Programa de TV: The Simpsons - 1x11
{2974}{3106}Hi, little fella.|I got some nice juicy flies for you.
{3109}{3190}Geez, Louise.|Look at this mess.
{3193}{3289}I told that boy a billion times|to pick up his jun-- {3409}{3497}I like to play with you.
{3499}{3557}- My back.|- I like to play with you.
{3559}{3640}- There goes my back again.|- I like to play with you.
{3642}{3775}- I like to play with you.|I like to play with you.
{3775}{3850}- I like to play with you.|- Go get help, boy.
{3852}{3981}I like to play with you.|I like to play with you.
{3984}{4063}I like to play with you.
{4065}{4230}- I like to play with you.|- Oh, Maggie.
My poor back.
{4230}{4361}I like to play with you.
{4361}{4494}I like to p--|I like to play-- {4496}{4551}- Dad!
{4553}{4611}Homer, what happened?
{4613}{4734}Oh, the boy.|Bring me the boy.
{4734}{4825}Bart, if you had cleaned up|your room when I asked you to, {4825}{4898}your father's trick back|would still be aligned.
{4898}{4985}So, you'll pick up|this mess right now.
{4985}{5057}- Clumsy Homer.
{5059}{5149}Eveything's always my fault.
{5152}{5231}If he'd just watch out|where he was going.
{5233}{5261}Hello.
What have we here?
{5261}{5308}Hello.
What have we here?
{5311}{5377}A cherry bomb.
{5380}{5449}I thought I blew|all you guys up.
{5525}{5595}People, people, no rough-housing|on the monkey bars.
{5595}{5692}You there.
Tuck in your shirt.|Watch it.
I saw that.
{5692}{5811}You certainly have done|awfully well for yourself, Spanky.
{5814}{5913}Mother, please don't call me Spanky|on school grounds.
{5917}{6017}- Wow!
A cherry bomb!|- What are you going|to do with it, Bart?
{6017}{6081}- Watch out, Bart.
It's Skinner!|- Uh-oh.
{6135}{6211}Good morning, Mr.
Skinner.
{6213}{6270}Morning, boys.
{6272}{6360}Why haven't you introduced me|to your students, Spanky?
{6423}{6486}- Well?|- Mother, I would like you to meet...
{6489}{6633}Milhouse, Lewis, Richard|and Bart Simpson.
{6633}{6714}This is the Bart Simpson|you're always talking about?
{6717}{6791}- Mm-hmm.|- But he looks so sweet.
{6793}{6914}- I am, Ma'am.|- Simpson!
Let's move on|now, Mother, shall we?
{6918}{6974}- Bye, Spanky.
{7018}{7076}So, you're gonna flush it?
{7079}{7145}What can I say?|I've got a weakness for the classics.
{7148}{7231}I think I need to make a stop|at the little girls' room.
{7234}{7318}Okay, Mother.
This way.
{7387}{7454}So long, sucker.
{7627}{7747}- Now hold it right there,|you little-- Mother?|- Spanky?
{7749}{7837}Oh, Marge, I still hurt.
{7840}{7936}Marge.
Marge!
{7939}{8037}Oh, Homer.
How many times|do I have to fluff your pillow?
{8041}{8131}Actually, I was wondering if you|could make me a grilled cheese sandwich.
{8131}{8225}- Well, okay.|- Make sure it's squished flat|and crunchy on the outside.
{8229}{8289}I know how you like 'em, Homer.
{8289}{8367}And maybe some of those|little wieners that come in a can?
{8371}{8448}Oh, and some fruit cocktail|in heavy syrup.
{8534}{8640}- Marge.
{8640}{8699}Marge.
{8699}{8808}Marge, get the door!
{8879}{8956}- Principal Skinner!
{8960}{9016}Hello, Mrs.
Simpson.|I'm afraid there's been...
{9020}{9098}- a very disturbing incident|at school today.|- I'm outta here.
{9137}{9196}Homer, Principal Skinner is here.
{9196}{9308}Hello, Principal Skinner.|I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
{9308}{9368}Mm-hmm.|I understand completely.
{9368}{9427}The disturbing incident I was|referring to happened this morning...
{9430}{9550}when your son flushed an explosive|device down the boys' lavatory.
{9550}{9625}- That ol' gag.|- Unfortunately, at the same moment, {9625}{9715}my mother was in the girls' lavatoy|making use of the facilities.
{9715}{9781}- Oh, dear.|- Mr.
and Mrs.
Simpson, {9784}{9844}we have transcended incorrigible.
{9848}{9931}I don't think suspension|or expulsion will do the trick.
{9933}{10032}I think it behooves us all|to consider...
deportation.
{10036}{10142}Deportation?
You mean|kick Bart out of the county?
{10144}{10296}- Hear him out, Marge.|- Well, perhaps I was being|a tad glib.
Let me explain.
{10300}{10398}Our elementay school participates|in a foreign exchange program.
{10401}{10527}Normally, a student is selected|on the basis of academic|excellence or intelligence, {10527}{10634}but in Bart's case,|I'm prepared to make a big exception.
{10638}{10731}And if you're willing to play along,|he can spend the next three months...
{10733}{10800}studying far, far away.
{10802}{10902}Sounds great.
Although, a kid|can't learn much in just three months.
{10902}{10971}Homer, you didn't even ask|where Bart would be going.
{10973}{11031}Actually, he'd be staying|in France, {11033}{11106}in a lovely chateau|in the heart of the wine county.
{11109}{11164}But Bart doesn't speak French.
{11168}{11224}Oh, when he's totally immersed|in a foreign language, {11228}{11306}- the average child|can become fluent in weeks.|- Yeah, but what about Bart?
{11310}{11369}I'm sure he'll pick up|enough to get by.
{11371}{11428}And, uh, the whole thing|won't cost you a dime, {11432}{11488}as long as you're willing|to take in a student of your own.
{11492}{11548}Wait a minute, Skinner.
{11552}{11608}How do we know|some principal in France...
{11611}{11677}isn't pulling|the same scam you are?
{11677}{11792}For one thing, you wouldn't|be getting a French boy.|You'd be getting an Albanian.
{11794}{11856}- You mean all white with pink eyes?|- No.
No, no, no.
{11860}{11970}A student from Albania.|It's a county on the Adriatic Sea.
{11974}{12061}Well, going to France|sounds like a fantastic opportunity, {12064}{12130}but I think Bart|should have a say in this.
{12132}{12249}The life of a frog.|That's the life for me.
{12253}{12402}Bart, how would you like to spend|the next three months living in France?
{12405}{12495}France?
Wow!
{12498}{12576}He makes me crazy|12 months a year.
{12578}{12639}- At least you get the summer off.|- Mm-hmm.
{12639}{12731}- And I get to take a plane|there, wouldn't I, Mom?|- Yes, Bart.
{12731}{12795}- Wow!
And one back?|- Mm-hmm.
{12798}{12906}Well, Bart seems very enthusiastic|about the idea.
{12909}{12999}- Yes, baby!|- Way to go!
{13001}{13064}Bon voyage, boy.
{13229}{13339}Good-bye, my special--|my special little guy.
{13343}{13412}You will write us, won't you?
{13415}{13472}- All the time.|- What do you know about France?
{13475}{13533}I know I'm going,|and you're not.
{13535}{13592}I'm gonna miss you, son.
{13594}{13672}And listen, while you're seeing|all those great sights, {13676}{13778}always remember that|you're representing your county.
{13781}{13837}I guess what I'm saying is, {13841}{13916}don't mess up France|the way you messed up your room.
{13916}{14005}- Okay, Dad.|- Is one of you going to be|on the charter flight?
{14005}{14068}- Yes, sir.|- Mm-hmm.
Come along.
{14070}{14137}- Bye.|- Be good.|- We'll miss you.
{15164}{15251}Hey, man, watch it.|Ooh!
Oh!
Ow!
{15314}{15410}Oh!
Hey, man.|It's me, Bart Simpson.
{15410}{15467}- Okay, kid.
Let's go.|- Hey!
{15471}{15551}Every little breeze|seems to whisper Louise {15554}{15683}Birds in the trees|seem to|Louise {15683}{15796}La la la laa|La la la la la|Ooh la la!
{15800}{15869}How much longer, sir?
{15869}{15929}This is where|we're going, right?
{15929}{16023}Chateau Mah-son.
{16342}{16414}Eww.
What a dump.
{16540}{16641}You know, in Albania, the unit|of currency is called The lek.
{16645}{16722}You gotta be kiddin'.
The lek.
{16724}{16806}And the national flag is|a two-headed eagle on a red field.
{16806}{16875}Give me the old|stars and stripes.
{16875}{16964}And the main export is|furious political thought.
{16968}{17039}- Political what?|- Trans Albanian Airlines,|flight number two, {17039}{17103}Tirana to Springfield,|is now arriving.
{17106}{17164}Welcome to your new home.
{17166}{17222}Escape is impossible.
{17225}{17307}My name is Cesar.|This is my nephew, Ugolin.
{17309}{17378}You may find life here|at the chateau hard, {17382}{17468}but if you shut up|and do exactly what we say, {17470}{17528}the time will pass|more quickly.
{17530}{17627}- He's right, you know.|- Well, okay, sir.
{17716}{17798}- Adil?|- Mother?
{17798}{17891}Well, I guess for the next few months,|yes, I will be your mother.
{17895}{18001}And this must be Lisa and Maggie.
{18004}{18124}And you must be|my new father, Homer.
{18124}{18205}Affectionate little Albanian,|isn't he?
{18540}{18610}Hey, come on, guys.|Quit being so grabby.
{18613}{18705}- Sorry, man.
Be my guest.
{18744}{18804}You may find his accent peculiar.
{18808}{18889}Certain aspects of his culture|may seem absurd, {18889}{18953}perhaps even offensive.
{18953}{19048}But I urge you all to give little Adil|the benefit of the doubt.
{19050}{19132}In this way,|and only in this way, {19132}{19247}can we hope to better understand our|backward neighbours throughout the world.
{19320}{19387}Thank you, Principal Skinner.
{19389}{19446}Thank you, fellow students.
{19448}{19541}Although I have only been|in your county a few days, {19545}{19682}I have already found Americans|to be most...
trusting.
{19684}{19760}Although, officially,|I am required to hate you, {19763}{19854}I want you to know|I do not feel it in my heart.
{20114}{20203}Hurry up, boy.
My grapes|are waiting for their water.
{20330}{20395}How can you defend a country...
{20398}{20494}where 5% of the people|control 95% of the wealth?
{20494}{20631}I'm defending a county|where people can think, act|and worship anyway they want.
{20634}{20707}- Can not.
Can not.|- Can too.
Can too.
{20709}{20803}Please, please, kids.|Stop fighting.
{20806}{20901}Maybe Lisa's right about America|being a land of opportunity, {20904}{20977}and maybe Adil has a point|about the machinery of capitalism...
{20979}{21046}being oiled with the blood|of the workers.
{21046}{21153}Your father is right.|We should not fight.
Friends?
{21153}{21222}Well, okay.
{21225}{21297}Well, now that that's settled,|I'll just clear the dishes.
{21301}{21395}No, no, Mrs.
Simpson.
You have been|oppressed enough for today.
{21395}{21474}- I will clear the dishes.|- Oh.
Okay.
{21477}{21558}Did you see that?
{21561}{21639}You know, Marge, this is the way|I've always wanted it to be.
{21641}{21725}We've become|a fully functioning family unit.
{21729}{21785}We've always blamed ourselves, {21788}{21872}but I guess it's pretty clear|which cylinder wasn't firing.
{21872}{21948}- Homer!|- Your paper-thin commitment|to your children...
{21950}{22007}sends shivers down my spine.
{22010}{22070}- May I be excused?|- Lisa!
{22072}{22145}Oh, she's just jealous.|She'll get over it.
{22147}{22235}And if she doesn't,|we can always exchange her.
{22238}{22300}- Homer!|-just kidding.
{22426}{22484}Can I have something|to go with my turnip?
{22486}{22576}Quiet!
When you work like a man,|we will feed you like one.
{22578}{22675}- Now go to sleep!
{22783}{22882}Hey, hey, come on.|Move it, pal.
{22885}{22977}You leave Maurice alone.|The floor is good enough for you.
{22981}{23037}You go to sleep there.
{23251}{23349}- Nice and cozy, Adil?|- Yes.
Thank you, Father.
{23352}{23412}Look, Adil, you can call me Dad.
{23412}{23472}All right, Dad.
{23472}{23546}Aw!
You called me Dad.
{23549}{23658}Dad, do you think I could come visit you|at the nuclear power plant?
{23661}{23751}- You wanna see where I work?|- Oh, yes, vey much.
{23753}{23862}None of my biological kids|ever wanted to see me at work.
{23864}{23937}- Then I can go?|- Well, I'll have to pull|a few strings...
{23939}{24035}with the boys in security,|but sure, you bet.
{24038}{24110}Excellent.
{24110}{24171}Now watch me.
{24171}{24256}You grab the grape|between your thumb and forefinger...
{24256}{24383}and gently twist it off|and drop it in the bucket.
{24385}{24443}Now you do it.
{24445}{24562}Very good.|Now do it a million times.
{24565}{24647}See these?
American doughnuts.
{24649}{24745}Glazed, powdered|and raspbery-filled.
{24747}{24856}Now how's that for freedom of choice?
{24856}{24964}Dad, do you think I might see|your plutonium isolation module?
{24964}{25060}Uh...
maybe.|Hold on a second.
{25062}{25120}- Hey, Lenny.|- Hmm?
{25123}{25185}Does this place have one of|those plutonium isolation deals?
{25189}{25251}- Yeah, over in sector 12.|- Sector 12?
{25254}{25362}- Third floor, by the candy machines.|- Oh, that sector 12.
{25365}{25434}Come along, Adil.
{25587}{25644}Ungrateful swine!
{25647}{25707}We give you food,|we give you shelter, {25709}{25776}and this is how you repay us!
{25778}{25907}- You little shutterbug.
{26087}{26147}Cheese!
{26147}{26207}Cheese!
{26207}{26267}Oh, wait a minute.
{26267}{26348}Stupid grapes.
{26351}{26449}Bunch of creeps!|I hate France!
{26557}{26642}You sure have taken a shine|to little Adil.
{26645}{26752}Well, he sure makes life a lot easier|around here.
You have to admit that.
{26755}{26836}Well, okay, I will,|if you admit you love Bart.
{26839}{26915}Okay.
Okay.|I love Bart.
{26917}{26974}- Well?|- What?
{26976}{27030}Well?
{27034}{27112}Oh, Adil's a vey sweet boy.
{27114}{27170}Darn tootin'.
{28109}{28213}"Dear Bart, How is France?
{28217}{28274}I don't know why|you haven't written.
{28277}{28340}I guess you're just|having too much fun."
{28343}{28466}- Oh, yeah, right.|- Silence!
{28466}{28568}"Everyone here|in the United States is fine.
{28571}{28676}We think Maggie may say|her first word any day now.
{28678}{28738}Lisa got an A in math, {28738}{28846}which I'm only mentioning as news.|I'm not putting you down.
{28846}{29008}And your father, well...|last night, he went to sleep...
{29011}{29089}talking about|how much he loves you."
{29092}{29169}Oh.
{29173}{29268}"Remember to dress warm and try|to be as helpful as you can...
{29272}{29329}to your adopted parents.
{29332}{29400}All my love.
Mom."
{29403}{29506}Oh.
{30428}{30488}What are you doing?|Get out of here!
{30488}{30552}Sorry.
{30554}{30725}On second thought, Bart.|Bart, come here.
{30877}{30934}- Drink this.|- No, thanks.
{30938}{31007}Do not worry.|This is France.
{31009}{31113}It is customary for children|to take a little wine now and then.
{31117}{31180}Yeah, but it's got|antifreeze in there.
{31182}{31273}- Drink it!|- Oh!
{31759}{31818}Ooh!
{31818}{31878}Oh, Bart.
{32127}{32187}Oh.
{32475}{32530}You're a policeman, aren't you?
{32534}{32603}Excusez-moi.|Jeneparlepas Anglais.
{32603}{32730}But you gotta help me.|These two guys I'm staying with,|they work me day and night.
{32732}{32804}They don't feed me.|They make me sleep on the-- {32867}{32948}I--|I don't want a piece of candy.
{32951}{33058}I need your-- {33061}{33122}Come on, Mister.|Can you help me?
{33197}{33256}Oh, forget it.
{33256}{33334}I'm so stupid.
{33336}{33427}Anybody could have learned|this dumb language by now.
{33431}{33499}Here I've listened to nothing|but French for the past...
{34443}{34502}Honey, I'm home.
{34502}{34589}Hello, Homer.|What's that?
{34589}{34649}Oh, just some blueprints|Adil wanted.
{34649}{34733}I'm telling you,|he's such a curious little dickens.
{34733}{34850}I bet he could build|a nuclear power plant if he wanted to.
{34852}{34946}Allright, Sparrow.|Weknow you're in there.
{34948}{35008}We'll give you one minute|to surrender.
{35012}{35098}Oh, my!
{35101}{35227}Ooh, trouble in the neighbourhood.|Let's check it out.
{35227}{35293}I'm his neighbour.|What did he do?
{35296}{35395}Well, sir, we--|Well, sir, we've been on the trail...
{35395}{35473}of a spy transmitting|highly confidential information...
{35475}{35533}- to an unfriendly nation.|- Ooh!
{35536}{35596}Mm-hmm.
Through the use|of radio triangulation, {35598}{35691}- we tracked him to exactly this point.|- Wow.
{35694}{35752}- That's all I can tell you.|- Aw.
{35754}{35814}All right.
Well, the name of|his county starts with the letter "A."
{35818}{35877}- Hmm.
Ooh!|- Time's up, Sparrow.
{35881}{35931}We're coming inafter you.
{35934}{36030}Oh, gee whiz.
Adil would get|a kick out of seeing this.
{36033}{36091}- Adil?|- The Sparrow!
{36174}{36255}Adil.
Oh, there you are.
{36255}{36330}Get him!
{36783}{36857}- Au revoir, suckers.
{37073}{37133}So, he's going to prison?
{37133}{37252}No.
We've arranged an exchange for|one ofour own men caught in Albania.
{37285}{37345}So, Sparrow, we meet again.
{37345}{37447}Yes.
Sometimes I think|I am getting too old for this game.
{37450}{37507}Okay, kids.|Let's hurry it up.
{37510}{37589}Good-bye, Simpsons.|Thank you for your hospitality.
{37589}{37728}I hope this experience will not sour you|on the student exchange program.
{37780}{37875}- Good-bye, Adil.|- Have a nice trip.
{37878}{38013}Good-bye, Adil.
I'll send you|those civil defense plans you wanted.
{38013}{38091}Air France, flight|dix-neufcentquatre-vingtshuit, {38095}{38166}Paris to Springfield,|is now arriving.
{38245}{38305}Look, Mom.
There he is!
{38305}{38397}- Oh, Bart, my baby boy.
Welcome home.|- Hey, where's the big guy?
{38399}{38481}He means me.
{38483}{38541}- Hey, boy.|- Hey, Homer.
{38543}{38642}He brought us gifts.|His first unselfish act.
{38645}{38757}So, basically, I met|one nice French person.
{38759}{38864}Bart, I have something to say that's|gonna bother me if I don't say it.
{38866}{38935}- It's good to see you.|- Same here.
{38939}{39038}I'd love a glass|of that wine Bart brought us.
{39038}{39143}Sorry, Marge.
Some wise guy|stuck a cork in the bottle.
{39214}{39344}You hear that, Marge?|My boy speaks French.
{40116}{40243}Subtitles By|Captions, Inc.
Los Angeles {41392}{41450}Shh!
{3109}{3190}Geez, Louise.|Look at this mess.
{3193}{3289}I told that boy a billion times|to pick up his jun-- {3409}{3497}I like to play with you.
{3499}{3557}- My back.|- I like to play with you.
{3559}{3640}- There goes my back again.|- I like to play with you.
{3642}{3775}- I like to play with you.|I like to play with you.
{3775}{3850}- I like to play with you.|- Go get help, boy.
{3852}{3981}I like to play with you.|I like to play with you.
{3984}{4063}I like to play with you.
{4065}{4230}- I like to play with you.|- Oh, Maggie.
My poor back.
{4230}{4361}I like to play with you.
{4361}{4494}I like to p--|I like to play-- {4496}{4551}- Dad!
{4553}{4611}Homer, what happened?
{4613}{4734}Oh, the boy.|Bring me the boy.
{4734}{4825}Bart, if you had cleaned up|your room when I asked you to, {4825}{4898}your father's trick back|would still be aligned.
{4898}{4985}So, you'll pick up|this mess right now.
{4985}{5057}- Clumsy Homer.
{5059}{5149}Eveything's always my fault.
{5152}{5231}If he'd just watch out|where he was going.
{5233}{5261}Hello.
What have we here?
{5261}{5308}Hello.
What have we here?
{5311}{5377}A cherry bomb.
{5380}{5449}I thought I blew|all you guys up.
{5525}{5595}People, people, no rough-housing|on the monkey bars.
{5595}{5692}You there.
Tuck in your shirt.|Watch it.
I saw that.
{5692}{5811}You certainly have done|awfully well for yourself, Spanky.
{5814}{5913}Mother, please don't call me Spanky|on school grounds.
{5917}{6017}- Wow!
A cherry bomb!|- What are you going|to do with it, Bart?
{6017}{6081}- Watch out, Bart.
It's Skinner!|- Uh-oh.
{6135}{6211}Good morning, Mr.
Skinner.
{6213}{6270}Morning, boys.
{6272}{6360}Why haven't you introduced me|to your students, Spanky?
{6423}{6486}- Well?|- Mother, I would like you to meet...
{6489}{6633}Milhouse, Lewis, Richard|and Bart Simpson.
{6633}{6714}This is the Bart Simpson|you're always talking about?
{6717}{6791}- Mm-hmm.|- But he looks so sweet.
{6793}{6914}- I am, Ma'am.|- Simpson!
Let's move on|now, Mother, shall we?
{6918}{6974}- Bye, Spanky.
{7018}{7076}So, you're gonna flush it?
{7079}{7145}What can I say?|I've got a weakness for the classics.
{7148}{7231}I think I need to make a stop|at the little girls' room.
{7234}{7318}Okay, Mother.
This way.
{7387}{7454}So long, sucker.
{7627}{7747}- Now hold it right there,|you little-- Mother?|- Spanky?
{7749}{7837}Oh, Marge, I still hurt.
{7840}{7936}Marge.
Marge!
{7939}{8037}Oh, Homer.
How many times|do I have to fluff your pillow?
{8041}{8131}Actually, I was wondering if you|could make me a grilled cheese sandwich.
{8131}{8225}- Well, okay.|- Make sure it's squished flat|and crunchy on the outside.
{8229}{8289}I know how you like 'em, Homer.
{8289}{8367}And maybe some of those|little wieners that come in a can?
{8371}{8448}Oh, and some fruit cocktail|in heavy syrup.
{8534}{8640}- Marge.
{8640}{8699}Marge.
{8699}{8808}Marge, get the door!
{8879}{8956}- Principal Skinner!
{8960}{9016}Hello, Mrs.
Simpson.|I'm afraid there's been...
{9020}{9098}- a very disturbing incident|at school today.|- I'm outta here.
{9137}{9196}Homer, Principal Skinner is here.
{9196}{9308}Hello, Principal Skinner.|I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
{9308}{9368}Mm-hmm.|I understand completely.
{9368}{9427}The disturbing incident I was|referring to happened this morning...
{9430}{9550}when your son flushed an explosive|device down the boys' lavatory.
{9550}{9625}- That ol' gag.|- Unfortunately, at the same moment, {9625}{9715}my mother was in the girls' lavatoy|making use of the facilities.
{9715}{9781}- Oh, dear.|- Mr.
and Mrs.
Simpson, {9784}{9844}we have transcended incorrigible.
{9848}{9931}I don't think suspension|or expulsion will do the trick.
{9933}{10032}I think it behooves us all|to consider...
deportation.
{10036}{10142}Deportation?
You mean|kick Bart out of the county?
{10144}{10296}- Hear him out, Marge.|- Well, perhaps I was being|a tad glib.
Let me explain.
{10300}{10398}Our elementay school participates|in a foreign exchange program.
{10401}{10527}Normally, a student is selected|on the basis of academic|excellence or intelligence, {10527}{10634}but in Bart's case,|I'm prepared to make a big exception.
{10638}{10731}And if you're willing to play along,|he can spend the next three months...
{10733}{10800}studying far, far away.
{10802}{10902}Sounds great.
Although, a kid|can't learn much in just three months.
{10902}{10971}Homer, you didn't even ask|where Bart would be going.
{10973}{11031}Actually, he'd be staying|in France, {11033}{11106}in a lovely chateau|in the heart of the wine county.
{11109}{11164}But Bart doesn't speak French.
{11168}{11224}Oh, when he's totally immersed|in a foreign language, {11228}{11306}- the average child|can become fluent in weeks.|- Yeah, but what about Bart?
{11310}{11369}I'm sure he'll pick up|enough to get by.
{11371}{11428}And, uh, the whole thing|won't cost you a dime, {11432}{11488}as long as you're willing|to take in a student of your own.
{11492}{11548}Wait a minute, Skinner.
{11552}{11608}How do we know|some principal in France...
{11611}{11677}isn't pulling|the same scam you are?
{11677}{11792}For one thing, you wouldn't|be getting a French boy.|You'd be getting an Albanian.
{11794}{11856}- You mean all white with pink eyes?|- No.
No, no, no.
{11860}{11970}A student from Albania.|It's a county on the Adriatic Sea.
{11974}{12061}Well, going to France|sounds like a fantastic opportunity, {12064}{12130}but I think Bart|should have a say in this.
{12132}{12249}The life of a frog.|That's the life for me.
{12253}{12402}Bart, how would you like to spend|the next three months living in France?
{12405}{12495}France?
Wow!
{12498}{12576}He makes me crazy|12 months a year.
{12578}{12639}- At least you get the summer off.|- Mm-hmm.
{12639}{12731}- And I get to take a plane|there, wouldn't I, Mom?|- Yes, Bart.
{12731}{12795}- Wow!
And one back?|- Mm-hmm.
{12798}{12906}Well, Bart seems very enthusiastic|about the idea.
{12909}{12999}- Yes, baby!|- Way to go!
{13001}{13064}Bon voyage, boy.
{13229}{13339}Good-bye, my special--|my special little guy.
{13343}{13412}You will write us, won't you?
{13415}{13472}- All the time.|- What do you know about France?
{13475}{13533}I know I'm going,|and you're not.
{13535}{13592}I'm gonna miss you, son.
{13594}{13672}And listen, while you're seeing|all those great sights, {13676}{13778}always remember that|you're representing your county.
{13781}{13837}I guess what I'm saying is, {13841}{13916}don't mess up France|the way you messed up your room.
{13916}{14005}- Okay, Dad.|- Is one of you going to be|on the charter flight?
{14005}{14068}- Yes, sir.|- Mm-hmm.
Come along.
{14070}{14137}- Bye.|- Be good.|- We'll miss you.
{15164}{15251}Hey, man, watch it.|Ooh!
Oh!
Ow!
{15314}{15410}Oh!
Hey, man.|It's me, Bart Simpson.
{15410}{15467}- Okay, kid.
Let's go.|- Hey!
{15471}{15551}Every little breeze|seems to whisper Louise {15554}{15683}Birds in the trees|seem to|Louise {15683}{15796}La la la laa|La la la la la|Ooh la la!
{15800}{15869}How much longer, sir?
{15869}{15929}This is where|we're going, right?
{15929}{16023}Chateau Mah-son.
{16342}{16414}Eww.
What a dump.
{16540}{16641}You know, in Albania, the unit|of currency is called The lek.
{16645}{16722}You gotta be kiddin'.
The lek.
{16724}{16806}And the national flag is|a two-headed eagle on a red field.
{16806}{16875}Give me the old|stars and stripes.
{16875}{16964}And the main export is|furious political thought.
{16968}{17039}- Political what?|- Trans Albanian Airlines,|flight number two, {17039}{17103}Tirana to Springfield,|is now arriving.
{17106}{17164}Welcome to your new home.
{17166}{17222}Escape is impossible.
{17225}{17307}My name is Cesar.|This is my nephew, Ugolin.
{17309}{17378}You may find life here|at the chateau hard, {17382}{17468}but if you shut up|and do exactly what we say, {17470}{17528}the time will pass|more quickly.
{17530}{17627}- He's right, you know.|- Well, okay, sir.
{17716}{17798}- Adil?|- Mother?
{17798}{17891}Well, I guess for the next few months,|yes, I will be your mother.
{17895}{18001}And this must be Lisa and Maggie.
{18004}{18124}And you must be|my new father, Homer.
{18124}{18205}Affectionate little Albanian,|isn't he?
{18540}{18610}Hey, come on, guys.|Quit being so grabby.
{18613}{18705}- Sorry, man.
Be my guest.
{18744}{18804}You may find his accent peculiar.
{18808}{18889}Certain aspects of his culture|may seem absurd, {18889}{18953}perhaps even offensive.
{18953}{19048}But I urge you all to give little Adil|the benefit of the doubt.
{19050}{19132}In this way,|and only in this way, {19132}{19247}can we hope to better understand our|backward neighbours throughout the world.
{19320}{19387}Thank you, Principal Skinner.
{19389}{19446}Thank you, fellow students.
{19448}{19541}Although I have only been|in your county a few days, {19545}{19682}I have already found Americans|to be most...
trusting.
{19684}{19760}Although, officially,|I am required to hate you, {19763}{19854}I want you to know|I do not feel it in my heart.
{20114}{20203}Hurry up, boy.
My grapes|are waiting for their water.
{20330}{20395}How can you defend a country...
{20398}{20494}where 5% of the people|control 95% of the wealth?
{20494}{20631}I'm defending a county|where people can think, act|and worship anyway they want.
{20634}{20707}- Can not.
Can not.|- Can too.
Can too.
{20709}{20803}Please, please, kids.|Stop fighting.
{20806}{20901}Maybe Lisa's right about America|being a land of opportunity, {20904}{20977}and maybe Adil has a point|about the machinery of capitalism...
{20979}{21046}being oiled with the blood|of the workers.
{21046}{21153}Your father is right.|We should not fight.
Friends?
{21153}{21222}Well, okay.
{21225}{21297}Well, now that that's settled,|I'll just clear the dishes.
{21301}{21395}No, no, Mrs.
Simpson.
You have been|oppressed enough for today.
{21395}{21474}- I will clear the dishes.|- Oh.
Okay.
{21477}{21558}Did you see that?
{21561}{21639}You know, Marge, this is the way|I've always wanted it to be.
{21641}{21725}We've become|a fully functioning family unit.
{21729}{21785}We've always blamed ourselves, {21788}{21872}but I guess it's pretty clear|which cylinder wasn't firing.
{21872}{21948}- Homer!|- Your paper-thin commitment|to your children...
{21950}{22007}sends shivers down my spine.
{22010}{22070}- May I be excused?|- Lisa!
{22072}{22145}Oh, she's just jealous.|She'll get over it.
{22147}{22235}And if she doesn't,|we can always exchange her.
{22238}{22300}- Homer!|-just kidding.
{22426}{22484}Can I have something|to go with my turnip?
{22486}{22576}Quiet!
When you work like a man,|we will feed you like one.
{22578}{22675}- Now go to sleep!
{22783}{22882}Hey, hey, come on.|Move it, pal.
{22885}{22977}You leave Maurice alone.|The floor is good enough for you.
{22981}{23037}You go to sleep there.
{23251}{23349}- Nice and cozy, Adil?|- Yes.
Thank you, Father.
{23352}{23412}Look, Adil, you can call me Dad.
{23412}{23472}All right, Dad.
{23472}{23546}Aw!
You called me Dad.
{23549}{23658}Dad, do you think I could come visit you|at the nuclear power plant?
{23661}{23751}- You wanna see where I work?|- Oh, yes, vey much.
{23753}{23862}None of my biological kids|ever wanted to see me at work.
{23864}{23937}- Then I can go?|- Well, I'll have to pull|a few strings...
{23939}{24035}with the boys in security,|but sure, you bet.
{24038}{24110}Excellent.
{24110}{24171}Now watch me.
{24171}{24256}You grab the grape|between your thumb and forefinger...
{24256}{24383}and gently twist it off|and drop it in the bucket.
{24385}{24443}Now you do it.
{24445}{24562}Very good.|Now do it a million times.
{24565}{24647}See these?
American doughnuts.
{24649}{24745}Glazed, powdered|and raspbery-filled.
{24747}{24856}Now how's that for freedom of choice?
{24856}{24964}Dad, do you think I might see|your plutonium isolation module?
{24964}{25060}Uh...
maybe.|Hold on a second.
{25062}{25120}- Hey, Lenny.|- Hmm?
{25123}{25185}Does this place have one of|those plutonium isolation deals?
{25189}{25251}- Yeah, over in sector 12.|- Sector 12?
{25254}{25362}- Third floor, by the candy machines.|- Oh, that sector 12.
{25365}{25434}Come along, Adil.
{25587}{25644}Ungrateful swine!
{25647}{25707}We give you food,|we give you shelter, {25709}{25776}and this is how you repay us!
{25778}{25907}- You little shutterbug.
{26087}{26147}Cheese!
{26147}{26207}Cheese!
{26207}{26267}Oh, wait a minute.
{26267}{26348}Stupid grapes.
{26351}{26449}Bunch of creeps!|I hate France!
{26557}{26642}You sure have taken a shine|to little Adil.
{26645}{26752}Well, he sure makes life a lot easier|around here.
You have to admit that.
{26755}{26836}Well, okay, I will,|if you admit you love Bart.
{26839}{26915}Okay.
Okay.|I love Bart.
{26917}{26974}- Well?|- What?
{26976}{27030}Well?
{27034}{27112}Oh, Adil's a vey sweet boy.
{27114}{27170}Darn tootin'.
{28109}{28213}"Dear Bart, How is France?
{28217}{28274}I don't know why|you haven't written.
{28277}{28340}I guess you're just|having too much fun."
{28343}{28466}- Oh, yeah, right.|- Silence!
{28466}{28568}"Everyone here|in the United States is fine.
{28571}{28676}We think Maggie may say|her first word any day now.
{28678}{28738}Lisa got an A in math, {28738}{28846}which I'm only mentioning as news.|I'm not putting you down.
{28846}{29008}And your father, well...|last night, he went to sleep...
{29011}{29089}talking about|how much he loves you."
{29092}{29169}Oh.
{29173}{29268}"Remember to dress warm and try|to be as helpful as you can...
{29272}{29329}to your adopted parents.
{29332}{29400}All my love.
Mom."
{29403}{29506}Oh.
{30428}{30488}What are you doing?|Get out of here!
{30488}{30552}Sorry.
{30554}{30725}On second thought, Bart.|Bart, come here.
{30877}{30934}- Drink this.|- No, thanks.
{30938}{31007}Do not worry.|This is France.
{31009}{31113}It is customary for children|to take a little wine now and then.
{31117}{31180}Yeah, but it's got|antifreeze in there.
{31182}{31273}- Drink it!|- Oh!
{31759}{31818}Ooh!
{31818}{31878}Oh, Bart.
{32127}{32187}Oh.
{32475}{32530}You're a policeman, aren't you?
{32534}{32603}Excusez-moi.|Jeneparlepas Anglais.
{32603}{32730}But you gotta help me.|These two guys I'm staying with,|they work me day and night.
{32732}{32804}They don't feed me.|They make me sleep on the-- {32867}{32948}I--|I don't want a piece of candy.
{32951}{33058}I need your-- {33061}{33122}Come on, Mister.|Can you help me?
{33197}{33256}Oh, forget it.
{33256}{33334}I'm so stupid.
{33336}{33427}Anybody could have learned|this dumb language by now.
{33431}{33499}Here I've listened to nothing|but French for the past...
{34443}{34502}Honey, I'm home.
{34502}{34589}Hello, Homer.|What's that?
{34589}{34649}Oh, just some blueprints|Adil wanted.
{34649}{34733}I'm telling you,|he's such a curious little dickens.
{34733}{34850}I bet he could build|a nuclear power plant if he wanted to.
{34852}{34946}Allright, Sparrow.|Weknow you're in there.
{34948}{35008}We'll give you one minute|to surrender.
{35012}{35098}Oh, my!
{35101}{35227}Ooh, trouble in the neighbourhood.|Let's check it out.
{35227}{35293}I'm his neighbour.|What did he do?
{35296}{35395}Well, sir, we--|Well, sir, we've been on the trail...
{35395}{35473}of a spy transmitting|highly confidential information...
{35475}{35533}- to an unfriendly nation.|- Ooh!
{35536}{35596}Mm-hmm.
Through the use|of radio triangulation, {35598}{35691}- we tracked him to exactly this point.|- Wow.
{35694}{35752}- That's all I can tell you.|- Aw.
{35754}{35814}All right.
Well, the name of|his county starts with the letter "A."
{35818}{35877}- Hmm.
Ooh!|- Time's up, Sparrow.
{35881}{35931}We're coming inafter you.
{35934}{36030}Oh, gee whiz.
Adil would get|a kick out of seeing this.
{36033}{36091}- Adil?|- The Sparrow!
{36174}{36255}Adil.
Oh, there you are.
{36255}{36330}Get him!
{36783}{36857}- Au revoir, suckers.
{37073}{37133}So, he's going to prison?
{37133}{37252}No.
We've arranged an exchange for|one ofour own men caught in Albania.
{37285}{37345}So, Sparrow, we meet again.
{37345}{37447}Yes.
Sometimes I think|I am getting too old for this game.
{37450}{37507}Okay, kids.|Let's hurry it up.
{37510}{37589}Good-bye, Simpsons.|Thank you for your hospitality.
{37589}{37728}I hope this experience will not sour you|on the student exchange program.
{37780}{37875}- Good-bye, Adil.|- Have a nice trip.
{37878}{38013}Good-bye, Adil.
I'll send you|those civil defense plans you wanted.
{38013}{38091}Air France, flight|dix-neufcentquatre-vingtshuit, {38095}{38166}Paris to Springfield,|is now arriving.
{38245}{38305}Look, Mom.
There he is!
{38305}{38397}- Oh, Bart, my baby boy.
Welcome home.|- Hey, where's the big guy?
{38399}{38481}He means me.
{38483}{38541}- Hey, boy.|- Hey, Homer.
{38543}{38642}He brought us gifts.|His first unselfish act.
{38645}{38757}So, basically, I met|one nice French person.
{38759}{38864}Bart, I have something to say that's|gonna bother me if I don't say it.
{38866}{38935}- It's good to see you.|- Same here.
{38939}{39038}I'd love a glass|of that wine Bart brought us.
{39038}{39143}Sorry, Marge.
Some wise guy|stuck a cork in the bottle.
{39214}{39344}You hear that, Marge?|My boy speaks French.
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