Programa de TV: Las Vegas - 4x6
Danny...
Danny!
Ed!
Ed,is that you?
What the hell,were you just gonna leave me out here?
You son of a bitch!
I thought you were dead.
Well,I'm not.
So get your ass over here, pick me up.
We gotta go find Delinda.
Okay,I'm coming!
Did you finally get your hide 'n seeking whales out of here?
Oh,yeah.
You bet your ass.
I also got them to leave more than half their money at the craps table.
Hey,why is half the casino still closed?
There's a computer problem at the bank.
We haven't gotten our money shipment yet.
But as soon as they fix it, we'll get everybody up and running.
This place is getting weirder and weirder.
Mike.
We have a major problem.
I can't find Danny and Delinda anywhere.
Uh,yeah.
They're both not feeling well tonight.
What's the problem?
That's just it.
Most of the staff,they called in sick with the flu.
Really?
Yeah,and I had to send the ones who wanted to work home so they don't get the guests sick.
The worst part is that we have a very high profile critic coming in from Hotel Traveler magazine to do a feature on the Montecito with no staff.
First the mascot thing, now this.
Basically,I'm just-- I'm screwed.
And everybody's gonna blame me.
Nobody is gonna blame y-- Of course they'll blame me.
They always blame me.
No.
Oh,"Mary,why can't she do anything right?"
And,"What does she do here anyway?"
I,you know...
I hear 'em talking...
Mary,nobody talks about you.
Really?
Why not?
Maybe you're making too much of this.
Well...
I'm just gonna to have to prove to everybody how valuable I am.
Hello.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
Only two servers showed up at Wolfgang's today and all the customers are complaining.
I gotta take this.
You were a waitress once, right?
No.
You'll be fine.
I'll be there as soon as I can.
I'm coming!
Danny,how is she?
We didn't get her back.
She's not...?
No,I can't even think about that.
Listen to me, I need you to get Jillian down to the Montecito as soon as possible.
Of course.
Where is she?
At home.
Use a full security team and bring her in through the underground garage.
And don't tell anyone.
Business as usual,Mike.
You're in charge.
I'll call you when we land.
Looks like he's headed to the Jefferson Airport outside of Henderson.
How did you get a GPS bug on him?
I hope you got a good shot in.
I did.
Let's go get this guy.
If we move now, it'll kill Delinda for sure.
I gotta figure a way to shut down that airport.
I got it.
Alan Jeffries in Homeland Security.
I met him met at a security seminar.
I hooked his brother's bachelor party up-- Alan, Danny McCoy.
Great,thanks.
Listen,we have a possible terrorist situation happening down here.
Yes,heavily armed.
Last headed towards the Jefferson Airport outside of Henderson.
Yeah,I need you to shut down that airfield.
Okay,thanks.
I'll call you back.
You know how many laws you've just broken?
Yeah,I don't care.
All I care about is getting Delinda back.
I'm just saying I like the attitude.
You just bought us some time.
Force them into plan B.
What about our plan?
Our plan...
get my daughter back and kill them all.
Yeah.
Okay.
We got a problem.
Tommy caught it on the scanner.
They're shutting down the airfield because of a terrorist threat.
Damn it.
I hope for your sake, your boyfriend didn't do anything stupid.
Very lady-like.
Take us back to the warehouse.
Hey,Sam.
Yeah.
We got a guy playing 1,000 a spin on table nine.
He's up about 100 grand.
Is he with you?
100 grand?
Yeah.
Yes,he's with me.
No more bets.
22.
Black 22.
Winner.
$35,000,sir.
Hello.
Hi,welcome to the Montecito.
I'm Samantha Marquez.
I'm your casino host.
I would like to extend to you all of the luxuries the Montecito has to offer.
Luxury,Miss Marquez, is the freedom not to want.
I need of nothing.
But I thank you for your graciousness.
Please accept this.
You will hold these for me, please?
Of course,sir.
What the hell was that?
Hot,hot,hot...
Here you go.
Enjoy your meal.
We didn't order this.
No?
No.
We ordered pizzas.
Coming right up.
Mary,soup's up.
Okay.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
Would you like some freshly ground pepper with that?
You're never gonna get away.
If that's the case,why don't I just kill you right now?
Because you need me.
I'm the only chip you got left,Chips.
I got 50 million chips, blondie.
You're just chump change to me.
You're gonna die, you know.
They shut down your airport.
It's only a matter of time.
By the time the police figure any of this out, I'll be on a beach, earning 20%.
I'm glad you think this is all funny.
What's so funny is you actually think the police will be involved.
There'll be no police.
No FBI.
There'll only be men whose sole responsibility will be to hunt you down and kill you.
All of you.
And they will.
They always do.
Well then, let's just see about that.
Get me Danny McCoy.
Danny McCoy.
Danny McCoy, what a pleasure it is to finally speak to you.
So what are you doing, scumbag?
Eddie,you are a pesky pain in the ass,aren't you?
Let me talk to my daughter.
I don't think that's gonna be possible.
What did you do?
He's gonna call back.
Seems your father's still alive.
Yeah.
Daddy!
Honey,are you okay?
Daddy,I'm okay.
Okay, you've spoken to her.
Now this is what I want.
I want the Montecito jet fueled up and ready to go.
Once we're in the air, I'll give the pilot instructions, and then I will give you the whereabouts of your daughter.
Any attempt to try-- No.
What did you just say to me?
I said no.
Maybe you forgot-- You listen to me,scumbag.
The deal was the money for my daughter.
Now,if you'd have just given her back all of this crap would've been over.
Now,it's my show.
And I'm not letting you leave.
Sucks to be you.
All right,they stopped here.
Hold this.
Okay,according to this, they're located out near the Alamo mines.
There's a warehouse over there that used to store heavy mining equipment.
It'd be the perfect place to store a few SUVs full of money.
How well do you know it?
It's been a while.
I used to do some shootingout there.
We gotta find everything we can about it.
Do some shooting again.
Ed?
Ed?
Oh,thank God.
Oh,honey.
Where's our daughter?
She's okay, she's okay.
They've got her there in some warehouse.
So you called the police and the FBI?
No,we can't.
What?
We can't.
If you are not gonna call them,I will.
No,honey,stop.
Let go!
Please look at me!
If we call, they will kill her.
No.
No.
No.
No.
It's gonna be okay.
Trust me,okay.
I've,uh,taken it upon myself to arrange one of our most beautiful suites for you to use during your stay with us.
All of your food and beverages will be comped, and I'm not wearing any panties.
Or a bra.
I'm completely shaven.
Bald!
Hi!
Welcome back.
I was,uh...
just trying to tell you that...
the generosity of the Montecito for our preferred guests knows no bounds.
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways, we can change the life of someone else forever.
Hmm.
Wow.
A penny?
Great.
Mitch,what do you got?
This.
This Monk just hit a $20,000 slot jackpot.
And...?
And it's his third one tonight.
The odds of that are astronomical.
Plus he's already taken us for 300 grand and some change off the table games.
So what's his con?
He prays.
Come again?
He prays.
He finds a machine, he prays for a few minutes, he pulls the handle and wins.
That's not possible.
Video IQ him.
Tsuldi Tendar.
Born in Lhasa,Tibet.
He became a monk after studying at the Gadong Monastery.
He makes a pilgrimage to Las Vegas every seven years.
I've heard about this guy.
I thought he was just a legend in the Vegas security circle.
Yeah,he comes in and cleans out one casino during his stay.
Does he cheat?
He's got to.
No one's that lucky.
But nobody's been able to catch him.
You want to run him out of here?
No.
Just keep an eye on him.
If this guy's cheating, I'm gonna be the one to catch him.
So I talked to my guy at Homeland Security.
He said there's a heavy presence at all the airports and airfields in the area.
No one's getting out of here without an inspection.
What about driving?
No,no way.
I got an APB on three black SUVs, and they've got a scanner,so...
I don't think they'd take that chance.
I guess they're gonna hole up at that warehouse till things start cooling off.
What do you say we take a look ourselves,huh?
Housekeeping!
I can't believe I have to do this.
Get a flu shot for the love of God.
Hi.
Hi.
Glad you finally came.
I've been calling all morning.
Yeah,we're a little short...
staffed today.
You're the one who spilled soup on me.
Oh my.
Geez,I am so sorry about that.
So what,you wait tables and do housekeeping?
Oh,no,no.
We're just having a little bit of a...
flu epidemic amongst the staff so I'm just kinda filling in where needed.
Lucky you,huh?
Yeah,lucky-- Lucky me.
Well if you don't mind, I gotta do my workout.
Oh,please.
By all means.
Just knock yourself out.
The gym's on the second floor.
One,two...
He's not counting.
He's not past-posting or catching the hole card.
How much is he up now?
Over 800 grand.
Keep him here.
Do anything you have to, but I do not want him walking out of here with our money.
Do monks like hookers?
I don't know about monks,but I-- Keep him here.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you enjoying your stay thus far?
The time I have spent here has filled my heart with peace and understanding.
Oh.
I see it's also filled your robe there with 50s and 100s,huh?
What is it that you are searching for,Sam?
Uh,me?
Nothing.
I've got everything I need.
Why would you ask me something like that?
'Cause I'm totally fine.
I'm,uh,great in fact.
Totally.
I'm fine.
You suffer.
Oh,no,no.
I don't suffer.
Mm-mm.
Suffer from what?
When you are suffering, you should examine whether you can do anything about it.
If you can, there is no need to worry.
If you cannot,there is also no need to worry.
I have found this most enjoyable.
Well,I-- I don't suffer so...
I'm suffering from these crazy conversations, that's what I'm suffering from.
I don't suffer.
Shut up.
All right,there she is.
Northwest corner.
One,two,three-- Four inside.
Three outside.
Let me see.
I gotta buy some more time.
We gotta get these son of a bitches at night.
Give me your phone.
Give me your phone.
It's daddy.
Not a word.
Montecito savings and loan, how can I direct your call?
Okay,pal,you win.
I'm sorry,I don't think I heard you correctly.
Look,I said,you win.
I'm so happy you finally came to your senses,Ed.
Now,what'd you have in mind?
The Montecito jet.
Take you,your men, the money, anywhere you wanna go.
No,the airports,Ed.
They're all on high security thanks to you.
They'll never let the plane leave.
They will if I'm with you.
You let Delinda go, and take me.
I'll clear everything up at the airport,all right?
Very well.
I'll call you with the time and place where we're gonna make our little exchange.
It's gotta be face to face.
Now,what good is that gonna do,Ed?
I gotta know that Delinda is alive.
You already talked to her.
No,that could've been recorded.
I gotta see her.
Okay.
I'll let you know.
I'll give you a call.
No.
I'll call you.
What are you crazy?
It's the only way, Danny boy.
It's the only way.
Boys...
Grand Cayman here we come!
Yeah!
Yes!
Hey.
Hey.
Do you think I suffer?
Suffer?
Suffer how?
Suffer like,do you think I'm a happy person?
No.
No?
What do you mean "no"?
Of course I'm a happy person.
I'm so comfortable with my happiness that I don't need to explain to you how happy I am.
Okay,you're happy.
You really don't think I'm happy?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What the hell's wrong with you?
What?
I think you're the one who's not happy.
Yeah,yeah.
See?
Yeah,you've got problems.
That's enough of that.
Sir, hotel security.
May I talk with you for a moment?
I listen to all things in the universe with an open heart.
Yeah,right.
Please come with me,sir.
Hi,there.
I'm Mary.
Our massage therapist called in sick, so I'll be taking care of you today.
Okay...
Okay.
Just let me know if it's hard-- getting hard-- If I'm--if-- I'm rubbing too-- Just let me know.
Let me know.
How's that?
It's perfect.
Ow!
Sorry.
Hey,hey!
Ow!
I gotta tell you, I'm quite impressed.
Yeah.
I've never met anyone who can get under Sam's skin the way you did.
But the only thing I want to know is how have you been cheating?
Cheating?
You mean winning.
No,I mean cheating.
It's a statistical impossibility for you to have won as much as you have.
No one can be that lucky.
Luck does not exist.
Karma.
Karma?
Yes.
You see,if I win a million dollars one day, it may be the cause for one of my descendants to lose a billion dollars in 1,000 years.
Things come and they go.
We can never tell when the results of things done long ago may come leaking out.
Mm,so you're trying to tell me that karma is the reason why you're up $1.2 million in our casino?
It is through karma that one's destiny unfolds.
I'm sorry,you are no longer welcome in this casino.
I understand.
Your heart is noble.
You should follow it more often.
I thank you for your generosity.
How 'bout a smile?
Bite me.
Oh,is that an offer?
You couldn't get it up if you wanted to.
Oh,feisty...
Just like your old man.
I like that.
Yeah.
Yeah,work with me.
That's it,fight it.
Yeah,good.
Work with me.
Flip the hair.
Yes, you're a caged animal...
Good.
I think we got it.
You know, you're very photogenic.
You ever consider modeling?
All right?
Ow!
Okay,okay.
Ow!
Sorry.
Stay still,stay still.
Ow,jeez!
Ah!
Okay.
Okay,that's it!
That's it!
All done.
All done.
Oh!
How's it look?
Great...
Unnoticeable.
You...
Hi.
What,did my ex-wife hire you to destroy my weekend?
No,no,I just-- Everybody is sick.
And I'm just-- I'm trying to help out.
Well you're not.
You want that?
Hey!
Hey.
You told him to leave?
Who?
My monk.
Oh,now he's your monk.
Yes,he is my monk, and we can't let him leave here with over a million of our dollars.
Would you rather he bust the place out?
He's a cheat,Sam, and Ed will have both our heads on a stake if we don't do something.
He's gone.
I have an idea about how to get the money back.
Let's just cut our losses while we're only a million behind.
Mm-mm,I can't lose to this guy.
And neither can you.
Come on,man up.
Fine,fine,fine.
But it's on you when Ed finds out the Montecito has been turned into a damn monastery.
Okay,it's on me.
I don't think this is a good idea,Ed.
It's the only way, honey.
Ready to do this?
Yeah.
Make the phone call.
Yeah,Dry Desert Road, half a mile past the old post office,8:00.
Be alone.
Be careful.
Yes ma'am.
Bring her home.
I promise.
Let's go,pal.
Boys.
All right, the meeting has been set.
Junkyard off of Dry Desert Road,8:00.
Now,he's expecting me to come alone so Mark,Robb, you need to get there an hour before us.
Position yourselves here and here.
I'll keep him out in the open, and you can kill him...
here.
No!
Oh,shut up!
I thought we needed Deline.
To get on the plane.
He'd never let us leave.
But once he's dead...
A mother forced with the decision of letting us go or the death of her child...
Well,there's really no choice,is there?
We're gone.
Aw.
So cute.
Are we all set?
I'm gonna be about 100 yards from the warehouse.
I want you to call me the minute you leave Chips.
Okay.
Here.
Take this.
No,I got one.
Grenade?
No,I'm good.
You sure?
Yeah,I'm sure.
Thanks,Rambo.
Okay.
Hey,listen.
If something happens to me, you make sure you get her out of there.
You hear me?
Yes,sir.
Sorry,sorry!
That was-- That was bad.
Hello.
You're everywhere.
Yeah.
Would you like to dance?
Yes,I would.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Hi.
Oh,hi.
May I come in?
Please do.
Come in,Sam.
I have a proposition for you.
Propositions can be very tricky things, especially when they entice the heart from the soul.
What is it you ask of me?
How would you like to make one last bet?
But I have been asked to leave the premises.
Well,what if you didn't have to leave?
What if you could stay?
Would you make one last bet?
And why would this one bet be so important to you?
You see, what I do here...
My job, is all I really have.
And...
I've sacrificed everything to get here and, I'm afraid if you have to leave, that I may forced to leave as well.
This job-- this work does not define you as a person.
Your heart, kindness,and passion is what defines you.
You don't know me very well.
Change happens in immeasurable units, not in grand gestures.
I'd like to change.
Then you shall.
I think I might need a little help.
This proposition...
would it ease some of your pain?
Tell me of this bet of yours.
Ed!
My friend.
It's so nice to see you again.
Why don't you open your jacket.
Come on.
Haven't you learned to trust me by now?
Just open it,now.
Okay.
Okay?
Where's my girl?
May I?
Okay.
The jet's fueled up, ready to go.
You bring Delinda to the airport, we'll make the exchange there.
Oh,I don't think that's gonna be necessary.
Don't move!
Drop it.
Eddie...
Ah,buh-bye.
Kill him.
Ah!
What the hell are you doing here?
Did you really think I was gonna come?
Yeah,I did.
Listen,get out of here.
Go get to Delinda.
Get her out of there.
What about you?
I'll meet you.
No,not my arm!
Ah!
God!
What?
Are you out of your mind?
One bet, double or nothing?
You'd rather have him walk out of here with a million dollars of our money?
One instead of two?
Yeah.
Gutless.
Yeah.
Okay.
One-time million dollar bet.
Obviously you can choose black or red.
Of course, the choice is yours.
Eight.
What?
One million dollars on number eight.
Excuse us for a moment.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Are you crazy?
If he hits that number, we owe him $35 million.
35...
The odds of him hitting that are 2.63 percent.
That is not gonna happen.
He's been doing it all day,Sam!
He's gonna lose.
I know it.
What the hell?
I can always get a job at Jack In The Box.
That's right.
You'd look hot in that paper hat.
Okay.
One million on number eight.
No more bets.
14.
14.
The number is 14.
14.
Why'd you do that?
In order to be happy,Sam, one must be willing to let go of everything.
Everything.
Can I see that?
This is a 1943 copper penny.
So?
So there's only like 40 of these still in existence.
This penny's worth about $80,000.
Why'd you give it back to him?
Karma.
I truly am just so sorry about everything that happened.
Oh,it's quite all right.
Actually, I'm impressed at the lengths you go to to take care of your guests.
Yeah,that's what we do here at the Montecito.
And that's precisely what I'm gonna write about.
Write about?
Yeah.
I'm a critic for Hotel Traveler Magazine.
Oh...
No.
Oh,yes.
And despite our few "setbacks", my experience here has been a phenomenal one.
And you're gonna write that?
Exactly that.
It was a great pleasure meeting you.
Indeed.
Bye.
Bye.
You need a light?
Don't get any on you.
Danny!
Ed!
Ed,is that you?
What the hell,were you just gonna leave me out here?
You son of a bitch!
I thought you were dead.
Well,I'm not.
So get your ass over here, pick me up.
We gotta go find Delinda.
Okay,I'm coming!
Did you finally get your hide 'n seeking whales out of here?
Oh,yeah.
You bet your ass.
I also got them to leave more than half their money at the craps table.
Hey,why is half the casino still closed?
There's a computer problem at the bank.
We haven't gotten our money shipment yet.
But as soon as they fix it, we'll get everybody up and running.
This place is getting weirder and weirder.
Mike.
We have a major problem.
I can't find Danny and Delinda anywhere.
Uh,yeah.
They're both not feeling well tonight.
What's the problem?
That's just it.
Most of the staff,they called in sick with the flu.
Really?
Yeah,and I had to send the ones who wanted to work home so they don't get the guests sick.
The worst part is that we have a very high profile critic coming in from Hotel Traveler magazine to do a feature on the Montecito with no staff.
First the mascot thing, now this.
Basically,I'm just-- I'm screwed.
And everybody's gonna blame me.
Nobody is gonna blame y-- Of course they'll blame me.
They always blame me.
No.
Oh,"Mary,why can't she do anything right?"
And,"What does she do here anyway?"
I,you know...
I hear 'em talking...
Mary,nobody talks about you.
Really?
Why not?
Maybe you're making too much of this.
Well...
I'm just gonna to have to prove to everybody how valuable I am.
Hello.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
Only two servers showed up at Wolfgang's today and all the customers are complaining.
I gotta take this.
You were a waitress once, right?
No.
You'll be fine.
I'll be there as soon as I can.
I'm coming!
Danny,how is she?
We didn't get her back.
She's not...?
No,I can't even think about that.
Listen to me, I need you to get Jillian down to the Montecito as soon as possible.
Of course.
Where is she?
At home.
Use a full security team and bring her in through the underground garage.
And don't tell anyone.
Business as usual,Mike.
You're in charge.
I'll call you when we land.
Looks like he's headed to the Jefferson Airport outside of Henderson.
How did you get a GPS bug on him?
I hope you got a good shot in.
I did.
Let's go get this guy.
If we move now, it'll kill Delinda for sure.
I gotta figure a way to shut down that airport.
I got it.
Alan Jeffries in Homeland Security.
I met him met at a security seminar.
I hooked his brother's bachelor party up-- Alan, Danny McCoy.
Great,thanks.
Listen,we have a possible terrorist situation happening down here.
Yes,heavily armed.
Last headed towards the Jefferson Airport outside of Henderson.
Yeah,I need you to shut down that airfield.
Okay,thanks.
I'll call you back.
You know how many laws you've just broken?
Yeah,I don't care.
All I care about is getting Delinda back.
I'm just saying I like the attitude.
You just bought us some time.
Force them into plan B.
What about our plan?
Our plan...
get my daughter back and kill them all.
Yeah.
Okay.
We got a problem.
Tommy caught it on the scanner.
They're shutting down the airfield because of a terrorist threat.
Damn it.
I hope for your sake, your boyfriend didn't do anything stupid.
Very lady-like.
Take us back to the warehouse.
Hey,Sam.
Yeah.
We got a guy playing 1,000 a spin on table nine.
He's up about 100 grand.
Is he with you?
100 grand?
Yeah.
Yes,he's with me.
No more bets.
22.
Black 22.
Winner.
$35,000,sir.
Hello.
Hi,welcome to the Montecito.
I'm Samantha Marquez.
I'm your casino host.
I would like to extend to you all of the luxuries the Montecito has to offer.
Luxury,Miss Marquez, is the freedom not to want.
I need of nothing.
But I thank you for your graciousness.
Please accept this.
You will hold these for me, please?
Of course,sir.
What the hell was that?
Hot,hot,hot...
Here you go.
Enjoy your meal.
We didn't order this.
No?
No.
We ordered pizzas.
Coming right up.
Mary,soup's up.
Okay.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
Would you like some freshly ground pepper with that?
You're never gonna get away.
If that's the case,why don't I just kill you right now?
Because you need me.
I'm the only chip you got left,Chips.
I got 50 million chips, blondie.
You're just chump change to me.
You're gonna die, you know.
They shut down your airport.
It's only a matter of time.
By the time the police figure any of this out, I'll be on a beach, earning 20%.
I'm glad you think this is all funny.
What's so funny is you actually think the police will be involved.
There'll be no police.
No FBI.
There'll only be men whose sole responsibility will be to hunt you down and kill you.
All of you.
And they will.
They always do.
Well then, let's just see about that.
Get me Danny McCoy.
Danny McCoy.
Danny McCoy, what a pleasure it is to finally speak to you.
So what are you doing, scumbag?
Eddie,you are a pesky pain in the ass,aren't you?
Let me talk to my daughter.
I don't think that's gonna be possible.
What did you do?
He's gonna call back.
Seems your father's still alive.
Yeah.
Daddy!
Honey,are you okay?
Daddy,I'm okay.
Okay, you've spoken to her.
Now this is what I want.
I want the Montecito jet fueled up and ready to go.
Once we're in the air, I'll give the pilot instructions, and then I will give you the whereabouts of your daughter.
Any attempt to try-- No.
What did you just say to me?
I said no.
Maybe you forgot-- You listen to me,scumbag.
The deal was the money for my daughter.
Now,if you'd have just given her back all of this crap would've been over.
Now,it's my show.
And I'm not letting you leave.
Sucks to be you.
All right,they stopped here.
Hold this.
Okay,according to this, they're located out near the Alamo mines.
There's a warehouse over there that used to store heavy mining equipment.
It'd be the perfect place to store a few SUVs full of money.
How well do you know it?
It's been a while.
I used to do some shootingout there.
We gotta find everything we can about it.
Do some shooting again.
Ed?
Ed?
Oh,thank God.
Oh,honey.
Where's our daughter?
She's okay, she's okay.
They've got her there in some warehouse.
So you called the police and the FBI?
No,we can't.
What?
We can't.
If you are not gonna call them,I will.
No,honey,stop.
Let go!
Please look at me!
If we call, they will kill her.
No.
No.
No.
No.
It's gonna be okay.
Trust me,okay.
I've,uh,taken it upon myself to arrange one of our most beautiful suites for you to use during your stay with us.
All of your food and beverages will be comped, and I'm not wearing any panties.
Or a bra.
I'm completely shaven.
Bald!
Hi!
Welcome back.
I was,uh...
just trying to tell you that...
the generosity of the Montecito for our preferred guests knows no bounds.
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways, we can change the life of someone else forever.
Hmm.
Wow.
A penny?
Great.
Mitch,what do you got?
This.
This Monk just hit a $20,000 slot jackpot.
And...?
And it's his third one tonight.
The odds of that are astronomical.
Plus he's already taken us for 300 grand and some change off the table games.
So what's his con?
He prays.
Come again?
He prays.
He finds a machine, he prays for a few minutes, he pulls the handle and wins.
That's not possible.
Video IQ him.
Tsuldi Tendar.
Born in Lhasa,Tibet.
He became a monk after studying at the Gadong Monastery.
He makes a pilgrimage to Las Vegas every seven years.
I've heard about this guy.
I thought he was just a legend in the Vegas security circle.
Yeah,he comes in and cleans out one casino during his stay.
Does he cheat?
He's got to.
No one's that lucky.
But nobody's been able to catch him.
You want to run him out of here?
No.
Just keep an eye on him.
If this guy's cheating, I'm gonna be the one to catch him.
So I talked to my guy at Homeland Security.
He said there's a heavy presence at all the airports and airfields in the area.
No one's getting out of here without an inspection.
What about driving?
No,no way.
I got an APB on three black SUVs, and they've got a scanner,so...
I don't think they'd take that chance.
I guess they're gonna hole up at that warehouse till things start cooling off.
What do you say we take a look ourselves,huh?
Housekeeping!
I can't believe I have to do this.
Get a flu shot for the love of God.
Hi.
Hi.
Glad you finally came.
I've been calling all morning.
Yeah,we're a little short...
staffed today.
You're the one who spilled soup on me.
Oh my.
Geez,I am so sorry about that.
So what,you wait tables and do housekeeping?
Oh,no,no.
We're just having a little bit of a...
flu epidemic amongst the staff so I'm just kinda filling in where needed.
Lucky you,huh?
Yeah,lucky-- Lucky me.
Well if you don't mind, I gotta do my workout.
Oh,please.
By all means.
Just knock yourself out.
The gym's on the second floor.
One,two...
He's not counting.
He's not past-posting or catching the hole card.
How much is he up now?
Over 800 grand.
Keep him here.
Do anything you have to, but I do not want him walking out of here with our money.
Do monks like hookers?
I don't know about monks,but I-- Keep him here.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you enjoying your stay thus far?
The time I have spent here has filled my heart with peace and understanding.
Oh.
I see it's also filled your robe there with 50s and 100s,huh?
What is it that you are searching for,Sam?
Uh,me?
Nothing.
I've got everything I need.
Why would you ask me something like that?
'Cause I'm totally fine.
I'm,uh,great in fact.
Totally.
I'm fine.
You suffer.
Oh,no,no.
I don't suffer.
Mm-mm.
Suffer from what?
When you are suffering, you should examine whether you can do anything about it.
If you can, there is no need to worry.
If you cannot,there is also no need to worry.
I have found this most enjoyable.
Well,I-- I don't suffer so...
I'm suffering from these crazy conversations, that's what I'm suffering from.
I don't suffer.
Shut up.
All right,there she is.
Northwest corner.
One,two,three-- Four inside.
Three outside.
Let me see.
I gotta buy some more time.
We gotta get these son of a bitches at night.
Give me your phone.
Give me your phone.
It's daddy.
Not a word.
Montecito savings and loan, how can I direct your call?
Okay,pal,you win.
I'm sorry,I don't think I heard you correctly.
Look,I said,you win.
I'm so happy you finally came to your senses,Ed.
Now,what'd you have in mind?
The Montecito jet.
Take you,your men, the money, anywhere you wanna go.
No,the airports,Ed.
They're all on high security thanks to you.
They'll never let the plane leave.
They will if I'm with you.
You let Delinda go, and take me.
I'll clear everything up at the airport,all right?
Very well.
I'll call you with the time and place where we're gonna make our little exchange.
It's gotta be face to face.
Now,what good is that gonna do,Ed?
I gotta know that Delinda is alive.
You already talked to her.
No,that could've been recorded.
I gotta see her.
Okay.
I'll let you know.
I'll give you a call.
No.
I'll call you.
What are you crazy?
It's the only way, Danny boy.
It's the only way.
Boys...
Grand Cayman here we come!
Yeah!
Yes!
Hey.
Hey.
Do you think I suffer?
Suffer?
Suffer how?
Suffer like,do you think I'm a happy person?
No.
No?
What do you mean "no"?
Of course I'm a happy person.
I'm so comfortable with my happiness that I don't need to explain to you how happy I am.
Okay,you're happy.
You really don't think I'm happy?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What the hell's wrong with you?
What?
I think you're the one who's not happy.
Yeah,yeah.
See?
Yeah,you've got problems.
That's enough of that.
Sir, hotel security.
May I talk with you for a moment?
I listen to all things in the universe with an open heart.
Yeah,right.
Please come with me,sir.
Hi,there.
I'm Mary.
Our massage therapist called in sick, so I'll be taking care of you today.
Okay...
Okay.
Just let me know if it's hard-- getting hard-- If I'm--if-- I'm rubbing too-- Just let me know.
Let me know.
How's that?
It's perfect.
Ow!
Sorry.
Hey,hey!
Ow!
I gotta tell you, I'm quite impressed.
Yeah.
I've never met anyone who can get under Sam's skin the way you did.
But the only thing I want to know is how have you been cheating?
Cheating?
You mean winning.
No,I mean cheating.
It's a statistical impossibility for you to have won as much as you have.
No one can be that lucky.
Luck does not exist.
Karma.
Karma?
Yes.
You see,if I win a million dollars one day, it may be the cause for one of my descendants to lose a billion dollars in 1,000 years.
Things come and they go.
We can never tell when the results of things done long ago may come leaking out.
Mm,so you're trying to tell me that karma is the reason why you're up $1.2 million in our casino?
It is through karma that one's destiny unfolds.
I'm sorry,you are no longer welcome in this casino.
I understand.
Your heart is noble.
You should follow it more often.
I thank you for your generosity.
How 'bout a smile?
Bite me.
Oh,is that an offer?
You couldn't get it up if you wanted to.
Oh,feisty...
Just like your old man.
I like that.
Yeah.
Yeah,work with me.
That's it,fight it.
Yeah,good.
Work with me.
Flip the hair.
Yes, you're a caged animal...
Good.
I think we got it.
You know, you're very photogenic.
You ever consider modeling?
All right?
Ow!
Okay,okay.
Ow!
Sorry.
Stay still,stay still.
Ow,jeez!
Ah!
Okay.
Okay,that's it!
That's it!
All done.
All done.
Oh!
How's it look?
Great...
Unnoticeable.
You...
Hi.
What,did my ex-wife hire you to destroy my weekend?
No,no,I just-- Everybody is sick.
And I'm just-- I'm trying to help out.
Well you're not.
You want that?
Hey!
Hey.
You told him to leave?
Who?
My monk.
Oh,now he's your monk.
Yes,he is my monk, and we can't let him leave here with over a million of our dollars.
Would you rather he bust the place out?
He's a cheat,Sam, and Ed will have both our heads on a stake if we don't do something.
He's gone.
I have an idea about how to get the money back.
Let's just cut our losses while we're only a million behind.
Mm-mm,I can't lose to this guy.
And neither can you.
Come on,man up.
Fine,fine,fine.
But it's on you when Ed finds out the Montecito has been turned into a damn monastery.
Okay,it's on me.
I don't think this is a good idea,Ed.
It's the only way, honey.
Ready to do this?
Yeah.
Make the phone call.
Yeah,Dry Desert Road, half a mile past the old post office,8:00.
Be alone.
Be careful.
Yes ma'am.
Bring her home.
I promise.
Let's go,pal.
Boys.
All right, the meeting has been set.
Junkyard off of Dry Desert Road,8:00.
Now,he's expecting me to come alone so Mark,Robb, you need to get there an hour before us.
Position yourselves here and here.
I'll keep him out in the open, and you can kill him...
here.
No!
Oh,shut up!
I thought we needed Deline.
To get on the plane.
He'd never let us leave.
But once he's dead...
A mother forced with the decision of letting us go or the death of her child...
Well,there's really no choice,is there?
We're gone.
Aw.
So cute.
Are we all set?
I'm gonna be about 100 yards from the warehouse.
I want you to call me the minute you leave Chips.
Okay.
Here.
Take this.
No,I got one.
Grenade?
No,I'm good.
You sure?
Yeah,I'm sure.
Thanks,Rambo.
Okay.
Hey,listen.
If something happens to me, you make sure you get her out of there.
You hear me?
Yes,sir.
Sorry,sorry!
That was-- That was bad.
Hello.
You're everywhere.
Yeah.
Would you like to dance?
Yes,I would.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Hi.
Oh,hi.
May I come in?
Please do.
Come in,Sam.
I have a proposition for you.
Propositions can be very tricky things, especially when they entice the heart from the soul.
What is it you ask of me?
How would you like to make one last bet?
But I have been asked to leave the premises.
Well,what if you didn't have to leave?
What if you could stay?
Would you make one last bet?
And why would this one bet be so important to you?
You see, what I do here...
My job, is all I really have.
And...
I've sacrificed everything to get here and, I'm afraid if you have to leave, that I may forced to leave as well.
This job-- this work does not define you as a person.
Your heart, kindness,and passion is what defines you.
You don't know me very well.
Change happens in immeasurable units, not in grand gestures.
I'd like to change.
Then you shall.
I think I might need a little help.
This proposition...
would it ease some of your pain?
Tell me of this bet of yours.
Ed!
My friend.
It's so nice to see you again.
Why don't you open your jacket.
Come on.
Haven't you learned to trust me by now?
Just open it,now.
Okay.
Okay?
Where's my girl?
May I?
Okay.
The jet's fueled up, ready to go.
You bring Delinda to the airport, we'll make the exchange there.
Oh,I don't think that's gonna be necessary.
Don't move!
Drop it.
Eddie...
Ah,buh-bye.
Kill him.
Ah!
What the hell are you doing here?
Did you really think I was gonna come?
Yeah,I did.
Listen,get out of here.
Go get to Delinda.
Get her out of there.
What about you?
I'll meet you.
No,not my arm!
Ah!
God!
What?
Are you out of your mind?
One bet, double or nothing?
You'd rather have him walk out of here with a million dollars of our money?
One instead of two?
Yeah.
Gutless.
Yeah.
Okay.
One-time million dollar bet.
Obviously you can choose black or red.
Of course, the choice is yours.
Eight.
What?
One million dollars on number eight.
Excuse us for a moment.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Are you crazy?
If he hits that number, we owe him $35 million.
35...
The odds of him hitting that are 2.63 percent.
That is not gonna happen.
He's been doing it all day,Sam!
He's gonna lose.
I know it.
What the hell?
I can always get a job at Jack In The Box.
That's right.
You'd look hot in that paper hat.
Okay.
One million on number eight.
No more bets.
14.
14.
The number is 14.
14.
Why'd you do that?
In order to be happy,Sam, one must be willing to let go of everything.
Everything.
Can I see that?
This is a 1943 copper penny.
So?
So there's only like 40 of these still in existence.
This penny's worth about $80,000.
Why'd you give it back to him?
Karma.
I truly am just so sorry about everything that happened.
Oh,it's quite all right.
Actually, I'm impressed at the lengths you go to to take care of your guests.
Yeah,that's what we do here at the Montecito.
And that's precisely what I'm gonna write about.
Write about?
Yeah.
I'm a critic for Hotel Traveler Magazine.
Oh...
No.
Oh,yes.
And despite our few "setbacks", my experience here has been a phenomenal one.
And you're gonna write that?
Exactly that.
It was a great pleasure meeting you.
Indeed.
Bye.
Bye.
You need a light?
Don't get any on you.