Émission TV: Las Vegas - 4x2
(male announcer) Previously on Las Vegas...
You do feel the same way about me, don't you?
Yes.
He probably found out Danny and Delinda were sleeping together again.
Is that true?
You know what, Delinda?
I don't wanna talk about this.
Karim Sharif is very much alive.
One of my whales won't leave the Montecito's Hawaiian Villas.
I have to go to Hawaii.
Where's your manager?
Crap.
I didn't kill her.
I'm sorry, who are you?
Uh, your client's attorney.
I'm leaving town for a little while.
You're going after Sharif, aren't you?
Sam, I'm in love with you.
What?
What?
Now what?
Let's see what happens.
I need your help to open this file.
Can you access it?
Oh, my God.
Are you here on business or pleasure?
Pleasure.
Enjoy your journey, Monsieur Traherne.
Thank you.
Merci.
Pas de quoi.
[beep] [beeping] Got a hit.
He just went through passport control in Marrakech.
Do we have someone at the Marrakech airport?
Yeah.
Com line's open now.
[beeping] Subject is a Caucasian male, traveling on a Canadian passport under the name Alan Traherne.
You ever been there?
Marrakech?
No.
I've been there twice.
I went the first time because of the song.
What song?
You know, Crosby, Stills, and Nash.
Rock the Casbah?
Never mind.
[suspenseful music] * Hey.
Hot, isn't it?
I'm certain we have something you would like, monsieur.
I don't think-- I'm just lookin' around.
They say if it cannot be found in the souk, it does not exist.
Right.
Well, I am looking for something in particular.
But, uh, it's quite rare.
[engine rumbles] They say if it cannot be found in the souk, it does not exist.
We lost him.
(Mike) Wow, you see this?
[Sam squeals] These e the hundred biggest whales in the world.
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
Addresses, phone numbers, personal e-mails.
Wives, girlfriends, likes, dislikes.
Like a Playmate profile.
Turn-ons: ambition, white teeth.
Turn-offs: smokers, mean people.
The problem is the headings are there, but the info is grayed out.
Yeah, well, un-gray it.
Whoa, whose hands are those?
Just a sec.
Wha-- Shannon, has anyone ever told you you have the touch of an angel?
Do you think this is inappropriate?
I mean, at work.
Inappropriate is using the Montecito's already overextended health plan for a series of unnecessary chiropractic visits.
Oh, oh, oh.
No, what you're doing is purely therapeutic.
Sam, I can't break the second layer of encryption.
I'd say whoever sent you this has a pretty good idea of what turns you on.
Wait, what's this number at the bottom of the file right here?
Sam.
(Mike) I don't know.
Well, can you figure it out?
Sam.
Hold it just one second.
It could be anything.
Sam?
What?!
See, the last three numbers are 8-0-8.
That's--that's our area code.
I think it's a local number printed backwards.
Yeah?
Belongs to a Natalie Ko.
Number one real estate broker on Oahu.
'Scuse me.
Do you know where I can find human resources?
You're on the completely wrong floor.
Why don't you follow me?
I'm sorry.
This place is just so big and confusing.
You looking for a job?
Applying for one.
Hope.
Hope.
You know, jobs at the Montecito don't just grow on trees.
You realize that.
Well, I've only been in town for a few days, and I didn't realize how expensive everything was, and I-- I really, really need this job.
[sighs] What?
I was just thinking.
Yes?
What would a girl like you do for a job at a multi-billion-dollar resort?
Well...
I guess I'd do just about anything.
* You say you got all the sordid details * * Check-out retail * Watch it sell * Yeah, j-j-j-juicy [Delinda giggles] You're sure that Sharif has not been to Morocco at all?
Not for 20 years.
And this you know for a fact?
For a fact.
Safe journey, my friend.
Thank you.
I think "innocent job-seeker, mean boss" is my favorite.
Not as good as the "helpless hospital patient, naughty night nurse," but it'll do in a pinch.
Oh, we're gonna be late for at thing.
Ow!
I know you're all busy people, and this isn't something that any of us would choose to do.
But it's an important subject, and it's a growing problem, not just in our business, but across the nation.
[quietly] You are 35 minutes late, and it doesn't look good, Danny.
I'm sorry.
Well, how's it going, everybody?
I'm Myles Sue�o.
And, uh, I'm your group leader.
I'm also an attorney, but mostly, I'm just a dude.
[Myles chuckles] Okay, then.
I am here to welcome all of you to the Montecito's executive sexual harassment seminar.
(Sam) So, Natalie, how do you know so many high-rollers?
About 90% of the world's largest whales are Asian.
Most of the rest are Aussies.
And almost all of them have second homes in Hawaii.
How are the higher interest rates affecting your local market around here?
My buyers tend to pay in cash, so I'm having my best year ever.
You?
External factors barely affect my bottom line.
Gamblers gamble.
That's what they do.
Hm.
Listen.
I'm not wearing any sunscreen.
Maybe we could cut to the chase.
Why would you send me a flash drive with the names of all the biggest players on the planet?
Checking me for a wire?
No, but it's not a bad idea.
Why the list?
Because I knew it would get your attention.
And because you have something I want.
Why don't you tell me what I have to do for the rest of that information?
I'm sure Brian's telling you he didn't kill that girl.
But he's lying.
How do you know?
Because he nearly did the same thing to three other girls.
So it's just locals looking out for each other, huh?
It's like that for us in Vegas too.
So you want me to back down?
You, Benny Youngs, Vic Manning.
Walk away.
How do you know Vic?
Went out with him twice, slept with him once.
You?
Somethin' like that.
Listen, so if I get everybody to dump Brian Rogers, I get the flash drive?
You get the key to the kingdom.
[laughs] Okay, so let's recap, huh?
Um, employee fraternization.
Anybody know what it means?
Go.
It's when two people who work together are having sex, whether everybody else knows about it or not.
Right!
And--and remember, a hotel casino is no different than any other workplace.
We could be selling, uh, paperclips or hamburgers or widgets.
While it's not strictly forbidden, a sexual relationship between two consenting parties who are working together isn't just an exercise in bad judgment.
Four out of five don't work out.
And trust me, they're a huge mess to clean up.
So remember, people.
Vegas, it's a big town.
There are plenty of fish in the desert.
Describe her bikini to me.
Is she smokin' hot in person?
Did she mention my name?
All right-- You talk about her like she's some kind of goddess.
Do you know how long I've been trying to get a meeting with Natalie Ko?
Just for the real estate contracts alone.
You know she thinks Brian's guilty, right?
Yeah, did kinda seem like he was lying.
Why, does Natalie want me to dump him?
Because I will dump him.
Dude, don't you have some sort of lawyerly duty to stand by your client?
Brian Rogers is a big, fat haole with a bad attitude.
Plus, his retainer check bounced.
Yeah, but what if he's innocent?
I'm not fully following you here.
Do you want a mai tai?
Benny.
You're not exactly instilling a ton of confidence right now.
Okay.
So...
How did she wear her hair?
Did she blow-dry it straight, or did she leave it curly, or did she crimp it?
Okay, we're gonna need reinforcements.
Okay, any questions?
Anybody have questions?
Yeah, go ahead.
What if a couple of employees, guys or girls, or a group, or whatever, went upstairs, got a little scene going, ???
Myles can address to take specific situations videos?
on a one-to-one basis after the general meeting.
Okay.
If there are no more questions-- Uh, as you all know, Ed Deline is at home recuperating from some injuries, and he's unable to be here with us today.
But he has sent along a few questions.
Oh, well, yeah.
That's what this whole process is all about is give and take.
So you wanna read the questions, or-- Actually, he recorded them for playback.
(Ed over P.A.) So my office has a private bathroom.
A lot of people know the door sticks, and sometimes it swings open a little bit.
Say I'm in there and someone comes in my office, and they spot me dropping off a couple friends in the pool.
[laughter] How is that harassment?
How?
Okay, uh-- I think that's-- I think that's good.
Uh, thank you.
Good stuff.
Thanks for coming.
Uh, we're done.
(Ed) Question two.
A lotta people like to hug me.
Admittedly, I'm a very huggable type of person.
Again, is it my fault that I have this warm, huggable quality?
I ask you, how could that be my fault?
How could that be harassment?
Give me one good reason to believe you.
I was passed out.
And look at me.
I'm way too much of a pussy to kill anybody.
That's original.
Not compelling.
Don't you bail on me, Sam Marquez.
I will go straight over to Mandalay Bay.
I swear, girlfriend, you will never make another penny off me.
What, are you taking my picture?
Listen, I might be a douche bag.
But I'm not a murderer.
Mahalo, Brian.
Sam, buddy!
Hello?
Everybody knows.
You saw the way they were lookin' at us.
Well, who cares who knows?
Oh, come-- While your dad's away, I'm in charge, okay?
I'm supposed to be setting an example, okay?
The whole thing is a joke, Danny.
People should just behave, and we wouldn't need stupid seminars.
Oh, okay.
And make a new surveillance schedule, and e-mail it to me.
Okay.
Are you into the whole group sex thing now?
No, not for years.
It's just that guy Myles was such a dweeb, I just wanted to see him squirm a little.
Well, what do you-- what do you think we should do about this whole employee fraternization thing?
Here's what we should do.
Mmm.
You're my boyfriend.
And I don't care who knows it.
All right, upstairs in 15 minutes.
Make it ten.
Okay.
Have a safe trip.
Thanks.
And call me if you're bored or anything.
I will.
What's this?
You and Shannon?
You learned nothing from that seminar?
Uh, pot calling kettle.
Look who's talking.
Mine was a pre-existing condition, okay?
This stuff was in the works before-- Whatever, man.
So what's going on with the dead stripper?
I gotta go to Hawaii.
No, you don't.
Yeah, well, Rogers won't pay his markers.
His room is still a crime scene, and it's costing us about 20 grand a day.
Sam needs me.
Why do you get to go?
You gotta stay here and manage all this glory.
So, uh, hey.
Any word from Ed?
Nope, nope, nothing.
Check it--this one...
or this one?
Dude.
I wou-- You know what?
Haters can't be choors.
Okay.
Well, have fun.
I'll see ya.
That's "mahalo," Danny.
[jet engine] Now, this is without a doubt the most hideous shirt I have ever seen.
That's a man, right?
You know, I could turn around and go right back home.
Wow.
To think I missed a sexual harassment seminar for all this.
Yeah, well...
(Mike) Hand me your phone.
No.
Just watch my work there, Sam.
Thank you.
'Scuse me, ma'am.
Do you do any outcall, or you just work the stroll?
Where'd you learn the street talk?
Quiet.
I follow the dollar.
Oh, you do?
You ever see this guy before?
That's a 20.
I forgot to hit the ATM.
That's amazing.
I've got 5, 10-- Wait, I think I got-- Keep it.
You can buy yourself a new shirt.
I-I don't-- Everybody knows Brian.
He ever hit you?
Hit me?
A ten-year-old girl could kick Brian's ass.
Did he ever rough up any of the other girls?
Nah.
Brian did his business in about two minutes.
Sometimes he likes his girls to dress up in outfits, but he barely pays attention.
Eeech.
What kind of outfits, exactly?
All that fat haole cares about is real estate.
Hmm.
Uh, excuse me.
Hey.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why'd you give that woman money?
Oh, we were just-- Oh!
You freaky couples comin' in from the mainland, thinking anything goes, huh?
Oh, no, officer.
It's not--it's not-- Okay, hold on.
It's fine.
On the wall, you.
Wait, officer, wait.
Check her I.D.
Where am I gonna-- where you think that...
[engine revs] So how was Morocco?
Great.
I was there for all of 35 minutes.
[Hawaiian music] (Sam) Michael.
Yes.
You know I care about you, right?
Yeah?
When's the ugly shirt madness gonna end?
Listen, listen.
Just 'cause you flashed a cop to keep us from gettin' arrested don't mean you can bash my gear.
And I know this is hot.
(Mike) And while you were getting a massage this morning-- Mm-hmm?
I was at the County Hall of Records.
Great.
What are we doing here?
What can make a man forget all about female companionship, even companionship he paid for?
Homosexuality.
Focus.
Money, money.
Even better.
What's better than money?
The basis of the capitalist system of which we are a vital part.
Can I buy a vowel?
I don't-- Land!
Ownership of land.
Brian Rogers owns this land?
There you go.
And remember what that chick said?
All he really cared about was real estate.
And if you call in his markers, he's gotta sell it.
So, this is vacant land.
There's no power.
There's no sewers.
There's no roads.
That's right, but the adjacent property has all of that.
You combine the two, and they'd be worth close to $50 million.
Guess who owns that?
No, she does not.
Natalie Ko?
Natalie Ko.
Mm-hmm.
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Yes, we need to buy this out from under Brian and se it to Natalie.
I'm thinkin' Natalie framed Brian Rogers for the stripper's murder so she can get this land.
And we should help him.
You know, either or.
Whatever.
Where you going?
I'm goin' with you.
(cab driver) Where to?
Hoover Dam.
That is a very long trip, sir.
Yeah, and so is Morocco.
Just keep drivin'.
[gun cocks] (Danny) Whoa, E--uh-- Ed, what are you-- Hey.
What the hell did you do?
Nothing, I swear.
How do they know you're alive?
I don't know.
[sighs] You know, it's not gonna take long for them to find you.
How long?
I don't know.
Days, maybe hours.
This must be Danny.
I like him much better for Delinda than that doctor.
H-how did you know-- Just shut up.
He likes you.
That's why he's so tough on you.
Danny, this is, uh, Karim Sharif.
You know, Ed, this is a very bad time for me to be going out of town.
I'm starting a new business.
Maybe you didn't quite understand me.
They're coming to kill you, Karim.
Listen to this.
Mob Tours of Vegas.
Ah?
We take you to the sights of Vegas' most notorious murders.
40 bucks a head.
I just bought a double-decker bus.
I thought I told you to stay dead.
You have surveillance cameras on the door, right?
This isn't Vegas, Mike.
But we do have one camera in that tree.
So no one came in or out except for the dead girl?
Right, we have a video of her going in, but that's it.
You smell really good.
Step off, or I'll shoe you in the sack.
How did he eat?
He must've ordered food every day.
We'd leave the room service cart outside his door.
He'd wheel it in himself, out when he was done.
How 'bout the maid?
Maids.
Plural.
Twice a day.
It's a big room.
We need the tapes from that camera.
(Ed) Okay, it's safe to talk.
(Danny) So why is Sharif in Vegas?
Jillian?
Jillian.
I guess she's outside.
Uh, 'cause I hid him here.
I thought you killed him.
The company wanted me to kill him about 20 years ago.
But it was a setup.
You know, the guy did some things, but he didn't do what they said he did.
How do you know that?
I really don't know for certain, but I didn't wanna take a chance on killin' an innocent guy.
So what do we do now?
What we will do now is keep the Sharif under wraps for a little while so those two geniuses don't spot him.
I'm workin' on something.
You do know that whethey find out that Sharif's in Vegas, they're gonna kill you, too.
Yeah, I know.
What are you d-- They're gonna spot you.
What are you doing?
Yeah, I know.
[Hawaiian music] Okay, here we are the night of the alleged murder.
(Mike) First the stripper goes in.
Then, notice the maids going in.
(Sam) Yeah?
The stripper's still inside, presumably alive.
Right.
Now.
36 minutes later, the maids come out.
(Benny) So?
Because the stripper's the maid.
(Mike) It's the same girl.
So one maid and a stripper killed the other maid and left her in Brian's bed.
That's--that's gonna be hard to prove.
So what about the maids who went in?
Imposters-- hotel management verified that neither one of them worked at the Montecito.
I'll take it to the D.A.
Should create enough doubt to get Brian released.
Great.
[cell phone rings] There you go.
It's Danny.
Hey, I think we just got Sam's whale off the hook.
She says hi, by the way.
(Danny) Good.
Come home.
Uh, I was gonna spend a couple of days here at the beach.
Are you still drunk-dialing that lieutenant in the paramedics?
Yeah, she's still on speed dial.
What's this all about?
I can't talk about it on the phone, but it, uh, it's important, so I need you to get back here.
I'm on my way.
Thought you weren't coming back for a few days.
You wearin' my hat?
Right out of the hospital, and off you go, who knows where.
Yeah.
Hey, girl.
[groans] Oh, she needs some new shoes.
I'll call the farrier.
ybe you need some new shoes.
I don't wanna go shopping.
Excuse me, I--I don't believe I ever heard that.
It's the Montecito or the agency.
Not both.
And I mean it.
I happened to get shot at the Montecito.
The CIA had nothing to do with that.
Then retire from everything.
And do what?
I don't know.
Enjoy life.
Take me to see the world.
I've seen the world.
It's a little overrated.
Well, you could try acting your age.
Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
Right?
Is that gonna happen?
Did you know the default milk in a latte is skim now?
They don't even ask.
Yeah, it's better for ya.
I hate skim milk.
I mean, what's this country coming to?
Maybe after we lost him, he bailed out of Morocco altogether.
Or maybe Deline's dead.
Worse things could happen.
Nah, just for yuks, I had the NSA bird shoot some video on its last pass over Vegas.
When was this?
Five minutes ago.
Ed Deline and his lovely wife.
What, are you gonna slap me again?
Why'd you have to shove it in my face?
What about you and Casey?
First of all, Casey's gone.
All right?
So there is no more "me and Casey."
And second of all, before we even contemplated starting anything, Casey went to Sam and told her.
I never got mad about you and Jake, and I don't see where you get off getting mad about Delinda.
Jake was never your friend.
And I'm not...mad about Delinda.
I'm mad that neither one of you respect me enough to tell me the truth.
Excuse me.
(Sam) How 'bout we make a cash deal for the rest of what's on here?
If I wanted money, I would've given you a figure.
So why'd you help him?
Oh...
Because Brian's a douche bag.
But he's not a killer.
He's my client.
Loyalty's overrated, don't you think?
Maybe.
It's the one thing I don't put a price on.
It's a shame.
I heard he owed you $6 million.
$6.5 million.
What do you mean, "owed?"
You didn't hear?
Rogers defaulted on his markers to the Montecito.
He filed Chapter 11 this morning.
Guess that'll hold up his property for a while, huh?
I'm a patient woman.
I do admire your persistence.
So, uh, you planning on hanging out for a while?
You know, there's a lot to see here.
No, after I tell the police that I'm pretty sure you're a murderer, I gotta get back to Vegas.
My clients need me.
You ever thought of selling real estate?
You know, you'd be great.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Too much ass-kissing.
[energetic funk music] * Hey, Mary.
Why didn't you have the decency to tell me?
Now's not exactly the best time for us to chat.
Take a walk!
I thought you weren't talking to me.
Oh, I'm not talking to you.
I am yelling at you!
You know what?
I'm tired of walking on eggshells around you.
Danny wanted to marry you.
You gave him his ring back.
It's over.
You don't have dibs on him anymore, so get over it.
Poor Derek.
He never even saw it coming.
Well, maybe poor Derek and poor Mary should get together and trade sob stories.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
I swear, you are just...
pathological.
Now you're talking out of your ass.
(Ed) Oh, hey.
Hey.
So, how did-- how'd it go in Hawaii?
Did you get things handled?
Yeah, turns out Brian Rogers is innocent.
Ah, good.
Hey, um-- how 'bout that sexual harassment thing?
You play my tape?
Of course.
Wait, I thought you were supposed to be out of town.
Am I being fired, guys?
Mike, you know that we trust you like family, right?
And we're gonna need your help with something.
So whatever's said from this moment forward, uh, will remain between us.
Yes, absolutely.
Good.
As you, uh, may have heard, I was with the CIA.
Wow, Mr.
D.
That--I mean-- I've always known.
Even as a valet, you'd hear whispers, but-- I mean, to hear you actually admit it.
It's just-- Save it.
Right.
There was a--a man that I was ordered to eliminate.������ And for various reasons,������ Karim Sharif is alive and here in Las Vegas.
Okay.
So what do I gotta do?
You want me to tap into Sharif's computer?
ot safe for you here.
We gotta move you.
(Sharif) How do I know you won't kill me?
Because I coulda done that a hundred times.
Just pack a bag and meet me tonight.
Okay.
But in a public place.
(Ed) Fremont Street Experience.
11:00.
That's it.
Number one's on schedule.
Copy.
(Jinks) Two for one.
You think they'll give me a medal?
(Lennox) Stay focused.
You're no fun.
You ready?
All set.
[screaming] (man) Oh, my God, he's been shot!
Somebody call an ambulance!
(woman) What happened?
Oh, my God.
[sirens wail] (Mike) Let's go.
I didn't think he had the balls.
If you're gonna yell at me, can it at least wait till tomorrow?
I'm a little jetlagged.
How do you know I'm gonna yell at you?
'Cause I hear you yelling at everyone.
Everyone who deserves it.
Well, what did I do?
That's just it, Mike.
Nothing.
You never do anything.
So you're mad at me 'cause I didn't do anything.
You knew about Danny and Delinda, and you never said one thing to me.
Don't you think this whole confronting everybody at work thing is a little ridiculous?
Why didn't you tell me?
'Cause it wasn't my place to, Mary.
And I didn't want to hurt you.
Ha.
No.
No, this is not about you not wanting to hurt me.
You can't take the risk that somebody might not like you, can you?
Okay, now you're trippin'.
You would rather not say anything than take the chance that somebody might get mad at Mike Cannon.
You really that insecure?
I think we should stop now before we both say something that we can't take back.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
You're on notice, Mike.
It's not okay to be Switzerland anymore.
Wh-- [sighs] You got something to tell me?
Yeah, yeah.
Um-- You're wearing a $99 suit.
Look, Lennox.
It's over.
You know it's over.
All right, I just had to hear it from you.
You know, there is-- there is a question that has been on my mind.
Why?
I mean, why is it that you wanted this guy dead so bad?
Van Allen.
Gans.
Van Allen and Gans?
What, are you out of your mind?
I know for a fact this guy had nothing to do with killin' either one of them.
Oh, well, I guess it's a little late for that.
What's done is done, right?
That's right.
It's all over.
Yeah, it is all over.
I'm out.
Why?
Because you finally did your job?
Because I did what you couldn't.
We coulda terminated that subject anytime we wanted to.
Really.
Why didn't you, then?
Why didn't you, punk?
Okay, then.
My contract is fulfilled.
As of this moment, my employment agreement with the agency is cancelled.
Ed...
if we need you, we're gonna call on you.
That's how it's always been.
How it always will be.
Why don't you take your little Fluffy here and get the hell out of my office?
You've done your country a great service.
Save your lies for Congress.
(Danny) I'd like to thank you all for coming.
Uh, first of all, I would like to apologize for that seminar the other day.
It was, uh, confusing, lame, stupid, mostly just a waste of our time.
That said, I'll be brief.
Uh, first things first.
Delinda Deline, will you come up here, please?
Delinda is my girlfriend.
Wow, girlfriend.
Yeah, anybody got a problem with that?
No?
Good.
Okay, that'll be all.
Okay, second, the Montecito doesn't sell widgets.
We sell dreams.
Dreams of sex and booze and promises of riches.
So there is a lot of temptation around here.
But let's not pretend it doesn't exist.
Okay, here are the rules.
Guys, don't be creepy.
You ask a girl out, she says no, that's it.
Women, there's a difference between a guy being a jerk and sexual harassment.
Okay?
So use common sense.
You got plenty of it.
Gay or straight, young or old, the golden rule is the standard.
Just--you know, just do unto others.
Okay?
Oh, and for the knuckleheads who won't or can't help themselves, just come to me or Kathy Burson, and we'll take care of it.
All right, that's it.
Thanks.
[upbeat ck music] [cheers] Hey, so what did you tell the G-men?
Oh, well, I was very contained.
I told 'em I was out for good, and would they please leave my hotel.
I almost blew it, though, because I wanted to hit that little bastard again so bad.
Do you think they bought it?
Hey, I'm a pretty good actor, you know.
[siren] [siren] [cheers] Well, it's the truth.
All right.
You guys have fun.
Sam.
Ohh.
Vic.Yeah.
Hi.
Hi.
What are you doing here?
I told you.
I'm in love with you.
Go home.
Hear me out, 'cause I've thought this through.
You are smart and beautiful and independent.
Okay, first of all, I know all these things.
Second of all, yes, I realize we hooked up.
But it wasn't that great.
And honest, did I mention scrupulously honest?
Which is--which is not really a chick-like trait.
Yeah, that's great.
So I'm the perfect woman.
Now, leave.
You're also kinda mean.
I'm not mean.
Hawaiians are very mellow people.
They have taught me patience and humility.
I can take mean.
Really?
Hmm.
You really think I'm that mean?
Doesn't really matter.
I can totally handle it.
In fact...I kinda dig it.
Good.
Okay.
Hmm.
I'm gonna try and say this in the nicest way that I know how.
I think that you should go back to Hawaii.
'Cause if you don't, I will have Ed Deline kill you.
I waited a long time for my big brother to dump you, Sam.
I'm not just walking away.
Casey did not dump me.
When he sells this place, I will make sure you have a soft landing.
Sells to who?
When?
Sleep with me, and I'll tell you.
Okay.
You mean it?
Mm-hmm.
Start talking, or the deal's off.
[Kelly Clarkson's Walk Away]
You do feel the same way about me, don't you?
Yes.
He probably found out Danny and Delinda were sleeping together again.
Is that true?
You know what, Delinda?
I don't wanna talk about this.
Karim Sharif is very much alive.
One of my whales won't leave the Montecito's Hawaiian Villas.
I have to go to Hawaii.
Where's your manager?
Crap.
I didn't kill her.
I'm sorry, who are you?
Uh, your client's attorney.
I'm leaving town for a little while.
You're going after Sharif, aren't you?
Sam, I'm in love with you.
What?
What?
Now what?
Let's see what happens.
I need your help to open this file.
Can you access it?
Oh, my God.
Are you here on business or pleasure?
Pleasure.
Enjoy your journey, Monsieur Traherne.
Thank you.
Merci.
Pas de quoi.
[beep] [beeping] Got a hit.
He just went through passport control in Marrakech.
Do we have someone at the Marrakech airport?
Yeah.
Com line's open now.
[beeping] Subject is a Caucasian male, traveling on a Canadian passport under the name Alan Traherne.
You ever been there?
Marrakech?
No.
I've been there twice.
I went the first time because of the song.
What song?
You know, Crosby, Stills, and Nash.
Rock the Casbah?
Never mind.
[suspenseful music] * Hey.
Hot, isn't it?
I'm certain we have something you would like, monsieur.
I don't think-- I'm just lookin' around.
They say if it cannot be found in the souk, it does not exist.
Right.
Well, I am looking for something in particular.
But, uh, it's quite rare.
[engine rumbles] They say if it cannot be found in the souk, it does not exist.
We lost him.
(Mike) Wow, you see this?
[Sam squeals] These e the hundred biggest whales in the world.
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
Addresses, phone numbers, personal e-mails.
Wives, girlfriends, likes, dislikes.
Like a Playmate profile.
Turn-ons: ambition, white teeth.
Turn-offs: smokers, mean people.
The problem is the headings are there, but the info is grayed out.
Yeah, well, un-gray it.
Whoa, whose hands are those?
Just a sec.
Wha-- Shannon, has anyone ever told you you have the touch of an angel?
Do you think this is inappropriate?
I mean, at work.
Inappropriate is using the Montecito's already overextended health plan for a series of unnecessary chiropractic visits.
Oh, oh, oh.
No, what you're doing is purely therapeutic.
Sam, I can't break the second layer of encryption.
I'd say whoever sent you this has a pretty good idea of what turns you on.
Wait, what's this number at the bottom of the file right here?
Sam.
(Mike) I don't know.
Well, can you figure it out?
Sam.
Hold it just one second.
It could be anything.
Sam?
What?!
See, the last three numbers are 8-0-8.
That's--that's our area code.
I think it's a local number printed backwards.
Yeah?
Belongs to a Natalie Ko.
Number one real estate broker on Oahu.
'Scuse me.
Do you know where I can find human resources?
You're on the completely wrong floor.
Why don't you follow me?
I'm sorry.
This place is just so big and confusing.
You looking for a job?
Applying for one.
Hope.
Hope.
You know, jobs at the Montecito don't just grow on trees.
You realize that.
Well, I've only been in town for a few days, and I didn't realize how expensive everything was, and I-- I really, really need this job.
[sighs] What?
I was just thinking.
Yes?
What would a girl like you do for a job at a multi-billion-dollar resort?
Well...
I guess I'd do just about anything.
* You say you got all the sordid details * * Check-out retail * Watch it sell * Yeah, j-j-j-juicy [Delinda giggles] You're sure that Sharif has not been to Morocco at all?
Not for 20 years.
And this you know for a fact?
For a fact.
Safe journey, my friend.
Thank you.
I think "innocent job-seeker, mean boss" is my favorite.
Not as good as the "helpless hospital patient, naughty night nurse," but it'll do in a pinch.
Oh, we're gonna be late for at thing.
Ow!
I know you're all busy people, and this isn't something that any of us would choose to do.
But it's an important subject, and it's a growing problem, not just in our business, but across the nation.
[quietly] You are 35 minutes late, and it doesn't look good, Danny.
I'm sorry.
Well, how's it going, everybody?
I'm Myles Sue�o.
And, uh, I'm your group leader.
I'm also an attorney, but mostly, I'm just a dude.
[Myles chuckles] Okay, then.
I am here to welcome all of you to the Montecito's executive sexual harassment seminar.
(Sam) So, Natalie, how do you know so many high-rollers?
About 90% of the world's largest whales are Asian.
Most of the rest are Aussies.
And almost all of them have second homes in Hawaii.
How are the higher interest rates affecting your local market around here?
My buyers tend to pay in cash, so I'm having my best year ever.
You?
External factors barely affect my bottom line.
Gamblers gamble.
That's what they do.
Hm.
Listen.
I'm not wearing any sunscreen.
Maybe we could cut to the chase.
Why would you send me a flash drive with the names of all the biggest players on the planet?
Checking me for a wire?
No, but it's not a bad idea.
Why the list?
Because I knew it would get your attention.
And because you have something I want.
Why don't you tell me what I have to do for the rest of that information?
I'm sure Brian's telling you he didn't kill that girl.
But he's lying.
How do you know?
Because he nearly did the same thing to three other girls.
So it's just locals looking out for each other, huh?
It's like that for us in Vegas too.
So you want me to back down?
You, Benny Youngs, Vic Manning.
Walk away.
How do you know Vic?
Went out with him twice, slept with him once.
You?
Somethin' like that.
Listen, so if I get everybody to dump Brian Rogers, I get the flash drive?
You get the key to the kingdom.
[laughs] Okay, so let's recap, huh?
Um, employee fraternization.
Anybody know what it means?
Go.
It's when two people who work together are having sex, whether everybody else knows about it or not.
Right!
And--and remember, a hotel casino is no different than any other workplace.
We could be selling, uh, paperclips or hamburgers or widgets.
While it's not strictly forbidden, a sexual relationship between two consenting parties who are working together isn't just an exercise in bad judgment.
Four out of five don't work out.
And trust me, they're a huge mess to clean up.
So remember, people.
Vegas, it's a big town.
There are plenty of fish in the desert.
Describe her bikini to me.
Is she smokin' hot in person?
Did she mention my name?
All right-- You talk about her like she's some kind of goddess.
Do you know how long I've been trying to get a meeting with Natalie Ko?
Just for the real estate contracts alone.
You know she thinks Brian's guilty, right?
Yeah, did kinda seem like he was lying.
Why, does Natalie want me to dump him?
Because I will dump him.
Dude, don't you have some sort of lawyerly duty to stand by your client?
Brian Rogers is a big, fat haole with a bad attitude.
Plus, his retainer check bounced.
Yeah, but what if he's innocent?
I'm not fully following you here.
Do you want a mai tai?
Benny.
You're not exactly instilling a ton of confidence right now.
Okay.
So...
How did she wear her hair?
Did she blow-dry it straight, or did she leave it curly, or did she crimp it?
Okay, we're gonna need reinforcements.
Okay, any questions?
Anybody have questions?
Yeah, go ahead.
What if a couple of employees, guys or girls, or a group, or whatever, went upstairs, got a little scene going, ???
Myles can address to take specific situations videos?
on a one-to-one basis after the general meeting.
Okay.
If there are no more questions-- Uh, as you all know, Ed Deline is at home recuperating from some injuries, and he's unable to be here with us today.
But he has sent along a few questions.
Oh, well, yeah.
That's what this whole process is all about is give and take.
So you wanna read the questions, or-- Actually, he recorded them for playback.
(Ed over P.A.) So my office has a private bathroom.
A lot of people know the door sticks, and sometimes it swings open a little bit.
Say I'm in there and someone comes in my office, and they spot me dropping off a couple friends in the pool.
[laughter] How is that harassment?
How?
Okay, uh-- I think that's-- I think that's good.
Uh, thank you.
Good stuff.
Thanks for coming.
Uh, we're done.
(Ed) Question two.
A lotta people like to hug me.
Admittedly, I'm a very huggable type of person.
Again, is it my fault that I have this warm, huggable quality?
I ask you, how could that be my fault?
How could that be harassment?
Give me one good reason to believe you.
I was passed out.
And look at me.
I'm way too much of a pussy to kill anybody.
That's original.
Not compelling.
Don't you bail on me, Sam Marquez.
I will go straight over to Mandalay Bay.
I swear, girlfriend, you will never make another penny off me.
What, are you taking my picture?
Listen, I might be a douche bag.
But I'm not a murderer.
Mahalo, Brian.
Sam, buddy!
Hello?
Everybody knows.
You saw the way they were lookin' at us.
Well, who cares who knows?
Oh, come-- While your dad's away, I'm in charge, okay?
I'm supposed to be setting an example, okay?
The whole thing is a joke, Danny.
People should just behave, and we wouldn't need stupid seminars.
Oh, okay.
And make a new surveillance schedule, and e-mail it to me.
Okay.
Are you into the whole group sex thing now?
No, not for years.
It's just that guy Myles was such a dweeb, I just wanted to see him squirm a little.
Well, what do you-- what do you think we should do about this whole employee fraternization thing?
Here's what we should do.
Mmm.
You're my boyfriend.
And I don't care who knows it.
All right, upstairs in 15 minutes.
Make it ten.
Okay.
Have a safe trip.
Thanks.
And call me if you're bored or anything.
I will.
What's this?
You and Shannon?
You learned nothing from that seminar?
Uh, pot calling kettle.
Look who's talking.
Mine was a pre-existing condition, okay?
This stuff was in the works before-- Whatever, man.
So what's going on with the dead stripper?
I gotta go to Hawaii.
No, you don't.
Yeah, well, Rogers won't pay his markers.
His room is still a crime scene, and it's costing us about 20 grand a day.
Sam needs me.
Why do you get to go?
You gotta stay here and manage all this glory.
So, uh, hey.
Any word from Ed?
Nope, nope, nothing.
Check it--this one...
or this one?
Dude.
I wou-- You know what?
Haters can't be choors.
Okay.
Well, have fun.
I'll see ya.
That's "mahalo," Danny.
[jet engine] Now, this is without a doubt the most hideous shirt I have ever seen.
That's a man, right?
You know, I could turn around and go right back home.
Wow.
To think I missed a sexual harassment seminar for all this.
Yeah, well...
(Mike) Hand me your phone.
No.
Just watch my work there, Sam.
Thank you.
'Scuse me, ma'am.
Do you do any outcall, or you just work the stroll?
Where'd you learn the street talk?
Quiet.
I follow the dollar.
Oh, you do?
You ever see this guy before?
That's a 20.
I forgot to hit the ATM.
That's amazing.
I've got 5, 10-- Wait, I think I got-- Keep it.
You can buy yourself a new shirt.
I-I don't-- Everybody knows Brian.
He ever hit you?
Hit me?
A ten-year-old girl could kick Brian's ass.
Did he ever rough up any of the other girls?
Nah.
Brian did his business in about two minutes.
Sometimes he likes his girls to dress up in outfits, but he barely pays attention.
Eeech.
What kind of outfits, exactly?
All that fat haole cares about is real estate.
Hmm.
Uh, excuse me.
Hey.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why'd you give that woman money?
Oh, we were just-- Oh!
You freaky couples comin' in from the mainland, thinking anything goes, huh?
Oh, no, officer.
It's not--it's not-- Okay, hold on.
It's fine.
On the wall, you.
Wait, officer, wait.
Check her I.D.
Where am I gonna-- where you think that...
[engine revs] So how was Morocco?
Great.
I was there for all of 35 minutes.
[Hawaiian music] (Sam) Michael.
Yes.
You know I care about you, right?
Yeah?
When's the ugly shirt madness gonna end?
Listen, listen.
Just 'cause you flashed a cop to keep us from gettin' arrested don't mean you can bash my gear.
And I know this is hot.
(Mike) And while you were getting a massage this morning-- Mm-hmm?
I was at the County Hall of Records.
Great.
What are we doing here?
What can make a man forget all about female companionship, even companionship he paid for?
Homosexuality.
Focus.
Money, money.
Even better.
What's better than money?
The basis of the capitalist system of which we are a vital part.
Can I buy a vowel?
I don't-- Land!
Ownership of land.
Brian Rogers owns this land?
There you go.
And remember what that chick said?
All he really cared about was real estate.
And if you call in his markers, he's gotta sell it.
So, this is vacant land.
There's no power.
There's no sewers.
There's no roads.
That's right, but the adjacent property has all of that.
You combine the two, and they'd be worth close to $50 million.
Guess who owns that?
No, she does not.
Natalie Ko?
Natalie Ko.
Mm-hmm.
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Yes, we need to buy this out from under Brian and se it to Natalie.
I'm thinkin' Natalie framed Brian Rogers for the stripper's murder so she can get this land.
And we should help him.
You know, either or.
Whatever.
Where you going?
I'm goin' with you.
(cab driver) Where to?
Hoover Dam.
That is a very long trip, sir.
Yeah, and so is Morocco.
Just keep drivin'.
[gun cocks] (Danny) Whoa, E--uh-- Ed, what are you-- Hey.
What the hell did you do?
Nothing, I swear.
How do they know you're alive?
I don't know.
[sighs] You know, it's not gonna take long for them to find you.
How long?
I don't know.
Days, maybe hours.
This must be Danny.
I like him much better for Delinda than that doctor.
H-how did you know-- Just shut up.
He likes you.
That's why he's so tough on you.
Danny, this is, uh, Karim Sharif.
You know, Ed, this is a very bad time for me to be going out of town.
I'm starting a new business.
Maybe you didn't quite understand me.
They're coming to kill you, Karim.
Listen to this.
Mob Tours of Vegas.
Ah?
We take you to the sights of Vegas' most notorious murders.
40 bucks a head.
I just bought a double-decker bus.
I thought I told you to stay dead.
You have surveillance cameras on the door, right?
This isn't Vegas, Mike.
But we do have one camera in that tree.
So no one came in or out except for the dead girl?
Right, we have a video of her going in, but that's it.
You smell really good.
Step off, or I'll shoe you in the sack.
How did he eat?
He must've ordered food every day.
We'd leave the room service cart outside his door.
He'd wheel it in himself, out when he was done.
How 'bout the maid?
Maids.
Plural.
Twice a day.
It's a big room.
We need the tapes from that camera.
(Ed) Okay, it's safe to talk.
(Danny) So why is Sharif in Vegas?
Jillian?
Jillian.
I guess she's outside.
Uh, 'cause I hid him here.
I thought you killed him.
The company wanted me to kill him about 20 years ago.
But it was a setup.
You know, the guy did some things, but he didn't do what they said he did.
How do you know that?
I really don't know for certain, but I didn't wanna take a chance on killin' an innocent guy.
So what do we do now?
What we will do now is keep the Sharif under wraps for a little while so those two geniuses don't spot him.
I'm workin' on something.
You do know that whethey find out that Sharif's in Vegas, they're gonna kill you, too.
Yeah, I know.
What are you d-- They're gonna spot you.
What are you doing?
Yeah, I know.
[Hawaiian music] Okay, here we are the night of the alleged murder.
(Mike) First the stripper goes in.
Then, notice the maids going in.
(Sam) Yeah?
The stripper's still inside, presumably alive.
Right.
Now.
36 minutes later, the maids come out.
(Benny) So?
Because the stripper's the maid.
(Mike) It's the same girl.
So one maid and a stripper killed the other maid and left her in Brian's bed.
That's--that's gonna be hard to prove.
So what about the maids who went in?
Imposters-- hotel management verified that neither one of them worked at the Montecito.
I'll take it to the D.A.
Should create enough doubt to get Brian released.
Great.
[cell phone rings] There you go.
It's Danny.
Hey, I think we just got Sam's whale off the hook.
She says hi, by the way.
(Danny) Good.
Come home.
Uh, I was gonna spend a couple of days here at the beach.
Are you still drunk-dialing that lieutenant in the paramedics?
Yeah, she's still on speed dial.
What's this all about?
I can't talk about it on the phone, but it, uh, it's important, so I need you to get back here.
I'm on my way.
Thought you weren't coming back for a few days.
You wearin' my hat?
Right out of the hospital, and off you go, who knows where.
Yeah.
Hey, girl.
[groans] Oh, she needs some new shoes.
I'll call the farrier.
ybe you need some new shoes.
I don't wanna go shopping.
Excuse me, I--I don't believe I ever heard that.
It's the Montecito or the agency.
Not both.
And I mean it.
I happened to get shot at the Montecito.
The CIA had nothing to do with that.
Then retire from everything.
And do what?
I don't know.
Enjoy life.
Take me to see the world.
I've seen the world.
It's a little overrated.
Well, you could try acting your age.
Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
Right?
Is that gonna happen?
Did you know the default milk in a latte is skim now?
They don't even ask.
Yeah, it's better for ya.
I hate skim milk.
I mean, what's this country coming to?
Maybe after we lost him, he bailed out of Morocco altogether.
Or maybe Deline's dead.
Worse things could happen.
Nah, just for yuks, I had the NSA bird shoot some video on its last pass over Vegas.
When was this?
Five minutes ago.
Ed Deline and his lovely wife.
What, are you gonna slap me again?
Why'd you have to shove it in my face?
What about you and Casey?
First of all, Casey's gone.
All right?
So there is no more "me and Casey."
And second of all, before we even contemplated starting anything, Casey went to Sam and told her.
I never got mad about you and Jake, and I don't see where you get off getting mad about Delinda.
Jake was never your friend.
And I'm not...mad about Delinda.
I'm mad that neither one of you respect me enough to tell me the truth.
Excuse me.
(Sam) How 'bout we make a cash deal for the rest of what's on here?
If I wanted money, I would've given you a figure.
So why'd you help him?
Oh...
Because Brian's a douche bag.
But he's not a killer.
He's my client.
Loyalty's overrated, don't you think?
Maybe.
It's the one thing I don't put a price on.
It's a shame.
I heard he owed you $6 million.
$6.5 million.
What do you mean, "owed?"
You didn't hear?
Rogers defaulted on his markers to the Montecito.
He filed Chapter 11 this morning.
Guess that'll hold up his property for a while, huh?
I'm a patient woman.
I do admire your persistence.
So, uh, you planning on hanging out for a while?
You know, there's a lot to see here.
No, after I tell the police that I'm pretty sure you're a murderer, I gotta get back to Vegas.
My clients need me.
You ever thought of selling real estate?
You know, you'd be great.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Too much ass-kissing.
[energetic funk music] * Hey, Mary.
Why didn't you have the decency to tell me?
Now's not exactly the best time for us to chat.
Take a walk!
I thought you weren't talking to me.
Oh, I'm not talking to you.
I am yelling at you!
You know what?
I'm tired of walking on eggshells around you.
Danny wanted to marry you.
You gave him his ring back.
It's over.
You don't have dibs on him anymore, so get over it.
Poor Derek.
He never even saw it coming.
Well, maybe poor Derek and poor Mary should get together and trade sob stories.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
I swear, you are just...
pathological.
Now you're talking out of your ass.
(Ed) Oh, hey.
Hey.
So, how did-- how'd it go in Hawaii?
Did you get things handled?
Yeah, turns out Brian Rogers is innocent.
Ah, good.
Hey, um-- how 'bout that sexual harassment thing?
You play my tape?
Of course.
Wait, I thought you were supposed to be out of town.
Am I being fired, guys?
Mike, you know that we trust you like family, right?
And we're gonna need your help with something.
So whatever's said from this moment forward, uh, will remain between us.
Yes, absolutely.
Good.
As you, uh, may have heard, I was with the CIA.
Wow, Mr.
D.
That--I mean-- I've always known.
Even as a valet, you'd hear whispers, but-- I mean, to hear you actually admit it.
It's just-- Save it.
Right.
There was a--a man that I was ordered to eliminate.������ And for various reasons,������ Karim Sharif is alive and here in Las Vegas.
Okay.
So what do I gotta do?
You want me to tap into Sharif's computer?
ot safe for you here.
We gotta move you.
(Sharif) How do I know you won't kill me?
Because I coulda done that a hundred times.
Just pack a bag and meet me tonight.
Okay.
But in a public place.
(Ed) Fremont Street Experience.
11:00.
That's it.
Number one's on schedule.
Copy.
(Jinks) Two for one.
You think they'll give me a medal?
(Lennox) Stay focused.
You're no fun.
You ready?
All set.
[screaming] (man) Oh, my God, he's been shot!
Somebody call an ambulance!
(woman) What happened?
Oh, my God.
[sirens wail] (Mike) Let's go.
I didn't think he had the balls.
If you're gonna yell at me, can it at least wait till tomorrow?
I'm a little jetlagged.
How do you know I'm gonna yell at you?
'Cause I hear you yelling at everyone.
Everyone who deserves it.
Well, what did I do?
That's just it, Mike.
Nothing.
You never do anything.
So you're mad at me 'cause I didn't do anything.
You knew about Danny and Delinda, and you never said one thing to me.
Don't you think this whole confronting everybody at work thing is a little ridiculous?
Why didn't you tell me?
'Cause it wasn't my place to, Mary.
And I didn't want to hurt you.
Ha.
No.
No, this is not about you not wanting to hurt me.
You can't take the risk that somebody might not like you, can you?
Okay, now you're trippin'.
You would rather not say anything than take the chance that somebody might get mad at Mike Cannon.
You really that insecure?
I think we should stop now before we both say something that we can't take back.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
You're on notice, Mike.
It's not okay to be Switzerland anymore.
Wh-- [sighs] You got something to tell me?
Yeah, yeah.
Um-- You're wearing a $99 suit.
Look, Lennox.
It's over.
You know it's over.
All right, I just had to hear it from you.
You know, there is-- there is a question that has been on my mind.
Why?
I mean, why is it that you wanted this guy dead so bad?
Van Allen.
Gans.
Van Allen and Gans?
What, are you out of your mind?
I know for a fact this guy had nothing to do with killin' either one of them.
Oh, well, I guess it's a little late for that.
What's done is done, right?
That's right.
It's all over.
Yeah, it is all over.
I'm out.
Why?
Because you finally did your job?
Because I did what you couldn't.
We coulda terminated that subject anytime we wanted to.
Really.
Why didn't you, then?
Why didn't you, punk?
Okay, then.
My contract is fulfilled.
As of this moment, my employment agreement with the agency is cancelled.
Ed...
if we need you, we're gonna call on you.
That's how it's always been.
How it always will be.
Why don't you take your little Fluffy here and get the hell out of my office?
You've done your country a great service.
Save your lies for Congress.
(Danny) I'd like to thank you all for coming.
Uh, first of all, I would like to apologize for that seminar the other day.
It was, uh, confusing, lame, stupid, mostly just a waste of our time.
That said, I'll be brief.
Uh, first things first.
Delinda Deline, will you come up here, please?
Delinda is my girlfriend.
Wow, girlfriend.
Yeah, anybody got a problem with that?
No?
Good.
Okay, that'll be all.
Okay, second, the Montecito doesn't sell widgets.
We sell dreams.
Dreams of sex and booze and promises of riches.
So there is a lot of temptation around here.
But let's not pretend it doesn't exist.
Okay, here are the rules.
Guys, don't be creepy.
You ask a girl out, she says no, that's it.
Women, there's a difference between a guy being a jerk and sexual harassment.
Okay?
So use common sense.
You got plenty of it.
Gay or straight, young or old, the golden rule is the standard.
Just--you know, just do unto others.
Okay?
Oh, and for the knuckleheads who won't or can't help themselves, just come to me or Kathy Burson, and we'll take care of it.
All right, that's it.
Thanks.
[upbeat ck music] [cheers] Hey, so what did you tell the G-men?
Oh, well, I was very contained.
I told 'em I was out for good, and would they please leave my hotel.
I almost blew it, though, because I wanted to hit that little bastard again so bad.
Do you think they bought it?
Hey, I'm a pretty good actor, you know.
[siren] [siren] [cheers] Well, it's the truth.
All right.
You guys have fun.
Sam.
Ohh.
Vic.Yeah.
Hi.
Hi.
What are you doing here?
I told you.
I'm in love with you.
Go home.
Hear me out, 'cause I've thought this through.
You are smart and beautiful and independent.
Okay, first of all, I know all these things.
Second of all, yes, I realize we hooked up.
But it wasn't that great.
And honest, did I mention scrupulously honest?
Which is--which is not really a chick-like trait.
Yeah, that's great.
So I'm the perfect woman.
Now, leave.
You're also kinda mean.
I'm not mean.
Hawaiians are very mellow people.
They have taught me patience and humility.
I can take mean.
Really?
Hmm.
You really think I'm that mean?
Doesn't really matter.
I can totally handle it.
In fact...I kinda dig it.
Good.
Okay.
Hmm.
I'm gonna try and say this in the nicest way that I know how.
I think that you should go back to Hawaii.
'Cause if you don't, I will have Ed Deline kill you.
I waited a long time for my big brother to dump you, Sam.
I'm not just walking away.
Casey did not dump me.
When he sells this place, I will make sure you have a soft landing.
Sells to who?
When?
Sleep with me, and I'll tell you.
Okay.
You mean it?
Mm-hmm.
Start talking, or the deal's off.
[Kelly Clarkson's Walk Away]