Programa de TV: The Simpsons - 1x7
{3028}{3094}Howdy, Bart.|Hot enough for ya?
{3097}{3175}Shut up, Flanders.
{3178}{3285}Hey, Dad, how come we can't get|a decent mower, like the Flanders have?
{3289}{3409}Just be happy with what you've got, son.|Don't try to keep up with the Flanders'.
{3508}{3604}- Whoa!
{3606}{3679}How do you like my new wheels, Simpson?
{3679}{3789}Oh, wow, man!|What an RV!
{3789}{3900}Bart!
Uh, I suppose it has,|uh, various features.
{3900}{3984}Oh, it's got eveything--|microwave, dish washer, {3986}{4076}bigscreen TV, deep fryer|and, oh, see up there on the roof?
{4080}{4176}- A satellite dish!|- Yes, indeedly-doodly.
{4179}{4263}But, uh, how can you afford|something like this, Ned?
{4265}{4385}I get your mail once in a while, and|you make only $27 a week more than I do.
{4389}{4443}Oh, it's simple, Simpson.
Credit.
{4445}{4488}Ooh, credit!
{4610}{4670}Hmm!
Mmm!
{4670}{4733}Oh!
Ah!
{4788}{4848}Thank you, God.
{4848}{4908}May I help you?
{4908}{4966}We're just browsing.|Thank you.
{4966}{5084}I'd like to see your finest RV.|Do you have something that's|better than the Land Behemoth?
{5086}{5183}Yes we do.
That would be|the Ultimate Behemoth.
{5186}{5288}- Where is it?|- You are standing in its presence.
{5290}{5375}- Behold!|- Oh, wow!
{5378}{5489}Would you look at this thing?|Man built this.
It's a vehicle.
{5491}{5549}Does it have|its own satellite dish, sir?
{5551}{5674}You can tell your son|it has its own satellite.
{5678}{5788}The Van Star One, launched last Februay,|just for this thing, that's all.
{5791}{5878}- Whoa, man!|- I'm not sure that we can afford-- {5881}{5956}- Does it have a deep fryer?|- It has four of them-- {5956}{6016}one for each part|of the chicken.
{6016}{6070}I don't think|we can afford this.
{6073}{6190}Let's worry about that later.
Come on.|Let's take a tour.
Want to?
Come on {6295}{6375}- Ay, caramba.|- This is better than our house.
{6379}{6439}Wait till Flanders|gets a load of this.
{6441}{6529}Seems so expensive.
{6531}{6621}- Hey!
{6621}{6681}- How much is it?|- Oh.
{6681}{6804}You're a man of your convict--|You just wanted to ask that|and blurted it out, didn't ya?
{6807}{6882}- Yeah.
How much is it?|- Well, {6885}{6972}first of all, I want you to know|I like your face.
{6975}{7041}- You do?|- I really do.
{7041}{7134}I'm not saying that.
I mean it.|You got color in there.
{7136}{7194}- You're not Roman, are you?|- No!
{7194}{7260}Look like a god, sort of.
{7260}{7344}Why don't we step|into the credit office, Zeus?
{7346}{7434}Hey, your dad's gonna just go in here, {7436}{7496}work it out and you'll,|you'll drive home in this!
{7499}{7616}I'm not gonna quote you|a price till I check your credit rating.
{7619}{7739}And let me-- I want to make myself|clear on this.
This is a formality.
{7739}{7817}If you're saying to me,|" Bob, is this guy good for it?"
{7820}{7942}I say,"Yes."
I don't check|this machine, but I don't own the place, {7942}{8002}even though my name's up there.
{8002}{8116}Long story, but that|doesn't matter.
I'm gonna have|to run it through the computer.
{8182}{8257}Is that a good siren?|Am I approved?
{8257}{8339}You ever known a siren to be good?
{8341}{8440}No, Mr.
Simpson, it's not.|It's a bad siren.
{8444}{8519}That's the computer in case|I went blind, telling me, {8521}{8605}"Sell the vehicle to this fella,|and you're out of business."
{8609}{8659}- That's what the siren says.|- Oh.
{8662}{8770}Seems the Ultimate Behemoth|is a wee bit out of your price range.
{8772}{8854}And "weebit"|is me bein' polite.
{8857}{8937}You couldn't afford this thing|if you lived to be a million.
{8941}{9040}Don't you have something that|isn't out of my price range?
{9042}{9111}I don't wanna go away|empty-handed, Bob.
{9111}{9205}Take it easy there.
Don't ruin|this feeling I'm gettin' from ya.
{9207}{9280}Perhaps I can show you|something, uh...
{9282}{9349}a little more you.
{9409}{9465}Well, what do you think?
{9469}{9534}- You gotta be kidding me.
{9537}{9604}- Used, isn't it?|- What'd you say?
{9604}{9729}- Uh, is it used?|- Mr.
Simpson, you're never|gonna own a better RV.
{9732}{9792}I don't mean that in a good way.|I mean literally.
{9792}{9867}This is it for you, you know?|It's this or a wagon.
{9867}{9930}Then...
uh, how much|do you want for it?
{9930}{10020}This is yours.
You're not|gonna hand it to someone else?
{10022}{10097}'Cause I'm gonna give you a price for|you.
Someone else, I'm doublin' this.
{10097}{10157}- I swear it, Bob.|- This is you and me.
{10157}{10256}- Yeah.|- Two months from now,|your head's in that window.
{10260}{10340}- On my honor.|- 350 a month.
{10344}{10448}Oh, well, I don't know.
Would it be all|right ifl conferred with my family?
{10451}{10550}Mr.
Simpson, if you have to talk it over|with those humans out there, {10553}{10610}there's something wrong|with all of us.
{10613}{10751}You look like a man able to make|a decision.
See that man over there?
{10751}{10817}- Yeah.|- He's buying this.
Did you know that?
{10817}{10937}Called me, said, "Save the little one.|I'm coming."
Here he is.
{10940}{11026}- Now you want it or not?|- All right, all right.
I'll take it!
{11030}{11146}Best decision you ever made.|You are gonna-- You are gonna--|This is gonna change your life.
{11302}{11413}Hey, Flanders.|Look what I got.
{11416}{11515}Oh, she's a beaut!|Hey, congratulations!
{11515}{11578}I'm sure you'll have|loads of fun.
{11581}{11673}Jealous.
Eveybody ready?
{11680}{11737}I hate this.|I don't wanna go.
{11740}{11817}That's the spirit.|Ready or not, nature, {11817}{11881}here we come!
{12051}{12145}Turkey farm, skunks, slaughterhouse?|- No, no, no.
{12147}{12241}- What are you doing back there?|- We're playing,"What's that odor?"
{12241}{12285}- Dad's feet?|- Bart!
{12288}{12340}- You win, Bart.|- Lisa!
{12342}{12465}- Are we there yet, Dad?|- I'll tell you when.|Go back to your smell game.
{12597}{12666}Homer, I'm telling you.
{12668}{12762}- This is not the interstate.|- Maps.
{12765}{12861}Shouldn't we stop somewhere|and ask for directions?
{12863}{12962}Don't worry.|This is an all-terrain vehicle.
{13050}{13112}My feet are getting wet!
{13116}{13208}Oh, come on.|We're getting back to nature.
{13211}{13292}- Mom, I'm scared.|- We all are, dear.
{13292}{13382}Your father says there's nothing|to worry about.
{13783}{13879}- What do you think?|Should we stop here?|- Yes!
{13882}{13933}All righty.
{14038}{14111}- Well, here we are.
{14443}{14563}Okay, nobody move, and nobody panic.
{14563}{14692}When I give the word,|everyone, ever so slowly, {14694}{14787}open your door and slide out.
{14791}{14872}On the count of three.
One-- {15291}{15414}The Simpsons|have entered the forest.
{15618}{15728}Well, ha, ha.|Now we get a chance to be real pioneers.
{15732}{15807}Yes, sir.|This is a real adventure.
{15809}{15938}Why, I bet there are people|who would trade eveything they|have in the world for this.
{15942}{16019}- You mean, like we just did?
{16022}{16112}- Will somebody help her?|- Look, Maggie.
Birdies.
{16221}{16292}Oh, Homer,|what are we going to do?
{16296}{16397}Now don't worry.|Our situation isn't as bad as it seems.
{16397}{16487}And you're forgetting.|I'm an experienced woodsman.
{16489}{16609}Now you all stay here while I go over|this way and try to get my bearings.
{16807}{16901}What am I gonna do?|I've murdered us all!
{16903}{16997}I've murdered us all!|I've murdered us all!
{16999}{17083}- Shut up!|- Shut up!
Shut up!
{17083}{17130}- D-oh!|- D-oh!
D-oh!
{17209}{17278}- There.
Finished.|- You are?
{17280}{17340}Well, it's a quick job,|but it's shelter.
{17340}{17386}- It is?|- Uh-huh.
{17386}{17464}Okay.
We'll be back with help|before you know it.
{17464}{17548}You girls just stay here|and relax.
{17550}{17643}Remember, the handle of the Big Dipper|points to the North Star.
{17647}{17767}That's nice, Lisa,|but we're not in astronomy class.
{17769}{17814}We're in the woods.
{18057}{18120}Should Maggie|be going with them?
{18123}{18222}I don't think they'll be gone|long, and she's in good hands.
{18374}{18449}- There aren't any dangerous animals...
{18453}{18509}in the forest, are there, Dad?
{18513}{18623}Might be a few, but don't worry.|If you leave them alone,|they'll leave you alone.
{18627}{18710}- It's a deal.|- And remember not to act afraid.
{18710}{18798}Animals can smell fear,|and they don't like it.
{18800}{18917}- Besides, there's|nothing to be afraid of.|- Right.
{18957}{19028}- A rattler!
{19032}{19097}- I'm not afraid!|- Run, you fool!
{19474}{19544}Through here, boy.|Back to civilization.
{19547}{19628}- How do you know?|- When you're an experienced|woodsman like me, {19630}{19688}you get a feel|for these things.
{19690}{19763}It becomes natural,|like a third sense.
{20347}{20422}The boys certainly|are taking a long time.
{20424}{20518}I hope Maggie isn't|slowing them up too much.
{21140}{21206}Bart!
Where are you, Bart?
{21210}{21309}His lucky red hat.|Oh, dear God!
{21311}{21378}No!
Bart!
{21380}{21453}Bart!
Bart!
{21605}{21728}Oh, Bart!
Oh, Bart, my beautiful son!
{21728}{21791}Why couldn't You|have taken me?
{21794}{21860}of all the fates|on heaven and earth, {21863}{21938}why did this one befall me?
{21941}{22061}- Don't have a cow, Dad.
{22064}{22120}What the-- D-oh!
{22124}{22220}You're alive!
And buck naked.
{22220}{22280}I'm not the only one,|Home boy.
{22283}{22369}What?
Oh!
{22373}{22459}Jungle man.
{22894}{23044}The first thing you learn about|surviving in the woods, boy:|conceal your nakedness.
{23044}{23166}- Yeah, man.|- Okay.
Slap a fern on there, boy.
{23170}{23239}And now with some mud.
{23239}{23299}There.
Ooh!
{23299}{23359}That requires a little moss.
{23359}{23460}And some moss for me.|All right.
{23460}{23569}- Ready to hit the town.|- But, Dad, I am so hungry!
{23571}{23652}Can't we eat somethin' first?|I'm starvin', man.
{23655}{23721}Ah, food.|Good thinking, son.
{23724}{23808}This young sapling|ought to do the trick.
{23895}{23972}- What are we gonna do, hang ourselves?|- No!
{23976}{24071}This is a trap.
It's gonna catch|us our dinner.
Come on, boy.
{24075}{24161}Shh!
just watch.
{24225}{24281}Oooh!
{24320}{24377}A-ha!
Got him!
{24491}{24560}- Okay, okay.
{24564}{24647}This time I'll just|go into the bushes over there, {24650}{24731}make a lot of noise|and flush out a rabbit.
{24734}{24802}And when he comes out,|you step on him.
{24806}{24847}Right, Dad.
{24911}{24976}- Get 'em off me!
{24980}{25046}Get 'em off me!|Get 'em off me!
{25259}{25390}Great camping trip, honey.
Traveled 800|miles, haven't even seen a squirrel yet.
{25394}{25469}Well, the ranger at the gate|said we should watch out for bears.
{25471}{25534}- Oh, bears!|- Mm-hmm.
{25537}{25627}Right, right.
Let me show you|how many bears there are around here.
{25627}{25711}Uh, hello, bears!
{25714}{25789}Um, come on.|Have a donut.
{25792}{25857}Oh, what the heck, have me!|Come and get it!
{25861}{25941}All right, all right.|You made your point.
{25945}{26026}Bears.
{26981}{27105}- I hope Maggie|and the boys are all right.|- Oh, I'm sure they're just fine.
{27107}{27225}After all, we built a fire,|and we don't know anything about nature.
{27227}{27332}Imagine what your father,|an experienced woodsman, has done.
{27332}{27425}Yeah, I suppose so.|Good night, Mom.
{27479}{27545}Good night, dear.
{27596}{27737}G-G-Good n-n-night, D-D-Dad.
{27740}{27821}- G-G-Good n-n-night, son.
{27823}{27911}Sleep tight.
{28372}{28447}- Are we there yet?|- No!
{28450}{28513}- Are we ever gonna be there?|- How would I know?
{28516}{28600}Quit asking pointless-- {28603}{28668}- Bart, look!
{28672}{28741}Honey.
Honey!
{28741}{28855}- We're saved!|- Uh, Homer.
Bees?
{28930}{29001}- How is it?|- Tangy.
{29166}{29235}- What?
{29238}{29355}- Oh, water.
That-a-way, man.
{30023}{30156}Bigfoot.
The legendary half-man|half-ape is no longer a legend.
{30156}{30257}He's very, very real.
What you're about|to see is unedited video footage...
{30260}{30377}taken earlier today in the hills three|miles southwest of Tenderfoot George.
{30572}{30680}Now, the naturalist who took these|absolutely extraordinay pictures...
{30682}{30761}was most impressed with|the creature's uncivilized look, {30763}{30896}it�s foul language and, most of all,|it�s indescribable stench.
{30898}{31003}A popular supermarket tabloid|has offered a reward of$5,000...
{31006}{31078}to anyone who brings in|the creature alive.
{31078}{31160}Naturally, we'll have more|on this stoy as it develops.
{31162}{31237}We now return you to the president's|address already in progress.
{31696}{31782}It looks as if you girls have|been getting along all right, {31786}{31867}but it's a darn good thing|we found you when we did.
{31869}{31944}There's something horrible|roaming these woods.
{31944}{32011}There is?
{32076}{32157}Why, that's my husband!
{32277}{32379}His name isn't Bigfoot.|His name is Homer.
{32517}{32631}- What does it eat?|- I don't understand.|What's this all about?
{32633}{32742}Well, I suppose pork chops|are his favorite.
{32948}{33029}Get those bears out of here.|I'm tying to do an interview.
{33032}{33089}No bears!|We're taping!
{33092}{33152}All bears off the set.
{33263}{33353}Okay.
Now let's get back|to your, uh, husband.
{33353}{33443}How would you describe your|marital relations?
Brutish?
{33443}{33527}- Is this going to be on TV?|- Coast to coast.
{33581}{33668}-just a little further.|- Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
{33671}{33739}-just a little further.|- Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
{33739}{33851}Food!
{34129}{34192}Nice grizzlies.
{34192}{34290}N-Nice grizzlies.|Nice grizzlies.
{34290}{34363}- What do we do, Dad?|- Praise the grizzlies, son.
{34365}{34434}Nice grizzlies.
Nice grizzlies.
{34438}{34518}- That's a good grizzly.
{34522}{34593}Oh.
Oh.
{34717}{34764}- Huh?|- Maggie!
{34767}{34845}Oh, my little girl.
{34848}{34929}Nice grizzlies.|Nice grizzlies.
{34968}{35040}Later, grizzly dudes.
{35502}{35583}Look!
It's him!|It's Bigfoot!
{35585}{35654}- Get in the car!
{35658}{35720}- Get him!
Get him!|- Huh?
{35723}{35792}- We got him!
We got Bigfoot!
{35795}{35877}You are darn lucky we got here|in time to rescue you.
{35877}{36005}- What the hell|are you talking about, sir?|- He's getting away.
After him!
{36008}{36089}We gotta take him alive.|You got that tranquilizer gun ready?
{36370}{36445}Dad!
Oh, Dad!
{36445}{36572}Avenge me, son.|Avenge my death.
{36694}{36812}Last week's capture of Bigfoot|turned into the scientific poser|of the century.
{36814}{36907}Although the creature was ultimately|released, the question remains, {36910}{36967}"Who was this Homer?"
{36970}{37027}Was it a man or was it,|in fact, {37030}{37087}the legendary missing link|known as Bigfoot?
{37090}{37147}Could I have|some applesauce?
{37150}{37243}Specialists gathered at the|Springfield Primate Institute...
{37245}{37327}for a firsthand examination|of the controversial creature.
{37327}{37393}They are now ready|to announce their findings.
{37395}{37468}- Uh, ladies and gentlemen, {37470}{37528}uh, distinguished colleagues, {37530}{37638}after extensive biological|and anatomical testing, {37642}{37785}I regret to announce that the evidence|we have is...
inconclusive.
{37788}{37890}- This thing may or may not be human.
{37893}{37965}- That's what he thinks.
{37968}{38060}I say it's none other|than Bigfoot himself.
{38060}{38139}Oh, no.|I disagree.
I think it is a man.
{38139}{38223}The eyes have the glimmer|of human intelligence.
{38225}{38319}Really.
Glimmer in the eyes.
What|about the sloping ape-like forehead?
{38321}{38409}Oh, the guys at work|are gonna have a field day with this.
{38411}{38480}Cheer up, Homer.|At least they let you go.
{38483}{38591}Gentlemen, gentlemen.|Fraulein, please.
{38594}{38663}This much I believe|we can agree upon: {38666}{38789}this specimen is either|a below-average human being...
{38791}{38861}or...
a brilliant beast.
{38864}{38951}Stupid egghead.
{38951}{39031}- Oh, Homer.
{39031}{39110}My brilliant beast.
{41220}{41276}Shh!
{3097}{3175}Shut up, Flanders.
{3178}{3285}Hey, Dad, how come we can't get|a decent mower, like the Flanders have?
{3289}{3409}Just be happy with what you've got, son.|Don't try to keep up with the Flanders'.
{3508}{3604}- Whoa!
{3606}{3679}How do you like my new wheels, Simpson?
{3679}{3789}Oh, wow, man!|What an RV!
{3789}{3900}Bart!
Uh, I suppose it has,|uh, various features.
{3900}{3984}Oh, it's got eveything--|microwave, dish washer, {3986}{4076}bigscreen TV, deep fryer|and, oh, see up there on the roof?
{4080}{4176}- A satellite dish!|- Yes, indeedly-doodly.
{4179}{4263}But, uh, how can you afford|something like this, Ned?
{4265}{4385}I get your mail once in a while, and|you make only $27 a week more than I do.
{4389}{4443}Oh, it's simple, Simpson.
Credit.
{4445}{4488}Ooh, credit!
{4610}{4670}Hmm!
Mmm!
{4670}{4733}Oh!
Ah!
{4788}{4848}Thank you, God.
{4848}{4908}May I help you?
{4908}{4966}We're just browsing.|Thank you.
{4966}{5084}I'd like to see your finest RV.|Do you have something that's|better than the Land Behemoth?
{5086}{5183}Yes we do.
That would be|the Ultimate Behemoth.
{5186}{5288}- Where is it?|- You are standing in its presence.
{5290}{5375}- Behold!|- Oh, wow!
{5378}{5489}Would you look at this thing?|Man built this.
It's a vehicle.
{5491}{5549}Does it have|its own satellite dish, sir?
{5551}{5674}You can tell your son|it has its own satellite.
{5678}{5788}The Van Star One, launched last Februay,|just for this thing, that's all.
{5791}{5878}- Whoa, man!|- I'm not sure that we can afford-- {5881}{5956}- Does it have a deep fryer?|- It has four of them-- {5956}{6016}one for each part|of the chicken.
{6016}{6070}I don't think|we can afford this.
{6073}{6190}Let's worry about that later.
Come on.|Let's take a tour.
Want to?
Come on {6295}{6375}- Ay, caramba.|- This is better than our house.
{6379}{6439}Wait till Flanders|gets a load of this.
{6441}{6529}Seems so expensive.
{6531}{6621}- Hey!
{6621}{6681}- How much is it?|- Oh.
{6681}{6804}You're a man of your convict--|You just wanted to ask that|and blurted it out, didn't ya?
{6807}{6882}- Yeah.
How much is it?|- Well, {6885}{6972}first of all, I want you to know|I like your face.
{6975}{7041}- You do?|- I really do.
{7041}{7134}I'm not saying that.
I mean it.|You got color in there.
{7136}{7194}- You're not Roman, are you?|- No!
{7194}{7260}Look like a god, sort of.
{7260}{7344}Why don't we step|into the credit office, Zeus?
{7346}{7434}Hey, your dad's gonna just go in here, {7436}{7496}work it out and you'll,|you'll drive home in this!
{7499}{7616}I'm not gonna quote you|a price till I check your credit rating.
{7619}{7739}And let me-- I want to make myself|clear on this.
This is a formality.
{7739}{7817}If you're saying to me,|" Bob, is this guy good for it?"
{7820}{7942}I say,"Yes."
I don't check|this machine, but I don't own the place, {7942}{8002}even though my name's up there.
{8002}{8116}Long story, but that|doesn't matter.
I'm gonna have|to run it through the computer.
{8182}{8257}Is that a good siren?|Am I approved?
{8257}{8339}You ever known a siren to be good?
{8341}{8440}No, Mr.
Simpson, it's not.|It's a bad siren.
{8444}{8519}That's the computer in case|I went blind, telling me, {8521}{8605}"Sell the vehicle to this fella,|and you're out of business."
{8609}{8659}- That's what the siren says.|- Oh.
{8662}{8770}Seems the Ultimate Behemoth|is a wee bit out of your price range.
{8772}{8854}And "weebit"|is me bein' polite.
{8857}{8937}You couldn't afford this thing|if you lived to be a million.
{8941}{9040}Don't you have something that|isn't out of my price range?
{9042}{9111}I don't wanna go away|empty-handed, Bob.
{9111}{9205}Take it easy there.
Don't ruin|this feeling I'm gettin' from ya.
{9207}{9280}Perhaps I can show you|something, uh...
{9282}{9349}a little more you.
{9409}{9465}Well, what do you think?
{9469}{9534}- You gotta be kidding me.
{9537}{9604}- Used, isn't it?|- What'd you say?
{9604}{9729}- Uh, is it used?|- Mr.
Simpson, you're never|gonna own a better RV.
{9732}{9792}I don't mean that in a good way.|I mean literally.
{9792}{9867}This is it for you, you know?|It's this or a wagon.
{9867}{9930}Then...
uh, how much|do you want for it?
{9930}{10020}This is yours.
You're not|gonna hand it to someone else?
{10022}{10097}'Cause I'm gonna give you a price for|you.
Someone else, I'm doublin' this.
{10097}{10157}- I swear it, Bob.|- This is you and me.
{10157}{10256}- Yeah.|- Two months from now,|your head's in that window.
{10260}{10340}- On my honor.|- 350 a month.
{10344}{10448}Oh, well, I don't know.
Would it be all|right ifl conferred with my family?
{10451}{10550}Mr.
Simpson, if you have to talk it over|with those humans out there, {10553}{10610}there's something wrong|with all of us.
{10613}{10751}You look like a man able to make|a decision.
See that man over there?
{10751}{10817}- Yeah.|- He's buying this.
Did you know that?
{10817}{10937}Called me, said, "Save the little one.|I'm coming."
Here he is.
{10940}{11026}- Now you want it or not?|- All right, all right.
I'll take it!
{11030}{11146}Best decision you ever made.|You are gonna-- You are gonna--|This is gonna change your life.
{11302}{11413}Hey, Flanders.|Look what I got.
{11416}{11515}Oh, she's a beaut!|Hey, congratulations!
{11515}{11578}I'm sure you'll have|loads of fun.
{11581}{11673}Jealous.
Eveybody ready?
{11680}{11737}I hate this.|I don't wanna go.
{11740}{11817}That's the spirit.|Ready or not, nature, {11817}{11881}here we come!
{12051}{12145}Turkey farm, skunks, slaughterhouse?|- No, no, no.
{12147}{12241}- What are you doing back there?|- We're playing,"What's that odor?"
{12241}{12285}- Dad's feet?|- Bart!
{12288}{12340}- You win, Bart.|- Lisa!
{12342}{12465}- Are we there yet, Dad?|- I'll tell you when.|Go back to your smell game.
{12597}{12666}Homer, I'm telling you.
{12668}{12762}- This is not the interstate.|- Maps.
{12765}{12861}Shouldn't we stop somewhere|and ask for directions?
{12863}{12962}Don't worry.|This is an all-terrain vehicle.
{13050}{13112}My feet are getting wet!
{13116}{13208}Oh, come on.|We're getting back to nature.
{13211}{13292}- Mom, I'm scared.|- We all are, dear.
{13292}{13382}Your father says there's nothing|to worry about.
{13783}{13879}- What do you think?|Should we stop here?|- Yes!
{13882}{13933}All righty.
{14038}{14111}- Well, here we are.
{14443}{14563}Okay, nobody move, and nobody panic.
{14563}{14692}When I give the word,|everyone, ever so slowly, {14694}{14787}open your door and slide out.
{14791}{14872}On the count of three.
One-- {15291}{15414}The Simpsons|have entered the forest.
{15618}{15728}Well, ha, ha.|Now we get a chance to be real pioneers.
{15732}{15807}Yes, sir.|This is a real adventure.
{15809}{15938}Why, I bet there are people|who would trade eveything they|have in the world for this.
{15942}{16019}- You mean, like we just did?
{16022}{16112}- Will somebody help her?|- Look, Maggie.
Birdies.
{16221}{16292}Oh, Homer,|what are we going to do?
{16296}{16397}Now don't worry.|Our situation isn't as bad as it seems.
{16397}{16487}And you're forgetting.|I'm an experienced woodsman.
{16489}{16609}Now you all stay here while I go over|this way and try to get my bearings.
{16807}{16901}What am I gonna do?|I've murdered us all!
{16903}{16997}I've murdered us all!|I've murdered us all!
{16999}{17083}- Shut up!|- Shut up!
Shut up!
{17083}{17130}- D-oh!|- D-oh!
D-oh!
{17209}{17278}- There.
Finished.|- You are?
{17280}{17340}Well, it's a quick job,|but it's shelter.
{17340}{17386}- It is?|- Uh-huh.
{17386}{17464}Okay.
We'll be back with help|before you know it.
{17464}{17548}You girls just stay here|and relax.
{17550}{17643}Remember, the handle of the Big Dipper|points to the North Star.
{17647}{17767}That's nice, Lisa,|but we're not in astronomy class.
{17769}{17814}We're in the woods.
{18057}{18120}Should Maggie|be going with them?
{18123}{18222}I don't think they'll be gone|long, and she's in good hands.
{18374}{18449}- There aren't any dangerous animals...
{18453}{18509}in the forest, are there, Dad?
{18513}{18623}Might be a few, but don't worry.|If you leave them alone,|they'll leave you alone.
{18627}{18710}- It's a deal.|- And remember not to act afraid.
{18710}{18798}Animals can smell fear,|and they don't like it.
{18800}{18917}- Besides, there's|nothing to be afraid of.|- Right.
{18957}{19028}- A rattler!
{19032}{19097}- I'm not afraid!|- Run, you fool!
{19474}{19544}Through here, boy.|Back to civilization.
{19547}{19628}- How do you know?|- When you're an experienced|woodsman like me, {19630}{19688}you get a feel|for these things.
{19690}{19763}It becomes natural,|like a third sense.
{20347}{20422}The boys certainly|are taking a long time.
{20424}{20518}I hope Maggie isn't|slowing them up too much.
{21140}{21206}Bart!
Where are you, Bart?
{21210}{21309}His lucky red hat.|Oh, dear God!
{21311}{21378}No!
Bart!
{21380}{21453}Bart!
Bart!
{21605}{21728}Oh, Bart!
Oh, Bart, my beautiful son!
{21728}{21791}Why couldn't You|have taken me?
{21794}{21860}of all the fates|on heaven and earth, {21863}{21938}why did this one befall me?
{21941}{22061}- Don't have a cow, Dad.
{22064}{22120}What the-- D-oh!
{22124}{22220}You're alive!
And buck naked.
{22220}{22280}I'm not the only one,|Home boy.
{22283}{22369}What?
Oh!
{22373}{22459}Jungle man.
{22894}{23044}The first thing you learn about|surviving in the woods, boy:|conceal your nakedness.
{23044}{23166}- Yeah, man.|- Okay.
Slap a fern on there, boy.
{23170}{23239}And now with some mud.
{23239}{23299}There.
Ooh!
{23299}{23359}That requires a little moss.
{23359}{23460}And some moss for me.|All right.
{23460}{23569}- Ready to hit the town.|- But, Dad, I am so hungry!
{23571}{23652}Can't we eat somethin' first?|I'm starvin', man.
{23655}{23721}Ah, food.|Good thinking, son.
{23724}{23808}This young sapling|ought to do the trick.
{23895}{23972}- What are we gonna do, hang ourselves?|- No!
{23976}{24071}This is a trap.
It's gonna catch|us our dinner.
Come on, boy.
{24075}{24161}Shh!
just watch.
{24225}{24281}Oooh!
{24320}{24377}A-ha!
Got him!
{24491}{24560}- Okay, okay.
{24564}{24647}This time I'll just|go into the bushes over there, {24650}{24731}make a lot of noise|and flush out a rabbit.
{24734}{24802}And when he comes out,|you step on him.
{24806}{24847}Right, Dad.
{24911}{24976}- Get 'em off me!
{24980}{25046}Get 'em off me!|Get 'em off me!
{25259}{25390}Great camping trip, honey.
Traveled 800|miles, haven't even seen a squirrel yet.
{25394}{25469}Well, the ranger at the gate|said we should watch out for bears.
{25471}{25534}- Oh, bears!|- Mm-hmm.
{25537}{25627}Right, right.
Let me show you|how many bears there are around here.
{25627}{25711}Uh, hello, bears!
{25714}{25789}Um, come on.|Have a donut.
{25792}{25857}Oh, what the heck, have me!|Come and get it!
{25861}{25941}All right, all right.|You made your point.
{25945}{26026}Bears.
{26981}{27105}- I hope Maggie|and the boys are all right.|- Oh, I'm sure they're just fine.
{27107}{27225}After all, we built a fire,|and we don't know anything about nature.
{27227}{27332}Imagine what your father,|an experienced woodsman, has done.
{27332}{27425}Yeah, I suppose so.|Good night, Mom.
{27479}{27545}Good night, dear.
{27596}{27737}G-G-Good n-n-night, D-D-Dad.
{27740}{27821}- G-G-Good n-n-night, son.
{27823}{27911}Sleep tight.
{28372}{28447}- Are we there yet?|- No!
{28450}{28513}- Are we ever gonna be there?|- How would I know?
{28516}{28600}Quit asking pointless-- {28603}{28668}- Bart, look!
{28672}{28741}Honey.
Honey!
{28741}{28855}- We're saved!|- Uh, Homer.
Bees?
{28930}{29001}- How is it?|- Tangy.
{29166}{29235}- What?
{29238}{29355}- Oh, water.
That-a-way, man.
{30023}{30156}Bigfoot.
The legendary half-man|half-ape is no longer a legend.
{30156}{30257}He's very, very real.
What you're about|to see is unedited video footage...
{30260}{30377}taken earlier today in the hills three|miles southwest of Tenderfoot George.
{30572}{30680}Now, the naturalist who took these|absolutely extraordinay pictures...
{30682}{30761}was most impressed with|the creature's uncivilized look, {30763}{30896}it�s foul language and, most of all,|it�s indescribable stench.
{30898}{31003}A popular supermarket tabloid|has offered a reward of$5,000...
{31006}{31078}to anyone who brings in|the creature alive.
{31078}{31160}Naturally, we'll have more|on this stoy as it develops.
{31162}{31237}We now return you to the president's|address already in progress.
{31696}{31782}It looks as if you girls have|been getting along all right, {31786}{31867}but it's a darn good thing|we found you when we did.
{31869}{31944}There's something horrible|roaming these woods.
{31944}{32011}There is?
{32076}{32157}Why, that's my husband!
{32277}{32379}His name isn't Bigfoot.|His name is Homer.
{32517}{32631}- What does it eat?|- I don't understand.|What's this all about?
{32633}{32742}Well, I suppose pork chops|are his favorite.
{32948}{33029}Get those bears out of here.|I'm tying to do an interview.
{33032}{33089}No bears!|We're taping!
{33092}{33152}All bears off the set.
{33263}{33353}Okay.
Now let's get back|to your, uh, husband.
{33353}{33443}How would you describe your|marital relations?
Brutish?
{33443}{33527}- Is this going to be on TV?|- Coast to coast.
{33581}{33668}-just a little further.|- Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
{33671}{33739}-just a little further.|- Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
{33739}{33851}Food!
{34129}{34192}Nice grizzlies.
{34192}{34290}N-Nice grizzlies.|Nice grizzlies.
{34290}{34363}- What do we do, Dad?|- Praise the grizzlies, son.
{34365}{34434}Nice grizzlies.
Nice grizzlies.
{34438}{34518}- That's a good grizzly.
{34522}{34593}Oh.
Oh.
{34717}{34764}- Huh?|- Maggie!
{34767}{34845}Oh, my little girl.
{34848}{34929}Nice grizzlies.|Nice grizzlies.
{34968}{35040}Later, grizzly dudes.
{35502}{35583}Look!
It's him!|It's Bigfoot!
{35585}{35654}- Get in the car!
{35658}{35720}- Get him!
Get him!|- Huh?
{35723}{35792}- We got him!
We got Bigfoot!
{35795}{35877}You are darn lucky we got here|in time to rescue you.
{35877}{36005}- What the hell|are you talking about, sir?|- He's getting away.
After him!
{36008}{36089}We gotta take him alive.|You got that tranquilizer gun ready?
{36370}{36445}Dad!
Oh, Dad!
{36445}{36572}Avenge me, son.|Avenge my death.
{36694}{36812}Last week's capture of Bigfoot|turned into the scientific poser|of the century.
{36814}{36907}Although the creature was ultimately|released, the question remains, {36910}{36967}"Who was this Homer?"
{36970}{37027}Was it a man or was it,|in fact, {37030}{37087}the legendary missing link|known as Bigfoot?
{37090}{37147}Could I have|some applesauce?
{37150}{37243}Specialists gathered at the|Springfield Primate Institute...
{37245}{37327}for a firsthand examination|of the controversial creature.
{37327}{37393}They are now ready|to announce their findings.
{37395}{37468}- Uh, ladies and gentlemen, {37470}{37528}uh, distinguished colleagues, {37530}{37638}after extensive biological|and anatomical testing, {37642}{37785}I regret to announce that the evidence|we have is...
inconclusive.
{37788}{37890}- This thing may or may not be human.
{37893}{37965}- That's what he thinks.
{37968}{38060}I say it's none other|than Bigfoot himself.
{38060}{38139}Oh, no.|I disagree.
I think it is a man.
{38139}{38223}The eyes have the glimmer|of human intelligence.
{38225}{38319}Really.
Glimmer in the eyes.
What|about the sloping ape-like forehead?
{38321}{38409}Oh, the guys at work|are gonna have a field day with this.
{38411}{38480}Cheer up, Homer.|At least they let you go.
{38483}{38591}Gentlemen, gentlemen.|Fraulein, please.
{38594}{38663}This much I believe|we can agree upon: {38666}{38789}this specimen is either|a below-average human being...
{38791}{38861}or...
a brilliant beast.
{38864}{38951}Stupid egghead.
{38951}{39031}- Oh, Homer.
{39031}{39110}My brilliant beast.
{41220}{41276}Shh!