Émission TV: Psych - 7x15

"Once upon a time...
The end."
What?
What the hell is that?
These pages are too sticky. "
A man with incredible skill faced his most difficult challenge."
Unbelievable. "
Across a vast and dangerous land, he...
he..."
I...
I need to fix this.
This is gonna drive me nuts. "
He would bring old friends and foes together to calm a great evil, and though he holds a great secret unknown to all but a few...
The end."
I give up.
Let's just say it was an adventure like no other.
♪ There's a town on the coast ♪ ♪ on the path of Father Serra ♪ ♪ wealthy white guys in boats ♪ ♪ call the U.S.
Riviera ♪ ♪ with a dark dirty secret ♪ ♪ soon to be unfurled ♪ ♪ it's the murder capital of the world ♪ Wait, what?
You know, lots of killing.
Nobody knows.
You're talking about here?
Yes.
Um, no.
Gus, come on, take a look around.
It's Santa Barbara, man, home of the yin/yang killer.
That was one serial killer years ago.
Let me ask you something.
Why are you raining on my parade?
Don't you have to be at work?
♪ And this town needs a man ♪ ♪ who can stop this reign of terror ♪ ♪ catching bad guys like flies ♪ ♪ When he's given room for error ♪ ♪ A man who sees clues almost if they were alighting ♪ ♪ gets accused to confess ♪ ♪ 'cause his hair is so exciting ♪ ♪ And though his attire's informal ♪ ♪ his skills are paranormal ♪ ♪ la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ hoo-dee-hoo, hoo-dee-hoo ♪ Seriously?
You're talking about you?
Yes, I am.
Is there a problem with that?
Um, where do I start?
First of all, you're not a psychic.
Who could be listening, the dancing guy?
Gus, don't be the kites upon strings.
We need to be a tad more cautious with our little secret.
Other cops cannot...
Little secret?
You're living a lie.
Your girlfriend doesn't know, and the last time I checked, you're not a cop.
All right, you know what, fine.
♪ A cop I am not ♪ ♪ I'm just good at observation ♪ ♪ but with shortcuts ♪ ♪ And cons ♪ ♪ And the proper presentation ♪ ♪ they believe that I can raise a finger to my head ♪ ♪ see the past, read a mind ♪ ♪ and can mingle with the dead ♪ ♪ and sure, my girl's deceived ♪ ♪ but that web's already weaved ♪ ♪ woven ♪ ♪ weav-ied?
♪ ♪ Woved ♪ ♪ The key is that I'm in too deep ♪ ♪ to turn back now ♪ ♪ so I tell these lies ♪ ♪ under Santa Barbara skies ♪ ♪ the truth ♪ ♪ is a slippery slope to tread ♪ ♪ when you're over your head ♪ ♪ I do ♪ ♪ what I have to for the common good ♪ ♪ I'm misunderstood ♪ ♪ and I'd come clean ♪ ♪ if I only could ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ ♪ but I can't ♪ ♪ You mean you won't ♪ ♪ It's the same ♪ ♪ Not even close ♪ ♪ Just don't ask ♪ ♪ I didn't ask ♪ ♪ It was implied ♪ ♪ Define "implied" ♪ ♪ You don't know ♪ ♪ Yes, I know ♪ ♪ and I really don't care ♪ ♪ Someone's bound to expose ♪ ♪ funny business we're conducting ♪ ♪ Lighten up, we're all good ♪ ♪ Would you please stop interrupting?
♪ ♪ All I know, it's just me ♪ ♪ always cleaning up the mess ♪ ♪ while your hair gets the credit ♪ ♪ getting people to confess ♪ ♪ It's why I moisturize ♪ ♪ under Santa Barbara skies ♪ ♪ The truth of the matter ♪ ♪ is it's all good fun ♪ ♪ till an eye comes out ♪ ♪ I do what I have to ♪ ♪ for my own safety and legality ♪ ♪ 'cause technically ♪ ♪ it's a felony ♪ ♪ It's just a fib ♪ ♪ It's a crime ♪ ♪ They won't care ♪ ♪ Yes, they'll mind and we'll probably do time ♪ ♪ Over there is my dad here to offer his assistance ♪ Yeah, not happening.
♪ With occasional resistance ♪ ♪ So we face it alone ♪ ♪ all this dark and dirty scheming ♪ ♪ hope it's not like the time ♪ ♪ that my partner went off screaming ♪ ♪ When I fought ♪ ♪ No, you hid ♪ ♪ No, I didn't ♪ ♪ Yes, you did ♪ ♪ I'm just trying not to be the one who dies ♪ ♪ Under Santa Barbara ♪ ♪ Skies ♪ ♪ Santa Barbara ♪ ♪ Santa Babs ♪ ♪ She's our Babs ♪ ♪ Good old Babs ♪ ♪ Santa Barbara skies ♪ Gus, I'm telling you, man.
Somebody needs to be on standby for the bloodbath that's about to wash over our sleepy little community.
Shawn, will you stop it?
Nothing terrible is gonna happen in this wonderful place.
Patient rooms 70 through 86, clear.
synced & corrected by honeybunny & chamallow - www.addic7ed.com - ♪ In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity ♪ ♪ I'm not inclined to resign to maturity ♪ ♪ if it's all right then you're all wrong ♪ ♪ but why bounce around to the same damn song?
♪ ♪ You'd rather run when you can't crawl ♪ ♪ I know, you know ♪ ♪ that I'm not telling the truth ♪ ♪ I know, you know ♪ ♪ they just don't have any proof ♪ ♪ embrace the deception ♪ ♪ learn how to bend ♪ ♪ your worst inhibitions ♪ ♪ tend to psych you out in the end ♪ ♪ Dragging my heels ♪ McNab!
No singing.
Sorry, Detective.
I need you to issue a BOLO for a Zachary Wallace Zander.
Also known by his nom de plume, Z.
His what?
His nom de plume.
His pen name.
Name he uses to...
never mind.
He was a playwright and composer.
Spent seven years obsessively working on a Jack the Ripper musical.
The night before previews, he goes crazy, locks a critic in the theatre, burns the place down.
That was back in '05.
Last night, he escaped from the insane asylum.
We gotta catch this nut job and fast.
♪ Dragging my heels ♪ No singing!
Sorry, Detective.
Trouble?
Does it show?
Oh, a bit.
You care to share?
I'm a good listener, and I don't get much human contact.
It's a long story.
Do I look rushed?
Looks like my squirrel friends have abandoned me.
I'm a writer.
And the last project didn't work out.
Books, movies?
Ever hear of the Santa Barbara playhouse?
Well, I can't say I get out to the theatre much.
Well, let me start at the beginning, then.
It was called Ripper!
Old London.
Dark.
Very cool, or I thought.
And after seven years...
and change after endless change, I thought we had something.
♪ In the dark of your shade, you should all be afraid ♪ ♪ they will call me Ripper ♪ Okay, that was nice, Chris, but what if Elisa comes in just a bit earlier.
Like this?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay?
I can fix it.
We are fixing it, bit by bit.
Have you slept at all?
There's no time for sleep.
Look, I have revisions for you.
We'll get there during previews, I promise.
Just take care of yourself, okay?
I'm...
hold on one second.
What's up?
Who let Andrew Scheck in?
Nobody, we wouldn't let a critic in before previews, especially Scheck.
He watched the entire run-through yesterday, and he's writing a piece.
Off of a run-through?
He can't.
He did.
We're done.
We're done?
No.
Can we talk?
So this Scheck is an important person?
Very powerful, but not really very kind to any of us ever.
Bottom-feeder.
He shouldn't have been there.
He shouldn't have been there.
I'm hearing it's over.
Over?
No, Z, you're getting paranoid.
It'll be okay.
No, it's not.
Oh, my God.
He's here.
Who?
Scheck.
He's trying to kill us.
Kill the show?
There's too much at stake.
Try to sleep.
Elisa!
Get over here!
♪ Something's wrong beneath the artifice ♪ ♪ I feel the ground becoming liquid ♪ ♪ something's wrong ♪ ♪ the elements conspire ♪ ♪ to see that I become the victim ♪ ♪ something wrong in this proscenium ♪ ♪ the death of optimism's lurking ♪ ♪ something wrong gives me the clarity ♪ ♪ to stop conspiracies from working ♪ ♪ You can't be here ♪ ♪ you can't do this ♪ That...
that didn't really happen, right?
It did.
Those people died?
One.
Why...
why would you tell me, a random stranger?
But you're not random.
You're like me.
You don't have any friends.
You're invisible.
You'll listen.
How do you know this?
Because I've watched you every day from my window across the street.
Isn't...
isn't that an institution?
Not a very good one.
They don't listen.
But this is a murder confession.
You'll...
you'll go to jail.
They don't always send murderers to jail.
Yeah, there's...
there's no reason to tell me.
But there is...
because then you'll understand what I'm about to do to you.
The cameras lost Zachary about 30 feet from this gate, so he would have hit the street here.
Where he went after this spot is anybody's guess.
Not anybody's guess.
Mine.
He went to the left, Doctor.
Chief Doctor, Detective.
It's Head Detective, Chief doctor.
Why left?
Because the bus station is directly down this road.
He will look sane as tax relief compared to the slobbering stew of genetic do-overs that populate the main terminal.
I'm sorry, did you say...
Slobbering stew of genetic do-overs?
Yes, I did.
But I'm not talking about your whackadoodles.
I'm sure they're all lovely.
They're not...
We know.
Look, Detective Lassiter can be a little insensitive, and also, he's wrong.
I think that the parking lot cameras picked up Z, so I believe he went right.
The spirits are telling me that he went directly across the street into the park, into the woods.
Spirits are telling him?
He's a psychic.
And who believes this?
Most of us.
Not me.
Doctor, you too will soon believe.
♪ Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer ♪ ♪ this is my partner, Lil' Wayne ♪ ♪ the evidence here's underwhelming ♪ ♪ but my intuition is insane ♪ A trained observer misses nothing ♪ ♪ each imperfection is a trail ♪ ♪ it's not a question of if or where ♪ ♪ but when the guilty party goes to jail ♪ Come with me.
♪ The park ♪ ♪ The bus ♪ ♪ The park ♪ ♪ The bus ♪ ♪ The spirits are sticklers just check with Gus ♪ There's no way I'm wrong about this.
♪ I've heard it both ways ♪ ♪ the right way and then yours ♪ ♪ I've heard it both ways ♪ ♪ let's not open any sores ♪ ♪ I've heard it right and wrong ♪ ♪ don't cheech my chong anymore ♪ Spencer, give me my phone.
Spiritual GPS.
I can't help it.
Spencer, give me my phone.
Has he seen anyone professionally about this psychic thing?
Yes, he stayed in a facility once across town.
It was for a case.
He loved it.
That's true, Doctor!
I cannot deny it.
It was quite a treat.
Allow me to demonstrate.
To the park!
♪ The fates already set in motion ♪ ♪ I feel the crime scene come alive ♪ ♪ drop all your preconceived emotions and notions ♪ ♪ unless you're Nova Scotian ♪ ♪ and feel the criminal connive ♪ And that is how I do it.
Congratulations, Spencer.
You finally solved the great peanut-shelling caper of '09.
As we all suspected, it was the chipmunk.
You are embarrassing us.
Gus, don't be the very model of a modern Major General.
Look at those shells.
They're cracked by tiny, adorable, rabies-infested, plague-causing rodent teeth.
Now look over there.
Those shells are smashed violently, almost as if...
♪ Our victim's here and feeding vermin ♪ ♪ your patient drifts into his view ♪ ♪ he scoots aside, but still uncertain ♪ ♪ what this dark stranger's gonna do ♪ ♪ You get all this from broken peanuts?
♪ ♪ Perhaps we're drifting off the track ♪ ♪ This is a psychic demonstration I'm makin' ♪ ♪ They lost a mental patient ♪ ♪ I'm not sure which of them is cracked ♪ ♪ The nuts?
♪ ♪ You're cracked ♪ ♪ You're nuts ♪ ♪ I've heard it both ways ♪ ♪ the right way and then yours ♪ ♪ I've heard it both ways ♪ ♪ let's not open any sores ♪ ♪ I've heard it right and wrong ♪ ♪ don't diph my thong ♪ ♪ any more ♪ ♪ oh, any more ♪ ♪ oh, any more ♪ ♪ Oh, any...
♪ This guy didn't just want to escape.
I mean, this is...
The beginnings of a rampage.
O'Hara, you pull every contact this kook, Z, ever had.
We are gonna have to dig deep.
This crazy hasn't spoken to another person in seven years.
Actually, Detective, he started speaking.
Recently.
It's complicated.
And what?
You pinky-swore you wouldn't tell anybody?
It was a doctor-patient matter.
Although this changes things.
I'm sorry.
You said it was complicated?
The confidant is another patient.
Take me to this patient now.
♪ There'll be sleigh bells and songs ♪ ♪ and homemade pipe bombs ♪ ♪ dee tee dee tee ♪ Paul, watch the changes.
Hi, Shawn.
Is Paul her name for the karaoke machine?
No, nothing that strange.
It's the name for her imaginary piano player, Paul Hogan.
The Crocodile Dundee guy?
He seems to calm her.
Shh, pipe down, Hellboy.
What?
It's a very special day.
An afternoon of music and story, and Shawn, I say this from my heart when I tell you I'm so glad I did not detonate your mother.
And thank you, Paul, and with the magic of the season, I wish I could not blow her up all over again.
Does she know what month this is?
You can't be sure.
I indulge her.
And Gus, Mr.
Central Coast, please take a bow.
Yes.
Sit down, Avon man.
Pharmaceutical salesman.
Why are you antagonizing them?
I do not sell face cream, Shawn.
I sell the drugs that keep you people from seeing dragons at night.
Should we do this in private?
Z's escape was great, right?
Is there video?
Can we watch?
Yang, we have to hurry, okay?
Z is extraordinarily smart and determined.
He's also very talented.
Okay.
He has the soul of a monkey and the cuticles of an aesthetician, which is why I love him so.
That is crazy.
Sometimes I feel like I have a monkey inside of me.
I say that because his nails are immaculate.
Do you know what Z's plan is?
I do, every step.
Great.
So tell us where he's going.
Nope, can't do that.
That's why we're here.
You didn't come for my show?
Both.
We came for both.
You don't have to lie to me, Shawn.
I can see right through you.
Just tell us where his next victim is.
Victim?
Or victims?
There's more than one?
Maybe.
But a girl needs a date before she offers her bounty.
Fine, what do you want?
Cigarettes?
A shiv?
A free pass on spending the night in "the box"?
What kind of institution do you think we run?
Z taught me to love the theatre, and this...
I'm not going to have a card like this to play again.
No, no, we can't get you out of here.
Oh, I just bet you can.
No, no.
Yang.
Suck it.
All right, Yang, you've had your little day of fun.
Now, let's get to work.
Everybody, be careful.
This place hasn't been touched since the night of the fire.
Nope.
No, no.
Don't know.
No. "
Don't know"?
Well, here's a place to start.
Why did he escape?
How did he escape?
What's his plan?
And where is he?
Yang?
Use your words.
What's wrong?
In my head, it's a musical.
What's a musical?
All of this.
And I don't mean one of those stupid musicals where they just redo old songs.
I hear that.
That stuff does not belong on the boards.
So that's your new thing?
You're just gonna sling around stage terminology?
Yes.
His tap teacher got him an audition for Shakespeare in the parking lot, but get this...
it's not even Shakespeare.
We're doing Wall-E.
Eeeeva.
Wow, Disney is really running out of movies to turn into musicals.
I'm thinking a classic musical.
It would really get me going if you could just perform a little for me.
Perform?
No.
No, no, no.
Talk, talk, talk now.
Hey, Carlton, I don't think that's going to help.
Dr.
Adair said to handle her with kid gloves.
Guys, this might sound crazy, but I think we can pull this off.
Does anyone play bass?
Officer ham and eggs.
Give me a little, walking bass line.
Yeah.
I can't believe it's not butter!
Absolutely not.
You want to catch this guy or not?
♪ Yang, you're such a pretty girl ♪ ♪ and sweet girls love to sing ♪ ♪ and when sweet sirens ♪ ♪ lift their voices ♪ ♪ they can tell me anything ♪ Yeah, like, tell me who this loon's gonna whack before I strangle it out of you.
Lassie, stop it.
First of all, that doesn't even rhyme.
Secondly, she has every piece of this puzzle right here, so in the interest of saving lives, why don't we put in a little time and a little bit of effort?
I'm not gonna do this.
Yes, you are, because you can.
Because it's easy.
Watch this.
♪ When you're making up a song ♪ ♪ the words you improvise are never wrong ♪ ♪ just jam in as many syllables as you can before the break ♪ ♪ you literally cannot make a mistake ♪ Well?
Well, haven't I done enough?
You haven't done anything.
Maybe not yet.
♪ When you're working a cold case ♪ Not gonna do this.
♪ And want to start ♪ ♪ where would be the best place?
♪ Not gonna do this.
♪ We can assume that Z would like to kill again ♪ ♪ can you tell us where to begin?
♪ ♪ You'll find it might atone ♪ ♪ for all the things you've done ♪ ♪ you'll pay a bit back to society ♪ ♪ you'll finally be free, well, figuratively ♪ ♪ Would they name a pharmaceutical for me?
♪ ♪ We'll see ♪ ♪ It could be ♪ ♪ Not likely ♪ ♪ Please don't make me do this ♪ ♪ When you're making up a tap ♪ ♪ you can do anything you like ♪ ♪ except for that ♪ ♪ No, you never no, you never can go wrong ♪ ♪ now, now ♪ ♪ Nothing can go wrong ♪ ♪ When you're making up a song ♪ Big man.
Now make me a ballad.
Yes, where my true love comes out of the fog and takes me by the hand.
Yanger, you're killing me here.
You got to give us something after all the...
Art.
Art that we just drummed up for you.
Shawn?
You're the greatest psychic the world has ever known.
I couldn't just tell you the answer.
That would be cheating.
I can't give you more than I've already given.
That's it.
Gigantor, lock her back up.
I knew this was going to be a monumental waste of time.
Wait!
I wonder what's up there?
Cheeky, cheeky.
Z was living here.
At the end, he couldn't leave.
Changes, day and night.
Nobody knew he was shacking up here.
He was the phantom.
Billy Zane.
The other phantom.
There's no other phantom.
I'm sensing he's been here recently.
You are so good, Shawn.
Where is Miles Thornton?
Miles Thornton is the show's producer.
We've got a home and a current work address for him, the California theater.
You two, hit the theater.
I'll take Mr.
T and Cracker Jacks back to the loony bin.
We'll hit the house.
And you might want to hurry.
Miles?
If you see him, tell me first.
I pray he's not on another bender.
He's an alcoholic?
Highly functioning, yes.
You know, I am trying to launch a show and a venue here, and I've got a producer who suddenly can't keep it together.
You own this place?
I restored it myself.
Oh, so you're saying you're looking for new talent?
From the local pool perhaps?
No, he's not even sort of saying that.
It was implied, Shawn.
He's launching a new show.
I'm up for a role in another production.
To play a mute cartoon robot.
I would play Burn-E, a small but pivotal role where I change a light bulb outside of a space ship.
And that audition was a month ago.
They're not calling you back.
You don't know.
We have some questions for you.
Like, have all the roles been cast?
This is sad.
We preview tomorrow.
Really?
I know why Z escaped.
You're resurrecting Ripper!
Wait, you're saying that Zachary Zander is out?
Yes, and you idiots are doing his play.
No, we're doing a Jack the Ripper story.
Which is his play.
No.
Z's version was crazy.
We're using Miles's set design, and the director, Ben, wrote this new script.
It's a completely different show.
Surely you can understand how a crazy man might find all this just a bit upsetting.
Listen, first time I stepped foot into this beautiful city, The Ripper!
fire was the headline.
It was tragic, but then I got to know more, and I thought, well, the concept for this show is incredible.
It deserves to be put on.
He's right.
This is good.
Give me that.
Question.
This inspector character...
do you think he could be...
a Jamaican?
If I wanted to lose all my money, yes.
Wow, this is pretty good.
This song totally rhymes.
But don't you think this inspector should have a full head of sweet hair and a reasonable-sized forehead?
I'm reading that.
Stop.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it, give it, give it, give it.
Give it.
That's my script.
Do you have a sec?
Of course, Janet.
Audra.
Damn it.
You know, I want to be as sensitive as a businessman can be.
These people up here, they've work too hard to see all of their efforts destroyed by one deranged individual.
Rain check.
It was the victim's house.
You can't use the hide-a-key.
The place was a mess, and next of kin are notoriously unmotivated when it comes to access.
Hey, what's the matter with you lately?
You've been a sourpuss this whole case.
See, that just goes to show how well you're paying attention.
I'm always like this.
Damn it!
I asked for phone records.
How difficult is that?
I had tickets.
What?
Tickets to opening night of The Ripper!
Seven years ago.
Victoria really wanted to see it, and we were possibly gonna reconcile, and then...
And then someone died and the place burned down?
Yeah.
She's not the most understanding of people.
Unlike you.
Exactly.
So I told her I thought she was being a little callous, then she told me what she thought.
Then our marriage was over.
Carlton, you're with Marlowe now.
You have never been happier in your whole life.
I thought I was happy then too.
And then a play gets cancelled.
Because someone died.
Yep, and you spend the next seven years alone.
Carlton, let me tell you something.
Relationships don't always have to be that fragile.
I mean, I believe that...
Thornton was getting phone calls every half an hour throughout the night since the moment Z escaped.
We gotta figure out where these phone calls came from.
Hey, good talk.
Z broke out of the asylum by himself.
Yes, but don't worry.
We're gonna bring this madman to justice.
All right, he just got a little lost.
He's not a madman.
I think we'll get a different opinion from the guy he attacked in the park.
You're saying Z attacked someone?
Z?
Is this true?
Guys, this is Chris Lamberth.
He's been with us for both productions.
Lambert?
Like the Highlander?
Lamberth with an "H."
It's different.
Not really.
It just sounds like you're saying it with a lisp.
Or with a dum dum pop in your mouth.
You need to change your name immediately.
It's like calling yourself Jean-Claude Van Dammit.
Besides, there can only be one.
Who the hell are you two?
My name is Shawn Spencer.
This is my partner, King Mongkut.
Et cetera, et cetera.
We're tracking down a serial killer that's probably pretty angry that you're doing a new version of the show he killed for.
And maybe audition for the show.
Has the role of the inspector been cast?
I am the inspector.
Sir, calm down.
I'm just saying the show seems a little white.
Yeah.
It's set in London in 1888.
So what are you saying?
Black people hadn't been invented yet?
Gus, relax.
If a black dude's getting cast in this show, I think we both know which one of us it'll be.
What?
The fella who can say, "hey, hey, over here.
Hey, that's quite enough of that there...
Ripper."
Should we be worried?
Probably, yes.
Good news for you is we're pretty sure he's going after the producer, Miles Thornton, first.
Of course, nobody seems to be able to find that guy.
Oh, well, I just saw Miles two minutes ago.
He was going up the catwalk.
No kidding.
We need to talk to him right away.
Are you sure it can't wait?
Tell him it can't.
A visitor.
Well...
Hello.
Whoa.
Thank you, enormous human being.
Hopefully, your husband here doesn't mind you being in the same room with a naked man.
Oh, I'm not married.
Well, in that case, what about two naked men?
Ooh.
Strode, she's a killer.
Agree to agree.
Could we just hop to it?
I believe this one's pretty cut and dry.
It is.
Suicide.
Am I right?
What are you talking about?
That's insane.
Relatively speaking.
The victim made no attempt to break his fall, the catwalk railings were too high for him to be pushed, and everyone in the backstage area saw him go up alone.
Yes, long-term alcohol and antidepressant abuse, but was sober as a judge...
Reinhold impersonator...
When the fall happened.
Plus he just...
just kind of has a sad face.
Woody, a patient escaped from a mental institution and looked up this man's name right after this man re-launched a play that drove him to kill.
Well, when you put it like that, yeah, anyone could look guilty, but think about this.
♪ Often it's the opposite ♪ ♪ of what you might expect ♪ ♪ try to think too logical ♪ ♪ you're usually incorrect ♪ ♪ trust your wife has never joined ♪ ♪ a dark religious sect ♪ ♪ it's the opposite of that ♪ ♪ the opposite of that ♪ I'm divorced.
Stop hitting on the prisoner.
♪ He was threatened ♪ ♪ Immaterial ♪ ♪ He was frightened ♪ ♪ Inexact ♪ ♪ You don't think he ran up there ♪ ♪ because he'd been attacked?
♪ ♪ Try to be irrational ♪ ♪ you'll free your head from pains ♪ ♪ inanity is sanity ♪ ♪ when dealing with remains ♪ ♪ think your wife was not ♪ ♪ with White Sox slugger Harold Baines ♪ ♪ It's the opposite of that ♪ ♪ he even left behind his bat ♪ Would you stop bringing up your cheating wife?
We all know you've been cuckolded.
You do realize they don't personally sign those bats?
The real question here is who still has a Harold Baines bat?
Look, all we are simply trying to do is stop people from getting killed.
Z literally wiped this guy's name off the list.
Do you have a sec?
Of course, Janet.
Audra.
Damn it.
Dude, every person on this list is back for the new show except the actress, Elisa.
That stripe doesn't stop at Miles Thornton's name.
We gotta get out of here.
What if we miss something important?
♪ Often it's the opposite ♪ ♪ of what you might assume ♪ ♪ think you're too full for jell-o ♪ ♪ I can prove there's always room ♪ ♪ find your wife hot-tubbing ♪ ♪ with a cabbie from Khartoum ♪ ♪ it's the opposite of that ♪ ♪ how do you sleep, Matak?
♪ It's the opposite of that ♪ ♪ it's the opposite of ♪ ♪ that ♪ ♪ that ♪ I think we're safe.
Hey, man, take this file.
Take it.
Hello, Elisa, my name is Shawn Spencer.
This is my partner, Gigi Van Tranh.
Van Trenh.
I've heard it both ways.
You never even saw the show.
What show?
Who's that?
That's Yang.
She's a serial killer.
Is this safe?
Probably not.
Elisa, a man named Z escaped from a mental facility last night.
I know.
Wait, how do you know?
He called me last night.
What did he say?
Not a word.
So how did you know it was him then?
He was playing piano.
His playing is more distinct than a voice.
Let me get this straight.
A serial killer gives you a buzz, plays some creepy tunes, and this doesn't concern you at all?
It was my song.
He wrote you a song?
What was it like?
Was it a ballad?
Could you hum it?
Not really mine originally.
It was his first song.
He used to change the lyrics for me when I was feeling down.
♪ Don't feel bad, I have a sandwich here ♪ ♪ it's made with fresh organic turkey ♪ Those are the words?
I was paraphrasing.
All right, listen, lady.
Miles Thornton is dead, and Z's got you on speed dial.
So I'm gonna put an officer outside your house here until we find this guy.
It's not necessary.
Trust us.
Question in the back.
All the other major players are doing the new show.
Why didn't you get the invite?
The night of the fire was tragic.
Some of us had trouble getting out.
That's tough, but you didn't answer my question.
I don't think I was right for it anymore.
Cool.
So here's something interesting.
Midnight in Whitechapel.
What's that?
It's the new Jack the Ripper show, and it's expected to do very well.
What makes you say that?
Well, there are negotiations to go to New York.
Oh, like, off-Broadway?
No, like on Broadway.
Really?
Dude, you were just humming a Tevin Campbell medley.
How did you even hear that?
Wait a minute.
So the first production of Ripper!
Was gonna be dead upon arrival before even getting one performance off the ground.
And now Z's out of the picture, and this new show's about to be on the cusp of a financial windfall?
Yeah, and the entire creative team is going to make a mint.
Ho, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Elisa's on this list.
Why didn't she mention that?
McNab, I need you to ask two-face a question.
Oh, my God.
Sorry.
Insensitive.
Please ask Elisa why she failed to reveal a damning piece of evidence, the main reason that Z might want to kill her.
Um, Detective, can I call you back?
Yeah, I'm hearing something in the woods, and I may have a situation here.
Crap.
Come on, whackadoo, let's go.
It came from over there.
I see him!
So how's your mom?
We got him!
Nice work, McNab.
What the hell?
Holy crap, Gus.
There's two of 'em.
I'm sorry.
He let me loose and told me to run.
I...
I did what he said.
Crap.
Elisa!
Open up!
Elisa!
Open up!
We gotta get in there, Gus.
Elisa!
This is so much harder than it looks.
Oh, what?
I have a better idea.
What kind of candy do you like?
That was ill-advised.
That was him.
It was Z.
Stay here.
All right.
Did you hear about Pluto?
That's messed up, right?
♪ I hurt no one, they deceive you ♪ ♪ Come with me, Z ♪ ♪ I believe you ♪ Spencer!
This is our victim from the park bench.
That S.O.B.
used him as a human decoy.
That S.O.B.
just punched me square in the face.
I think we have bigger problems than that.
Where's Yang? "
Once upon a time..."
Seriously?
Wow. "
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