Émission TV: South of Nowhere - 3x14
You're not gonna say anything?
What do you want me to say?
I don't know.
You could start with: "I love you too!"
Unless you don't.
Of course I love you, Glen.
You've been like a brother to me!
A brother you've been kissing, the last couple of days.
Okay.
That wasn't supposed to happen.
But nor should you have outed us in front of, like, everyone!
I specifically asked you not to say anything.
Do you really mean that?
My God, this is crazy!
I'm sorry, I cant stop feeling the way that I feel!
Yes, you can.
Okay?
Really?
How?
Tell me, Chels!
Tell me how I'm supposed to ignore the fact that when I'm with you, I'm happy!
Tell me how to stop feeling so comfortable around you that I can just be myself and not have to second guess everything that I say or do.
Tell me how to stop thinking about how all I wanna do right now is kiss you and never stop.
You're in love with Sean.
No, I'm not in love with anybody!
Why, you wish it was him you kissed the other night.
What?
Let me guess.
It's him.
Okay, start talking...
Well, hello to you, too!
Be serious!
What's happening with Glen?
Glen, brother man!
What's the scoop?
I'm sorry, I don't wanna be in your little movie.
Hey!
no, no.
I have spent so much time searching for the most perfect story to tell and now I can tell it!
You guys together, it's like...
It's so crazy but so amazing!
We're not together.
Yeah.
Even though it would be crazy and amazing she wishes she'd kissed Sean, that night.
I didn't say that!
You didn't have to!
Glen, I was with your brother, okay?
I was pregnant!
And now...
You and me?
Yeah.
Listen, that's the crazy part.
Crazy and amazing!
It's like...
Right.
I'm calling it a day.
You know what, don't bother!
You know how I feel.
You know how to get ahold of me.
Glen, don't...
Stop filming me!
Come on, please!
No, cut it off!
No, Ash!
This is really important for me.
Fine.
Keep it on.
I just won't do you any more late night favors.
You wouldn't.
Oh, I would.
Fine.
But it'll be your loss, too!
I'm sorry.
It's just that cameras have done enough damage in my life, lately.
Fine, fine.
But if I go into some dark depression because I've been creatively stifled then...
Are you kidding me?
Creativity feeds on depression.
How many happy artists do you know of?
What is this?
Open Mic Nite at Egocentric?
Are you gonna do this?
I think I might.
That is so great!
Why didn't you tell me?
Because I'm thinking about it.
Sign up!
You're mothering me.
Girlfriending you.
Semantics.
It would be nice to sing my songs.
As a solo artist.
Hey, look!
You're excited!
Let's call!
Don't you have to do some documentary thing or something?
Yes.
I'm going to shoot you calling.
No, you won't.
Stop.
Do it.
My mom sent these out already?
Yeah, the announcement came in yesterday.
Oh, that's not embarrassing.
Stop it, it's not.
It's exciting!
Goodbye, King High!
Hello...
What college are we going to this week?
I'm still undecided.
You've been saying that for the past two months and it's getting really old.
I know!
I know.
Just, let's focus on my documentary now and not worry about my educational dilemmas.
Please?
Fine.
You know, why don't you just go bother Kyla?
She's a total camera whore.
I thought you two were cool, now.
We are.
It doesn't change the fact that she's a camera whore.
Dude, seriously?
Canned cow tongue?
Put it in the box, okay?
Look, I don't care how poor or how hungry you are, you shouldn't have to eat canned cow tongue.
Okay.
But you have to admit you feel a little better, right?
Not really.
I mean, feeding the homeless isn't gonna change the fact that I was rejected by everywhere and now I'm stuck in some community college. "
Stuck"?
You're not stuck!
You can transfer to USC in two years.
You can make anything true that you want.
But these people?
They are stuck.
This is all that they have, right now.
I mean, who cares about Ego, about fashion blogs, about signing autographs.
All that stuff was such crap.
It didn't matter!
But being here right now, this matters!
Okay, Preacher Woods, I get it!
You're gonna save the world.
Very noble!
Don't get snucky with me, okay?
I'm not, alright?
Look, You know, I think this is great.
I do, you know.
You're moved by all this and I appreciate your bringing me down here.
I just...
I wish I'd felt the same way.
You know, I know I'm more fortunate than some people, but I'm not as lucky as I thought I was, and it still sucks.
Ah, that was great!
But would you say that first part again, because I couldn't understand.
No!
Glen Carlin?
No way!
Hi!
Hi!
Look at this.
You look great!
Thanks!
You too!
Yeah.
You always did love a man in a uniform.
Yeah, especially a Sports Time one.
I guess the old job came calling after Kyla and Ashley crashed and bashed?
Something like that.
So, what are you doing back in town?
Is JT playing at the Hollywood Bowl or something?
No, the US tour is over and the European tour doesn't start for another week.
You're just here saying hello to all the little people before you fly to far-off lands.
Exactly.
I can't believe you spent the night with him!
We didn't sleep together!
So?
I come back to tell you how much I wanna be with you and you don't even mention the fact that...
There's nothing to mention, Sean.
Okay, I'm sorry.
It's none of my business anyway.
And I can't blame him for loving you.
That's sweet.
But I can blame you for hooking up with him.
I mean, this is Glen!
The guy who signed off for the army with a fake ID.
Sean...
Right!
The thing is I was always pissed at myself for not making a move on you before Clay stepped in.
So I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice.
How's this: We make a date.
Nothing huge, just dinner.
And go for some Korean barbecue.
You have to go and break out the Korean barbecue.
So that's a yes.
Yes.
Okay.
I wanna know what I have missed.
What's been going on here?
How are you?
Honestly?
Pretty crappy.
Talk to me!
I finally find a girl that I really, really like.
She doesn't feel the same way.
I'm sorry.
Her loss!
Tell that to Chelsea.
Chelsea? "
Chelsea" Chelsea?
So, I'm number 5.
For what?
At Egocentric.
I am the fifth performer at One Mic Nite .
You signed up?
Yeah.
Oh, my Gosh!
I'm gonna be front line center, with a lighter over my head the whole time!
Cool.
Well, that won't be embarrassing.
But you know, a better thought would be to just throw your bra up the stage.
Oh, no!
How cool is it that we are finally starting to figure out our future.
Oh, please!
Do not say the "F" word.
Fine, fine.
I juts don't wanna be one of those people.
Like that girl.
Carmen?
Thanks.
Want a portrait?
I'll give you the special friend discount.
I thought you moved to San Diego?
Right.
I did.
Until I moved back here.
You look great.
Yeah, she does.
Carmen, this is my girlfriend, Ashley.
Ashley...
No, I remember.
You guys came to Ego together, remember?
Right.
Aren't you that singer...
The one who lip-synched the song in the Movie Room session?
No, that was my sister.
But thank you so much for bringing that up.
It's worse!
Right when you were on your way to some huge career, she ruins it for you.
Her career isn't ruined.
She's actually performing tomorrow night.
Seriously?
You're gonna get on stage again?
I so would not have the courage to do that.
Yeah.
We should probably get going.
If you wanna hang, you know where to find me.
Yeah, bye.
I can't stay long, I just...
I wanted to talk to you in person.
This doesn't sound very good.
You know I care about you, right?
That line.
Look, whatever you came here to say, can you just fast forward to the end?
Sean and I, we've known each other a long time and we have something really special.
Yeah.
A really deep text-messaging relationship.
No, it's more than that!
Did you really have to come here to say this to me?
You couldn't just call?
This isn't easy for me, Glen, okay?
I mean, I care about you a lot.
And I just thought I owed you some kind of explanation.
I thought I heard Chelsea!
Hey, Arthur!
How are you?
I'm fantastic.
And I'm making your favorite: meatloaf and mashed sweet potatoes.
You wanna join us?
Sure.
Hey, next time you are so letting me drive this thing!
No way!
Oh, come on!
I've always wanted to be a biker chick.
What, a biker chick that feeds the homeless?
I'm very unique.
Do you wanna come up?
Not like in a weird way.
I mean...
It's just...
No, I know.
I know.
I think I'm gonna go for a ride, you know.
Clear my head a little bit.
Yeah!
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
So this guy is freaking out, pointing at this huge, disgusting, hairy, like, brownish, yellowish growth that's on his stomach that looks like it's literally about to pop...
Appetizing.
According to him, he just woke up and then it just appeared and he was certain he was, you know, dying.
Okay, so what was it?
It turned out that his frat brother super glued this fake growth mole on him after passing out at a cake party.
So that's why I have to look forward to college.
Exactly.
I'm so happy to have you here, Chelsea.
Really.
Seeing the two of you together, Paula and I were just talking about it last night...
Dad...
No, let me finish, son.
I mean, obviously, at first, it was a little strange.
But You two work.
Really?
Really.
Really.
So, what're you guys up to tonight?
Nothing.
Nothing?
You're a brand new couple, already being bored together?
It's not, I'm fun.
I'm not...
Whatever.
None of my business.
I got it.
Just let me clear these plates and give you guys some time alone together.
Arthur, come on!
Okay, I'm here to be helping you.
Well.
That was awkward.
No, it wasn't.
Higher!
No, but thanks for playing along.
We don't wanna keep Sean waiting.
He can wait.
Okay!
I didn't see that one coming.
You know what?
No, what?
You make me happy.
You make me laugh.
You make me feel at home.
I just thought, if we got together, what would Spencer think?
Or your mom, or your dad.
I guess I'm just so worried that it would be so crazy!
Crazy, but...
Amazing.
So, now what?
I don't know.
What about this?
Davies.
Ashley Davies?
Yeah.
I'm not able to perform tonight.
Okay, bye.
You cannot let what Carmen said get to you.
It's not even about her, it's about me.
I just don't want to humiliate myself on stage again.
Okay, but if you just go then you can figure...
Stop!
Okay?
I don't wanna hear it.
Not unless you're gonna start talking about where you're gonna be this fall.
I told you, I don't know.
So there's nothing you're not telling me.
Alright.
I've narrowed it down to two schools.
There's UCLA, and there is another school.
Does this other one have a name?
It's Worthington.
In Boston?
Don't worry!
I'm on the wait list, and at this point I probably won't even get in.
If that's where you wanna go, I'll understand.
Did you really mean that?
No, not really.
So, are you working tomorrow, Kyla?
Yeah, all day.
Thanks!
Great.
Thank you!
Oh, you're welcome!
Hey!
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Hey, I know you.
You do?
Yeah, you're that singer.
The sister.
That's me.
Atoning for your sins?
Something like that.
You look a lot younger in person.
The camera adds 10 years.
I always thought it was 10 pounds.
What about you?
I mean, you look a little young to be here.
I've pretty much been homeless for years.
My mom moved me and my brothers around so much.
I always assumed she wasn't happy much.
So it is.
And she took it out on me.
I'm sorry.
You should be!
She told me it was all your fault.
Yeah, well...
Anyway.
She decided to go to San Diego.
So I decided I would just stay here.
In my car.
It's really not as bad as you might think.
No, that's so not right!
No, but what are my options?
You know, actually, I may have one.
I just didn't expect to feel this way.
So, no Korean barbecue?
We can go as friends.
Words of death.
I'm really sorry, Sean.
What happened between Glen and I, it's been building all year.
I guess I was just too afraid of feeling it.
I hear you.
So, what about Art School in Paris?
I didn't hear back.
Well, when you do hear and you do get in, because you will get in, don't make your decision because of a guy.
Any guy.
Hey!
Hi!
So, I stopped at Ego.
I saw two open micros, and they sucked.
Spencer...
Ash, look, I'm not trying to convince you or anything.
I just...
I don't know.
Well, I guess, what I'm trying to say, is that you seriously are so much more talented than any of those people.
Thank you.
You know what else?
What?
You are also way more hotter.
Well, duh!
Hi, guys!
Hey.
Sorry.
Okay, so don't kill me, just trust me on this one, okay?
And it's a really good thing.
And you guys are really gonna love her.
Love who?
This is Carmen.
She's gonna be staying with us for a while.
Small world, right?
'911, we're reading.
' I've hit a kid on his motorcycle.
He's laying here.
He's not moving.
'Try to stay calm.
What's your location?
'
What do you want me to say?
I don't know.
You could start with: "I love you too!"
Unless you don't.
Of course I love you, Glen.
You've been like a brother to me!
A brother you've been kissing, the last couple of days.
Okay.
That wasn't supposed to happen.
But nor should you have outed us in front of, like, everyone!
I specifically asked you not to say anything.
Do you really mean that?
My God, this is crazy!
I'm sorry, I cant stop feeling the way that I feel!
Yes, you can.
Okay?
Really?
How?
Tell me, Chels!
Tell me how I'm supposed to ignore the fact that when I'm with you, I'm happy!
Tell me how to stop feeling so comfortable around you that I can just be myself and not have to second guess everything that I say or do.
Tell me how to stop thinking about how all I wanna do right now is kiss you and never stop.
You're in love with Sean.
No, I'm not in love with anybody!
Why, you wish it was him you kissed the other night.
What?
Let me guess.
It's him.
Okay, start talking...
Well, hello to you, too!
Be serious!
What's happening with Glen?
Glen, brother man!
What's the scoop?
I'm sorry, I don't wanna be in your little movie.
Hey!
no, no.
I have spent so much time searching for the most perfect story to tell and now I can tell it!
You guys together, it's like...
It's so crazy but so amazing!
We're not together.
Yeah.
Even though it would be crazy and amazing she wishes she'd kissed Sean, that night.
I didn't say that!
You didn't have to!
Glen, I was with your brother, okay?
I was pregnant!
And now...
You and me?
Yeah.
Listen, that's the crazy part.
Crazy and amazing!
It's like...
Right.
I'm calling it a day.
You know what, don't bother!
You know how I feel.
You know how to get ahold of me.
Glen, don't...
Stop filming me!
Come on, please!
No, cut it off!
No, Ash!
This is really important for me.
Fine.
Keep it on.
I just won't do you any more late night favors.
You wouldn't.
Oh, I would.
Fine.
But it'll be your loss, too!
I'm sorry.
It's just that cameras have done enough damage in my life, lately.
Fine, fine.
But if I go into some dark depression because I've been creatively stifled then...
Are you kidding me?
Creativity feeds on depression.
How many happy artists do you know of?
What is this?
Open Mic Nite at Egocentric?
Are you gonna do this?
I think I might.
That is so great!
Why didn't you tell me?
Because I'm thinking about it.
Sign up!
You're mothering me.
Girlfriending you.
Semantics.
It would be nice to sing my songs.
As a solo artist.
Hey, look!
You're excited!
Let's call!
Don't you have to do some documentary thing or something?
Yes.
I'm going to shoot you calling.
No, you won't.
Stop.
Do it.
My mom sent these out already?
Yeah, the announcement came in yesterday.
Oh, that's not embarrassing.
Stop it, it's not.
It's exciting!
Goodbye, King High!
Hello...
What college are we going to this week?
I'm still undecided.
You've been saying that for the past two months and it's getting really old.
I know!
I know.
Just, let's focus on my documentary now and not worry about my educational dilemmas.
Please?
Fine.
You know, why don't you just go bother Kyla?
She's a total camera whore.
I thought you two were cool, now.
We are.
It doesn't change the fact that she's a camera whore.
Dude, seriously?
Canned cow tongue?
Put it in the box, okay?
Look, I don't care how poor or how hungry you are, you shouldn't have to eat canned cow tongue.
Okay.
But you have to admit you feel a little better, right?
Not really.
I mean, feeding the homeless isn't gonna change the fact that I was rejected by everywhere and now I'm stuck in some community college. "
Stuck"?
You're not stuck!
You can transfer to USC in two years.
You can make anything true that you want.
But these people?
They are stuck.
This is all that they have, right now.
I mean, who cares about Ego, about fashion blogs, about signing autographs.
All that stuff was such crap.
It didn't matter!
But being here right now, this matters!
Okay, Preacher Woods, I get it!
You're gonna save the world.
Very noble!
Don't get snucky with me, okay?
I'm not, alright?
Look, You know, I think this is great.
I do, you know.
You're moved by all this and I appreciate your bringing me down here.
I just...
I wish I'd felt the same way.
You know, I know I'm more fortunate than some people, but I'm not as lucky as I thought I was, and it still sucks.
Ah, that was great!
But would you say that first part again, because I couldn't understand.
No!
Glen Carlin?
No way!
Hi!
Hi!
Look at this.
You look great!
Thanks!
You too!
Yeah.
You always did love a man in a uniform.
Yeah, especially a Sports Time one.
I guess the old job came calling after Kyla and Ashley crashed and bashed?
Something like that.
So, what are you doing back in town?
Is JT playing at the Hollywood Bowl or something?
No, the US tour is over and the European tour doesn't start for another week.
You're just here saying hello to all the little people before you fly to far-off lands.
Exactly.
I can't believe you spent the night with him!
We didn't sleep together!
So?
I come back to tell you how much I wanna be with you and you don't even mention the fact that...
There's nothing to mention, Sean.
Okay, I'm sorry.
It's none of my business anyway.
And I can't blame him for loving you.
That's sweet.
But I can blame you for hooking up with him.
I mean, this is Glen!
The guy who signed off for the army with a fake ID.
Sean...
Right!
The thing is I was always pissed at myself for not making a move on you before Clay stepped in.
So I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice.
How's this: We make a date.
Nothing huge, just dinner.
And go for some Korean barbecue.
You have to go and break out the Korean barbecue.
So that's a yes.
Yes.
Okay.
I wanna know what I have missed.
What's been going on here?
How are you?
Honestly?
Pretty crappy.
Talk to me!
I finally find a girl that I really, really like.
She doesn't feel the same way.
I'm sorry.
Her loss!
Tell that to Chelsea.
Chelsea? "
Chelsea" Chelsea?
So, I'm number 5.
For what?
At Egocentric.
I am the fifth performer at One Mic Nite .
You signed up?
Yeah.
Oh, my Gosh!
I'm gonna be front line center, with a lighter over my head the whole time!
Cool.
Well, that won't be embarrassing.
But you know, a better thought would be to just throw your bra up the stage.
Oh, no!
How cool is it that we are finally starting to figure out our future.
Oh, please!
Do not say the "F" word.
Fine, fine.
I juts don't wanna be one of those people.
Like that girl.
Carmen?
Thanks.
Want a portrait?
I'll give you the special friend discount.
I thought you moved to San Diego?
Right.
I did.
Until I moved back here.
You look great.
Yeah, she does.
Carmen, this is my girlfriend, Ashley.
Ashley...
No, I remember.
You guys came to Ego together, remember?
Right.
Aren't you that singer...
The one who lip-synched the song in the Movie Room session?
No, that was my sister.
But thank you so much for bringing that up.
It's worse!
Right when you were on your way to some huge career, she ruins it for you.
Her career isn't ruined.
She's actually performing tomorrow night.
Seriously?
You're gonna get on stage again?
I so would not have the courage to do that.
Yeah.
We should probably get going.
If you wanna hang, you know where to find me.
Yeah, bye.
I can't stay long, I just...
I wanted to talk to you in person.
This doesn't sound very good.
You know I care about you, right?
That line.
Look, whatever you came here to say, can you just fast forward to the end?
Sean and I, we've known each other a long time and we have something really special.
Yeah.
A really deep text-messaging relationship.
No, it's more than that!
Did you really have to come here to say this to me?
You couldn't just call?
This isn't easy for me, Glen, okay?
I mean, I care about you a lot.
And I just thought I owed you some kind of explanation.
I thought I heard Chelsea!
Hey, Arthur!
How are you?
I'm fantastic.
And I'm making your favorite: meatloaf and mashed sweet potatoes.
You wanna join us?
Sure.
Hey, next time you are so letting me drive this thing!
No way!
Oh, come on!
I've always wanted to be a biker chick.
What, a biker chick that feeds the homeless?
I'm very unique.
Do you wanna come up?
Not like in a weird way.
I mean...
It's just...
No, I know.
I know.
I think I'm gonna go for a ride, you know.
Clear my head a little bit.
Yeah!
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
So this guy is freaking out, pointing at this huge, disgusting, hairy, like, brownish, yellowish growth that's on his stomach that looks like it's literally about to pop...
Appetizing.
According to him, he just woke up and then it just appeared and he was certain he was, you know, dying.
Okay, so what was it?
It turned out that his frat brother super glued this fake growth mole on him after passing out at a cake party.
So that's why I have to look forward to college.
Exactly.
I'm so happy to have you here, Chelsea.
Really.
Seeing the two of you together, Paula and I were just talking about it last night...
Dad...
No, let me finish, son.
I mean, obviously, at first, it was a little strange.
But You two work.
Really?
Really.
Really.
So, what're you guys up to tonight?
Nothing.
Nothing?
You're a brand new couple, already being bored together?
It's not, I'm fun.
I'm not...
Whatever.
None of my business.
I got it.
Just let me clear these plates and give you guys some time alone together.
Arthur, come on!
Okay, I'm here to be helping you.
Well.
That was awkward.
No, it wasn't.
Higher!
No, but thanks for playing along.
We don't wanna keep Sean waiting.
He can wait.
Okay!
I didn't see that one coming.
You know what?
No, what?
You make me happy.
You make me laugh.
You make me feel at home.
I just thought, if we got together, what would Spencer think?
Or your mom, or your dad.
I guess I'm just so worried that it would be so crazy!
Crazy, but...
Amazing.
So, now what?
I don't know.
What about this?
Davies.
Ashley Davies?
Yeah.
I'm not able to perform tonight.
Okay, bye.
You cannot let what Carmen said get to you.
It's not even about her, it's about me.
I just don't want to humiliate myself on stage again.
Okay, but if you just go then you can figure...
Stop!
Okay?
I don't wanna hear it.
Not unless you're gonna start talking about where you're gonna be this fall.
I told you, I don't know.
So there's nothing you're not telling me.
Alright.
I've narrowed it down to two schools.
There's UCLA, and there is another school.
Does this other one have a name?
It's Worthington.
In Boston?
Don't worry!
I'm on the wait list, and at this point I probably won't even get in.
If that's where you wanna go, I'll understand.
Did you really mean that?
No, not really.
So, are you working tomorrow, Kyla?
Yeah, all day.
Thanks!
Great.
Thank you!
Oh, you're welcome!
Hey!
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Hey, I know you.
You do?
Yeah, you're that singer.
The sister.
That's me.
Atoning for your sins?
Something like that.
You look a lot younger in person.
The camera adds 10 years.
I always thought it was 10 pounds.
What about you?
I mean, you look a little young to be here.
I've pretty much been homeless for years.
My mom moved me and my brothers around so much.
I always assumed she wasn't happy much.
So it is.
And she took it out on me.
I'm sorry.
You should be!
She told me it was all your fault.
Yeah, well...
Anyway.
She decided to go to San Diego.
So I decided I would just stay here.
In my car.
It's really not as bad as you might think.
No, that's so not right!
No, but what are my options?
You know, actually, I may have one.
I just didn't expect to feel this way.
So, no Korean barbecue?
We can go as friends.
Words of death.
I'm really sorry, Sean.
What happened between Glen and I, it's been building all year.
I guess I was just too afraid of feeling it.
I hear you.
So, what about Art School in Paris?
I didn't hear back.
Well, when you do hear and you do get in, because you will get in, don't make your decision because of a guy.
Any guy.
Hey!
Hi!
So, I stopped at Ego.
I saw two open micros, and they sucked.
Spencer...
Ash, look, I'm not trying to convince you or anything.
I just...
I don't know.
Well, I guess, what I'm trying to say, is that you seriously are so much more talented than any of those people.
Thank you.
You know what else?
What?
You are also way more hotter.
Well, duh!
Hi, guys!
Hey.
Sorry.
Okay, so don't kill me, just trust me on this one, okay?
And it's a really good thing.
And you guys are really gonna love her.
Love who?
This is Carmen.
She's gonna be staying with us for a while.
Small world, right?
'911, we're reading.
' I've hit a kid on his motorcycle.
He's laying here.
He's not moving.
'Try to stay calm.
What's your location?
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