Émission TV: South of Nowhere - 2x12

Previously on South of Nowhere This time, it's not about you and your mom.
Yeah, you guys are doing great.
What's next?
A parade?
You know, maybe you're just a little bit jealous.
You still have feelings for Aiden!
Give her some time, she'll burn you, too.
I don't know, it's just that sometimes I feel like I'm her little gay-science experiment.
You think they're best friends?
What's this?
'I am in love with you!
' Spencer, that tape is ancient, okay?
Why don't they just get back together and put us all out of our misery?
We're the opposite of free.
Everyone's in our business.
I don't like feeling jealous.
Hello!
Madison, hey!
How are you?
Okay!
I just needed a little time.
You know, lots of stuff going on.
So, you are coming back to school?
Oh!
Yeah, Monday.
What would you be thinking of having lunch with me?
Just, when I get back.
Just to keep the buzzards from circling...
Sure!
Okay.
'All right, take care.
' Bye!
Hello!
Hey!
What are you up to, right now?
Just getting dressed.
Well, I have a favour to ask you but only if you have time.
Yeah.
Well, what do you need?
Do you think you could come to the auditorium after you're done with the gym and help me painting some of the props?
Yeah.
I mean, I'll try.
Okay, thank you!
Goodbye.
Hey, hi!
You lost it here last night?
I don't think so.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right, so I guess I'll see you soon then.
See you soon.
All right.
Bye, Spencer!
Spencer?
What did she want?
She left her math book here.
Does she know I'm here?
I don't know.
You can ask her yourself.
She'll be here in a couple of minutes.
Yeah, that'd be great: "Hey, Spencer.
' "I came over to talk to Aiden about how things are weird between you and I now."
She'll love that!
Look, what was I supposed to do?
I don't know!
Tell her you'll give her the book later?
Aiden, things are just weird now between her and I.
Because her parents want to have this family time.
And then she saw that tape of you and I and I don't know, it just feels...
I do love her, you know?
I know!
Hey!
I saw your car outside.
Yes!
I came over to talk to Aiden because he's having problems with Kyla, still.
Yeah!
All right.
Well, I'll let you guys talk.
Thank you!
Spencer!
Spencer, don't!
These girls are driving me crazy!
See, this's why I don't keep girls as friends, all right?
It's just too much of talking and talking...
And all at the same time!
Look it's simple, bro.
You have Kyla, who is a hottie and who wants you.
You just have to get out from in between the two girls who don't.
Yeah, maybe.
But I just...
What?
Oh, okay.
Well then, if you don't then I will!
She just needs help painting stuff right now and, I mean, I'm there.
I can paint!
So can I!
Really?
Then, go paint!
All right.
Dude, I didn't mean right now!
I still need you to spot me!
That's a girl to spot you.
She sure looks like she can handle it.
Hello?
Who's there?
A bit soft...
What light through yonder window shines?
It is...
It is the East and Juliet is the sun.
Did I speak that right?
Yeah, close enough!
I was...
I was thinking maybe we can give us another try.
Ah, come on!
Whisk, whisk!
You don't beat!
It's not a drum!
Okay, dad!
Listen, I know you're trying to help me find my new thing but I just don't think this is it.
Because I have a lot of other ideas and none of them involve a whisk!
I'm just trying to find something that's fun.
Something you don't have to be the best at.
Why?
Just because I'm not gonna be the best at basketball ever again doesn't mean I can't be good at something else.
I didn't say that.
It's not what I said.
You know, I think you can do whatever you put your mind to without having to obsess over being the best at it.
Hey, I was the best at getting high!
I'm kidding, right?
I'm kidding.
Well, at least we can kid about it.
Look, come on!
It's all in the wrist.
just like this, see?
Just like a good jump shot, okay?
What, now you're cooking?
You've now entered the dark side.
Help me!
Where're you off to?
Chelsea's.
She's keeping the baby but she hasn't told her parents yet.
Well, that's nice.
Cute!
That's your colour.
It's so nice.
It goes with your eyes!
Let me know if you need me, okay?
Okay.
And tell her we're making a pie for her.
Oh, will do.
That should cheer her up.
All right, have fun!
Take care.
See you guys!
Great.
Now, I have to share my pie?
These shoes are killing my feet!
I'm not gonna massage them, ew!
I won't massage them.
You wanna smell'm, though?
Get off of me!
I used to say that...
So, the love birdies are back together?
Ah well, you know you can't stay mad at her for too long.
It's because I'm so cute!
No, it's because I'm so understanding.
Why are you all dressed up?
None of your business.
He does look nice, though, doesn't he?
I do okay.
Yeah, like the camouflage blazer?
Look, I don't wear that anymore, alright?
Not after all the abuse you gave me!
Oh my God!
Wait, you mean, no more combat Ken?
The outfit to wear for the battlefield to the boardroom?
How about the suit of shining armour I wore when I helped you and Spencer run away?
Yeah, you wear that a lot for Ashley.
What about the white tux you wore to prom last year?
Not cute, Aiden!
You know that that was Madison's fault.
Whatever!
That was your fault because you let her dress you!
What are you gonna wear this year?
I haven't thought about it.
Or asked anyone.
I gotta go.
Yeah.
I gotta go, too.
Catch you later.
So?
You guys are back together?
Yeah, we are!
What, are you okay with that?
Yeah!
Just as long as Aiden and I can still be friends.
Family.
I don't wanna lose anyone else, you know?
Yeah, I do!
I do.
I don't wanna have to ask her to choose.
What are you talking about?
She's in love with you!
I mean...
With all the stuff you guys have been through, you're solid!
But I can't compete with the history you two have together.
Wait, it's not a competition!
Where does this come from?
Did I do something wrong?
No!
Look, if you could just back off it would really help, okay?
Because if I lose her I don't have anything.
Look, I have my own thing going on with a Davies sister.
Yeah, I'm confused about which one that may be.
Whatever, all right?
I'll back off and you're gonna see that you're paranoid over nothing!
Oh, it's no big deal.
My parents just thought I needed a break so they sent me to a spa in the desert for a few days.
So you feel better?
I do now.
Good!
Aiden!
People look at us!
They really like us together.
I was thinking about it, and I just wanted to say we look okay!
So I'll take you back.
Madison, we've been here, all right, and it didn't happen.
Sweetie, if you wanna play these games that's fine.
I like games, and there's some other one we can play, too!
Hey, Aiden!
I'm taking Spencer to lunch.
Do you wanna come?
It's my treat!
Yeah, well.
I'm full, so...
All right.
Maybe some other time.
There's something weird in the air, cousin.
What do you mean?
People are more uptight than usual.
You included, dude.
I ain't none to include.
Just letting it flow.
Then what's up with you and the morons from Northridge?
I've taken their busted asses back over the hill where they belong.
So, that's it?
Yeah.
I've been giving them directions.
What are you, a Map Quest now?
What're you, my moms, now?
Yeah.
If I was, I'd dress better.
That is the creepiest thing I've ever heard!
You should have seen her.
It was like...
It was like the lights were on, but there's nobody home in this crazy girl.
I feel so bad!
Why?
It's not even like you guys are friends anymore.
I know, but obviously Madison is in a lot of pain.
Well, she's not the only one.
Wait.
What are you talking about?
I got this tattoo the other day and it's still really sore.
Wait, what?
Do you wanna see it?
Yeah, I wanna see it!
Oh my God!
Come over here!
You're retarded!
Yeah, I know.
Oh, hey' I'm sorry!
Hey!
Sorry, I knocked.
I know.
Don't worry about it!
Can I use that belt you were wearing the other day?
Yeah, sure!
Wait, hold on!
Look at this picture of dad.
What is that tattoo?
I cant' quite make it out.
I thought it might be my name.
Not unless your name is "Kill the DJ"!
Cute.
It's the rock-and-roller!
Yeah, but he flipped out when I got my tattoo done.
I thought about getting another one.
Why don't you?
I don't know.
I'd go with you!
Might even get one with you.
Really?
It's permanent.
So is having a sister!
Okay.
Oh, it hurts.
But that hurts so good!
Oh, those are so pretty!
It looks so cool.
Did it hurt?
Like hell!
Hey, Ash!
Maybe we should get one.
I don't know, Spence.
If we get tired of each other, it won't wash off.
Oh.
I didn't mean, like, getting our names or anything.
All right.
I'll see you guys later.
Lunch?
See you at lunch!
You know what we could do?
We could get matching bracelets.
It surely hurts a lot less, too.
Yeah.
I'm not down for anything that hurts these days.
Where have you been?
What?
I call, you don't pick up.
You even lunch with Madison, and when I come over to sit down, you walk away.
Why are you avoiding me?
I'm not!
You're so full of it!
Last time I checked, I wasn't on a leach.
Oh, that's really nice, Aiden!
What's the matter with you?
You!
Playing this all jerk disappearing act!
It's as though last year never really happened.
Look, back off, I'm here!
Okay, I'm here.
You're so not!
You don't get to have whatever you want, Ashley!
It's already weird with you and Kyla comparing notes about me.
And you have Spencer, so lay on her a little.
What is that supposed to mean?
Stop!
Look, I'm not your boyfriend anymore.
Spencer!
Wait, Spencer!
Wait, stop!
Get away from me.
Could you at least talk to me?
I have nothing to say to you!
Spencer, nothing happened there!
Look, I know what I saw and what I felt all along.
Don't treat me like I'm stupid!
I don't think you're stupid.
I love you!
You're not allowed to say that to me right now, okay?
Where are you even going?
Wherever you aren't!
What?
You dude ought to be a girl.
I am not!
Man, could you imagine what it would be like to be a girl, dating another girl?
All the crying, and the chick flix.
Like, I'd die!
No, Spencer makes Ashley really happy.
Man, we're going to make you drool.
We'd rather stop and stretch it out.
We've only gone, like, two miles!
Look dude, I'm training for the LA marathon, all right?
You've got to piece it out!
Next week-end I'm running with the women's roadrunner team.
Hey, I don't know if it's such a good idea to run a marathon, you know, with your knee so off.
Hey!
I decide how far I can push it.
Hi, mom!
Hey, Mrs.
C.!
Hey, guys!
Glen, aren't you limping?
You've got to ice that knee!
Okay.
Well, I'm gonna take a shower.
All right, we'll do it when you come back down, all right?
Aiden do you wanna stay for dinner?
Spencer just got home and Arthur's bringing a pizza.
Mom!
Have you seen my Coldplay CD?
No!
Actually, Mrs.
C., my family is going out for dinner, tonight.
But, thanks.
Tell Glen I pass up.
Soon, though!
Morning!
I'm so glad that I came over!
All right.
We should stay in bed.
It's still early.
What was that?
She's so ruining everything!
Who?
Ashley?
Shh!
I'm trying to get her to go to sleep.
She missed her daddy, today.
I need to get some fresh air.
Okay, don't forget the diapers!
Hey, baby!
Where've you been?
I'm waiting!
Is this the prom?
No, silly.
It's our wedding day!
Aidencito, where're you going?
Mi Dio!
No, don't do this!
Do you realize how much I lost in order to be with Ashley?
Spencer, wait!
Get away from me!
Can we just talk about this?
It's over!
Leave me alone!
Hey, Aiden!
Come on in.
You're just in time for pizza.
Glen!
Come on, man, we're late for school.
We've gotta go!
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Look, I'm almost done.
What level is this?
Commando.
You're pretty good at this.
Yup, I can blow away stuff like the best of them.
Thumbs of death!
Really, you know that they actually train real army officers with this game?
Yeah, I know.
I talked to this guy who used to be, like, a total gamer and now he's launching missiles off of an aircraft carrier.
It's cool, huh?
Yeah, if you like blowing stuff up.
I'll be in the car.
See you in class, man.
I'm gonna go find Chelsea.
Morning, man.
What's going on?
It's hard to believe our boy's gonna be a proud papa.
I feel sorry for the kid who's gonna have that boy scout as a dad.
What?
I feel sorry for the kid that's got you for an uncle!
What are you talking about?
I'm gonna be a great uncle, okay.
Cool uncle Glen.
Uncle Glen who takes him to his first strip bar.
Okay, what if it is a girl?
Well, then I'm gonna kill any guy that comes near her.
You mean, any guy like you?
Especially like me.
Damn, it's Boz!
Man, I told you!
Shut up, man.
Shut up!
Hey!
Do you think we could be seeing each other tonight?
Yeah.
Spencer, please.
Look, I get that you guys are best friends and that you feel that you need to be able to talk to him.
But don't you care that it hurts me?
I mean, what you have with him, is that more important to you than what you have with me?
No.
I'm sorry, it's just...
Aiden has already been there with me, so it makes it easier.
Especially when I...
When what?
When I wanna talk to him about us.
I just wish it was easier for you to come to me.
Spencer, I never meant to hurt your feelings.
Then why do you do it at all?
I don't want any more drama.
Do you know what I want?
I want you to wear this.
Give me your wrist.
But you can only wear it for the day.
Because I wanna take it and get it engraved.
It's sweet!
With what?
It's a surprise.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What?
Not tonight.
I can't.