Programa de TV: NCIS - 20x21
The hard drive is a backup of my personal photo library.
There's something about these photos that's important.
BILLINGS: Bring the hard drive to Rock Creek Park.
I'm the man asking for that hard drive one last time.
NCIS.
Who do you work for?
KASIE: I finished processing Senator Miller's photo libraries, and I might have found a connection to the Russians.
That's Delilah's former T.A.
Evelyn Shaw, and the other two are Renée and John Watts.
We've recently arrested all three of these people for being Russian sleeper spies.
They were active volunteers on Senator Miller's last reelection campaign.
Four Russian spies?
All with an interest in the same U.S.
senator?
Doesn't sound like a coincidence.
Sounds like we need to keep digging.
GUS: Glad you're here for this, Susan.
'Cause the one thing that we can't ever take lightly is moisture alerts.
It's Gwen, actually.
Granted, the sensors under these floors are pretty old, so sometimes there's a delay, or it might not go off at all.
So when they warn of increased humidity and liquid contamination, it's up to us to check it out.
No spills allowed, got it.
This is no mere library, after all, but home of top secret documents and files dating back hundreds of years.
And these files have two enemies.
Fire and water.
What about spies?
And spies.
Fire, water, spies.
Make that three.
Which is why only folks who have top-level security clearance can get into this wing.
We're talking federal agents, your legislative committee members.
And us janitors.
We're not janitors, Gwen, we...
are the Custodians of Classified History.
Cool.
(gasps) ♪ ♪ (Torres speaking Spanish) Okay, okay, okay.
Te quiero.
Okay, chao chao.
Oh, your mom again, huh?
Yeah, she...
What, what do you mean "again"?
Oh, nothing.
Just, you know, seems like you've been calling her from work a lot lately.
No, I haven't.
Yeah, you have.
Almost every day this week.
Okay, what if I have?
Well, nothing, it's just, you know...
PARKER: So, check out these babies.
A baker's dozen courtesy of the Cannoli King of Mulberry Street.
Help yourself.
Ooh, who doesn't love a cannoli?
And what son doesn't call his mother?
Shouldn't we all be calling our parents more often?
Depends on the parents.
Yeah, I hope you don't mind me asking.
Oh...
Just, you know, checking on you, Nick.
It's fine.
Yeah, we just want to make sure you're okay.
Have a cannoli.
Make you feel better.
I feel fine.
Although I did skip lunch.
Mmm!
Hangry.
I'm a little hangry, yes.
See, my timing's perfect.
Yes, and, uh, cannolis are like my kryptonite.
Mm, from the Cannoli King, no less.
Yeah, King's an old friend of mine in town on business.
We're gonna grab dinner tonight.
Barring, uh, any late-night cases falling our way.
Déjà vu, anyone?
Seriously.
What?
What?
We had almost this exact same conversation over pastries two months ago.
Oh, come on, this again?
We're gonna go back to believing in jinxes, just like that?
Well, just like that, you tempted fate, and a late-night case fell in our lap when we were having a really quiet day.
Yeah, well, maybe this time I'm tempting fate once again just to prove that jinxes do not...
(phones chiming) ...do not exist.
Body at the National Archives.
Mm-hmm.
Well, in this case...
I guess I would have to say, "Take the guns and leave the, uh..."
No.
No Godfather quotes.
But we are taking the cannolis.
(humming) McGEE: Okay, our victim is Navy Reserve Lieutenant and National Archives security guard Louis Dacey, 42 years old.
Yeah, his fellow employees wondered why he didn't punch out last night or show up to work today.
He lives alone, so no one reported him missing.
Victim has a deep stab wound under his armpit.
Too soon for time of death?
Well, I'll need to take him back to autopsy in order to get an exact time, but based on rigor mortis, I'd say it's definitely yesterday.
All right, we'll need security cam footage and their, uh, visitor logs.
Already being sent over.
Looks like our killer was doing some research on Russia before the victim showed up.
All right, we have clearance to handle these files.
Let's get a complete inventory of what's here to see, what might be missing.
Yeesh.
That's gonna take a while.
Well, in that case I'd better cancel dinner.
What, with the Cannoli King?
No way, no way.
Yes way.
Duty calls.
What about us?
We're not off-duty.
Yeah, seriously.
It's not like we haven't gathered evidence or transported a dead body a thousand times before.
And you're always reminding us to have a life outside of the job, so, um, the same applies to you.
You sure?
Absolutely.
Say hi to the King.
We'll call you with any updates.
And bring us back more cannoli.
(Knight groans) Really hope Parker forgets the last thing I said to him.
Yeah, me, too.
I'm a little cannoli'd out.
Are you too cannoli'd out to, uh, help me go through these files?
As soon as I upload this Archives database.
Can't know what files are missing till we know what was there to begin with.
I just got their visitor log.
42 people entered by way of their retinal scanner yesterday.
Well, that'll help us narrow down our suspect.
Now we just need time of death.
That sounds like my cue.
Hey, you finished the autopsy already?
Yeah, well, the stab wound made a cause of death rather obvious.
Victoria's waiting on me to help her with a school project, the old potato battery trick.
She actually came up with a new take on an old classic.
You know, so what she did was...
Jimmy?
Yeah?
Time of death?
Right.
Uh, coagulation within our victim's wound suggests the fatal thrust was delivered roughly 30 hours ago.
So about 6:30 last night?
Yeah, give or take an hour.
All right, now we'll cross-check that time against visitor logs.
On it.
And I am out.
Night, Jimmy.
Night, Jess.
I love you.
And I love you, Nick.
And I love you, Tim.
Heck, I love all of you.
Have a great night, everyone.
According to last night's visitor log, the only person to enter that wing of the Archives was Senator Constance Miller at 6:19 p.m.
Can we just back up a second here?
For what?
McGEE: Wait, hold on.
Uh, Nick, I would also like to back this up, but first, Senator Miller?
Wait.
She was the one who was targeted by the Russian spy about two months ago.
Yes, the case with the knockout gas.
Eh, Parker's gonna want to hear about this.
Yeah, McGee, everything okay?
Yeah, sorry to interrupt your dinner, but, um...
you remember Senator Miller?
She had the safe that the Russians were trying to break into.
Yeah, I remember.
Uh, why?
Well, visitor logs have her at the Archives yesterday right around the same time as the murder.
Really?
Yeah.
So, at the very least, she could be a witness.
Now we're gonna go pay her a visit at her place if you want to join us.
Well, actually, I would, but...
Oh, but if you're still eating...
No, no, it's not that.
It's just...
Um...
you may not find her there.
I have no idea how my name got on their visitor log.
I haven't been to the Archives in months.
But you have been there before?
Well, research for committee meetings is part of the job, so, yes, I...
(inhales deeply) I'm sorry.
Am I actually a murder suspect?
No, Senator, we were hoping you'd be more of a witness.
That said, to officially clear you, we-we still need to know where you were at the time of the murder.
So, my alibi?
Yeah.
I was with a friend.
Great.
And that friend's name so we can corroborate?
Do you want to take this one?
She's not talking to me.
Or me.
Um...
She was at my place two nights ago, same as last night.
I knew it.
I had a feeling this whole, uh, Cannoli King story was a cover-up for something much better.
And I had a feeling when she gave you her card in my office.
Okay, now that you two are done airing your feelings, can we get her out of there, please?
I got some questions about all of this.
McGEE: Kasie just sent this up.
This is the precise moment the senator's retinal ID was used to enter the Top Secret Access Wing from the Archives lobby.
You got to assume he's wearing special contact lenses.
Biometric technology keeps getting better.
Enough to perfectly match my retina?
It's like he stole my eyes.
You ever seen him before?
Never, but don't you guys have a bad guy database or something?
Kasie's running facial recognition now.
And as for how he stole your eyes, he'll tell us that when we catch him, whoever he is.
Nate Billings might know.
That Russian spy we caught trying to break into the senator's safe two months ago.
Rule 39.
No coincidences.
First a Russian spy wants the photos in her safe, then her retinal ID is used to steal classified documents on Russia.
And kill a security guard.
Okay, now I'm officially terrified.
(watch chimes) And late for a committee vote.
Please tell me you'll get this guy.
Yeah, count on it.
I'll see you out.
I know the way, Alden.
Just catch this creep, okay?
Soon.
Okay, then, for starters, where do we find this Billings guy?
I'm already searching his records, but, uh, first, the Cannoli King?
Yeah, is that an actual person or just a steamy metaphor?
The Cannoli King is very real.
Constance, she's just...
something else.
She's a senator.
Can we please get back to the case?
Weird, apparently Russia filed for extradition after Billings' arrest, but the State Department blocked it, angling for something in return.
Where's Billings being held?
That information is "need to know."
Well, we need to know.
Won't the State Department tell us?
One way to find out.
Keep digging.
This is great!
And about time, frankly.
You finally told Knight.
No, more like I blurted out my love for Jess in front of the entire squad room.
Yeah, but I still don't see the problem.
The problem is that Jess and I have worked really hard to keep what we have out of the office.
She's not big on public displays of affection.
Neither am I.
Well, what'd she say?
I assume you called her afterwards?
Well, I was going to, but...
when I didn't hear from her right away, I started wondering.
Wondering?
If I really embarrassed her.
Or worse yet, you know, what if she doesn't feel the same?
(laughs): Oh, dear.
Are we back in junior high school already?
Oh, I love it.
I know how crazy it sounds, all right?
But it's just where my mind goes.
(computer chimes) Speaking of crazy.
Still no match.
On every local, global, criminal, and civilian database we've got.
We are looking at a ghost.
GRECO: Our State Department database is the same as yours, gentlemen.
Doubt we'd have any luck trying to identify your killer.
Well, it's more the Russian connection that we're wondering about.
Which is why we'd like to talk to Nate Billings.
We understand that you blocked Russia's bid for his extradition?
Yeah, I-I can confirm that.
Our efforts to, uh, broker a deal to get something in return for Billings went nowhere.
That was, until this morning.
And what happened this morning?
At 0600 today, the Kremlin offered to release four international political prisoners in exchange for these convicted Russian spies.
John and Renée Watts, currently on a flight to Moscow in exchange for two Canadian prisoners.
Evelyn Shaw, transporting tomorrow in exchange for an American prisoner.
And Billings, the one that you're looking for, he's scheduled to transport later today for a British prisoner.
Stu, if I could interrupt you just for a second...
I prefer Counselor, Agent Parker, or Mr.
Greco, if you will.
We State Department lawyers like to keep things professional.
Yeah, of course, Counselor, but you are aware that all four of these spies were arrested separately by our team in the last six months?
Well, then you're doing a hell of a job.
But given that, on top of our break-in at the Archives and now with the timing of this Russian deal, how does that not sound suspicious?
And what is suspicious about a four-for-four prisoner swap?
With no ulterior motive?
All right, trust me, gentlemen, we are actively investigating every angle of this.
But the international effort to get our citizens released from...
whatever Russian gulag they're in has been going on for years.
That's all well and fine, but...
But ulterior motives or not, gentlemen, this makes this deal only one thing to me...
and that's too good to pass up.
(speaking Spanish) Okay.
Chao chao.
Hey, for the record, that was my sister.
Not my mom.
And she's doing fine.
Good to hear.
Yeah, that's great.
Now, the-the part I don't understand still is all the secrecy.
Dude, secrecy?
I just said...
No, not you.
Cannoli King.
Oh.
They're consenting adults, so what's with all the sneaking around?
Well, I don't think it's sneaking around.
I think it's more professional discretion.
You know, keeping one's personal life completely out of the workplace.
Mm, speaking of which, you and Jimmy?
What about us?
Oh, are you gonna pretend it didn't happen?
Uh, and what's that?
That Jimmy didn't completely throw professional discretion out the window last night?
It was pretty epic.
Oh, well, you know, if I had any idea what either of you were talking about...
Oh, would you cut the act?
You know damn well what I'm talking about.
You just don't want to acknowledge it in here.
No, Nick, Nick, "professional discretion."
Okay.
Damn, you're good.
I need us all to be good 'cause we have a problem.
Why, what's up?
We may not know that guy, but you might recognize these faces.
There's Nate Billings again.
Yeah, those are the fake parents from that Russian spy girl.
McGEE: Yeah, and who could forget Evelyn, Delilah's T.A.-turned-spy?
All Russian spies arrested by us, and now all suddenly headed back to Russia in a prisoner exchange.
Right after our mystery man breaks into the National Archives?
Exactly.
Given the timing, they have to be connected.
In ways that I shudder to think about.
Parker, could you believe that guy?
Did, uh, Counselor Greco at least give you Billings' location?
Far too reluctantly.
He's being transported on the USS Cortland.
It's about three hours off our coast.
Can we get on it?
Pulled some strings.
There's a supply chopper leaving in a half an hour.
It can carry two agents to the ship before Billings gets delivered to the Russians.
I'm in.
Me, too.
Good.
So the State Department really doesn't see a threat?
Their attorney seems a bit too distracted with his... "
too good to pass up" deal to see much of anything.
So if the Russians are planning something big...
It'll be up to us alone to stop it.
I understand not talking about it in the squad room, but we are on international waters.
And still technically at work.
Come on, Knight, just tell me.
(laughs) Okay, I'll make a deal.
You stop asking me about whatever Jimmy said.
Oh, you know what he said.
And I won't ask why you got touchy about your mom the other day.
I didn't get touchy.
Then I guess we're done talking.
Got to make it fast, Agents.
Chopper heads back in ten minutes.
It's the Dream Team.
I was hoping I'd see you two again before I go.
We don't have a lot of time, Nate.
If that's your actual real name.
Look, NCIS might be responsible for landing me in prison, but at least I'm finally headed home.
So here's one last chance for you to tell us why you targeted the senator.
Now, that's adorable.
And while I hardly expect a hero's welcome since I obviously fell short of my objective, I do know my country will reward me for not betraying my mission.
Should we even bother?
I mean, give it a try.
Try what?
What else have you got?
We have got a mystery man who broke into the National Archives two days ago.
Killed a guard, stole some files.
Any idea who he is?
No.
I...
I don't know.
You don't know?
Or you don't know how he got the senator's retinal scan?
I've never seen him.
You know what would be adorable, too?
If we believed you.
Where did you get that picture?
KNIGHT: Oh, I just told you.
He broke into the Archives, and his name is...?
Yuri.
It's just Yuri.
He was my handler.
I guess he had to take matters into his own hands after I failed.
Failed what?
Getting the senator's hard drive.
Why did you want it?
What was Yuri looking for in the Archives?
I don't know.
I'm a chess piece.
I do my job, I don't ask questions.
We just wasted three hours on a helicopter ride for this.
I will tell you anything else.
My real name?
You really want to know?
So now you want to talk?
If Yuri is involved now in the field, doing his own dirty work...
...I'm much better off here.
That's up to the State Department.
Well, then you talk to them.
(beeping) (knocking) Wheels up in two.
Or let me talk to them, please?
Yeah, we'll, we'll do what we can.
Please.
I'd really rather stay.
Yeah, we hear you, man.
Hang in there.
No, I mean it.
It won't go well for me there.
I know it won't!
(door closes) You know, when Piper and I split, she said we were living proof of the old saying "never go to the bathroom where you eat."
That's the PG version, obviously.
Well, Jess and I are not splitting up, at least I hope not.
You guys still haven't talked yet?
Haven't been able to reach her.
Probably because she's still on a chopper over the Atlantic.
But if you want an opinion on workplace romance, call my ex-wife.
How about the senator?
How about an update?
Well played.
JIMMY: First of all, uh, we're pretty sure the killer most likely...
Yuri.
We now know his name is Yuri.
That Yuri likely tossed so many files and documents around in order to better conceal the one he took.
And do we know which file that is?
Only by its title: "Russian defector Ilya Sokolov, 1985."
(sighs) What would Yuri want with an old defector?
Do we know where this guy is now?
Is he even alive?
The answers to those questions are likely in the missing file.
And now in the hands of Yuri.
(phone chimes) Wherever he is, find him.
GRECO: Damn it, Director, that is just unacceptable!
I simply cannot believe you would go behind my back and meddle in my Russian prisoner exchange.
Cool your jets, Counselor.
NCIS has every right to follow up with any convict that we captured.
Yet you have no right to just send in agents who ruined everything!
Whoa, whoa, easy!
Let's at least wait till our agents get back from the ship before accusing them of killing your deal.
Well, that's a nice choice of words.
What?
Apparently, Nate Billings was just found hanging from a bedsheet in his holding cell.
GRECO: There's nothing "apparently" about it.
Billings killed himself after whatever your agents told him.
Our agents reported that Billings got spooked when he saw that photo of Yuri.
Oh, please...
I'm sympathetic to your murder case, but enough with this mysterious Yuri character.
Are you serious, pal?
What I'm serious about, pal, is avoiding an international crisis.
Luckily, the Watts couple are on a flight now.
They just landed in Moscow, and the Canadians are gonna get their prisoners.
And what about Evelyn, where's she?
What, you, you think I would tell you?
With Billings dead, I'd be damned if I let you two meddle with my last bargaining chip.
Well, we got other places to be, so...
Well, not me.
I'm, I'm gonna stay right here until the agents come.
Like hell you are.
Yeah, send security.
The big guys.
You're throwing me out?
Unless you'd rather walk.
You'll be hearing from my bosses.
First of all, "the big guys"?
That was a nice touch.
Eh, well.
And I can't believe Billings.
Yeah, choosing death over facing this Yuri guy?
Which is why I'll be hearing from that blowhard's bosses.
I don't know how much longer I can run interference.
(phone chimes) PARKER: Won't need it, hopefully.
All right, in the meantime...
keep meddling.
Hey, Ducky.
Ah.
(chuckles) Greetings from Edinburgh, Timothy.
And it's good to see you, too, Agent Parker.
Back to your homeland, Ducky?
Well, it's stop number 14 in my 35-city lecture tour.
Scotland is just as lovely as when I left it.
It's my next vacation spot.
Can't wait.
I was just telling Dr.
Mallard about the missing file on Ilya Sokolov.
He actually remembers him.
Ah, from the old NIS days.
Sokolov was a brilliant scientist.
He was widely considered to be the top polymath in the former Soviet Union.
The Soviets put him to work in every field until the Berlin Wall came down, then he defected, changed his name and pursued a quiet life as a college professor.
You recall where, Duck?
Well, last I heard, he was teaching in a small town called Towson.
Well, he'd be retired by now.
And how about the name change?
Yeah, what was it?
Something from an old television show.
Kuryakin.
Ivan Kuryakin.
I remember that show.
Thanks, Duck.
You're still the best, Duck.
Oh, I do what I can.
(chuckles) PARKER: Mr.
Kuryakin?
(man speaking Russian on radio) (door opens) McGEE: Parker.
Dead.
And still warm.
Damn.
Poor old man was tortured to death.
(faucet squeaks) (whistling nearby) NCIS.
Come out of the shower.
Ah.
Yuri.
Valkov, yes.
Yuri Valkov.
Get your hands up.
Oh, man.
How'd I miss that?
Get on the ground.
Actually, do you mind if I go back in there and rinse this off?
Contact lenses may have helped you fool the Archives' retinal scanner, Yuri, but fingerprints don't lie.
It's no wonder facial rec gave us nothing, since your oligarch daddy spent millions keeping his golden boy off everyone's radar and thinking he's above the law.
I do come from a successful family.
But "oligarchs"?
It's nothing more but tacky American propaganda.
Yeah, and how about breaking into the National Archives to find and kill an old Russian defector?
Is that propaganda, too?
I'll confess to that.
Sokolov was a traitor.
And the poor security guard, he was just a hapless victim of bad timing.
What?
You don't like my confession?
I don't like you.
And I'm trying to fathom why Billings would kill himself rather than face you.
He was weak.
That's what weak men do.
He called you his handler.
What were you handling?
What's the bigger plan?
(sighs) The bigger plan is for me to go to prison and serve my time.
Nothing left to handle. "
Nothing left to handle"?
I don't like the sound of that.
Whatever his mission was, for him to give up so easily means it's already been accomplished.
(phones chime) It's Jimmy.
I'll go.
JIMMY: Based on these bruises and burns, Sokolov was clearly tortured, but that's not what killed him.
Just like the Archives' security guard, there's a deep stab wound straight through Sokolov's aorta.
Well, I'm no torture expert, but Yuri wouldn't finish a guy off until after he got what he wanted.
Well, whatever he wanted, he could've sent to Russia right then.
Hopefully Kasie can unlock his cell phone.
Yeah, I'll go check it out.
I love you, Jimmy.
You're a funny man, Nick Torres.
Hey, you know I'm kidding, right?
Yeah, and I deserve it after embarrassing myself and Jess.
Well, she wouldn't discuss it either.
Believe me, I tried.
Oh, no.
What do you mean "oh, no"?
You didn't say anything that wasn't true.
Life is too short, and we don't say it enough anyways.
Hey, look, I know.
Guess I just had a much different image in my head of how I would say it to Jess for the first time.
Well, that time will come again.
Don't beat yourself up for it.
Wow. "
Wow"?
It's just usually me saying stuff like that.
Hey, I got wisdom, too, man.
I know you do-- I-- it's just, lately you've been a little, uh...
Well, you've been calling your mother a lot.
Bro, again with my mom?
McGee and Knight are on me about that, too.
Yeah, what'd you tell 'em?
Nothing.
Do you want to tell me?
(clears throat) I don't know.
Maybe, maybe it's all these immigration cases we've been working on in the last couple of months.
Made me a little sentimental?
I've just been thinking about the sacrifices that Mom made for me and my sister, that's all.
Very understandable.
Why not tell McGee and Jess?
I guess I just didn't realize it until they asked.
I'm also holding out until Knight says she loves you back.
(laughs) Oh, Nick, please don't say anything...
Hey, I'm kidding.
Relax.
Believe me, I will gladly stay out of it.
For now.
(door opens) I was able to access Yuri's call history, and, sure enough, he made a bunch of calls in the last two days to a number with the telltale Russian country code.
So whatever info Sokolov gave Yuri, he relayed straight to Russia.
Mm-hmm, as far as his photos, whatever Yuri has them encrypted with, it's nothing I've ever seen before.
Yeah, same here.
I think I'm almost in, though.
So, Jess?
Talk to Jimmy lately?
(clears throat) Uh, no, Kasie.
I haven't really had the chance in the last 36 hours.
You know, with all the helicopter rides and Russian spies killing themselves.
(chuckles) Oh, yeah, sure, your typical workday, Got it.
(laughs) Just as long as you're not mad at Jimmy.
What?
No, I'm...
not mad at anyone.
I do kind of wish people would stop asking me about what Jimmy may or may not have blurted.
Oh, he blurted it.
Aren't those photos unlocked yet?
Uh...
(computer chimes) Ooh, as a matter of fact, they are.
KASIE: Looks like top secret National Archive files.
KNIGHT: Oh, wait.
What are those here?
Is that Senator Miller?
(types) Wait, didn't she tell us that she'd never seen Yuri before?
She sure did.
Maybe this is what Billings meant about Yuri taking matters into his own hands.
Well, at least now we know how Yuri was able to forge the senator's retinal ID.
Take a look at this high-res shot.
There's software on the dark web that can reproduce those eyes with fingerprint accuracy.
Well, that would explain it.
But now we got an even bigger problem.
If Parker's new squeeze is cozying up to Yuri, could she be a Russian asset?
Well, if she is, I sure don't want to be the one to tell Parker.
Really?
(Parker sighs) No.
Leon, there's no way.
No way she could be manipulating you for cover?
For intel?
To serve as her alibi?
She's not The Manchurian Candidate.
Yeah, but she did make the first move.
She gave you her card in my office.
Which proves my point.
What Russian asset would be so obvious?
Only one way to find out.
Me?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
But shouldn't I recuse myself?
Given our prior...
you know.
Oh, it's your prior "you know" that might just get her to confide in you.
(sighs) Still, I was thinking, uh, maybe McGee or really anyone but...
Nope.
She's all yours.
Oh, man, this is gonna be so good.
(sighs) Thanks for coming in, Senator.
So, it's "Senator" now?
What can I do for you, Agent?
His name is Yuri Valkov.
You might recognize him as the man who used your retinal ID to break into the National Archives.
So you got him?
We did.
But only after you said you'd never seen him before.
So I'm, uh...
I'm sure there's a good explanation.
Well, I certainly recognize the outfit.
I wore it to a recent fundraiser.
Thousand dollars a plate.
But you still don't recognize him?
Do you know how many photos I posed for that night?
How many hundreds of donors?
Then you don't know him?
Of course I don't.
But I can comb through the donor files and see if there's any record of him, if that helps.
It would help.
You understand...
I know you're just doing your job, Alden, but that doesn't make it any less hurtful that you would doubt me.
But I don't doubt you.
Like you said, I'm just doing my job.
MILLER: There's doing your job, Alden...
Okay.
...and then there's accusing me of...
Well, now I just feel dirty.
Yeah.
Me, too.
(phone chimes) Yeah, we shouldn't even be here.
What the hell?
KNIGHT: What is it, Director?
Yes, we just heard.
We...
I know.
Squad room's empty.
Is everybody hiding from me?
Well, we thought about it.
You okay?
Living a dream.
Welcome to our nightmare.
Torres and Knight are currently trying to gather as much intel on Evelyn's whereabouts as possible.
VANCE: Bad news from Interpol.
John and Renée Watts allegedly fell off a balcony just hours after landing in Moscow.
What?
Seems the Russians want their spies back just to shut 'em up for good.
About Yuri, we're guessing.
Whatever he was up to.
Tell me that the State Department is calling off their precious deal.
Oh, you would think so, but what Russia does with its spies is of no concern to Counselor Greco, long as the international prisoners are released.
Even if it gets Evelyn killed?
Last we heard, they are prepping her for transport.
From where, exactly, is anyone's guess.
So, if she gets to Russia, only to meet the same fate as these three...
Whatever she knows about Yuri and his mission dies with her.
Yeah, whatever you can find out, Tommy, I appreciate it.
Okay, please call me back if you hear anything.
Anything?
Nothing.
Yeah.
Most of our usual sources haven't even heard of a Russian deal.
Yeah, same here.
Even my friends at the State Department are in the dark.
Enough with the bad news already!
We're trying to find some good news, Agent Parker, believe me.
PARKER: Then come back when you have some, all right?
Wait.
I have something to say.
No.
No need to say it, Knight.
Look.
Jimmy, Kasie, I'm sorry.
Oh, no, it-it's not that.
Uh...
No, no, no.
But it is.
See, the last couple days have gotten to me, along with the countless favors I just called in that are gonna get us nowhere...
Uh, yeah, I get that, uh, but this is more of an announcement for the room.
(sighs): Uh...
So, I know this is, uh, hardly the time or place, uh, but now that I have you all here...
(chuckles) and you want some good news, um...
...here it is.
Here what is?
I love you, too, Jimmy.
Hello?
(clears throat) Now can we all get back to work, please?
That was awesome.
What did I tell you, man?
I needed that.
You needed that?
I got it.
Evelyn's location.
Where?
In a State Department vehicle headed for the Russian embassy.
Good game.
(chuckles) (tires screech) Mr.
Greco.
Counselor.
Nope.
Absolutely not.
Hello, Tim.
You came to see me off?
No, no, Evelyn, you do not have to go.
Uh, yes, she does.
Agent?
Okay, fellas, what's your business?
We're NCIS, Agent, okay?
All good.
McGEE: Knight, Torres, we got her out back by the delivery entrance.
TORRES: Roger that.
The delivery entrance?
GRECO: To avoid meddlers.
PARKER: Or more likely, to not be seen before you disappear for good.
From America, maybe, but...
Russia's not so bad in spring.
I could really use a fresh start.
Like the one your fellow spies never got?
You-- Do not listen to them.
Billings and the Watts couple, huh?
Billings took himself out.
The Watts story, it's unconfirmed.
Are you saying they're dead?
Yes, and you will be, too, if you go.
Do not listen to them.
McGEE: Evelyn.
Delilah still says that you were the absolute smartest T.A.
she has ever had.
Aww, Delilah, really?
Yes.
And in spite of how things ended up, she would not want anything bad to happen to you, and neither would I.
Convict or not, Evelyn, you still have the right to turn down this deal.
GRECO: But not to deny an American prisoner a chance to come home.
Or you could save countless lives by helping us.
PARKER: There'll be other offers that don't involve you getting killed.
No, Agent, there will not be any other offers, okay?
Come on, oh-- are you just gonna stand there?
I got a daughter about this one's age, so I'd like to hear more.
My man.
(scoffs) Unbelievable.
Evelyn, why don't you just come back to NCIS with us, and we'll talk about it.
What do you say?
Aww, Yuri.
(laughs softly) You know him.
Of course I do.
Ooh, is this a mug shot?
That's too bad.
He was such a sweetheart.
That is not a description that we have heard before.
Uh, okay, don't get me wrong.
He was trouble.
(laughs) But, I mean, not at first.
Yuri is who recruited me.
Got me into ecology and stuff coming out of undergrad.
So, when did you get the sense that he was trouble?
Once he started pushing me to get him that universal access key.
Yuri was behind that?
There's something about these photos that's important.
BILLINGS: Bring the hard drive to Rock Creek Park.
I'm the man asking for that hard drive one last time.
NCIS.
Who do you work for?
KASIE: I finished processing Senator Miller's photo libraries, and I might have found a connection to the Russians.
That's Delilah's former T.A.
Evelyn Shaw, and the other two are Renée and John Watts.
We've recently arrested all three of these people for being Russian sleeper spies.
They were active volunteers on Senator Miller's last reelection campaign.
Four Russian spies?
All with an interest in the same U.S.
senator?
Doesn't sound like a coincidence.
Sounds like we need to keep digging.
GUS: Glad you're here for this, Susan.
'Cause the one thing that we can't ever take lightly is moisture alerts.
It's Gwen, actually.
Granted, the sensors under these floors are pretty old, so sometimes there's a delay, or it might not go off at all.
So when they warn of increased humidity and liquid contamination, it's up to us to check it out.
No spills allowed, got it.
This is no mere library, after all, but home of top secret documents and files dating back hundreds of years.
And these files have two enemies.
Fire and water.
What about spies?
And spies.
Fire, water, spies.
Make that three.
Which is why only folks who have top-level security clearance can get into this wing.
We're talking federal agents, your legislative committee members.
And us janitors.
We're not janitors, Gwen, we...
are the Custodians of Classified History.
Cool.
(gasps) ♪ ♪ (Torres speaking Spanish) Okay, okay, okay.
Te quiero.
Okay, chao chao.
Oh, your mom again, huh?
Yeah, she...
What, what do you mean "again"?
Oh, nothing.
Just, you know, seems like you've been calling her from work a lot lately.
No, I haven't.
Yeah, you have.
Almost every day this week.
Okay, what if I have?
Well, nothing, it's just, you know...
PARKER: So, check out these babies.
A baker's dozen courtesy of the Cannoli King of Mulberry Street.
Help yourself.
Ooh, who doesn't love a cannoli?
And what son doesn't call his mother?
Shouldn't we all be calling our parents more often?
Depends on the parents.
Yeah, I hope you don't mind me asking.
Oh...
Just, you know, checking on you, Nick.
It's fine.
Yeah, we just want to make sure you're okay.
Have a cannoli.
Make you feel better.
I feel fine.
Although I did skip lunch.
Mmm!
Hangry.
I'm a little hangry, yes.
See, my timing's perfect.
Yes, and, uh, cannolis are like my kryptonite.
Mm, from the Cannoli King, no less.
Yeah, King's an old friend of mine in town on business.
We're gonna grab dinner tonight.
Barring, uh, any late-night cases falling our way.
Déjà vu, anyone?
Seriously.
What?
What?
We had almost this exact same conversation over pastries two months ago.
Oh, come on, this again?
We're gonna go back to believing in jinxes, just like that?
Well, just like that, you tempted fate, and a late-night case fell in our lap when we were having a really quiet day.
Yeah, well, maybe this time I'm tempting fate once again just to prove that jinxes do not...
(phones chiming) ...do not exist.
Body at the National Archives.
Mm-hmm.
Well, in this case...
I guess I would have to say, "Take the guns and leave the, uh..."
No.
No Godfather quotes.
But we are taking the cannolis.
(humming) McGEE: Okay, our victim is Navy Reserve Lieutenant and National Archives security guard Louis Dacey, 42 years old.
Yeah, his fellow employees wondered why he didn't punch out last night or show up to work today.
He lives alone, so no one reported him missing.
Victim has a deep stab wound under his armpit.
Too soon for time of death?
Well, I'll need to take him back to autopsy in order to get an exact time, but based on rigor mortis, I'd say it's definitely yesterday.
All right, we'll need security cam footage and their, uh, visitor logs.
Already being sent over.
Looks like our killer was doing some research on Russia before the victim showed up.
All right, we have clearance to handle these files.
Let's get a complete inventory of what's here to see, what might be missing.
Yeesh.
That's gonna take a while.
Well, in that case I'd better cancel dinner.
What, with the Cannoli King?
No way, no way.
Yes way.
Duty calls.
What about us?
We're not off-duty.
Yeah, seriously.
It's not like we haven't gathered evidence or transported a dead body a thousand times before.
And you're always reminding us to have a life outside of the job, so, um, the same applies to you.
You sure?
Absolutely.
Say hi to the King.
We'll call you with any updates.
And bring us back more cannoli.
(Knight groans) Really hope Parker forgets the last thing I said to him.
Yeah, me, too.
I'm a little cannoli'd out.
Are you too cannoli'd out to, uh, help me go through these files?
As soon as I upload this Archives database.
Can't know what files are missing till we know what was there to begin with.
I just got their visitor log.
42 people entered by way of their retinal scanner yesterday.
Well, that'll help us narrow down our suspect.
Now we just need time of death.
That sounds like my cue.
Hey, you finished the autopsy already?
Yeah, well, the stab wound made a cause of death rather obvious.
Victoria's waiting on me to help her with a school project, the old potato battery trick.
She actually came up with a new take on an old classic.
You know, so what she did was...
Jimmy?
Yeah?
Time of death?
Right.
Uh, coagulation within our victim's wound suggests the fatal thrust was delivered roughly 30 hours ago.
So about 6:30 last night?
Yeah, give or take an hour.
All right, now we'll cross-check that time against visitor logs.
On it.
And I am out.
Night, Jimmy.
Night, Jess.
I love you.
And I love you, Nick.
And I love you, Tim.
Heck, I love all of you.
Have a great night, everyone.
According to last night's visitor log, the only person to enter that wing of the Archives was Senator Constance Miller at 6:19 p.m.
Can we just back up a second here?
For what?
McGEE: Wait, hold on.
Uh, Nick, I would also like to back this up, but first, Senator Miller?
Wait.
She was the one who was targeted by the Russian spy about two months ago.
Yes, the case with the knockout gas.
Eh, Parker's gonna want to hear about this.
Yeah, McGee, everything okay?
Yeah, sorry to interrupt your dinner, but, um...
you remember Senator Miller?
She had the safe that the Russians were trying to break into.
Yeah, I remember.
Uh, why?
Well, visitor logs have her at the Archives yesterday right around the same time as the murder.
Really?
Yeah.
So, at the very least, she could be a witness.
Now we're gonna go pay her a visit at her place if you want to join us.
Well, actually, I would, but...
Oh, but if you're still eating...
No, no, it's not that.
It's just...
Um...
you may not find her there.
I have no idea how my name got on their visitor log.
I haven't been to the Archives in months.
But you have been there before?
Well, research for committee meetings is part of the job, so, yes, I...
(inhales deeply) I'm sorry.
Am I actually a murder suspect?
No, Senator, we were hoping you'd be more of a witness.
That said, to officially clear you, we-we still need to know where you were at the time of the murder.
So, my alibi?
Yeah.
I was with a friend.
Great.
And that friend's name so we can corroborate?
Do you want to take this one?
She's not talking to me.
Or me.
Um...
She was at my place two nights ago, same as last night.
I knew it.
I had a feeling this whole, uh, Cannoli King story was a cover-up for something much better.
And I had a feeling when she gave you her card in my office.
Okay, now that you two are done airing your feelings, can we get her out of there, please?
I got some questions about all of this.
McGEE: Kasie just sent this up.
This is the precise moment the senator's retinal ID was used to enter the Top Secret Access Wing from the Archives lobby.
You got to assume he's wearing special contact lenses.
Biometric technology keeps getting better.
Enough to perfectly match my retina?
It's like he stole my eyes.
You ever seen him before?
Never, but don't you guys have a bad guy database or something?
Kasie's running facial recognition now.
And as for how he stole your eyes, he'll tell us that when we catch him, whoever he is.
Nate Billings might know.
That Russian spy we caught trying to break into the senator's safe two months ago.
Rule 39.
No coincidences.
First a Russian spy wants the photos in her safe, then her retinal ID is used to steal classified documents on Russia.
And kill a security guard.
Okay, now I'm officially terrified.
(watch chimes) And late for a committee vote.
Please tell me you'll get this guy.
Yeah, count on it.
I'll see you out.
I know the way, Alden.
Just catch this creep, okay?
Soon.
Okay, then, for starters, where do we find this Billings guy?
I'm already searching his records, but, uh, first, the Cannoli King?
Yeah, is that an actual person or just a steamy metaphor?
The Cannoli King is very real.
Constance, she's just...
something else.
She's a senator.
Can we please get back to the case?
Weird, apparently Russia filed for extradition after Billings' arrest, but the State Department blocked it, angling for something in return.
Where's Billings being held?
That information is "need to know."
Well, we need to know.
Won't the State Department tell us?
One way to find out.
Keep digging.
This is great!
And about time, frankly.
You finally told Knight.
No, more like I blurted out my love for Jess in front of the entire squad room.
Yeah, but I still don't see the problem.
The problem is that Jess and I have worked really hard to keep what we have out of the office.
She's not big on public displays of affection.
Neither am I.
Well, what'd she say?
I assume you called her afterwards?
Well, I was going to, but...
when I didn't hear from her right away, I started wondering.
Wondering?
If I really embarrassed her.
Or worse yet, you know, what if she doesn't feel the same?
(laughs): Oh, dear.
Are we back in junior high school already?
Oh, I love it.
I know how crazy it sounds, all right?
But it's just where my mind goes.
(computer chimes) Speaking of crazy.
Still no match.
On every local, global, criminal, and civilian database we've got.
We are looking at a ghost.
GRECO: Our State Department database is the same as yours, gentlemen.
Doubt we'd have any luck trying to identify your killer.
Well, it's more the Russian connection that we're wondering about.
Which is why we'd like to talk to Nate Billings.
We understand that you blocked Russia's bid for his extradition?
Yeah, I-I can confirm that.
Our efforts to, uh, broker a deal to get something in return for Billings went nowhere.
That was, until this morning.
And what happened this morning?
At 0600 today, the Kremlin offered to release four international political prisoners in exchange for these convicted Russian spies.
John and Renée Watts, currently on a flight to Moscow in exchange for two Canadian prisoners.
Evelyn Shaw, transporting tomorrow in exchange for an American prisoner.
And Billings, the one that you're looking for, he's scheduled to transport later today for a British prisoner.
Stu, if I could interrupt you just for a second...
I prefer Counselor, Agent Parker, or Mr.
Greco, if you will.
We State Department lawyers like to keep things professional.
Yeah, of course, Counselor, but you are aware that all four of these spies were arrested separately by our team in the last six months?
Well, then you're doing a hell of a job.
But given that, on top of our break-in at the Archives and now with the timing of this Russian deal, how does that not sound suspicious?
And what is suspicious about a four-for-four prisoner swap?
With no ulterior motive?
All right, trust me, gentlemen, we are actively investigating every angle of this.
But the international effort to get our citizens released from...
whatever Russian gulag they're in has been going on for years.
That's all well and fine, but...
But ulterior motives or not, gentlemen, this makes this deal only one thing to me...
and that's too good to pass up.
(speaking Spanish) Okay.
Chao chao.
Hey, for the record, that was my sister.
Not my mom.
And she's doing fine.
Good to hear.
Yeah, that's great.
Now, the-the part I don't understand still is all the secrecy.
Dude, secrecy?
I just said...
No, not you.
Cannoli King.
Oh.
They're consenting adults, so what's with all the sneaking around?
Well, I don't think it's sneaking around.
I think it's more professional discretion.
You know, keeping one's personal life completely out of the workplace.
Mm, speaking of which, you and Jimmy?
What about us?
Oh, are you gonna pretend it didn't happen?
Uh, and what's that?
That Jimmy didn't completely throw professional discretion out the window last night?
It was pretty epic.
Oh, well, you know, if I had any idea what either of you were talking about...
Oh, would you cut the act?
You know damn well what I'm talking about.
You just don't want to acknowledge it in here.
No, Nick, Nick, "professional discretion."
Okay.
Damn, you're good.
I need us all to be good 'cause we have a problem.
Why, what's up?
We may not know that guy, but you might recognize these faces.
There's Nate Billings again.
Yeah, those are the fake parents from that Russian spy girl.
McGEE: Yeah, and who could forget Evelyn, Delilah's T.A.-turned-spy?
All Russian spies arrested by us, and now all suddenly headed back to Russia in a prisoner exchange.
Right after our mystery man breaks into the National Archives?
Exactly.
Given the timing, they have to be connected.
In ways that I shudder to think about.
Parker, could you believe that guy?
Did, uh, Counselor Greco at least give you Billings' location?
Far too reluctantly.
He's being transported on the USS Cortland.
It's about three hours off our coast.
Can we get on it?
Pulled some strings.
There's a supply chopper leaving in a half an hour.
It can carry two agents to the ship before Billings gets delivered to the Russians.
I'm in.
Me, too.
Good.
So the State Department really doesn't see a threat?
Their attorney seems a bit too distracted with his... "
too good to pass up" deal to see much of anything.
So if the Russians are planning something big...
It'll be up to us alone to stop it.
I understand not talking about it in the squad room, but we are on international waters.
And still technically at work.
Come on, Knight, just tell me.
(laughs) Okay, I'll make a deal.
You stop asking me about whatever Jimmy said.
Oh, you know what he said.
And I won't ask why you got touchy about your mom the other day.
I didn't get touchy.
Then I guess we're done talking.
Got to make it fast, Agents.
Chopper heads back in ten minutes.
It's the Dream Team.
I was hoping I'd see you two again before I go.
We don't have a lot of time, Nate.
If that's your actual real name.
Look, NCIS might be responsible for landing me in prison, but at least I'm finally headed home.
So here's one last chance for you to tell us why you targeted the senator.
Now, that's adorable.
And while I hardly expect a hero's welcome since I obviously fell short of my objective, I do know my country will reward me for not betraying my mission.
Should we even bother?
I mean, give it a try.
Try what?
What else have you got?
We have got a mystery man who broke into the National Archives two days ago.
Killed a guard, stole some files.
Any idea who he is?
No.
I...
I don't know.
You don't know?
Or you don't know how he got the senator's retinal scan?
I've never seen him.
You know what would be adorable, too?
If we believed you.
Where did you get that picture?
KNIGHT: Oh, I just told you.
He broke into the Archives, and his name is...?
Yuri.
It's just Yuri.
He was my handler.
I guess he had to take matters into his own hands after I failed.
Failed what?
Getting the senator's hard drive.
Why did you want it?
What was Yuri looking for in the Archives?
I don't know.
I'm a chess piece.
I do my job, I don't ask questions.
We just wasted three hours on a helicopter ride for this.
I will tell you anything else.
My real name?
You really want to know?
So now you want to talk?
If Yuri is involved now in the field, doing his own dirty work...
...I'm much better off here.
That's up to the State Department.
Well, then you talk to them.
(beeping) (knocking) Wheels up in two.
Or let me talk to them, please?
Yeah, we'll, we'll do what we can.
Please.
I'd really rather stay.
Yeah, we hear you, man.
Hang in there.
No, I mean it.
It won't go well for me there.
I know it won't!
(door closes) You know, when Piper and I split, she said we were living proof of the old saying "never go to the bathroom where you eat."
That's the PG version, obviously.
Well, Jess and I are not splitting up, at least I hope not.
You guys still haven't talked yet?
Haven't been able to reach her.
Probably because she's still on a chopper over the Atlantic.
But if you want an opinion on workplace romance, call my ex-wife.
How about the senator?
How about an update?
Well played.
JIMMY: First of all, uh, we're pretty sure the killer most likely...
Yuri.
We now know his name is Yuri.
That Yuri likely tossed so many files and documents around in order to better conceal the one he took.
And do we know which file that is?
Only by its title: "Russian defector Ilya Sokolov, 1985."
(sighs) What would Yuri want with an old defector?
Do we know where this guy is now?
Is he even alive?
The answers to those questions are likely in the missing file.
And now in the hands of Yuri.
(phone chimes) Wherever he is, find him.
GRECO: Damn it, Director, that is just unacceptable!
I simply cannot believe you would go behind my back and meddle in my Russian prisoner exchange.
Cool your jets, Counselor.
NCIS has every right to follow up with any convict that we captured.
Yet you have no right to just send in agents who ruined everything!
Whoa, whoa, easy!
Let's at least wait till our agents get back from the ship before accusing them of killing your deal.
Well, that's a nice choice of words.
What?
Apparently, Nate Billings was just found hanging from a bedsheet in his holding cell.
GRECO: There's nothing "apparently" about it.
Billings killed himself after whatever your agents told him.
Our agents reported that Billings got spooked when he saw that photo of Yuri.
Oh, please...
I'm sympathetic to your murder case, but enough with this mysterious Yuri character.
Are you serious, pal?
What I'm serious about, pal, is avoiding an international crisis.
Luckily, the Watts couple are on a flight now.
They just landed in Moscow, and the Canadians are gonna get their prisoners.
And what about Evelyn, where's she?
What, you, you think I would tell you?
With Billings dead, I'd be damned if I let you two meddle with my last bargaining chip.
Well, we got other places to be, so...
Well, not me.
I'm, I'm gonna stay right here until the agents come.
Like hell you are.
Yeah, send security.
The big guys.
You're throwing me out?
Unless you'd rather walk.
You'll be hearing from my bosses.
First of all, "the big guys"?
That was a nice touch.
Eh, well.
And I can't believe Billings.
Yeah, choosing death over facing this Yuri guy?
Which is why I'll be hearing from that blowhard's bosses.
I don't know how much longer I can run interference.
(phone chimes) PARKER: Won't need it, hopefully.
All right, in the meantime...
keep meddling.
Hey, Ducky.
Ah.
(chuckles) Greetings from Edinburgh, Timothy.
And it's good to see you, too, Agent Parker.
Back to your homeland, Ducky?
Well, it's stop number 14 in my 35-city lecture tour.
Scotland is just as lovely as when I left it.
It's my next vacation spot.
Can't wait.
I was just telling Dr.
Mallard about the missing file on Ilya Sokolov.
He actually remembers him.
Ah, from the old NIS days.
Sokolov was a brilliant scientist.
He was widely considered to be the top polymath in the former Soviet Union.
The Soviets put him to work in every field until the Berlin Wall came down, then he defected, changed his name and pursued a quiet life as a college professor.
You recall where, Duck?
Well, last I heard, he was teaching in a small town called Towson.
Well, he'd be retired by now.
And how about the name change?
Yeah, what was it?
Something from an old television show.
Kuryakin.
Ivan Kuryakin.
I remember that show.
Thanks, Duck.
You're still the best, Duck.
Oh, I do what I can.
(chuckles) PARKER: Mr.
Kuryakin?
(man speaking Russian on radio) (door opens) McGEE: Parker.
Dead.
And still warm.
Damn.
Poor old man was tortured to death.
(faucet squeaks) (whistling nearby) NCIS.
Come out of the shower.
Ah.
Yuri.
Valkov, yes.
Yuri Valkov.
Get your hands up.
Oh, man.
How'd I miss that?
Get on the ground.
Actually, do you mind if I go back in there and rinse this off?
Contact lenses may have helped you fool the Archives' retinal scanner, Yuri, but fingerprints don't lie.
It's no wonder facial rec gave us nothing, since your oligarch daddy spent millions keeping his golden boy off everyone's radar and thinking he's above the law.
I do come from a successful family.
But "oligarchs"?
It's nothing more but tacky American propaganda.
Yeah, and how about breaking into the National Archives to find and kill an old Russian defector?
Is that propaganda, too?
I'll confess to that.
Sokolov was a traitor.
And the poor security guard, he was just a hapless victim of bad timing.
What?
You don't like my confession?
I don't like you.
And I'm trying to fathom why Billings would kill himself rather than face you.
He was weak.
That's what weak men do.
He called you his handler.
What were you handling?
What's the bigger plan?
(sighs) The bigger plan is for me to go to prison and serve my time.
Nothing left to handle. "
Nothing left to handle"?
I don't like the sound of that.
Whatever his mission was, for him to give up so easily means it's already been accomplished.
(phones chime) It's Jimmy.
I'll go.
JIMMY: Based on these bruises and burns, Sokolov was clearly tortured, but that's not what killed him.
Just like the Archives' security guard, there's a deep stab wound straight through Sokolov's aorta.
Well, I'm no torture expert, but Yuri wouldn't finish a guy off until after he got what he wanted.
Well, whatever he wanted, he could've sent to Russia right then.
Hopefully Kasie can unlock his cell phone.
Yeah, I'll go check it out.
I love you, Jimmy.
You're a funny man, Nick Torres.
Hey, you know I'm kidding, right?
Yeah, and I deserve it after embarrassing myself and Jess.
Well, she wouldn't discuss it either.
Believe me, I tried.
Oh, no.
What do you mean "oh, no"?
You didn't say anything that wasn't true.
Life is too short, and we don't say it enough anyways.
Hey, look, I know.
Guess I just had a much different image in my head of how I would say it to Jess for the first time.
Well, that time will come again.
Don't beat yourself up for it.
Wow. "
Wow"?
It's just usually me saying stuff like that.
Hey, I got wisdom, too, man.
I know you do-- I-- it's just, lately you've been a little, uh...
Well, you've been calling your mother a lot.
Bro, again with my mom?
McGee and Knight are on me about that, too.
Yeah, what'd you tell 'em?
Nothing.
Do you want to tell me?
(clears throat) I don't know.
Maybe, maybe it's all these immigration cases we've been working on in the last couple of months.
Made me a little sentimental?
I've just been thinking about the sacrifices that Mom made for me and my sister, that's all.
Very understandable.
Why not tell McGee and Jess?
I guess I just didn't realize it until they asked.
I'm also holding out until Knight says she loves you back.
(laughs) Oh, Nick, please don't say anything...
Hey, I'm kidding.
Relax.
Believe me, I will gladly stay out of it.
For now.
(door opens) I was able to access Yuri's call history, and, sure enough, he made a bunch of calls in the last two days to a number with the telltale Russian country code.
So whatever info Sokolov gave Yuri, he relayed straight to Russia.
Mm-hmm, as far as his photos, whatever Yuri has them encrypted with, it's nothing I've ever seen before.
Yeah, same here.
I think I'm almost in, though.
So, Jess?
Talk to Jimmy lately?
(clears throat) Uh, no, Kasie.
I haven't really had the chance in the last 36 hours.
You know, with all the helicopter rides and Russian spies killing themselves.
(chuckles) Oh, yeah, sure, your typical workday, Got it.
(laughs) Just as long as you're not mad at Jimmy.
What?
No, I'm...
not mad at anyone.
I do kind of wish people would stop asking me about what Jimmy may or may not have blurted.
Oh, he blurted it.
Aren't those photos unlocked yet?
Uh...
(computer chimes) Ooh, as a matter of fact, they are.
KASIE: Looks like top secret National Archive files.
KNIGHT: Oh, wait.
What are those here?
Is that Senator Miller?
(types) Wait, didn't she tell us that she'd never seen Yuri before?
She sure did.
Maybe this is what Billings meant about Yuri taking matters into his own hands.
Well, at least now we know how Yuri was able to forge the senator's retinal ID.
Take a look at this high-res shot.
There's software on the dark web that can reproduce those eyes with fingerprint accuracy.
Well, that would explain it.
But now we got an even bigger problem.
If Parker's new squeeze is cozying up to Yuri, could she be a Russian asset?
Well, if she is, I sure don't want to be the one to tell Parker.
Really?
(Parker sighs) No.
Leon, there's no way.
No way she could be manipulating you for cover?
For intel?
To serve as her alibi?
She's not The Manchurian Candidate.
Yeah, but she did make the first move.
She gave you her card in my office.
Which proves my point.
What Russian asset would be so obvious?
Only one way to find out.
Me?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
But shouldn't I recuse myself?
Given our prior...
you know.
Oh, it's your prior "you know" that might just get her to confide in you.
(sighs) Still, I was thinking, uh, maybe McGee or really anyone but...
Nope.
She's all yours.
Oh, man, this is gonna be so good.
(sighs) Thanks for coming in, Senator.
So, it's "Senator" now?
What can I do for you, Agent?
His name is Yuri Valkov.
You might recognize him as the man who used your retinal ID to break into the National Archives.
So you got him?
We did.
But only after you said you'd never seen him before.
So I'm, uh...
I'm sure there's a good explanation.
Well, I certainly recognize the outfit.
I wore it to a recent fundraiser.
Thousand dollars a plate.
But you still don't recognize him?
Do you know how many photos I posed for that night?
How many hundreds of donors?
Then you don't know him?
Of course I don't.
But I can comb through the donor files and see if there's any record of him, if that helps.
It would help.
You understand...
I know you're just doing your job, Alden, but that doesn't make it any less hurtful that you would doubt me.
But I don't doubt you.
Like you said, I'm just doing my job.
MILLER: There's doing your job, Alden...
Okay.
...and then there's accusing me of...
Well, now I just feel dirty.
Yeah.
Me, too.
(phone chimes) Yeah, we shouldn't even be here.
What the hell?
KNIGHT: What is it, Director?
Yes, we just heard.
We...
I know.
Squad room's empty.
Is everybody hiding from me?
Well, we thought about it.
You okay?
Living a dream.
Welcome to our nightmare.
Torres and Knight are currently trying to gather as much intel on Evelyn's whereabouts as possible.
VANCE: Bad news from Interpol.
John and Renée Watts allegedly fell off a balcony just hours after landing in Moscow.
What?
Seems the Russians want their spies back just to shut 'em up for good.
About Yuri, we're guessing.
Whatever he was up to.
Tell me that the State Department is calling off their precious deal.
Oh, you would think so, but what Russia does with its spies is of no concern to Counselor Greco, long as the international prisoners are released.
Even if it gets Evelyn killed?
Last we heard, they are prepping her for transport.
From where, exactly, is anyone's guess.
So, if she gets to Russia, only to meet the same fate as these three...
Whatever she knows about Yuri and his mission dies with her.
Yeah, whatever you can find out, Tommy, I appreciate it.
Okay, please call me back if you hear anything.
Anything?
Nothing.
Yeah.
Most of our usual sources haven't even heard of a Russian deal.
Yeah, same here.
Even my friends at the State Department are in the dark.
Enough with the bad news already!
We're trying to find some good news, Agent Parker, believe me.
PARKER: Then come back when you have some, all right?
Wait.
I have something to say.
No.
No need to say it, Knight.
Look.
Jimmy, Kasie, I'm sorry.
Oh, no, it-it's not that.
Uh...
No, no, no.
But it is.
See, the last couple days have gotten to me, along with the countless favors I just called in that are gonna get us nowhere...
Uh, yeah, I get that, uh, but this is more of an announcement for the room.
(sighs): Uh...
So, I know this is, uh, hardly the time or place, uh, but now that I have you all here...
(chuckles) and you want some good news, um...
...here it is.
Here what is?
I love you, too, Jimmy.
Hello?
(clears throat) Now can we all get back to work, please?
That was awesome.
What did I tell you, man?
I needed that.
You needed that?
I got it.
Evelyn's location.
Where?
In a State Department vehicle headed for the Russian embassy.
Good game.
(chuckles) (tires screech) Mr.
Greco.
Counselor.
Nope.
Absolutely not.
Hello, Tim.
You came to see me off?
No, no, Evelyn, you do not have to go.
Uh, yes, she does.
Agent?
Okay, fellas, what's your business?
We're NCIS, Agent, okay?
All good.
McGEE: Knight, Torres, we got her out back by the delivery entrance.
TORRES: Roger that.
The delivery entrance?
GRECO: To avoid meddlers.
PARKER: Or more likely, to not be seen before you disappear for good.
From America, maybe, but...
Russia's not so bad in spring.
I could really use a fresh start.
Like the one your fellow spies never got?
You-- Do not listen to them.
Billings and the Watts couple, huh?
Billings took himself out.
The Watts story, it's unconfirmed.
Are you saying they're dead?
Yes, and you will be, too, if you go.
Do not listen to them.
McGEE: Evelyn.
Delilah still says that you were the absolute smartest T.A.
she has ever had.
Aww, Delilah, really?
Yes.
And in spite of how things ended up, she would not want anything bad to happen to you, and neither would I.
Convict or not, Evelyn, you still have the right to turn down this deal.
GRECO: But not to deny an American prisoner a chance to come home.
Or you could save countless lives by helping us.
PARKER: There'll be other offers that don't involve you getting killed.
No, Agent, there will not be any other offers, okay?
Come on, oh-- are you just gonna stand there?
I got a daughter about this one's age, so I'd like to hear more.
My man.
(scoffs) Unbelievable.
Evelyn, why don't you just come back to NCIS with us, and we'll talk about it.
What do you say?
Aww, Yuri.
(laughs softly) You know him.
Of course I do.
Ooh, is this a mug shot?
That's too bad.
He was such a sweetheart.
That is not a description that we have heard before.
Uh, okay, don't get me wrong.
He was trouble.
(laughs) But, I mean, not at first.
Yuri is who recruited me.
Got me into ecology and stuff coming out of undergrad.
So, when did you get the sense that he was trouble?
Once he started pushing me to get him that universal access key.
Yuri was behind that?