Émission TV: Californication - 5x1

Previously ...
If it was sex with someone and knew it would be the last time, How do you think it would be?
Very sad.
Let me sad.
Who are you?
Stu Baggs, pleasure.
I met his wife.
Soon, ex.
Separation.
So do not mind if I get it?
You know how many had sex?
I have to get to 100.
3 digits.
Then I can die happy.
I'm pregnant.
I'll be a father!
The son is Charlie.
What?
What the fuck?
You know what I think, Dad?
That will be all right.
Chapters end.
It has to shake things up.
Quit this crap.
Go home.
Season 5 Episode 01 =- -= JFK to LAX Legend: Kiko jgsnb domingoss You are amazing.
A goddess.
A gift from heaven.
You deserve the white dress and a happy ending.
Let's take this to the next level or what?
What?
We are on the Internet.
Really?
Time flies.
We have very casual.
I'm taking care does not require much of your time.
Do not want to be that woman.
You are not.
I just want to know what will happen one day.
I see us becoming very close.
Great friends, one day.
After you hate me for a long winter.
Not that I do not appreciate you.
I appreciate a lot.
I like the randomness of things.
I am a casual guy.
I have to be I am damaged, broken, an old dog, old tricks.
But you're amazing.
A goddess.
A gift from heaven.
It deserves the white dress and a happy ending.
But I'm not the guy to give.
Are you nervous.
I can see.
I'm not nervous.
Not?
I'm happy.
You fucked me behind, Hank.
It's a metaphor?
Because ...
I gave her ass for you.
Do you think I would I sodomize you if I did not see a future?
You said you liked the most than I thought.
This is not the point.
It's not the point.
This man is a monster.
He likes to eat ass Women and then says want to keep casual.
Who cares?
His agent.
Turning to the coast possibility of a payment.
Accepted.
Do not want to know what is?
No.
You can book a flight for this coast?
What happened?
What did you do?
The situation of women crazy happened.
And she has the key from my house.
Maybe I need to sleep outside for a few days, maybe?
In my home, my friend.
I'll catch you at the airport.
Thanks, RUNKS.
Thank you.
I'm waiting, my friend.
Miss your ass.
Even more, wanker.
Know how much I HATE YOU NOW?
Damn.
I just did I did what I think?
Yes.
I am deeply sincerely sorry.
Do not change the fact that I am wet to the neck.
The blame is not all my by you force men to wet his lap.
I'm not laughing.
Of course it is.
A little?
Inside, perhaps?
Sure, you can leave.
What are the chances?
Of what?
Usually, I sit next to John Candy or Ruth Gordon, if you're lucky.
But just the woman's side most beautiful in the region felling and drink in her lap.
Nice work.
Fool, fool.
The region?
You are first class, high caliber.
It's so beautiful it's almost ugly.
Just did not want to press.
Hank.
2A.
I'm here, sorry.
It is better to regret.
Sorry.
No, wait.
Can not take her place?
If it says 2A, is where I rest the butt.
This guy follows the rules.
It's what makes the train do not delay.
Nice, Hank.
Bye, Miss.
I did not catch ...
Excuse me.
Your name.
Sorry.
I have to control it.
I am almost fat others to fly.
Want some?
No, I'm fine.
It's okay.
Go before I shit.
How?
Go sit with your wife.
She convinced me to move on.
Enjoy the fucking honeymoon.
It's like a search for this woman, this relationship became in a form of drug.
I was hooked.
Leaving her crazy My daughter is doing.
When you give up and overcome, good things happen.
She's better now.
My daughter is fantastic.
I'm keeping it simple.
It is a sad story and beautiful.
I'm surprised for listening, I thought I would hang himself in the middle of the conversation.
I even thought about it, but I think it would be rude you open your heart.
Thank you.
Yes But it's cool talk to someone who does not want to get in my pants.
My love story is not charming?
Excuse me, go to the bathroom.
If you do not want me to try, do not talk to me bitching.
I hope no one from when I'm there.
Close the door.
That's the problem.
I always forget.
What the fuck are you doing?
Sorry, I thought ...
I'm kidding.
I thought I had to pee.
I've done.
I'm sorry to miss it.
Have you done this before?
Kissing a girl?
Sometimes.
In the bathroom of an airplane?
Never, believe it or not.
It seemed that it was not worth but now, I think it was waiting for the right girl.
For God's sake.
Keep to the honeymoon.
I have serious work to do here.
Thank you for the best flight of all.
Do not mention it.
Let's not ruin keeping in touch.
I agree.
It's like they say: What happens the bath, is in the little bathroom.
It's my favorite saying, with "food is not cheap."
For a long time I'm not a guy.
Your dirty.
I know.
But it's nice.
We should do it again any day.
With more space to be able to move.
That was not my best.
I'm better.
I need space to lock and unlock.
I have ...
Should write down your number.
I can not move this thing.
What, fuck-ties.
Go down the window.
Runklezinho.
Beat the Uncle Hank.
You can.
He already knows about?
Not a word.
Marcy and Stu say that's totally normal.
How many years?
Two and a half.
Nothing normal, Charlie.
I know, is what I say.
Nice car.
I was hoping a woman of their cars.
To show how I missed you.
Renting this reamer penis dearly.
I feel closer my brother from another mother.
His bald, big-cocked, nice, nice ...
Hank.
He may not speak, but it is not deaf.
Sorry, see you and I'm so excited the words out of my mouth.
YOU ARE A SON OF A BITCH Hank.
Sorry, are similar.
In a good way.
Always arrogant.
The houses are similar, but you ...
You are beautiful.
Thank you.
Easy, tiger.
Can not believe fuck two years, nine months, three weeks e.
..
69 hours.
It's a compliment.
I still eat you.
Good to know.
I remember it was Mom-Dad, puppy and then you rode.
I came twice, you only one.
I remember so well ...
I owe one.
How are you, Hank?
Excellent, thank you.
Still keeping it simple with ...
what's the name?
No, I finished yesterday, Thank you.
So it came.
Nah.
The entertainment industry brought me to California.
And how to pass the opportunity to see my girls?
But this is no longer his girl, Hank.
Bates, nice to see you pants.
Where's the pussy?
This is between me and his former sweetheart.
She's still my darling and always will be.
Get used to it, it will not change.
Have not done it before and ended with a fight?
Yes, and it was an epic fight.
I think we need to fight.
As prisoners, to take the other path.
Do male dance to prove our lives continue to be the so bad, we are.
That?
I remember you fill my bag until I lose patience.
I hit too, do not forget.
No blood.
Black eye.
Blood is worse.
Karen took towel, ice.
Pants too, was not it?
Yes, I'm still using.
How is Becca?
Best.
What was that?
Nothing.
There seems to be nothing.
That's what I would do if he wanted fool a liar.
It's her boyfriend.
I want to kill you, Hank.
I do not want to kill, I want to break it.
Slowly.
And throw pepper his ass while he cries Mom asked.
Legal.
Karen.
If they do get another, it is the right guy.
I know.
It's like you.
But amazing.
I am.
Whatever.
What disgusting.
Stop it.
Where is she?
What's the story?
I do not know, did not come home yesterday.
What?
Are playing a brothel here?
That's what I said.
It's college, Hank.
Sometimes she spends the night with her boyfriend ...
It's fucking him?
I hope so.
Why?
He's hot.
Who are you?
He is a son of a bitch.
You know what?
We'll dinner.
I ask for it bring it.
Sure, why not?
Dinner with ex and her new husband, my daughter cheeky and her boyfriend dick.
Fantastic.
There is a good trip.
I'm only in LA a few hours and I'm excited fucking.
I told you will win lot of money?
I do not believe, RUNKS.
Nothing is so easy and I will not kill me for this, whatever it is.
What is it?
Hello?
Hi, ex-wife?
Hello?
Movie producer?
I'M IN YOUR HOME.
Where Are You?
Damn it.
I pee.
Come on, bitch.
Damn, stronger.
That's it.
Charlie comes.
She moaned so with you?
Hardly.
But I Quatloos not have many, or an Oscar on the shelf.
They said it helps orgasms.
Stuart!
Close your eyes, son!
Charlie?
Hank?
Stuart?
Irma!
Jesus Christ.
Hank?
Good to see you.
We can do it later when the business down?
And wash your face.
Of course.
Sorry, it will take a little.
I took a Niagara.
I mean a Viagra.
We call the Niagara because my stone Marcy is the same leak Niagara Falls.
Marcy now enjoys?
Yes Things have changed it.
Marcy is in a sexual renaissance, Hank.
It's exciting.
Good to know.
But you're too young Niagara to use.
I know, but I like Erection of nine hours.
I feel good.
Wanting to do things.
What is your problem?
Looks like two teenagers.
Irma should be looking at it.
It was a quickie and we were eating ice cream.
Speaking of, why he 're eating this crap?
Quiet, suburban mom.
Hank, my God.
You smell like sex.
I am.
And marijuana.
Mommy's Helper.
Smoke one or two and makes me want to fuck.
I'm going through a sexual renaissance.
I know.
Irma, what the fuck?
Look at the language, Marcy!
He escapes.
Always.
It's as quiet as a mouse.
My God.
It has nothing to do you watch soap operas?
El Gordo and La Flaca?
I know everything.
I'll call immigration, son of a bitch.
What are you doing here?
We came to the meeting.
He received the message?
There's meeting.
He wants to go to him Hank.
The two alone.
Who is this shit?
Samurai Apocalypse.
What?
Rapper?
Be respectful, Runkle.
He has already passed the rap a while.
Sam is a producer, businessman, humanitarian.
There is not much, Hank.
And I step.
No, you have to go to the meeting.
He is a human-being inspiring.
Also choose the writers and did not like the bosses.
I am not in hearing to anyone.
Especially for Samurai Apocalypse.
And why was not first on the list?
I did not know ...
Prick Hollywood.
Transcendental Meditation.
Have you tried?
In fact, get enough more with a dump.
Thanks, Alfred.
Alfred, really?
Sure, bro.
As a child, I told my mother: "When I get rich and famous, I have an Alfred. "
She should be proud, you got it.
I do not know the name the son of a bitch.
My name is Alfred and he responds.
I do not know if we paid him, can be a slave.
Take white.
I like your book, man.
Thank you.
It's crazy.
Thanks.
When the girl enjoyed in Runkle, laughed so hard I nearly shit myself.
Runkle like a laugh.
And a wet fart.
You said that.
He is walking a wanker.
Read the book, is not it?
Cool.
Think you can not read?
Can not say that the black one.
I read from cover to cover.
Even the boring parts.
You're the guy to write my stuff.
What's on your mind?
Santa Monica Cop.
I do not know what it means.
Look, man, I've done the draft.
I have gold records and platinum.
I have my own energy, Wild Apocalypse.
A house like Scarface, crazy cars, all women you want.
What's missing?
Movies.
I want to do my own thing.
Santa Monica Cop is my moment.
It looks like Beverly Hills Cop.
It's set in Santa Monica.
I understood the difference.
You make kings, man.
I want to be a king.
Are you in?
I do not know, is not mine.
What the fuck you gonna do?
Write another book?
Let's make money, motherfucker.
Bring a nice ass here, mama.
How you doing, mama?
Hank Moody, this is the Kali.
Remember the name, Kali, will be a star.
Let's see what will happen.
Kali, this is Hank Moody.
The writer / rapist.
Nice to meet you, Hank.
Also.
Sorry.
I did not want shedding you, sorry.
She's good, yes.
It seems that you go fornicate.
It's my cue.
Do not stop with that beauty?
I'll keep in touch, Moody.
You can not escape the Apocalypse.
Not long ago, Dad.
It is with that look.
What look?
The look of love.
Promise to be nice.
I'm always cool.
Better get used with this.
I think he will stay.
In my shoes, maybe.
Like dog poop.
How old are you must have, Tyler?
I'm 24 years old, Hank.
24?
24?
A little old for my daughter.
Do not you find inappropriate?
Father Daughter.
You are an idiot.
No.
Yes It is not, dear.
Honey?
It is a parent, have reasons.
I do not think age be a problem.
Becca has a good mentality and I'm delighted.
Sounds familiar.
So funny I forgot to laugh, Karen!
I want to taste this wine brought you, Tyler.
Sorry, Hank.
It's over.
Taken alone?
It is not rude?
Maybe, but is very tasty.
It took, lost.
Well, Hank ...
I understand, really.
New guy and beautiful appears with his daughter, and you want to know the intentions.
Can you understand.
But like a lot their daughter.
We're having fun, out, taking it easy ...
I come in peace.
It's okay.
Are you okay?
Yes It's okay.
You hear that, Karen?
It's okay.
Yes, everything is fine.
It's okay.
Better go, dear.
We'll be late.
Calma.
Nobody will say anything?
Okay, I'll be the asshole of the round.
Not driving, is not it?
He drank a bottle of wine.
Hank, please.
Who put wine this category?
I do not know, maybe people who have lost children for motherfuckers drank wine and were driving.
Because you never drank and directed, is not it?
I've made some mistakes, everyone knows.
But just because I was stupid, you need not miss too.
Good to see you, father.
It's always a pleasure.
Wait, Becca.
See how easy that was?
Problem solved.
She always finds a way for everything.
It was nice to finally You know, Hank.
Sorry if we start with the left foot.
Take care, Karen.
Bye.
To feel like a motherfucker.
I did not like it one bit.
Hank, you have arrived.
This is how we want to be his daughter?
I'll let the adults talk.
I hate that kid.
And I love you, Bates.
Your support means everything.
Seriously, I lick your ass.
It would not be the first time a man licked my ass ...
Shut up.
He's joking, right?
Does not understand.
It is you.
You said before.
It seems to me, but it's amazing.
I did not like the way they spoke, but I understand the feeling And praise ...
Hank, shut up.
I'm not talking about Richard.
From Tyler.
What?
The kid is a motherfucker.
Some members of my family said the same about you.
His parents.
His sister.
She always liked me.
It bothered me with eyes.
I was excited, I will not lie.
I do not believe it took so to realize Who got the wrong sister.
It was yummy, but not stirred with my heart.
What will happen here, Karen?
What?
Nothing will happen.
It always happens.
She likes him.
He says he likes her.
It works by not giving more.
Sounds familiar.
I'm not in the mood, Hank.
I'm going back to my life.
I can not blame.
It's a good life.
He chose well.
It has a white picket fence and all.
Home, sweet home.
I know when I see the bait, and that fish will not bite.
Good evening.
Good evening, ex-lover.
I'm feeling better.
Find a way to solve.
They are ...
one hundred!
I won!
Hank did not see you enter.
Hank, this is Ginger.
Ginger, my best friend and star, Hank Moody.
Hi, Hank.
Hi, Ginger.
Any friend of Charlie naked My friend is naked.
For the victory lap?
Are 100, Hank.
One percent.
Remember my journey?
Sure, it took so long 100 to get in?
What am I talking about?
Sure you do.
But I did it.
I made a promise and kept.
My heart and stick are proud.
I'm happy for you I see crossing the line.
Me too.
How was your day?
It started well, then it got weird and turned a shit.
What do you think Samurai Apocalypse?
Can you give me a ride to the airport?
Please not need this.
Have a drink.
Relax, enjoy the view.
Thus begins, Charlie.
Stop it.
Who is it?
Hello?
Who?
What?
Repeat.
Our.
Right.
Thanks for calling.
I think.
Who was that?
My neighbor in New York.
Okay?
My apartment caught fire.

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