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Programa de TV: Til Death - 2x7

how great do these new lamps look? 2 00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:08,290 They're fantastic. 3 00:00:08,370 --> 00:00:10,800 They are classy yet casual. 4 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:13,480 Like the kennedys playing touch football. 5 00:00:14,330 --> 00:00:16,730 Seriously,I love them! Don't you love them? 6 00:00:16,820 --> 00:00:18,030 Honey,I gotta level with you. 7 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:21,590 This is as excited I get about anything i can't eat. 8 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:25,200 You know what I think?I think they really, 9 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:28,660 finally pulled together our beach theme. 10 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,790 Uh-huh. And... 11 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:37,140 what else in here says "beach" to you? 12 00:00:37,630 --> 00:00:39,910 Uh...this starfish. 13 00:00:40,060 --> 00:00:43,760 Quick,somebody braid my hair,'cause I'm in jamaica. 14 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,240 Come on! Let's fire up these bad boys. 15 00:00:47,350 --> 00:00:48,510 All right. Ahh. 16 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:50,130 Ok. 17 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:51,980 Ahh! 18 00:00:53,030 --> 00:00:55,930 Well.That is quite lovely. 19 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,190 - Mine doesn't work. - What? 20 00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:02,320 Maybe it's the bulb. Switch bulbs with me. 21 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,250 Ok. 22 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:05,010 All right. 23 00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:07,160 - Ok. - This is gonna do it. 24 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:10,340 - Milady's bulb. - Oh,thank you very much,kind sir. 25 00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:12,890 All right. 26 00:01:13,110 --> 00:01:15,230 There we go. 27 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,810 It's even brighter than before,huh? 28 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:25,300 You must've had a 100-watter in there. 29 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:26,360 That's nice. 30 00:01:26,370 --> 00:01:27,460 You should geta 100-watter. 31 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:30,340 You know,when--when yours works. 32 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:40,850 What are you doing? 33 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:42,100 Reading. 34 00:01:42,220 --> 00:01:44,110 Under my new light. 35 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:47,580 We've got to get this fixed. 36 00:01:47,710 --> 00:01:49,600 Yeah,we do. 37 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:54,120 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 38 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,270 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync: YTET - �m�X?S�� 39 00:01:57,420 --> 00:02:01,120 Til Death Season 2 Episode 7 40 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:08,100 Til death is filmed in front of a live studio audience. 41 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,950 - Hey,babe. - Hey. 42 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:13,340 - What are you watching? - It's part 4 of a&e's history of the blimp. 43 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:15,140 I tivo'd it. 44 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:16,870 Hey,you want to see it? 45 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:20,150 Yeah,you know,I'm gonna wait and watch it in hell. 46 00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:29,570 Hey,you know,um, 47 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,700 it's been,like,a week. 48 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:32,220 We really should get my lamp fixed. 49 00:02:32,350 --> 00:02:34,380 Yeah,we should. 50 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:38,810 Yeah,we should. 51 00:02:42,690 --> 00:02:43,570 You realize,of course, 52 00:02:43,670 --> 00:02:47,090 that it's just a random coincidence that I got the broken one,right? 53 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:50,160 Oh,yeah. The chips did not fall your way. 54 00:02:50,290 --> 00:02:53,460 I mean,we got 2 lamps,one works,one doesn'T. 55 00:02:53,570 --> 00:02:55,050 It's crazy.Lamps,huh? 56 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:56,830 Am I right? 57 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,680 So we get his-and-hers lamps, 58 00:03:00,690 --> 00:03:03,660 and because mine is broken,it is my problem? 59 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:05,460 It's not your problem,but... 60 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:08,120 "hers" is broken. 61 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,430 - Uh...excme? - Hers is broken. 62 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,630 And his is lit up like a firework display 63 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:16,330 on the fourth of ju-ly! 64 00:03:16,450 --> 00:03:18,960 I-I-it would be nice if you just showed a little concern, 65 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:20,800 because if it was your lamp that was broken, 66 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:23,090 we'd be running back to the store to fix it right now. 67 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:24,600 Oh,now,that is not true. 68 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:26,280 The only reason why we haven't gotten it fixed 69 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:30,310 is because we're very busy and it's hard to get things done. 70 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:33,690 Listen,honey,I am on your team. 71 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:35,610 I mean,I want you to have light,you know? 72 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:37,190 There's no joy without light, 73 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:39,600 and there's no light without joy. 74 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:41,790 You know,I never want you to die, 75 00:03:41,940 --> 00:03:44,550 but when you do,I'm putting that on your headstone. 76 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,120 Ok,how about this? 77 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:53,670 Until we fix it, 78 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:56,000 you give me your lamp. 79 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,930 Yeah,that's not gonna happen. 80 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,650 - Y not? - Well,because I read books in bed 81 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:04,040 and you read magazines. 82 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:07,100 Ok,first of all,I read books. 83 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:09,500 - No,you don'T. - Yes,I do! 84 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,600 I read--I read the,um... 85 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:13,540 the one where,uh, 86 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,580 tom cruise is the lawyer. 87 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:21,860 - The firm? - Yes. Yeah. 88 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:26,320 Ok. You do realize that tom cruise wasn't in the book? 89 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:31,530 My point is,I can read whatever I want, 90 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:33,020 and I should have light to read it. 91 00:04:33,150 --> 00:04:34,420 Yes,of course you should, 92 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,760 and I would like to help you. 93 00:04:35,870 --> 00:04:38,640 It's just we don't have the time. 94 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:40,270 And--and I hate that we don'T. 95 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,420 I mean,our priorities are all out of whack. 96 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:44,180 Damn it! When did we get like this? 97 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,350 Ok,I gotta go. 98 00:04:50,710 --> 00:04:51,720 Hey,did you guys see that blimp special last-- 99 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:54,790 buh-buh-buh-buh!I'm tivoing it. 100 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,430 Let me ask you guys something. 101 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,690 Joy and I,we got these new lamps for the bedroom. 102 00:05:05,810 --> 00:05:08,340 It turns out mine works and joy's doesn'T. 103 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:10,930 And she keeps saying how we have to get 'em fixed. 104 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:11,720 So what do you think? 105 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:15,000 My wife's nightstand--is it really my responsibility? 106 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,690 I say her side of the bed is her problem. 107 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:21,410 It's like cuba.You go over there for sex and cigars. 108 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:27,330 Well,maybe joy just wants to feel like you care. 109 00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:30,660 I do care.Kind of like I care about global warming. 110 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:34,640 I mean,it's a real shame,but quite frankly,it's al gore's headache. 111 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,630 The thing is,the ladies like to believe 112 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:39,890 that you're a team against the world. 113 00:05:40,010 --> 00:05:41,920 And that's what marriage is all about. 114 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:44,190 I mean,we don't like that we go to bed at the same time 115 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,250 as our wives every night even though we're not tired, 116 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,390 but we do it,right? 117 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,950 I mean,it's the cost of doing business. 118 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,490 I'm sorry. 119 00:05:59,790 --> 00:06:04,610 Diyou say thatou and your wife go to bed at the same time evnight? 120 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:05,660 Yeah. 121 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:07,820 Everyone does that,right? 122 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:13,180 No. 123 00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:16,280 That--that's not a thing? 124 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:20,130 That's a thing that you shouldn't tell other guys. 125 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,770 How--how long you been doin' this? 126 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:31,610 Our whole relationship.10:30--lights out. 127 00:06:31,710 --> 00:06:34,510 Like...prison? 128 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:40,600 I set the alarm! 129 00:06:40,740 --> 00:06:44,730 You got 5 seconds before the hallway motion detectors get ya! 130 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,280 Quick! 131 00:06:47,410 --> 00:06:49,610 Yay! That was fun. 132 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,330 So,uh,I was talking to the guys at work, 133 00:06:54,450 --> 00:06:58,800 and I was telling them about how we always go to bed together at the same time, 134 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,410 and they were asking why we do that. 135 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,820 Because we love each other. 136 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:04,390 Agreed. 137 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:07,770 Agreed. So much love.Um... 138 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:12,970 just,uh,it just turns out that none of them do it. 139 00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:14,890 So... 140 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,340 guess I'm just pointing out something i learned today, 141 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:22,990 which is that not all grown men have... 142 00:07:23,260 --> 00:07:25,380 a bedtime. 143 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:28,450 Are you saying you don't want to go to bed with me? 144 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:30,280 No! No,no,no. No! 145 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:34,400 I'm just saying that it's not a thing,you know? 146 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:38,060 And I guess it would be nice if I had the option to,you know, 147 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:41,420 stay up,hang out. 148 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:42,910 And do what? 149 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,260 I don't know. 150 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:47,450 Whatever the hell I want? 151 00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:52,180 Adorable. 152 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,150 You got 5 minutes. 153 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,590 What did you do,woman? 154 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,330 Nothing. 155 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:36,970 My lamp just... 156 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,160 seems to be working now. 157 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,250 Why? What's up with yours? 158 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:43,030 Well...in a strange twist of events, 159 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:46,590 mine seems to be not working. 160 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:49,280 Huh. 161 00:08:49,410 --> 00:08:50,990 Don't "huh" me,joy joy. 162 00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:52,260 You switched the lamps. 163 00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:53,750 I did not! 164 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,290 It's just a freaky coincidence. 165 00:08:56,410 --> 00:09:00,020 I mean,there's 2 lamps,one works,one doesn'T. 166 00:09:00,150 --> 00:09:04,350 Crazy. Lamps,huh?Am i right 167 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:10,640 and let's just see,now that you have a broken lamp, 168 00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:12,900 how fast you run right out to fix it. 169 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,280 You think you're pretty smart,huh? 170 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,220 I'm all right,yeah. 171 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,110 Well,you haven't proven anything, 172 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:32,900 because I don't have the time to fix your lamp 173 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,130 and I don't have the time to fix mine. 174 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,930 Ok. 175 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,980 I'm very busy. 176 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:42,640 Guess you'reon be in the dark for a then. 177 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:45,150 Guess I will. 178 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:53,230 I'm a nice person. 179 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:03,740 so she switched your lamps. 180 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:05,050 Yeah. 181 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:06,990 I know it,and she knows it. 182 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:08,530 But I can't say anything. 183 00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:11,490 It's like a chess match,and she's one move ahead of me. 184 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:13,090 She's clever that way. 185 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,980 Like those dinosaurs in jurassic park. 186 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,670 The ones who learn. 187 00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:22,800 Ok,well,I have an idea. 188 00:10:22,930 --> 00:10:25,820 Now,this might sound crazy,but hear me out. 189 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:30,080 Be a human being and get your wife's lamp fixed. 190 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:31,050 What,are you nuts? 191 00:10:31,170 --> 00:10:33,070 He thinks I should get the wife's lamp fixed. 192 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,060 Carl,I'm eating ramen.Take this one for me,will you? 193 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:37,250 Happy to. 194 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,410 He's on record as being too busy. 195 00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:41,250 If he's suddenly running to the repair shop, 196 00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:43,420 then it proves to joy that he's the ass 197 00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:45,630 who was only willing to fix his own lamp. 198 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,670 But he is an ass. 199 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,110 But nobody's saying it out loud. 200 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:52,520 This--this is insane. 201 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:54,560 Marriage isn't like a chess match 202 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,540 where you have to outmaneuver your opponent.Ok? 203 00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:59,830 It's about compromise and a healthy give and take. 204 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:01,140 Yeah,it's all very healthy. 205 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,970 How's your bedtime going? 206 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,800 All right,so,paint the picture for us,ok? 207 00:11:08,930 --> 00:11:10,270 It's bedtime. 208 00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:11,570 You've had your bubblebath, 209 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,640 you've powdered your area... 210 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:19,150 you're not tired,but you're trapped in bed. 211 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,680 So what do you do?You just lie there and watch tv? 212 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,750 Oh,my god! 213 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,110 You're not allowed to watch tv,are you? 214 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,860 No,no,it's just that the flicker bothers steph. 215 00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:35,680 But I have a radio with a tv band and headphones, 216 00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:38,850 so I can listen to as much tv as I want. 217 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:44,080 How good is caroline in the city on a transistor radio? 218 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:49,200 It's funny. 219 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:36,840 The secret to our ham is the sweet honey glaze for a tender,soft treat every time. 220 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,300 Add some crisp lettuce and sharp cheddar 221 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:43,410 and wash it all down with an icy-cold root bt. 222 00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:46,760 I'm so very hungry. 223 00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:23,570 What's going on?!Is someone trying to break in? 224 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:26,060 No,no.No,no.I was trying to break out! 225 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:29,200 - Why? - I want ham! 226 00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:33,170 But we were sleeping. 227 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,120 No.No,steph.You were sleeping. 228 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,800 I was very much awake. 229 00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:40,370 But I can't move because I'm in a 300 thread count prison! 230 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,570 That's the alarm company. 231 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,530 What is going on with you? 232 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:47,730 Is going on with me is you are not my bedtime sheriff. 233 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,710 Hello?Yeah,it's a false alarm. 234 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,520 See,I am a man,damn it! 235 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,400 Password is "hot chocolate." 236 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:11,970 I guess I didn't know how strongly you felt about this. 237 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,330 Well,I do. 238 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:14,950 I'm really sorry. 239 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,460 I don't know why this is so important to me. 240 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:21,920 I mean,maybe it's because my mom and my third stepdad yoshi... 241 00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:25,520 you know,the sushi chef. 242 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:29,220 They had this great relationship at first. 243 00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:31,060 Then they just started drifting apart. 244 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,610 First they didn't go to bed together. 245 00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:34,180 Then they didn't eat together. 246 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,240 They... 247 00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:38,640 went on different vacations,and eventually it was just over. 248 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:42,670 The day he left,he kissed me on the forehead... 249 00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:45,840 made me an eel and avocado roll... 250 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,670 and then I never saw him again. 251 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,230 Hey.Hey,honey,that'S... 252 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:56,000 that's not gonna happen to us,because I love you. 253 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:57,960 I love you,too. 254 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,360 You know what?This is crazy. 255 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,940 If you want a sandwich,go get a sandwich. 256 00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:04,800 - Oh,thank you! - You got 5 minutes. 257 00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:27,640 I shouldn't have to fix your lamp. 258 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,340 I'm sorry,what was that? 259 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,860 I said I shouldn't have to fix your lamp. 260 00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:36,780 I thought that you were too busy to fix my lamp. 261 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,050 Ok,you want to know the truth? 262 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:42,670 I wasn't too busy. 263 00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:46,440 I could have spent hours,could have spent days fixing your lamp. 264 00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:49,940 But I simply chose not to. 265 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,650 Because I didn't care that you didn't have any light. 266 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,380 And why didn't I care? 267 00:15:57,650 --> 00:16:01,030 Because it didn't affect me. 268 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,610 And there it is. 269 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:07,400 I know.I know. 270 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:11,430 It's taboo to say this,and we're supposed to be a team. 271 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,540 But you get to a certain point,even in a marriage, 272 00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:18,760 where you cross a line,and it's every man for himself. 273 00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:20,360 Well,it is good to know how you feel. 274 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:22,710 You know what?it good to know. 275 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,610 I feel liberated. 276 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,420 Fine. 277 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:30,220 I can only tell you that if it was your lamp that had been the broken one, 278 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:34,230 my first move would have been to go right back to the store and get it fixed, 279 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,750 because I believe there is no line when you love someone. 280 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:43,830 And I believe that love works in a very different,more self-involved way. 281 00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:48,860 Thanr clarifying that. 282 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:50,350 You're very welcome. 283 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,820 And I'm gonna go watch my blimp special now. 284 00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:08,450 What happened to my blimp special?! 285 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,880 Uh...I don't know. 286 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:11,410 Maybe it got deleted? 287 00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,040 It couldn't have gotten deleted. 288 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,370 I told tivo to save it. 289 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,940 I checked the setting 10 times. 290 00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:20,150 I love that show. 291 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:25,060 And that was a whole hour on count ferdinand von zeppelin,hot-air bon vivant. 292 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,920 Did you do something... 293 00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:37,310 to my blimp special,joy? 294 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,630 I don't know.No. 295 00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,610 What did you do to my blimp special? 296 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,920 Ok,you know what? 297 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,640 I deleted it because i needed to make room for something else. 298 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:54,540 If you say it was rachael ray,I'm burning this house to the ground. 299 00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:58,610 Her turkey chili is in your belly right now. 300 00:17:58,730 --> 00:18:00,720 I can't believe this. 301 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,600 A minute ago you were lecturing me 302 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,220 and you're as bad as I am. 303 00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:07,360 How could you delete my blimp special? 304 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:08,880 You know why I did it?I'll tell you why. 305 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,680 Because blimps are stupid! 306 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:14,530 Let's put an aircraft in the sky the size of a 307 00:18:14,650 --> 00:18:16,920 whale that carries two people, 308 00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:19,820 one of whom is the driver! 309 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,110 Take it back.Blimps are enchanting. 310 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:25,260 I will not take it back. 311 00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,380 Every man for himself!That's what you said,right? 312 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,060 See?Hurts,doesn't it? 313 00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,530 Well,you know what's gonna hurt? 314 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,550 How about this for every man for himself? 315 00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:36,930 You know that smell you've been smelling in your car for the last 6 weeks? 316 00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:39,620 Well,it's part of an old hotog. 317 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,680 I saw it on the floor 318 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,680 and I just didn't feel like bending down, 319 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,970 so I kicked it under the seat! 320 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,620 Really? 321 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:54,180 Well,you know how you leave all your dirty underwear all over the floor? 322 00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:56,590 Well,sometimes i pick it up and I fold it 323 00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:57,750 and I put it right back in the drawer 324 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,060 'cause I don't feel like washing it! 325 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,480 I've been doing that for years! 326 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,770 Oh,yeah? 327 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:09,390 Well,I lie and I vio store doesn't have that stupid little girnt 328 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:11,270 so we can get mine. 329 00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:13,560 They do have the devil wears prada. 330 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,240 There's a whole wall of the devil wears prada! 331 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:18,990 Yeah? 332 00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:21,180 Well,I glance at the caller I.D. 333 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,100 And I conveniently just miss all your mother's calls. 334 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:26,250 Oh,yeah?Well,I do that for your mom, 335 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:29,370 your dad,and sometimes you. 336 00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:36,060 Well,you're doing it in dirty underwear! 337 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:38,440 Ok. 338 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,580 You know that pizza we ordered 339 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,690 that you swore came with crazy bread? 340 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,560 It did.It did come with crazy bread. 341 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,740 And I ate it outside,all by myself. 342 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:50,080 And then I licked out the extra sauce, 343 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,800 and I took that box and I buried it deep, 344 00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:56,190 deep into the garbage can,so you wouldn't know. 345 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,540 Crazy bread! 346 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:08,200 Sounds weird when you say it out loud. 347 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,360 Wow. 348 00:20:13,090 --> 00:20:14,460 Yeah. 349 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,210 Wow. 350 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,180 This is crazy. 351 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,380 Let me be the first to say that... 352 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:27,330 I'm sorry. 353 00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:28,870 We are a team. 354 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,400 We should be a team. 355 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,450 I know.We need to be a team. 356 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,440 Yes.We do. 357 00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:35,320 And we're gonna do it. 358 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,910 We're gonna be nice to each other, 359 00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:39,070 and we're gonna look out for each other. 360 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,070 Thank you for saying that. 361 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,430 I love you. 362 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,040 I love you,too. 363 00:20:46,630 --> 00:20:48,390 Silly. 364 00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:57,900 And we should get this lamp fixed first thing tomorrow. 365 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,980 Mm,yeah,we should. 366 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,500 **** 367 00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:29,150 yeah,**** 368 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:33,110 Til Death Season 2 Episode 7 369 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,320 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync: YTET - �m�X?S�� 370 00:21:35,450 --> 00:21:37,050 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents