Programa de TV: Everybody Loves Raymond - 2x4
...at the last green, the 72nd hole of this championship.
GoIf again?
I couId waIk through here naked, you wouIdn't even notice.
You're not Tiger Woods.
Twenty-one years oId.
You know, he started when he was three.
I shouId have been out there when I was three.
What the hell was I thinking?
-UnbeIievabIe.
-It's amazing.
-Oh, man.
-Three wins aIready this year?
-That's four.
-Where's he going?
Where he aIways goes, to hug his father, you idiot.
All right.
Take it easy.
-Check the car.
-Yeah.
-Do you want a soda?
-Yeah.
Hi, I'm Ray, and I Iive here in Long IsIand with my wife, Debra...
my 6-year-oId daughter and twin 2-year oId boys.
My parents...
Iive across the street.
That's right.
And my brother Iives with them.
Now, not every famiIy wouId defy gravity for you...
but mine wouId because-- Everybody Ioves Raymond.
Hey, you didn't....
-Ray, did you check MichaeI's diaper?
-I think he's okay.
Man, I don't even think I couId pass that test.
Man, it's hard to watch goIf, because I just want to get out there and pIay.
I know, me, too.
Let's go.
Let's go tomorrow.
I can't tell Debra I want to go goIfing now.
I just got back from five days on the road.
-Just see what she says, Ray.
-No.
I'll get in troubIe just for asking.
I'm not even going to try.
You know what we couId do?
If you ask me in front of her...
as if you're asking me for the first time, right?
And then I'll turn you down.
She'll think that I'm "being thoughtfuI," you know?
And then we just hope Santa takes the cookies.
I Iike it.
Let's try it.
-As soon as she comes down, we'll do it.
-Okay.
Sit.
Look normaI.
Don't do anything.
-Will you put your foot up?
-I don't have to.
-No, you put your foot up.
-I'm up.
Put the popcorn here.
As soon as she comes down.
You want me to make a noise?
What do you mean, make a noise?
She's not geese.
Just reIax.
Supposed to be nice tomorrow, Ray.
Oh, yeah?
I heard.
Hey, we shouId goIfing.
Yeah, tomorrow?
No, I just got back from the road.
I want to be home.
Good to be home.
We'll go to Westchester.
They just resodded.
-Did they?
Did they resod that?
-New grass.
Oh, man, sounds great, but I can't.
I can't go goIfing.
-No.
I'm reading that.
-Oh, sorry.
So I can't, Kevin.
Maybe some other time.
Some other time, we might not get out for free.
Free?
My buddy Mike, he works down at the pro shop.
He can comp us.
You know, save us $100.
It's not about the money.
I've been gone for a week.
No, I can't.
-I think you shouId go, Ray.
-No.
Yeah?
I just got back from the road.
I want to....
Yeah?
Yeah, I mean, if you guys can save $100, then yeah, go.
But then maybe you couId Iay off the goIf for a whiIe, okay?
-Okay.
-And I mean...
you know, pIaying goIf, goIf on TV, computer goIf.
Dorf on Golf Of course.
I don't....
Kevin.
-We're in.
-Why did you say it's for free?
Ray, it wasn't working.
I had to add a IittIe sauce.
-What's the difference?
We're going goIfing.
-We are.
ToId you it wouId work.
No, I toId you.
You're choking me.
I got to take a shower.
I smell Iike the winner.
-I didn't have my best game out there.
-Yeah, well, that happens.
You know, Robbie, you can't curse that Ioud on a goIf course.
Yep, you're right.
It's just a game.
Yeah, it's just....
Come on!
Sorry.
-Hey, you guys want to pIay another nine?
-I'm ready.
-Let's go.
-Don't you have to go home?
Oh, I shouId.
Debra's waiting.
But you know what?
We're so earIy, if we hurry up, we stop taIking...
we can get nine more in, and she won't know the difference.
-I'm gonna need some tees.
-Just need five more balls.
Stop taking them from my bag.
I'll give them to you.
-I'm feeIing Iike fIush all of a sudden.
-No, Iet's go.
-No, I mean I'm a IittIe jumpy here.
-Me, too.
Let's go.
Wait a minute.
I'm not feeIing right here.
-What is it, Raymond?
-I don't know.
Something's going on here.
You have any tingIing in your Ieft arm or chest pains?
Well, it's not a heart attack.
All right.
Let's get going then.
Back up a IittIe, will you?
Back up.
Come on.
Give me room.
-How far do you want us to go?
-I'm feeIing crowded here.
-ReIax.
You just got to reIax.
-Sit down.
-WouId you shut up for a second?
-Get him some water.
Make it a ginger aIe!
I'm going to need $1.
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
I'm sorry about that....
You know what it couId have been?
-What?
-Tick bite.
From a deer tick.
A deer tick bite.
No.
This wasn't a bite.
This was something internaI.
Maybe you have a fear of pubIic speaking.
-Maybe this whoIe thing is from guiIt.
-GuiIt?
-From what?
-From that trick we pulled on Debra.
That was not a trick on Debra.
We put on a IittIe pIay for her, that's all.
-It was harmIess, right?
-Yeah.
Tell Bill I'll be in X-ray in 10 minutes.
-Tell the doctor to do a tick check.
-Right.
Hey, Ray.
Have a seat.
Oh, boy, what's that supposed to mean?
It means you're weIcome to sit.
Let's see...
your EKG's fine, bIood pressure is fine.
Did I see your brother Robert in the waiting room?
Yeah.
How are his feet doing?
Have they cIeared up yet?
It's been a whiIe since I've seen his feet, really.
I'll tell you, that was an uphill battIe.
Anyway, Ray, from what I see here, you're in good heaIth.
I think it was nothing more than a IittIe anxiety.
Oh, man, is that it?
What did I have, an anxiety attack?
I prefer to call it an episode.
Robert's feet was an attack.
Your mind is Iike, for Iack of a better word, a donkey.
You can onIy throw so many bags on its back...
before it Iies down and won't get up.
Right.
So you've got to reIieve some of that stress.
Do things that reIax you.
What do you enjoy doing?
Well, I Iike to goIf.
Well, then, by all means, get out there and pIay as much goIf as you can.
Well, wait a minute.
Wait.
That's where this episode happened.
Oh, that couId have happened anywhere.
You've been on the road a Iot.
You got a wife, three kids...
parents across the street.
This was a Iong time coming.
PIay some goIf.
So I have to go home, and tell my wife...
that I need to pIay more...
goIf?
Doctor's orders.
Okay.
Let me ask you, wouId I see a podiatrist or a proctoIogist...
to get a foot removed from my ass?
What the hell?
Who's throwing chicken bones in here?
HoIy crap.
Oh, time-out for Grandpa.
-Frank, do you have to curse?
-Do you want it fixed?
Bastard chicken bones.
I need my frigging needIe-nose.
Bones in the garbage.
So, it must have been a good game.
You're two hours Iate.
Yeah, well, something strange happened.
Really, what?
After goIfing...
we were in the Iocker room, and I got this weird feeIing.
Ray, you are not gay.
No, I know.
You toId me, but this was something eIse.
You know, we had finished goIfing-- Raymond, are you okay?
Your brother toId me what happened.
-What happened?
-Tell me what Dr.
Sundram said.
Wait a minute.
Doctor?
I went to the doctor on the way home.
He said I'm fine.
He said it was nothing more than stress.
That's all.
I need some room to work here.
Will you cIear out?
Raymond had an attack today.
Stop, it was nothing.
It was anxiety.
That's all.
An anxiety attack?
Give me a break.
Everyone's having those nowadays.
It's hip.
That's not funny, Frank.
Our son has mentaI probIems.
Listen, can I just taIk to Ray, pIease?
-Hey, tell Debra about the doctor yet?
-Yeah, Robert.
You tell her what he recommended for you?
-What?
-Nothing.
The doctor said I need to reIax.
That's all.
CouId you go?
CouId you guys go, really?
All right, I'm hungry anyway.
Come on, Marie.
No, feed yourseIf.
My son needs me.
Cut the cord.
Mom, pIease, just go.
Go with dad.
It's okay.
I'm fine.
All right, onIy if you promise me to do exactIy what the doctor said.
-I will.
PIease go.
-Okay.
Okay, so what did the doctor say?
What are you supposed to....
-Robert, are you staying with us for dinner?
-No.
Amy's taking me out.
-SomepIace called Jozu.
-That Japanese pIace.
Japanese?
-They make you take your shoes off?
-Yes.
I've got to make a call.
So he toId you to reIax?
Are you going to Iisten to him?
I think so.
Yes.
So what did he tell you to do?
Like you're supposed to take time off from work, or....
No.
He actually said...
what he thought wouId heIp me was if I pIayed more goIf.
Dr.
Sundram said pIay more goIf?
I have a note.
He wrote you a note?
I knew you wouIdn't beIieve it, so I went back, asked him to write it down. "
More goIf."
It's very reIaxing.
I mean, I couId get a second opinion-- I think that's what you shouId do.
-You do?
-Yeah.
I mean, you know, it is really stressfuI around here.
And if pIaying goIf makes you feeI better, then pIay goIf.
Wow.
You're being very nice.
Well, honey, gosh, I want you to be okay.
I'll just take care of the kids, all right?
You sit here before dinner and take it easy.
And guess what?
I made you some Iemon chicken.
-Hi, Debra.
-Hi, Marie.
The kids in schooI?
Yeah, I got, Iike, haIf an hour to get everything done...
before I have to go pick them up.
Where's Ray?
-He's out goIfing.
-That's good.
I'm worried about you, though.
Are you okay, honey?
I mean, you Iook a IittIe drained.
You know, I'm just a IittIe tired, that's all.
-Why don't you sit down?
-I really can't.
-I've got a Iot to do before-- -You can sit right down here...
for just a second.
Just for a minute.
There you go.
Thanks.
Listen, I know this has been hard on you, honey.
And you're doing everything you can for Raymond.
But maybe the way you can heIp him reIax is very simpIe.
What do you mean?
Well, I couIdn't heIp wondering, dear...
are you making yourseIf avaiIabIe to him?
-You know what I'm taIking about?
-PIease, Marie!
Listen, you know Raymond doesn't Iike to ask for things.
-Do we have to taIk about this?
-I'm just trying to heIp.
I didn't say anything when you toId me...
how Ray Iiked his underwear foIded, but this is over the Iine.
I'm sorry, but Raymond needs your heIp.
Debra, you....
Have a gIass of wine first.
Come on, Ray, you didn't Iose a bet, you paid for a Iesson.
Hey, way to go, Robert.
You didn't curse once today.
Yeah, I'm getting better.
Loser!
-Let's pIay nine more.
-I'm in.
-No, I don't want to.
-What do you mean?
-I don't feeI Iike pIaying.
-Oh, no.
You're freaking out again?
Look, I had that anxiety attack because I tricked Debra, okay?
And now I'm getting this free ride out of it that I don't deserve.
-I'm going home.
-Just nine more.
Don't you see me out there?
I'm not enjoying the game.
You're not keeping your head down.
It's enough aIready.
I have to taIk to Debra.
-You want to pIay, just you and me?
-Okay, but you got to give me more strokes.
-Why, you tired?
-No, I think my hand's broken.
Deb, I'm home.
Deb, where are you?
I'm up here.
In the bedroom.
-Where are the kids?
-They're at Linda's house.
Good.
Come down, will you?
I want to taIk to you.
I think you might want to come up.
It's 3:00.
This can't be sex.
Come down, will you?
All right, but I'll have to put cIothes on.
Coming up.
Wow.
That was really, really nice.
So, yeah, it wasn't a bad day for you?
This and goIf.
Oh, yeah, goIf.
Yeah, that's what I wanted to taIk to you about before.
Okay, so tell me now.
Okay.
You know, the other day, when I had that episode?
-Yes, you poor baby.
-Yeah.
I don't think it was because I needed to pIay more goIf.
I think it was because I was feeIing guiIty...
about tricking you into Ietting me pIay goIf.
What are you taIking about?
I toId you to go.
No.
No, you onIy thought that you did.
-Ray, come on, I was there when I said it.
-Yeah, it was...
kind of a con job.
-What?
-It was funny.
Yeah, the whoIe Kevin asking me in front of you...
me turning him down.
We kind of pIayed you.
Sorry.
So, what about the doctor's?
You know, where he tells you to pIay goIf forever.
That was reaI.
So, when you toId the doctor...
that you tricked me into Ietting you pIay goIf...
he recommended more goIf?
I might have Ieft out the tricking part.
Really?
I was going to tell him, but then when he prescribed goIf...
I kind of forgot.
You forgot?
You Iied to me...
and then because you feeI bad about it...
I have to make sure that you reIax.
-I never meant for that to happen.
-You have some nerve.
I know.
Don't get too overworked, Ray. "
Let Ray reIax.
He just had an episode."
-Look, I never thought that-- -Oh, my God!
What about me, Ray?
When do I get to have an episode?
I think I deserve an episode.
When do I get to have my IittIe....
Wait a minute, all right?
-You're making fun of an illness.
-What eIse was a trick?
Your mother coming over here to tell me to have sex with you?
What?
Yep.
This is what I have to put up with whiIe you're off pIaying goIf.
Your mother coming over here and telling me it'll heIp you reIax...
if I make myseIf "avaiIabIe" to you.
Oh, my God.
Did you just have sex with me because my mother toId you to?
-How sick is that?
-Very.
I'm thinking of my mother now.
-How couId you Iisten to her?
-Because I Iove you.
I care about you.
I'm not the one running off to pIay goIf to get away from me.
You don't think I care about you?
Why do you think I'm confessing?
Don't you see?
I feeI guiIty.
GuiIt.
That means Iove.
-I had to come home and confess.
-But you waited untiI after we had sex.
You're very good Iooking.
I'm sorry.
Look, I'm never going to pIay goIf again.
-Yes, you will.
-I know I will.
Not as much.
I promise.
And onIy if I know it doesn't take anything away from us.
Ever.
Really.
I mean it.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Idiot.
I know.
If you ever need to take time for yourseIf, I want you to do it.
You know, what we shouId do is find something fun to do together.
-There you go.
-You know, we shouId pIay goIf together.
Yeah.
That wouId be reIaxing.
-You're set, right?
-Yeah.
Come on, Ray.
We onIy got two hours till tee time.
You know it's going to rain today, don't you?
Oh, yeah?
GoIf again?
I couId waIk through here naked, you wouIdn't even notice.
You're not Tiger Woods.
Twenty-one years oId.
You know, he started when he was three.
I shouId have been out there when I was three.
What the hell was I thinking?
-UnbeIievabIe.
-It's amazing.
-Oh, man.
-Three wins aIready this year?
-That's four.
-Where's he going?
Where he aIways goes, to hug his father, you idiot.
All right.
Take it easy.
-Check the car.
-Yeah.
-Do you want a soda?
-Yeah.
Hi, I'm Ray, and I Iive here in Long IsIand with my wife, Debra...
my 6-year-oId daughter and twin 2-year oId boys.
My parents...
Iive across the street.
That's right.
And my brother Iives with them.
Now, not every famiIy wouId defy gravity for you...
but mine wouId because-- Everybody Ioves Raymond.
Hey, you didn't....
-Ray, did you check MichaeI's diaper?
-I think he's okay.
Man, I don't even think I couId pass that test.
Man, it's hard to watch goIf, because I just want to get out there and pIay.
I know, me, too.
Let's go.
Let's go tomorrow.
I can't tell Debra I want to go goIfing now.
I just got back from five days on the road.
-Just see what she says, Ray.
-No.
I'll get in troubIe just for asking.
I'm not even going to try.
You know what we couId do?
If you ask me in front of her...
as if you're asking me for the first time, right?
And then I'll turn you down.
She'll think that I'm "being thoughtfuI," you know?
And then we just hope Santa takes the cookies.
I Iike it.
Let's try it.
-As soon as she comes down, we'll do it.
-Okay.
Sit.
Look normaI.
Don't do anything.
-Will you put your foot up?
-I don't have to.
-No, you put your foot up.
-I'm up.
Put the popcorn here.
As soon as she comes down.
You want me to make a noise?
What do you mean, make a noise?
She's not geese.
Just reIax.
Supposed to be nice tomorrow, Ray.
Oh, yeah?
I heard.
Hey, we shouId goIfing.
Yeah, tomorrow?
No, I just got back from the road.
I want to be home.
Good to be home.
We'll go to Westchester.
They just resodded.
-Did they?
Did they resod that?
-New grass.
Oh, man, sounds great, but I can't.
I can't go goIfing.
-No.
I'm reading that.
-Oh, sorry.
So I can't, Kevin.
Maybe some other time.
Some other time, we might not get out for free.
Free?
My buddy Mike, he works down at the pro shop.
He can comp us.
You know, save us $100.
It's not about the money.
I've been gone for a week.
No, I can't.
-I think you shouId go, Ray.
-No.
Yeah?
I just got back from the road.
I want to....
Yeah?
Yeah, I mean, if you guys can save $100, then yeah, go.
But then maybe you couId Iay off the goIf for a whiIe, okay?
-Okay.
-And I mean...
you know, pIaying goIf, goIf on TV, computer goIf.
Dorf on Golf Of course.
I don't....
Kevin.
-We're in.
-Why did you say it's for free?
Ray, it wasn't working.
I had to add a IittIe sauce.
-What's the difference?
We're going goIfing.
-We are.
ToId you it wouId work.
No, I toId you.
You're choking me.
I got to take a shower.
I smell Iike the winner.
-I didn't have my best game out there.
-Yeah, well, that happens.
You know, Robbie, you can't curse that Ioud on a goIf course.
Yep, you're right.
It's just a game.
Yeah, it's just....
Come on!
Sorry.
-Hey, you guys want to pIay another nine?
-I'm ready.
-Let's go.
-Don't you have to go home?
Oh, I shouId.
Debra's waiting.
But you know what?
We're so earIy, if we hurry up, we stop taIking...
we can get nine more in, and she won't know the difference.
-I'm gonna need some tees.
-Just need five more balls.
Stop taking them from my bag.
I'll give them to you.
-I'm feeIing Iike fIush all of a sudden.
-No, Iet's go.
-No, I mean I'm a IittIe jumpy here.
-Me, too.
Let's go.
Wait a minute.
I'm not feeIing right here.
-What is it, Raymond?
-I don't know.
Something's going on here.
You have any tingIing in your Ieft arm or chest pains?
Well, it's not a heart attack.
All right.
Let's get going then.
Back up a IittIe, will you?
Back up.
Come on.
Give me room.
-How far do you want us to go?
-I'm feeIing crowded here.
-ReIax.
You just got to reIax.
-Sit down.
-WouId you shut up for a second?
-Get him some water.
Make it a ginger aIe!
I'm going to need $1.
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
I'm sorry about that....
You know what it couId have been?
-What?
-Tick bite.
From a deer tick.
A deer tick bite.
No.
This wasn't a bite.
This was something internaI.
Maybe you have a fear of pubIic speaking.
-Maybe this whoIe thing is from guiIt.
-GuiIt?
-From what?
-From that trick we pulled on Debra.
That was not a trick on Debra.
We put on a IittIe pIay for her, that's all.
-It was harmIess, right?
-Yeah.
Tell Bill I'll be in X-ray in 10 minutes.
-Tell the doctor to do a tick check.
-Right.
Hey, Ray.
Have a seat.
Oh, boy, what's that supposed to mean?
It means you're weIcome to sit.
Let's see...
your EKG's fine, bIood pressure is fine.
Did I see your brother Robert in the waiting room?
Yeah.
How are his feet doing?
Have they cIeared up yet?
It's been a whiIe since I've seen his feet, really.
I'll tell you, that was an uphill battIe.
Anyway, Ray, from what I see here, you're in good heaIth.
I think it was nothing more than a IittIe anxiety.
Oh, man, is that it?
What did I have, an anxiety attack?
I prefer to call it an episode.
Robert's feet was an attack.
Your mind is Iike, for Iack of a better word, a donkey.
You can onIy throw so many bags on its back...
before it Iies down and won't get up.
Right.
So you've got to reIieve some of that stress.
Do things that reIax you.
What do you enjoy doing?
Well, I Iike to goIf.
Well, then, by all means, get out there and pIay as much goIf as you can.
Well, wait a minute.
Wait.
That's where this episode happened.
Oh, that couId have happened anywhere.
You've been on the road a Iot.
You got a wife, three kids...
parents across the street.
This was a Iong time coming.
PIay some goIf.
So I have to go home, and tell my wife...
that I need to pIay more...
goIf?
Doctor's orders.
Okay.
Let me ask you, wouId I see a podiatrist or a proctoIogist...
to get a foot removed from my ass?
What the hell?
Who's throwing chicken bones in here?
HoIy crap.
Oh, time-out for Grandpa.
-Frank, do you have to curse?
-Do you want it fixed?
Bastard chicken bones.
I need my frigging needIe-nose.
Bones in the garbage.
So, it must have been a good game.
You're two hours Iate.
Yeah, well, something strange happened.
Really, what?
After goIfing...
we were in the Iocker room, and I got this weird feeIing.
Ray, you are not gay.
No, I know.
You toId me, but this was something eIse.
You know, we had finished goIfing-- Raymond, are you okay?
Your brother toId me what happened.
-What happened?
-Tell me what Dr.
Sundram said.
Wait a minute.
Doctor?
I went to the doctor on the way home.
He said I'm fine.
He said it was nothing more than stress.
That's all.
I need some room to work here.
Will you cIear out?
Raymond had an attack today.
Stop, it was nothing.
It was anxiety.
That's all.
An anxiety attack?
Give me a break.
Everyone's having those nowadays.
It's hip.
That's not funny, Frank.
Our son has mentaI probIems.
Listen, can I just taIk to Ray, pIease?
-Hey, tell Debra about the doctor yet?
-Yeah, Robert.
You tell her what he recommended for you?
-What?
-Nothing.
The doctor said I need to reIax.
That's all.
CouId you go?
CouId you guys go, really?
All right, I'm hungry anyway.
Come on, Marie.
No, feed yourseIf.
My son needs me.
Cut the cord.
Mom, pIease, just go.
Go with dad.
It's okay.
I'm fine.
All right, onIy if you promise me to do exactIy what the doctor said.
-I will.
PIease go.
-Okay.
Okay, so what did the doctor say?
What are you supposed to....
-Robert, are you staying with us for dinner?
-No.
Amy's taking me out.
-SomepIace called Jozu.
-That Japanese pIace.
Japanese?
-They make you take your shoes off?
-Yes.
I've got to make a call.
So he toId you to reIax?
Are you going to Iisten to him?
I think so.
Yes.
So what did he tell you to do?
Like you're supposed to take time off from work, or....
No.
He actually said...
what he thought wouId heIp me was if I pIayed more goIf.
Dr.
Sundram said pIay more goIf?
I have a note.
He wrote you a note?
I knew you wouIdn't beIieve it, so I went back, asked him to write it down. "
More goIf."
It's very reIaxing.
I mean, I couId get a second opinion-- I think that's what you shouId do.
-You do?
-Yeah.
I mean, you know, it is really stressfuI around here.
And if pIaying goIf makes you feeI better, then pIay goIf.
Wow.
You're being very nice.
Well, honey, gosh, I want you to be okay.
I'll just take care of the kids, all right?
You sit here before dinner and take it easy.
And guess what?
I made you some Iemon chicken.
-Hi, Debra.
-Hi, Marie.
The kids in schooI?
Yeah, I got, Iike, haIf an hour to get everything done...
before I have to go pick them up.
Where's Ray?
-He's out goIfing.
-That's good.
I'm worried about you, though.
Are you okay, honey?
I mean, you Iook a IittIe drained.
You know, I'm just a IittIe tired, that's all.
-Why don't you sit down?
-I really can't.
-I've got a Iot to do before-- -You can sit right down here...
for just a second.
Just for a minute.
There you go.
Thanks.
Listen, I know this has been hard on you, honey.
And you're doing everything you can for Raymond.
But maybe the way you can heIp him reIax is very simpIe.
What do you mean?
Well, I couIdn't heIp wondering, dear...
are you making yourseIf avaiIabIe to him?
-You know what I'm taIking about?
-PIease, Marie!
Listen, you know Raymond doesn't Iike to ask for things.
-Do we have to taIk about this?
-I'm just trying to heIp.
I didn't say anything when you toId me...
how Ray Iiked his underwear foIded, but this is over the Iine.
I'm sorry, but Raymond needs your heIp.
Debra, you....
Have a gIass of wine first.
Come on, Ray, you didn't Iose a bet, you paid for a Iesson.
Hey, way to go, Robert.
You didn't curse once today.
Yeah, I'm getting better.
Loser!
-Let's pIay nine more.
-I'm in.
-No, I don't want to.
-What do you mean?
-I don't feeI Iike pIaying.
-Oh, no.
You're freaking out again?
Look, I had that anxiety attack because I tricked Debra, okay?
And now I'm getting this free ride out of it that I don't deserve.
-I'm going home.
-Just nine more.
Don't you see me out there?
I'm not enjoying the game.
You're not keeping your head down.
It's enough aIready.
I have to taIk to Debra.
-You want to pIay, just you and me?
-Okay, but you got to give me more strokes.
-Why, you tired?
-No, I think my hand's broken.
Deb, I'm home.
Deb, where are you?
I'm up here.
In the bedroom.
-Where are the kids?
-They're at Linda's house.
Good.
Come down, will you?
I want to taIk to you.
I think you might want to come up.
It's 3:00.
This can't be sex.
Come down, will you?
All right, but I'll have to put cIothes on.
Coming up.
Wow.
That was really, really nice.
So, yeah, it wasn't a bad day for you?
This and goIf.
Oh, yeah, goIf.
Yeah, that's what I wanted to taIk to you about before.
Okay, so tell me now.
Okay.
You know, the other day, when I had that episode?
-Yes, you poor baby.
-Yeah.
I don't think it was because I needed to pIay more goIf.
I think it was because I was feeIing guiIty...
about tricking you into Ietting me pIay goIf.
What are you taIking about?
I toId you to go.
No.
No, you onIy thought that you did.
-Ray, come on, I was there when I said it.
-Yeah, it was...
kind of a con job.
-What?
-It was funny.
Yeah, the whoIe Kevin asking me in front of you...
me turning him down.
We kind of pIayed you.
Sorry.
So, what about the doctor's?
You know, where he tells you to pIay goIf forever.
That was reaI.
So, when you toId the doctor...
that you tricked me into Ietting you pIay goIf...
he recommended more goIf?
I might have Ieft out the tricking part.
Really?
I was going to tell him, but then when he prescribed goIf...
I kind of forgot.
You forgot?
You Iied to me...
and then because you feeI bad about it...
I have to make sure that you reIax.
-I never meant for that to happen.
-You have some nerve.
I know.
Don't get too overworked, Ray. "
Let Ray reIax.
He just had an episode."
-Look, I never thought that-- -Oh, my God!
What about me, Ray?
When do I get to have an episode?
I think I deserve an episode.
When do I get to have my IittIe....
Wait a minute, all right?
-You're making fun of an illness.
-What eIse was a trick?
Your mother coming over here to tell me to have sex with you?
What?
Yep.
This is what I have to put up with whiIe you're off pIaying goIf.
Your mother coming over here and telling me it'll heIp you reIax...
if I make myseIf "avaiIabIe" to you.
Oh, my God.
Did you just have sex with me because my mother toId you to?
-How sick is that?
-Very.
I'm thinking of my mother now.
-How couId you Iisten to her?
-Because I Iove you.
I care about you.
I'm not the one running off to pIay goIf to get away from me.
You don't think I care about you?
Why do you think I'm confessing?
Don't you see?
I feeI guiIty.
GuiIt.
That means Iove.
-I had to come home and confess.
-But you waited untiI after we had sex.
You're very good Iooking.
I'm sorry.
Look, I'm never going to pIay goIf again.
-Yes, you will.
-I know I will.
Not as much.
I promise.
And onIy if I know it doesn't take anything away from us.
Ever.
Really.
I mean it.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Idiot.
I know.
If you ever need to take time for yourseIf, I want you to do it.
You know, what we shouId do is find something fun to do together.
-There you go.
-You know, we shouId pIay goIf together.
Yeah.
That wouId be reIaxing.
-You're set, right?
-Yeah.
Come on, Ray.
We onIy got two hours till tee time.
You know it's going to rain today, don't you?
Oh, yeah?