Émission TV: Nip/Tuck - 6x17

>> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK...
>> CHRISTIAN TROY.
SEAN McNAMARA, RIGHT?
>> I WAS SEEING THE FUTURE OF MEDICINE.
>> PLASTIC SURGERY?
>> THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE.
>> TELL ME WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> MY ASS.
>> MY EYES.
>> MY KNEES.
>> YOUR KNEES?
>> EVERYTHING.
>> YOUR RIGHT EYE IS HALF A MILLIMETER HIGHER THAN YOUR LEFT.
ILL GIVE YOU BOTOX HERE AND HERE.
THE BREASTS COULD GO ONE SIZE BIGGER.
AND FINISH OFF WITH SOME ABDOMINAL LIPO.
>> [INDISTINCT] >> WOULD YOU HAVE TO FIX ANYTHING?
>> LIPOSUCTION RIGHT HERE.
NOW, YOUR BOOBS, LIFT THEM JUST A LITTLE BIT.
HERE...AND HERE.
>> YOU ARE A MODEL OF PHYSICAL PERFECTION.
>> BUT I CAN BE BETTER.
I'VE IDENTIFIED THESE AS MY PROBLEM AREAS.
DIET?
IS THAT WHAT WE TELL THE 20 PEOPLE A WEEK WHO COME IN HERE?
WERE IN THE QUICK FIX BIZ.
I THINK YOU COULD GO UP TO A DOUBLE "D."
A "C."
>> CAN I GO BIGGER?
OHH!
>> I WANT TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BE BEAUTIFUL.
>> BEAUTY IS SYMMETRY, AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.
>> TELL US WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELVES.
IS THAT WHAT YOU STILL ASK ALL YOUR CONSULTS?
>> WELL DONE.
YOU REMEMBERED.
>> YEAH.
>> DO YOU REMEMBER US?
>> OF COURSE.
UH, MAUREEN AND MARSHALL AYRES FROM MIAMI.
YOU FIRST CAME TO SEE US IN 02, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
REAL ESTATE BROKERS, RIGHT? "
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE WHO CARES, BUY YOUR HOME FROM AYRES."
>> AH!
>> YEAH, WE FIGURED THAT GETTING DUAL FACELIFTS WOULD HELP TO BOOST OUR BUSINESS BACK THEN.
THE HOUSING MARKET WAS SO HOT, YOU KNOW, YOU NEEDED TO DO ANYTHING YOU COULD TO COMPETE.
>> IMAGE WAS EVERYTHING, AND PROJECTING SUCCESS MEANT LOOKING YOUNGER.
>> OF COURSE.
AND THOSE ARE OURS, TOO, AREN'T THEY?
>> YEP.
OH, AND...[GRUNTS] MY CALF IMPLANTS.
HEH HEH.
>> THEY STILL LOOK GREAT.
DON'T THEY?
>> YEAH.
>> HUH?
>> SO WHAT BRINGS YOU TO LOS ANGELES?
>> YOU GUYS.
>> OK, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
MAYBE A FEATHER LIFT, OR REMOVE SOME OF THE PUFFINESS AROUND THE EYES?
>> WE WANT YOU TO, UM...
REVERSE EVERYTHING.
YOU GUYS SOLD US A BAD BILL OF GOODS.
>> SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU WANT US TO UNDO YOUR FACELIFTS.
>> AND TAKE OUT THE IMPLANTS.
>> SO YOU CAN LOOK WORSE.
>> SO WE CAN LOOK REAL.
>> FORGIVE ME, BUT FOR YOUR AGES YOU BOTH LOOK PRETTY GOOD.
>> PRETTY GOOD?
I THINK THEY LOOK GREAT.
THE REAL ISSUE IS NOT ABOUT UNDOING ANYTHING, ITS ABOUT TEACHING YOU ABOUT THE TECHNIQUES THAT WE USE TODAY.
>> YOU DON'T GET IT.
ITS NOT ABOUT REFINING A PROCEDURE, ITS THE WHOLE CONCEPT.
>> LOOK, BACK IN THE 1940s, DOCTORS RECOMMENDED CIGARETTES TO THEIR PATIENTS TO CALM THEM DOWN.
NOW LOOK WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT THOSE CANCER STICKS.
ITS NO DIFFERENT.
>> NOBODY EVER DIED FROM LOOKING TOO YOUNG OR LOOKING TOO BEAUTIFUL.
IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THEM OUT, THAT'S FINE.
DO WHATEVER YOU GOTTA DO, OK?
BUT ITS NOT GONNA COST YOU ANY LESS THAN IT DID WHEN WE PUT THEM IN.
>> WE WERE HOPING THERE WOULD BE NO CHARGE.
>> OUR BUSINESS HAS DROPPED OVER 50% IN THE LAST 3 YEARS, JUST BECAUSE OF HOW WE LOOK.
>> WE USED TO BE THE FACES YOU COULD TRUST.
BUT WITH THIS TIGHTNESS, WE LOOK LIKE WERE JUST ADVERTISING OUR OWN SELF-LOATHING.
WOULD YOU BUY A HOUSE FROM SOMEONE LIKE THAT?
>> WE MADE THE CHOICE TO GET THE WORK DONE, BUT WE WERE LED TO BELIEVE THAT SOCIETY ACCEPTED IT.
YOU KNOW, THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGING, AND IF YOU GUYS DON'T KEEP UP, YOU'RE GONNA GET SWEPT AWAY JUST LIKE US.
>> OH, SEAN.
CHRISTIAN, WOULD YOU GROW UP, FOR GOD SAKES?!
FOR GOD SAKES.
>> DR.
CRUZ?
HI.
IM DANIELLA CREIGHTON.
YOUR FRIENDLY DRUG DEALER.
>> OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> VERY CUTE.
CHICKEN?
>> I THINK ITS A TURKEY.
>> UH, SO WHATS THE, UH, NEW GROUNDBREAKING ANESTHESIA I MUST HAVE?
>> SUNEDRA.
PROSPROPOFOL DISODIUM.
AND IT CONVERTS INTO PROPOFOL ONCE INSIDE THE BODY.
>> OK, WELL, HIT ME.
WHY IS SUNEDRA BETTER, IN 10 WORDS OR LESS?
>> UH, ELIMINATES NEGATIVE AFTER-EFFECTS OF GENERAL ANESTHESIA 89% OF...TIME.
>> YOU JUST MADE IT.
>> [LAUGHING] WAS THAT 107?
>> YEAH, THAT WAS 10.
>> WHAT IS IT, LIZZIE?
WE CAME AS SOON AS WE HEARD YOUR SHRIEK.
>> DOES THIS BELONG TO YOU?
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT TURKEY BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
DR.
CHRISTIAN TROY.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> DANIELLA CREIGHTON.
>> GREAT.
>> PENKALA PHARMACEUTICALS.
>> SEAN McNAMARA.
ITS NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> ITS NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
I'VE GOT SOME GREAT DISCOUNTS.
UH, TWO OF OUR BEST CLIENTS RECENTLY TOOK EARLY RETIREMENT, SO WERE OVERSTOCKED.
>> REALLY?
ANYBODY WE KNOW?
>> DR.
CHAIKEN AND DR.
GAINES.
>> CHUCK GAINES?
JESUS, HES YOUNGER THAN I AM.
>> I THINK HE GOT DEPRESSED.
HE KEPT SAYING HOW PLASTIC SURGERY WAS OVER AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE LAST ONE TO TURN THE LIGHTS OUT.
SO, WILL YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE CLINICAL TESTS RESULTS AND GET BACK TO ME?
>> I SURE WILL.
>> EVEN IF ITS A NO.
>> I WILL.
>> IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING YOU.
>> IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING YOU.
>> YEAH, SEE YOU.
>> CIAO.
>> WOW.
WAS SHE REALLY COMING ON TO ME.
>> SHE WAS WEARING A WEDDING RING, LIZ.
>> YEAH, SO?
MARRIED WOMEN HAVE FLIRTED WITH ME BEFORE.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, ITS CALLED BI-CURIOUS.
>> ITS CALLED BUY MY STUFF.
>> YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK SHE WAS HERE JUST TO...SELL ME DRUGS.
I MEAN, AFTER 30 YEARS OF BEING A LESBIAN, I THINK THAT I HAVE SOME INSTINCTS ABOUT THESE THINGS, YOU KNOW.
>> FINE.
JUST BE CAREFUL, OK?
YOU ONLY HAVE ONE KIDNEY LEFT.
[POP] OH, YOU TURKEY.
>> WOW.
COUPLES COMING IN TO HAVE THEIR PLASTIC SURGERY REVERSED.
DOCTORS LIKE GAINES CLOSING THEIR DOORS.
THIS MIGHT BE A TREND WERE LOOKING AT.
>> JESUS, ONE COUPLE AND A RETIREE AND YOU START TO PANIC.
>> IM JUST SAYING IT MIGHT BE SMART TO DIVERSIFY, MAYBE BRING ON A DERMATOLOGIST, DO MORE FILLERS.
>> YOU EVER EATEN AT LAWRYS?
IT DIDN'T CHANGE ITS MENU WHEN THE REST OF THE COUNTRY DECIDED TO CHANGE ITS EATING HABITS.
IT STUCK WITH WHAT IT DID BEST, RIGHT?
MEATS, POTATOES, SALADS.
PLASTIC SURGERY WILL DIE WHEN PEOPLE BEGIN TO LOOK AT THEMSELVES FOR BEAUTY AND SELF-ESTEEM.
AND A HERD OF GEESE WILL FLY UP MY ASS.
MAKE ME...
A PERFECT SOUL, A PERFECT MIND, A PERFECT FACE, A PERFECT...
LIFE >> YOU'RE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR INJECTIBLES.
>> YOU A SMOKER, SEAN?
>> NO.
>> NEVER?
>> NO.
YOU DRINK, THOUGH.
LOOKING AT YOUR FACE, ID SAY YOU'RE A 3-SCOTCH-A-NIGHT MAN.
THIS CREPEY AREA HERE-- DEHYDRATION.
NOTHING TURNS YOU INTO AN OLD MAN FASTER.
>> I CAN SEE I NEED SOME HELP.
WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?
>> LETS START WITH 15cc OF COSMODERM IN THE LIP LINES.
BEEN FEELING A LITTLE BITTER AND JUDGMENTAL LATELY?
NOW NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
THEYLL JUST BE DRAWN TO YOUR POSITIVE, BOYISH CHARM.
10cc OF RADIESSE, BYE-BYE, JOWLS.
10cc OF LIDOCAINE...
AND DEFINITELY SOME BOTOX.
HOW AMAZING IS THAT?
>> HMM.
NOT BAD.
>> STAY THERE.
I DON'T DO THIS FOR EVERYONE, BUT YOU ARE SO CUTE.
YOU DON'T FEEL THE WINDS OF CHANGE.
PLASTIC SURGERY IS JUST NOT COOL ANYMORE.
WERE BEING CALLED TO A HIGHER PURPOSE.
PEOPLE JUST FEEL WRONG ABOUT SELF-MUTILATION FOR YOUTH AND PRESTIGE.
AND WHO HAS 2 WEEKS RECOVERY TIME?
IT IS SO 2004.
>> SO TOXINS AND FACE FILLERS ARE YOUR HIGHER PURPOSE?
>> WHATS YOURS?
DARE I ASK?
I HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET, BUT AT THE MOMENT, I JUST MUTILATE PEOPLE FOR YOUTH AND PRESTIGE.
>> [CHUCKLES] >> CALL ME THE FACE OF 2004.
[FOOTSTEPS] >> DID YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO READ THE RESULTS FROM THE CLINICAL TRIALS?
>> UM...NO.
IM SORRY, BUT I HAVE NOT.
>> MM, >> LISTEN, UM...
>> DANI.
>> DANI.
>> UH, I FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE STAYING WITH THE PROPOFOL.
IM USED TO IT, AND, UM...
IM JUST GONNA STAY WITH IT.
>> OK, THEN.
>> WELL, IT WAS NICE TO HAVE MET YOU.
>> VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
>> YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO...
I DON'T KNOW, UM...
HAVE LUNCH WITH ME SOMETIME, WOULD YOU?
I PROMISE, NO SHOP TALK.
>> HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR HUSBANDS GONNA FEEL ABOUT THAT?
>> WERE...WERE SEPARATED.
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
IM SORRY.
I JUST--I HAVE THESE THOUGHTS...
FANTASIES, AND I NEVER ACT ON THEM, BUT...YOU JUST--YOU SEEM SO-- >> AVAILABLE?
>> BEAUTIFUL.
>> OH, GOD.
IM SO SORRY.
IM JUST--IM GOING THROUGH A PHASE.
WE ALWAYS HAVE A LOT OF YOGURT HERE.
ON THE OTHER HAND...
IM VERY PARTIAL TO DINNER.
Roberta Flack: THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW YOUR FACE...
>> IM NEVER GONNA HAVE A FACELIFT.
BOTOX MAYBE, BUT NO FACELIFTS.
>> THAT'S THE REASON YOU'RE ONLY AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST, LIZZIE, AND NOT A SUCCESSFUL SURGEON LIKE MYSELF.
OK?
YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO GO THE DISTANCE.
>> YOU'RE DEAD WRONG, SMARTYPANTS.
THE REASON I BECAME AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST IS SO THAT I COULD SWITCH MY SPECIALTIES WHENEVER I WANTED.
CALL ME IN A YEAR WHEN YOU'RE STANDING OVER AN EMPTY OPERATING TABLE AND IM MAKING BANK OVER THE HEART INSTITUTE AT CEDARS.
>> OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
FANCYPANTS, HUH?
OH, YOU LOOK GOOD.
MAYBE TOO GOOD.
GET AN EXTRA HOURS SLEEP?
IS THAT WHY YOU'RE LATE?
>> YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON, HUH?
>> WELL, I WENT TO SEE JILL JACOBSON YESTERDAY.
I SAMPLED FROM HER INJECTIBLES MENU.
>> WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO TO HER?
WE CAN DO ANYTHING SHE DOES AND BETTER.
>> DERMATOLOGISTS SPECIALIZE IN THAT KIND OF TREATMENT, AND FRANKLY, THEY DO A MUCH BETTER JOB.
>> FINE, OK?
BUT WHEN THE STUFF WEARS OFF, I DON'T WANT YOU GOING BACK TO HER.
IF ANYBODY SHOULD BE STABBING YOU WITH A NEEDLE, ITS ME AND NOT THE COMPETITION.
>> SHES NOT THE COMPETITION ANYMORE.
I HIRED HER THIS MORNING.
>> HUH.
YOU CANT HIRE ANYONE WITHOUT MY APPROVAL.
>> DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL LOVE HER.
YOU'RE HAVING DINNER WITH HER TOMORROW NIGHT.
Roberta Flack: YOUR FACE >> CHRISTIAN TROY?
>> THAT'S ME.
>> HAVE A SEAT.
WERE RUNNING A LITTLE BEHIND TODAY.
>> HMM., HEY.
HMM.
ARE THEY ALWAYS THIS BUSY?
>> NO.
ITS USUALLY WORSE.
>> SO YOU COME HERE QUITE A BIT, THEN?
>> EVERY 6 WEEKS.
>> WOW.
[CHUCKLES] THAT MUST BE AWFUL.
>> NO, ITS NOT SO BAD.
ITS JUST LIKE GETTING A HAIRCUT.
>> I MEANT WASTING YOUR TIME AND MONEY ON SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T WORK.
>> I BEG YOUR PARDON?
>> YOU DO REALIZE THAT IF YOU ONLY USE INJECTIBLES, YOU'LL NEVER BE SATISFIED.
SURE, THERE'S THE HIGH OF LOOKING GOOD WHEN YOU FIRST GET IT DONE.
BUT THEN YOU START SEEING THE SPOTS THE DOCTOR MISSED RIGHT AWAY.
LIKE THESE LINES, HERE.
OF COURSE, THE DOCTORS ONLY TOO WILLING TO SQUEEZE YOU IN.
ITS MORE MONEY FOR HER.
>> THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME AGAIN.
>> GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
>> JUST RIGHT HERE I NOTICED.
>> OK.
>> YOU CANT ARGUE WITH THE RESULTS, THOUGH.
>> IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR REAL VALUE AND LONG-LASTING RESULTS, THE ONLY THING YOU CAN RELY ON IS A QUALIFIED SURGEON.
TAKE ONE.
GREAT.
THANK YOU.
>> LOIS, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
I THOUGHT WE WERE OVERBOOKED.
>> THEY ALL GOT A BETTER OFFER.
>> HOW DARE YOU GET RID OF MY PATIENTS LIKE THAT.
>> THEY LEFT OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL.
>> ONLY AFTER YOU FED THEM SOME BULLSHIT LINE ABOUT THE MARVELS OF PLASTIC SURGERY.
>> ACTUALLY, IT WAS AN EDUCATED DECISION BASED ON YEARS OF PRACTICE.
OF COURSE, I DIDN'T DO A ONE-YEAR COURSE AT A COMMUNITY COLLEGE TO BECOME A BEAUTICIAN.
[LAUGHS] SO, IM SURE THAT I MISSED OUT ON SOME OF THE FINER POINTS.
>> OH, I GET IT.
THIS IS SOME KIND OF TEST, TO SEE WHAT IM MADE OF BEFORE WE START WORKING TOGETHER?
>> OH, WERE NOT WORKING TOGETHER, SWEET CHEEKS.
SEE, MY PARTNER NEEDED MY APPROVAL FOR YOU TO COME ABOARD AND I CAME TO TELL YOU THAT I DON'T APPROVE.
>> THINGS ARE REALLY BAD, AREN'T THEY?
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> THE BUSINESS.
IT MUST BE.
OR YOU WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE SUCH SHIT.
>> [CHUCKLES] >> I THINK YOU NEED MY HELP.
>> I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
YOU COME TO MY OFFICE, AND ILL HELP YOU FILL OUT THAT CLEAVAGE OF YOURS.
WHAT ARE YOU, AN "A" CUP?
>> IS THAT A PROBLEM FOR YOU?
>> THAT AND YOUR PANCAKE ASS, BUT, UM, WE COULD FIX THAT, TOO.
>> HMM.
AND, UH...
WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO TO MY ASS, DR.
TROY?
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE US A QUICK LOOK HERE, HUH?
THIS ASS?
THERE'S A LOT I COULD DO WITH THAT.
I COULD DEFINITELY TAKE YOU UP TO A "C" CUP.
>> SHOULD WE LOCK THE DOOR?
>> WHY, HUH?
ALL YOUR PATIENTS ARE GONE.
>> ACTUALLY, THERE'S PROBABLY ANOTHER 10 OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.
>> [CHUCKLES] >> SEE, I CAN BOOK EVERY 15 MINUTES FOR 8 HOURS.
BUT SINCE YOU'RE PART OF THE OLD GUARD...
>> [CHUCKLES] >> I GUESS YOU'LL NEVER GET TO EXPERIENCE WHAT I REALLY HAD TO OFFER YOU.
WHICH WAS A FUTURE.
TELL SEAN I SAID THANKS FOR THE OPPORTUNITY.
>> I WILL.
AND IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT THE, UH, "C" CUP, YOU LET ME KNOW.
[MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE] [GLASS BREAKS] >> SHIT!
JUST A MINUTE.
[EXHALES] BUTTERFINGERS.
COME ON IN.
COME IN.
ID KEEP YOUR SHOES ON.
>> OK.
>> YEAH.
[BOTH LAUGH] >> ITS BEAUTIFUL HERE, HUH?
>> OH, THANK YOU.
SO, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WINE?
I--I GOT SOME WHITE AND SOME RED THAT MY HUSBAND BROUGHT BACK FROM NAPA.
UH, HES AN EXPERT.
I, UH, THINK HE KNEW MORE ABOUT WINE THAN HE KNEW ABOUT ME.
OH, GOD, I DIDN'T EVEN ASK IF YOU DRANK.
I JUST--I'VE HEARD THAT MOST LESBIANS ARE ALCOHOLICS.
>> OH.
WELL, I MUST BE IN THE SUPER MINORITY.
UM, I PREFER RED.
>> ME, TOO.
ISNT THAT WILD?
>> YEAH.
>> OH!
>> OH!
CAN I USE THIS?
>> OH, GOD.
>> GOD COMING TO THE RESCUE.
>> OH, GOOD.
>> IS THIS YOUR FIRST DATE WITH A WOMAN?
>> IS IT THAT OBVIOUS?
>> [CHUCKLES] [BOTH CHUCKLING] >> LOOK, BELIEVE ME, IM NOT JUST EXPERIMENTING.
IM LIKE 75% SURE THAT IM GAY.
>> 75%, HUH?
HMM?
>> I'VE, UM...I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED TO WOMEN.
AND, UM...IT LEAVES THE FACT THAT IN ALL THE YEARS WITH MY HUSBAND, I NEVER ONCE HAD, UH...
I KNOW.
>> HMM., >> WELL, BOTTOMS UP.
[GLASSES CLINK] OH, SHIT, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
THE-- >> WHAT YOU DOIN?
>> IM TAKING CARE OF THE OTHER 25%.
>> ITS--ITS JUST, UM...
I'VE NEVER...
AND...
I JUST--I DON'T WANT YOU TO EXPECT TOO MUCH.
>> I DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING.
OK?
I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU ORGASM.
JUST TRUST ME.
ITS GONNA BE OK.
ALL RIGHT?
OK.
>> I TRUST YOU.
OHH...
OHH...
[HEART BEATING LOUDLY] OHH...
OHH...OHH...
OH!
OHH!
OHH!
UHH!
UHH!
[ECHOING] >> SEAN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CALL YOUR LITTLE INJECTIBLES WENCH AND TELL HER SHE WONT BE HAVING A JOB HERE.
IM NOT BUDGING ON THAT ONE, BY THE WAY, SO DON'T TAX YOU'RE ALREADY OVERWORKED BRAIN TRYING TO COME UP WITH A WAY TO TALK ME OUT OF IT.
>> YEAH, I THINK WERE ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT THAT.
>> WOW!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
>> TOO MUCH FILLER.
>> YOU WENT BACK A SECOND TIME?
>> AND A THIRD.
>> A THIRD?
>> YEAH, LAUGH AWAY, PAL.
YOU'RE GONNA BE DOING THE CORRECTION.
5cc OF HYALURONIDASE WHEREVER SHE INJECTED ME.
>> SO, FELLAS, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH A BERNIE GREENSTEIN, WHO SAID THAT HES REPRESENTING THE AYERS, AND THEY ARE FILING A LAWSUIT AGAINST US, CLAIMING LOSS OF INCOME DUE TO MISREPRESENTATION AND MALPRACTICE.
OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT YOU.
WHOD YOU PISS OFF?
>> DON'T.
>> WELL, HES TRYING TO GET A COURT ORDER TO SEE A LIST OF OUR PATIENTS, HOPING THAT THERE ARE MORE DISGRUNTLED FOLKS.
>> BERNIE GREENDICK IS AN ASSHOLE.
OK?
AND EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO TABLOID, UH, HEADLINES, OK?
SO WHO GIVES A SHIT?
>> ALL RIGHT, COULD WE PUT THE LAWSUIT ASIDE AND BRING THE SWELLING DOWN?
PLEASE?
>> YOU'RE WRONG, SEAN.
WE HAVE PLENTY TO WORRY ABOUT.
ALL PEOPLE NEED TO DO IS HEAR THE NAME McNAMARA AND TROY IN CONTEXT WITH A LAWSUIT AND WERE SCREWED.
>> OW.
NO, NO, NO, WE CANT WORRY ABOUT THAT.
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
ITS ALL OVER, ANYWAY.
THE WHOLE PURSUIT OF PERFECTION IS A GIGANTIC HOAX.
NOTHING CHANGES.
>> WE NEED TO PUT UP A FIGHT, ALL RIGHT?
IM GONNA GET A FEATHER LIFT AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT TO ME, AND YOU'RE GONNA SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE DO HERE.
>> UH.
OW.
AND THAT WOULD DO WHAT, BESIDES TAKE YOU OUT OF SURGERY FOR A WEEK?
>> YOU'LL BE THE POSTER BOY FOR INJECTIBLES, OK?
ILL BE THE FACE OF THE BUSINESS AND THE FUTURE OF PLASTIC SURGERY.
>> ALL RIGHT, OLD MAN.
YOU SURE YOU'RE READY TO DO THIS?
>> HOLD ON.
I DIDN'T GET THAT.
WAIT.
UM, CAN YOU SAY YOUR LINE AGAIN FOR ME, PLEASE?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> ITS OK.
SHES FILMING THIS.
I ASKED HER TO.
WERE GONNA PUT THE WHOLE THING ON YOUTUBE.
>> THE SURGERY?
>> YES.
ITS PIONEERING, JUST LIKE WE USED TO BE.
ANY LUCK, THIS WHOLE THING WILL GO VIRAL AND THE WORLD WILL GET TO SEE JUST HOW EASY A FACELIFT CAN BE THESE DAYS.
>> OH, YEAH, THATLL WORK.
>> WE GET A HALF A MILLION HITS, YOU WAIT--WELL GO FROM BEING SUED TO BEING STARS AGAIN.
>> YEAH.
>> LOOK.
[LAUGHS] I KNOW IT MAKES YOU A LITTLE ANXIOUS TO BE ON CAMERA.
SO JUST PRETEND ITS NOT THERE.
OK?
>> OK.
>> OK.
NOW SAY YOUR LINE AGAIN.
AND DO IT GOOD.
>> UH...ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY TO DO THIS?
>> ABSOLU--ABSOLUTELY, DOC.
[CLICKS TONGUE] HEH HEH.
LETS OPERATE.
>> MUSIC.
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] >> SWEET DREAMS.
>> ALL RIGHT...10...
9...8...
7...6...
[MONITOR BEEPING] [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] [INDISTINCT CHATTER] [TICKING] [CAMERAS CLICKING, SHOUTING] [SHOUTING] >> CAN YOU FEEL IT?
I MEAN, THE ENERGY IS JUST ELECTRIFYING.
AND JUST THINK, IN A FEW MINUTES WELL BE AT THE END OF AN ERA, AND EVERYBODY WHO IS ANYBODY WHO NO LONGER LOOKS THE WAY THEY USED TO WILL BE HERE TONIGHT.
SPEAKING OF THAT, LOOK WHO IS HERE.
ITS DR.
SEAN McNAMARA.
>> SEAN!
>> HELLO.
DON'T YOU LOOK DASHING.
>> WELL, JOAN, WHEN THEY TOLD ME THAT WED BE CELEBRATING THE DEMISE OF PLASTIC SURGERY TONIGHT, I KNEW I COULDN'T SHOW UP IN SCRUBS.
>> [LAUGHS] AND THIS IS YOUR DATE?
>> YES.
THIS IS MY NEW PARTNER CURTIS.
>> OH.
I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.
>> WELL, THANK YOU.
MY DAUGHTER ACTUALLY PICKED IT OUT.
>> OH, HELLO.
DON'T TELL ME.
VALENTINO, RIGHT?
CROCODILE COLLECTION?
I HAVE THE SAME THING IN MY CLOSET.
[ALL LAUGH] >> WELL, WE SHOULD GET GOING.
WERE ALREADY LATE AS IT IS.
>> SEAN, WAIT!
[CAMERAS CLICKING, CHATTER] >> AH!
LOOK WHO'S HERE--THE ONE MAN WHO SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYED THE FINE ART OF PLASTIC SURGERY, DR.
CHRISTIAN TROY.
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DOC, TRYING TO CRASH THE PARTY?
>> NO, I HAVE TO STOP-- >> IF ANYONE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED, DOCTOR, I THINK ITS YOU.
MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN FROM THE LAWSUIT, HUH?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
HEY, DOC!
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
[INDISTINCT CHATTER] >> OH.
YEAH, I GOT HIM RIGHT HERE.
OH, SIR.
IM SORRY.
THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY.
YOU CANT COME IN.
YOUR NAME, ITS NOT EVEN ON THE LIST.
PLEASE STEP BACK.
>> SUCH A PRETTY PIG, ISNT HE?
>> VERY PRETTY.
BUT DO YOU THINK HES DONE?
>> ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
AHEM.
OOH.
EEW.
A LITTLE OVERDONE, ID SAY.
>> LADIES, I AM SO SORRY THAT YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR MEAL.
BUT HE JUST REFUSED TO LET ME TENDERIZE HIM FIRST.
>> LOOK--HEH HEH--WERE STARVING.
NOW, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT WE CAN DO.
>> LETS ASK THE MAN HIMSELF, SHALL WE?
>> GOOD IDEA.
[POP] ALL: TELL US WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> EVERYTHING.
>> HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
LOOK AT ME.
>> LOOK AT ME.
IM ON THE WRONG SIDE OF 40.
I GOT A...
FAKE TIT FROM A ONE-IN-A-MILLION CANCER.
I CANT LOSE THE POUNDS LIKE I USED TO.
MY HAIR KEEPS FALLING OUT.
MY ENTIRE LIVELIHOOD IS BECOMING THE ENRON OF SURGICAL PROCEDURES.
AND NOW MY CLOSEST FRIEND, MY...
BIGGEST SUPPORTER IS LEAVING ME.
>> OH, QUIT BEING SO NEGATIVE.
YOU SOUND LIKE SEAN.
WHEN YOU SHOW NO FEAR, YOU PROJECT CONFIDENCE AND YOUR LIFE WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE APPEARANCE OF SUCCESS.
AND IMAGE IS EVERYTHING.
IS IT NOT?
>> SO...WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME, THEN?
>> HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT INJECTIBLES?
THEY REALLY ARE THE FUTURE.
>> THIS IS BULLSHIT.
>> ILL GET SEAN TO DO THE SURGERY.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING?
I'VE BEEN WAITING 20 YEARS TO HIGHLIGHT ALL YOUR FLAWS.
>> WHY, DO I HAVE A LOT?
>> [TAKES DEEP BREATH] WELL, FOR STARTERS, YOU'RE POMPOUS, SELF-CENTERED, ALMOST SOCIOPATHIC IN YOUR COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR ANYONE BESIDES YOURSELF.
YOU HAVE ALMOST NO TALENT IN THE OPERATING ROOM.
BUT YOU'VE MANAGED TO MAKE AN ENTIRE CAREER RIDING ON MY COATTAILS, ALL THE WHILE INSISTING THAT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS THE REAL STAR.
FOR THE LONGEST TIME I ACTUALLY ADMIRED YOU FOR HOW EASILY LIFE SEEMED TO BEND TO YOUR WILL, HOW WOMEN FELL AT YOUR FEET.
AND THEN I GREW TO HATE YOU FOR HOW CARELESS AND SINGLE-MINDED YOU COULD BE.
NOW I JUST THINK ITS SAD, BECAUSE FOR SOMEONE WHO'S SO DESPERATE TO SUCCEED AND GET RECOGNITION, I SEE JUST HOW LONELY YOU REALLY ARE.
WHEN IM GONE, YOU'LL HAVE NO ONE LEFT IN YOUR LIFE WHO CARES FOR YOU.
AND...
YOU WILL DIE ALONE.
>> AM I REALLY THIS UGLY?
>> DON'T BE UPSET.
LET YOUR SHORTCOMINGS AND YOUR FLAWS FUEL YOU.
LET THEM PUSH YOU FURTHER THAN YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU COULD GO.
WHEN YOU STOP STRIVING FOR PERFECTION, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD, BUDDY BOY.
[PATS HIM] [WAVES CRASHING] >> IM SO SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
>> DON'T BE.
IM NOT DEAD.
I HAVE SO MUCH SILICONE IN ME, I STAYED AFLOAT FOR DAYS.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
ITS OK.
COME ON.
I'VE HAD A REALLY LONG DAY.
[TICKING] >> I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
>> PROVE IT.
Kimbers voice: YOU COULDN'T SAVE ME, HONEY.
NOBODY COULD.
GOOD-BYE, CHRISTIAN.
>> DON'T WORRY, ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> YOU DON'T SEE THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE?
COME GIVE YOUR DAD A HUG.
>> GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER, YOU'RE A MONSTER.
>> YOU CAN TRY AND DENY WHERE YOU CAME FROM AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE DADDYS LITTLE BOY.
>> [GRUNTS] >> UHH!
AW, ARE YOU TRYING TO REARRANGE MY FACE, JUST LIKE YOU'RE DOING TO YOUR OWN ON THE SURGERY TABLE RIGHT NOW?
[CHUCKLES] AHH.
STOP FIGHTING WHO YOU ARE.
MY DARKNESS IS A PART OF YOU.
YOU HAVE MY DNA, CHRISTIAN.
YOU HAVE MY DNA.
ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU DID A LOT OF THE HEAVY LIFTING ON YOUR OWN.
>> STOP.
SEAN, PLEASE, DON'T HURT ME.
>> OH, IT'LL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
DID YOU KNOW THAT GETTING A FACELIFT IS THE PHYSIOLOGICAL EQUIVALENT OF GOING THROUGH A WINDSHIELD AT 60 MILES AN HOUR?
>> PLEASE, DON'T.
PLEASE.
[MUFFLED MUMBLING] >> I CAN BRING HIM OUT NOW.
>> WERE DONE.
TURN THAT THING OFF.
>> [GRUNTS] NEVER LET ME GIVE A PATIENT A HARD TIME ABOUT PAIN AGAIN.
AHH!
OHH.
>> YOU KNOW, UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, ID RUB IT IN.
BUT BECAUSE YOU DID IT FOR THE BUSINESS, IM GONNA INCREASE YOUR MORPHINE REGIME AND SAY THANK YOU.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> OH, I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED GOOD ALREADY.
YOU DIDN'T DO THIS BECAUSE OF A LAWSUIT OR BECAUSE YOU TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM.
YOU DID IT BECAUSE YOU WANTED A FACELIFT.
>> I NOTICED IT WHILE I WAS SHAVING A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.
NOTHING ANYBODY ELSE WOULD SEE, BUT I DO THIS FOR A LIVING.
>> EVERYONE GETS OLDER, CHRISTIAN.
YOU KNOW, AND YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE LUCKY ONES.
YOU'RE ONLY GONNA GET BETTER LOOKING.
>> HMM., YOU KNOW WHY I HAVE RELATIONSHIPS THAT NEVER LAST?
OR WHY I TRADE IN MY CAR EVERY 6 MONTHS?
>> A.D.D.?
A COMPLETE LACK OF A SOUL?
>> NO.
I HATE CHANGE.
TERRIFIED BY IT.
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THINGS END.
I LIKE TO END THEM MYSELF, ON MY OWN TERMS.
>> IT KEEPS YOU FROM GETTING HURT, HUH?
>> IT ALSO KEEPS ME ALONE.
I JUST CANT ACCEPT IT WHEN THINGS ARE OVER.
WHEN THINGS ARE PERFECT, YOU KNOW.
>> LIFE IS NOT PERFECT.
LIFE IS MESSY.
SOMETIMES LIFE IS VERY MESSY.
>> WE STILL TALKING ABOUT ME?
>> IM TALKING ABOUT LIFE.
YOU KNOW, AND WANTING THINGS TO BE PERFECT AND GETTING DISAPPOINTED OVER AND OVER AND OVER BECAUSE ITS NEVER GONNA BE.
THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
YOU END UP BEING ALONE.
>> HMM.
DEPRESSING.
>> I SLEPT WITH DANIELLA.
SHES GREAT, OK.
SHES ABSOLUTELY GREAT.
AND SHES GORGEOUS AND SHES FUNNY AND...GORGEOUS.
>> MM-HMM, >> YOU KNOW, I THINK, OK, I'VE WAITED AND THIS IS MY REWARD, RIGHT?
WE WERE MAKING LOVE AND, UH, SHES HAVING THIS ORGASM THAT'S JUST...
>> [CHUCKLES] >> I KNOW.
AND THEN SHE, UH...
>> SHE WHAT?
>> I CANT EVEN SAY IT.
I CANT SAY IT.
>> EJACULATED?
>> LIKE A FIRE HOSE.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> I ALMOST DROWNED.
>> HA HA.
>> ITS NOT FUNNY.
>> ITS PRETTY FUNNY.
>> I MEAN, I TOLD HER, I SAID, "ITS OK.
I DON'T MIND IT, I THINK OF IT AS A COMPLIMENT."
BUT THE TRUTH IS-- >> THE TRUTH IS YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME.
YOU WANT LIFE TO BE EASY AND CLEAN.
THAT'S A DAMN SHAME.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR] >> WHO IS IT?
>> ITS ME, LIZ.
CAN I COME IN?
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> PLEASE?
LOOK, I KNOW I DIDN'T CALL YOU, AND ITS ONLY BECAUSE-- >> YOU WERE REPULSED AND DISGUSTED.
>> NO.
SHOCKED.
>> THANKS.
>> ONLY BECAUSE IT WAS UNEXPECTED.
AND IT FREAKED ME OUT, AND I GOT SCARED.
ITS NOT YOU.
I THOUGHT THAT WOMEN WHO COULD, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW...
>> SQUIRT.
>> YEAH, SQUIRT.
I THOUGHT THEY ONLY EXISTED IN LESBIAN PORN.
BUT YOU ARE SO REAL.
AND I DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP ON SOMEONE WHO I FEEL SO CONNECTED TO BECAUSE OF MY IGNORANCE.
YOU ARE WONDERFUL.
AND I AM SO SORRY.
>> HEY, HON.
WHO IS IT?
>> UM, ITS DR.
ELIZABETH CRUZ FROM McNAMARA/TROY.
SHES A CLIENT OF MINE, AND WE DISCOVERED THAT WERE NEIGHBORS, SO I TOLD HER THAT IF THERE WAS ANY SAMPLE SHE WANTED, SHE COULD JUST--SHE COULD STOP BY.
THIS IS MY HUSBAND EDWARD.
>> HI.
NICE TO MEET YOU, DR.
CRUZ.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> WHATEVER SHES SELLING, CANT GO WRONG.
>> RIGHT.
>> HOW ABOUT I WALK YOU OUT?
>> SURE.
>> ILL BE RIGHT BACK, SWEETIE.
>> OK, SURE.
>> ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR HUSBAND?
>> I CANT DO IT, LIZ.
I CANT.
I CANT BE GAY.
>> YOU ARE GAY.
>> MAYBE.
BUT...
AT LEAST WITH HIM IM NORMAL.
I DON'T DO THAT.
>> YOU'RE GONNA MISS OUT ON A LOT OF JOY.
>> BEING LIKE THAT DOESN'T BRING ME JOY.
ITS JUST NOT HOW I SEE MYSELF.
ITS JUST NOT...
NOT HOW I WANT TO SEE MYSELF.
IM--IM SO SORRY.
>> ME, TOO.
>> AHH, THAT'S THE KIND OF CALL