Programa de TV: Entourage - 1x3
{1883}{1923}You see that?
He recognized me.
{3233}{3337}$3 million for eight rounds!
It's unreal.|You gotta make a movie to make that much.
{3340}{3386}Are you crazy?
Did you see that guy's face?
{3389}{3437}No amount of money's|gonna get me in the ring.
{3440}{3494}$50,000, I'd let Klitschko|beat the fuck out of me.
{3497}{3568}I'll beat the fuck out of you for free.|What do you think?
{3571}{3629}I'm telling you,|Klitschko don't hit that hard, man.
{3631}{3665}You kidding?
The guy's Russian.
{3667}{3730}He's got that Mongolian|Genghis Khan warrior blood in him.
{3733}{3800}I'd do three shots of Stoli|and let him blast away.
{3821}{3852}You fucking dick.
{3867}{3892}You'd be a dead man.
{3895}{3982}Yeah, but I'd be flush.|I tell you, I'd let that hit me for free...
{3989}{4033}- Fuck off, asshole.|- It was him.
{4036}{4083}- Relax.|- He didn't mean that.
{4085}{4124}- Hi, Vince.|- Hi.
{4127}{4171}- How are you?|- Good.
{4182}{4214}I'm Johnny.
{4281}{4316}Let's go to the bar.
{4505}{4604}- Let's see.
What do you guys want?|- Beer, baby.
{4606}{4654}What did you think of the seats?
{4668}{4724}- Amazing.|- Two very slow white men.
{4726}{4779}I apologize.
But goddamn,|there was some blood.
{4781}{4817}- You liked the blood?|- Loved it.
{4819}{4904}That was for you.
If you see Rob Schneider,|tell him you bought those seats.
{4906}{4930}What do you want to drink?
{5075}{5140}Listen.
Three tequilas would be great,|all right?
{5143}{5192}- Cheers!|- Good for what ails you.
{5238}{5262}Yes!
{5276}{5346}- Jimmy!
Jimmy Kimmel!|- How you doing?
{5349}{5386}You know Vincent Chase, right?
{5389}{5428}- Yeah, how are you?|- There you go.
{5430}{5459}- What's happening?|- Big fan.
{5461}{5525}Thank you.
I appreciate it.|We should get you on the show.
{5528}{5598}- Yeah.
I'd love to do it, anytime.|- I'd love to have you.
{5601}{5660}Like tomorrow,|we'd love to have you if we could.
{5662}{5714}I don't know, you're putting me on the spot.
{5717}{5750}I know you got the movie.
{5753}{5812}- You got a movie coming out Friday.|- It can't hurt.
{5814}{5855}All right, fuck it.
See you tomorrow.
{5857}{5923}- There you go, he's in!|- All right.
I'll call you, then?
{5925}{5969}- Absolutely.|- Very good.
Thanks, Ari.
{5972}{6051}Pleased to meet you.|I can't.
I don't drink.
I'm sorry.
{6084}{6115}I do drink.
{6117}{6177}- Say hello to your brother for me, too.|- Johnny?
{6179}{6240}Tell him I said hi.|I haven't seen him in a long time.
{6242}{6292}- He's around here somewhere.|- See you, Jimmy.
{6294}{6324}There you go.
You're in.
{6331}{6372}So, I got this guy, Rufus.
{6374}{6450}He's got this company called|Home Video Solutions.
{6457}{6523}He just installed|this sweet little home system...
{6525}{6561}in my place on Mulholland.
{6563}{6650}State-of-the art everything.|I could charge admission at this place.
{6653}{6682}- Really?|- I'm not kidding you.
{6685}{6776}Here's the kicker:|I mention Rufus' name in {y:i}InStyle.
{6785}{6848}All he charges me for is installation.
{6853}{6932}- Fuck you!|- No.
Fuck you, seriously.
{6935}{6981}Rufus, that's how he does it.
{6983}{7047}He's a wild cat, Rufus.|I got his card here somewhere.
{7049}{7085}I'd love that.
{7101}{7152}You still doing that thing with Wes?
{7155}{7206}Yeah.
We're gonna start shooting in June.
{7209}{7277}Did you get anyone|to play the part of the partner?
{7279}{7341}Yeah.
Unfortunately,|my brother's gonna do it.
{7374}{7408}He's costly.
{7414}{7473}If he falls out, you think of me, right?
{7477}{7546}Always.
Always thinking of you,|Johnny Drama.
{7593}{7657}- Thanks a lot, Luke.
I appreciate it.|- Call Rufus.
{7766}{7837}Vince, you gonna prepare anything|for the show?
{7846}{7921}No.
That would take all the fun out of|just winging it.
{7924}{7975}The guy's gonna ask you a lot of questions.
{7977}{8049}Yeah, it's {y:i}Jimmy Kimmel.|Not {y:i}60 Minutes, bro.
{8051}{8123}All right, you'll see.|You should have some stories ready.
{8125}{8152}Hey, ladies.
{8170}{8227}You got any stories I can tell|on {y:i}Jimmy Kimmel?
{8229}{8291}You know what?
The night's still young.
{8304}{8344}The night is young.
{8494}{8592}- Taste this.|- I am not tasting that, it stinks.
{8597}{8641}- What the fuck is it?|- It's a new recipe.
{8644}{8709}Tofu spirulina scramble, it's delicious.|Taste it.
{8712}{8754}It smells like dog shit scramble.
{8757}{8806}Eat your Froot Loops and shut up.
{8819}{8904}- What the fuck smells?|- Open a window, Drama.
Jesus Christ!
{8906}{8995}You know what?|Kitchen's closed, fellas.
Enjoy cold cereal.
{9051}{9126}- So, you want to talk about Kimmel?|- Jimmy Kimmel?
{9129}{9201}- Vince is doing the show tonight.|- Fuck Jimmy Kimmel.
{9215}{9297}- You're angrier than usual this morning.|- Jimmy Kimmel's a prick.
{9299}{9346}Why?
He said to say hello to you.
{9349}{9385}He's a phony prick.
{9388}{9450}He and I were running buddies|back in the day.
{9453}{9520}That was before|I got kicked off of {y:i}Melrose Place.
{9523}{9609}The money ran dry.
I lost my house.|I had to move into that motel on Wilcox.
{9612}{9657}After that, that was it.
{9661}{9736}He dropped me like a bad habit.|Never heard from the guy again.
{9739}{9780}I never heard that story.
{9783}{9845}Well, you know me.
I don't like to advertise.
{9874}{9936}- Cancel on the prick, Vince.|- He can't cancel.
{9957}{10035}- I can't cancel.|- What are you gonna talk about, though?
{10037}{10117}E., it's a talk show.|They ask you questions.
You answer them.
{10120}{10201}"What's up?"
"Not much."|"How you feeling?"
"Pretty good."
{10204}{10271}Don't forget about the time|you tanked on {y:i}Regis and Kelly.
{10273}{10325}That was a morning show.|We pulled an all-nighter.
{10328}{10355}Plus, who could focus...
{10357}{10438}with hot-ass Kelly Ripa up there|interrogating you?
{10455}{10512}- So, what's really bothering you, E?|- What?
{10515}{10600}Are you really concerned about me,|or is this maybe a Kristen issue?
{10602}{10675}- Yep.|- Don't tell me Kristen's back in the game.
{10677}{10750}Fuck off.
She's picking up her shit|later today.
That's all.
{10753}{10806}I offered to help him box it up|and send it off.
{10809}{10835}But he didn't want that.
{10837}{10894}Throw her shit in the garbage|and change your number.
{10897}{10981}Yeah.
She comes down here,|you're out of commission for two weeks.
{10984}{11010}I can't have that.
{11013}{11086}Broken up and still pussy-whipped.|That's just sad.
{11089}{11153}These guys are right.|You lose control around that girl.
{11156}{11235}You guys don't know dick.|You never had a relationship.
{11237}{11313}You never ended one.
The only person|you've ever loved is yourself.
{11316}{11344}What's not to love?
{11346}{11421}Look, breaking up is painful.|That's why I never do it.
{11424}{11501}Why hurt someone|when you can just let it drag on forever?
{11512}{11571}Come on.|You must've broken up with someone.
{11581}{11639}- No, Johnny.
Nobody.|- Bullshit!
{11645}{11756}What about Becky Serrano in junior high?|I remember, she was crying by the lockers.
{11759}{11826}I never broke up with Becky.|I liked her too much for that.
{11829}{11910}No, you just started banging|Meredith Tierney at the same time.
{11913}{11949}Yeah.
I liked her, too.
{11952}{12031}I don't know how you get away|with this shit.
Lucky guy.
{12067}{12127}Vince, I was talking to Luke Wilson|last night.
{12129}{12225}He's got this phat home theater.|I think we should make a play for one.
{12257}{12317}- You couldn't call me?|- It happened last night.
{12320}{12392}There's a right way to do things|and a wrong way to do things.
{12395}{12472}- And which one was this?|- Don't make a plan without consulting me.
{12475}{12535}You don't circumvent the system.|There are consequences.
{12538}{12583}Is he gonna get killed for going on {y:i}Kimmel?
{12585}{12651}- You might get killed for being an asshole.|- Shauna.
{12653}{12760}If you want to do {y:i}Kimmel, come to me.|I'm your publicist.
That's what I'm here for.
{12763}{12823}I gave him the idea for {y:i}The Man Show.|He loves my ass.
{12825}{12905}- Come here with that neck.|- Cut that shit out.
Look, I'm serious.
{12908}{12964}You don't want to piss off Letterman|or Leno.
{12966}{13063}- You don't want to piss off Shauna.|- I think she's looks kind of sexy, pissed.
{13065}{13149}I am.
But those guys|are vindictive pricks.
Here, try this on.
{13157}{13252}- I'm sorry, okay?
Do you forgive me?|- Have you ever even seen the show?
{13255}{13293}- What?
{y:i}Jimmy Kimmel?|- Yeah.
{13296}{13340}I don't know.
Maybe.
What's the difference?
{13343}{13403}He's not asking me to watch it.|He's asking to be on it.
{13405}{13446}I think he should go with Byblos.
{13449}{13506}If he decides later he doesn't like it,|I'll take it.
{13509}{13546}Have to let the shoulders out a bit.
{13549}{13637}You should get a few suits to choose|from, so you're not locked into one.
{13640}{13707}- He doesn't wear suits.|- He does now.
{13709}{13763}He gets them for free, you cheap fuck.
{13765}{13819}- That's a keeper.|- Nice.
{13821}{13849}Hello.
{13852}{13933}- You should get me on a talk show.
I'd kill.|- I'll get you on {y:i}Springer.
{13936}{13995}Fat, little horny fucks,|and the women that despise them.
{13998}{14028}What are you laughing at?
{14030}{14096}Maybe I'll get you on {y:i}Montel|with Don Swayze...
{14099}{14157}Joey Travolta|and the other retarded star siblings.
{14185}{14231}- That's funny.|- Kimmel's girl just called.
{14233}{14309}- They're calling back in an hour.|- You're gonna have to do that, E.
{14312}{14383}It's gonna get my head screwed up.|I gotta keep my spontaneity.
{14385}{14447}Fuck spontaneity.|Well-dressed, well-prepared.
{14449}{14481}That's what makes you a star.
{14484}{14539}You wanna write that down for me|in case I forget?
{14541}{14586}Yeah.
Try this one on, all right?
{14626}{14667}Yeah, that could be funny.
{14670}{14743}The script pages got all switched.|The director got confused.
{14745}{14805}- Everybody really laughed about it.|- Boring.
{14827}{14894}Then they fixed it.|Yeah, I guess you had to be there.
{14897}{14926}What else?
{14929}{15020}Tell him about that stoned-out craft|service girl who blew me after lunch.
{15022}{15078}- Why don't you stop it, Drama?|- I'm trying to help.
{15081}{15116}You're embarrassing me.
{15119}{15216}I was on {y:i}Arsenio.
It never aired.|'Cause he got cancelled, but I was good.
{15264}{15328}Let's see.
Here's something.
I got one.
{15331}{15419}Vince went to the High School|of Performing Arts where they shot {y:i}Fame.
{15421}{15529}But he never saw the movie or the TV Show.|I always found that kind of funny.
{15542}{15614}Maybe not funny, but ironic at least.|I don't know.
{15629}{15656}Hold on a second.
{15659}{15717}You want to do this?
This is your interview.
{15720}{15779}I've never done this before.|I don't know what to say.
{15781}{15822}You're doing a good job.
{15841}{15931}Yeah.
Vince actually...|He's not available right now.
{15949}{16016}I'll talk to him|and see if we can come up with something.
{16019}{16084}I'll call you later, okay?
Thank you.
{16101}{16195}Man, you're really bombing, bro.|Maybe we should just cancel.
{16198}{16236}No.
Don't even cancel.
{16247}{16305}Just don't show.
That'll really fuck Kimmel.
{16308}{16335}You'd never cancel.
{16337}{16404}Why would I cancel|when it's so much fun to watch him freak?
{16407}{16480}You're gonna freak.|Sara Foster is also on the show tonight.
{16483}{16525}Shit.
You serious?
{16569}{16646}- You're fucking dead!|- Fuck you, baby!
{16687}{16721}Yo, Turtle!
{16847}{16880}I'm not walking.
{16901}{16971}Sara Foster?
That chick is hot.
{16973}{17033}You think she'll bring other hotties|with her?
{17036}{17111}- Why would she?|- 'Cause hotties roll in packs, baby.
{17160}{17209}I never broke up with her, either.
{17223}{17308}We had that crazy night in the Hamptons.|I never called her again.
{17312}{17380}I'm not proud of that.|But that's not breaking up.
{17391}{17436}See?
My record's intact.
{17439}{17473}No asterisk there.
{17484}{17522}What are you gonna say to her?
{17525}{17592}What do you mean, what am I...|I'm not planning anything.
{17595}{17681}- What I say when I see her is what I'll say.|- What about Kristen, E?
{17684}{17758}Same thing.
Whatever I say when I see her|is what I'll say.
{17761}{17826}Bullshit.
He's gonna cry like a little bitch.
{17829}{17868}Cry like a little bitch.
{17967}{18048}Why are you using Vince as a defense...|Run, Forrest, run!
{18087}{18111}You look great.
{18113}{18168}Thanks.
I'm probably in the best shape|of my life.
{18170}{18221}- You look like shit.|- I do?
{18224}{18288}Yeah, who's been cutting your hair?
Turtle?
{18303}{18348}No, I just haven't...
{18388}{18464}- Still doing the Pilates?|- When I have time.
I'm really busy.
{18467}{18539}Yeah, me, too.
Real busy.|Got no time for anything.
{18541}{18610}No time for haircuts.|Got a lot of shit going on right now.
{18613}{18663}- Like what?|- Stuff.
{18671}{18745}- Really, like what?|- Like stuff.
Don't quiz me.
{18753}{18796}What did you do today?
{18817}{18857}You don't get my job, you never did.
{18860}{18922}I shopped and I played golf.|But it's not how it sounds.
{18925}{18951}Shopping and golf?
{18953}{19033}Vince is doing {y:i}Jimmy Kimmel tonight.|I've got to keep his mind focused.
{19036}{19088}He's on with Sara Foster.|You know who that is?
{19091}{19173}They had a one-night stand and|he never called her.
Can you believe that?
{19175}{19245}I can.
Vince has to break up with girls|before it gets serious.
{19248}{19284}That way he can't get hurt.
{19287}{19356}Textbook narcissist.|He has major intimacy issues.
{19359}{19431}- You think that's what it is?|- I'm a Psych major, Eric.
{19450}{19509}Turtle tells me|you're thinking of buying a house.
{19512}{19542}Not exactly.
{19577}{19659}Of course.
Vince is gonna buy a house,|and you're all gonna live in it.
{19662}{19704}Yeah.
Something like that.
{19714}{19749}- Fuck.|- What?
{19751}{19800}What happened to you|getting your own place?
{19803}{19870}- I am getting my own place.|- When?
When Vince dies?
{19873}{19934}When the time is right.
Jesus!
What?
{19993}{20028}Can't this wait?
{20039}{20115}It's in the second drawer.
Jesus!
{20164}{20218}- Vince says hello.|- Great.
Look, I gotta go.
{20221}{20276}I was hoping|we weren't going to fight about this.
{20278}{20371}- I thought you like to fight.|- Only when it leads to make-up sex.
{20409}{20448}That's not gonna happen.
{20713}{20739}Wait.
{20758}{20811}Let's be clear about one thing, okay?
{20821}{20900}- This isn't make-up sex.
It's break-up sex.|- Whatever.
{21058}{21108}This fucking place is a shithole.
{21111}{21175}This can't be the place.
It looks like a dump.
{21204}{21279}Luke Wilson's system|was in the neighborhood of $190,000.
{21284}{21317}$190,000?
{21330}{21387}- Can't you do any better?|- No, I can't.
{21396}{21463}I didn't want to have to bring this up,|all right?
{21537}{21631}- I work for a fairly prominent movie star.|- Yeah.
Who?
{21639}{21681}- Vincent Chase.|- Really?
{21721}{21748}He's great.
{21751}{21820}Maybe you recognize me.
I'm his brother.
{21822}{21846}No.
{21850}{21922}Anyway, off the record,|my man is doing {y:i}Jimmy Kimmel tonight.
{21925}{21999}- All right.|- What if we threw in a plug for your outfit?
{22005}{22072}Would that be cool?|Would that be worth something?
{22086}{22116}I'll tell you what.
{22118}{22192}You deliver on that promise,|I give you half off.
{22219}{22266}But if he wears this hat...
{22290}{22321}it's free.
{22362}{22417}So all he has to do is wear the hat?
{22420}{22473}- Check this out.|- She's sweet.
{22476}{22532}Yeah.
She's gonna be naked in a second.
{22597}{22626}So, now what?
{22631}{22697}You wanna go to dinner tomorrow night?|Talk about all this?
{22700}{22812}Eric, you're really not getting this concept.|This was break-up sex, for real.
{22837}{22910}So, what, you just had sex with me|as a goodbye?
{22913}{22952}Yeah.
It was great.
{23047}{23099}- I feel dirty.|- Take a shower.
{23184}{23225}- Tie or no tie?|- No tie.
{23239}{23304}- What do you know?|- Where are you guys going, church?
{23307}{23399}- Gotta look nice for the ladies.|- Vince, come on.
We're gonna be late.
{23401}{23459}- What ladies?|- Kimmel's green room.
{23473}{23526}We hear it's stocked like a trout pond.
{23529}{23575}So, how'd it go with Kristen?
{23577}{23633}- We said goodbye.|- After you plowed her?
{23654}{23752}- We had break-up sex, all right?|- "Break-up sex"?
Never heard of it.
{23756}{23847}Yeah.
You have sex, and then that's it.|You say goodbye.
{23860}{23911}That's the only kind of sex I have.
{23917}{23960}- Hey, homey.|- What's up?
{23963}{24043}- You look like you just rolled out of bed.|- Yeah, I did.
{24058}{24103}You're gonna wear that shirt?
{24108}{24143}No, it's wrinkled.
{24203}{24243}I'm gonna wear this one.
{24251}{24306}- You got style, bro.|- Looks good!
{24469}{24507}{y:i}We got a good show tonight.
{24509}{24572}{y:i}All right, from the movie, The Big Bounce...
{24575}{24620}{y:i}Sara Foster, here, tonight!
{24665}{24739}{y:i}Heard a lot about this.|{y:i}This movie everybody's talking about...
{24741}{24818}{y:i}the movie, Head On,|{y:i}the star of it, Vincent Chase, here, tonight!
{24871}{24928}- Where are the suits?|- Right here, baby.
{24930}{25022}Shauna, don't tell Kimmel I'm here.|'Cause he and I have some issues.
{25025}{25068}Yeah, mum's the word, Drama.
{25116}{25160}Don't tell me you made notes.
{25169}{25196}Only one.
{25209}{25271}- Home Video Solutions.|- Yes.
{25288}{25360}You guys go to the green room.|I'm gonna take Vince to makeup.
{25363}{25404}- Where is it?|- That way.
{25416}{25520}Vince, extra concealer.|That's the key under house lights.
{25532}{25588}- Good luck, buddy.|- Go get them, baby!
{25798}{25884}I don't know about the afterlife,|but this life is sweet.
{25947}{25996}- Shall we?|- We shall.
{26714}{26747}This is bad.
{26765}{26791}What?
{26812}{26903}- I never called you.|- Please.
I never called you.
{26934}{26981}- Really?|- Really.
{27009}{27064}Yeah, well, I still feel bad.
{27097}{27152}I feel worse, trust me.
{27219}{27258}You look incredible.
{27294}{27350}You, too.
Come in.
{27385}{27415}Close the door.
{27485}{27566}You know me, Shauna.
I like|to play the field.
Keep my options open.
{27569}{27636}When I settle down, it's gonna be forever.
{27657}{27707}Weren't you married once already?
{27710}{27781}Nine days.
It was annulled.
Next time.
{27892}{27939}- Ari's late.|- Good.
{27972}{28012}- I'm early.|- Good.
{28014}{28044}Hey, guys.
{28213}{28265}- You smoke?|- Cigarettes?
{28281}{28347}Yeah, I've been trying to quit recently.
{28363}{28437}- How hard are you trying?|- Not that hard.
{28456}{28483}Good.
{28629}{28709}- I thought he quit?|- Cigarettes, not pussy.
{28927}{28958}Ready in five.
{28968}{29000}We need 10.
{29060}{29157}I've tried everything.
I tried the patch.|It left a yellow stain on my arm.
{29160}{29226}- I know.
Me, too.|- Have you ever tried Nicorette?
{29229}{29297}I did, I tried it,|but I couldn't follow the instructions.
{29300}{29371}I never thought chewing gum|could be so complicated.
{29384}{29452}I even tried smoking|only when drinking coffee.
{29498}{29559}Me, too, I started drinking 25 cups a day.
{29561}{29624}I went to a hypnotist, cost $500.
{29644}{29700}- How did that go?|- It went pretty good...
{29703}{29762}until I saw a pair of shoes|that I could've bought.
{29765}{29809}I started smoking again.
{29857}{29904}But this time I'm quitting for sure.
{29906}{29946}- For sure.|- Yeah.
{29986}{30012}Me, too.
{30142}{30195}Wanna share one more?|Let's share one more.
{30197}{30224}Definitely.
{30307}{30387}What kind of a guy do you go out with?|What do you look for in a man?
{30389}{30471}Honestly, just a regular, nice guy...
{30473}{30512}like yourself!
{30550}{30649}Tell him I don't represent talent.|I represent temperature, and he's not hot.
{30652}{30684}Sarah Silverman.
Hi.
{30687}{30752}- Ari Gold, hi.|- Nice to meet you.
{30758}{30821}- We've met before.|- No, I know...
{30824}{30883}They're booking hip people here.|Now, that's cool.
{30885}{30921}No, I'm not on the show tonight.
{30923}{30985}That's even hipper.|Cool people hanging out.
{30988}{31020}That's awesome.
That's cool.
{31022}{31088}Right.
I'm here representing my boy,|Vinny Chase.
{31124}{31179}Are you going to the green room?
{31181}{31264}No, I'm not going in.|I got banned from that fucking place.
{31267}{31300}- Really?|- Yeah, it's ridiculous.
{31303}{31373}I had a little situation|with Natalie Portman's father.
{31376}{31399}Stupid.
{31402}{31488}- It was a weird situation.|- I'll sneak you in.
Wanna go in with me?
{31490}{31539}Like we go in together?|You and me together?
{31541}{31584}Like, we're going in at the same time.
{31586}{31679}All right, but are we going to be|leaving together is what I'm saying.
{31717}{31777}That's so scum-baggy.|I know you're married.
{31780}{31845}- I take Krav Maga with your wife.|- I know you do.
{31848}{31924}I'm not trying to fuck you, Sarah.|I'm trying to sign you.
{31976}{32020}- You know what I'm saying?|- Yeah.
{32023}{32080}You're a funny girl.
I mean, you know...
{32086}{32140}you do the ass jokes and stuff, I enjoy it.
{32142}{32188}What's the problem?
I'll be out in a second.
{32191}{32244}{y:i}I'm sorry, I'll have to ask you|{y:i}not to hold hands.
{32247}{32316}{y:i}The FCC says|{y:i}no overt displays of affection.
So...
{32345}{32396}If you could just separate them.
Thank you.
{32398}{32454}We just had sex about five minutes ago.
{32485}{32514}That's another...
{32517}{32575}{y:i}- Is that okay?|{y:i}- No, you could be arrested for that.
{32577}{32629}{y:i}- So wrong!|{y:i}- We're on the lam now.
{32632}{32742}It's wrong.
So, let's talk about the movie.|It comes out this weekend, right?
{32745}{32824}- I don't want to talk about it.|- You don't want to talk about it?
{32826}{32878}It's a mystery.|I wouldn't want to give it away.
{32881}{32940}I'm not here to plug anything.|I'm here to see you.
{32942}{32974}{y:i}Well, thank you.
{33081}{33111}What about me?
{33142}{33219}- And you, of course.|- He's so full of it.
It's unbelievable.
{33221}{33296}So, we have a clip of the film.|And you need to set the clip up?
{33299}{33335}Forget about the clip.
{33338}{33382}{y:i}All right, we'll forget about the clip.
{33385}{33432}{y:i}Look, the movie's called Head On.
{33435}{33488}It's a cool movie, see it this weekend.
{33490}{33561}You're guaranteed to love it,|or your money back.
{33628}{33694}- From the studio.
Not from me.|- Yeah.
Right.
{33715}{33786}{y:i}What would you like to talk about then?|{y:i}I'll let you decide.
{33789}{33870}{y:i}Well, why don't we talk about my brother?|{y:i}He's really pissed.
{33873}{33925}He says you dissed him,|you owe him a phone call.
{33928}{33987}- So you know what happened?|- I know what he told me.
{33990}{34044}I can't believe|he's not talking about the movie.
{34047}{34112}- Get ready for some lies.|- He's going to run out of time.
{34115}{34178}How is he gonna work|Home Video Solutions into this?
{34181}{34217}Would you shut up and listen?
{34220}{34255}What did he tell you?
{34258}{34354}He said that when he hit a rough patch,|you kind of bailed on him...
{34373}{34420}and you never called him again.
{34445}{34511}He did not...
He said I bailed on him?
{34513}{34579}I was like a bounty hunter|trying to get a hold of him.
{34581}{34653}{y:i}I called his house.
I looked for his address.
{34662}{34697}{y:i}He owes me a call.
{34705}{34740}I think he might be right.
{34742}{34778}He's backstage.
{34797}{34823}Who?
He is?
{34852}{34908}{y:i}Is he really?
Johnny Drama's backstage?
{34911}{34965}Bring him out.|Because I'd love to clear this up.
{34968}{35017}{y:i}Is he around?
Is he really backstage?
{35020}{35082}- Come on.
Go.|- Go!
{35125}{35179}What's wrong with you?
Get out there!
{35322}{35354}Do I need makeup?
{35577}{35622}The great Johnny Drama!
{35833}{35930}- Maybe I did owe you a call, buddy.|- That's all right.
Johnny Drama, everybody!
{36146}{36187}Isn't that classic?
{36204}{36275}- How do I look?
I look pretty good?|- You do look thin.
{36278}{36346}- Thin?
I look lean.|- That's what I meant.
{36349}{36378}No body fat.
{36381}{36425}{y:i}You guys are living together now?
{36428}{36489}{y:i}It's a bachelor pad?|{y:i}What's the setup over there?
{36492}{36558}{y:i}- Tell them about the home theater.|{y:i}- Yeah.
{36569}{36661}So, we have this really great house.|And it's got everything.
{36664}{36700}- Except...|- Except...
{36717}{36748}a home theater.
{36756}{36852}But we've been told that Rufus|at Home Video Solutions...
{36861}{36911}...is the best in the business.
{37073}{37109}{y:i}Here you go!
{37177}{37219}- To Drama.|- To Drama.
{37351}{37378}Great night.
{37423}{37458}Great fucking night.
{37523}{37623}>
He recognized me.
{3233}{3337}$3 million for eight rounds!
It's unreal.|You gotta make a movie to make that much.
{3340}{3386}Are you crazy?
Did you see that guy's face?
{3389}{3437}No amount of money's|gonna get me in the ring.
{3440}{3494}$50,000, I'd let Klitschko|beat the fuck out of me.
{3497}{3568}I'll beat the fuck out of you for free.|What do you think?
{3571}{3629}I'm telling you,|Klitschko don't hit that hard, man.
{3631}{3665}You kidding?
The guy's Russian.
{3667}{3730}He's got that Mongolian|Genghis Khan warrior blood in him.
{3733}{3800}I'd do three shots of Stoli|and let him blast away.
{3821}{3852}You fucking dick.
{3867}{3892}You'd be a dead man.
{3895}{3982}Yeah, but I'd be flush.|I tell you, I'd let that hit me for free...
{3989}{4033}- Fuck off, asshole.|- It was him.
{4036}{4083}- Relax.|- He didn't mean that.
{4085}{4124}- Hi, Vince.|- Hi.
{4127}{4171}- How are you?|- Good.
{4182}{4214}I'm Johnny.
{4281}{4316}Let's go to the bar.
{4505}{4604}- Let's see.
What do you guys want?|- Beer, baby.
{4606}{4654}What did you think of the seats?
{4668}{4724}- Amazing.|- Two very slow white men.
{4726}{4779}I apologize.
But goddamn,|there was some blood.
{4781}{4817}- You liked the blood?|- Loved it.
{4819}{4904}That was for you.
If you see Rob Schneider,|tell him you bought those seats.
{4906}{4930}What do you want to drink?
{5075}{5140}Listen.
Three tequilas would be great,|all right?
{5143}{5192}- Cheers!|- Good for what ails you.
{5238}{5262}Yes!
{5276}{5346}- Jimmy!
Jimmy Kimmel!|- How you doing?
{5349}{5386}You know Vincent Chase, right?
{5389}{5428}- Yeah, how are you?|- There you go.
{5430}{5459}- What's happening?|- Big fan.
{5461}{5525}Thank you.
I appreciate it.|We should get you on the show.
{5528}{5598}- Yeah.
I'd love to do it, anytime.|- I'd love to have you.
{5601}{5660}Like tomorrow,|we'd love to have you if we could.
{5662}{5714}I don't know, you're putting me on the spot.
{5717}{5750}I know you got the movie.
{5753}{5812}- You got a movie coming out Friday.|- It can't hurt.
{5814}{5855}All right, fuck it.
See you tomorrow.
{5857}{5923}- There you go, he's in!|- All right.
I'll call you, then?
{5925}{5969}- Absolutely.|- Very good.
Thanks, Ari.
{5972}{6051}Pleased to meet you.|I can't.
I don't drink.
I'm sorry.
{6084}{6115}I do drink.
{6117}{6177}- Say hello to your brother for me, too.|- Johnny?
{6179}{6240}Tell him I said hi.|I haven't seen him in a long time.
{6242}{6292}- He's around here somewhere.|- See you, Jimmy.
{6294}{6324}There you go.
You're in.
{6331}{6372}So, I got this guy, Rufus.
{6374}{6450}He's got this company called|Home Video Solutions.
{6457}{6523}He just installed|this sweet little home system...
{6525}{6561}in my place on Mulholland.
{6563}{6650}State-of-the art everything.|I could charge admission at this place.
{6653}{6682}- Really?|- I'm not kidding you.
{6685}{6776}Here's the kicker:|I mention Rufus' name in {y:i}InStyle.
{6785}{6848}All he charges me for is installation.
{6853}{6932}- Fuck you!|- No.
Fuck you, seriously.
{6935}{6981}Rufus, that's how he does it.
{6983}{7047}He's a wild cat, Rufus.|I got his card here somewhere.
{7049}{7085}I'd love that.
{7101}{7152}You still doing that thing with Wes?
{7155}{7206}Yeah.
We're gonna start shooting in June.
{7209}{7277}Did you get anyone|to play the part of the partner?
{7279}{7341}Yeah.
Unfortunately,|my brother's gonna do it.
{7374}{7408}He's costly.
{7414}{7473}If he falls out, you think of me, right?
{7477}{7546}Always.
Always thinking of you,|Johnny Drama.
{7593}{7657}- Thanks a lot, Luke.
I appreciate it.|- Call Rufus.
{7766}{7837}Vince, you gonna prepare anything|for the show?
{7846}{7921}No.
That would take all the fun out of|just winging it.
{7924}{7975}The guy's gonna ask you a lot of questions.
{7977}{8049}Yeah, it's {y:i}Jimmy Kimmel.|Not {y:i}60 Minutes, bro.
{8051}{8123}All right, you'll see.|You should have some stories ready.
{8125}{8152}Hey, ladies.
{8170}{8227}You got any stories I can tell|on {y:i}Jimmy Kimmel?
{8229}{8291}You know what?
The night's still young.
{8304}{8344}The night is young.
{8494}{8592}- Taste this.|- I am not tasting that, it stinks.
{8597}{8641}- What the fuck is it?|- It's a new recipe.
{8644}{8709}Tofu spirulina scramble, it's delicious.|Taste it.
{8712}{8754}It smells like dog shit scramble.
{8757}{8806}Eat your Froot Loops and shut up.
{8819}{8904}- What the fuck smells?|- Open a window, Drama.
Jesus Christ!
{8906}{8995}You know what?|Kitchen's closed, fellas.
Enjoy cold cereal.
{9051}{9126}- So, you want to talk about Kimmel?|- Jimmy Kimmel?
{9129}{9201}- Vince is doing the show tonight.|- Fuck Jimmy Kimmel.
{9215}{9297}- You're angrier than usual this morning.|- Jimmy Kimmel's a prick.
{9299}{9346}Why?
He said to say hello to you.
{9349}{9385}He's a phony prick.
{9388}{9450}He and I were running buddies|back in the day.
{9453}{9520}That was before|I got kicked off of {y:i}Melrose Place.
{9523}{9609}The money ran dry.
I lost my house.|I had to move into that motel on Wilcox.
{9612}{9657}After that, that was it.
{9661}{9736}He dropped me like a bad habit.|Never heard from the guy again.
{9739}{9780}I never heard that story.
{9783}{9845}Well, you know me.
I don't like to advertise.
{9874}{9936}- Cancel on the prick, Vince.|- He can't cancel.
{9957}{10035}- I can't cancel.|- What are you gonna talk about, though?
{10037}{10117}E., it's a talk show.|They ask you questions.
You answer them.
{10120}{10201}"What's up?"
"Not much."|"How you feeling?"
"Pretty good."
{10204}{10271}Don't forget about the time|you tanked on {y:i}Regis and Kelly.
{10273}{10325}That was a morning show.|We pulled an all-nighter.
{10328}{10355}Plus, who could focus...
{10357}{10438}with hot-ass Kelly Ripa up there|interrogating you?
{10455}{10512}- So, what's really bothering you, E?|- What?
{10515}{10600}Are you really concerned about me,|or is this maybe a Kristen issue?
{10602}{10675}- Yep.|- Don't tell me Kristen's back in the game.
{10677}{10750}Fuck off.
She's picking up her shit|later today.
That's all.
{10753}{10806}I offered to help him box it up|and send it off.
{10809}{10835}But he didn't want that.
{10837}{10894}Throw her shit in the garbage|and change your number.
{10897}{10981}Yeah.
She comes down here,|you're out of commission for two weeks.
{10984}{11010}I can't have that.
{11013}{11086}Broken up and still pussy-whipped.|That's just sad.
{11089}{11153}These guys are right.|You lose control around that girl.
{11156}{11235}You guys don't know dick.|You never had a relationship.
{11237}{11313}You never ended one.
The only person|you've ever loved is yourself.
{11316}{11344}What's not to love?
{11346}{11421}Look, breaking up is painful.|That's why I never do it.
{11424}{11501}Why hurt someone|when you can just let it drag on forever?
{11512}{11571}Come on.|You must've broken up with someone.
{11581}{11639}- No, Johnny.
Nobody.|- Bullshit!
{11645}{11756}What about Becky Serrano in junior high?|I remember, she was crying by the lockers.
{11759}{11826}I never broke up with Becky.|I liked her too much for that.
{11829}{11910}No, you just started banging|Meredith Tierney at the same time.
{11913}{11949}Yeah.
I liked her, too.
{11952}{12031}I don't know how you get away|with this shit.
Lucky guy.
{12067}{12127}Vince, I was talking to Luke Wilson|last night.
{12129}{12225}He's got this phat home theater.|I think we should make a play for one.
{12257}{12317}- You couldn't call me?|- It happened last night.
{12320}{12392}There's a right way to do things|and a wrong way to do things.
{12395}{12472}- And which one was this?|- Don't make a plan without consulting me.
{12475}{12535}You don't circumvent the system.|There are consequences.
{12538}{12583}Is he gonna get killed for going on {y:i}Kimmel?
{12585}{12651}- You might get killed for being an asshole.|- Shauna.
{12653}{12760}If you want to do {y:i}Kimmel, come to me.|I'm your publicist.
That's what I'm here for.
{12763}{12823}I gave him the idea for {y:i}The Man Show.|He loves my ass.
{12825}{12905}- Come here with that neck.|- Cut that shit out.
Look, I'm serious.
{12908}{12964}You don't want to piss off Letterman|or Leno.
{12966}{13063}- You don't want to piss off Shauna.|- I think she's looks kind of sexy, pissed.
{13065}{13149}I am.
But those guys|are vindictive pricks.
Here, try this on.
{13157}{13252}- I'm sorry, okay?
Do you forgive me?|- Have you ever even seen the show?
{13255}{13293}- What?
{y:i}Jimmy Kimmel?|- Yeah.
{13296}{13340}I don't know.
Maybe.
What's the difference?
{13343}{13403}He's not asking me to watch it.|He's asking to be on it.
{13405}{13446}I think he should go with Byblos.
{13449}{13506}If he decides later he doesn't like it,|I'll take it.
{13509}{13546}Have to let the shoulders out a bit.
{13549}{13637}You should get a few suits to choose|from, so you're not locked into one.
{13640}{13707}- He doesn't wear suits.|- He does now.
{13709}{13763}He gets them for free, you cheap fuck.
{13765}{13819}- That's a keeper.|- Nice.
{13821}{13849}Hello.
{13852}{13933}- You should get me on a talk show.
I'd kill.|- I'll get you on {y:i}Springer.
{13936}{13995}Fat, little horny fucks,|and the women that despise them.
{13998}{14028}What are you laughing at?
{14030}{14096}Maybe I'll get you on {y:i}Montel|with Don Swayze...
{14099}{14157}Joey Travolta|and the other retarded star siblings.
{14185}{14231}- That's funny.|- Kimmel's girl just called.
{14233}{14309}- They're calling back in an hour.|- You're gonna have to do that, E.
{14312}{14383}It's gonna get my head screwed up.|I gotta keep my spontaneity.
{14385}{14447}Fuck spontaneity.|Well-dressed, well-prepared.
{14449}{14481}That's what makes you a star.
{14484}{14539}You wanna write that down for me|in case I forget?
{14541}{14586}Yeah.
Try this one on, all right?
{14626}{14667}Yeah, that could be funny.
{14670}{14743}The script pages got all switched.|The director got confused.
{14745}{14805}- Everybody really laughed about it.|- Boring.
{14827}{14894}Then they fixed it.|Yeah, I guess you had to be there.
{14897}{14926}What else?
{14929}{15020}Tell him about that stoned-out craft|service girl who blew me after lunch.
{15022}{15078}- Why don't you stop it, Drama?|- I'm trying to help.
{15081}{15116}You're embarrassing me.
{15119}{15216}I was on {y:i}Arsenio.
It never aired.|'Cause he got cancelled, but I was good.
{15264}{15328}Let's see.
Here's something.
I got one.
{15331}{15419}Vince went to the High School|of Performing Arts where they shot {y:i}Fame.
{15421}{15529}But he never saw the movie or the TV Show.|I always found that kind of funny.
{15542}{15614}Maybe not funny, but ironic at least.|I don't know.
{15629}{15656}Hold on a second.
{15659}{15717}You want to do this?
This is your interview.
{15720}{15779}I've never done this before.|I don't know what to say.
{15781}{15822}You're doing a good job.
{15841}{15931}Yeah.
Vince actually...|He's not available right now.
{15949}{16016}I'll talk to him|and see if we can come up with something.
{16019}{16084}I'll call you later, okay?
Thank you.
{16101}{16195}Man, you're really bombing, bro.|Maybe we should just cancel.
{16198}{16236}No.
Don't even cancel.
{16247}{16305}Just don't show.
That'll really fuck Kimmel.
{16308}{16335}You'd never cancel.
{16337}{16404}Why would I cancel|when it's so much fun to watch him freak?
{16407}{16480}You're gonna freak.|Sara Foster is also on the show tonight.
{16483}{16525}Shit.
You serious?
{16569}{16646}- You're fucking dead!|- Fuck you, baby!
{16687}{16721}Yo, Turtle!
{16847}{16880}I'm not walking.
{16901}{16971}Sara Foster?
That chick is hot.
{16973}{17033}You think she'll bring other hotties|with her?
{17036}{17111}- Why would she?|- 'Cause hotties roll in packs, baby.
{17160}{17209}I never broke up with her, either.
{17223}{17308}We had that crazy night in the Hamptons.|I never called her again.
{17312}{17380}I'm not proud of that.|But that's not breaking up.
{17391}{17436}See?
My record's intact.
{17439}{17473}No asterisk there.
{17484}{17522}What are you gonna say to her?
{17525}{17592}What do you mean, what am I...|I'm not planning anything.
{17595}{17681}- What I say when I see her is what I'll say.|- What about Kristen, E?
{17684}{17758}Same thing.
Whatever I say when I see her|is what I'll say.
{17761}{17826}Bullshit.
He's gonna cry like a little bitch.
{17829}{17868}Cry like a little bitch.
{17967}{18048}Why are you using Vince as a defense...|Run, Forrest, run!
{18087}{18111}You look great.
{18113}{18168}Thanks.
I'm probably in the best shape|of my life.
{18170}{18221}- You look like shit.|- I do?
{18224}{18288}Yeah, who's been cutting your hair?
Turtle?
{18303}{18348}No, I just haven't...
{18388}{18464}- Still doing the Pilates?|- When I have time.
I'm really busy.
{18467}{18539}Yeah, me, too.
Real busy.|Got no time for anything.
{18541}{18610}No time for haircuts.|Got a lot of shit going on right now.
{18613}{18663}- Like what?|- Stuff.
{18671}{18745}- Really, like what?|- Like stuff.
Don't quiz me.
{18753}{18796}What did you do today?
{18817}{18857}You don't get my job, you never did.
{18860}{18922}I shopped and I played golf.|But it's not how it sounds.
{18925}{18951}Shopping and golf?
{18953}{19033}Vince is doing {y:i}Jimmy Kimmel tonight.|I've got to keep his mind focused.
{19036}{19088}He's on with Sara Foster.|You know who that is?
{19091}{19173}They had a one-night stand and|he never called her.
Can you believe that?
{19175}{19245}I can.
Vince has to break up with girls|before it gets serious.
{19248}{19284}That way he can't get hurt.
{19287}{19356}Textbook narcissist.|He has major intimacy issues.
{19359}{19431}- You think that's what it is?|- I'm a Psych major, Eric.
{19450}{19509}Turtle tells me|you're thinking of buying a house.
{19512}{19542}Not exactly.
{19577}{19659}Of course.
Vince is gonna buy a house,|and you're all gonna live in it.
{19662}{19704}Yeah.
Something like that.
{19714}{19749}- Fuck.|- What?
{19751}{19800}What happened to you|getting your own place?
{19803}{19870}- I am getting my own place.|- When?
When Vince dies?
{19873}{19934}When the time is right.
Jesus!
What?
{19993}{20028}Can't this wait?
{20039}{20115}It's in the second drawer.
Jesus!
{20164}{20218}- Vince says hello.|- Great.
Look, I gotta go.
{20221}{20276}I was hoping|we weren't going to fight about this.
{20278}{20371}- I thought you like to fight.|- Only when it leads to make-up sex.
{20409}{20448}That's not gonna happen.
{20713}{20739}Wait.
{20758}{20811}Let's be clear about one thing, okay?
{20821}{20900}- This isn't make-up sex.
It's break-up sex.|- Whatever.
{21058}{21108}This fucking place is a shithole.
{21111}{21175}This can't be the place.
It looks like a dump.
{21204}{21279}Luke Wilson's system|was in the neighborhood of $190,000.
{21284}{21317}$190,000?
{21330}{21387}- Can't you do any better?|- No, I can't.
{21396}{21463}I didn't want to have to bring this up,|all right?
{21537}{21631}- I work for a fairly prominent movie star.|- Yeah.
Who?
{21639}{21681}- Vincent Chase.|- Really?
{21721}{21748}He's great.
{21751}{21820}Maybe you recognize me.
I'm his brother.
{21822}{21846}No.
{21850}{21922}Anyway, off the record,|my man is doing {y:i}Jimmy Kimmel tonight.
{21925}{21999}- All right.|- What if we threw in a plug for your outfit?
{22005}{22072}Would that be cool?|Would that be worth something?
{22086}{22116}I'll tell you what.
{22118}{22192}You deliver on that promise,|I give you half off.
{22219}{22266}But if he wears this hat...
{22290}{22321}it's free.
{22362}{22417}So all he has to do is wear the hat?
{22420}{22473}- Check this out.|- She's sweet.
{22476}{22532}Yeah.
She's gonna be naked in a second.
{22597}{22626}So, now what?
{22631}{22697}You wanna go to dinner tomorrow night?|Talk about all this?
{22700}{22812}Eric, you're really not getting this concept.|This was break-up sex, for real.
{22837}{22910}So, what, you just had sex with me|as a goodbye?
{22913}{22952}Yeah.
It was great.
{23047}{23099}- I feel dirty.|- Take a shower.
{23184}{23225}- Tie or no tie?|- No tie.
{23239}{23304}- What do you know?|- Where are you guys going, church?
{23307}{23399}- Gotta look nice for the ladies.|- Vince, come on.
We're gonna be late.
{23401}{23459}- What ladies?|- Kimmel's green room.
{23473}{23526}We hear it's stocked like a trout pond.
{23529}{23575}So, how'd it go with Kristen?
{23577}{23633}- We said goodbye.|- After you plowed her?
{23654}{23752}- We had break-up sex, all right?|- "Break-up sex"?
Never heard of it.
{23756}{23847}Yeah.
You have sex, and then that's it.|You say goodbye.
{23860}{23911}That's the only kind of sex I have.
{23917}{23960}- Hey, homey.|- What's up?
{23963}{24043}- You look like you just rolled out of bed.|- Yeah, I did.
{24058}{24103}You're gonna wear that shirt?
{24108}{24143}No, it's wrinkled.
{24203}{24243}I'm gonna wear this one.
{24251}{24306}- You got style, bro.|- Looks good!
{24469}{24507}{y:i}We got a good show tonight.
{24509}{24572}{y:i}All right, from the movie, The Big Bounce...
{24575}{24620}{y:i}Sara Foster, here, tonight!
{24665}{24739}{y:i}Heard a lot about this.|{y:i}This movie everybody's talking about...
{24741}{24818}{y:i}the movie, Head On,|{y:i}the star of it, Vincent Chase, here, tonight!
{24871}{24928}- Where are the suits?|- Right here, baby.
{24930}{25022}Shauna, don't tell Kimmel I'm here.|'Cause he and I have some issues.
{25025}{25068}Yeah, mum's the word, Drama.
{25116}{25160}Don't tell me you made notes.
{25169}{25196}Only one.
{25209}{25271}- Home Video Solutions.|- Yes.
{25288}{25360}You guys go to the green room.|I'm gonna take Vince to makeup.
{25363}{25404}- Where is it?|- That way.
{25416}{25520}Vince, extra concealer.|That's the key under house lights.
{25532}{25588}- Good luck, buddy.|- Go get them, baby!
{25798}{25884}I don't know about the afterlife,|but this life is sweet.
{25947}{25996}- Shall we?|- We shall.
{26714}{26747}This is bad.
{26765}{26791}What?
{26812}{26903}- I never called you.|- Please.
I never called you.
{26934}{26981}- Really?|- Really.
{27009}{27064}Yeah, well, I still feel bad.
{27097}{27152}I feel worse, trust me.
{27219}{27258}You look incredible.
{27294}{27350}You, too.
Come in.
{27385}{27415}Close the door.
{27485}{27566}You know me, Shauna.
I like|to play the field.
Keep my options open.
{27569}{27636}When I settle down, it's gonna be forever.
{27657}{27707}Weren't you married once already?
{27710}{27781}Nine days.
It was annulled.
Next time.
{27892}{27939}- Ari's late.|- Good.
{27972}{28012}- I'm early.|- Good.
{28014}{28044}Hey, guys.
{28213}{28265}- You smoke?|- Cigarettes?
{28281}{28347}Yeah, I've been trying to quit recently.
{28363}{28437}- How hard are you trying?|- Not that hard.
{28456}{28483}Good.
{28629}{28709}- I thought he quit?|- Cigarettes, not pussy.
{28927}{28958}Ready in five.
{28968}{29000}We need 10.
{29060}{29157}I've tried everything.
I tried the patch.|It left a yellow stain on my arm.
{29160}{29226}- I know.
Me, too.|- Have you ever tried Nicorette?
{29229}{29297}I did, I tried it,|but I couldn't follow the instructions.
{29300}{29371}I never thought chewing gum|could be so complicated.
{29384}{29452}I even tried smoking|only when drinking coffee.
{29498}{29559}Me, too, I started drinking 25 cups a day.
{29561}{29624}I went to a hypnotist, cost $500.
{29644}{29700}- How did that go?|- It went pretty good...
{29703}{29762}until I saw a pair of shoes|that I could've bought.
{29765}{29809}I started smoking again.
{29857}{29904}But this time I'm quitting for sure.
{29906}{29946}- For sure.|- Yeah.
{29986}{30012}Me, too.
{30142}{30195}Wanna share one more?|Let's share one more.
{30197}{30224}Definitely.
{30307}{30387}What kind of a guy do you go out with?|What do you look for in a man?
{30389}{30471}Honestly, just a regular, nice guy...
{30473}{30512}like yourself!
{30550}{30649}Tell him I don't represent talent.|I represent temperature, and he's not hot.
{30652}{30684}Sarah Silverman.
Hi.
{30687}{30752}- Ari Gold, hi.|- Nice to meet you.
{30758}{30821}- We've met before.|- No, I know...
{30824}{30883}They're booking hip people here.|Now, that's cool.
{30885}{30921}No, I'm not on the show tonight.
{30923}{30985}That's even hipper.|Cool people hanging out.
{30988}{31020}That's awesome.
That's cool.
{31022}{31088}Right.
I'm here representing my boy,|Vinny Chase.
{31124}{31179}Are you going to the green room?
{31181}{31264}No, I'm not going in.|I got banned from that fucking place.
{31267}{31300}- Really?|- Yeah, it's ridiculous.
{31303}{31373}I had a little situation|with Natalie Portman's father.
{31376}{31399}Stupid.
{31402}{31488}- It was a weird situation.|- I'll sneak you in.
Wanna go in with me?
{31490}{31539}Like we go in together?|You and me together?
{31541}{31584}Like, we're going in at the same time.
{31586}{31679}All right, but are we going to be|leaving together is what I'm saying.
{31717}{31777}That's so scum-baggy.|I know you're married.
{31780}{31845}- I take Krav Maga with your wife.|- I know you do.
{31848}{31924}I'm not trying to fuck you, Sarah.|I'm trying to sign you.
{31976}{32020}- You know what I'm saying?|- Yeah.
{32023}{32080}You're a funny girl.
I mean, you know...
{32086}{32140}you do the ass jokes and stuff, I enjoy it.
{32142}{32188}What's the problem?
I'll be out in a second.
{32191}{32244}{y:i}I'm sorry, I'll have to ask you|{y:i}not to hold hands.
{32247}{32316}{y:i}The FCC says|{y:i}no overt displays of affection.
So...
{32345}{32396}If you could just separate them.
Thank you.
{32398}{32454}We just had sex about five minutes ago.
{32485}{32514}That's another...
{32517}{32575}{y:i}- Is that okay?|{y:i}- No, you could be arrested for that.
{32577}{32629}{y:i}- So wrong!|{y:i}- We're on the lam now.
{32632}{32742}It's wrong.
So, let's talk about the movie.|It comes out this weekend, right?
{32745}{32824}- I don't want to talk about it.|- You don't want to talk about it?
{32826}{32878}It's a mystery.|I wouldn't want to give it away.
{32881}{32940}I'm not here to plug anything.|I'm here to see you.
{32942}{32974}{y:i}Well, thank you.
{33081}{33111}What about me?
{33142}{33219}- And you, of course.|- He's so full of it.
It's unbelievable.
{33221}{33296}So, we have a clip of the film.|And you need to set the clip up?
{33299}{33335}Forget about the clip.
{33338}{33382}{y:i}All right, we'll forget about the clip.
{33385}{33432}{y:i}Look, the movie's called Head On.
{33435}{33488}It's a cool movie, see it this weekend.
{33490}{33561}You're guaranteed to love it,|or your money back.
{33628}{33694}- From the studio.
Not from me.|- Yeah.
Right.
{33715}{33786}{y:i}What would you like to talk about then?|{y:i}I'll let you decide.
{33789}{33870}{y:i}Well, why don't we talk about my brother?|{y:i}He's really pissed.
{33873}{33925}He says you dissed him,|you owe him a phone call.
{33928}{33987}- So you know what happened?|- I know what he told me.
{33990}{34044}I can't believe|he's not talking about the movie.
{34047}{34112}- Get ready for some lies.|- He's going to run out of time.
{34115}{34178}How is he gonna work|Home Video Solutions into this?
{34181}{34217}Would you shut up and listen?
{34220}{34255}What did he tell you?
{34258}{34354}He said that when he hit a rough patch,|you kind of bailed on him...
{34373}{34420}and you never called him again.
{34445}{34511}He did not...
He said I bailed on him?
{34513}{34579}I was like a bounty hunter|trying to get a hold of him.
{34581}{34653}{y:i}I called his house.
I looked for his address.
{34662}{34697}{y:i}He owes me a call.
{34705}{34740}I think he might be right.
{34742}{34778}He's backstage.
{34797}{34823}Who?
He is?
{34852}{34908}{y:i}Is he really?
Johnny Drama's backstage?
{34911}{34965}Bring him out.|Because I'd love to clear this up.
{34968}{35017}{y:i}Is he around?
Is he really backstage?
{35020}{35082}- Come on.
Go.|- Go!
{35125}{35179}What's wrong with you?
Get out there!
{35322}{35354}Do I need makeup?
{35577}{35622}The great Johnny Drama!
{35833}{35930}- Maybe I did owe you a call, buddy.|- That's all right.
Johnny Drama, everybody!
{36146}{36187}Isn't that classic?
{36204}{36275}- How do I look?
I look pretty good?|- You do look thin.
{36278}{36346}- Thin?
I look lean.|- That's what I meant.
{36349}{36378}No body fat.
{36381}{36425}{y:i}You guys are living together now?
{36428}{36489}{y:i}It's a bachelor pad?|{y:i}What's the setup over there?
{36492}{36558}{y:i}- Tell them about the home theater.|{y:i}- Yeah.
{36569}{36661}So, we have this really great house.|And it's got everything.
{36664}{36700}- Except...|- Except...
{36717}{36748}a home theater.
{36756}{36852}But we've been told that Rufus|at Home Video Solutions...
{36861}{36911}...is the best in the business.
{37073}{37109}{y:i}Here you go!
{37177}{37219}- To Drama.|- To Drama.
{37351}{37378}Great night.
{37423}{37458}Great fucking night.
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