01,130 --> 00:01:03,610 I have a daughter named beth. 37 00:01:03,610 --> 00:01:07,300 Do me a favor,would you,please,and take her out,hmm? 38 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,680 H-hello? 39 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,340 Oh,it's my psychiatrist.Just be a second. 40 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:11,070 Hi. 41 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:13,500 No,I'm on a date. 42 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:16,510 Um,he's a firefighter. 43 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:25,520 Well,that was rude. 44 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,320 I'm really tired of being married to an alcoholic,ok? 45 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,180 You need help. 46 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:30,080 You're a drunk. 47 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:33,260 And you're an idiot,but I don't rake you over the coals for it. 48 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,630 But my being an idiot is not a choice. 49 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:37,420 And neither is my being a drunk. 50 00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:41,720 You need to make a decision,theodore,right now. 51 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,820 It's either me or the booze. 52 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:49,350 You decide right this very instant. 53 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:53,300 Theodore! 54 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,630 [Telephone rings] Got a big mouth,man. 55 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:57,780 Get your weight off. 56 00:01:57,780 --> 00:01:58,780 Hang on. 57 00:01:58,780 --> 00:01:59,840 "Get your weight off. 58 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:00,730 " 62 truck. 59 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:01,830 Hey,it's me. 60 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:02,630 Me who? 61 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:03,530 Mike. 62 00:02:03,530 --> 00:02:04,470 Oh,hey,man. 63 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:05,790 How's it going?How's the foot? 64 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:07,020 You mean the knee? 65 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:07,790 Yeah,the knee. 66 00:02:07,790 --> 00:02:08,810 How is it? 67 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:11,100 Uh,it's not so good. 68 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:14,380 [Guys cheer] Doc says I gotta stay off it a while longer. 69 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,180 Hey,sounds loud back there. 70 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,790 What's all the ruckus about? 71 00:02:19,790 --> 00:02:22,090 Aw,you know.We're just horsin' around,playin' some cards. 72 00:02:22,090 --> 00:02:22,900 Oh,cool. 73 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:26,320 Um,you--you wanna come,uh--come by after the shift 74 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,890 a-and watch a movie or somethin',bro? 75 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:29,850 I got cannonball run,special edition. 76 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:30,880 Uh,no. 77 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,080 You know,I got some stuff I gotta take care of,some personal stuff. 78 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,490 Oh.Ok.Um... 79 00:02:34,490 --> 00:02:35,260 All right,man? 80 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:36,260 Is frank around? 81 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:37,480 Uh,yeah.Hang on.Let me get him. 82 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:38,640 Frank.It's mikey. 83 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:39,440 Hurry back,man. 84 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,190 See you later,dude. 85 00:02:42,690 --> 00:02:44,520 Hey,yo,mikey,what's up? 86 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,790 You wanna come by,maybe,later and watch a movie or somethin',bro? 87 00:02:47,790 --> 00:02:48,400 Nah. 88 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:49,130 No can do. 89 00:02:49,130 --> 00:02:50,990 Me and shawn are gonna hit the gym,bro. 90 00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:52,040 Hey,look,probie,I gotta go. 91 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,440 Looks like black shawn's goin' all in. 92 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,360 I'll talk to you later,man.Peace. 93 00:02:57,850 --> 00:03:00,120 Probie? 94 00:03:06,650 --> 00:03:07,610 [Cellp [Cellphone ring tone] Yeah. 95 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:12,390 Hey,it's,uh-- it's the fireman from-- from the other night. 96 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:13,110 Oh. 97 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,060 Hey.How you--how you doin'? 98 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:16,060 Hey. 99 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:17,840 I'm doin' pretty good. 100 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,710 I'm great,actually. 101 00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:21,840 That was pretty amazing what you did the other night. 102 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:26,140 Oh,well,you know,fireman,so you know. 103 00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:30,510 You know,we see smoke,we smell smoke,you know,it's,uh,what we do. 104 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:33,640 You know,this card you gave me doesn't have a name on it. 105 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:35,670 Yeah,but there's an address,right? 106 00:03:35,670 --> 00:03:37,510 Well--well,yeah. 107 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:38,840 So,why don't you just come over? 108 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:39,670 Oh,ok. 109 00:03:39,670 --> 00:03:41,640 Well,you-- you wanna grab a drink or somethin','cause-- 110 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,530 No. 111 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:43,960 Oh.So you wanna get dinner. 112 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,610 I'm starvin',so that would be,uh-- 113 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:47,110 Nope.Just ate. 114 00:03:47,110 --> 00:03:48,500 Just come on over. 115 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,130 Come--come on over? 116 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,760 Get over here right now. 117 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:52,820 All right. 118 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:55,640 Well,should i bring somethin' or-- 119 00:03:56,060 --> 00:03:57,520 hello? 120 00:03:58,220 --> 00:04:00,570 Jesus. 121 00:04:00,780 --> 00:04:01,640 Wow. 122 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:02,390 Hey. 123 00:04:02,390 --> 00:04:04,100 That was pretty goddamn fast. 124 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:05,350 Yeah.Well,you know,you said-- 125 00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:06,690 It's ok.Come on in.Be right back. 126 00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:08,000 Huh? 127 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,690 Come right in. 128 00:04:08,690 --> 00:04:10,240 I'll be right back. 129 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,120 Wow. 130 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,450 This is,uh,pretty... 131 00:04:13,450 --> 00:04:15,180 wild. 132 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:18,250 Um,uh,all right. 133 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:21,310 So,uh,I like the bean bag. 134 00:04:21,310 --> 00:04:22,140 That's cool. 135 00:04:22,140 --> 00:04:24,610 I never saw a leopard one before. 136 00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:25,230 Yep. 137 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:26,780 Yeah. 138 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:29,990 Wow,it's--jeez. 139 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:34,830 Yeah.I,uh--it's not- 140 00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:39,270 -uhh--real leopard skin,right? 141 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:44,970 [Clears throat] Oh,hey. 142 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:45,830 Hey. 143 00:04:45,830 --> 00:04:47,820 I was just sittin'-- 144 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:49,420 hey. 145 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,250 Oh,wow. 146 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:54,610 You don't think I'm being too forward,do you? 147 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:57,040 No,I'd have to be insane to think that. 148 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:57,960 And you want me,don't you? 149 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,750 Yeah,yeah. 150 00:05:00,270 --> 00:05:00,960 Come on. 151 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,890 Ok. 152 00:05:03,090 --> 00:05:03,940 Cool. 153 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:04,780 You're a fireman,aren't you? 154 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:05,900 -Yeah. -Sexy. 155 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:06,530 Yeah,yeah. 156 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:07,330 Handsome. 157 00:05:07,330 --> 00:05:08,660 Come on,let's go.Ok,ok. 158 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:09,680 All right.You ready? 159 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,060 Ok. 160 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,770 Oh,that's goo--oh,yeah. 161 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:13,690 Ok. 162 00:05:13,690 --> 00:05:15,230 Oh,yeah. 163 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:15,850 Oh,god. 164 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:16,500 -Come on! -Ok. 165 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,600 -Come on. -ok 166 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,850 Yeah. 167 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,010 Yeah. 168 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:23,260 Oh,yeah!That's good! 169 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:24,250 -Faster!Faster! -Hang on. 170 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:25,000 Oh,yeah. 171 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,080 -Faster! -Ok. 172 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:26,820 Faster! 173 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:27,790 Yeah,that's very good. 174 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:28,990 Ok.Yeah. 175 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:29,790 Oh!Yeah! 176 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,400 Oh! 177 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,330 God! 178 00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:39,950 Ohh,g-- oh,jesus. 179 00:05:39,950 --> 00:05:40,950 Oh,my god. 180 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:41,800 Oh,yeah. 181 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,400 Here I come. 182 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,690 Oh,yeah! 183 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:44,850 Jesus christ. 184 00:05:44,850 --> 00:05:46,930 Oh,shit! 185 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,640 Don't touch me! 186 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,470 God! 187 00:05:50,470 --> 00:05:51,700 You can't touch me. 188 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:53,160 My god. 189 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,770 I'm like a tuning fork after i come. 190 00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:57,730 I--you can't touch me for,like,an hour. 191 00:05:57,730 --> 00:05:59,030 Oh,jesus christ. 192 00:05:59,030 --> 00:06:00,480 Oh,god. 193 00:06:04,170 --> 00:06:05,740 [Panting] Yeah. 194 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:11,430 [Panting] Do--do you want me to-- 195 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:13,860 do you want me to ho-hold you or some-- 196 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,720 Just shh. 197 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,390 Enjoy the moment. 198 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:19,690 Ok.Ok. 199 00:06:24,770 --> 00:06:26,520 [Panting] You want a sandwich? 200 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,550 Uh,yeah. 201 00:06:29,550 --> 00:06:30,200 Yeah. 202 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,310 Sandwich is A... 203 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:32,430 Hungry? 204 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:35,280 You said you was hungry,so... 205 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,030 Yea Yeah. 206 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:40,030 Just down the street to the left,go to vinny'S. 207 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,530 Great subs. 208 00:06:41,530 --> 00:06:43,760 Then come back in,like,you know,an hour. 209 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,860 You come back in a half an hour,maybe i could blow you, 210 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:47,320 but nothing more than that. 211 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,980 I swear to god,I can't be touched for,like,an hour,sometimes 2. 212 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:53,800 Uh,do--do you want anything? 213 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,300 I need a fresca. 214 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,510 Yeah. 215 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:57,860 Ok. 216 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:11,090 uh,my name's,uh,tom,by the way. 217 00:07:11,090 --> 00:07:11,940 Hey,tom. 218 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:13,770 Hey. 219 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,750 Ok. 220 00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:21,100 Oh,my god. 221 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:28,930 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 222 00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:34,160 Rescue Me Season 4 Episode 09 223 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:40,170 Sync: YTET-�l�lޘ -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- 224 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,820 All right So we're all here 225 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:19,260 because we love teddy and maggie and we want them to get healthy again. 226 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:22,510 Maybe that's why some of us are here. 227 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:25,260 And we know they can't get healthy until they realize that 228 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:27,780 they have a problem and get proactive about it, 229 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:29,660 which tommy and I can attest to. 230 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:30,300 True. 231 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,430 Yeah,look at tommy. 232 00:08:31,430 --> 00:08:33,650 He's as healthy as a horse,you know. 233 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,930 What--what's that supposed to mean? 234 00:08:35,930 --> 00:08:38,260 What do you think that's supposed to mean? 235 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:39,840 Oh,jesus,tom,it was a compliment. 236 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,830 Oh,yeah.That was a compliment?Ok. 237 00:08:41,830 --> 00:08:43,510 Why don't you say somethin' like most people,like,"hey,you look good"? 238 00:08:43,510 --> 00:08:45,340 You know,you try to say something nice to somebody, 239 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:46,970 and what -- Why didn't you say I look good or whatever. 240 00:08:46,970 --> 00:08:48,230 I mean,you're bringing animals into this. 241 00:08:48,230 --> 00:08:49,980 -Guys,guys,please,please. -He started it. 242 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:51,920 Give it a rest. 243 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,460 As I was saying,I've been a part of a lot of interventions,ok? 244 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:56,620 They're never easy. 245 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:59,160 Some people get extremely defensive and even violent 246 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,920 when they're faced with the reality that is their addiction. 247 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,450 But I just want you to remember one thing. 248 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,430 It's for their own good. 249 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:08,310 So,everybody bring their letter? 250 00:09:08,950 --> 00:09:11,340 Yes.I just... 251 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:18,520 Jesus,garrity. 252 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,850 What?I got a lot to say. 253 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,370 Obviously. 254 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:22,520 Ok. 255 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,530 Now--oh,tom. 256 00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:27,790 I got it all up here. 257 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,380 All right,uh,guys. 258 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:31,960 I'm gonna go pick up maggie,and eddie's gonna grab teddy. 259 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,640 Try and kill 2 birds with one stone,all right? 260 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,650 More like a badger and a rhinoceros. 261 00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:36,610 Hey,whoa. 262 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,550 Don't be callin' my wife a badger,all right? 263 00:09:38,550 --> 00:09:40,950 You're assuming she's the badger. 264 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:49,560 I wanna see this backpack on your little back. 265 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,230 'Cause you're too cute? 266 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:53,840 'Cause you're too cute. 267 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,750 And,oh. 268 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:58,950 Oh,we got this that'd be a 2. 269 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,940 Yeah.Ok. 270 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:14,380 They're here. 271 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,220 Yeah,I'm gonna go. 272 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:16,050 Sit down! 273 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,610 Yeah.Good idea. 274 00:10:17,610 --> 00:10:19,330 You all right? 275 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:21,280 You just haven't said much. 276 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:22,720 [Faint] I'm saving my voice. 277 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,310 Gotcha.Gotcha. 278 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:26,190 All right,guys. 279 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,210 [Knock on door] [Sean clears throat] Hey. 280 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:30,230 So come on in. 281 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,720 Come on. 282 00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:33,660 Hey,mags. 283 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:36,150 Ok,who died? 284 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,170 Dad's here,so I'm guessin' it's teddy. 285 00:10:39,170 --> 00:10:41,920 Uh,teddy's fine,mags. 286 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:46,250 We're,uh--we're all here to talk about your problem. 287 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:48,590 My problem? 288 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:50,560 Which one? 289 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:52,550 The drinking. 290 00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:58,260 [Sighs] This is gonna be really fun. 291 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:03,070 Mags,why don't you,uh,take a seat here next to your husband, 292 00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:05,030 and we'll get started. 293 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:13,150 Here. 294 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,090 [Clears throat] Sorry,pal. 295 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:21,800 Maggie, 296 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:25,490 we just want you to know that everybody is in this room 297 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:29,690 because we love you,and we feel that you're slipping away. 298 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,430 Mm-hmm. 299 00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:33,470 And so,you know,if you just take a moment, 300 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:35,540 we've all written down a couple things, 301 00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:39,510 and we'd like you to just listen with an open mind to some of-- 302 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:40,970 Hey,wait a minute.Wait a minute. 303 00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:46,330 Is this one of those,uh--those intervention thingies? 304 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,140 Yeah. 305 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,650 I'll do it. 306 00:11:54,770 --> 00:11:55,550 [Laughs] You'll do it? 307 00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:56,510 Yeah. 308 00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:58,560 I'm tired of this shit. 309 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:01,590 Wakin' up god knows where with god knows who, 310 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,750 havin' done god knows what, 311 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,990 feelin' like an atomic bomb went off inside my skull. 312 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:08,770 I'm finished. 313 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,770 Box me up and ship me to rehab. 314 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:13,770 Ok,you know? 315 00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:15,620 We got you set up at an outpatient facility. 316 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,620 They have counseling there. 317 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:17,980 You can-- -I'm sorry.I'm sorry. 318 00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:19,110 This-- that's it? 319 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:19,910 She's just gonna-- 320 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:21,540 Well,she said she was gonna do it. 321 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,590 I mean,I'm really proud of you,mags. 322 00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:23,660 That's really incredible. 323 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,120 Excuse me.I have a sta-- 324 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,700 -What? -I have a stack of notebooks here. 325 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:28,490 I'd like to-- to say my piece. 326 00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:29,840 I'm with the kid. 327 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,560 I got grievances to air. 328 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,410 Oh,blow it out of your ass,old man. 329 00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:35,590 I am not gonna give you the satisfaction. 330 00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:36,360 Ok. 331 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,260 You know what?She's not taking this seriously. 332 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:40,170 She's gonna climb up onto a bar stool 5 minutes after she walks out that door. 333 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,550 I'm not gonna take this seriously? 334 00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:43,160 Oh,I beg to differ. 335 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,830 Watch this,sean. 336 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,340 [Cellphone rings] Yeah. 337 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:48,290 Ok. 338 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:49,290 All right. 339 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,110 That's them. 340 00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:52,130 The rhinoceros has landed. 341 00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:57,190 Hey,guys. 342 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:57,840 Hey. 343 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,300 Hey,everybody.Look who's here. 344 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,460 Hey,teddy. 345 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:01,700 Hey. 346 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:02,570 How you all doin'? 347 00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:03,190 Good. 348 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:05,960 Hey,uh,where's the barbecue? 349 00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:10,990 Are you nuts? 350 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:14,640 I am very disappointed in you,young lady,very disappointed. 351 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,730 This was my intervention. 352 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:17,990 Oh,I'm sorry. 353 00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:19,760 But I love the show. 354 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:24,080 What's goin' on? 355 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:30,220 Teddy,we just want you to know that everybody is in this room 356 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:31,260 because we love you. 357 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:33,290 We do. 358 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:37,020 We And we just--we just want to say a couple things to you. 359 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:39,550 There's no reason to get angry about anything. 360 00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:40,600 No,no,no. 361 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,200 Because-- We wrote letters. 362 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,380 Letters.We have letters. 363 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:44,390 And notes. 364 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,530 Small.Short. 365 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:47,790 And we just want you to keep an open mind. 366 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:50,770 Oh,for christ's sakes! 367 00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:52,860 This is it? 368 00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:54,670 Get out of my way,you goddamn pussies. 369 00:13:54,670 --> 00:14:00,540 Look,you,everybody's in this room because you are acting like a raging asshole, 370 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,220 and you're pissing us off. 371 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:08,250 You are 57 ye theodore, 372 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,710 and still you behave like a goddamn child. 373 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:15,070 You take zero responsibility for all the shit you pull to feed your habit. 374 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:17,350 We are sick of it. 375 00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:21,620 You grow up,or you're gonna lose everybody in this room, 376 00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,680 and you're gonna wind up drinkin' yourself to death. 377 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,690 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 378 00:14:26,690 --> 00:14:28,310 Huh? 379 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:30,870 I'm good. 380 00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:36,500 So,what are you people tryin' to say? 381 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,530 You gotta get off the sauce,teddy. 382 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,730 You gotta quit drinkin'. 383 00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:43,700 This is comin' from you? 384 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,070 Look at this place. 385 00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,680 Look at your life. 386 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,540 Does being sober make your life any easier? 387 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,880 Not really,but-- 388 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,630 Well,there you go. 389 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:52,950 Hey.Hey. 390 00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:54,950 It's a process,ok? 391 00:14:54,950 --> 00:14:57,060 It's a--you know,one day at a time type of thing. 392 00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,120 You do one day at a time,then 2 days, 393 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,850 and turn days into weeks and then weeks into months, 394 00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:07,800 and gradually,slowly,it goes from bein' shitty to bein' good to eventually bein', 395 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,280 uh,great. 396 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,800 Right? 397 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,510 Right.Great. 398 00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:14,460 So what do you say,teddy? 399 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,070 You gonna get some help? 400 00:15:16,070 --> 00:15:17,550 Uh,no. 401 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,070 Aw,goddamn it! 402 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,610 Teddy. 403 00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:21,330 Teddy. 404 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,330 No. 405 00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:23,240 No,no,no,no. 406 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,560 Hey,hey,hey,hey. 407 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,750 Hey,listen to me. 408 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,880 She's right. 409 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,880 You leave now,you go out that door,that's it. 410 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:29,770 Ah-ah! 411 00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:32,820 Cousins,family,nobody calls you back,ok? 412 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:34,910 Even if you need help and you call us,we're not callin' you back. 413 00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:36,310 You're done. 414 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,310 [Shudders] Shit! 415 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:39,320 Can't go back to rehab. 416 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,370 It doesn't work for me! 417 00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,290 Good.Then let us help you,teddy. 418 00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:43,770 God.We love you! 419 00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:44,450 Hey-- -What? 420 00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:46,580 Everything's a negotiation,right? 421 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:49,800 Teddy doesn't want to go to rehab,but he does want to get better. 422 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,320 I guess. 423 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,930 Mick,you start takin' him to meetings? 424 00:15:52,930 --> 00:15:53,840 Yeah,sure. 425 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,710 I mean,shit,we got enough drunks in this room 426 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:59,830 to start our own meetings. 427 00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:05,290 That's not a bad idea. 428 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,530 There's no reason we can'T.I mean... 429 00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:08,460 No?Right? 430 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:09,290 Sure. 431 00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:10,560 I'm not a drunk. 432 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,570 Yeah,ok. 433 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,100 We could do it monday,wednesday. 434 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,470 Except I'm not a drunk. 435 00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:17,800 This from a guy who drank a bottle of brandy 436 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,320 and drove his car into a laundromat. 437 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,800 Yeah,that was 3 years ago,and it was snowing. 438 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,050 Yeah,ok.It was the weather. 439 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:24,910 Yeah.How 'bout this? 440 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:26,090 Get your hands out of my-- Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah. 441 00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:26,780 Ok? 442 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:29,030 Exhibit "a," folks. 443 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,240 All right,I nip,all right?I nip. 444 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,490 He nips. 445 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:35,020 But only after 3:00. 446 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,180 Let's take a vote on it,all right? 447 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:38,070 All those in favor of having a family A. 448 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:39,570 Meeting 3 times a week say,"aye. 449 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:40,800 " All: Aye. 450 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,510 All those opposed. 451 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,010 Teddy: Nay. 452 00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:43,820 The ayes have it. 453 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:46,050 I want a recount. 454 00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:49,410 S saon is cooked to perfection. 455 00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:50,120 Yeah? 456 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,310 I am really impressed. 457 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,610 Well,it's good to hear. 458 00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:53,720 And I wasn't sure I could pull it off. 459 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,380 I never really prepared anything that didn't involve a microwave 460 00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,560 or boiling w you know? 461 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:00,530 You done good. 462 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:02,190 Thank you,baby. 463 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:07,520 So,um,I brought you something. 464 00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:11,020 I was wondering when you were gonna return that. 465 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,600 Yeah. 466 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:14,550 You know,you were right,sweetheart. 467 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,520 Seeing alicia was the thing to do. 468 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,730 Just made me realize that,um,you know, 469 00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:21,260 I love you more,and you're the one I'm meant to be with. 470 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:22,350 And now that I got keela back in my life-- 471 00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:23,660 More"? 472 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:25,950 Yeah. 473 00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:27,150 "More. 474 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:30,970 " Right.I mean,I love you more than ever. 475 00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,830 So you love me more. 476 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:36,910 No,baby.I love you only. 477 00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:38,580 But--but I mean,how close was it? 478 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:40,950 Was it--you know,did i beat her by a half length, 479 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,340 or was like a photo finish? 480 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,640 Nat,it's done,ok? 481 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,980 You're the one. 482 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:46,990 This is good news,sweetheart. 483 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:48,960 Please,just-- just take the ring back. 484 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,350 No. 485 00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,330 You take it back. 486 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,460 Take all your shit with you while you're at it. 487 00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:56,110 Don't--don't do this. 488 00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:59,260 Nat,you're the one who told me to go see her,ok? 489 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:01,130 We just agreed honesty is the best policy,right? 490 00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,280 I was wrong. 491 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,240 Baby,don'T. 492 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,120 No,no,no. 493 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,750 I am not your baby anymore. 494 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,300 I'm gonna take a long walk. 495 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,740 You be gone when I get back. 496 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:14,990 Baby,I... 497 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:24,030 What's this? 498 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,990 Oh,my-- oh,my god.That'S... 499 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,240 16 grand. 500 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:32,960 Ok,that's a year's rent,a security deposit,and a-- 501 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,770 and a healthy commission for me. 502 00:19:35,770 --> 00:19:37,290 Heh. 503 00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:38,860 You know what? 504 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,360 I'm gonna do you a solid. 505 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,170 I know a really great cleanup crew. 506 00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:46,030 We'll get 'em in here,get these stains off the walls. 507 00:19:46,030 --> 00:19: