Émission TV: South of Nowhere - 3x7
You know, chocolate is an aphrodisiac even if it is on a donut?
I like to be prepared.
You came!
Yeah.
I'm sorry I'm so late!
Quengo was a nightmare.
It's okay, you're still here.
Please don't hate me, but I can't stay.
Blame Kyla!
Apparently, Jake ran away to do something.
Some gig, whatever that means.
So that makes me her new designated handler.
It sounds important.
It's not, though!
She's just all needy and clingy and...
What was I supposed to do?
We're twinned at the hip these days, and it's only gonna get worse.
Well, she may just be excited about the album.
Yeah, that's probably what it is because when I was talking to her about it, she didn't...
You haven't told her yet, have you?
Yeah, I haven't found a good time.
I think that you just don't want her to steal your thunder.
No, that's not what it is.
This was supposed to be my thing.
She already has a club, and her fame, and a blogger.
My music is all I have.
Well, sometimes it's nice to share things with somebody.
Speaking of sharing...
Please tell me that the camera added ten pounds.
Look at that!
Oh my God, you're in a magazine!
How cool is that?
Yeah, but look at the caption, it even says: "Kyla Davies with sister Ashley"!
Last time I checked, her name was Kyla Woods!
Whatever, this is still so awesome!
Whatever you say.
I'm really sorry, but I do have to go.
Okay.
You keep that, okay?
I promise I'll call you later.
Okay.
Okay!
Oh my God!
I'm so sorry!
Don't worry about it.
It's okay.
You know, my shoes were actually just pestering me for a latte.
I think the are caffeine-add shoes.
You don't remember me, do you?
Your mom, my mom.
Lame, embarrassing attempt at a set-up?
I had dinner at your house.
Oh, Patrick!
What are you up to, these days?
Right now, I'm at SC.
Trying to pick a major.
And, not succeeding, kinda just distracting myself off Farrelly brothers movies.
Nice, nice!
Yeah, there's been a new Ben Stiller one!
Yeah!
Actually, I wanna go to the sneak tonight.
If you wanna go?
Yeah, you'd be having prior appointments.
Actually, I'm free!
Okay, cool!
Hey!
Hey!
Your favorite jeans are ready in case you wanna wear them tonight.
Oh, it's just Patrick!
How was Chelsea today?
Any better than yesterday?
Physically, she's better.
But emotionally, it's gonna take some time.
Oh, but her parents are at her side.
They've really stepped up.
What difference a year makes, huh?
Yeah.
I'm actually gonna see her tomorrow.
Oh, you are?
Good.
But...
Hey, if you see her there tonight then you should give her this.
She'll get a kick out of it.
Check it out, page 14.
She looks pretty!
That's all you've to say?
She looks pretty, and she should save her money?
Mom!
Yes...
Hey, guys!
Hey!
Hey, dad!
I'm going to the movies, but whatever she tells you, it's not a date.
Bye!
Bye!
What was that all about?
What?
It's not like I've set them up!
Paula, let it be.
But...
Paula, let it be!
There are plenty of other colleges besides USC.
How about Tulane?
Oh, come on!
Mardi Gras, Girls Gone Wild...
Hurricane Katrina.
We've got to get you out of this funk.
What are you doing tonight?
I don't know, I'll probably shoot some moves with Glen.
Okay, lame and lamer!
I've got a better idea: let's go to Ego tonight!
You've got to be kidding me.
I thought you hated that place!
I do.
But I love to dance, and you've gotta get out.
So what do you think?
I don't know.
Hey, man!
We still shooting hoops today?
Aiden's busy tonight.
We're going to Ego!
Excellent!
Count me in!
Everything was all right.
I just couldn't take the weather, so I transferred.
Are you serious?
Get a scarf and flight jacket!
I forgot, you're from the Midwest.
Yeah, no sympathy from me.
Yeah.
Okay!
Well, I also had a roommate who cooked broccoli on a hot plate for breakfast.
Oh, that is a deal breaker!
Yeah!
Two for the 8h30, please.
Does that cover?
Oh no!
It's my treat.
Oh, you don't have to do that.
I know I don't have to.
I want to.
Thanks.
So, how does your girlfriend feel about you going to the movies with random girls you bump into at the market?
Actually, we broke up.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that!
No, I'm not.
It's...
It's fine.
Especially, because now I'm here with you.
Kyla, who do you wear?
It's...
None of your business.
Look, it's the Davies girls!
Kyla?
He's just doing his job!
Relax, it's just for some pictures.
Tell me about the record deal!
Pretty girl's got a big one.
What records, though?
What is he talking about?
Ethan!
If you were gonna tip off these stalkerazzi, the least you could've done is giving me heads-up.
You could've given me a heads-up!
Look, it wasn't me!
Someone from New York must have jumped the gun on the press release.
Someone should be fired!
Who are you?
I'm Ethan Marks.
I met with your sister last week.
Oh, last week?
Thanks, not helping out at all.
Come on, Ashley!
How long were you gonna keep me waiting?
It's only been a week!
A week is a lifetime in the business!
The deal is not gonna be on the table forever!
You see, there is a deal.
And you were trying to keep me out of it!
It's really a fantastic opportunity and a very special way of honoring your father.
You really don't have to sell me.
I'm sold!
Tell me, where do I sign?
Nowhere.
They need both of us and they only have one.
I can't believe you!
Girls!
There are ears everywhere.
Try and keep it down.
She just can't stand the thought of sharing the starlight with me!
What?
Do you see why I didn't say anything?
I'm gonna let you guys handle this.
But I have to fly back to New York by morning.
I'm gonna need an answer tonight.
This was supposed to be my record.
Oh my God!
Could you be any more selfish?
Could you please keep your voice down?
I will talk as loud as I want!
Not to me.
This is the business!
Thanks for offering the ride.
I didn't offer it.
You left about 18 messages on my voice mail.
I had to stop the madness!
I'm off to go see who's mixing.
Okay.
Bro, this blows, right?
Let's roll!
What are you talking about, man?
This is awesome!
Check out the brunette!
No, bro!
You check out the brunette.
I'm leaving!
No, you're not!
We're dancing.
What was that with bride Zoe?
She was horrible!
She was hilarious!
She was a clich�.
Okay, then she was a funny clich�!
A marginally funny clich�.
You're beautiful.
I hope you don't mind me saying that.
Patrick...
You're really nice.
It's just...
Oh, here we go!
You think of me like a brother.
You're just not attracted to me in that way.
Actually, I'm not attracted to any guy in that way.
And nothing is gonna happen between us because I'm gay!
That's cool.
Really?
Sure!
But you have to admit we had a great time today.
Yes!
As friends!
Look, I've been with guys before...
Oh, you've never been with me!
Patrick, you can't convert me.
I wouldn't want it.
I'm not into labels.
You know, gay, straight...
Whatever.
We are all people, you know.
You know, it's the same thing my ex-girlfriend used to say.
A smart girl!
More like, non-committal.
Anyways...
You know, I've really had a fun time and you really are a great guy, Patrick.
I don't wanna mislead you into thinking that this is going anywhere.
It doesn't have to go anywhere.
What we already are is just fine with me.
So, we're cool just friends?
Absolutely.
She never stops dancing, man.
She's crazy!
Do you know what kinda sucks, though?
She's, like, the hottest chick in the room and we've both been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.
Bro, can you maybe not talk of her like she's a theme park?
Man, is there something up your butt, tonight?
Hey, Aiden!
Hey!
Wow, what happened to yoga girl?
She got a record deal!
What?
Oh my God!
I'm so excited that you guys are here!
I really want you to meet somebody.
Here, come on!
Are you okay?
I need fresh air.
I thought I was never gonna see you again.
Ashley, over here!
Go away!
One more!
Hey, bro!
Back off!
Get out of my way.
Did you and Kyla have a fight?
Get out of your freaking job.
I love the dress!
Do you have anything on underneath?
Hey, watch it!
Or what?
Look, she is done talking!
She wants me here!
She's just another little vamp whoring for attention.
Wait, what did you say?
Say it again!
It's just what she is.
She'd shave her head if it gave her a bigger picture in the paper than her sister.
Aiden!
Let's go, Boz.
Hey!
Madison, right?
You're here again.
Not for long.
I can't believe it.
This's gotta be fate!
Does that line really work for you?
You know, one dancer to replace is no problem, but but having 3 fly girls get injured in a car accident is a total fluke!
They're gonna be okay in like 6 months but JT needs to find replacements this week!
Wait!
JT as in Justin Timberlake?
Not if she isn't interested.
Madison, this guy wants to take you on tour with Justin Timberlake.
Come on!
That is such...
Madison!
It's for real.
So, how's your schedule?
No!
Aiden, stop it!
What are you doing?
Come on!
Do you want more?
You're not so tough now, are you?
I'll kill you!
Aiden!
Aiden, calm down!
Chill!
What happened?
This boy's a freak!
I'm gonna sue his ass!
I'm sure we can work something out.
If you agree to let this go, I will guarantee an exclusive with the Davies sisters.
Maybe we should get a bodyguard.
What about you?
Me?
Oh my God!
You could be our security detail, like an entourage.
No.
I'm not fit to protect anybody right now.
I'll do it!
I mean, hanging out in clubs beats the hell out of selling tennis balls at Sports Time.
Okay, you're hired!
Alright!
So, can I tell the money people we have a deal?
I don't know.
That really depends on Ashley.
Yeah, whatever.
There's been enough fights for one night.
Really?
Yeah, we'll make the record.
What was that, back there?
I don't know.
Was this about us?
No.
Don't think it ever was.
Then what's wrong?
Ever since the shooting, it's been bad!
How bad?
I have these dreams.
You know, I can't make'm stop!
Then every time every time something reminds me of being shot, you know, popping noises, the school...
It looks like it's happening all over again.
I just can't get right!
I don't know what's happening to me!
I haven't been admitted to SC.
I thought that was the only thing that could make it better.
Aiden!
It's gonna be all okay.
I don't know what I'm gonna do, now.
Where are you going?
I don't know, I'm just going!
Admit it, you had a good time.
It was okay.
It was just okay?
Patrick, I told you...
Just do me a favor.
Don't look at me as a guy.
Or a date.
I'm just a person who happens to have feelings for you.
Someone who'd like to get to know you better.
Just give me a chance!
It told you, alright, that this isn't going anywhere.
Why can't you just respect that?
You don't have to...
Bye, Patrick!
What were you?
Like, spying on me or something?
No!
Of course not.
Don't get excited, mom.
I'm not getting excited!
Spencer, whatever you wanna do it's totally fine.
I'm just...
You know what I would do?
I would just take my time deciding how you feel.
What I feel about what?
About Patrick.
I mean, I'm sure it's very confusing.
I'm not confused, mom.
Well, he is a very nice guy.
Oh yeah?
And you know this because of all the hours of quality time you've spent with him?
Just because I haven't spent quality time with him...
You don't know what kinda guy he is!
I mean, all you know is that he's a guy.
And at this point, you'd probably settle for any guy, wouldn't you?
That is not true!
Mom, Patrick is annoying, and he's arrogant, and even if I were straight, I wouldn't go out with him!
But guess what, I'm not straight.
Okay, is this about Carmen?
Car...?
No, mom, this is about me!
Carmen isn't even in LA anymore.
Okay!
Alright, you don't like Patrick, I get it!
All I'm trying to say to you, is that maybe you shouldn�t write off all guys, maybe?
Just because you've decided that you...
Decided?
Decided what?
What, do you think I just woke up one morning and thought to myself: "How'm I really gonna piss off my mom today?"
"Oh wait, I think I'll decide to be gay!"
No!
I haven't ever...
Mom, just stop!
You know, don't you think I really know how much easier it would be if I could just like him?
I mean, it would be easier for everybody!
It would make him happy.
It would make you happy.
It would make my life a helluva lot easier.
But I can't!
Look, I can't be the daughter that you want, and I'm tired of feeling guilty for it!
embarrassing you, and inconveniencing you, and...
I don't know, mom!
Honey, I just want you to be happy.
I'm happy!
And I'm fine with myself, I'm great!
It's just...
It hurts me so much that you can't accept me!
I do accept you!
Those are just words, mom.
You don't mean it.
Look, I didn't...
Stop!
You listen to me.
I'm not about to relive what we went through with our daughter last year.
Especially after losing a son.
And if that's where you're going with this, you and I are gonna have a major problem.
I like to be prepared.
You came!
Yeah.
I'm sorry I'm so late!
Quengo was a nightmare.
It's okay, you're still here.
Please don't hate me, but I can't stay.
Blame Kyla!
Apparently, Jake ran away to do something.
Some gig, whatever that means.
So that makes me her new designated handler.
It sounds important.
It's not, though!
She's just all needy and clingy and...
What was I supposed to do?
We're twinned at the hip these days, and it's only gonna get worse.
Well, she may just be excited about the album.
Yeah, that's probably what it is because when I was talking to her about it, she didn't...
You haven't told her yet, have you?
Yeah, I haven't found a good time.
I think that you just don't want her to steal your thunder.
No, that's not what it is.
This was supposed to be my thing.
She already has a club, and her fame, and a blogger.
My music is all I have.
Well, sometimes it's nice to share things with somebody.
Speaking of sharing...
Please tell me that the camera added ten pounds.
Look at that!
Oh my God, you're in a magazine!
How cool is that?
Yeah, but look at the caption, it even says: "Kyla Davies with sister Ashley"!
Last time I checked, her name was Kyla Woods!
Whatever, this is still so awesome!
Whatever you say.
I'm really sorry, but I do have to go.
Okay.
You keep that, okay?
I promise I'll call you later.
Okay.
Okay!
Oh my God!
I'm so sorry!
Don't worry about it.
It's okay.
You know, my shoes were actually just pestering me for a latte.
I think the are caffeine-add shoes.
You don't remember me, do you?
Your mom, my mom.
Lame, embarrassing attempt at a set-up?
I had dinner at your house.
Oh, Patrick!
What are you up to, these days?
Right now, I'm at SC.
Trying to pick a major.
And, not succeeding, kinda just distracting myself off Farrelly brothers movies.
Nice, nice!
Yeah, there's been a new Ben Stiller one!
Yeah!
Actually, I wanna go to the sneak tonight.
If you wanna go?
Yeah, you'd be having prior appointments.
Actually, I'm free!
Okay, cool!
Hey!
Hey!
Your favorite jeans are ready in case you wanna wear them tonight.
Oh, it's just Patrick!
How was Chelsea today?
Any better than yesterday?
Physically, she's better.
But emotionally, it's gonna take some time.
Oh, but her parents are at her side.
They've really stepped up.
What difference a year makes, huh?
Yeah.
I'm actually gonna see her tomorrow.
Oh, you are?
Good.
But...
Hey, if you see her there tonight then you should give her this.
She'll get a kick out of it.
Check it out, page 14.
She looks pretty!
That's all you've to say?
She looks pretty, and she should save her money?
Mom!
Yes...
Hey, guys!
Hey!
Hey, dad!
I'm going to the movies, but whatever she tells you, it's not a date.
Bye!
Bye!
What was that all about?
What?
It's not like I've set them up!
Paula, let it be.
But...
Paula, let it be!
There are plenty of other colleges besides USC.
How about Tulane?
Oh, come on!
Mardi Gras, Girls Gone Wild...
Hurricane Katrina.
We've got to get you out of this funk.
What are you doing tonight?
I don't know, I'll probably shoot some moves with Glen.
Okay, lame and lamer!
I've got a better idea: let's go to Ego tonight!
You've got to be kidding me.
I thought you hated that place!
I do.
But I love to dance, and you've gotta get out.
So what do you think?
I don't know.
Hey, man!
We still shooting hoops today?
Aiden's busy tonight.
We're going to Ego!
Excellent!
Count me in!
Everything was all right.
I just couldn't take the weather, so I transferred.
Are you serious?
Get a scarf and flight jacket!
I forgot, you're from the Midwest.
Yeah, no sympathy from me.
Yeah.
Okay!
Well, I also had a roommate who cooked broccoli on a hot plate for breakfast.
Oh, that is a deal breaker!
Yeah!
Two for the 8h30, please.
Does that cover?
Oh no!
It's my treat.
Oh, you don't have to do that.
I know I don't have to.
I want to.
Thanks.
So, how does your girlfriend feel about you going to the movies with random girls you bump into at the market?
Actually, we broke up.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that!
No, I'm not.
It's...
It's fine.
Especially, because now I'm here with you.
Kyla, who do you wear?
It's...
None of your business.
Look, it's the Davies girls!
Kyla?
He's just doing his job!
Relax, it's just for some pictures.
Tell me about the record deal!
Pretty girl's got a big one.
What records, though?
What is he talking about?
Ethan!
If you were gonna tip off these stalkerazzi, the least you could've done is giving me heads-up.
You could've given me a heads-up!
Look, it wasn't me!
Someone from New York must have jumped the gun on the press release.
Someone should be fired!
Who are you?
I'm Ethan Marks.
I met with your sister last week.
Oh, last week?
Thanks, not helping out at all.
Come on, Ashley!
How long were you gonna keep me waiting?
It's only been a week!
A week is a lifetime in the business!
The deal is not gonna be on the table forever!
You see, there is a deal.
And you were trying to keep me out of it!
It's really a fantastic opportunity and a very special way of honoring your father.
You really don't have to sell me.
I'm sold!
Tell me, where do I sign?
Nowhere.
They need both of us and they only have one.
I can't believe you!
Girls!
There are ears everywhere.
Try and keep it down.
She just can't stand the thought of sharing the starlight with me!
What?
Do you see why I didn't say anything?
I'm gonna let you guys handle this.
But I have to fly back to New York by morning.
I'm gonna need an answer tonight.
This was supposed to be my record.
Oh my God!
Could you be any more selfish?
Could you please keep your voice down?
I will talk as loud as I want!
Not to me.
This is the business!
Thanks for offering the ride.
I didn't offer it.
You left about 18 messages on my voice mail.
I had to stop the madness!
I'm off to go see who's mixing.
Okay.
Bro, this blows, right?
Let's roll!
What are you talking about, man?
This is awesome!
Check out the brunette!
No, bro!
You check out the brunette.
I'm leaving!
No, you're not!
We're dancing.
What was that with bride Zoe?
She was horrible!
She was hilarious!
She was a clich�.
Okay, then she was a funny clich�!
A marginally funny clich�.
You're beautiful.
I hope you don't mind me saying that.
Patrick...
You're really nice.
It's just...
Oh, here we go!
You think of me like a brother.
You're just not attracted to me in that way.
Actually, I'm not attracted to any guy in that way.
And nothing is gonna happen between us because I'm gay!
That's cool.
Really?
Sure!
But you have to admit we had a great time today.
Yes!
As friends!
Look, I've been with guys before...
Oh, you've never been with me!
Patrick, you can't convert me.
I wouldn't want it.
I'm not into labels.
You know, gay, straight...
Whatever.
We are all people, you know.
You know, it's the same thing my ex-girlfriend used to say.
A smart girl!
More like, non-committal.
Anyways...
You know, I've really had a fun time and you really are a great guy, Patrick.
I don't wanna mislead you into thinking that this is going anywhere.
It doesn't have to go anywhere.
What we already are is just fine with me.
So, we're cool just friends?
Absolutely.
She never stops dancing, man.
She's crazy!
Do you know what kinda sucks, though?
She's, like, the hottest chick in the room and we've both been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.
Bro, can you maybe not talk of her like she's a theme park?
Man, is there something up your butt, tonight?
Hey, Aiden!
Hey!
Wow, what happened to yoga girl?
She got a record deal!
What?
Oh my God!
I'm so excited that you guys are here!
I really want you to meet somebody.
Here, come on!
Are you okay?
I need fresh air.
I thought I was never gonna see you again.
Ashley, over here!
Go away!
One more!
Hey, bro!
Back off!
Get out of my way.
Did you and Kyla have a fight?
Get out of your freaking job.
I love the dress!
Do you have anything on underneath?
Hey, watch it!
Or what?
Look, she is done talking!
She wants me here!
She's just another little vamp whoring for attention.
Wait, what did you say?
Say it again!
It's just what she is.
She'd shave her head if it gave her a bigger picture in the paper than her sister.
Aiden!
Let's go, Boz.
Hey!
Madison, right?
You're here again.
Not for long.
I can't believe it.
This's gotta be fate!
Does that line really work for you?
You know, one dancer to replace is no problem, but but having 3 fly girls get injured in a car accident is a total fluke!
They're gonna be okay in like 6 months but JT needs to find replacements this week!
Wait!
JT as in Justin Timberlake?
Not if she isn't interested.
Madison, this guy wants to take you on tour with Justin Timberlake.
Come on!
That is such...
Madison!
It's for real.
So, how's your schedule?
No!
Aiden, stop it!
What are you doing?
Come on!
Do you want more?
You're not so tough now, are you?
I'll kill you!
Aiden!
Aiden, calm down!
Chill!
What happened?
This boy's a freak!
I'm gonna sue his ass!
I'm sure we can work something out.
If you agree to let this go, I will guarantee an exclusive with the Davies sisters.
Maybe we should get a bodyguard.
What about you?
Me?
Oh my God!
You could be our security detail, like an entourage.
No.
I'm not fit to protect anybody right now.
I'll do it!
I mean, hanging out in clubs beats the hell out of selling tennis balls at Sports Time.
Okay, you're hired!
Alright!
So, can I tell the money people we have a deal?
I don't know.
That really depends on Ashley.
Yeah, whatever.
There's been enough fights for one night.
Really?
Yeah, we'll make the record.
What was that, back there?
I don't know.
Was this about us?
No.
Don't think it ever was.
Then what's wrong?
Ever since the shooting, it's been bad!
How bad?
I have these dreams.
You know, I can't make'm stop!
Then every time every time something reminds me of being shot, you know, popping noises, the school...
It looks like it's happening all over again.
I just can't get right!
I don't know what's happening to me!
I haven't been admitted to SC.
I thought that was the only thing that could make it better.
Aiden!
It's gonna be all okay.
I don't know what I'm gonna do, now.
Where are you going?
I don't know, I'm just going!
Admit it, you had a good time.
It was okay.
It was just okay?
Patrick, I told you...
Just do me a favor.
Don't look at me as a guy.
Or a date.
I'm just a person who happens to have feelings for you.
Someone who'd like to get to know you better.
Just give me a chance!
It told you, alright, that this isn't going anywhere.
Why can't you just respect that?
You don't have to...
Bye, Patrick!
What were you?
Like, spying on me or something?
No!
Of course not.
Don't get excited, mom.
I'm not getting excited!
Spencer, whatever you wanna do it's totally fine.
I'm just...
You know what I would do?
I would just take my time deciding how you feel.
What I feel about what?
About Patrick.
I mean, I'm sure it's very confusing.
I'm not confused, mom.
Well, he is a very nice guy.
Oh yeah?
And you know this because of all the hours of quality time you've spent with him?
Just because I haven't spent quality time with him...
You don't know what kinda guy he is!
I mean, all you know is that he's a guy.
And at this point, you'd probably settle for any guy, wouldn't you?
That is not true!
Mom, Patrick is annoying, and he's arrogant, and even if I were straight, I wouldn't go out with him!
But guess what, I'm not straight.
Okay, is this about Carmen?
Car...?
No, mom, this is about me!
Carmen isn't even in LA anymore.
Okay!
Alright, you don't like Patrick, I get it!
All I'm trying to say to you, is that maybe you shouldn�t write off all guys, maybe?
Just because you've decided that you...
Decided?
Decided what?
What, do you think I just woke up one morning and thought to myself: "How'm I really gonna piss off my mom today?"
"Oh wait, I think I'll decide to be gay!"
No!
I haven't ever...
Mom, just stop!
You know, don't you think I really know how much easier it would be if I could just like him?
I mean, it would be easier for everybody!
It would make him happy.
It would make you happy.
It would make my life a helluva lot easier.
But I can't!
Look, I can't be the daughter that you want, and I'm tired of feeling guilty for it!
embarrassing you, and inconveniencing you, and...
I don't know, mom!
Honey, I just want you to be happy.
I'm happy!
And I'm fine with myself, I'm great!
It's just...
It hurts me so much that you can't accept me!
I do accept you!
Those are just words, mom.
You don't mean it.
Look, I didn't...
Stop!
You listen to me.
I'm not about to relive what we went through with our daughter last year.
Especially after losing a son.
And if that's where you're going with this, you and I are gonna have a major problem.