Programa de TV: The Simpsons - 31x13
D'oh!
I haven't seen you before.
Yeah, we go around...
jumping, jump, jump.
Release the hounds.
I'm so excited Springfield finally has a vegan restaurant.
I thought you'd enjoy this, Lisa.
You deserve to have the food that only you like.
Your St.
Louis-style Baby Back Fibs, leg of yam and Wagyu beets.
Dad, are you sure you're okay eating here?
I can eat anything as long as I pretend it once had a face.
And eyes.
Ew.
Why are you both kissing up to Lisa?
Is this her last meal?
You're gonna want to look thin in your coffin, so I'll eat your dessert.
And for your information, we are not kissing up.
for your "Most Interesting Person I Know" paper?
Homer, you're up.
Sell yourself, dude.
Astronaut, sometime taxpayer. "
The most interesting person I know is a white male."
That'll go over great in today's climate.
I hope you like blowback.
Frink!
I'm writing about Professor Frink.
He's devoted his life to helping the world through science.
It's best not to proceed down that road.
Professor Frink, I want to thank you so much for letting me visit you during office hours.
His last visitor was the process server We share the space here.
Pay her no mind.
She's in the humanities.
Oh, no, no, I was the world's second test-tube baby.
Yes, I-I was greeted with far less fanfare.
My parents had great chemistry.
Uh, no love, but they were chemists.
The only way I could get noticed was through science and changing the pitch of my voice so they couldn't help but notice me.
Who?
Well, exactly.
It's too bad your name isn't famous.
What do they teach you at that school?
How to get the teachers coffee.
Yeah...
A-Anyway, I will explain cryptocurrency by clicking People think I'm a nerd, _ _ _ _ _ _ When you use the currency, the transaction is recorded in the ledger.
I can dig it.
And when one ledger book gets filled up, we add to a "chain" of previous books.
That's the "blockchain."
about how cryptocurrencies work, the traffic guy, on the science beat.
financial instrument, beating gold, Well, can't eat no cryptocurrency That's why I started my hedge fund.
Another billionaire?
How did he make his money?
Paraffin?
Castor oil?
Whale bone corsets for the woman who dares?
Actually, cryptocurrency.
Again, not what you're thinking.
the richest man in Springfield.
I'm afraid not, Monty.
Of course not, sir.
I'll never do that again.
I will have my dinner now.
But, sir, I-I'm allergic to shellfish.
And I'm not, Wayland.
It went in...
You saw it.
It went in!
He hasn't invested in deodorant.
I can tell you that much.
Well, the first ten million went to pay off student loans.
S-Strange, strange.
I have the fame and fortune I've always desired and yet, it's a tad bit unwieldy.
You will never have to worry about my adenoidal hiss again.
I can still hear it!
He's in Chicago, for God's sake!
Moe, Lisa has offered to pay my bar tab.
You do accept Frinkcoin, right?
I'll accept any currency except the Albanian lek.
I sunk everything I had into it, So, are you happier?
Even the pen.
But I'm-I'm still sad.
You should have seen poor Professor Frink, Dad.
Poor Frink?
He's the richest guy in town.
But he's not rich in the most important thing there is.
Health?
Oh, yeah.
No.
The most important thing is friends.
Dad, you should take Professor Frink to Moe's.
Oh, I can't do that.
It's like having your mother's sisters come for a visit.
Actually, they're coming in 20 minutes.
Taking Frink to Moe's.
Never seen a fat man move so fast.
Got a cigarette?
Not since we moved to Disney.
All right, next question...
Hey!
Pay attention.
Name a drink made from hops and barley.
Barley hops?
Uh, hey, guys, Don't expect to just come in and join a wall of trivia champs.
but those people are, well, they're quite backward.
Get in all 10,000 steps.
If so, make sure they're made And I've discovered some serious issues with this nuclear plant.
Now, listen here, you magna cum losers!
You are here for one reason and one reason only: to create a pseudo currency like the Bitcoin or the peso that will make me rich.
So rich I could buy ten NFL teams.
Not the Jets.
Okay, people, laptops open, headphones on, Red Bulls popped.
We'll get this, Monty.
Uh, I mean, I'm a sick man, sir.
I'll get help.
Wayland, I think what you're doing comes out of anger.
Are you upset with Mr.
Burns?
No.
Please, you're safe here.
Oh, the things I've done for that hollow-boned horror show!
That interview he did for Vanity Fair?
I wrote all his answers.
Like he would ever spend a weekend in Santa Barbara.
I'm the one who loves Sideways...
me!
Does anyone have any thoughts about how Wayland I-I don't know your name yet.
for Sychophantanyl.
like saying what you really think.
Fear not, my new best friends.
I will take you on a tour of Springfield's finest establishments.
Come on, let's go.
It'll be joyous, and raucous, and other things.
Three cheers for Frink!
Actually, studies show that one and a half is the optimum number of cheers, so...
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip...
And done.
♪ If you're poor and find yourself ♪ ♪ Outside the door, just ask me ♪ ♪ Hangin' with the Frink ♪ ♪ Hangin' with the Frink ♪ Well, if we work weekends and bring in some extra help, Ahoy-hoy!
I was in the neighborhood That is not true!
The curse of wealth is that you will never, ever again know if anyone truly likes you.
Oh, my, could it be that they're, well, they're really just leeches?
Hmm.
Mm.
Oh, evil and, uh...
Frink interview, final chapter, "Happily Ever After."
I'm just so unbelievably sad.
Don't worry about what Mr.
Burns says.
Who died.
We put the equation here.
And the ingenuity of crowds will solve it for us by tomorrow, thus rendering all cryptocurrency worthless.
Well, they're dead and their children are dead, sir.
Oh, my.
Mm?
Hmm.
Someone's gonna solve that?
This town is so dumb, they built an indoor windfarm.
They're so dumb, they need a recipe to make ice!
_ _ _ All my life, I believed in the scientific meth-od.
I need proof that my friends actually are...
Hey, Professor.
I'm gonna have chicken and popcorn Well, I'm so sorry, change in plans.
so I got regular tickets.
Oh, that reminds me.
I need to have a cyst removed.
Now's as good a time as any.
Yeah, and I got to be there to say, uh, "Do not resuscitate."
Do resuscitate!
Ah, uh, I really should write that down.
_ All right, now, now, the experiment is not yet complete.
Let's just see here.
Oh, Professor, you kill me!
I never heard such a crazy bunch of nonsense talk.
Yeah, I-I was speaking Mandarin Chinese.
So...
this time, would one of you be so kind as to, uh...
No one outsmarts ol' Gil.
Ooh, hot, hot, hot!
Cha-cha!
Well, that's it, from now on, my only company will be A.I., I insist.
My first independent thought is I dislike you.
Oh, thank God you woke me.
I was having a terrible dream.
Oh, about what?
All the awful things I've done.
Oh, I knew you shouldn't have had that second blueberry at dinner, but this is why I brought you.
Look, someone posted a solution on the whiteboard.
Frink is ruined!
Yarr, this problem has been speared in the head, hauled on the deck, and sliced up the guts, eh, mathematically speaking.
Yarr.
So, who found the solution?
Did I do it?
No...
Hmm, I guess we'll never know.
The important thing is that once again, I am the richest man in a town of 32,000 people.
Excellent.
And so, the equation was solved.
Solved by the one person who could solve it: Professor John Frink.
End of report.
How did you know?
A girl learns a lot writing a second grade report.
I knew that you'd be willing to throw away everything you had, because it didn't mean anything.
And I had a pretty good idea of what your handwriting looks like.
Also, anyone else smart enough to solve this is too smart to come to Springfield.
Well, you really understand me.
Young lady, you are my best friend.
Hoyvik.
Aw, really?
Well, beware, I lose everything I care about.
Well, you won't lose me.
I'll always be right here.
In this flash drive.
I will treasure this forever.
I had a billion dollars...
what have I done?!
Ugh.
Ten glorious days of peace.
I was able to finish my dissertation.
Losing a billion dollars means nothing as long as I see you again.
Are we gonna do this?
♪ Thanks for the currency ♪ ♪ All my dollar bills ♪ ♪ Piled up to the hills ♪ ♪ Ruble, pound, or Deutschmark ♪ ♪ You all give me such thrills.
♪ Didn't I fight alongside you in the war?
Um, we weren't on the same side, but I was there.
Ooh, much better.
♪ Thanks ♪ ♪ For the currency ♪ ♪ We watched it rise and fall ♪ ♪ But we both had a ball ♪ ♪ We made this song so long ♪ ♪ It spilled into the crawl.
♪ Hoyvik.
Shh!
- synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com
I haven't seen you before.
Yeah, we go around...
jumping, jump, jump.
Release the hounds.
I'm so excited Springfield finally has a vegan restaurant.
I thought you'd enjoy this, Lisa.
You deserve to have the food that only you like.
Your St.
Louis-style Baby Back Fibs, leg of yam and Wagyu beets.
Dad, are you sure you're okay eating here?
I can eat anything as long as I pretend it once had a face.
And eyes.
Ew.
Why are you both kissing up to Lisa?
Is this her last meal?
You're gonna want to look thin in your coffin, so I'll eat your dessert.
And for your information, we are not kissing up.
for your "Most Interesting Person I Know" paper?
Homer, you're up.
Sell yourself, dude.
Astronaut, sometime taxpayer. "
The most interesting person I know is a white male."
That'll go over great in today's climate.
I hope you like blowback.
Frink!
I'm writing about Professor Frink.
He's devoted his life to helping the world through science.
It's best not to proceed down that road.
Professor Frink, I want to thank you so much for letting me visit you during office hours.
His last visitor was the process server We share the space here.
Pay her no mind.
She's in the humanities.
Oh, no, no, I was the world's second test-tube baby.
Yes, I-I was greeted with far less fanfare.
My parents had great chemistry.
Uh, no love, but they were chemists.
The only way I could get noticed was through science and changing the pitch of my voice so they couldn't help but notice me.
Who?
Well, exactly.
It's too bad your name isn't famous.
What do they teach you at that school?
How to get the teachers coffee.
Yeah...
A-Anyway, I will explain cryptocurrency by clicking People think I'm a nerd, _ _ _ _ _ _ When you use the currency, the transaction is recorded in the ledger.
I can dig it.
And when one ledger book gets filled up, we add to a "chain" of previous books.
That's the "blockchain."
about how cryptocurrencies work, the traffic guy, on the science beat.
financial instrument, beating gold, Well, can't eat no cryptocurrency That's why I started my hedge fund.
Another billionaire?
How did he make his money?
Paraffin?
Castor oil?
Whale bone corsets for the woman who dares?
Actually, cryptocurrency.
Again, not what you're thinking.
the richest man in Springfield.
I'm afraid not, Monty.
Of course not, sir.
I'll never do that again.
I will have my dinner now.
But, sir, I-I'm allergic to shellfish.
And I'm not, Wayland.
It went in...
You saw it.
It went in!
He hasn't invested in deodorant.
I can tell you that much.
Well, the first ten million went to pay off student loans.
S-Strange, strange.
I have the fame and fortune I've always desired and yet, it's a tad bit unwieldy.
You will never have to worry about my adenoidal hiss again.
I can still hear it!
He's in Chicago, for God's sake!
Moe, Lisa has offered to pay my bar tab.
You do accept Frinkcoin, right?
I'll accept any currency except the Albanian lek.
I sunk everything I had into it, So, are you happier?
Even the pen.
But I'm-I'm still sad.
You should have seen poor Professor Frink, Dad.
Poor Frink?
He's the richest guy in town.
But he's not rich in the most important thing there is.
Health?
Oh, yeah.
No.
The most important thing is friends.
Dad, you should take Professor Frink to Moe's.
Oh, I can't do that.
It's like having your mother's sisters come for a visit.
Actually, they're coming in 20 minutes.
Taking Frink to Moe's.
Never seen a fat man move so fast.
Got a cigarette?
Not since we moved to Disney.
All right, next question...
Hey!
Pay attention.
Name a drink made from hops and barley.
Barley hops?
Uh, hey, guys, Don't expect to just come in and join a wall of trivia champs.
but those people are, well, they're quite backward.
Get in all 10,000 steps.
If so, make sure they're made And I've discovered some serious issues with this nuclear plant.
Now, listen here, you magna cum losers!
You are here for one reason and one reason only: to create a pseudo currency like the Bitcoin or the peso that will make me rich.
So rich I could buy ten NFL teams.
Not the Jets.
Okay, people, laptops open, headphones on, Red Bulls popped.
We'll get this, Monty.
Uh, I mean, I'm a sick man, sir.
I'll get help.
Wayland, I think what you're doing comes out of anger.
Are you upset with Mr.
Burns?
No.
Please, you're safe here.
Oh, the things I've done for that hollow-boned horror show!
That interview he did for Vanity Fair?
I wrote all his answers.
Like he would ever spend a weekend in Santa Barbara.
I'm the one who loves Sideways...
me!
Does anyone have any thoughts about how Wayland I-I don't know your name yet.
for Sychophantanyl.
like saying what you really think.
Fear not, my new best friends.
I will take you on a tour of Springfield's finest establishments.
Come on, let's go.
It'll be joyous, and raucous, and other things.
Three cheers for Frink!
Actually, studies show that one and a half is the optimum number of cheers, so...
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip...
And done.
♪ If you're poor and find yourself ♪ ♪ Outside the door, just ask me ♪ ♪ Hangin' with the Frink ♪ ♪ Hangin' with the Frink ♪ Well, if we work weekends and bring in some extra help, Ahoy-hoy!
I was in the neighborhood That is not true!
The curse of wealth is that you will never, ever again know if anyone truly likes you.
Oh, my, could it be that they're, well, they're really just leeches?
Hmm.
Mm.
Oh, evil and, uh...
Frink interview, final chapter, "Happily Ever After."
I'm just so unbelievably sad.
Don't worry about what Mr.
Burns says.
Who died.
We put the equation here.
And the ingenuity of crowds will solve it for us by tomorrow, thus rendering all cryptocurrency worthless.
Well, they're dead and their children are dead, sir.
Oh, my.
Mm?
Hmm.
Someone's gonna solve that?
This town is so dumb, they built an indoor windfarm.
They're so dumb, they need a recipe to make ice!
_ _ _ All my life, I believed in the scientific meth-od.
I need proof that my friends actually are...
Hey, Professor.
I'm gonna have chicken and popcorn Well, I'm so sorry, change in plans.
so I got regular tickets.
Oh, that reminds me.
I need to have a cyst removed.
Now's as good a time as any.
Yeah, and I got to be there to say, uh, "Do not resuscitate."
Do resuscitate!
Ah, uh, I really should write that down.
_ All right, now, now, the experiment is not yet complete.
Let's just see here.
Oh, Professor, you kill me!
I never heard such a crazy bunch of nonsense talk.
Yeah, I-I was speaking Mandarin Chinese.
So...
this time, would one of you be so kind as to, uh...
No one outsmarts ol' Gil.
Ooh, hot, hot, hot!
Cha-cha!
Well, that's it, from now on, my only company will be A.I., I insist.
My first independent thought is I dislike you.
Oh, thank God you woke me.
I was having a terrible dream.
Oh, about what?
All the awful things I've done.
Oh, I knew you shouldn't have had that second blueberry at dinner, but this is why I brought you.
Look, someone posted a solution on the whiteboard.
Frink is ruined!
Yarr, this problem has been speared in the head, hauled on the deck, and sliced up the guts, eh, mathematically speaking.
Yarr.
So, who found the solution?
Did I do it?
No...
Hmm, I guess we'll never know.
The important thing is that once again, I am the richest man in a town of 32,000 people.
Excellent.
And so, the equation was solved.
Solved by the one person who could solve it: Professor John Frink.
End of report.
How did you know?
A girl learns a lot writing a second grade report.
I knew that you'd be willing to throw away everything you had, because it didn't mean anything.
And I had a pretty good idea of what your handwriting looks like.
Also, anyone else smart enough to solve this is too smart to come to Springfield.
Well, you really understand me.
Young lady, you are my best friend.
Hoyvik.
Aw, really?
Well, beware, I lose everything I care about.
Well, you won't lose me.
I'll always be right here.
In this flash drive.
I will treasure this forever.
I had a billion dollars...
what have I done?!
Ugh.
Ten glorious days of peace.
I was able to finish my dissertation.
Losing a billion dollars means nothing as long as I see you again.
Are we gonna do this?
♪ Thanks for the currency ♪ ♪ All my dollar bills ♪ ♪ Piled up to the hills ♪ ♪ Ruble, pound, or Deutschmark ♪ ♪ You all give me such thrills.
♪ Didn't I fight alongside you in the war?
Um, we weren't on the same side, but I was there.
Ooh, much better.
♪ Thanks ♪ ♪ For the currency ♪ ♪ We watched it rise and fall ♪ ♪ But we both had a ball ♪ ♪ We made this song so long ♪ ♪ It spilled into the crawl.
♪ Hoyvik.
Shh!
- synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com