Programa de TV: Nip/Tuck - 6x11
>> [LAUGHTER] >> THE ALBERT POLAND AWARD.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DOCTORS HAVE WON THAT THING, AND THEN, THEY'VE GONE ON TO WIN THE NOBEL?
>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.
WE ARE BACK IN BLACK, BUDDY BOY.
NOBODY WE CARE ABOUT IS DYING AND/OR INCARCERATED, RIGHT?
WERE ABOUT TO HEAD BACK TO OUR ALMA MATER AND RUB THEIR SNOTTY LITTLE NOSES IN IT.
IM VERY EXCITED.
>> OH, COME ON.
ITS NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.
>> OH.
EXCUSE ME.
OK.
LIZZIE?
>> YEAH?
>> WOULD YOU JUST READ THIS TO HIM, OK?
MR.
HUMBLE PIE OVER THERE?
>> I CERTAINLY SHALL.
>> OK.
>> HMM. "
DEAR.
DR.
McNAMARA AND DR.
TROY, FOR 40 YEARS, THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI HAS BEEN BESTOWING THE ALBERT POLAND AWARD TO THOSE PHYSICIANS WHO HAVE MADE SIGNIFICANT CONTRIBUTIONS TO THEIR MEDICAL PROFESSION IN THEIR CHOSEN FIELDS."
>> SIGNIFICANT CONTRIBUTIONS.
>> YES.
YES.
>> BUT ISNT IT KIND OF A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD?
IM 45.
THESE THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE 80.
>> WHATS THE MATTER WITH THIS GUY?
EVER SINCE WE MET, HES HAD THIS DARK CLOUD JUST HOVERING OVER HIM.
>> WELL, THE CLOUD WAS CALLED REALITY.
WE WERE PRE-MED STUDENTS.
IT WAS NON-STOP PRESSURE AND MISERY.
AND YOU SPENT YOUR DAYS JUST WHISTLING PAST THE GRAVEYARD.
>> WANT A BITE?
SEAN McNAMARA, RIGHT?
CHRISTIAN TROY.
IM PRE-MED, TOO.
WERE IN ALL THE SAME CLASSES.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING YOU.
>> OH, YEAH.
I HAVE ATTENDANCE ISSUES.
BUT THAT IS GOING TO CHANGE.
SOPHOMORE YEAR, AND IM TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF.
AND WITH THAT IN MIND, MY ROOMMATE JUST HAD A BREAKDOWN OR SOMETHING, AND I'VE GOT AN EXTRA BED.
YOU WANT TO BUNK TOGETHER?
I MEAN, I FIGURED, SINCE WERE IN THE SAME CLASSES, WE CAN CRAM FOR EXAMS, HELP EACH OTHER OUT WITH LABS.
>> AND I SUPPOSE THE FACT THAT IM NUMBER ONE IN OUR CLASS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR REQUEST.
>> OF COURSE NOT.
>> WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
>> 42, WITH A BULLET.
>> SOLIDLY IN THE MIDDLE.
>> OH, SURE, NOW I AM.
THIS IS JUST SCHOOL.
ITS BULLSHIT.
I AM THE ONLY GUY HERE WHO HAS SEEN THE FUTURE OF MEDICINE.
DON'T YOU GET IT?
THIS IS THE NEW IDEAL--BARBIE DOLLS, PLASTICIZED, FLAWLESS WOMEN, AND IT IS CATCHING ON WITH MEN, TOO.
>> PLASTIC SURGERY.
>> THE WAY OF THE FUTURE.
>> YEAH.
IT SOUNDS LIKE MEANINGFUL WORK.
>> OH, WHAT, SLAVING AWAY FOR SOME INSURANCE COMPANY FOR PENNIES WHILE YOU GRAB SOME OLD GUYS BALLS AND SAY "COUGH" IS YOUR DREAM?
>> NO, BUT SAVING LIVES IS.
MAKING A DIFFERENCE WITH MY WORK.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER A DIFFERENT MAJOR.
>> AND WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST?
>> DO THEY OFFER COURSES IN USED CAR SALES?
>> [BOTH LAUGHING] >> HOW DID I GET HIM TO ROOM WITH ME?
I BLEW HIM!
>> [ALL LAUGHING] >> SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW ME.
I DIDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER, EH?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE HARASSED ME.
EVENTUALLY, I AGREED JUST TO SHUT HIM UP.
>> [ALL LAUGH] >> AND THE REST--THE REST IS HISTORY, RIGHT?
>> MM-HMM, >> MMM.
>> LOOK AT THIS.
>> TO ANOTHER 25.
>> HEAR, HEAR.
>> HEAR, HEAR.
[APPLAUSE] >> CHEERS.
MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL MAKE ME, THE PERFECT SOUL A PERFECT MIND, A PERFECT FACE, A PERFECT LIE >> TELL US WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF, MR.
DALY.
>> GO TO HELL, DICKHEAD.
>> DAN.
>> [GRUNTS] >> HE DIDN'T MEAN TO BE CONDESCENDING.
ITS JUST-- [CHUCKLES] OUR WAY OF-- >> YOU TOO, SHITFACE.
UH-OH.
SORRY.
YOU CANT SAY THAT TO THE DOCTORS.
>> THE INSULTS ARE JUST HIS WAY OF SHOWING HIS ADMIRATION.
ITS PART OF THE CONDITION I MENTIONED ON THE PHONE.
>> OH, YEAH.
UH, LESCH-NYHAN SYNDROME.
>> HAD YOU HEARD OF IT BEFORE?
>> NO.
WE DID SOME RESEARCH.
A RARE GENETIC DISORDER CHARACTERIZED BY AN EXCESS OF URIC ACID IN THE BLOOD.
>> AFFECTING THE AREA OF THE BRAIN THAT GOVERNS IMPULSE CONTROL.
>> ASIDE FROM THE MUSCLE SPASMS, THE EFFECTS CAN OFTEN TURN EMOTIONS INTO OPPOSING IMPULSES.
LOVE IS HATE, ELATION CAN BECOME MISERY, AND ADMIRATION COMES OUT AS...
>> "GO TO HELL."
>> IN THAT CASE, WE UNDERSTAND, AND ITS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU TOO, MR.
DALY.
>> CAN I SEE THAT...
THING ON YOUR DESK?
>> YOU MEAN THIS?
>> I WANT IT.
I REALLY WANT IT.
>> SURE.
YOU CAN HAVE IT-- >> [GRUNTS] >> I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU-- SELF-MUTILATION IS A PRIMARY MANIFESTATION OF THE DISORDER.
YOU PROBABLY NOTICED THAT WITH HIS LIPS ALREADY.
HE CHEWED THEM OFF.
>> ASSHOLE.
OH, NO.
[GRUNTS] >> ITS WHY HAVING A FULL-TIME PERSON TO WATCH OVER HIM IS ESSENTIAL...WHICH IS NOT WITHOUT ITS RISKS.
>> I--I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIM, BUT I--I CANT STOP MYSELF, EVEN WHEN I TRY.
ITS JUST LIKE WITH MY HANDS.
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HANDS?
>> [PANTING] IT STARTED WHEN I WAS A KID.
THEY WOULD JUST MAKE ME SO ANGRY.
[GRUNTING] I HAD TO HAVE THEM GONE.
I DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE HURT.
I WOULD HAVE LOST THEM ALL IF MY MOTHER HADNT FIGURED OUT A CREATIVE WAY TO MAKE ME STOP.
[PANTING] EVENTUALLY, THEY GAVE UP ON ME.
THEY PUT ME IN A HOME.
I'VE BEEN USING ASSISTED LIVING FOR 30 YEARS.
>> IF YOU HADNT, YOU WOULD HAVE KILLED YOURSELF.
MOST PATIENTS DO.
LIFE EXPECTANCY IS 45.
>> AND YOU JUST TURNED 46.
>> YEAH.
I NEVER THOUGHT ID MAKE IT THAT LONG.
[EXHALES] BUT I DID.
[LAUGHS] I DID.
>> NOW, IF WE DO FIX YOUR LIPS, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN?
>> WE DON'T.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE DON'T," ASSHOLE?
[GRUNTS] IM SORRY.
ITS JUST-- I'VE BEEN SELF-DESTRUCTING MY WHOLE LIFE, AND DESPITE ALL THE ODDS, IM STILL...HERE.
I THINK THAT MEANS THAT I DESERVE A FRESH START.
DON'T YOU?
>> BREAKS MY HEART, THAT GUY.
>> [SCOFFS] >> THIS IS ONE OF THOSE CASES, YOU KNOW?
MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING, EARNED THAT AWARD.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THIS CASE?
SOONER OR LATER, NYCHEN-SCHLICHEN IS GOING TO BITE THOSE LIPS OFF AGAIN, AND, WELL, THERE'S ANOTHER 15 GRAND FROM HIS TRUST FUND IN OUR POCKETS.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEALS ANYMORE?
ANY DESIRE TO HEAL OR HELP?
IM JUST ASKING.
>> SEANIE, I WAS ALWAYS A PRAGMATIST AND A BUSINESSMAN, HUH?
DID YOU EVER HEAR ME SAY I WANTED TO SAVE THE WORLD, HMM?
ALL T WANTED WAS PERKS AND A GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLE.
AND YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GUILT ME OR CHANGE ME.
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BY NOW?
>> I THINK I LIVE IN A KIND OF DENIAL ABOUT IT.
>> OH, COME ON.
LIGHTEN UP.
WERE ON THE VERGE OF A GREAT FUTURE HERE, MY FRIEND.
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THE MARBLE I PICKED OUT FOR THE RETAINING WALL IN THE NEW RECOVERY SUITE.
IT IS THE PERFECT SPOT TO SHOWCASE THE ALBERT POLAND AWARD.
>> [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] [METAL CLANGS] [HAMMERING] >> OH.
THERE YOU ARE, CHRISTIAN.
PUT YOUR EYES ON THIS.
>> OH, MY.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?
ITS SO SMOOTH, HUH?
AND DECADENT.
ISNT IT GREAT, HUH?
WHAT DO YOU THINK, SEAN?
>> HOW MUCH IS IT?
>> 1,500.
>> I LOVE IT.
>> WELL, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD FOR THE WHOLE WALL.
>> A SQUARE FOOT.
ITS CHINCHILLA MINK MARBLE.
>> FORGET IT.
I AGREED TO THIS BECAUSE I THOUGHT A BETTER, STATE-OF-THE-ART RECOVERY SUITE WAS A GOOD IDEA.
BUT ALL THIS STUFF--THE NEW LOUNGE, THE MARBLE WALL DIVIDING THE ROOMS-- >> 10 TIMES MORE CHIC THAN SOME SLOPPY DIVIDING CURTAIN, MY FRIEND.
>> ITS OSTENTATIOUS.
>> IT IS AN INVESTMENT, ALL RIGHT?
THIS IS RODEO DRIVE.
WE NEED THE BLING, MY FRIEND.
I LOVE THESE COLORS.
>> FOR ONCE, ID LIKE TO BE AHEAD OF THE GAME FINANCIALLY INSTEAD OF ALWAYS HAVING DEBTS OVER OUR HEADS.
AND YOU WANT TO PUT US BACK IN THE HOLE FOR A WALL THAT WOULD SERVE THE SAME PURPOSE IF IT WAS STUCCO.
>> I WASN'T PAID TO DO STUCCO, SEAN.
YOU LOOK CHEAP, YOU ARE CHEAP.
>> UH, EXCUSE ME, REBECCA-- THAT'S YOUR NAME, RIGHT?
UM, WHATS WITH THESE SKYLIGHTS?
THEYRE HALF THE SIZE THAT I TOLD YOU TO MAKE THEM.
>> HI, HON.
>> HI.
>> I DOWNSIZED THEM.
FRANKLY, MRS.
TROY, THEY WERE GARISH.
>> OH.
WELL, THEY WERE ACTUALLY MODELED AFTER THE ONES CHRISTIAN AND I SAW ON OUR HONEYMOON IN PROVENCE, SO YOU NEED TO TEAR THEM OUT AND REDO THEM NOW.
>> NO.
JUST LEAVE THEM THE WAY THEY ARE, OK?
IT WOULD COST THOUSANDS TO REDO THEM.
>> SEAN, YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.
BESIDES, HOW CAN I DO THE ITALIAN MOTIF IN THE NEW BATHROOM WHEN I AM OUT HERE DOING THESE?
>> WHAT NEW BATHROOM?
>> GO LOOK AT IT.
ITS BEAUTIFUL.
AT LEAST, IT WILL BE WHEN IM DONE DECORATING IT.
>> SEAN...
>> CHRISTIAN, THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE A PROBLEM FOR ME.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TALK [INDISTINCT] OFF THE LEDGE, PLEASE?
HMM?
HUH?
HUH?
>> MMM.
>> [CHUCKLES] YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SEAN, OK?
>> IM NOT.
>> GOOD.
>> BUT I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU PAY ME, I CANT WORK WITH THAT BITCH.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
THAT BITCH IS MY WIFE.
>> WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME.
>> FOR WHAT?
>> FOR WAITING FOR HER TO LEAVE BEFORE I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS PREGNANT, SHITDICK.
NICE JOB PULLING OUT.
[MONITOR BEEPING] >> TONIGHT, IM GOING TO HAVE MYSELF A REAL GOOD TIME, I FEEL ALIVE, AND THE WORLD TURNING INSIDE OUT, YEAH, AND FLOATING AROUND IN ECSTASY, SO DON'T STOP ME NOW, DON'T STOP ME CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME, HAVING A GOOD TIME, IM A SHOOTING STAR LEAPING THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A TIGER, DEFYING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY, IM A RACING CAR PASSING BY...
>> WHOA.
NICE WORK THERE, DOC, HUH?
THAT'S WHY THEY SAY YOU GOT THE, UH, GOLDEN HANDS, HUH?
>> THEYRE THE SAME COLOR THEY WERE YESTERDAY.
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR OWN HYPE.
>> HA.
I HAPPEN TO ADMIRE YOUR HANDS, WHICH IS WHY, OF ALL THE SURGEONS IN THE COUNTRY, IM GOING TO ASK YOU TO DO MY VASECTOMY.
>> [SCOFFS] TALK ABOUT AN UNNECESSARY SURGERY.
KIMBER CANT EVEN HAVE ANY KIDS ANYMORE.
>> BUT OUR HOT LITTLE DECORATOR CAN.
APPARENTLY, I HAVE SUPER SPERM.
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT A CHICK, SHE GETS PREGNANT.
>> JESUS, CHRISTIAN.
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE GIVEN A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
COULD YOU POSSIBLY JUST GROW UP?
>> WE HAVE MADE IT, SEAN.
THE GATE TO THE GARDEN OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS IS WIDE OPEN FOR US NOW.
YOU THINK IM GOING TO SAY NO TO ALL THAT SWEET NECTAR BECAUSE OF A SILLY LITTLE THING LIKE POLLINATION?
>> WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE THING CALLED MARRIAGE?
YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
>> I DON'T WANT TO STOP AT ALL >> OH, COME ON.
>> SWELLING LOOKS GOOD.
BLOOD FLOWS RETURNING.
NO SIGN OF AN INFECTION.
I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT.
>> [GRUNTS] >> HERE.
JUST HOLD THIS.
THERE YOU GO.
>> [GRUNTS] >> YEAH.
THEYRE GOING TO BE A LITTLE TENDER AT FIRST, BUT THERE ARE SOME EXERCISES YOU CAN DO TO HELP BREAK THEM IN.
TRY SAYING "SEA SHELL" FOR ME.
>> MMM.
[PANTING] SEE SELL.
>> MM-HMM.
GOOD.
BASKETBALL.
>> UH, ASKET ALL.
>> UH-HUH.
NOW, THIS ONES A LITTLE BIT HARDER.
PING PONG.
>> HUH...F-F-FU-- >> PING.
>> FF-FF-- >> KEEP TRYING.
>> NO.
F-FEN-- FEN-- FEN TOO CLOSE.
>> AAH!
>> [GRUNTING] >> IM SORRY.
SORRY.
IM SORRY.
>> [BOTH GRUNTING] >> WHATS GOING ON?
>> THE HELL?
WE WERE JUST TALKING, AND THEN, THE NEXT THING I KNOW-- >> JESUS.
WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE HIS RESTRAINTS ON?
>> I LET HIM LOOSE JUST FOR A SECOND.
>> YOU LET HIM LOOSE?
WHY?
>> WELL, HE SEEMED--I DON'T KNOW--BETTER.
>> [GRUNTS] >> [PANTING] >> BETTER?
HES GOT A GENETIC DISEASE, SEAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, CAUSE YOU FIX HIS LIPS, HES NORMAL AGAIN?
>> [PANTS] IM SORRY.
IM SORRY.
>> NO.
YOU CANT BLAME THIS ON HIM.
>> IM SORRY.
>> YOU OK?
>> YEAH.
>> IM SORRY.
[GRUNTS AND PANTS] >> [EXHALES] COME ON.
LETS GET YOU SOME STITCHES.
>> NEXT TIME YOU'RE BEING CHASED THROUGH CAMPUS BY AN ANGRY PROFESSOR, WEAR PANTS.
>> HOW COULD I?
[LAUGHS] I THINK HIS WIFE BROKE THE ZIPPER WHEN SHE BIT THEM OFF ME.
IM JUST LUCKY THAT GUYS SO DAMN SLOW.
>> [BOTH LAUGH] >> HEY, THIS ISNT MY FAULT, SEAN.
I JUST WENT OVER THERE TO TALK MY "D" UP TO A "C" ON THAT CELLULAR PHYSIOLOGY EXAM.
>> YEAH?
WELL, HOW DOES THAT LEAD TO YOU SCREWING HIS WIFE?
>> HE WASN'T HOME.
[CHUCKLES] >> [LAUGHS] >> OH, HEY, SEAN, I NEED TO BORROW YOUR NOTES ON THAT CELLULAR PHYSIOLOGY TERM PAPER.
IM ALREADY STUCK WITH A "D" NOW ON THE EXAM.
I GOT TO KILL ON THAT PAPER.
>> WHATS IN IT FOR ME?
>> YOU KNOW THAT BLONDE THAT YOU'VE BEEN EYING?
>> JULIA?
>> I KNOW HER.
I CAN INTRODUCE YOU.
>> DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?
>> NOT YET.
>> ALL RIGHT.
FINE.
BUT YOU HAVE TO TALK ME UP TO HER.
>> MM.
NO PROBLEM.
IM A BORN LIAR.
OK.
ALL RIGHT.
HOW AM I DOING DOWN THERE?
AM I FIXED YET?
>> ALMOST.
JUST FINISHING UP THE KEYHOLE.
>> [EXHALES] >> YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU KNOW.
THESE HEMOSTAT VASECTOMIES ARE FAR LESS PAINFUL.
>> WHATS A LITTLE PAIN EXCHANGE FOR A LIFETIME OF FREE LOVE?
>> YEAH.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED, EVEN FEWER REASONS TO CONTROL YOURSELF.
[PAPER RUSTLES] >> WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU ARE NOW MEDICALLY PREVENTED FROM PRODUCING UNWANTED CHILDREN.
[ICE PACK CLATTERS] >> OH.
GREAT.
[EXHALES] 3S MY LIMIT.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT, UM-- >> WHAT?
>> REBECCA?
>> YEAH, WELL, SHE GOT RID OF IT.
DON'T WORRY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE?
>> HMM?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
>> NOTHING.
SEAN WAS JUST...
BURNING OFF SOME GENITAL WARTS, THAT'S ALL.
>> WELL, IM SURE YOUR WIFE WILL BE PLEASED ABOUT THAT.
SHES IN YOUR OFFICE.
>> SHIT.
SHE CANT SEE ME LIKE THIS.
YOU NEED TO COVER FOR ME.
>> BUT--WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL HER?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
TELL HER IM WITH A PATIENT OR SOMETHING.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW--JUST--SHE FINDS OUT I'VE HAD A VASECTOMY, SHELL--KILL ME.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN IT ALL CATCHES UP WITH YOU?
>> I'VE PAID MY PENANCE, SEAN, ALL RIGHT?
FOSTER CARE, BREAST CANCER, ALL THE BULLSHIT I'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH YOU FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG.
JUST COVER FOR ME, PLEASE.
>> HEY, SEAN.
>> KIMBER.
UM--UH--CHRISTIAN IS JUST--HES FINISHING UP WITH A PATIENT, SO, UM--HOW ARE YOU?
GOD, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
>> YEAH?
>> MARRIAGE OBVIOUSLY AGREES WITH YOU.
>> [CHUCKLES] THANK YOU.
WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT WED BE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE?
>> SO, HOWS THE DECORATING THING GOING?
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK WEVE HAD A CHANCE TO TALK SINCE THE WEDDING.
>> YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, ITS GOING REALLY GOOD.
I HAVE A LOT OF REALLY GOOD IDEAS.
I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GIFT, OR AT LEAST MY TEACHERS THINK SO.
WELL.
WHAT--WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT NEW MARBLE WALL?
>> ITS, UH...REALLY CHRISTIANS THING.
>> YEAH.
HE ALWAYS HAS TO DO WHAT THAT FAT, UNTALENTED WOMAN SAYS EVERY TIME, DOESN'T HE?
[CHUCKLES] SHES EMPERORS NEW CLOTHES, IF YOU ASK ME.
>> WELL, SHE DOES COME HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, AND YOU KNOW HOW CHRISTIAN IS ABOUT PEOPLE AND THEIR...CREDENTIALS.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IF WE PUT SOME FOOD COLORING IN HERE, MAKE THE TANK PRETTIER--LIKE, MAYBE AN AQUAMARINE--MAKE THE ROOM POP?
>> BET THAT WOULD KILL THE FISH, KIMBER.
>> HES SCREWING HER, ISNT HE?
>> WH--WHO?
>> IM NOT STUPID.
CHRISTIAN.
REBECCA.
TH EYRE HAVING AN AFFAIR.
>> OH--YOU KNOW, HE HAS TURNED A CORNER.
HE WANTS IT TO WORK WITH YOU.
AND I THINK HES HAD HIS FILL OF ALL THAT.
>> OK.
SO TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW, TELL ME NOW, AND DON'T LIE TO ME.
>> KIMBER...
DOES HE HAVE RANDOM CHRISTIAN-LIKE THOUGHTS?
YEAH.
IM SURE HE DOES.
BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT HE LOVES YOU, AND HE IS FAITHFUL...
TO YOU.
AND YOU CAN TRUST HIM.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE TODAY, RIGHT?
TO MAKE HIM TELL ME THE TRUTH.
SO, THANK YOU.
THANKS FOR BEING HONEST WITH ME, SEAN.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW RELIEVED I AM NOW.
>> [SIGHS] >> AHH, THANK YOU.
>> MMM.
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH, SEAN.
>> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
>> HE DOESN'T NEED THIS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> MISS, DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT COMES OUT OF THIS MANS MOUTH, OK?
HELL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR, AND NONE OF ITS TRUE.
JUST ASK HIS WIFE.
>> [SCOFFS] >> [CHUCKLES] >> LOOK, IM SORRY IF I PUT YOU IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION-- >> UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION?
>> YES, UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION.
>> OH, COME ON.
YOU WOULDN'T CARE IF I SQUATTED ON GLASS, AS LONG AS YOUR ASS IS COVERED.
NOTHINGS CHANGED IN 25 YEARS.
>> [SIGHS] >> OH.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU CANT HELP LYING AND CHEATING.
MAYBE ITS A GENETIC TRAIT LIKE LESCH-NYHAN.
>> MM-HMM, >> AND YOU CANT EVOLVE INTO A DECENT HUMAN BEING CAUSE ITS NOT IN YOUR DNA.
EXCUSE ME, HONEY, GET ANOTHER ONE?
>> MMM.
AND CAN I GET SOME ICE?
MY BALLS.
I HAD THE OL SNIPPETY-SNIP.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE I DON'T SWELL DURING THE FLIGHT.
>> [SIGHS] >> [GRUNTS] [SIGHS] THANK GOD.
[EXHALES] I ALMOST MISSED IT.
>> [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] >> YOU HAVE A MUCH MORE INTERESTING JOB.
NOW, WHAT KIND OF CHOCOLATE DO YOU SELL?
>> ILL GIVE YOU A SAMPLE.
>> OH, YOU HAVE SOME HERE?
>> MM-HMM, >> GREAT.
YEAH.
>> WELL, LETS SEE.
FOR YOU...
OK.
>> AHH.
OOH.
>> THIS...
>> [SIGHS] >> IS MADE FROM CRIOLLO CACAO, GROWN IN NICARAGUA.
>> OH, I LOVE HOW YOU SAY THAT.
>> [BOTH LAUGH] >> OH.
>> IT HAS HIGHER LEVELS OF PHENTOLAMINE...
>> MMM.
>> WHICH, BESIDES ITS DECADENT TASTE, IS KNOWN TO HAVE A SLIGHTLY PSYCHOTROPIC EFFECT.
>> OH, IT IS SO DELICIOUS.
>> [CHUCKLES] YOU WANT ANOTHER?
>> OH, YEAH.
YEAH.
>> ILL SPLIT IT WITH YOU.
>> WOW.
>> MMM.
[CHUCKLES] >> [CHUCKLES] >> YOU KNOW, I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM.
YOU WANT TO COME?
>> YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB?
>> GIVE ME 2 MINUTES.
>> OK.
>> DON'T DO IT.
>> [CHUCKLES] LIKE YOU WOULDN'T.
>> I HAVE.
ITS NOT WORTH IT, ALL RIGHT?
THE BATHROOMS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET ANY RHYTHM GOING, AND...FLIGHT ATTENDANTS ARE VERY STRICT POST-9/11.
>> I TELL YOU WHAT, BUDDY BOY.
WHY DON'T YOU COVER FOR ME?
SEE HOW IT FEELS FOR A CHANGE.
[CLEARS THROAT] >> DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
>> MMM.
[GRUNTING] OH, GOD!
>> [BOTH GRUNTING] >> OH, GOD.
DON'T STOP.
AHH.
DON'T STOP.
AHH!
AHH!
[KNOCK ON DOOR] >> EXCUSE ME?
OPEN THIS DOOR.
YOU NEED TO COME OUT OF THERE.
>> OH!
>> COME OUT OF THERE NOW, OR THE CAPTAIN WILL LAND THIS PLANE.
>> [MOANING] >> [BOTH GRUNTING] >> U.S.
MARSHAL.
>> AHH.
[KNOCK ON DOOR] >> WAIT.
WAIT.
WAIT.
>> [PANTING] [KNOCK ON DOOR] >> U.S.
MARSHAL.
>> [GRUNTS AND PANTS] >> ARE YOU ARMED?
>> NO.
>> YOU ARE BEING DETAINED UNDER THE U.S.
ANTI-TERRORISM PROVISION OF THE PATRIOT ACT FOR DISOBEYING A FLIGHT CREW WHILE IN THE AIR.
>> OOH.
>> I HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO HANDCUFF TO YOUR SEAT IF I DEEM IT NECESSARY.
STAY SEATED TILL WE LAND IN MIAMI, AT WHICH TIME YOU WILL BE QUESTIONED BY HOMELAND SECURITY.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> YEAH.
YES.
[PANTING] [PATS] >> SHUT UP.
>> ITS ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
>> JUST SHUT UP.
>> WHY IS IT YOU NEVER GET CAUGHT, AND WHENEVER I BREAK THE RULES-- >> CAUSE YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE AN AM AMATEUR.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OH.
YOU CANT EXPECT TO PLAY LIKE TIGER WOODS IF YOU DON'T PRACTICE.
>> THANKS FOR DOING NOTHING, BY THE WAY.
THINK OF ALL THE TIMES I COVERED FOR YOU.
IF SHE HADNT CONVINCED THEM THAT I WAS GIVING HER THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER, ID STILL BE IN CUSTODY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU NEED TO PUT THAT ALL BEHIND YOU.
SUCK IT ALL IN.
TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
CAN YOU FEEL IT?
>> HMM.
RESPECT?
>> ENVY.
NOTHING SAYS SUCCESS MORE THAN THE JEALOUSY OF YOUR PEERS.
>> DR.
TROY?
>> YES?
>> DO YOU MIND IF I STEAL YOU FOR A MOMENT?
>> MMM.
>> I PROMISED CANDACE DelLAUREO I WOULD BRING YOU OVER THE MOMENT YOU ARRIVED.
APPARENTLY, YOU MADE QUITE AN IMPRESSION ON HER WHEN YOU WERE A STUDENT.
>> SWEETIE, DO YOU MIND?
>> [LAUGHS] >> HEY, COULD I JUST GET A CUP OF COFFEE?
>> HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?
>> BLACK, AS I RECALL FROM THE ALL-NIGHTERS WE USED TO PULL.
>> CURTIS?
>> OLDER, WISER.
EH.
MOSTLY OLDER.
[LAUGHS] >> OH, MY GOD.
HEY!
>> HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?
>> IM GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> CONGRATULATIONS, McNAMARA.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> A BEER, PLEASE.
I GOT TO TELL YOU, I WAS A LITTLE SHOCKED WHEN I HEARD YOU WON THE POLAND AWARD.
YOU MUST DO ONE HELL OF A TIT JOB.
>> WELL, WE DO A LITTLE MORE THAN TIT JOBS.
>> IM JUST TEASING YOU.
RELAX, SEAN.
YOU NEVER COULD TAKE A JOKE, YEAH?
[LAUGHS] >> WELL, IM NOT SURPRISED YOU'RE RECEIVING IT.
>> OH.
>> WORK YOU'VE BEEN DOING, TREATING FEVERS IN ANGOLA AND PAKISTAN IS PRETTY INCREDIBLE.
>> OH, THANKS, BUDDY.
WERE LUCKY, THOUGH, YOU KNOW, SEAN?
MOST POOR BASTARDS, THEY NEVER GET TO FIND OUT WHAT THEIR TRUE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS, EH?
SO, UH, SO HOWS JULIA?
>> SHES GOOD.
>> YEAH?
>> WE DIVORCED.
>> OH.
GEE.
IM SORRY ABOUT THAT.
YOU HAVE KIDS?
>> YEAH.
YEAH.
3.
>> OH!
>> THERE.
THERE'S MATT.
>> UH-HUH.
>> THAT'S CONOR THERE, AND THERE'S ANNIE.
>> WOW, GOOD-LOOKING.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU MUST BE REALLY PROUD.
>> I AM.
>> WHAT, SO THE OLDEST ONES PROBABLY IN COLLEGE, RIGHT?
>> UH, WELL, HES--HES JUST TAKING A BREAK.
>> AH.
SMART.
SMART.
LET ME SHOW YOU MY CREW HERE.
THIS IS LUKE AND ANDREA.
LUKE IS AT THE OLD ALMA MATER FOLLOWING IN HIS DADS FOOTSTEPS.
>> OH, GREAT.
>> BUT ANDREA, SHES A REBEL.
NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
>> HEH.
I GOT ONE OF THOSE, TOO.
>> JUST HAD TO BE DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW?
YALE.
I SWEAR SHE DID IT TO BREAK MY HEART.
[CHUCKLES] >> WE CANT ALL GO TO HARVARD, CAN WE?
>> WELL, SOME OF US COULD BUT DIDN'T.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT, SEAN.
>> [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] >> WHATS THIS?
OHH.
HARVARD.
CONGRATULATIONS.
WHILE YOU'RE BOTH FREEZING YOUR BALLS OFF IN THE FRIGID NORTHEAST, I WILL BE ON THE BEACH LICKING SALT OFF OF THE HOT BODIES OF MY FELLOW INTERNS.
>> ILL MEET YOU AFTER BIOCHEM.
WE STILL NEED TO DISCUSS HOUSING.
SEE YOU, TROY.
>> GUYS A FAG.
>> GUYS A GENIUS.
>> SO, YOU REALLY WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH A BUNCH OF OVERACHIEVING GRADE-GRUBBERS?
>> AS OPPOSED TO A BUNCH OF OVERSEXED TIT-GRABBERS?
>> I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU TURN INTO A GRIND.
YOU HAVE THAT POTENTIAL, BUDDY BOY.
TRUST ME.
>> HEY, UM, THERE ARE DIRECT FLIGHTS FROM MIAMI TO BOSTON, YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH.
I JUST--I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE IN THIS TOGETHER.
SO WE GOING TO DO THIS THING TOGETHER OR WHAT?
COME ON.
I GOT A SURPRISE.
>> [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] >> SURE THIS IS IT?
>> YES.
YES.
IM SURE THIS IS IT.
OH, MY GOD.
THIRD FLOOR, ROOM NUMBER 12.
THE ORIGINAL HOME OF McNAMARA/TROY.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
LOOK.
ITS BEEN PAINTED A COUPLE OF TIMES, AND THE CUPBOARD USED TO BE OVER THERE.
THE CARPETS BEEN REPLACED.
>> THEY DIDN'T GET RID OF THAT BONG WATER STENCH.
>> NO, THEY DIDN'T!
ISNT THAT GREAT, HUH?
I LOVE IT!
ITS GREAT!
>> YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS WE SPENT STUDYING IN THIS ROOM?
>> AHH.
DO YOU REMEMBER THIS BED, HUH?
ITS THE FIRST TIME I EVER HAD A THREESOME.
>> I REMEMBER.
I HAD MIDTERMS THE NEXT MORNING.
>> [DISTANT MUSIC AND CHEERING] >> OH.
HOLD ON.
[GRUNTS] OH, MY GOD.
>> NO.
>> YEAH.
ITS STILL HERE.
ITS STILL HERE!
COME AND CHECK IT OUT.
THE SCOREBOARD!
>> OH, THE SCOREBOARD!
>> AHH!
THE SCOREBOARD!
>> [LAUGHS] >> 209 OF MIAMIS FINEST COEDS REPRESENTED RIGHT HERE.
OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, IF I BANGED THEM AT THEIR PLACE, I DIDN'T NOTCH IT DOWN ON THERE, SO...
>> YEAH.
>> THERE'S A LOT MORE.
>> OK.
LETS GO GRAB SOME DINNER.
>> GO?
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WERE SLEEPING HERE TONIGHT.
I ALREADY PAID THE SCHLUBS WHO ROOM HERE SO THAT WE COULD STAY.
>> SLEEP HERE?
>> YES, SLEEP HERE.
RELIVE OLD TIMES, YOU KNOW.
LIKE, ORDER SOME PIZZA AND DRINK SOME SCOTCH, GET A LITTLE DRUNK, RIGHT, LIKE WE DID IN SENIOR YEAR.
ALL RIGHT?
COME ON.
WERE GETTING A BIG-ASS AWARD TOMORROW.
WE SHOULD AT LEAST RELIVE SOME OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
THE THINGS THAT KIND OF GOT US HERE.
I MEAN-- >> I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT COULD BE FUN.
>> COULD BE FUN?
I MEAN, COME ON!
THIS IS GREAT, HUH?
>> MM, >> COME ON.
LETS PLAY DARTS.
>> [CHUCKLES] YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIT IN THAT BED.
>> [BUBBLING] >> YOU KNOW, THE SHOWERS STILL HAVE THAT-- >> WHOA, HO, HO.
HEY, BUDDY BOY.
LOOK WHO I FOUND WHILE YOU WERE TAKING A SHOWER.
WINONA AND RYDER.
[LAUGHS] [INDISTINCT] COME ON, MAN.
WE JUST STARTED A GAME OF STRIP POKER.
HERE, JOIN US.
[INHALES AND EXHALES] OH, HOLD ON, LADIES.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
[LAUGHS] YEAH, BOTH OF YOU, GET GOING.
>> [SIGHS] >> SEANIE, YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF?
PARTNER?
I THINK ITS YOUR TURN.
>> [SIGHS] THEYRE BARELY OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE THEIR DRIVERS LICENSES.
>> THEYRE 18.
I CARDED THEM.
>> IM GOING FOR A WALK.
>> I THOUGHT HE WANTED TO BE MORE IMPULSIVE.
>> [ALL LAUGH] >> [DISTANT INDISTINCT CHATTERING] >> I REALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THIS OUT OF YOU, MR.
McNAMARA.
THE ENTIRE SEMESTER, YOU'VE BEEN A MODEL STUDENT--AN "A" ON YOUR MIDTERM, AN "A" ON YOUR LAB WORK.
NOW, I WONDER IF YOU CHEATED ON THEM, TOO.
>> JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, PROFESSOR SILVESTRE.
ILL DO ANYTHING.
I KNOW THIS STUFF.
TEST ME RIGHT NOW.
>> AH, ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT, SEAN.
>> BUT IM SUPPOSED TO GO TO HARVARD IN THE FALL.
IF YOU FLUNK ME, I WONT GET IN.
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU AND MR.
TROY HANDED IN THE EXACT SAME FINAL PAPERS.
IM FAILING BOTH OF YOU.
>> [DISTANT INDISTINCT CHATTERING] >> McNAMARA/TROY HAS SET NEW STANDARDS FOR RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY, REPEATEDLY DOING PROCEDURES ONCE THOUGHT IMPOSSIBLE.
THEY PIONEERED THE FIRST FACE TRANSPLANT PROCEDURE IN 2005 AND ROSE...
>> DON'T SAY ANYTHING UNDIGNIFIED ABOUT PLAYING STRIP POKER WITH 2 FRESHMEN THE NIGHT BEFORE THE POLAND AWARD?
>> DIGNITY IS OVERRATED, MY FRIEND.
THE FRESHMEN, ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE NOT.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS MY PLEASURE TO PRESENT THE 2011 ALBERT POLAND AWARD TO DOCTORS SEAN McNAMARA AND CHRISTIAN TROY.
>> [LAUGHS] >> [APPLAUSE] >> THANK YOU.
>> OH.
OH!
>> [LAUGHS] >> HEY!
>> THANK YOU.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> WHOA.
LUCKY SHE DIDN'T DROP IT, HUH?
>> [LAUGHTER] >> UH, GREATLY HONORED TO RECEIVE THIS AWARD.
ITS REALLY--[SIGHS] QUITE DAUNTING.
HOWEVER, I WOULDN'T BE UP HERE IF IT WERENT FOR ONE PARTICULAR MAN, SEAN McNAMARA.
THIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS THE REAL TALENT AT McNAMARA/TROY
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DOCTORS HAVE WON THAT THING, AND THEN, THEY'VE GONE ON TO WIN THE NOBEL?
>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.
WE ARE BACK IN BLACK, BUDDY BOY.
NOBODY WE CARE ABOUT IS DYING AND/OR INCARCERATED, RIGHT?
WERE ABOUT TO HEAD BACK TO OUR ALMA MATER AND RUB THEIR SNOTTY LITTLE NOSES IN IT.
IM VERY EXCITED.
>> OH, COME ON.
ITS NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.
>> OH.
EXCUSE ME.
OK.
LIZZIE?
>> YEAH?
>> WOULD YOU JUST READ THIS TO HIM, OK?
MR.
HUMBLE PIE OVER THERE?
>> I CERTAINLY SHALL.
>> OK.
>> HMM. "
DEAR.
DR.
McNAMARA AND DR.
TROY, FOR 40 YEARS, THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI HAS BEEN BESTOWING THE ALBERT POLAND AWARD TO THOSE PHYSICIANS WHO HAVE MADE SIGNIFICANT CONTRIBUTIONS TO THEIR MEDICAL PROFESSION IN THEIR CHOSEN FIELDS."
>> SIGNIFICANT CONTRIBUTIONS.
>> YES.
YES.
>> BUT ISNT IT KIND OF A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD?
IM 45.
THESE THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE 80.
>> WHATS THE MATTER WITH THIS GUY?
EVER SINCE WE MET, HES HAD THIS DARK CLOUD JUST HOVERING OVER HIM.
>> WELL, THE CLOUD WAS CALLED REALITY.
WE WERE PRE-MED STUDENTS.
IT WAS NON-STOP PRESSURE AND MISERY.
AND YOU SPENT YOUR DAYS JUST WHISTLING PAST THE GRAVEYARD.
>> WANT A BITE?
SEAN McNAMARA, RIGHT?
CHRISTIAN TROY.
IM PRE-MED, TOO.
WERE IN ALL THE SAME CLASSES.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING YOU.
>> OH, YEAH.
I HAVE ATTENDANCE ISSUES.
BUT THAT IS GOING TO CHANGE.
SOPHOMORE YEAR, AND IM TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF.
AND WITH THAT IN MIND, MY ROOMMATE JUST HAD A BREAKDOWN OR SOMETHING, AND I'VE GOT AN EXTRA BED.
YOU WANT TO BUNK TOGETHER?
I MEAN, I FIGURED, SINCE WERE IN THE SAME CLASSES, WE CAN CRAM FOR EXAMS, HELP EACH OTHER OUT WITH LABS.
>> AND I SUPPOSE THE FACT THAT IM NUMBER ONE IN OUR CLASS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR REQUEST.
>> OF COURSE NOT.
>> WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
>> 42, WITH A BULLET.
>> SOLIDLY IN THE MIDDLE.
>> OH, SURE, NOW I AM.
THIS IS JUST SCHOOL.
ITS BULLSHIT.
I AM THE ONLY GUY HERE WHO HAS SEEN THE FUTURE OF MEDICINE.
DON'T YOU GET IT?
THIS IS THE NEW IDEAL--BARBIE DOLLS, PLASTICIZED, FLAWLESS WOMEN, AND IT IS CATCHING ON WITH MEN, TOO.
>> PLASTIC SURGERY.
>> THE WAY OF THE FUTURE.
>> YEAH.
IT SOUNDS LIKE MEANINGFUL WORK.
>> OH, WHAT, SLAVING AWAY FOR SOME INSURANCE COMPANY FOR PENNIES WHILE YOU GRAB SOME OLD GUYS BALLS AND SAY "COUGH" IS YOUR DREAM?
>> NO, BUT SAVING LIVES IS.
MAKING A DIFFERENCE WITH MY WORK.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER A DIFFERENT MAJOR.
>> AND WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST?
>> DO THEY OFFER COURSES IN USED CAR SALES?
>> [BOTH LAUGHING] >> HOW DID I GET HIM TO ROOM WITH ME?
I BLEW HIM!
>> [ALL LAUGHING] >> SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW ME.
I DIDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER, EH?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE HARASSED ME.
EVENTUALLY, I AGREED JUST TO SHUT HIM UP.
>> [ALL LAUGH] >> AND THE REST--THE REST IS HISTORY, RIGHT?
>> MM-HMM, >> MMM.
>> LOOK AT THIS.
>> TO ANOTHER 25.
>> HEAR, HEAR.
>> HEAR, HEAR.
[APPLAUSE] >> CHEERS.
MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL MAKE ME, THE PERFECT SOUL A PERFECT MIND, A PERFECT FACE, A PERFECT LIE >> TELL US WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF, MR.
DALY.
>> GO TO HELL, DICKHEAD.
>> DAN.
>> [GRUNTS] >> HE DIDN'T MEAN TO BE CONDESCENDING.
ITS JUST-- [CHUCKLES] OUR WAY OF-- >> YOU TOO, SHITFACE.
UH-OH.
SORRY.
YOU CANT SAY THAT TO THE DOCTORS.
>> THE INSULTS ARE JUST HIS WAY OF SHOWING HIS ADMIRATION.
ITS PART OF THE CONDITION I MENTIONED ON THE PHONE.
>> OH, YEAH.
UH, LESCH-NYHAN SYNDROME.
>> HAD YOU HEARD OF IT BEFORE?
>> NO.
WE DID SOME RESEARCH.
A RARE GENETIC DISORDER CHARACTERIZED BY AN EXCESS OF URIC ACID IN THE BLOOD.
>> AFFECTING THE AREA OF THE BRAIN THAT GOVERNS IMPULSE CONTROL.
>> ASIDE FROM THE MUSCLE SPASMS, THE EFFECTS CAN OFTEN TURN EMOTIONS INTO OPPOSING IMPULSES.
LOVE IS HATE, ELATION CAN BECOME MISERY, AND ADMIRATION COMES OUT AS...
>> "GO TO HELL."
>> IN THAT CASE, WE UNDERSTAND, AND ITS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU TOO, MR.
DALY.
>> CAN I SEE THAT...
THING ON YOUR DESK?
>> YOU MEAN THIS?
>> I WANT IT.
I REALLY WANT IT.
>> SURE.
YOU CAN HAVE IT-- >> [GRUNTS] >> I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU-- SELF-MUTILATION IS A PRIMARY MANIFESTATION OF THE DISORDER.
YOU PROBABLY NOTICED THAT WITH HIS LIPS ALREADY.
HE CHEWED THEM OFF.
>> ASSHOLE.
OH, NO.
[GRUNTS] >> ITS WHY HAVING A FULL-TIME PERSON TO WATCH OVER HIM IS ESSENTIAL...WHICH IS NOT WITHOUT ITS RISKS.
>> I--I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIM, BUT I--I CANT STOP MYSELF, EVEN WHEN I TRY.
ITS JUST LIKE WITH MY HANDS.
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HANDS?
>> [PANTING] IT STARTED WHEN I WAS A KID.
THEY WOULD JUST MAKE ME SO ANGRY.
[GRUNTING] I HAD TO HAVE THEM GONE.
I DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE HURT.
I WOULD HAVE LOST THEM ALL IF MY MOTHER HADNT FIGURED OUT A CREATIVE WAY TO MAKE ME STOP.
[PANTING] EVENTUALLY, THEY GAVE UP ON ME.
THEY PUT ME IN A HOME.
I'VE BEEN USING ASSISTED LIVING FOR 30 YEARS.
>> IF YOU HADNT, YOU WOULD HAVE KILLED YOURSELF.
MOST PATIENTS DO.
LIFE EXPECTANCY IS 45.
>> AND YOU JUST TURNED 46.
>> YEAH.
I NEVER THOUGHT ID MAKE IT THAT LONG.
[EXHALES] BUT I DID.
[LAUGHS] I DID.
>> NOW, IF WE DO FIX YOUR LIPS, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN?
>> WE DON'T.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE DON'T," ASSHOLE?
[GRUNTS] IM SORRY.
ITS JUST-- I'VE BEEN SELF-DESTRUCTING MY WHOLE LIFE, AND DESPITE ALL THE ODDS, IM STILL...HERE.
I THINK THAT MEANS THAT I DESERVE A FRESH START.
DON'T YOU?
>> BREAKS MY HEART, THAT GUY.
>> [SCOFFS] >> THIS IS ONE OF THOSE CASES, YOU KNOW?
MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING, EARNED THAT AWARD.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THIS CASE?
SOONER OR LATER, NYCHEN-SCHLICHEN IS GOING TO BITE THOSE LIPS OFF AGAIN, AND, WELL, THERE'S ANOTHER 15 GRAND FROM HIS TRUST FUND IN OUR POCKETS.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEALS ANYMORE?
ANY DESIRE TO HEAL OR HELP?
IM JUST ASKING.
>> SEANIE, I WAS ALWAYS A PRAGMATIST AND A BUSINESSMAN, HUH?
DID YOU EVER HEAR ME SAY I WANTED TO SAVE THE WORLD, HMM?
ALL T WANTED WAS PERKS AND A GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLE.
AND YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GUILT ME OR CHANGE ME.
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BY NOW?
>> I THINK I LIVE IN A KIND OF DENIAL ABOUT IT.
>> OH, COME ON.
LIGHTEN UP.
WERE ON THE VERGE OF A GREAT FUTURE HERE, MY FRIEND.
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THE MARBLE I PICKED OUT FOR THE RETAINING WALL IN THE NEW RECOVERY SUITE.
IT IS THE PERFECT SPOT TO SHOWCASE THE ALBERT POLAND AWARD.
>> [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] [METAL CLANGS] [HAMMERING] >> OH.
THERE YOU ARE, CHRISTIAN.
PUT YOUR EYES ON THIS.
>> OH, MY.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?
ITS SO SMOOTH, HUH?
AND DECADENT.
ISNT IT GREAT, HUH?
WHAT DO YOU THINK, SEAN?
>> HOW MUCH IS IT?
>> 1,500.
>> I LOVE IT.
>> WELL, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD FOR THE WHOLE WALL.
>> A SQUARE FOOT.
ITS CHINCHILLA MINK MARBLE.
>> FORGET IT.
I AGREED TO THIS BECAUSE I THOUGHT A BETTER, STATE-OF-THE-ART RECOVERY SUITE WAS A GOOD IDEA.
BUT ALL THIS STUFF--THE NEW LOUNGE, THE MARBLE WALL DIVIDING THE ROOMS-- >> 10 TIMES MORE CHIC THAN SOME SLOPPY DIVIDING CURTAIN, MY FRIEND.
>> ITS OSTENTATIOUS.
>> IT IS AN INVESTMENT, ALL RIGHT?
THIS IS RODEO DRIVE.
WE NEED THE BLING, MY FRIEND.
I LOVE THESE COLORS.
>> FOR ONCE, ID LIKE TO BE AHEAD OF THE GAME FINANCIALLY INSTEAD OF ALWAYS HAVING DEBTS OVER OUR HEADS.
AND YOU WANT TO PUT US BACK IN THE HOLE FOR A WALL THAT WOULD SERVE THE SAME PURPOSE IF IT WAS STUCCO.
>> I WASN'T PAID TO DO STUCCO, SEAN.
YOU LOOK CHEAP, YOU ARE CHEAP.
>> UH, EXCUSE ME, REBECCA-- THAT'S YOUR NAME, RIGHT?
UM, WHATS WITH THESE SKYLIGHTS?
THEYRE HALF THE SIZE THAT I TOLD YOU TO MAKE THEM.
>> HI, HON.
>> HI.
>> I DOWNSIZED THEM.
FRANKLY, MRS.
TROY, THEY WERE GARISH.
>> OH.
WELL, THEY WERE ACTUALLY MODELED AFTER THE ONES CHRISTIAN AND I SAW ON OUR HONEYMOON IN PROVENCE, SO YOU NEED TO TEAR THEM OUT AND REDO THEM NOW.
>> NO.
JUST LEAVE THEM THE WAY THEY ARE, OK?
IT WOULD COST THOUSANDS TO REDO THEM.
>> SEAN, YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.
BESIDES, HOW CAN I DO THE ITALIAN MOTIF IN THE NEW BATHROOM WHEN I AM OUT HERE DOING THESE?
>> WHAT NEW BATHROOM?
>> GO LOOK AT IT.
ITS BEAUTIFUL.
AT LEAST, IT WILL BE WHEN IM DONE DECORATING IT.
>> SEAN...
>> CHRISTIAN, THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE A PROBLEM FOR ME.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TALK [INDISTINCT] OFF THE LEDGE, PLEASE?
HMM?
HUH?
HUH?
>> MMM.
>> [CHUCKLES] YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SEAN, OK?
>> IM NOT.
>> GOOD.
>> BUT I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU PAY ME, I CANT WORK WITH THAT BITCH.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
THAT BITCH IS MY WIFE.
>> WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME.
>> FOR WHAT?
>> FOR WAITING FOR HER TO LEAVE BEFORE I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS PREGNANT, SHITDICK.
NICE JOB PULLING OUT.
[MONITOR BEEPING] >> TONIGHT, IM GOING TO HAVE MYSELF A REAL GOOD TIME, I FEEL ALIVE, AND THE WORLD TURNING INSIDE OUT, YEAH, AND FLOATING AROUND IN ECSTASY, SO DON'T STOP ME NOW, DON'T STOP ME CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME, HAVING A GOOD TIME, IM A SHOOTING STAR LEAPING THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A TIGER, DEFYING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY, IM A RACING CAR PASSING BY...
>> WHOA.
NICE WORK THERE, DOC, HUH?
THAT'S WHY THEY SAY YOU GOT THE, UH, GOLDEN HANDS, HUH?
>> THEYRE THE SAME COLOR THEY WERE YESTERDAY.
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR OWN HYPE.
>> HA.
I HAPPEN TO ADMIRE YOUR HANDS, WHICH IS WHY, OF ALL THE SURGEONS IN THE COUNTRY, IM GOING TO ASK YOU TO DO MY VASECTOMY.
>> [SCOFFS] TALK ABOUT AN UNNECESSARY SURGERY.
KIMBER CANT EVEN HAVE ANY KIDS ANYMORE.
>> BUT OUR HOT LITTLE DECORATOR CAN.
APPARENTLY, I HAVE SUPER SPERM.
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT A CHICK, SHE GETS PREGNANT.
>> JESUS, CHRISTIAN.
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE GIVEN A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
COULD YOU POSSIBLY JUST GROW UP?
>> WE HAVE MADE IT, SEAN.
THE GATE TO THE GARDEN OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS IS WIDE OPEN FOR US NOW.
YOU THINK IM GOING TO SAY NO TO ALL THAT SWEET NECTAR BECAUSE OF A SILLY LITTLE THING LIKE POLLINATION?
>> WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE THING CALLED MARRIAGE?
YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
>> I DON'T WANT TO STOP AT ALL >> OH, COME ON.
>> SWELLING LOOKS GOOD.
BLOOD FLOWS RETURNING.
NO SIGN OF AN INFECTION.
I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT.
>> [GRUNTS] >> HERE.
JUST HOLD THIS.
THERE YOU GO.
>> [GRUNTS] >> YEAH.
THEYRE GOING TO BE A LITTLE TENDER AT FIRST, BUT THERE ARE SOME EXERCISES YOU CAN DO TO HELP BREAK THEM IN.
TRY SAYING "SEA SHELL" FOR ME.
>> MMM.
[PANTING] SEE SELL.
>> MM-HMM.
GOOD.
BASKETBALL.
>> UH, ASKET ALL.
>> UH-HUH.
NOW, THIS ONES A LITTLE BIT HARDER.
PING PONG.
>> HUH...F-F-FU-- >> PING.
>> FF-FF-- >> KEEP TRYING.
>> NO.
F-FEN-- FEN-- FEN TOO CLOSE.
>> AAH!
>> [GRUNTING] >> IM SORRY.
SORRY.
IM SORRY.
>> [BOTH GRUNTING] >> WHATS GOING ON?
>> THE HELL?
WE WERE JUST TALKING, AND THEN, THE NEXT THING I KNOW-- >> JESUS.
WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE HIS RESTRAINTS ON?
>> I LET HIM LOOSE JUST FOR A SECOND.
>> YOU LET HIM LOOSE?
WHY?
>> WELL, HE SEEMED--I DON'T KNOW--BETTER.
>> [GRUNTS] >> [PANTING] >> BETTER?
HES GOT A GENETIC DISEASE, SEAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, CAUSE YOU FIX HIS LIPS, HES NORMAL AGAIN?
>> [PANTS] IM SORRY.
IM SORRY.
>> NO.
YOU CANT BLAME THIS ON HIM.
>> IM SORRY.
>> YOU OK?
>> YEAH.
>> IM SORRY.
[GRUNTS AND PANTS] >> [EXHALES] COME ON.
LETS GET YOU SOME STITCHES.
>> NEXT TIME YOU'RE BEING CHASED THROUGH CAMPUS BY AN ANGRY PROFESSOR, WEAR PANTS.
>> HOW COULD I?
[LAUGHS] I THINK HIS WIFE BROKE THE ZIPPER WHEN SHE BIT THEM OFF ME.
IM JUST LUCKY THAT GUYS SO DAMN SLOW.
>> [BOTH LAUGH] >> HEY, THIS ISNT MY FAULT, SEAN.
I JUST WENT OVER THERE TO TALK MY "D" UP TO A "C" ON THAT CELLULAR PHYSIOLOGY EXAM.
>> YEAH?
WELL, HOW DOES THAT LEAD TO YOU SCREWING HIS WIFE?
>> HE WASN'T HOME.
[CHUCKLES] >> [LAUGHS] >> OH, HEY, SEAN, I NEED TO BORROW YOUR NOTES ON THAT CELLULAR PHYSIOLOGY TERM PAPER.
IM ALREADY STUCK WITH A "D" NOW ON THE EXAM.
I GOT TO KILL ON THAT PAPER.
>> WHATS IN IT FOR ME?
>> YOU KNOW THAT BLONDE THAT YOU'VE BEEN EYING?
>> JULIA?
>> I KNOW HER.
I CAN INTRODUCE YOU.
>> DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?
>> NOT YET.
>> ALL RIGHT.
FINE.
BUT YOU HAVE TO TALK ME UP TO HER.
>> MM.
NO PROBLEM.
IM A BORN LIAR.
OK.
ALL RIGHT.
HOW AM I DOING DOWN THERE?
AM I FIXED YET?
>> ALMOST.
JUST FINISHING UP THE KEYHOLE.
>> [EXHALES] >> YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU KNOW.
THESE HEMOSTAT VASECTOMIES ARE FAR LESS PAINFUL.
>> WHATS A LITTLE PAIN EXCHANGE FOR A LIFETIME OF FREE LOVE?
>> YEAH.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED, EVEN FEWER REASONS TO CONTROL YOURSELF.
[PAPER RUSTLES] >> WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU ARE NOW MEDICALLY PREVENTED FROM PRODUCING UNWANTED CHILDREN.
[ICE PACK CLATTERS] >> OH.
GREAT.
[EXHALES] 3S MY LIMIT.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT, UM-- >> WHAT?
>> REBECCA?
>> YEAH, WELL, SHE GOT RID OF IT.
DON'T WORRY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE?
>> HMM?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
>> NOTHING.
SEAN WAS JUST...
BURNING OFF SOME GENITAL WARTS, THAT'S ALL.
>> WELL, IM SURE YOUR WIFE WILL BE PLEASED ABOUT THAT.
SHES IN YOUR OFFICE.
>> SHIT.
SHE CANT SEE ME LIKE THIS.
YOU NEED TO COVER FOR ME.
>> BUT--WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL HER?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
TELL HER IM WITH A PATIENT OR SOMETHING.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW--JUST--SHE FINDS OUT I'VE HAD A VASECTOMY, SHELL--KILL ME.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN IT ALL CATCHES UP WITH YOU?
>> I'VE PAID MY PENANCE, SEAN, ALL RIGHT?
FOSTER CARE, BREAST CANCER, ALL THE BULLSHIT I'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH YOU FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG.
JUST COVER FOR ME, PLEASE.
>> HEY, SEAN.
>> KIMBER.
UM--UH--CHRISTIAN IS JUST--HES FINISHING UP WITH A PATIENT, SO, UM--HOW ARE YOU?
GOD, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
>> YEAH?
>> MARRIAGE OBVIOUSLY AGREES WITH YOU.
>> [CHUCKLES] THANK YOU.
WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT WED BE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE?
>> SO, HOWS THE DECORATING THING GOING?
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK WEVE HAD A CHANCE TO TALK SINCE THE WEDDING.
>> YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, ITS GOING REALLY GOOD.
I HAVE A LOT OF REALLY GOOD IDEAS.
I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GIFT, OR AT LEAST MY TEACHERS THINK SO.
WELL.
WHAT--WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT NEW MARBLE WALL?
>> ITS, UH...REALLY CHRISTIANS THING.
>> YEAH.
HE ALWAYS HAS TO DO WHAT THAT FAT, UNTALENTED WOMAN SAYS EVERY TIME, DOESN'T HE?
[CHUCKLES] SHES EMPERORS NEW CLOTHES, IF YOU ASK ME.
>> WELL, SHE DOES COME HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, AND YOU KNOW HOW CHRISTIAN IS ABOUT PEOPLE AND THEIR...CREDENTIALS.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IF WE PUT SOME FOOD COLORING IN HERE, MAKE THE TANK PRETTIER--LIKE, MAYBE AN AQUAMARINE--MAKE THE ROOM POP?
>> BET THAT WOULD KILL THE FISH, KIMBER.
>> HES SCREWING HER, ISNT HE?
>> WH--WHO?
>> IM NOT STUPID.
CHRISTIAN.
REBECCA.
TH EYRE HAVING AN AFFAIR.
>> OH--YOU KNOW, HE HAS TURNED A CORNER.
HE WANTS IT TO WORK WITH YOU.
AND I THINK HES HAD HIS FILL OF ALL THAT.
>> OK.
SO TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW, TELL ME NOW, AND DON'T LIE TO ME.
>> KIMBER...
DOES HE HAVE RANDOM CHRISTIAN-LIKE THOUGHTS?
YEAH.
IM SURE HE DOES.
BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT HE LOVES YOU, AND HE IS FAITHFUL...
TO YOU.
AND YOU CAN TRUST HIM.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE TODAY, RIGHT?
TO MAKE HIM TELL ME THE TRUTH.
SO, THANK YOU.
THANKS FOR BEING HONEST WITH ME, SEAN.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW RELIEVED I AM NOW.
>> [SIGHS] >> AHH, THANK YOU.
>> MMM.
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH, SEAN.
>> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
>> HE DOESN'T NEED THIS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> MISS, DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT COMES OUT OF THIS MANS MOUTH, OK?
HELL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR, AND NONE OF ITS TRUE.
JUST ASK HIS WIFE.
>> [SCOFFS] >> [CHUCKLES] >> LOOK, IM SORRY IF I PUT YOU IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION-- >> UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION?
>> YES, UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION.
>> OH, COME ON.
YOU WOULDN'T CARE IF I SQUATTED ON GLASS, AS LONG AS YOUR ASS IS COVERED.
NOTHINGS CHANGED IN 25 YEARS.
>> [SIGHS] >> OH.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU CANT HELP LYING AND CHEATING.
MAYBE ITS A GENETIC TRAIT LIKE LESCH-NYHAN.
>> MM-HMM, >> AND YOU CANT EVOLVE INTO A DECENT HUMAN BEING CAUSE ITS NOT IN YOUR DNA.
EXCUSE ME, HONEY, GET ANOTHER ONE?
>> MMM.
AND CAN I GET SOME ICE?
MY BALLS.
I HAD THE OL SNIPPETY-SNIP.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE I DON'T SWELL DURING THE FLIGHT.
>> [SIGHS] >> [GRUNTS] [SIGHS] THANK GOD.
[EXHALES] I ALMOST MISSED IT.
>> [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] >> YOU HAVE A MUCH MORE INTERESTING JOB.
NOW, WHAT KIND OF CHOCOLATE DO YOU SELL?
>> ILL GIVE YOU A SAMPLE.
>> OH, YOU HAVE SOME HERE?
>> MM-HMM, >> GREAT.
YEAH.
>> WELL, LETS SEE.
FOR YOU...
OK.
>> AHH.
OOH.
>> THIS...
>> [SIGHS] >> IS MADE FROM CRIOLLO CACAO, GROWN IN NICARAGUA.
>> OH, I LOVE HOW YOU SAY THAT.
>> [BOTH LAUGH] >> OH.
>> IT HAS HIGHER LEVELS OF PHENTOLAMINE...
>> MMM.
>> WHICH, BESIDES ITS DECADENT TASTE, IS KNOWN TO HAVE A SLIGHTLY PSYCHOTROPIC EFFECT.
>> OH, IT IS SO DELICIOUS.
>> [CHUCKLES] YOU WANT ANOTHER?
>> OH, YEAH.
YEAH.
>> ILL SPLIT IT WITH YOU.
>> WOW.
>> MMM.
[CHUCKLES] >> [CHUCKLES] >> YOU KNOW, I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM.
YOU WANT TO COME?
>> YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB?
>> GIVE ME 2 MINUTES.
>> OK.
>> DON'T DO IT.
>> [CHUCKLES] LIKE YOU WOULDN'T.
>> I HAVE.
ITS NOT WORTH IT, ALL RIGHT?
THE BATHROOMS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET ANY RHYTHM GOING, AND...FLIGHT ATTENDANTS ARE VERY STRICT POST-9/11.
>> I TELL YOU WHAT, BUDDY BOY.
WHY DON'T YOU COVER FOR ME?
SEE HOW IT FEELS FOR A CHANGE.
[CLEARS THROAT] >> DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
>> MMM.
[GRUNTING] OH, GOD!
>> [BOTH GRUNTING] >> OH, GOD.
DON'T STOP.
AHH.
DON'T STOP.
AHH!
AHH!
[KNOCK ON DOOR] >> EXCUSE ME?
OPEN THIS DOOR.
YOU NEED TO COME OUT OF THERE.
>> OH!
>> COME OUT OF THERE NOW, OR THE CAPTAIN WILL LAND THIS PLANE.
>> [MOANING] >> [BOTH GRUNTING] >> U.S.
MARSHAL.
>> AHH.
[KNOCK ON DOOR] >> WAIT.
WAIT.
WAIT.
>> [PANTING] [KNOCK ON DOOR] >> U.S.
MARSHAL.
>> [GRUNTS AND PANTS] >> ARE YOU ARMED?
>> NO.
>> YOU ARE BEING DETAINED UNDER THE U.S.
ANTI-TERRORISM PROVISION OF THE PATRIOT ACT FOR DISOBEYING A FLIGHT CREW WHILE IN THE AIR.
>> OOH.
>> I HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO HANDCUFF TO YOUR SEAT IF I DEEM IT NECESSARY.
STAY SEATED TILL WE LAND IN MIAMI, AT WHICH TIME YOU WILL BE QUESTIONED BY HOMELAND SECURITY.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> YEAH.
YES.
[PANTING] [PATS] >> SHUT UP.
>> ITS ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
>> JUST SHUT UP.
>> WHY IS IT YOU NEVER GET CAUGHT, AND WHENEVER I BREAK THE RULES-- >> CAUSE YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE AN AM AMATEUR.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OH.
YOU CANT EXPECT TO PLAY LIKE TIGER WOODS IF YOU DON'T PRACTICE.
>> THANKS FOR DOING NOTHING, BY THE WAY.
THINK OF ALL THE TIMES I COVERED FOR YOU.
IF SHE HADNT CONVINCED THEM THAT I WAS GIVING HER THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER, ID STILL BE IN CUSTODY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU NEED TO PUT THAT ALL BEHIND YOU.
SUCK IT ALL IN.
TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
CAN YOU FEEL IT?
>> HMM.
RESPECT?
>> ENVY.
NOTHING SAYS SUCCESS MORE THAN THE JEALOUSY OF YOUR PEERS.
>> DR.
TROY?
>> YES?
>> DO YOU MIND IF I STEAL YOU FOR A MOMENT?
>> MMM.
>> I PROMISED CANDACE DelLAUREO I WOULD BRING YOU OVER THE MOMENT YOU ARRIVED.
APPARENTLY, YOU MADE QUITE AN IMPRESSION ON HER WHEN YOU WERE A STUDENT.
>> SWEETIE, DO YOU MIND?
>> [LAUGHS] >> HEY, COULD I JUST GET A CUP OF COFFEE?
>> HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?
>> BLACK, AS I RECALL FROM THE ALL-NIGHTERS WE USED TO PULL.
>> CURTIS?
>> OLDER, WISER.
EH.
MOSTLY OLDER.
[LAUGHS] >> OH, MY GOD.
HEY!
>> HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?
>> IM GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> CONGRATULATIONS, McNAMARA.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> A BEER, PLEASE.
I GOT TO TELL YOU, I WAS A LITTLE SHOCKED WHEN I HEARD YOU WON THE POLAND AWARD.
YOU MUST DO ONE HELL OF A TIT JOB.
>> WELL, WE DO A LITTLE MORE THAN TIT JOBS.
>> IM JUST TEASING YOU.
RELAX, SEAN.
YOU NEVER COULD TAKE A JOKE, YEAH?
[LAUGHS] >> WELL, IM NOT SURPRISED YOU'RE RECEIVING IT.
>> OH.
>> WORK YOU'VE BEEN DOING, TREATING FEVERS IN ANGOLA AND PAKISTAN IS PRETTY INCREDIBLE.
>> OH, THANKS, BUDDY.
WERE LUCKY, THOUGH, YOU KNOW, SEAN?
MOST POOR BASTARDS, THEY NEVER GET TO FIND OUT WHAT THEIR TRUE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS, EH?
SO, UH, SO HOWS JULIA?
>> SHES GOOD.
>> YEAH?
>> WE DIVORCED.
>> OH.
GEE.
IM SORRY ABOUT THAT.
YOU HAVE KIDS?
>> YEAH.
YEAH.
3.
>> OH!
>> THERE.
THERE'S MATT.
>> UH-HUH.
>> THAT'S CONOR THERE, AND THERE'S ANNIE.
>> WOW, GOOD-LOOKING.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU MUST BE REALLY PROUD.
>> I AM.
>> WHAT, SO THE OLDEST ONES PROBABLY IN COLLEGE, RIGHT?
>> UH, WELL, HES--HES JUST TAKING A BREAK.
>> AH.
SMART.
SMART.
LET ME SHOW YOU MY CREW HERE.
THIS IS LUKE AND ANDREA.
LUKE IS AT THE OLD ALMA MATER FOLLOWING IN HIS DADS FOOTSTEPS.
>> OH, GREAT.
>> BUT ANDREA, SHES A REBEL.
NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
>> HEH.
I GOT ONE OF THOSE, TOO.
>> JUST HAD TO BE DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW?
YALE.
I SWEAR SHE DID IT TO BREAK MY HEART.
[CHUCKLES] >> WE CANT ALL GO TO HARVARD, CAN WE?
>> WELL, SOME OF US COULD BUT DIDN'T.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT, SEAN.
>> [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] >> WHATS THIS?
OHH.
HARVARD.
CONGRATULATIONS.
WHILE YOU'RE BOTH FREEZING YOUR BALLS OFF IN THE FRIGID NORTHEAST, I WILL BE ON THE BEACH LICKING SALT OFF OF THE HOT BODIES OF MY FELLOW INTERNS.
>> ILL MEET YOU AFTER BIOCHEM.
WE STILL NEED TO DISCUSS HOUSING.
SEE YOU, TROY.
>> GUYS A FAG.
>> GUYS A GENIUS.
>> SO, YOU REALLY WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH A BUNCH OF OVERACHIEVING GRADE-GRUBBERS?
>> AS OPPOSED TO A BUNCH OF OVERSEXED TIT-GRABBERS?
>> I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU TURN INTO A GRIND.
YOU HAVE THAT POTENTIAL, BUDDY BOY.
TRUST ME.
>> HEY, UM, THERE ARE DIRECT FLIGHTS FROM MIAMI TO BOSTON, YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH.
I JUST--I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE IN THIS TOGETHER.
SO WE GOING TO DO THIS THING TOGETHER OR WHAT?
COME ON.
I GOT A SURPRISE.
>> [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] >> SURE THIS IS IT?
>> YES.
YES.
IM SURE THIS IS IT.
OH, MY GOD.
THIRD FLOOR, ROOM NUMBER 12.
THE ORIGINAL HOME OF McNAMARA/TROY.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
LOOK.
ITS BEEN PAINTED A COUPLE OF TIMES, AND THE CUPBOARD USED TO BE OVER THERE.
THE CARPETS BEEN REPLACED.
>> THEY DIDN'T GET RID OF THAT BONG WATER STENCH.
>> NO, THEY DIDN'T!
ISNT THAT GREAT, HUH?
I LOVE IT!
ITS GREAT!
>> YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS WE SPENT STUDYING IN THIS ROOM?
>> AHH.
DO YOU REMEMBER THIS BED, HUH?
ITS THE FIRST TIME I EVER HAD A THREESOME.
>> I REMEMBER.
I HAD MIDTERMS THE NEXT MORNING.
>> [DISTANT MUSIC AND CHEERING] >> OH.
HOLD ON.
[GRUNTS] OH, MY GOD.
>> NO.
>> YEAH.
ITS STILL HERE.
ITS STILL HERE!
COME AND CHECK IT OUT.
THE SCOREBOARD!
>> OH, THE SCOREBOARD!
>> AHH!
THE SCOREBOARD!
>> [LAUGHS] >> 209 OF MIAMIS FINEST COEDS REPRESENTED RIGHT HERE.
OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, IF I BANGED THEM AT THEIR PLACE, I DIDN'T NOTCH IT DOWN ON THERE, SO...
>> YEAH.
>> THERE'S A LOT MORE.
>> OK.
LETS GO GRAB SOME DINNER.
>> GO?
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WERE SLEEPING HERE TONIGHT.
I ALREADY PAID THE SCHLUBS WHO ROOM HERE SO THAT WE COULD STAY.
>> SLEEP HERE?
>> YES, SLEEP HERE.
RELIVE OLD TIMES, YOU KNOW.
LIKE, ORDER SOME PIZZA AND DRINK SOME SCOTCH, GET A LITTLE DRUNK, RIGHT, LIKE WE DID IN SENIOR YEAR.
ALL RIGHT?
COME ON.
WERE GETTING A BIG-ASS AWARD TOMORROW.
WE SHOULD AT LEAST RELIVE SOME OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
THE THINGS THAT KIND OF GOT US HERE.
I MEAN-- >> I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT COULD BE FUN.
>> COULD BE FUN?
I MEAN, COME ON!
THIS IS GREAT, HUH?
>> MM, >> COME ON.
LETS PLAY DARTS.
>> [CHUCKLES] YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIT IN THAT BED.
>> [BUBBLING] >> YOU KNOW, THE SHOWERS STILL HAVE THAT-- >> WHOA, HO, HO.
HEY, BUDDY BOY.
LOOK WHO I FOUND WHILE YOU WERE TAKING A SHOWER.
WINONA AND RYDER.
[LAUGHS] [INDISTINCT] COME ON, MAN.
WE JUST STARTED A GAME OF STRIP POKER.
HERE, JOIN US.
[INHALES AND EXHALES] OH, HOLD ON, LADIES.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
[LAUGHS] YEAH, BOTH OF YOU, GET GOING.
>> [SIGHS] >> SEANIE, YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF?
PARTNER?
I THINK ITS YOUR TURN.
>> [SIGHS] THEYRE BARELY OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE THEIR DRIVERS LICENSES.
>> THEYRE 18.
I CARDED THEM.
>> IM GOING FOR A WALK.
>> I THOUGHT HE WANTED TO BE MORE IMPULSIVE.
>> [ALL LAUGH] >> [DISTANT INDISTINCT CHATTERING] >> I REALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THIS OUT OF YOU, MR.
McNAMARA.
THE ENTIRE SEMESTER, YOU'VE BEEN A MODEL STUDENT--AN "A" ON YOUR MIDTERM, AN "A" ON YOUR LAB WORK.
NOW, I WONDER IF YOU CHEATED ON THEM, TOO.
>> JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, PROFESSOR SILVESTRE.
ILL DO ANYTHING.
I KNOW THIS STUFF.
TEST ME RIGHT NOW.
>> AH, ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT, SEAN.
>> BUT IM SUPPOSED TO GO TO HARVARD IN THE FALL.
IF YOU FLUNK ME, I WONT GET IN.
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU AND MR.
TROY HANDED IN THE EXACT SAME FINAL PAPERS.
IM FAILING BOTH OF YOU.
>> [DISTANT INDISTINCT CHATTERING] >> McNAMARA/TROY HAS SET NEW STANDARDS FOR RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY, REPEATEDLY DOING PROCEDURES ONCE THOUGHT IMPOSSIBLE.
THEY PIONEERED THE FIRST FACE TRANSPLANT PROCEDURE IN 2005 AND ROSE...
>> DON'T SAY ANYTHING UNDIGNIFIED ABOUT PLAYING STRIP POKER WITH 2 FRESHMEN THE NIGHT BEFORE THE POLAND AWARD?
>> DIGNITY IS OVERRATED, MY FRIEND.
THE FRESHMEN, ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE NOT.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS MY PLEASURE TO PRESENT THE 2011 ALBERT POLAND AWARD TO DOCTORS SEAN McNAMARA AND CHRISTIAN TROY.
>> [LAUGHS] >> [APPLAUSE] >> THANK YOU.
>> OH.
OH!
>> [LAUGHS] >> HEY!
>> THANK YOU.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> WHOA.
LUCKY SHE DIDN'T DROP IT, HUH?
>> [LAUGHTER] >> UH, GREATLY HONORED TO RECEIVE THIS AWARD.
ITS REALLY--[SIGHS] QUITE DAUNTING.
HOWEVER, I WOULDN'T BE UP HERE IF IT WERENT FOR ONE PARTICULAR MAN, SEAN McNAMARA.
THIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS THE REAL TALENT AT McNAMARA/TROY