Programa de TV: South of Nowhere - 2x3
You know what next Friday the 21 is, right?
The day after the 20?
Ah, the day before the 22!
No, it's...
It's Ashley's birthday, I know!
You know, I think after everything she's been through, we should make this one special.
A trip to Vegas?
I'm thinking, surprise party at Gray.
What are you doing?
Just imagining how much better it would be if we went to Vegas.
Okay, whatever you're picturing in your head, it's not gonna happen.
That's why I'm locked in the moment!
You're so weird...
Are you guys talking about me?
Actually, yeah!
Have you guys seen anyone yet from VH1?
VH1?
Yeah, they're supposed to be doing some special "In Memoriam" thing on my dad.
My mom signed some release so they get following me around.
to see what the life of Raife Davies's daughter is all about.
I'm sure she's getting money out of it somehow.
Hey, you left me at home!
Sorry.
I kinda keep forgetting that I have this sister!
Weird, huh?
If she forgets again, you can always call me.
Thanks!
Excuse me?
Hi, it's Gary Dever with VH1.
Yeah, hi, I'm Ashley.
You're Kyla Woods, right?
Yeah.
Tell me, how does it feel to find out that you are the secret daughter of Raife Davies?
So I take it things aren't going so well between you and Ash.
Right, can I plead the second?
I think you mean the 5th?
The 2nd is the right to bear arms.
Then that's the one I'm pleading for.
You guys are gonna be okay.
You know, she's tough but she'll loosen up.
I'm not worried about Ashley loosening up or not.
I heard that!
What are you doing here?
Looking for her.
But since you brought it up, what is she doing here?
He invited me.
Oh, did he?
I'm gonna go shower!
If it's not too much trouble to ask, could you stop completely invading my life?
Ash, I'm not invading...
Ash?
No.
Ash, no...
You don't get the right to call me Ash.
It's Ashley to you.
You know, you don't even get the right to call me Ashley.
I'm not trying to invade anything!
Oh, VH1 video!
They invaded me!
Hey, this may be hard on you, but it is no dream come true for me either.
I'm sure it must be really tough to find out that your mom is a total whore.
Well, not as tough as finding out that my half-sister is a royal bitch.
Just do me a favour.
Take your half of the money and get your bastard ass out of here.
What's up?
Nothing.
How's your knee?
It's getting better every minute!
I've been thinking about us a lot.
Ay, dios mio!
Look, you were confused before, right?
Breaking up with me, going out with Aiden, getting dumped by Aiden.
What's your point?
I'm here for you.
I'm not interested.
Really?
Because before I blew up my knee you were talking of getting married.
I was just caught up in the moment.
I didn't want you to go away to college without me.
Well now, I'm not going anywhere!
Exactly.
And people say that I'm shallow.
Look at this! "
Duarte Embezzles from Non-Profit."
Your dad stole from a charity?
It' just a lawyer's thing, that's fine.
Right.
Be honest.
Mr.
Carlin, it's amazing!
I love your honesty!
What's that vegetable?
No, please don't!
Don't ask him about that thing!
Chelsea, it's a Chinese vegetable called ga�-lon.
Ga�-lon.
Pretty good!
It's an interesting story, actually.
I was in the peace corp in China in a small town, helping the villagers harvest rice in the Changdong peninsula...
Hey, leave now, Chelsea!
before he gets to the part about the old woman who told him how to bead.
Hey!
That basket is still hot water, okay?
Dad, come on!
No, no!
It's interesting.
All right, that's it.
Disinvite me to dinner now.
No way!
You go, she stays.
Deal!
Well, if I'm gonna tell it right I really should start from the top.
It was August in Beijing.
I ended up crashing at the Nan Chi Xi Youth Hostel.
I lost my student visa...
Yeah, I'm telling you it looks like it's about to get ugly.
I just feel so bad for Ashley right now.
I don't think she can take one more hit.
Yeah, but I feel bad for Kyla, too!
You like her!
No, I'm just saying she's going through the same things as Ashley is.
Yeah, and I'm just saying, you like her.
Who, Kyla?
Yeah!
Look, I just think she's cool, all right?
Different.
Oh, so that's why you were staring at her all through history class.
Can we get back to the invites list, please?
Invites list for what?
Ashley's surprise party's Friday.
You're both invited!
I am so there!
Okay, you are so not invited!
What?
Why?
How about you don't even like Ashley?
Yeah, but I love parties.
So if you're not inviting me, I'm just gonna crash it.
Hey, how's the physiotherapy?
You know what, he's getting there!
Well, I'll show you how much better my knee's gonna get on Friday when I throw out these crutches and bust it up!
Just as long as you don't bust up your knee again.
Are you two staying for dinner?
Oh, no, thanks.
I'd better be going soon.
That's too bad.
I hope you're staying, Chels?
Oh yeah, I am.
Good!
That'll give me a chance to catch up with my favourite couple.
We are her favourite couple.
Oh, look at that!
It sucks.
But that's the price to pay for being in the closet.
Yeah, I guess.
Don't worry, my night sucked, too.
My mom's oficially with Kyla hung together.
Do you have any idea how long she'll be staying in town?
No.
But even if she left right now it's gonna be way too long.
You know, she was totally hitting on Aiden yesterday.
Yeah, I think he's got a crush on her, too.
What?
Did he say that?
No, he just had that look on his face when he said her name.
What, this look?
That's the one!
It's so gonna destroy our circle.
Oh, I completely forgot: Friday night, we got dinner reservations at Mako at 8.
You're planning our dates, now?
No, it's your birthday!
Right!
Right.
Wait, you don't wanna celebrate?
My dead daddy and bitch mom had sex 17 years ago.
Why would I wanna celebrate a mistake?
Would you wanna celebrate that?
And just don't even wanna hear the words "Happy Birthday".
Leave alone have some big fancy dinner.
No celebration.
Got it.
I got your invitation to Ashley's party.
I'm not going.
I know it feels like I'm trying to push you two together and maybe I am.
Why are you doing that?
Well, she's your sister and she's never had any family.
You mean, like I've never really had a dad.
I'm not buying it!
I don't think Ashley's gonna want me at her surprise party.
Oh, you're right, I don't.
But again, I didn't even know I was having a surprise party.
So, you've managed to ruin my life and my birthday.
You've only been here a couple of weeks.
It's so impressive!
Whatever.
Sorry to be ruining your super-secret conversation.
Surprise!
Ah, yeah.
I'll call the party off.
No.
Just because Kyla has ruined the surprise doesn't mean we can't still have the party.
Good!
Just one thing.
She doesn't come.
Somehow, I don't think we're gonna have to worry about that.
Thank you so much for being great.
This is gold!
Don't stop!
Oh my God!
You can't put this on TV!
Yeah, I'm coming to the party.
I wanna see which one of those sisters back-hands you.
What are you talking about?
You're looking for trouble bringing yourself between those two girls!
Kyla's just the new girl.
I'm just being nice to her for Ashley.
I've got it under control.
Yeah.
Hold on!
Oh!
Girl, you got the wrong room!
Oh, this isn't trig?
I hope you're looking for me!
I just came by to say I know you and Ashley are good friends and I didn't mean to spoil the surprise.
Don't worry!
Ashley's not a big fan of surprises anyway.
You know, I can personally attest to that.
Yeah.
You know she looks at you, right?
What?
Oh, come on!
There's something between you two, isn't there?
Something between...
No, nothing!
We're just friends.
Okay, have it your way.
Look, I still think you should go to Ashley's party.
I mean, just come with me.
I won't let things get messed up.
Do I have to beg?
Stop, Aiden!
I'm not going!
Look, I know Ashley and I know how her mind works.
You guys are gonna have to deal with each other sooner or later.
I mean, I can help.
Yeah, man.
You've got this under control!
Excuse me!
Look, isn't it the rocker's daughter's girlfriend?
Yeah.
I'm gonna need that tape with me and Ashley.
Which tape?
Don't be an ass!
Look, you don't understand.
If my parents see that, I mean if anyone really sees that, then I can't...
We can't...
My parents don't know we're together.
And they don't even know that I'm...
And this is going to ruin us.
It's tough.
But this could be huge and that's what I get paid for.
Madison, here you go.
Thank God, it's still here!
My mom got this for me from Italy.
She would have freaked if I'd lost it.
Madison, your tab has got pretty high.
It's time you paid off.
No problem.
I don't have any cash on me but I'll swing by this week-end.
I read about your dad.
If you have any trouble, we can work out something.
Things are fine!
Just give me a couple of days.
Madison, if you worked here even just a few days a week including some open shifts, we could start to take care of your debt.
Work?
That one is cute, too!
You look hot!
Thank you!
What are you gonna wear?
Oh, I don't know yet.
But I think I might try to dress up.
I figure, your brother is worth looking good for every once in a while.
He really likes you.
You make him so happy!
Well, it's easy.
You know, before he was always like: "Oh my God, I have this advanced physics time calculus.
Boy, I'm doomed!"
And then he'd be like hyperventilating all day.
Oh, he still hyperventilates!
I just...
I think it's kinda cute.
Hey!
If you think that's cute, you guys are definitely made for each other!
Yeah.
I think it's really great that you're planning this party for Ashley.
Yeah, well...
She's my best friend.
Isn't she more than just a friend?
Yeah!
Yes!
I really like the way you guys are together.
I mean, it feels real.
Well, it is.
I mean, for me.
I don't know if that matters to anyone else, though.
You know what, I think if you find love, no matter who it's with, you're lucky!
Thank you!
Oh my God!
Please, don't tell anyone because no one in my family knows.
I do!
But no one will know until you're ready.
Arthur?
Arthur, have you seen my cell phone?
No.
Did you check the kitchen counter?
Yes.
Shoot, I am so late!
I overslept.
Well, that's what happens when you make your alarm clock sleep on the couch.
Come on, Arthur.
You've got to stop being mad at me, okay?.
No, I don't!
Okay, I don't have time for this.
What a surprise!
I'm leaving, all right?
But if you want to reach me later, you know you can.
Suit yourself.
Too-da-loo!
Having fun?
No, not at all.
Oh, no!
What?
Happy birthday, Ash!
Why is she here?
I invited her.
I knew this wasn't a good idea.
Yeah, it wasn't!
Look, Ash, I know you and I just think that you two are...
are gonna be good for each other.
No.
No, Aiden, you don't know me at all!
Else you wouldn't have brought her here tonight.
This is about you, Aiden!
You know what?
I'm outta here.
Tough crew to deal with, aren't they?
Yeah.
Look, you're new here and we really don't know each other, but you should be careful not to get in the middle of that crazy triangle.
What do you mean?
I mean, Aiden was really into Spencer when she was the new girl, but then she went for Ashley who digged into Aiden who got her pregnant and she miscarried.
Pregnant?
Yes.
Alright?
We were together but we're not anymore.
I don't need a guy who lies to me, Aiden!
Can I at least give you a ride home?
I'll catch a cab!
In L.A.?
Not a chance.
Okay, you can drive me.
'DAD' 'This number is no longer in service.
' 'Delete all details?
' 'No' Perfect, the night just gets better!
Why?
You see that VH1 guy?
He's got a tape of me and Ashley kissing.
I tried to get it back from him, but...
If that gets on TV, if mom sees that...
She would freak.
What am I gonna do?
Hey, we're gonna need that tape!
What tape?
The one with my sister on it.
Oh, you'll get it.
After it airs.
No!
You're gonna give it to me right now!
Are you crazy?
No, but you are!
If you can try to think about using something involving a minor who did not sign a release form!
Hold it!
Your kissing made this cut anyway.
Here.
Go on and give it to your girlfriend.
There is some good stuff with her dad.
Thank you!
Why are you looking at this?
No more secrets, right?
What are you afraid I might see, huh?
Oh my God!
You used to mousse your hair?
It was a phase!
Good thing!
Oh so, now you guys are going to make out with each other in my bed?
Ashley, please...
Ashley?
No!
We went over this.
You have no right to call me Ashley!
You know, I give up.
Nothing I do will ever be okay with you.
Maybe our dad really didn't know what he was doing trying to force us together.
Yeah, damn right!
Can I help you pack?
Oh, and please leave a forwarding address for your half of the money.
You so do not get it!
This was never about the money!
I thought that if I would come here and get to know you I would get to know my dad somehow, too.
You want to get to know daddy?
Here!
You'll want to watch VH1 like everybody else.
'How does it feel to be on your 25th tour?
How does it feel?
' 'Man, it feels great, man.
' 'We're rocking, big crowd, big show.
' 'I mean, I never thought I'd still be doing this.
' 'Raife, do you have any regrets?
' 'Yeah, I have a lot of regrets, but...
' 'Not being there for my family...
' 'I wish I could make up for lost time.
' 'More hugs, less drugs.
' 'Maybe my daughters will do a better job than I did.
' Could you leave us for a second?
It's okay.
No, it's not!
That's the only way I'm ever gonna see my dad again.
Old footage in videos and album covers.
He's really gone!
How can I help?
I just want my dad back!
You know what?
I was ready to give up before I saw him and he talked about me.
Why did he have to talk about me?
So does that mean you're staying?
I don't know.
Do you know how much easier my life was before I found out Raife Davies was my father?
I guess, a lot.
Yeah.
Thank you for trying to make things okay betwen me and Ashley but it's none of your job.
I mean, seriously, what am I doing here?
Please, stay.
That's up to her.
I'm gonna...
Look, maybe we should do a better job.
For my f...
For our father.
Are you gonna still keep being a bitch?
Probably.
Good to know.
Happy birthday, Ashley!
Actually, it's next month.
But Aiden and Spencer went to so much trouble I couldn't really tell them.
Well good, then I have another month to figure out how to ruin that one, too.
This is so cool!
And creepy!
Scared?
That's what makes it cool.
But if you aren't scared we can move a little closer.
But then what if we get caught?
Okay, who is just gonna be here this late?
I have to admit I thought you were weird when you first brought this place up but actually it's pretty cool!
That's pretty much the whole getting back to nature thing.
You know: Me Tarzan, you Jane!
Ha ha!
Me outta here if you're gonna talk like that all night.
Unbelievable!
Oh, Tarzan protect Jane!
Shut up, you're ruining it.
This is where Aiden and I used to come.
I can't believe he's recycling our places!
And I can't believe you're doing the exact same thing!
Look, this isn't gonna go where you think it is.
Is it because of me and Ashley?
No.
It's because I'm...
I'm a virgin.
That is such bullcrap!
The day after the 20?
Ah, the day before the 22!
No, it's...
It's Ashley's birthday, I know!
You know, I think after everything she's been through, we should make this one special.
A trip to Vegas?
I'm thinking, surprise party at Gray.
What are you doing?
Just imagining how much better it would be if we went to Vegas.
Okay, whatever you're picturing in your head, it's not gonna happen.
That's why I'm locked in the moment!
You're so weird...
Are you guys talking about me?
Actually, yeah!
Have you guys seen anyone yet from VH1?
VH1?
Yeah, they're supposed to be doing some special "In Memoriam" thing on my dad.
My mom signed some release so they get following me around.
to see what the life of Raife Davies's daughter is all about.
I'm sure she's getting money out of it somehow.
Hey, you left me at home!
Sorry.
I kinda keep forgetting that I have this sister!
Weird, huh?
If she forgets again, you can always call me.
Thanks!
Excuse me?
Hi, it's Gary Dever with VH1.
Yeah, hi, I'm Ashley.
You're Kyla Woods, right?
Yeah.
Tell me, how does it feel to find out that you are the secret daughter of Raife Davies?
So I take it things aren't going so well between you and Ash.
Right, can I plead the second?
I think you mean the 5th?
The 2nd is the right to bear arms.
Then that's the one I'm pleading for.
You guys are gonna be okay.
You know, she's tough but she'll loosen up.
I'm not worried about Ashley loosening up or not.
I heard that!
What are you doing here?
Looking for her.
But since you brought it up, what is she doing here?
He invited me.
Oh, did he?
I'm gonna go shower!
If it's not too much trouble to ask, could you stop completely invading my life?
Ash, I'm not invading...
Ash?
No.
Ash, no...
You don't get the right to call me Ash.
It's Ashley to you.
You know, you don't even get the right to call me Ashley.
I'm not trying to invade anything!
Oh, VH1 video!
They invaded me!
Hey, this may be hard on you, but it is no dream come true for me either.
I'm sure it must be really tough to find out that your mom is a total whore.
Well, not as tough as finding out that my half-sister is a royal bitch.
Just do me a favour.
Take your half of the money and get your bastard ass out of here.
What's up?
Nothing.
How's your knee?
It's getting better every minute!
I've been thinking about us a lot.
Ay, dios mio!
Look, you were confused before, right?
Breaking up with me, going out with Aiden, getting dumped by Aiden.
What's your point?
I'm here for you.
I'm not interested.
Really?
Because before I blew up my knee you were talking of getting married.
I was just caught up in the moment.
I didn't want you to go away to college without me.
Well now, I'm not going anywhere!
Exactly.
And people say that I'm shallow.
Look at this! "
Duarte Embezzles from Non-Profit."
Your dad stole from a charity?
It' just a lawyer's thing, that's fine.
Right.
Be honest.
Mr.
Carlin, it's amazing!
I love your honesty!
What's that vegetable?
No, please don't!
Don't ask him about that thing!
Chelsea, it's a Chinese vegetable called ga�-lon.
Ga�-lon.
Pretty good!
It's an interesting story, actually.
I was in the peace corp in China in a small town, helping the villagers harvest rice in the Changdong peninsula...
Hey, leave now, Chelsea!
before he gets to the part about the old woman who told him how to bead.
Hey!
That basket is still hot water, okay?
Dad, come on!
No, no!
It's interesting.
All right, that's it.
Disinvite me to dinner now.
No way!
You go, she stays.
Deal!
Well, if I'm gonna tell it right I really should start from the top.
It was August in Beijing.
I ended up crashing at the Nan Chi Xi Youth Hostel.
I lost my student visa...
Yeah, I'm telling you it looks like it's about to get ugly.
I just feel so bad for Ashley right now.
I don't think she can take one more hit.
Yeah, but I feel bad for Kyla, too!
You like her!
No, I'm just saying she's going through the same things as Ashley is.
Yeah, and I'm just saying, you like her.
Who, Kyla?
Yeah!
Look, I just think she's cool, all right?
Different.
Oh, so that's why you were staring at her all through history class.
Can we get back to the invites list, please?
Invites list for what?
Ashley's surprise party's Friday.
You're both invited!
I am so there!
Okay, you are so not invited!
What?
Why?
How about you don't even like Ashley?
Yeah, but I love parties.
So if you're not inviting me, I'm just gonna crash it.
Hey, how's the physiotherapy?
You know what, he's getting there!
Well, I'll show you how much better my knee's gonna get on Friday when I throw out these crutches and bust it up!
Just as long as you don't bust up your knee again.
Are you two staying for dinner?
Oh, no, thanks.
I'd better be going soon.
That's too bad.
I hope you're staying, Chels?
Oh yeah, I am.
Good!
That'll give me a chance to catch up with my favourite couple.
We are her favourite couple.
Oh, look at that!
It sucks.
But that's the price to pay for being in the closet.
Yeah, I guess.
Don't worry, my night sucked, too.
My mom's oficially with Kyla hung together.
Do you have any idea how long she'll be staying in town?
No.
But even if she left right now it's gonna be way too long.
You know, she was totally hitting on Aiden yesterday.
Yeah, I think he's got a crush on her, too.
What?
Did he say that?
No, he just had that look on his face when he said her name.
What, this look?
That's the one!
It's so gonna destroy our circle.
Oh, I completely forgot: Friday night, we got dinner reservations at Mako at 8.
You're planning our dates, now?
No, it's your birthday!
Right!
Right.
Wait, you don't wanna celebrate?
My dead daddy and bitch mom had sex 17 years ago.
Why would I wanna celebrate a mistake?
Would you wanna celebrate that?
And just don't even wanna hear the words "Happy Birthday".
Leave alone have some big fancy dinner.
No celebration.
Got it.
I got your invitation to Ashley's party.
I'm not going.
I know it feels like I'm trying to push you two together and maybe I am.
Why are you doing that?
Well, she's your sister and she's never had any family.
You mean, like I've never really had a dad.
I'm not buying it!
I don't think Ashley's gonna want me at her surprise party.
Oh, you're right, I don't.
But again, I didn't even know I was having a surprise party.
So, you've managed to ruin my life and my birthday.
You've only been here a couple of weeks.
It's so impressive!
Whatever.
Sorry to be ruining your super-secret conversation.
Surprise!
Ah, yeah.
I'll call the party off.
No.
Just because Kyla has ruined the surprise doesn't mean we can't still have the party.
Good!
Just one thing.
She doesn't come.
Somehow, I don't think we're gonna have to worry about that.
Thank you so much for being great.
This is gold!
Don't stop!
Oh my God!
You can't put this on TV!
Yeah, I'm coming to the party.
I wanna see which one of those sisters back-hands you.
What are you talking about?
You're looking for trouble bringing yourself between those two girls!
Kyla's just the new girl.
I'm just being nice to her for Ashley.
I've got it under control.
Yeah.
Hold on!
Oh!
Girl, you got the wrong room!
Oh, this isn't trig?
I hope you're looking for me!
I just came by to say I know you and Ashley are good friends and I didn't mean to spoil the surprise.
Don't worry!
Ashley's not a big fan of surprises anyway.
You know, I can personally attest to that.
Yeah.
You know she looks at you, right?
What?
Oh, come on!
There's something between you two, isn't there?
Something between...
No, nothing!
We're just friends.
Okay, have it your way.
Look, I still think you should go to Ashley's party.
I mean, just come with me.
I won't let things get messed up.
Do I have to beg?
Stop, Aiden!
I'm not going!
Look, I know Ashley and I know how her mind works.
You guys are gonna have to deal with each other sooner or later.
I mean, I can help.
Yeah, man.
You've got this under control!
Excuse me!
Look, isn't it the rocker's daughter's girlfriend?
Yeah.
I'm gonna need that tape with me and Ashley.
Which tape?
Don't be an ass!
Look, you don't understand.
If my parents see that, I mean if anyone really sees that, then I can't...
We can't...
My parents don't know we're together.
And they don't even know that I'm...
And this is going to ruin us.
It's tough.
But this could be huge and that's what I get paid for.
Madison, here you go.
Thank God, it's still here!
My mom got this for me from Italy.
She would have freaked if I'd lost it.
Madison, your tab has got pretty high.
It's time you paid off.
No problem.
I don't have any cash on me but I'll swing by this week-end.
I read about your dad.
If you have any trouble, we can work out something.
Things are fine!
Just give me a couple of days.
Madison, if you worked here even just a few days a week including some open shifts, we could start to take care of your debt.
Work?
That one is cute, too!
You look hot!
Thank you!
What are you gonna wear?
Oh, I don't know yet.
But I think I might try to dress up.
I figure, your brother is worth looking good for every once in a while.
He really likes you.
You make him so happy!
Well, it's easy.
You know, before he was always like: "Oh my God, I have this advanced physics time calculus.
Boy, I'm doomed!"
And then he'd be like hyperventilating all day.
Oh, he still hyperventilates!
I just...
I think it's kinda cute.
Hey!
If you think that's cute, you guys are definitely made for each other!
Yeah.
I think it's really great that you're planning this party for Ashley.
Yeah, well...
She's my best friend.
Isn't she more than just a friend?
Yeah!
Yes!
I really like the way you guys are together.
I mean, it feels real.
Well, it is.
I mean, for me.
I don't know if that matters to anyone else, though.
You know what, I think if you find love, no matter who it's with, you're lucky!
Thank you!
Oh my God!
Please, don't tell anyone because no one in my family knows.
I do!
But no one will know until you're ready.
Arthur?
Arthur, have you seen my cell phone?
No.
Did you check the kitchen counter?
Yes.
Shoot, I am so late!
I overslept.
Well, that's what happens when you make your alarm clock sleep on the couch.
Come on, Arthur.
You've got to stop being mad at me, okay?.
No, I don't!
Okay, I don't have time for this.
What a surprise!
I'm leaving, all right?
But if you want to reach me later, you know you can.
Suit yourself.
Too-da-loo!
Having fun?
No, not at all.
Oh, no!
What?
Happy birthday, Ash!
Why is she here?
I invited her.
I knew this wasn't a good idea.
Yeah, it wasn't!
Look, Ash, I know you and I just think that you two are...
are gonna be good for each other.
No.
No, Aiden, you don't know me at all!
Else you wouldn't have brought her here tonight.
This is about you, Aiden!
You know what?
I'm outta here.
Tough crew to deal with, aren't they?
Yeah.
Look, you're new here and we really don't know each other, but you should be careful not to get in the middle of that crazy triangle.
What do you mean?
I mean, Aiden was really into Spencer when she was the new girl, but then she went for Ashley who digged into Aiden who got her pregnant and she miscarried.
Pregnant?
Yes.
Alright?
We were together but we're not anymore.
I don't need a guy who lies to me, Aiden!
Can I at least give you a ride home?
I'll catch a cab!
In L.A.?
Not a chance.
Okay, you can drive me.
'DAD' 'This number is no longer in service.
' 'Delete all details?
' 'No' Perfect, the night just gets better!
Why?
You see that VH1 guy?
He's got a tape of me and Ashley kissing.
I tried to get it back from him, but...
If that gets on TV, if mom sees that...
She would freak.
What am I gonna do?
Hey, we're gonna need that tape!
What tape?
The one with my sister on it.
Oh, you'll get it.
After it airs.
No!
You're gonna give it to me right now!
Are you crazy?
No, but you are!
If you can try to think about using something involving a minor who did not sign a release form!
Hold it!
Your kissing made this cut anyway.
Here.
Go on and give it to your girlfriend.
There is some good stuff with her dad.
Thank you!
Why are you looking at this?
No more secrets, right?
What are you afraid I might see, huh?
Oh my God!
You used to mousse your hair?
It was a phase!
Good thing!
Oh so, now you guys are going to make out with each other in my bed?
Ashley, please...
Ashley?
No!
We went over this.
You have no right to call me Ashley!
You know, I give up.
Nothing I do will ever be okay with you.
Maybe our dad really didn't know what he was doing trying to force us together.
Yeah, damn right!
Can I help you pack?
Oh, and please leave a forwarding address for your half of the money.
You so do not get it!
This was never about the money!
I thought that if I would come here and get to know you I would get to know my dad somehow, too.
You want to get to know daddy?
Here!
You'll want to watch VH1 like everybody else.
'How does it feel to be on your 25th tour?
How does it feel?
' 'Man, it feels great, man.
' 'We're rocking, big crowd, big show.
' 'I mean, I never thought I'd still be doing this.
' 'Raife, do you have any regrets?
' 'Yeah, I have a lot of regrets, but...
' 'Not being there for my family...
' 'I wish I could make up for lost time.
' 'More hugs, less drugs.
' 'Maybe my daughters will do a better job than I did.
' Could you leave us for a second?
It's okay.
No, it's not!
That's the only way I'm ever gonna see my dad again.
Old footage in videos and album covers.
He's really gone!
How can I help?
I just want my dad back!
You know what?
I was ready to give up before I saw him and he talked about me.
Why did he have to talk about me?
So does that mean you're staying?
I don't know.
Do you know how much easier my life was before I found out Raife Davies was my father?
I guess, a lot.
Yeah.
Thank you for trying to make things okay betwen me and Ashley but it's none of your job.
I mean, seriously, what am I doing here?
Please, stay.
That's up to her.
I'm gonna...
Look, maybe we should do a better job.
For my f...
For our father.
Are you gonna still keep being a bitch?
Probably.
Good to know.
Happy birthday, Ashley!
Actually, it's next month.
But Aiden and Spencer went to so much trouble I couldn't really tell them.
Well good, then I have another month to figure out how to ruin that one, too.
This is so cool!
And creepy!
Scared?
That's what makes it cool.
But if you aren't scared we can move a little closer.
But then what if we get caught?
Okay, who is just gonna be here this late?
I have to admit I thought you were weird when you first brought this place up but actually it's pretty cool!
That's pretty much the whole getting back to nature thing.
You know: Me Tarzan, you Jane!
Ha ha!
Me outta here if you're gonna talk like that all night.
Unbelievable!
Oh, Tarzan protect Jane!
Shut up, you're ruining it.
This is where Aiden and I used to come.
I can't believe he's recycling our places!
And I can't believe you're doing the exact same thing!
Look, this isn't gonna go where you think it is.
Is it because of me and Ashley?
No.
It's because I'm...
I'm a virgin.
That is such bullcrap!