Programa de TV: Entourage - 1x5
{1909}{1993}Vince said she was staying a couple|of nights, all right?
A couple is two.
{1996}{2032}Except in Utah.
{2043}{2123}Look at him.
Stop doing fucking yoga, man.|It's embarrassing.
{2137}{2197}- She thinks she's his trainer.|- So do you.
{2233}{2269}What?
I'm not?
{2280}{2331}What the fuck did I get certified for then?
{2333}{2378}Relax, Drama, you're his trainer.
{2381}{2465}It's all a big joke to E, because he's been|sleeping off campus at Emily's.
{2468}{2505}What, you got a low-jack on me, Turtle?
{2508}{2579}You guys are both gonna get girlfriends,|and you're gonna fuck everything up.
{2581}{2610}Quiet, here they come.
{2683}{2714}How was yoga?
{2717}{2792}- Great.
Fiona is a great teacher.|- Thanks, baby.
{2831}{2886}All right.|You ready for a real workout, Vince?
{2889}{2950}No weights.
I just had a mean stretch.
{2953}{3020}Vince, you got to hit the weights|if you want to put on size.
{3023}{3120}Bulk is so '90s, Johnny.|It's all about flexibility, don't you think?
{3148}{3174}No, I don't.
{3177}{3237}We'll catch you later.|We're gonna go grab breakfast.
{3240}{3263}Bye, guys.
{3301}{3348}I don't trust that New Age bullshit.
{3353}{3426}Me, neither,|even if it is attached to an ass like that.
{3432}{3466}Yo, E.
What up, dawg?
{3492}{3537}Not much.
How about you?
{3551}{3580}Never better.
{3618}{3653}Who's that jerkoff?
{3658}{3684}No clue.
{3825}{3869}Yankees playing the Angels Tuesday.
{3872}{3924}I got the company box|if you want to roll with.
{3926}{4013}Got the gals from {y:i}The L Word coming.|Trust me, they're only acting.
{4022}{4101}Not trying to be an asshole or anything,|but do we know each other?
{4104}{4196}Are you kidding me?
Josh Weinstein, Triad.|We met at the fight.
{4211}{4269}Oh, yeah, okay.
All right.
{4271}{4335}Do me a favor.|Put a towel on or something.
Cover up.
{4337}{4388}Not a locker room guy.
No problem.
{4406}{4483}So listen, E,|I didn't want to interrupt Vince's workout...
{4485}{4530}but I got a great piece of material.
{4533}{4584}Would you do me a favor|and have him take a look?
{4587}{4674}You got to understand, the guy gets|hundreds of scripts a week, you know that.
{4677}{4744}Yet this is something special.
It kicks ass.
{4748}{4832}It's gritty as shit.
You'll love it.|I guarantee Vince will flip.
{4873}{4936}Tell Vince it was a great move|passing on {y:i}Matterhorn, too.
{4939}{5004}- You think?|- Yeah.
Script is a piece of shit.
{5006}{5077}It's not a movie, it's a theme park ride.|There's no characters.
{5079}{5138}- That's what I said.|- But Ari pushed hard for that one.
{5141}{5196}- Yeah.|- You know he doesn't read, right?
{5206}{5302}Anyway, man, this one is different.|Takes place in your old neighborhood.
{5309}{5352}- Queens, right?|- Yeah.
{5445}{5524}- Hey, how are you?|- Hi, sweetheart.
{5527}{5598}My God.
I'm sorry.|I thought you were someone else.
{5687}{5764}- Come on, Monica.|- I'm done talking to you, Turtle.
{5768}{5836}You were supposed to hook me up|with some weed two days ago.
{5838}{5919}The whole town is dry, believe me.|I'm not holding out on you.
{5935}{5972}What are you looking at?
{5974}{6057}These Uggs, they're great,|but I can't find them anywhere.
{6059}{6105}I can get those for you in two seconds...
{6108}{6167}just give me the size and the style number.
{6208}{6240}Hey, Shauna.
What up?
{6249}{6310}I have an apparel request for Vince.
{6325}{6391}He needs a pair of Uggs|for his lady friend ASAP.
{6413}{6436}Yeah.
{6445}{6503}You don't have a weed guy, do you?
{6621}{6660}- Hey.|- Hey.
{6673}{6732}- What are you doing?|- Just reading a script.
{6740}{6816}- Any good?|- It's great so far.
{6849}{6956}So that's your job?
You read some scripts|and tell Vince which the good ones are?
{7001}{7049}Yes, something like that.
{7070}{7148}That's a really cool job.|So did you go to school for that?
{7185}{7208}No.
{7211}{7299}I love to read.|I read all the Harry Potter books and...
{7325}{7394}I don't know.
If you need a second opinion,|don't hesitate.
{7410}{7438}Okay.
Cool.
{7447}{7487}- All right.|- Thanks.
{7836}{7884}Don't get mad,|but I think she's stealing food.
{7887}{7974}- She's not stealing food.|- Shit keeps disappearing from the fridge.
{7977}{8026}Did have an eye on the meatloaf, vanish.
{8029}{8119}I know how these kleptos work.|First it's the food, then it's the plasma.
{8121}{8185}All right.
She didn't steal it,|she threw it away.
{8222}{8278}- Thrown it away, why?|- She's vegan.
{8292}{8389}- What the fuck does that mean?|- Means she's into a cruelty-free lifestyle.
{8398}{8474}It's cruel to throw away|a $65.00 steak from Morton's.
{8477}{8570}Just do me a favor, and keep the meat|out of her eye line while she's around.
{8573}{8623}Look, she's already got him|wearing cloth shoes.
{8625}{8732}These are my slippers.
They are the ones|he stole from the Four Seasons, Maui.
{8734}{8788}Those are the slippers?
Where's the robe?
{8791}{8875}Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool|and had nothing on underneath.
{8877}{8922}- She's naked at the pool?|- Yeah.
{8925}{8984}- And you were looking at her?|- She's naked at the pool.
{8986}{9037}- How's she look?|- Good enough to eat, I bet.
{9040}{9118}- Yeah.|- Too bad Vince can't eat animal products.
{9145}{9188}I'm going up.
You mind?
{9191}{9248}- Yeah, I mind.|- Sue me, I'm going.
{9290}{9326}- Vince.|- Did you call the Hack?
{9329}{9402}- Yeah.
He's got nothing.|- How can the whole town be out of weed?
{9405}{9488}Hack said the drought dried up the crops.|It ain't on me.
Peace.
{9502}{9588}- Three days, Vince.
Don't bend the rules.|- I made the rules.
{9594}{9688}- Can we talk about something important?|- This is important, it's a lifestyle issue.
{9690}{9747}Did you see the picture|of the swami in the bathroom?
{9749}{9773}It's her guru.
{9777}{9839}I don't like the way he looks at me|when I'm pissing.
{9841}{9894}- I found your next movie, Vince.|- Yeah?
{9897}{9961}The script is awesome,|you got to read it now.
{10005}{10037}Vince, I need you.
{10053}{10128}I'll read it later.
All she wants to do is fuck.
{10329}{10401}The idea is to get as close as possible|without actually touching.
{10404}{10441}How long do we have to go for?
{10444}{10500}The longer we hold out, the better the sex.
{10504}{10559}Sometimes great masters hold out for years.
{10561}{10653}But they're up in the mountains somewhere|by themselves, whacking off like crazy.
{10659}{10705}Vince, read that script?
{10741}{10808}I'm sorry, baby, I'm on a tight schedule.
{10865}{10923}Here you go, Turtle.|Now you have to stop bothering me.
{10925}{11002}Thanks, Shauna.|Vince's lady friend is going to love these.
{11006}{11074}- These are not Taiwanese knockoffs?|- Would I do that to you?
{11077}{11128}No, those are real goods.|Look at the sheepskin.
{11131}{11190}You can tell these were born|and raised in the outback.
{11193}{11228}- Yeah?|- Yeah, absolutely.
{11231}{11303}- Thanks a mil, Shauna.|- Don't thank me, thank Christy.
{11306}{11329}Christy.
{11385}{11432}- Thanks.|- Yeah, no problem.
{11434}{11530}If you ever need anything, you know,|concert tickets, pedicure...
{11541}{11604}- full body massage...|- How about a stun gun?
{11655}{11678}All right.
{11700}{11753}Shauna, what's with the photographer?
{11756}{11816}I told you, I don't want Vince|posing on these things.
{11819}{11850}I called back and said...
{11853}{11912}if he wants the Harley,|he has to take a picture on it.
{11915}{11971}- We never had that discussion.|- I had it with Turtle.
{11973}{12037}- And I spoke with Vince.|- That's all I give a shit about: {12040}{12119}What Vincent wants.
So don't fuck with me|like you're fucking with Ari.
{12125}{12189}Hey, Eric, I read it, it's awesome.
{12192}{12256}- Read what?|- The script, it's so good.
{12265}{12330}- You read it?|- God, it even made me cry.
Right, Vince?
{12333}{12361}Yeah, it did.
{12389}{12488}Hey, Shauna, just so you know.|Look, you know I love you...
{12499}{12579}- but I can't take a picture on that thing.|- Turtle said you'd do it.
{12581}{12659}It's just my girl, she's really conscious|about the environment...
{12661}{12703}she thinks it sends the wrong message.
{12705}{12794}I mean, she doesn't mind riding around|in your Hummer.
What is she thinking?
{12797}{12877}I don't know what she is thinking,|but I can't be hassled.
{12880}{12932}Vince, you're totally fucking me on this.
{12937}{12965}I'll take the picture.
{12968}{13015}What am I going to do|with your fucking picture?
{13018}{13100}Give me back those Uggs.|I know they're not for him, you fat midget.
{13102}{13175}You're going to have to pull them|from my cold, dead hands.
{13177}{13204}Oh, really?
{13252}{13290}Good boy, Arnold.
{13385}{13440}- What are you doing?|- You didn't call bank shot.
{13443}{13508}- I did.
You didn't hear me.|- You got to learn to project.
{13510}{13564}You hire a vocal coach,|you become a real asshole.
{13567}{13600}E, the script's great.
{13602}{13632}- You read it?|- Yeah.
{13634}{13683}- How many pages?|- The whole thing.
{13686}{13728}Right.
How does it end?
{13749}{13790}What are you, an asshole?
{13801}{13856}I tell you I got your next movie,|you ignore me...
{13858}{13901}Fiona likes it, you read it in an hour?
{13904}{13975}- I read it, what's the difference?|- I don't know, but there is one.
{13975}{13985}- I read it, what's the difference?|- I don't know, but there is one.
{13988}{14036}Don't worry about that.
Let's get it together.
{14038}{14092}Call Ari and find out|why he doesn't know about it.
{14095}{14175}- Yeah.
Go call Ari, get us paid.|- Shut up, Turtle.
{14196}{14248}Vince, you seen any juicy parts for me?
{14250}{14316}- Maybe you could play his father.|- Fuck you.
{14367}{14413}- Ari Gold's office.|- Hey.
{14415}{14482}{y:i}- Hey, you left your wallet at my house.|- Did I?
{14497}{14559}Yes.
Is that your way of saying|you want to come back?
{14561}{14585}{y:i}Sort of, yeah.
{14610}{14690}We read a script that we love.|Any way Ari is free for lunch?
{14693}{14727}{y:i}Like in December.
{14729}{14798}Hold on.|Let me just take care of something for you.
{14828}{14897}All right, I just rescheduled|Anthony LaPaglia.
{14909}{14955}- Thanks.|{y:i}- I'll see you tonight?
{14958}{14990}- Okay.
Bye.|{y:i}- Bye.
{15025}{15055}- Pussy.|- Faggot.
{15190}{15285}Yeah, I'll get the Full Mung Bean Meatloaf.
{15311}{15334}Okay.
{15358}{15429}What the fuck are we doing here?|I'm on Atkins, I need protein.
{15431}{15484}Come on, there's plenty of protein|in mung beans.
{15487}{15532}I'm talking about real proteins,|like man protein.
{15534}{15576}Like from the flesh of slaughtered animals.
{15578}{15649}Got to have war paint on them,|blood dripping.
It's what I need.
{15651}{15716}Have you seen a video|of a slaughterhouse, Ari?
{15719}{15755}Meat is murder.
{15757}{15819}Even broccoli screams|when you rip it from the ground.
{15822}{15896}Enough about the fucking menu.|Can we talk about {y:i}Queens Boulevard?
{15899}{15991}- Yeah Ari, I really want to do this.|- It's the best script I ever read.
{16024}{16091}- She's reading your scripts now?|- Vince asked me to.
{16097}{16121}He did?
{16169}{16220}Do you guys have a problem with that?
{16223}{16295}No, if you don't mind it not being printed|on recycled paper.
{16297}{16328}What's the matter, E?
{16330}{16401}Did the big words overwhelm you?|Had to pass it along?
{16403}{16452}Well, I read it.|You didn't even know about it.
{16454}{16533}I knew about it.|You think you knew about it and I didn't?
{16536}{16627}You think there is anything in this universe|that you know, that I don't know?
{16641}{16697}- Vince, can I talk to you, please?|- Yeah.
{16753}{16828}First rule of being a manager:|Control the star's fucking girlfriend.
{16831}{16896}'Cause Yoko Ono is macro-psychotic.
{16900}{16947}- What's wrong?|- Heard what he said about meat.
{16949}{16981}I know, baby, I'm sorry.
{16984}{17023}I don't know, I'm gonna wait outside.
{17025}{17097}- Your agent is a karmic disaster.|- Okay, I'll see you out there.
{17100}{17140}- I'll be like five minutes.|- All right.
{17143}{17214}Excuse me.
I was wondering|if you could take a picture with us.
{17217}{17248}Sure, why not.
{17301}{17364}Hey, idiot, you know that Scott Wick|is my best friend.
{17369}{17407}Who is Scott Wick, asshole?
{17409}{17462}He is the producer of the movie,|you dumb fuck.
{17465}{17535}Then it should be fucking easy,|don't you think, douche bag?
{17537}{17600}No, Eric, it shouldn't,|because what you don't know...
{17602}{17663}you little garlic knot-making motherfucker...
{17665}{17713}is that Wick hates Vince.
{17715}{17804}You got him excited about the script,|how'd you like to break that news to him?
{17806}{17843}Okay, I'll do that.
{17910}{17962}The producer of the movie thinks you suck.
{18061}{18091}Now what, Ari?
{18171}{18231}Is it all right if I hang out with you guys?
{18234}{18264}It's a free sidewalk.
{18322}{18362}- Bite?|- No, thank you.
{18368}{18460}You're telling me you can't find anyone|on the West Coast who has a joint?
{18462}{18499}You're slacking, Hack.
{18551}{18633}He's sending a recon team up to|Humboldt County, but he's not hopeful.
{18642}{18687}You guys in need of weed?
{18689}{18719}What do you know about it?
{18721}{18786}I got a Sherpa who grows 100% organic.
{18793}{18831}No herbicides, no pesticides.
{18833}{18920}Like we are going all the way to Everest|to score weed from your Sherpa.
{18923}{18947}Come on, you guys.
{18949}{19009}He doesn't live in Everest anymore,|he lives in Bel Air.
{19070}{19102}What's a Sherpa?
{19201}{19242}This guy sells weed out of his house?
{19245}{19304}Yeah, even the carpet is made out of hemp.|It's cool.
{19309}{19345}Just stepped in shit.
{19396}{19425}Come on, guys.
{19783}{19824}Holy shit.
{19840}{19887}Field of fucking dreams.
{19917}{19994}I said check the resins|in the vegetation chamber.
{20007}{20051}It's the new thing with lights on.
{20105}{20165}- Hey, baby.|- Dakatoka!
{20198}{20228}How're you doing?
{20232}{20326}That's her channel name.|Fiona's channel name is Dakatoka.
{20331}{20405}You are an ancient wisdom giver.
{20417}{20448}Who, Fiona is?
{20584}{20622}Johnny Drama?
{20637}{20669}I'm Johnny Drama.
{20672}{20712}I'm a fan, man.
{20745}{20807}When's the next season|of {y:i}Viking Quest, dude?
{20818}{20875}It got cancelled seven years ago.
{20968}{20997}- Bummer.|- Yeah.
{21071}{21155}Euridice, Atena,|we're gonna have a little tea...
{21172}{21220}mix some ancient Mayan mule shit.
{21238}{21271}It's hybrid.
{21389}{21412}Drama.
{22190}{22221}Earth is moving.
{22250}{22283}Did you feel that?
{22292}{22340}Everything all the time.
{22364}{22438}There's dimensions we can't even see.
{22504}{22544}Everything is evolving...
{22577}{22614}Turtle, you are a dove.
{22633}{22696}That's cool.
Can I hit that, Sherp?
Thanks.
{22724}{22771}Aren't you afraid of getting busted?
{22773}{22817}Busted, I'm entrusted.
{22865}{22919}I don't steal, I heal.
{22954}{23058}Not getting stoned, getting honed.
{23093}{23159}My probation officer|is one of my best customers.
{23231}{23291}I'm a prisoner of war.
{23316}{23344}War on drugs.
{23384}{23422}Sounds so negative, man.
{23450}{23557}I mean the man's most positive,|positive "tive" is a negative.
{23569}{23605}It's a mega negative.
{23629}{23652}Right?
{23661}{23692}Fight grass!
{23731}{23828}Let them be low, we are getting high.
{23842}{23888}We're not getting fucked down...
{23899}{23925}we're getting fucked up.
{23928}{23987}That's awesome.|I think that went out, though.
{24098}{24136}Don't touch that!
{24246}{24314}It's cool, Finley, cell phone.
{24425}{24473}- Is it cool?|- Please, enjoy.
{24589}{24619}I'm vibrating.
{24630}{24654}Hello.
{24657}{24722}Call me Helen Keller,|'cause I'm a fucking miracle worker.
{24725}{24748}7:00 at Maestros...
{24751}{24807}you're gonna break bread with Wick,|and don't be late.
{24809}{24850}{y:i}And tell Vince to wear something tight.
{24853}{24886}Yeah.
Okay.
{24927}{24959}Sorry about that.
{24977}{25046}Ari delivered Wick.
We have dinner|at Maestros at 7:00.
{25049}{25091}I'm over that project, dude.
{25108}{25153}What?
I thought you loved the script.
{25156}{25185}I'll love another.
{25188}{25259}I'm not wasting my time with some guy|who doesn't like me.
{25261}{25346}There are no others, trust me.|I know, I'm the one who reads them.
{25351}{25408}When this guy meets you, he'll love you.
{25416}{25439}Oh, yeah.
{25554}{25595}Free steak, what the fuck.
{25609}{25652}I'm dying for some red meat.
{25666}{25713}Anybody need some clean urine?
{25805}{25845}You're fucking whipped, bro.
{25855}{25892}Will you stop it already?
{25895}{25919}It's true, though.
{25921}{25974}I mean, this girl tells you|what pictures to make...
{25977}{26056}what scripts to read,|what dinners to go to.
Come on...
{26058}{26108}where's your fucking balls?
{26134}{26176}E, don't freak, all right?
{26223}{26278}I love her, I want to marry her.
{26343}{26408}- I'm fucking with you.
Relax, bro.|- That's not funny.
{26417}{26451}Look, she's leaving on Friday...
{26453}{26512}she's going to an ashram in India|for four months.
{26514}{26549}In that case, I love her.
{26552}{26620}- No problem.
She's gone.|- Got to get her out of here.
{26648}{26685}- Gentlemen, Scott Wick.|- Hello.
{26718}{26755}Let's make this snappy.
{26800}{26823}Be nice.
{26931}{26954}Beluga.
{26977}{27013}- Excuse me?|- Caviar.
{27022}{27083}Reminds me of a cold winter night|in Novgorod.
{27109}{27157}Where is Novgorod?
{27197}{27227}It's in Russia.
{27245}{27306}He didn't know that|'cause he dropped out of college.
{27309}{27348}So what did you do in Russia?
{27351}{27402}My father was an American diplomat.
{27408}{27464}That's nice, my father was a douche bag.
{27509}{27561}I'm gonna get the New York Strip...
{27569}{27644}because it reminds me|of my childhood in New York.
{27646}{27676}That's funny.
{27709}{27775}So, Scott, listen,|we want to talk to you about the script.
{27777}{27815}Vince wants to do it.
{27824}{27868}I read it and I loved it.
{27874}{27915}I appreciate that, boys...
{27929}{27993}but unfortunately, I just don't see you in it.
{27996}{28086}This movie is about a guy from Queens.
{28093}{28133}It's a kid from the neighborhood.
{28136}{28201}Vince is a guy from Queens,|he's from the neighborhood.
{28204}{28253}He doesn't feel like he is.
{28261}{28312}Where does he feel like he's from?
{28336}{28383}- The Appalachians.|- Come on.
{28391}{28436}You know what?
With all due respect...
{28464}{28524}I grew up a block|from where the script takes place...
{28527}{28562}in a shitty little apartment...
{28565}{28648}with five brothers and sisters|and a psychotically drunk father.
{28652}{28687}I am this part.
{28696}{28808}Yes, but you know that even the truth|sometimes seems fake, wouldn't you say?
{28829}{28890}This doesn't seem like it's going anywhere,|does it?
{28893}{28919}Not really.
{28932}{28980}I'm gonna order a little extra.
{29002}{29065}Maybe I'll get this rib-eye to go.
{29071}{29119}Bring a little doggy bag home for the boys.
{29122}{29169}Do I look like Goodwill to you?
{29173}{29206}What are you, high?
{29211}{29255}Actually, Scott, I am.
{29293}{29326}Is that a problem?
{29337}{29396}- Where did you get it?|- A friend of mine.
{29401}{29475}Some of the best shit I've ever smoked.|Are you in need?
{29478}{29501}I am.
{29521}{29601}My guy says the town is dry,|something about a drought.
{29604}{29642}Is your guy Black Hack?
{29661}{29743}My guy spoke to another guy.|I don't really have a guy.
{29749}{29790}I could hook you up.
{29803}{29869}What are we doing here,|talking about the script or weed?
{29872}{29916}Maybe both, E.
Maybe both.
{30093}{30116}Oh, Christ.
{30139}{30230}I have to lie at my N.A.
Meeting again.
{30344}{30384}Can I ask you a question?
{30402}{30461}Why do you have to be such a hardass|all the time?
{30467}{30497}I don't know...
{30569}{30615}because it's just fucking fun.
{30738}{30800}- Shit.|- This should be fun.
{30828}{30912}Give me one of those...|Cocksucker, motherfucker.
{30917}{30970}Relax, you said your dad's a diplomat,|right?
{30973}{31030}That was 50 fucking years ago, asshole.
{31033}{31093}- Just roll down the window.|- I'm on fucking probation.
{31096}{31119}For what?
{31122}{31199}It was nothing, it wasn't anything,|it wasn't even true.
{31230}{31260}Hello, Officer.
{31268}{31320}- License and registration.|- Sure.
{31389}{31421}Here we go.
{31501}{31561}- Is there a problem?|- Yeah, Mr.
Wick.
{31570}{31605}You're parked in a red zone.
{31633}{31661}Step out of the car, please.
{31664}{31714}- Lf you like, I can just move.|- Sir!
{31717}{31764}- Out of the car.|- Excuse me, Officer.
{31766}{31802}Hi, how are you?
{31830}{31932}You know Officer Hecht?
His daughter,|Melissa, is a good friend of mine.
{31937}{31968}I know you.
{31981}{32038}I saw the new trailer, movie looks good.
{32045}{32082}Yes, it's a good film.
{32093}{32120}It is good.
{32189}{32273}Not only does he not bust us for|smoking weed or parking in the red zone...
{32276}{32318}he asked this guy for his autograph.
{32321}{32373}- Awesome.|- What can I say, I'm above the law.
{32376}{32403}Let's toast.
{32406}{32451}What is this stuff, is it weed or grass?
{32453}{32486}Whatever, it's good for you.
{32489}{32555}I don't trust this shit.|I lived on this stuff in '93.
{32557}{32614}By the end of the year|I was sleeping standing up.
{32617}{32660}Come on guys, a goodbye toast.
{32663}{32739}- You really gonna leave us?|- I could cancel my trip.
{32741}{32775}No, don't do that.
{32777}{32833}We wouldn't want you to bum out Ramdash.
{32836}{32862}Ram Dass.
{32870}{32893}Whatever.
{32900}{32944}All right, on the count of three.
{32947}{32971}Three.
{33079}{33112}That's disgusting.
{33121}{33144}Hello.
{33147}{33186}- Mini Vince.|{y:i}- Hey, Ari.
{33189}{33230}I don't know who blew who...
{33233}{33332}but Wick's got a crush on your boy Vince,|wants him to star in his vanity project.
{33336}{33363}All right, I'll tell him.
{33368}{33438}Prepare to enter the poor house,|you little bitch.
{33487}{33532}Wick wants you in the movie.
{33584}{33642}I don't know, you think I'm Queens enough?
{33677}{33701}We'll see.
{33736}{33774}Get another round here.
{33836}{33936}>>
A couple is two.
{1996}{2032}Except in Utah.
{2043}{2123}Look at him.
Stop doing fucking yoga, man.|It's embarrassing.
{2137}{2197}- She thinks she's his trainer.|- So do you.
{2233}{2269}What?
I'm not?
{2280}{2331}What the fuck did I get certified for then?
{2333}{2378}Relax, Drama, you're his trainer.
{2381}{2465}It's all a big joke to E, because he's been|sleeping off campus at Emily's.
{2468}{2505}What, you got a low-jack on me, Turtle?
{2508}{2579}You guys are both gonna get girlfriends,|and you're gonna fuck everything up.
{2581}{2610}Quiet, here they come.
{2683}{2714}How was yoga?
{2717}{2792}- Great.
Fiona is a great teacher.|- Thanks, baby.
{2831}{2886}All right.|You ready for a real workout, Vince?
{2889}{2950}No weights.
I just had a mean stretch.
{2953}{3020}Vince, you got to hit the weights|if you want to put on size.
{3023}{3120}Bulk is so '90s, Johnny.|It's all about flexibility, don't you think?
{3148}{3174}No, I don't.
{3177}{3237}We'll catch you later.|We're gonna go grab breakfast.
{3240}{3263}Bye, guys.
{3301}{3348}I don't trust that New Age bullshit.
{3353}{3426}Me, neither,|even if it is attached to an ass like that.
{3432}{3466}Yo, E.
What up, dawg?
{3492}{3537}Not much.
How about you?
{3551}{3580}Never better.
{3618}{3653}Who's that jerkoff?
{3658}{3684}No clue.
{3825}{3869}Yankees playing the Angels Tuesday.
{3872}{3924}I got the company box|if you want to roll with.
{3926}{4013}Got the gals from {y:i}The L Word coming.|Trust me, they're only acting.
{4022}{4101}Not trying to be an asshole or anything,|but do we know each other?
{4104}{4196}Are you kidding me?
Josh Weinstein, Triad.|We met at the fight.
{4211}{4269}Oh, yeah, okay.
All right.
{4271}{4335}Do me a favor.|Put a towel on or something.
Cover up.
{4337}{4388}Not a locker room guy.
No problem.
{4406}{4483}So listen, E,|I didn't want to interrupt Vince's workout...
{4485}{4530}but I got a great piece of material.
{4533}{4584}Would you do me a favor|and have him take a look?
{4587}{4674}You got to understand, the guy gets|hundreds of scripts a week, you know that.
{4677}{4744}Yet this is something special.
It kicks ass.
{4748}{4832}It's gritty as shit.
You'll love it.|I guarantee Vince will flip.
{4873}{4936}Tell Vince it was a great move|passing on {y:i}Matterhorn, too.
{4939}{5004}- You think?|- Yeah.
Script is a piece of shit.
{5006}{5077}It's not a movie, it's a theme park ride.|There's no characters.
{5079}{5138}- That's what I said.|- But Ari pushed hard for that one.
{5141}{5196}- Yeah.|- You know he doesn't read, right?
{5206}{5302}Anyway, man, this one is different.|Takes place in your old neighborhood.
{5309}{5352}- Queens, right?|- Yeah.
{5445}{5524}- Hey, how are you?|- Hi, sweetheart.
{5527}{5598}My God.
I'm sorry.|I thought you were someone else.
{5687}{5764}- Come on, Monica.|- I'm done talking to you, Turtle.
{5768}{5836}You were supposed to hook me up|with some weed two days ago.
{5838}{5919}The whole town is dry, believe me.|I'm not holding out on you.
{5935}{5972}What are you looking at?
{5974}{6057}These Uggs, they're great,|but I can't find them anywhere.
{6059}{6105}I can get those for you in two seconds...
{6108}{6167}just give me the size and the style number.
{6208}{6240}Hey, Shauna.
What up?
{6249}{6310}I have an apparel request for Vince.
{6325}{6391}He needs a pair of Uggs|for his lady friend ASAP.
{6413}{6436}Yeah.
{6445}{6503}You don't have a weed guy, do you?
{6621}{6660}- Hey.|- Hey.
{6673}{6732}- What are you doing?|- Just reading a script.
{6740}{6816}- Any good?|- It's great so far.
{6849}{6956}So that's your job?
You read some scripts|and tell Vince which the good ones are?
{7001}{7049}Yes, something like that.
{7070}{7148}That's a really cool job.|So did you go to school for that?
{7185}{7208}No.
{7211}{7299}I love to read.|I read all the Harry Potter books and...
{7325}{7394}I don't know.
If you need a second opinion,|don't hesitate.
{7410}{7438}Okay.
Cool.
{7447}{7487}- All right.|- Thanks.
{7836}{7884}Don't get mad,|but I think she's stealing food.
{7887}{7974}- She's not stealing food.|- Shit keeps disappearing from the fridge.
{7977}{8026}Did have an eye on the meatloaf, vanish.
{8029}{8119}I know how these kleptos work.|First it's the food, then it's the plasma.
{8121}{8185}All right.
She didn't steal it,|she threw it away.
{8222}{8278}- Thrown it away, why?|- She's vegan.
{8292}{8389}- What the fuck does that mean?|- Means she's into a cruelty-free lifestyle.
{8398}{8474}It's cruel to throw away|a $65.00 steak from Morton's.
{8477}{8570}Just do me a favor, and keep the meat|out of her eye line while she's around.
{8573}{8623}Look, she's already got him|wearing cloth shoes.
{8625}{8732}These are my slippers.
They are the ones|he stole from the Four Seasons, Maui.
{8734}{8788}Those are the slippers?
Where's the robe?
{8791}{8875}Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool|and had nothing on underneath.
{8877}{8922}- She's naked at the pool?|- Yeah.
{8925}{8984}- And you were looking at her?|- She's naked at the pool.
{8986}{9037}- How's she look?|- Good enough to eat, I bet.
{9040}{9118}- Yeah.|- Too bad Vince can't eat animal products.
{9145}{9188}I'm going up.
You mind?
{9191}{9248}- Yeah, I mind.|- Sue me, I'm going.
{9290}{9326}- Vince.|- Did you call the Hack?
{9329}{9402}- Yeah.
He's got nothing.|- How can the whole town be out of weed?
{9405}{9488}Hack said the drought dried up the crops.|It ain't on me.
Peace.
{9502}{9588}- Three days, Vince.
Don't bend the rules.|- I made the rules.
{9594}{9688}- Can we talk about something important?|- This is important, it's a lifestyle issue.
{9690}{9747}Did you see the picture|of the swami in the bathroom?
{9749}{9773}It's her guru.
{9777}{9839}I don't like the way he looks at me|when I'm pissing.
{9841}{9894}- I found your next movie, Vince.|- Yeah?
{9897}{9961}The script is awesome,|you got to read it now.
{10005}{10037}Vince, I need you.
{10053}{10128}I'll read it later.
All she wants to do is fuck.
{10329}{10401}The idea is to get as close as possible|without actually touching.
{10404}{10441}How long do we have to go for?
{10444}{10500}The longer we hold out, the better the sex.
{10504}{10559}Sometimes great masters hold out for years.
{10561}{10653}But they're up in the mountains somewhere|by themselves, whacking off like crazy.
{10659}{10705}Vince, read that script?
{10741}{10808}I'm sorry, baby, I'm on a tight schedule.
{10865}{10923}Here you go, Turtle.|Now you have to stop bothering me.
{10925}{11002}Thanks, Shauna.|Vince's lady friend is going to love these.
{11006}{11074}- These are not Taiwanese knockoffs?|- Would I do that to you?
{11077}{11128}No, those are real goods.|Look at the sheepskin.
{11131}{11190}You can tell these were born|and raised in the outback.
{11193}{11228}- Yeah?|- Yeah, absolutely.
{11231}{11303}- Thanks a mil, Shauna.|- Don't thank me, thank Christy.
{11306}{11329}Christy.
{11385}{11432}- Thanks.|- Yeah, no problem.
{11434}{11530}If you ever need anything, you know,|concert tickets, pedicure...
{11541}{11604}- full body massage...|- How about a stun gun?
{11655}{11678}All right.
{11700}{11753}Shauna, what's with the photographer?
{11756}{11816}I told you, I don't want Vince|posing on these things.
{11819}{11850}I called back and said...
{11853}{11912}if he wants the Harley,|he has to take a picture on it.
{11915}{11971}- We never had that discussion.|- I had it with Turtle.
{11973}{12037}- And I spoke with Vince.|- That's all I give a shit about: {12040}{12119}What Vincent wants.
So don't fuck with me|like you're fucking with Ari.
{12125}{12189}Hey, Eric, I read it, it's awesome.
{12192}{12256}- Read what?|- The script, it's so good.
{12265}{12330}- You read it?|- God, it even made me cry.
Right, Vince?
{12333}{12361}Yeah, it did.
{12389}{12488}Hey, Shauna, just so you know.|Look, you know I love you...
{12499}{12579}- but I can't take a picture on that thing.|- Turtle said you'd do it.
{12581}{12659}It's just my girl, she's really conscious|about the environment...
{12661}{12703}she thinks it sends the wrong message.
{12705}{12794}I mean, she doesn't mind riding around|in your Hummer.
What is she thinking?
{12797}{12877}I don't know what she is thinking,|but I can't be hassled.
{12880}{12932}Vince, you're totally fucking me on this.
{12937}{12965}I'll take the picture.
{12968}{13015}What am I going to do|with your fucking picture?
{13018}{13100}Give me back those Uggs.|I know they're not for him, you fat midget.
{13102}{13175}You're going to have to pull them|from my cold, dead hands.
{13177}{13204}Oh, really?
{13252}{13290}Good boy, Arnold.
{13385}{13440}- What are you doing?|- You didn't call bank shot.
{13443}{13508}- I did.
You didn't hear me.|- You got to learn to project.
{13510}{13564}You hire a vocal coach,|you become a real asshole.
{13567}{13600}E, the script's great.
{13602}{13632}- You read it?|- Yeah.
{13634}{13683}- How many pages?|- The whole thing.
{13686}{13728}Right.
How does it end?
{13749}{13790}What are you, an asshole?
{13801}{13856}I tell you I got your next movie,|you ignore me...
{13858}{13901}Fiona likes it, you read it in an hour?
{13904}{13975}- I read it, what's the difference?|- I don't know, but there is one.
{13975}{13985}- I read it, what's the difference?|- I don't know, but there is one.
{13988}{14036}Don't worry about that.
Let's get it together.
{14038}{14092}Call Ari and find out|why he doesn't know about it.
{14095}{14175}- Yeah.
Go call Ari, get us paid.|- Shut up, Turtle.
{14196}{14248}Vince, you seen any juicy parts for me?
{14250}{14316}- Maybe you could play his father.|- Fuck you.
{14367}{14413}- Ari Gold's office.|- Hey.
{14415}{14482}{y:i}- Hey, you left your wallet at my house.|- Did I?
{14497}{14559}Yes.
Is that your way of saying|you want to come back?
{14561}{14585}{y:i}Sort of, yeah.
{14610}{14690}We read a script that we love.|Any way Ari is free for lunch?
{14693}{14727}{y:i}Like in December.
{14729}{14798}Hold on.|Let me just take care of something for you.
{14828}{14897}All right, I just rescheduled|Anthony LaPaglia.
{14909}{14955}- Thanks.|{y:i}- I'll see you tonight?
{14958}{14990}- Okay.
Bye.|{y:i}- Bye.
{15025}{15055}- Pussy.|- Faggot.
{15190}{15285}Yeah, I'll get the Full Mung Bean Meatloaf.
{15311}{15334}Okay.
{15358}{15429}What the fuck are we doing here?|I'm on Atkins, I need protein.
{15431}{15484}Come on, there's plenty of protein|in mung beans.
{15487}{15532}I'm talking about real proteins,|like man protein.
{15534}{15576}Like from the flesh of slaughtered animals.
{15578}{15649}Got to have war paint on them,|blood dripping.
It's what I need.
{15651}{15716}Have you seen a video|of a slaughterhouse, Ari?
{15719}{15755}Meat is murder.
{15757}{15819}Even broccoli screams|when you rip it from the ground.
{15822}{15896}Enough about the fucking menu.|Can we talk about {y:i}Queens Boulevard?
{15899}{15991}- Yeah Ari, I really want to do this.|- It's the best script I ever read.
{16024}{16091}- She's reading your scripts now?|- Vince asked me to.
{16097}{16121}He did?
{16169}{16220}Do you guys have a problem with that?
{16223}{16295}No, if you don't mind it not being printed|on recycled paper.
{16297}{16328}What's the matter, E?
{16330}{16401}Did the big words overwhelm you?|Had to pass it along?
{16403}{16452}Well, I read it.|You didn't even know about it.
{16454}{16533}I knew about it.|You think you knew about it and I didn't?
{16536}{16627}You think there is anything in this universe|that you know, that I don't know?
{16641}{16697}- Vince, can I talk to you, please?|- Yeah.
{16753}{16828}First rule of being a manager:|Control the star's fucking girlfriend.
{16831}{16896}'Cause Yoko Ono is macro-psychotic.
{16900}{16947}- What's wrong?|- Heard what he said about meat.
{16949}{16981}I know, baby, I'm sorry.
{16984}{17023}I don't know, I'm gonna wait outside.
{17025}{17097}- Your agent is a karmic disaster.|- Okay, I'll see you out there.
{17100}{17140}- I'll be like five minutes.|- All right.
{17143}{17214}Excuse me.
I was wondering|if you could take a picture with us.
{17217}{17248}Sure, why not.
{17301}{17364}Hey, idiot, you know that Scott Wick|is my best friend.
{17369}{17407}Who is Scott Wick, asshole?
{17409}{17462}He is the producer of the movie,|you dumb fuck.
{17465}{17535}Then it should be fucking easy,|don't you think, douche bag?
{17537}{17600}No, Eric, it shouldn't,|because what you don't know...
{17602}{17663}you little garlic knot-making motherfucker...
{17665}{17713}is that Wick hates Vince.
{17715}{17804}You got him excited about the script,|how'd you like to break that news to him?
{17806}{17843}Okay, I'll do that.
{17910}{17962}The producer of the movie thinks you suck.
{18061}{18091}Now what, Ari?
{18171}{18231}Is it all right if I hang out with you guys?
{18234}{18264}It's a free sidewalk.
{18322}{18362}- Bite?|- No, thank you.
{18368}{18460}You're telling me you can't find anyone|on the West Coast who has a joint?
{18462}{18499}You're slacking, Hack.
{18551}{18633}He's sending a recon team up to|Humboldt County, but he's not hopeful.
{18642}{18687}You guys in need of weed?
{18689}{18719}What do you know about it?
{18721}{18786}I got a Sherpa who grows 100% organic.
{18793}{18831}No herbicides, no pesticides.
{18833}{18920}Like we are going all the way to Everest|to score weed from your Sherpa.
{18923}{18947}Come on, you guys.
{18949}{19009}He doesn't live in Everest anymore,|he lives in Bel Air.
{19070}{19102}What's a Sherpa?
{19201}{19242}This guy sells weed out of his house?
{19245}{19304}Yeah, even the carpet is made out of hemp.|It's cool.
{19309}{19345}Just stepped in shit.
{19396}{19425}Come on, guys.
{19783}{19824}Holy shit.
{19840}{19887}Field of fucking dreams.
{19917}{19994}I said check the resins|in the vegetation chamber.
{20007}{20051}It's the new thing with lights on.
{20105}{20165}- Hey, baby.|- Dakatoka!
{20198}{20228}How're you doing?
{20232}{20326}That's her channel name.|Fiona's channel name is Dakatoka.
{20331}{20405}You are an ancient wisdom giver.
{20417}{20448}Who, Fiona is?
{20584}{20622}Johnny Drama?
{20637}{20669}I'm Johnny Drama.
{20672}{20712}I'm a fan, man.
{20745}{20807}When's the next season|of {y:i}Viking Quest, dude?
{20818}{20875}It got cancelled seven years ago.
{20968}{20997}- Bummer.|- Yeah.
{21071}{21155}Euridice, Atena,|we're gonna have a little tea...
{21172}{21220}mix some ancient Mayan mule shit.
{21238}{21271}It's hybrid.
{21389}{21412}Drama.
{22190}{22221}Earth is moving.
{22250}{22283}Did you feel that?
{22292}{22340}Everything all the time.
{22364}{22438}There's dimensions we can't even see.
{22504}{22544}Everything is evolving...
{22577}{22614}Turtle, you are a dove.
{22633}{22696}That's cool.
Can I hit that, Sherp?
Thanks.
{22724}{22771}Aren't you afraid of getting busted?
{22773}{22817}Busted, I'm entrusted.
{22865}{22919}I don't steal, I heal.
{22954}{23058}Not getting stoned, getting honed.
{23093}{23159}My probation officer|is one of my best customers.
{23231}{23291}I'm a prisoner of war.
{23316}{23344}War on drugs.
{23384}{23422}Sounds so negative, man.
{23450}{23557}I mean the man's most positive,|positive "tive" is a negative.
{23569}{23605}It's a mega negative.
{23629}{23652}Right?
{23661}{23692}Fight grass!
{23731}{23828}Let them be low, we are getting high.
{23842}{23888}We're not getting fucked down...
{23899}{23925}we're getting fucked up.
{23928}{23987}That's awesome.|I think that went out, though.
{24098}{24136}Don't touch that!
{24246}{24314}It's cool, Finley, cell phone.
{24425}{24473}- Is it cool?|- Please, enjoy.
{24589}{24619}I'm vibrating.
{24630}{24654}Hello.
{24657}{24722}Call me Helen Keller,|'cause I'm a fucking miracle worker.
{24725}{24748}7:00 at Maestros...
{24751}{24807}you're gonna break bread with Wick,|and don't be late.
{24809}{24850}{y:i}And tell Vince to wear something tight.
{24853}{24886}Yeah.
Okay.
{24927}{24959}Sorry about that.
{24977}{25046}Ari delivered Wick.
We have dinner|at Maestros at 7:00.
{25049}{25091}I'm over that project, dude.
{25108}{25153}What?
I thought you loved the script.
{25156}{25185}I'll love another.
{25188}{25259}I'm not wasting my time with some guy|who doesn't like me.
{25261}{25346}There are no others, trust me.|I know, I'm the one who reads them.
{25351}{25408}When this guy meets you, he'll love you.
{25416}{25439}Oh, yeah.
{25554}{25595}Free steak, what the fuck.
{25609}{25652}I'm dying for some red meat.
{25666}{25713}Anybody need some clean urine?
{25805}{25845}You're fucking whipped, bro.
{25855}{25892}Will you stop it already?
{25895}{25919}It's true, though.
{25921}{25974}I mean, this girl tells you|what pictures to make...
{25977}{26056}what scripts to read,|what dinners to go to.
Come on...
{26058}{26108}where's your fucking balls?
{26134}{26176}E, don't freak, all right?
{26223}{26278}I love her, I want to marry her.
{26343}{26408}- I'm fucking with you.
Relax, bro.|- That's not funny.
{26417}{26451}Look, she's leaving on Friday...
{26453}{26512}she's going to an ashram in India|for four months.
{26514}{26549}In that case, I love her.
{26552}{26620}- No problem.
She's gone.|- Got to get her out of here.
{26648}{26685}- Gentlemen, Scott Wick.|- Hello.
{26718}{26755}Let's make this snappy.
{26800}{26823}Be nice.
{26931}{26954}Beluga.
{26977}{27013}- Excuse me?|- Caviar.
{27022}{27083}Reminds me of a cold winter night|in Novgorod.
{27109}{27157}Where is Novgorod?
{27197}{27227}It's in Russia.
{27245}{27306}He didn't know that|'cause he dropped out of college.
{27309}{27348}So what did you do in Russia?
{27351}{27402}My father was an American diplomat.
{27408}{27464}That's nice, my father was a douche bag.
{27509}{27561}I'm gonna get the New York Strip...
{27569}{27644}because it reminds me|of my childhood in New York.
{27646}{27676}That's funny.
{27709}{27775}So, Scott, listen,|we want to talk to you about the script.
{27777}{27815}Vince wants to do it.
{27824}{27868}I read it and I loved it.
{27874}{27915}I appreciate that, boys...
{27929}{27993}but unfortunately, I just don't see you in it.
{27996}{28086}This movie is about a guy from Queens.
{28093}{28133}It's a kid from the neighborhood.
{28136}{28201}Vince is a guy from Queens,|he's from the neighborhood.
{28204}{28253}He doesn't feel like he is.
{28261}{28312}Where does he feel like he's from?
{28336}{28383}- The Appalachians.|- Come on.
{28391}{28436}You know what?
With all due respect...
{28464}{28524}I grew up a block|from where the script takes place...
{28527}{28562}in a shitty little apartment...
{28565}{28648}with five brothers and sisters|and a psychotically drunk father.
{28652}{28687}I am this part.
{28696}{28808}Yes, but you know that even the truth|sometimes seems fake, wouldn't you say?
{28829}{28890}This doesn't seem like it's going anywhere,|does it?
{28893}{28919}Not really.
{28932}{28980}I'm gonna order a little extra.
{29002}{29065}Maybe I'll get this rib-eye to go.
{29071}{29119}Bring a little doggy bag home for the boys.
{29122}{29169}Do I look like Goodwill to you?
{29173}{29206}What are you, high?
{29211}{29255}Actually, Scott, I am.
{29293}{29326}Is that a problem?
{29337}{29396}- Where did you get it?|- A friend of mine.
{29401}{29475}Some of the best shit I've ever smoked.|Are you in need?
{29478}{29501}I am.
{29521}{29601}My guy says the town is dry,|something about a drought.
{29604}{29642}Is your guy Black Hack?
{29661}{29743}My guy spoke to another guy.|I don't really have a guy.
{29749}{29790}I could hook you up.
{29803}{29869}What are we doing here,|talking about the script or weed?
{29872}{29916}Maybe both, E.
Maybe both.
{30093}{30116}Oh, Christ.
{30139}{30230}I have to lie at my N.A.
Meeting again.
{30344}{30384}Can I ask you a question?
{30402}{30461}Why do you have to be such a hardass|all the time?
{30467}{30497}I don't know...
{30569}{30615}because it's just fucking fun.
{30738}{30800}- Shit.|- This should be fun.
{30828}{30912}Give me one of those...|Cocksucker, motherfucker.
{30917}{30970}Relax, you said your dad's a diplomat,|right?
{30973}{31030}That was 50 fucking years ago, asshole.
{31033}{31093}- Just roll down the window.|- I'm on fucking probation.
{31096}{31119}For what?
{31122}{31199}It was nothing, it wasn't anything,|it wasn't even true.
{31230}{31260}Hello, Officer.
{31268}{31320}- License and registration.|- Sure.
{31389}{31421}Here we go.
{31501}{31561}- Is there a problem?|- Yeah, Mr.
Wick.
{31570}{31605}You're parked in a red zone.
{31633}{31661}Step out of the car, please.
{31664}{31714}- Lf you like, I can just move.|- Sir!
{31717}{31764}- Out of the car.|- Excuse me, Officer.
{31766}{31802}Hi, how are you?
{31830}{31932}You know Officer Hecht?
His daughter,|Melissa, is a good friend of mine.
{31937}{31968}I know you.
{31981}{32038}I saw the new trailer, movie looks good.
{32045}{32082}Yes, it's a good film.
{32093}{32120}It is good.
{32189}{32273}Not only does he not bust us for|smoking weed or parking in the red zone...
{32276}{32318}he asked this guy for his autograph.
{32321}{32373}- Awesome.|- What can I say, I'm above the law.
{32376}{32403}Let's toast.
{32406}{32451}What is this stuff, is it weed or grass?
{32453}{32486}Whatever, it's good for you.
{32489}{32555}I don't trust this shit.|I lived on this stuff in '93.
{32557}{32614}By the end of the year|I was sleeping standing up.
{32617}{32660}Come on guys, a goodbye toast.
{32663}{32739}- You really gonna leave us?|- I could cancel my trip.
{32741}{32775}No, don't do that.
{32777}{32833}We wouldn't want you to bum out Ramdash.
{32836}{32862}Ram Dass.
{32870}{32893}Whatever.
{32900}{32944}All right, on the count of three.
{32947}{32971}Three.
{33079}{33112}That's disgusting.
{33121}{33144}Hello.
{33147}{33186}- Mini Vince.|{y:i}- Hey, Ari.
{33189}{33230}I don't know who blew who...
{33233}{33332}but Wick's got a crush on your boy Vince,|wants him to star in his vanity project.
{33336}{33363}All right, I'll tell him.
{33368}{33438}Prepare to enter the poor house,|you little bitch.
{33487}{33532}Wick wants you in the movie.
{33584}{33642}I don't know, you think I'm Queens enough?
{33677}{33701}We'll see.
{33736}{33774}Get another round here.
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