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Émission TV: Private Practice - 1x9

Previously On "Private Practice"... 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:04,690 You've Been Downgraded To Acquaintance. I'm Moving On. 3 00:00:04,690 --> 00:00:05,610 || I Was Wondering 4 00:00:05,610 --> 00:00:08,650 If You Would Be Interested In Having A Drink With Me. 5 00:00:08,650 --> 00:00:11,230 - Oh. - What We DidThe Other Night? Not A Sin. 6 00:00:11,230 --> 00:00:13,660 You Do A Lot For The Practice. But I Do It For You. 7 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:15,510 I Am Not Having Sex With You Just Because 8 00:00:15,510 --> 00:00:18,470 I Wrote Some Things On The Internet. 9 00:00:18,470 --> 00:00:20,140 Thank You So Much. 10 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:22,720 Uh, Uh, Pete Helped. 11 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:27,380 They Saved A Marriage. 12 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:33,900 - It's Not Erupting. - It'll Erupt. Just Wait. 13 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:38,170 It's Not Erupting.Just Wait. 14 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:39,690 - It's Not Erupting. - Told You. 15 00:00:39,690 --> 00:00:41,610 Why Didn't Your Daughter Do Her Own Science Project? 16 00:00:41,610 --> 00:00:44,950 Because When Maya's Happy, Naomi's Happy. 17 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:46,200 I Thought The Point Of Getting Divorced 18 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,320 Is You Stop Being The Keeper Of Your Ex-Wife's Happiness. 19 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:49,700 Yeah, Right. 20 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:51,430 Are You Trying To Get Back In Naomi's Pants? 21 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:54,800 N-No. I Am Not. 22 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,620 Her Pants Are Her Pants. 23 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:59,260 Do Not Sleep With Naomi. I Am--Why? 24 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:01,610 Office Drama. We Don't Need Any More Office Drama. 25 00:01:01,610 --> 00:01:03,730 Just Because You Couldn't Seal The Deal With Addison 26 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,020 And You Couldn't Seal The Deal With Viot... 27 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:11,090 I Seal The Deal. Okay, I... Seal The Deal. 28 00:01:11,090 --> 00:01:13,640 Not That I'm Sealing Anything With Naomi, 29 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:18,290 'Cause I'm Not Sealing... With Naomi. 30 00:01:18,290 --> 00:01:22,280 Casual Sex With Virtual Strangers, 31 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,310 That's The Way To Go. 32 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:25,640 Yeah, How's That Working Out For You? 33 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,260 Actually, It's Working Out Just Fine. I Gotta Go. 34 00:01:28,260 --> 00:01:31,950 W-Wait... Gotta Go. 35 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:38,800 - I Think He May Be Smarter Than Us. - Me, Too. 36 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,760 Next Time,I Wanna Be Bad Cop. Pardon Me? 37 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,810 You Know, The Whole Dirty, Bossy Thing You Got Going. 38 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:46,150 Don't Get Me Wrong, I Like It. 39 00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:48,190 But I Wanna, You Know, As A Male Of The Species, I-- 40 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:52,160 Understood.Still Not Gonna Happen. Okay. 41 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,700 Now Unlike You Oceanside People, 42 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:56,910 I Still Have A Busy Y-- Patients, Uh, Meetings. 43 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:58,460 I Have To Find A New Instructor 44 00:01:58,460 --> 00:02:01,010 For This Parenting Class For Tads Tonight. 45 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:04,540 || So Unless You Are Applying To Be My Assistant, 46 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:06,900 Enough With The Questions. 47 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:11,800 God. I Almost Forget I'm Having Sex With Charlotte King. 48 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,630 Isn't Finding A Teacher For Dad's Class 49 00:02:13,630 --> 00:02:15,520 Kinda Small Potatoes For A Chief Of Sff? 50 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,080 I Mean, A-A Dirty, Bossy Chief Of||Taff. 51 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,430 No, Sir. Big Potatoes. 52 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:22,760 One Of The Hospital's Biggest Moneymakers. 53 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,210 We Wipe The Floor With The Oer Classes In Town. 54 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:27,630 You Have To Be Competitive About Everything, Right? 55 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:30,610 You Always Have To Win. You Want Me Back TonightOr Not? 56 00:02:30,610 --> 00:02:31,950 I Wanna Be B 57 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:40,280 You're Not The Bad Cop Type.Now Yes Or No? 58 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:46,700 Okay, Fine, Yes. 59 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,270 I Am Not Afraid Of Being In A Relationship With Sam. 60 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:04,500 We Are Not Getting Back Together. 61 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:06,870 You're Afraid Of Talking To Sam About Being In A Relationship? 62 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:09,540 Y-You Want To Be? I'm Just Saying Sam IsOne Of The Good Ones. 63 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:11,390 Do You Know How Hard It Is To Find A Good One? 64 00:03:11,390 --> 00:03:15,560 I Was Married To S. I-I Know How Good He Is. 65 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,130 He--He Is Good. You Mean "Good" Good? 66 00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:19,780 You--You Mean-- You Mean Bed "Good"? 67 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:24,020 No. A-Absolutely Not. No. Mm-Hmm. 68 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,320 Okay, I'm--I'm Missing-- What Are We Talking About Here? 69 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,560 Just Talk To Sam About Where You're Going. 70 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:29,590 You Won't Talk To Pete. 71 00:03:29,590 --> 00:03:31,680 Well, I'm NotIn A Relationship With Pete. And She Won't TalkTo Cooper, So-- 72 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,950 We're Sort Of Taing. I'm--I'm Trying To Get Over It. 73 00:03:34,950 --> 00:03:36,730 He's Not Over It. He's Avoiding Me. 74 00:03:36,730 --> 00:03:40,530 What--What Are We Talking About? 75 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:41,570 Hello. Good Morning. 76 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:44,700 Good Morning. Morning. 77 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:46,200 See? Avoiding Me. 78 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:50,980 I'm Gonna Go Talk To Pete Right Now. 79 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,620 Hey. Where's The Honey? 80 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:55,450 Uh--All We Have Is This Artificial Sweetener Crap. 81 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:57,130 Food Should Weigh More Than This. 82 00:03:57,130 --> 00:04:01,670 Can We... I've Been Thinking About Things Between Us. 83 00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:02,680 Yeah. They've Been Weird. 84 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,860 Just Because We Were Bad At The Dating Thing 85 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:08,350 Doesn't Mean That We Have To Be UncomfortableAround Each Other. 86 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:11,390 I Think That We ShouldBe Friends. Friends? 87 00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:14,840 Yeah. I Hear Grown-Ups Do It All The Time. 88 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,910 Done. 89 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:19,740 So... 90 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:21,360 Oh, No. We Don't Have To Start Right Now. 91 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:24,910 Good. 92 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:28,230 Hey, My Officis Freezing.It's Frozen In There. 93 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:30,590 I Need My Labs For My 10:00. 94 00:04:30,590 --> 00:04:33,460 All Right. I'll Go Get Them. Wait, Something Is Off Today. 95 00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:36,500 What Is--What Is Off? Um... 96 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,640 Jusbecause Addison Found Out About ||, 97 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,570 You Didn't Tell Her, Like, Every Little Detail, Did You? 98 00:04:41,570 --> 00:04:44,200 And She Didn't TellEverybody Else, Right? Well, No. 99 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,450 Okay. Why? 100 00:04:45,450 --> 00:04:47,680 No, It's Jus Uh, Cooper Was Acting Like Maybe 101 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,140 He Knew-- My Office Smells LikeA Dead Rat. 102 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:52,280 Excuse Me? No One Took Out The Trash. 103 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:55,240 What Is Going On Today? 104 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,640 I'm Here. I'm Here. 105 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:57,970 Is Everything All Right? 106 00:04:57,970 --> 00:05:01,830 Yeah, It's Fine. Uh, Sort Of. 107 00:05:01,830 --> 00:05:04,370 Is Ipossible You Could Help Me With Something Medical? 108 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:05,580 Yeah, Sure. What Is It? 109 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:08,120 Um, It's My Pa Pa. Something's Wrong. 110 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:12,290 Your Pa Pa? Yeah. 111 00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:13,260 Please Tell Me That 112 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:14,840 That's Not What You Call Your-- 113 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,680 N-No, No. Okay. 114 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:20,460 Um, My--My Grandfather. Um, And His Friend Nate. 115 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:25,260 I Think They're Being Abused At Their Nursing Home. 116 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:27,480 The Vaginismus-- Is It Recurring? 117 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:28,680 No, Not At All. 118 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,060 Once You Got Us Going, Our Sex Has Been-- 119 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:33,640 Unbelievable|| I Mean, Really... 120 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,550 We've Been Doing It Like Crazy For The Last Two Months. 121 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:40,720 I've Peed On I Don't Know How Many Sticks. Nothing. 122 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,570 Something's Just Not Right. I Just Know It. 123 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:44,250 I'm Just A Mess Down There. 124 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:46,620 Cathleen, Two Mont-- 125 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:49,980 I Mean, It Tes Couples Time To Conceive, 126 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:51,640 Sometimes Up To A Year. 127 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,860 I Know. I Just... We Really Want To Have A Baby. 128 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:56,370 And It's Not Like I'm A Spring Chicken. 129 00:05:56,370 --> 00:05:58,240 It Took Me A Long Time To Find Geoffrey. 130 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,630 I Just Want To Know That We Can. 131 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:03,650 Okay. I'll, Uh, Check Your F.S.H. 132 00:06:03,650 --> 00:06:05,980 And Get A Sample From Geoffrey 133 00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:08,320 If That'll Make You Feel Better. 134 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,670 This Grandson Of Mine Worries Too Much. 135 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,720 Ever Since He Was A Boy-- Worry, Worry. 136 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,460 No, He's Just Concerned About You. 137 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,060 Do--Do You See Those? 138 00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:19,960 Every Time I Go To The Nursing He,There's Another One. 139 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,900 And Look-- Look, Look, Look. 140 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:26,710 Those Are Liver Spots, Kid. You Have Lollipops Here? 141 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:28,710 They're Just For The Kids. 142 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:31,370 So, Uh, Where Are These Bruises Coming From? 143 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:33,990 I Don't Know. He Says ThisEvery Time I Ask. 144 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:35,550 Has Anyone Who Works At The Nursing Home 145 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:38,160 Hurt You In Any Way? They Wouldn't Have The Nerve. 146 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,980 I Spent Ten Years In Thearine Corps, 147 00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:41,380 Fought In Korea-- 148 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:45,900 I'd Beat Them Down. What About Dementia? 149 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:48,750 What About Sleepwalking? You, Uh, Bumping Into Things? 150 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,220 What Am I, An Idiot? 151 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:52,230 You Are Kind Of A Klutz. Watch It. 152 00:06:52,230 --> 00:06:54,280 Or What, You'll Come Over Here And Fall On Me? 153 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:58,380 Look, My Memory Iss Sharp As A Swiss Army Knife. 154 00:06:58,380 --> 00:07:01,820 Ask Me Anything From 1945 On, And I'll Tell You. 155 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:05,240 Okay. 156 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,160 Your Grandfather Claims He's Not Being Abused. 157 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,320 I'm Inclined To Believe Him. 158 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,380 Well, I'm Not. 159 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:15,220 Look, He--He Would Never Say If Something Like ThatWas Happening. 160 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:17,980 What Am I Supposed To Do, Just Wait Around And Hope I'm Wrong? 161 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:21,000 Dell, I'm Ready. Let's Go. 162 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:26,290 - All Right. - So Long. So Long.All Right. So Long. 163 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,580 Oh.Hey. 164 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:34,460 Dr. Montgomery. 165 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:37,230 You're, Uh... Yore Dry. 166 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:40,440 Uh...Last Time I Saw You, You Were All Wet 167 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,500 From The Birthing Tub. 168 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:42,970 Yet You Still Recognize Me. 169 00:07:42,970 --> 00:07:46,550 Yes. Well, My Cop-Honed Powers Of Deduction. 170 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:49,480 I'm Waiting R Dr. Bennett. I'm Having Him Do My Physical. 171 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,890 Oh, You're A Patient Here? Yeah, I HeardHe Delived A Baby 172 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:54,470 Next To A Slurpee Machine. Th Hdid. 173 00:07:54,470 --> 00:07:57,420 So He Must Be Good. You Are In Good Hands. 174 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:58,930 Officer Nelson? Dr. Bennett. 175 00:07:58,930 --> 00:07:59,450 Yes. 176 00:07:59,450 --> 00:08:02,480 I'm Sorry. Uh, Dr. Montgomery Was Just Distracting Me. 177 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:05,090 Well, She Often Has That Affect On People. 178 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:08,610 Come On. Let's Do This. 179 00:08:10,210 --> 00:08:12,010 Here's The Pitch-- You And Me, 180 00:08:12,010 --> 00:08:14,150 2-Day Intensive Parenting Class For New Fathers. 181 00:08:14,150 --> 00:08:15,710 You Do Your Holistic Baby Thing. 182 00:08:15,710 --> 00:08:17,300 I Got A List Odad's That Are Already On Board. 183 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:20,820 All We Gotta DoIs Make The Call. Did YouCome Up With This Yourself? 184 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:22,870 Yes, Sir. It's Time We Got More Aggressive And Competitive 185 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:25,630 With Other Institutions, Show Them Who's On Top. 186 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,460 You Know What? We're Guys Talking To Guys. 187 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:30,460 We--We Can Handle This. We Can Totally Handle It. 188 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:33,480 Cooper And I Are Gonna Teach A Parenting ClassTo Expectant Dads. 189 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,810 You Never Told Me About A Dad's Class. I Could-- 190 00:08:35,810 --> 00:08:37,870 Oh, No, No, No. We're Gonna Go Twosies On It, Do It Our Way. 191 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:39,540 Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute, The Insurance On That, 192 00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:40,880 That Could Cost A Lot Of-- It's Not A Problem. 193 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:45,140 It's Gonna Bring In $20,000In 2 Days. Everybody Needs ToLeave Cooper Alone. 194 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:47,980 That's A Gat Idea. Godspeed. 195 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:52,620 So, So, Hey. What--What Were You Up To Last Night? 196 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,350 I Called You, But Got No Answer. 197 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:57,670 Ah, I Crashed Early. 198 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,780 Hey, Pete. Hey. 199 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:03,910 Have Fun At Your Class. 200 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,360 Have Fun At Your Class. 201 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:08,750 I Am Being A Friend, Okay? We Are Doing Friendship. 202 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:09,770 Yeah, I'm Your Friend, 203 00:09:09,770 --> 00:09:11,710 And You Have Never Been That Nice To Me, Ever. 204 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:14,870 We're Adjusting, All Right. Just--Thank You. 205 00:09:14,870 --> 00:09:16,570 Whenever We Give Each Other A Hard Time 206 00:09:16,570 --> 00:09:20,030 Or We Start To Fight,I Mean, That's When... Yeah, That's When 207 00:09:20,030 --> 00:09:22,580 The Two Of YouGet Hot For Each Other. Yes, I Know.It's Twisted. But-- 208 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:25,100 Okay, And See That's WhyI Don't Know What To DoAbout My Cop, You Know? 209 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,830 I Mean, I Think Maybe He's Interested, 210 00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:28,780 But Then Maybe I Shouldn't Inflict Myself 211 00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:31,550 On A Decent, Unsuspecting Officer Of The Peace. 212 00:09:31,550 --> 00:09:34,510 Well, Maybe--Maybe That's What You Need. 213 00:09:34,510 --> 00:09:37,020 Oh, I Don't Know.My Track Record With Men Lately, 214 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:43,750 He's Probably A Crazy. 215 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,150 We Checked Your L.H. Levels, And They're Normal. 216 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:50,660 You're Ovulating. Good.That's Good, Right? 217 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,240 Well, We Did Find Some Fibroids, 218 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,960 So We Should Monitor ThemJust To- -I Knew It. It's Always Me. 219 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,930 First My Vagina Was Locked, And Now-- 220 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,150 You Should Get Your Money Back. I Am A Dud. 221 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:02,640 The Fertility Issue Doesn't Lie With You. 222 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,580 Geoffrey, We Checked Your Sperm Count, 223 00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:07,350 And Unfortunately, It Was Very Low. 224 00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:10,170 H-How Low? 225 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:12,950 There Are No Viable Sperm In Your Specimen. 226 00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:21,800 I'm Sorry, Geoffrey.You're Sterile. 227 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:29,040 I Know This Isn't What You Want To Hear, 228 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,040 But There Is Hope. 229 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,940 When You're Ready, There Are Other Options. 230 00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:34,450 There's Sperm Donation, Adoption-- 231 00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:38,230 The Main Thing Is, You Can Have A Child, A Family. 232 00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:39,290 No Adoption. 233 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:42,140 Wait. I Don't Know If We Should Be Ruling That Out. 234 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,030 We're GoingWith A Sperm Donor. But, Honey-- 235 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:46,270 No. You've Always Wanted To Be Pregnant. 236 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,010 You've Always Wanted A Baby Oyour Own. 237 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:51,480 Do We Have To Decide Now? Is There A Reason To Rush? 238 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,410 Not To Rush, But, Uh, Fertility Does Decline 239 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:57,500 Every Year For A Woman After The Age Of 35. 240 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,660 And The Fibroids Could Eventually Interfere-- 241 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:05,480 All Ght. We Get It. We've Gotta Go For It Now. 242 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,340 Look, They Said You're Ovulating. 243 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:10,110 Doesn't That Mean We're In The Zone To Try? 244 00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:13,390 That's--That's Right. Yes. 245 00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:15,660 Are You Sure You're Okay With This? 246 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,750 Cathleen, I Love You. 247 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:23,250 It's What You Want, What I Want. 248 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,350 I'm Sure. 249 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,180 So What's Wrong With Dell's Granddad? 250 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:31,130 Oh, It's Just Some Minor Bumps And Bruises. 251 00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:33,650 Dell's Concerned That There Might Be Some Abuse Going On, 252 00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:36,290 But Nate And Wendell Are Adamant That That's Not Happening. 253 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:39,310 Well, Dell's Grandfather Is A War Vet. 254 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,270 I Think He'd Be Too Proud To Admit Something Like That. 255 00:11:41,270 --> 00:11:42,440 Where's The Mom? 256 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,210 Dell's Always Getting Those Postcards From India 257 00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:46,290 And ChinaAnd All Over The Place? Yeah, I Asked Him Once. 258 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:49,430 He Said ThatShe Was A Rolling Stone. Yeah, She Row�Ed Right Off 259 00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:50,900 And Left Dell With His Grandparents. 260 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,770 Wendell Went Into A Home After His Wife Died. 261 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:56,360 Wow. You Sure Know A Lot About Dell. Seriously, 262 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,050 If Dell Suspects Something, Then Maybe You Should-- 263 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,010 I Just Read A Paper About Der Abuse. 264 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,350 -It's Way Underreported. -All Right,I'll Call The Nursing Home, 265 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:06,440 See If I Can Get Ahold Of His Medical Records. 266 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,250 Hey, Sam. 267 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,720 Tell Me What That Was About Earlier. 268 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:14,570 Oh. Uh... 269 00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:16,270 I Just Think Th It Would Be Nice 270 00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:18,000 If We Kept This Thing Private. 271 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,150 Well, Somebody Already Found Out, Sam. 272 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:22,660 And Honestly, I Don't Think It's That Big Of A Deal. 273 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:23,210 Oh. 274 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,430 What, Are--A You Afraid That This Is Gonna Mean Commitment? 275 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:26,530 What? Because If, You Know, 276 00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:28,500 You're Ashamed Of Having S With Your Ex-Wife-- Naomi-- 277 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,120 - Um, Naomi, - I Got These LabsFor Your Patient-- 278 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:36,150 - Just Leave It On My Desk.Excuse Me. - All Right. Sorry. 279 00:12:36,150 --> 00:12:37,710 Jeez. 280 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:38,890 They're Really Going At It Lately. 281 00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:41,980 One Minute, They're Grinning, Then The Next Minute They're-- 282 00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:44,460 You Think They're "Going At It"? 283 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:46,000 Sex? Yeah. 284 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,060 No. No. You Think So? 285 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,910 As Much As They Argue? 286 00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:58,630 Angry Sex Is Hot. 287 00:12:58,630 --> 00:12:59,880 So I Called The Nursing Home, 288 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,790 And They Sent Over Wendell And Nate's Medical Recor. 289 00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:04,900 There Are A Bunch Of Injury Reports 290 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:08,750 In The Past Few Months-- Minor Scrapes, Bruises. 291 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,150 So I Was Right To Be Concerned. 292 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:12,140 Well, It's Not Proof Of Anything, But, Yeah, 293 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:17,000 You Were Right To Be Concerned. 294 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,790 I'm Gonna Go Over ThereAnd Check This Out. I'll Go With You. 295 00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,700 No, I Can Handle This, Okay? No, You Brought Them To Me, 296 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,130 So Technically, They're My Patients, 297 00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,620 Which Means Legally, I'm As Obligated To Them 298 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,540 As Anyone Else. I Told You, I-I Don't-- 299 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:32,980 Dell, I'm Going. 300 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:37,570 All Right, Let's Start By Picking Up Our Babies. 301 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:39,810 But With Two Hands. 302 00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:42,910 My Baby Looks Like Chucky. Do You Want To Trade? 303 00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:44,940 No Way. All Right,No Trading Babies. 304 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,350 One Of The Things We're Trying To Teach You In ||Is Class 305 00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:50,490 Is How To BondWith Your Newborn. I Don't Want To BondWith Chucky. 306 00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:51,980 These Babies Are Gonna Come Into Your Life, 307 00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:54,730 And They're Gonna Seem So Small And Fragi|| 308 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:57,940 That You're Gonna Be Afraid To Touch Them. 309 00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:00,780 Don't Be. Uh, They Need Toe Held, 310 00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:01,980 And They're A Lot Tougher Than They Look. 311 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:03,400 Yeah, I Heard A Baby Can Eat, 312 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,510 Like, Half A Cup Of SandAnd Be Fine. That's Not-- 313 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:09,330 And What About That Baby That Fell 11 Stories, 314 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:10,800 Crawled Away Without A Scratch? 315 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:14,010 It's What You Said, Man. You Can't Break A Baby.Yeah, You--You Can. 316 00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:16,760 From 11 Stories, Totally Breakable. 317 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,500 Um, Who-- Who's Your Pediatrician? 318 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,580 You Know What? Why Don't We Start With The Basics? 319 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:25,570 Yes. Um... Changing A Diaper. 320 00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:32,060 Who Wants To Give It A Try? 321 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:33,410 I'd Like To Try. 322 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:35,450 Adam--Our First Volunteer. 323 00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:37,030 Let's Do This. Dr. Pete? 324 00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:38,800 Okay, Gentlemen, Put Your Babies Down. 325 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:43,160 Support The Head. Support-- Next Time, Support The Head. 326 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,660 He's Probably With Nate Or Arthur. 327 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:50,820 They Play Bingo Together. Where Is Everybody? 328 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:54,500 We're Looking For Wendell. He's In Room 310. 329 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,330 Yeah. Do You Know Where He Is? 330 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,300 Uh, If He's Not In His Room, I Don't-- 331 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,160 No, We Checked His Room. He's Not There, Okay? 332 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,920 Aren't You Supposed To Be Watching Them? 333 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,560 They Give Me $5 An Hour Not To. 334 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:11,000 If You Can Do Better... 335 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 You Think That Guy Was Just Messing With Us? 336 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:18,280 I Should--I Should've Given Him A 20. 337 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,960 You Hear That? 338 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:24,270 Yeah, I Hear It. 339 00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:47,450 Stop, Stop! You Two Are Gonna Kill Each Other. 340 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:50,030 Pa Pa! 341 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,580 Stay Outta This. This Is A Championship Match. 342 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,200 And I Don't Want Him Making Excuses 343 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,890 When I Kick S Butt. First Time For Everything. 344 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:59,890 Except You Growing A Pair. 345 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:06,260 Come On. Get Up. Is That All You Got? 346 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:07,830 Oh, No. His Heart Rate's Down To 30. 347 00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:09,330 I Can Barely Feel His Pulse. He's Hurt. 348 00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:12,320 Sure He Is. Come On. Get Up, You Old Geezer. 349 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,960 Get Some M||E Of This. No, No, Game Over.He's Really Hurt. 350 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,850 We Gotta Get Him An Ambulance. 351 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:20,430 I Need To Get Him To A Hospital Now. 352 00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:21,680 Good First Day, You Guys. 353 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,230 Check Your Babies At The Door. 354 00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:26,830 Guys, Uh, That Was Amazing. 355 00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:28,990 Um, I Was Just Wondering If There's Any Homework. 356 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:29,900 No, Homework. 357 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,430 You Know, Adam, Your Energy Is Great For This Class, 358 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:33,820 And It's Okay To Be Nervous. 359 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,690 That's Totally Normal For A First-Time Dad. 360 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:38,180 Oh, Thanks, But I'm Actually Not A Dad. 361 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,430 I'm Just Here For Jack. Jack Is Your Partner? 362 00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:43,110 Oh, No, No. Well, He's A Partner At The Firm, Of Course, 363 00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,340 But I'm Just His Assistant. 364 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:47,010 That's Why I'm HereTang The Class. Jack Is Your Boss? 365 00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:49,430 Yeah.He Sent-- He Sent His Assistant. 366 00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:52,900 Well, Second Assistant, Actually, But, Uh, Not For Long, 367 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,630 Thanks To This Class. You Need To Tell HimTo Be Here. 368 00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:57,820 Oh, No. No, No, I Couldn't Tell Him That. 369 00:16:57,820 --> 00:16:59,790 He'll Destroy Me Or Have Me Destroyed. 370 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:00,890 Look, Please J-- 371 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:02,990 Adam, The Only Requirement For This Dad's Class 372 00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:04,130 Is You're Actually Gonna Be A Dad, 373 00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:05,870 So If Your Boss Wants To Take The Class, 374 00:17:05,870 --> 00:17:11,050 He Has To Attend Himself. 375 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,850 Hey, You're Still Here? 376 00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:19,550 Cathleen Went Back 377 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:21,460 For One More Look At The Sperm Donor Book. 378 00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:25,110 She's Hoping Something Will Click. 379 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,690 I'm Gonna Give Her This Baby. 380 00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:29,330 I Believe You. 381 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:32,710 You're Determined.But... 382 00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:36,950 Why So Determined? 383 00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:39,850 Cathleen Never Asks For Much. 384 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,770 I Promised Her A Happy Life. 385 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,040 Sometimes You Have To Get Over Yourself 386 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,410 In Order To Do Tha 387 00:17:44,410 --> 00:17:47,160 Well, I Wonder How Cathleen Would Feel About That-- 388 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,830 You Disregarding Your Own Feelings 389 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:53,390 To Give Her What She Wants. 390 00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:54,450 She Doesn't Talk About It Much, 391 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:55,940 But Cathleen Was Adopted. 392 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:59,430 I Mean, She's Got Great Parents, But... 393 00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:01,100 I Wanted To Give Her What I Had, 394 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:05,680 You Know, My Family.They're Crazy, But... 395 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,940 It's Only Fair That She Gets To Have 396 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:09,030 One Person In Her Life That Looks Like Her. 397 00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:12,750 But What About What You Want, Geoffrey? 398 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,390 I'll Tell You What, Why Don't You... 399 00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:18,370 Go Home, Get Some Sleep, Think About It, 400 00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:25,320 And Then Start Over Tomorrow? 401 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,910 H-How Is He? 402 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,490 Well, He, Uh, He Had A Heart Attack. 403 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:36,720 We're Trying To Reopen His Blocked Vessels. 404 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,630 I Did That? I-I Did That To Him? 405 00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:42,520 Well, I'm Sure It Didn't Help That You Decked Him, 406 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:46,670 But, Uh, We Can't Say Right Now. 407 00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:48,640 I Don't Believe This. 408 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,820 We--We Didn't Mean For Anyone To Get Hurt. 409 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:52,300 Okay, Then Why Did You Hit Each Other? 410 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,270 We Had To Do Something. 411 00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:56,440 The Days There... 412 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,290 You-Ou Can't Tell One From Another. 413 00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:02,420 Me, Nate-- We Were All Going Crazy. 414 00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:03,710 Yeah, Well, That Part's Obvious. 415 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,100 Dell, Maybe Your Granddad, He--He Just Needs A Minute-- 416 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,710 I Got It. 417 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:11,940 I Need You To Swear, Okay? No More Of This. 418 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:19,900 You Think I Don't Know It's Over? 419 00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:25,680 Dell... 420 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,850 Old Man Fight Club? 421 00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:39,180 , Yeah. 422 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,060 Wendell Was The Ringlead