Programa de TV: South of Nowhere - 3x12
Ashley...
Ashley!
Ashley!
Ashley!
What?
I'm sorry!
Not good enough.
I was so wasted then, I don't even remember saying any of those things.
Well, you did.
It was Jake, alright.
He had to have...
He had to do what, Kyla?
He had to hold a gun to your head?
To make you say all those awful things about our father and about me.
How I'm a whore?
I know I made a mistake, alright?
What can I do for you to forgive me?
Please, I'll do anything!
You know what you can do?
You can take your soya chips, and your yoga mats, and your fashionist's wardrobe and you can get out.
Come on, Ashley.
Please, I'm begging you!
Don't get too excited or anything.
I just wasn't expecting you.
Why didn't you call?
Because your cell phone is off.
Yeah.
I need a new number.
Or a new address.
Maybe in Belize.
Well, I came by to see if you wanted to Ego with me.
I haven't even had my coffee, yet.
Perfect, you can get some there!
Have you ever been there during the day?
It's, like, so cool.
They have these Sunday brunches, and Lily and Jonica are gonna be there...
Wait, did they put you up to this?
What?
They're gonna ask to do an interview.
I have no idea of what you're talking about.
My stupid sister and her ex manager decided to do a video.
And now, it's all over the internet.
Oh my God!
Is she naked?
No, I wish!
Then she would have only humiliated herself instead of humiliating me with a pack of lies.
It can't be that bad.
Easy for you to say.
You haven't seen it.
Well, I mean if it's lies, then...
If?
Okay, it's not what I meant.
But, Ash...
Go confront with your friends.
Ashley!
Bye!
If you're not out of here in 24 hours, I will be.
God, I suck!
You're a work in progress.
Oh, come on!
Okay, I was distracted.
Well, that's okay.
I forgive you.
Looks like more trouble for the notorious Davies sisters.
I don't know how this stuff gets out there.
Hey, I know you're friends with Kyla or Ashley?
Both.
Well, I heard Ashley can really sing.
It's too bad she's stuck with such a shallow on her tongue sister.
Actually, Kyla's really smart, you know.
And she's a good person.
Don't believe everything you read.
Honestly, I don't really care about any of this.
I'm just really stressed about this paper I have to finish.
Can I help?
You can buy me mokas.
What do I get in return?
Well, buy me one and you'll find out...
Hey, mom!
It's me.
I was thinking about coming home for a while.
I wanna see you, mom!
I just made a mistake, mom!
Yes, mom, I was high on the video.
Rehab?
No mom, you're not a last resort!
What friends?
I don't even have any friends!
They are all Ashley's friends.
Alright, okay?
Never mind!
Never mind, forget that I called!
Hey, girl!
What are you doing here?
Hey, Jonica!
Lily invited me.
Is she around?
She's here somewhere.
But let's not find her.
I want you all to myself.
Nothing like a Bloody in the morning to get the buzz going.
What are you drinking?
Me?
I'm not.
Come on!
I'll buy.
Jonica, are you trying to liquor up our underage friend, here?
Of course!
How else am I gonna get her to make out with me?
Shameless.
That's my middle name.
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna have a latte.
Okay, but first we have to share.
What?
Even supportive here?
I'm just making conversation totally OTR, okay?
Off the record.
Wait, is this about that video that Ashley was freaking out about?
Oh, yeah!
How bad was it?
You haven't seen it?
'But, seriously'' 'I don't even think that it would stop her because she's such a whore!
' 'I'm just kidding!
' 'No, but, seriously, she is kind of, though.
I mean,' 'She's got a girlfriend, she's got a boyfriend,' 'she's got friends with benefits, she's got everything...
' 'Gosh, she even did it with our producer, I swear to God.
' 'No, I swear!
You don't believe me?
' Is it true?
I mean, did she sleep with Ethan Marks?
Of course not!
You sure?
Yeah, totally.
Then what is she so upset about?
How about that Bloody?
Have mine.
Good morning, parentals!
Sports Time?
Yeah!
I got my job back.
Quinn said, when I actually showed up, I was one of the most successful salesmen he ever had.
Which is good, because I'm gonna need to pay for this SAT prep class I just signed up for.
I think I'm good on the maths, but the verbals...
Wait!
You are taking the SATs?
Yeah.
I know I kinda missed the whole boat on the college application process, but it should be cool because Chelsea says that a lot of people start their junior college and then transfer.
Sounds good.
Really?
You think so?
Absolutely!
Me too.
Thanks!
So, you ready for round three?
If I've learned one thing about alcohol it's that two's probably already past my limit.
Ho, such a lightweight!
Oh my Gosh!
Cynthia Stegner just walked in.
I have to talk to her.
Who's Cynthia Stegner?
Major studio power player.
Way hooked in with the lesbian mafia.
Lesbian mafia?
You're so cute!
Grabbing a girl home, Jonica?
Shut up Sam!
Yeah!
Shut up, Sam!
So, what kinda drunk are you?
I'm not drunk.
I mean, I hardly ever drink.
No, I bet I'm kind of like a "play it safe" kinda girl.
Well, of course the plan got a little less safe.
Cheers!
Cheers!
'She's got everything!
Gosh, she even did it with our...
' I bet I can guess what you're watching.
Ashley must be so pissed off!
I know that look, and she's definitely on something.
Yeah, well.
I'm gonna have to be on something, too, if I don't finish that.
It needs another coat of varnish.
Right!
That's why I'm here.
So how can I help?
Start by cleaning that up.
Hey.
Hey!
Where are you going?
I'm just gonna have a cigarette.
Come on, really, you smoke?
Yeah, I know it's gross.
I'd totally quitting.
Down to, like, two packs a day?
I just need something to do with my hands.
Well, there are other options, you know?
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
I'm sorry!
No, I'm sorry!
I don't know where that came from.
I was totally just kidding around.
I thought you knew that.
No, I did!
I mean, I...
I didn't.
But I normally don't do things like that.
The thing is, I totally have a girlfriend.
And you are really cute.
But you're like in high school, aren't you?
I mean, totally.
I have a girlfriend, too.
It's just I don't...
I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.
Just mixed signals.
I'm gonna have that cigarette.
Cool.
Stupid!
Hey!
Are you leaving?
Yeah, I should go.
What's wrong?
I don't know.
It's just the alcohol.
I'm not feeling great and...
Did something happen with Jonica?
No!
Well, yeah, but it was my fault.
I mean I don't know what came over me and...
I was totally misled by her signals and...
Spencer!
it wasn't you, okay?
That's just Jonica.
She pulls that routine all the time.
What routine?
You know, the flirting, the teasing...
The messing with your head to see if she can get you into her.
My God, that is worse than high school.
Come on, high school isn't that bad.
Are you kidding me?
High school sucks!
I mean, I'm practically the only...
Lesbian there?
Yeah.
I mean, I can't even believe that this place exists.
I, like, wanna come here every week for brunch and I wanna see you guys every day, and talk about movies and life and...
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's all about observing and not thinking you did everything wrong.
When it comes to romance, we're all still in junior high.
Then you have a girlfriend who really cares about you, and she could...
she could use a little TLC right now.
Come on, let's go!
Okay.
You are a terrible influence.
Does this distract you?
Completely.
How about this: the Dresden Dolls, Santa Monica peer tonight.
That's just pure evil.
We don't have to go, you know.
I'm just telling you...
Well, you know what they say about all work and no play.
Now, you're talking.
Let me just shut down.
Wait!
Let me check my emails, see what's all been going on.
Hey, what's wrong?
Mom, dad?
Anybody home?
In here.
Ashley.
Your parents went out on a dinner date.
So I thought we could have a little date of our own.
Ash...
Before you say anything, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
I was freaking out about the video.
And I took it out on you.
That wasn't fair.
It's okay, I totally get it.
I need to explain something.
You don't need to explain anything.
Really, it's not a big deal.
I want to.
It's about Ethan.
I used to pretend he was my boyfriend.
We told people that we hooked up.
Just to get all of them jealous.
Well, in case you're wondering if we ever hooked up, we didn't.
Not now, or ever.
Does any of this make sense?
More than you know.
Actually, there is something, but...
You're the one who needs to forgive me.
You know, it's probably better to do two years out in a community college anyways.
You know, it's way easier to transfer, and I don't even know what I wan to major in yet, you know.
So it will give me time to explore my options.
Yeah, that's great.
Plus, you know, Santa Monica is not that far from UCLA.
We might not be in the same classes, but we can sure shoot hoops whenever we want.
Hey, would you count me if I bailed on the Peer tonight?
No, of course not.
I'm just really stressing about this paper.
Totally understood.
I'll call you tomorrow, then.
Well, it's probably gonna take the rest of the week.
And you called Kyla shallow.
What?
Come on, Sasha!
If you're gonna dump me because I didn't get in, at least call it what it is.
I'm just worried that we might be going in different directions.
Oh, so you've outgrown me?
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm just saying that I don't know how much we'll have in common anymore.
That didn't seem to bother you when we were in bed.
Aiden, this just isn't working.
It's not working!
But not because I'm not up to your standards, but because you're not up to mine.
You know, I'm glad I'm going to SNC, and I'm glad I'm not the type of person that outgrows their friends.
See you around.
So, seriously, you're no mad at me?
No, please!
If our relationship cannot survive a few slutty, embarrassing, would-be-in-this questions, then what's the point?
I guess it's true.
I have something for you.
But it's a couple of weeks late.
Is it my birthday present?
Yes, it's your birthday present!
Okay, well, it's really cheesy and romantic, but I wrote this for you.
And I was gonna play it live but I was afraid that I was gonna mess it up or you were gonna make me laugh, so I recorded it.
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow...?
Muuu!
What?
Ashley?
Hey!
Hey!
Sorry, I knocked but nobody answered.
I heard the radio, so I used Ashley's emergency key she gave me.
Yeah, she's not here right now.
I came to see you, actually.
Anyways, it's getting kinda late, so we should probably get this over to the school.
Glen...
I don't know how to thank you for everything that you've done.
Because I would never have been able to get through all of this without you.
Whatever.
You're still, like, the quarterback and I'm just the cheerleading squad.
Please don't tell anybody I just said that.
You going somewhere?
Yeah, the ashram for a couple of days, and...
Like I'd planned before, you know?
Anyway, ashram then who knows?
Wait, you're coming back, right?
Coming back?
To what?
Kyla!
Really, I am completely and totally alone, right now.
You're so much more than just the cheerleading squad you're more like the full back, and the half back, and Waw, I'm really bad at this metaphor, alright?
Well, thanks, you know.
As long as I don't have to carry the pom-poms we're good.
Okay, you're not alone.
I'm here.
I'm not going anywhere.
And you know what's funny?
It's like you're trying do hard to be this guy that your father wants you to be, and you're already that guy.
You think so?
I know so.
You know what?
Ashley!
Ashley!
Ashley!
What?
I'm sorry!
Not good enough.
I was so wasted then, I don't even remember saying any of those things.
Well, you did.
It was Jake, alright.
He had to have...
He had to do what, Kyla?
He had to hold a gun to your head?
To make you say all those awful things about our father and about me.
How I'm a whore?
I know I made a mistake, alright?
What can I do for you to forgive me?
Please, I'll do anything!
You know what you can do?
You can take your soya chips, and your yoga mats, and your fashionist's wardrobe and you can get out.
Come on, Ashley.
Please, I'm begging you!
Don't get too excited or anything.
I just wasn't expecting you.
Why didn't you call?
Because your cell phone is off.
Yeah.
I need a new number.
Or a new address.
Maybe in Belize.
Well, I came by to see if you wanted to Ego with me.
I haven't even had my coffee, yet.
Perfect, you can get some there!
Have you ever been there during the day?
It's, like, so cool.
They have these Sunday brunches, and Lily and Jonica are gonna be there...
Wait, did they put you up to this?
What?
They're gonna ask to do an interview.
I have no idea of what you're talking about.
My stupid sister and her ex manager decided to do a video.
And now, it's all over the internet.
Oh my God!
Is she naked?
No, I wish!
Then she would have only humiliated herself instead of humiliating me with a pack of lies.
It can't be that bad.
Easy for you to say.
You haven't seen it.
Well, I mean if it's lies, then...
If?
Okay, it's not what I meant.
But, Ash...
Go confront with your friends.
Ashley!
Bye!
If you're not out of here in 24 hours, I will be.
God, I suck!
You're a work in progress.
Oh, come on!
Okay, I was distracted.
Well, that's okay.
I forgive you.
Looks like more trouble for the notorious Davies sisters.
I don't know how this stuff gets out there.
Hey, I know you're friends with Kyla or Ashley?
Both.
Well, I heard Ashley can really sing.
It's too bad she's stuck with such a shallow on her tongue sister.
Actually, Kyla's really smart, you know.
And she's a good person.
Don't believe everything you read.
Honestly, I don't really care about any of this.
I'm just really stressed about this paper I have to finish.
Can I help?
You can buy me mokas.
What do I get in return?
Well, buy me one and you'll find out...
Hey, mom!
It's me.
I was thinking about coming home for a while.
I wanna see you, mom!
I just made a mistake, mom!
Yes, mom, I was high on the video.
Rehab?
No mom, you're not a last resort!
What friends?
I don't even have any friends!
They are all Ashley's friends.
Alright, okay?
Never mind!
Never mind, forget that I called!
Hey, girl!
What are you doing here?
Hey, Jonica!
Lily invited me.
Is she around?
She's here somewhere.
But let's not find her.
I want you all to myself.
Nothing like a Bloody in the morning to get the buzz going.
What are you drinking?
Me?
I'm not.
Come on!
I'll buy.
Jonica, are you trying to liquor up our underage friend, here?
Of course!
How else am I gonna get her to make out with me?
Shameless.
That's my middle name.
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna have a latte.
Okay, but first we have to share.
What?
Even supportive here?
I'm just making conversation totally OTR, okay?
Off the record.
Wait, is this about that video that Ashley was freaking out about?
Oh, yeah!
How bad was it?
You haven't seen it?
'But, seriously'' 'I don't even think that it would stop her because she's such a whore!
' 'I'm just kidding!
' 'No, but, seriously, she is kind of, though.
I mean,' 'She's got a girlfriend, she's got a boyfriend,' 'she's got friends with benefits, she's got everything...
' 'Gosh, she even did it with our producer, I swear to God.
' 'No, I swear!
You don't believe me?
' Is it true?
I mean, did she sleep with Ethan Marks?
Of course not!
You sure?
Yeah, totally.
Then what is she so upset about?
How about that Bloody?
Have mine.
Good morning, parentals!
Sports Time?
Yeah!
I got my job back.
Quinn said, when I actually showed up, I was one of the most successful salesmen he ever had.
Which is good, because I'm gonna need to pay for this SAT prep class I just signed up for.
I think I'm good on the maths, but the verbals...
Wait!
You are taking the SATs?
Yeah.
I know I kinda missed the whole boat on the college application process, but it should be cool because Chelsea says that a lot of people start their junior college and then transfer.
Sounds good.
Really?
You think so?
Absolutely!
Me too.
Thanks!
So, you ready for round three?
If I've learned one thing about alcohol it's that two's probably already past my limit.
Ho, such a lightweight!
Oh my Gosh!
Cynthia Stegner just walked in.
I have to talk to her.
Who's Cynthia Stegner?
Major studio power player.
Way hooked in with the lesbian mafia.
Lesbian mafia?
You're so cute!
Grabbing a girl home, Jonica?
Shut up Sam!
Yeah!
Shut up, Sam!
So, what kinda drunk are you?
I'm not drunk.
I mean, I hardly ever drink.
No, I bet I'm kind of like a "play it safe" kinda girl.
Well, of course the plan got a little less safe.
Cheers!
Cheers!
'She's got everything!
Gosh, she even did it with our...
' I bet I can guess what you're watching.
Ashley must be so pissed off!
I know that look, and she's definitely on something.
Yeah, well.
I'm gonna have to be on something, too, if I don't finish that.
It needs another coat of varnish.
Right!
That's why I'm here.
So how can I help?
Start by cleaning that up.
Hey.
Hey!
Where are you going?
I'm just gonna have a cigarette.
Come on, really, you smoke?
Yeah, I know it's gross.
I'd totally quitting.
Down to, like, two packs a day?
I just need something to do with my hands.
Well, there are other options, you know?
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
I'm sorry!
No, I'm sorry!
I don't know where that came from.
I was totally just kidding around.
I thought you knew that.
No, I did!
I mean, I...
I didn't.
But I normally don't do things like that.
The thing is, I totally have a girlfriend.
And you are really cute.
But you're like in high school, aren't you?
I mean, totally.
I have a girlfriend, too.
It's just I don't...
I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.
Just mixed signals.
I'm gonna have that cigarette.
Cool.
Stupid!
Hey!
Are you leaving?
Yeah, I should go.
What's wrong?
I don't know.
It's just the alcohol.
I'm not feeling great and...
Did something happen with Jonica?
No!
Well, yeah, but it was my fault.
I mean I don't know what came over me and...
I was totally misled by her signals and...
Spencer!
it wasn't you, okay?
That's just Jonica.
She pulls that routine all the time.
What routine?
You know, the flirting, the teasing...
The messing with your head to see if she can get you into her.
My God, that is worse than high school.
Come on, high school isn't that bad.
Are you kidding me?
High school sucks!
I mean, I'm practically the only...
Lesbian there?
Yeah.
I mean, I can't even believe that this place exists.
I, like, wanna come here every week for brunch and I wanna see you guys every day, and talk about movies and life and...
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's all about observing and not thinking you did everything wrong.
When it comes to romance, we're all still in junior high.
Then you have a girlfriend who really cares about you, and she could...
she could use a little TLC right now.
Come on, let's go!
Okay.
You are a terrible influence.
Does this distract you?
Completely.
How about this: the Dresden Dolls, Santa Monica peer tonight.
That's just pure evil.
We don't have to go, you know.
I'm just telling you...
Well, you know what they say about all work and no play.
Now, you're talking.
Let me just shut down.
Wait!
Let me check my emails, see what's all been going on.
Hey, what's wrong?
Mom, dad?
Anybody home?
In here.
Ashley.
Your parents went out on a dinner date.
So I thought we could have a little date of our own.
Ash...
Before you say anything, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
I was freaking out about the video.
And I took it out on you.
That wasn't fair.
It's okay, I totally get it.
I need to explain something.
You don't need to explain anything.
Really, it's not a big deal.
I want to.
It's about Ethan.
I used to pretend he was my boyfriend.
We told people that we hooked up.
Just to get all of them jealous.
Well, in case you're wondering if we ever hooked up, we didn't.
Not now, or ever.
Does any of this make sense?
More than you know.
Actually, there is something, but...
You're the one who needs to forgive me.
You know, it's probably better to do two years out in a community college anyways.
You know, it's way easier to transfer, and I don't even know what I wan to major in yet, you know.
So it will give me time to explore my options.
Yeah, that's great.
Plus, you know, Santa Monica is not that far from UCLA.
We might not be in the same classes, but we can sure shoot hoops whenever we want.
Hey, would you count me if I bailed on the Peer tonight?
No, of course not.
I'm just really stressing about this paper.
Totally understood.
I'll call you tomorrow, then.
Well, it's probably gonna take the rest of the week.
And you called Kyla shallow.
What?
Come on, Sasha!
If you're gonna dump me because I didn't get in, at least call it what it is.
I'm just worried that we might be going in different directions.
Oh, so you've outgrown me?
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm just saying that I don't know how much we'll have in common anymore.
That didn't seem to bother you when we were in bed.
Aiden, this just isn't working.
It's not working!
But not because I'm not up to your standards, but because you're not up to mine.
You know, I'm glad I'm going to SNC, and I'm glad I'm not the type of person that outgrows their friends.
See you around.
So, seriously, you're no mad at me?
No, please!
If our relationship cannot survive a few slutty, embarrassing, would-be-in-this questions, then what's the point?
I guess it's true.
I have something for you.
But it's a couple of weeks late.
Is it my birthday present?
Yes, it's your birthday present!
Okay, well, it's really cheesy and romantic, but I wrote this for you.
And I was gonna play it live but I was afraid that I was gonna mess it up or you were gonna make me laugh, so I recorded it.
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow...?
Muuu!
What?
Ashley?
Hey!
Hey!
Sorry, I knocked but nobody answered.
I heard the radio, so I used Ashley's emergency key she gave me.
Yeah, she's not here right now.
I came to see you, actually.
Anyways, it's getting kinda late, so we should probably get this over to the school.
Glen...
I don't know how to thank you for everything that you've done.
Because I would never have been able to get through all of this without you.
Whatever.
You're still, like, the quarterback and I'm just the cheerleading squad.
Please don't tell anybody I just said that.
You going somewhere?
Yeah, the ashram for a couple of days, and...
Like I'd planned before, you know?
Anyway, ashram then who knows?
Wait, you're coming back, right?
Coming back?
To what?
Kyla!
Really, I am completely and totally alone, right now.
You're so much more than just the cheerleading squad you're more like the full back, and the half back, and Waw, I'm really bad at this metaphor, alright?
Well, thanks, you know.
As long as I don't have to carry the pom-poms we're good.
Okay, you're not alone.
I'm here.
I'm not going anywhere.
And you know what's funny?
It's like you're trying do hard to be this guy that your father wants you to be, and you're already that guy.
You think so?
I know so.
You know what?