Programa de TV: American Dad! - 16x13
We've been kicking this hill's ass all day.
It's only right we tell it our names.
Roll call!
Steve!
Snot!
Toshi!
Toshi's friend!
Sllort!
You know, Sllort, I'm so glad we met you out here on the sledding hill.
Adding you to our crew has made this the best winter break ever.
I know.
If I had not met you guys, I would be so nervous for my first day of school tomorrow, but you can show me how things are different here from Sweden.
I can show you how to use the water fountains.
In America, if you suck on the spout super hard, you don't even need to press the button!
I told you kids to stay off my sledding hill!
This is for private events only!
Now get!
Oh, crap, Old Man Powell.
If I catch you here again, I'll kill you!
I'm not afraid of jail!
I've already done what I was put on this Earth to do...
piss in every single Marriott-owned hotel pool.
Oh, yum!
Oh, they're just burs.
What did you think they were?
Come on, Steve.
I don't think about what I eat.
Should we warm up with some hot chocolate at Steve's place?
Sorry, but my host family expects me home before the Earth swallows the Sun and the dark sky stares down at me with its million tiny eyeballs.
Whoa, Swedish girls make everything sound so cool.
Read this e-mail from my doctor. "
Without major lifestyle changes, "you will not live to see your next birthday, and I for one will shed no tears."
Wow, that really takes the sting out of it.
♪♪ ♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
♪ ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ ♪ Good...
♪ ♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
♪ Aah!
♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
♪ I took the ransom money, but I obviously don't have the kid.
I'm sure that'll all work itself out.
Anyway, that's how I got these new snow pants.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
I got a new tongue for Christmas.
Do you l-l-l-like it?
And get this.
I can talk faster now.
♪ Hey, filly, Billy, Billy ♪ ♪ Hi, filly, ho, Billy ♪ ♪ Who, Billy?
You, Billy ♪ ♪ Me, Billy, we, Billy ♪ I admire your tongue, weird boy, but soon the Moon's light will bathe us like helpless babies, so I must go.
Bye, boys.
Who the is that?
Her name is Sllort.
She's Swedish, and her sled is made of whale bones.
She's the perfect addition to our crew.
Ha, good luck with that.
You guys are nerds, and hot girls hang with cools.
When school starts, she'll see there are better options and ditch you.
Damn, he may have a point.
Hey, if you're thinking about expanding, who has a tongue that can point to his own face and wants to be in your crew?
This guy.
Regarding Sllort, I wish we had more time to solidify things with her.
Then we'd be so tight that she'd never consider leaving us.
Sure, whatever.
Lollipop time!
♪♪ A thousand bucks the guy with the beard is the killer.
That's Papa Smurf, and for the last time, there hasn't been a murder.
Feels a little warm in here.
Huh, yeah.
Yeah, that's what...
I noticed that earlier.
70?
Well, that's high.
Anyone know anything about this?
Oh, I turned it up.
Klaus, we keep the thermostat at 68 around here.
Sorry, it was freezing last night, so I just nudged it up a tad.
Oh, Klaus just nudged it up a tad.
I knew this day was coming.
He's out of control.
I'm out of control?
For sure.
He's off the rails.
What the hell is going on?
Ah, there's the language.
Okay!
Okay!
I didn't realize it was such a big deal!
I promise it won't happen again!
And here come the lies.
Look what you're doing to our family!
What are we going to do?
I'll tell you what we're not going to do...
take that trip out of town we've been looking forward to.
We can't leave a maniac like this in our home.
I hope it was worth it!
Aah!
I was cold.
♪♪ Give it up for our new foreign exchange student, Sllort.
Now, this wouldn't be a true exchange if we didn't give her school somebody back, so, uh...
you, Dead Tooth, see you next semester!
Aah!
Aah!
Sllort has prepared a few words to introduce herself.
And now a riddle...
I possess a head and a tail, but a body I do not have.
What am I?
A coin.
A simple coin!
Amazing.
Riddles are back, baby!
See?
She'll be scooped up by the cools in no time.
I'm not worried about it.
Principal Lewis, you have to see this!
The school has been vandalized!
So?
I don't care about this place.
It's about you!
Call the cops.
_ Who would slander a good man like this?
Oh.
And what's this big blue and yellow thing?
That is the flag of Sweden.
Well, that's a little suspicious.
You are literally the only person, faculty included, who knows that.
And what's this?
Just as I thought, spray paint.
Sllort, you're suspended.
Looks like we just got some bonus time.
Police coming through!
You're under arrest.
Arrest her for a little graffiti?
No, for a little murder.
You see that dumpster?
We found a dead body in it this morning.
Man, look at that crazy thing.
The body was next to some blue and yellow spray-paint cans.
So once you guys found the vandal, we had our murderer.
This wasn't part of the plan.
Told you she'd ditch you for the cools.
When it comes to cool, cops are the tops!
♪♪ We just wanted time to become better friends with Sllort, not get her arrested for murder.
We have to come clean.
Then we'd get arrested, and Sllort would never talk to us again.
Hey, what if we solve the murder ourselves?
I-If we find the real killer, she'll be released, and she'll never know we framed her.
That's true.
Then she'll think we're supercool.
This murder might actually be a blessing in disguise.
Great.
It's a plan.
Now can we talk about that murder victim?
He had no head.
Imagine getting as far as he did in life with that handicap only to wind up murdered.
♪♪ You have to believe me.
I did not send that man's soul to the land of 1,000 screams.
A, that's adorable, and B, we believe you.
Don't worry.
We're going to find the real killer so the cops have to release you.
Oh, I-I guess we're announcing other people's ideas now.
That's cool.
Anyway, we're going to fix this, Sllort.
Thank you.
What are you doing here, Billy?
I use my new tongue on the prisoners!
To read books to them.
What about you guys?
We're on a mission to find the real killer so the cops release Sllort.
Hey.
I could be your guy here in the lab.
The police lab?
They don't let kid...
5:00!
Happy hour!
Happy hour!
Hey, Billy.
You mind locking up?
Glug, glug, glug!
Right!
That's what I'm talking about!
Time to drink!
♪♪ Guess who just watched a very one-sided fistfight at the mall?
Klaus, you need help.
Not as bad as the guy at the mall.
This is Elijah.
He's an animal behaviorist.
Wait.
Is this about that thermostat thing?
If we need to put him down, we're ready to have that conversation.
Before we get to that, let's talk about taking back control.
Would you like a cookie?
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what Stan is doing.
I certainly don't know what Hayley is doing.
I don't know what any of us are doing.
I'm a nihilist!
All I care about are material pleasures!
Why haven't you given me the cookie yet?
What was that?
Have another cookie.
Every time you click that thing, I get another treat.
Do more.
♪♪ Forget the treats.
Those clicks are giving me all the juice I need.
Looks like my work is done.
You guys mind if I take a bath before I leave?
Hey!
I think I found a clue.
The cops left one of the corpse's gloves.
How do you know it's the corpse's?
The hand is still in it.
And look at these.
Orange burs like the ones at the sledding hill.
Whoa!
Could Old Man Powell have done it?
He has threatened our lives before.
Guess we better go check it out.
-Barry, you coming?
-Aah!
I think I actually know this raccoon!
Yep, this is the guy!
The old man said he'd kill us if we ever came back.
Yeah, so maybe try zip-a the lip-as, you curlicued bullhorn.
I've never noticed this before.
♪♪ ♪♪ You got the flu, buddy?
These are the same markings from the body.
Old Man Powell is the killer!
We got to tell the cops!
Old man is not here.
He must be on the run, which means he's the murderer.
Case closed.
Sorry.
That's what I'm talking about!
Time to drink!
You said you would get me out, and you did.
I knew I could trust you.
Shall we celebrate with some sledding?
I was going to suggest a good old-fashioned ransacking.
All right!
All right!
Check out this grandfather clock!
Trash that shit!
♪♪ Well, it's 6:00.
We promised we'd go see Tuttle's new game room.
I hope he has pinball!
Klaus, turn off the TV.
Ah.
If anyone has something funny to say, now would be the time.
I don't know why you're complaining.
He had pinball.
Yeah, but Tuttle stayed.
I thought we were going to have the room to ourselves.
Jesus, Klaus.
Don't you think you've had enough of that thing?
Aw.
Don't want you getting too used to this.
It'll lose its power.
You can't get me hooked on something and then just take it away!
That's called McRibbing someone, Stan, and it's torture!
♪♪ Mmm.
A call?
Have I missed it?
Hey, Billy.
The cops let Sllort go.
Turns out Old Man Powell did it, so we'll see you at school or something or whatever.
Aw, they never saw me in my lab coat.
Yep, Old Man Powell, but wait.
This is the victim sample.
You are the first real friends I have ever had.
You guys are the best.
No, you're the breast.
So if Old Man Powell is the corpse, then the skin under his fingernails will tell us who the real killer is.
Species unknown?
What about these cuts?
The police said they were nicks from shaving, but I'm having doubts.
Whoa.
♪♪ Hailing from Scandinavia, they appear human until hit by moonlight.
Soon the Moon's light will bathe us like helpless babies.
They speak in riddles...
What am I?
A coin.
...and consume raw flesh.
♪♪ Hi, Billy.
Whoa, what a babe.
Sllort is not a babe.
She's a troll, and her name is even "troll" backwards, well, "trolls," close enough.
I must warn my friends!
♪♪ I want to tell you a secret I have never told anyone.
That's an easy ignore.
Go on.
I haven't been completely honest with you.
Before you say anything, we have something we should tell you, too.
We actually framed you for the vandalism.
We were afraid you were going to ditch us for the cool kids.
What?
You betray Sllort?
No, no, no, no!
Th-This is good.
W-We're getting it all out in the open, right?
Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
I'm just going to...
♪♪ ...kill you!
Aah!
Oh, my God!
Die!
If you're going to kill us, can you at least tell us your secret first?
Sorry, I-I-I-I-I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this.
You're a troll?
Uh, hello.
Hi.
Yes.
Cool.
Well, thanks for catching us up.
♪♪ I was foolish to think I'd finally found humans who I could trust with my secret.
You die now!
My precious boys, I must warn them about that murderous troll!
Huh.
Do I really want to walk across town with these babies ready to rip?
I guess I got to shoot them to unload them.
Oh!
No, my precious boys!
♪♪ I'm back from the framers.
Oh, it's perfect.
The only question is where to hang it.
Where will the most people see it?
I'm thinking front door.
I'll get a hammer and nail.
The clicks.
Francine!
Oh, no.
He'll be in here for the rest of his life if we don't do something.
Yeah, in here, not messing up our house.
You know what that means?
We can finally go...
Out of town.
Oh, Stan, I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
Out of town!
Out of town!
Out of town!
Out of...
This clumsiness thing you've got going on, keep it up when we're out of town.
I'm digging it.
She's a monster.
You'd think she'd be faster or slower but not our exact speed.
We can hide in there!
Yes, we'll be safe in the murder cave.
♪♪ ♪♪ Don't move a muscle.
What are you doing?
I was up late last night.
I need a pick-me-up.
♪♪ Barry.
♪♪ Okay.
I think she's gone.
Totally.
Let's go to the arcade.
♪♪ It's a dead end!
♪♪ Ugh!
♪♪ Guys, we can't leave her!
She'll die!
You talking about troll head?
Listen.
This all happened because we were afraid Sllort would find out who we really are and wouldn't like us.
Well, that's what she's had to deal with her whole life.
Ugh, you're such a sensitive boy, Steve, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Let's save that troll!
♪♪ Huh?
Where am I?
♪♪ Whoa.
All right.
Let's go.
We're trapped!
Hmm.
♪♪ Uh, Shrek, please.
What?
It's a play on, "Check, please," because she's an ogre like Shrek.
Actually, she's a troll.
Oh, are there any famous trolls that rhyme with "check"?
Great last words, guys.
Uh...
No, no, no, no.
No, my clicks!
There's got to be something else!
Oh, garbage!
Ugh!
Oh, oh, ooh, oh, yes, that's it.
This is nice, getting out of town.
_ Pack it up.
Klaus is back at the thermostat.
Fine.
Just let me throw the towels in the toilet and leave the faucet running.
♪♪ This is it, guys, and as our friend charter dictates, we go out our way.
♪♪ Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Aah!
Are we in heaven?
If we were in heaven, the kiss would still be happening.
Sllort, I-I thought you were going to kill us.
Why didn't you?
Because you came back for me.
Maybe I can trust you after all.
This is awesome.
Our new best friend is a troll.
We're going to get into so many monster-y shenanigans.
I hope I'm ready for this next spooky chapter of my life.
Um, about that, I'm hot, and my visa is only for one year.
So I really just want to focus on hanging out with hot guys and hella cool girls while I'm here.
Ouch, but I'd probably do the same thing.
Oh, shit, I didn't do my winter-break reading assignment!
Bye!
Have a great time!
It's only right we tell it our names.
Roll call!
Steve!
Snot!
Toshi!
Toshi's friend!
Sllort!
You know, Sllort, I'm so glad we met you out here on the sledding hill.
Adding you to our crew has made this the best winter break ever.
I know.
If I had not met you guys, I would be so nervous for my first day of school tomorrow, but you can show me how things are different here from Sweden.
I can show you how to use the water fountains.
In America, if you suck on the spout super hard, you don't even need to press the button!
I told you kids to stay off my sledding hill!
This is for private events only!
Now get!
Oh, crap, Old Man Powell.
If I catch you here again, I'll kill you!
I'm not afraid of jail!
I've already done what I was put on this Earth to do...
piss in every single Marriott-owned hotel pool.
Oh, yum!
Oh, they're just burs.
What did you think they were?
Come on, Steve.
I don't think about what I eat.
Should we warm up with some hot chocolate at Steve's place?
Sorry, but my host family expects me home before the Earth swallows the Sun and the dark sky stares down at me with its million tiny eyeballs.
Whoa, Swedish girls make everything sound so cool.
Read this e-mail from my doctor. "
Without major lifestyle changes, "you will not live to see your next birthday, and I for one will shed no tears."
Wow, that really takes the sting out of it.
♪♪ ♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
♪ ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ ♪ Good...
♪ ♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
♪ Aah!
♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
♪ I took the ransom money, but I obviously don't have the kid.
I'm sure that'll all work itself out.
Anyway, that's how I got these new snow pants.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
I got a new tongue for Christmas.
Do you l-l-l-like it?
And get this.
I can talk faster now.
♪ Hey, filly, Billy, Billy ♪ ♪ Hi, filly, ho, Billy ♪ ♪ Who, Billy?
You, Billy ♪ ♪ Me, Billy, we, Billy ♪ I admire your tongue, weird boy, but soon the Moon's light will bathe us like helpless babies, so I must go.
Bye, boys.
Who the is that?
Her name is Sllort.
She's Swedish, and her sled is made of whale bones.
She's the perfect addition to our crew.
Ha, good luck with that.
You guys are nerds, and hot girls hang with cools.
When school starts, she'll see there are better options and ditch you.
Damn, he may have a point.
Hey, if you're thinking about expanding, who has a tongue that can point to his own face and wants to be in your crew?
This guy.
Regarding Sllort, I wish we had more time to solidify things with her.
Then we'd be so tight that she'd never consider leaving us.
Sure, whatever.
Lollipop time!
♪♪ A thousand bucks the guy with the beard is the killer.
That's Papa Smurf, and for the last time, there hasn't been a murder.
Feels a little warm in here.
Huh, yeah.
Yeah, that's what...
I noticed that earlier.
70?
Well, that's high.
Anyone know anything about this?
Oh, I turned it up.
Klaus, we keep the thermostat at 68 around here.
Sorry, it was freezing last night, so I just nudged it up a tad.
Oh, Klaus just nudged it up a tad.
I knew this day was coming.
He's out of control.
I'm out of control?
For sure.
He's off the rails.
What the hell is going on?
Ah, there's the language.
Okay!
Okay!
I didn't realize it was such a big deal!
I promise it won't happen again!
And here come the lies.
Look what you're doing to our family!
What are we going to do?
I'll tell you what we're not going to do...
take that trip out of town we've been looking forward to.
We can't leave a maniac like this in our home.
I hope it was worth it!
Aah!
I was cold.
♪♪ Give it up for our new foreign exchange student, Sllort.
Now, this wouldn't be a true exchange if we didn't give her school somebody back, so, uh...
you, Dead Tooth, see you next semester!
Aah!
Aah!
Sllort has prepared a few words to introduce herself.
And now a riddle...
I possess a head and a tail, but a body I do not have.
What am I?
A coin.
A simple coin!
Amazing.
Riddles are back, baby!
See?
She'll be scooped up by the cools in no time.
I'm not worried about it.
Principal Lewis, you have to see this!
The school has been vandalized!
So?
I don't care about this place.
It's about you!
Call the cops.
_ Who would slander a good man like this?
Oh.
And what's this big blue and yellow thing?
That is the flag of Sweden.
Well, that's a little suspicious.
You are literally the only person, faculty included, who knows that.
And what's this?
Just as I thought, spray paint.
Sllort, you're suspended.
Looks like we just got some bonus time.
Police coming through!
You're under arrest.
Arrest her for a little graffiti?
No, for a little murder.
You see that dumpster?
We found a dead body in it this morning.
Man, look at that crazy thing.
The body was next to some blue and yellow spray-paint cans.
So once you guys found the vandal, we had our murderer.
This wasn't part of the plan.
Told you she'd ditch you for the cools.
When it comes to cool, cops are the tops!
♪♪ We just wanted time to become better friends with Sllort, not get her arrested for murder.
We have to come clean.
Then we'd get arrested, and Sllort would never talk to us again.
Hey, what if we solve the murder ourselves?
I-If we find the real killer, she'll be released, and she'll never know we framed her.
That's true.
Then she'll think we're supercool.
This murder might actually be a blessing in disguise.
Great.
It's a plan.
Now can we talk about that murder victim?
He had no head.
Imagine getting as far as he did in life with that handicap only to wind up murdered.
♪♪ You have to believe me.
I did not send that man's soul to the land of 1,000 screams.
A, that's adorable, and B, we believe you.
Don't worry.
We're going to find the real killer so the cops have to release you.
Oh, I-I guess we're announcing other people's ideas now.
That's cool.
Anyway, we're going to fix this, Sllort.
Thank you.
What are you doing here, Billy?
I use my new tongue on the prisoners!
To read books to them.
What about you guys?
We're on a mission to find the real killer so the cops release Sllort.
Hey.
I could be your guy here in the lab.
The police lab?
They don't let kid...
5:00!
Happy hour!
Happy hour!
Hey, Billy.
You mind locking up?
Glug, glug, glug!
Right!
That's what I'm talking about!
Time to drink!
♪♪ Guess who just watched a very one-sided fistfight at the mall?
Klaus, you need help.
Not as bad as the guy at the mall.
This is Elijah.
He's an animal behaviorist.
Wait.
Is this about that thermostat thing?
If we need to put him down, we're ready to have that conversation.
Before we get to that, let's talk about taking back control.
Would you like a cookie?
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what Stan is doing.
I certainly don't know what Hayley is doing.
I don't know what any of us are doing.
I'm a nihilist!
All I care about are material pleasures!
Why haven't you given me the cookie yet?
What was that?
Have another cookie.
Every time you click that thing, I get another treat.
Do more.
♪♪ Forget the treats.
Those clicks are giving me all the juice I need.
Looks like my work is done.
You guys mind if I take a bath before I leave?
Hey!
I think I found a clue.
The cops left one of the corpse's gloves.
How do you know it's the corpse's?
The hand is still in it.
And look at these.
Orange burs like the ones at the sledding hill.
Whoa!
Could Old Man Powell have done it?
He has threatened our lives before.
Guess we better go check it out.
-Barry, you coming?
-Aah!
I think I actually know this raccoon!
Yep, this is the guy!
The old man said he'd kill us if we ever came back.
Yeah, so maybe try zip-a the lip-as, you curlicued bullhorn.
I've never noticed this before.
♪♪ ♪♪ You got the flu, buddy?
These are the same markings from the body.
Old Man Powell is the killer!
We got to tell the cops!
Old man is not here.
He must be on the run, which means he's the murderer.
Case closed.
Sorry.
That's what I'm talking about!
Time to drink!
You said you would get me out, and you did.
I knew I could trust you.
Shall we celebrate with some sledding?
I was going to suggest a good old-fashioned ransacking.
All right!
All right!
Check out this grandfather clock!
Trash that shit!
♪♪ Well, it's 6:00.
We promised we'd go see Tuttle's new game room.
I hope he has pinball!
Klaus, turn off the TV.
Ah.
If anyone has something funny to say, now would be the time.
I don't know why you're complaining.
He had pinball.
Yeah, but Tuttle stayed.
I thought we were going to have the room to ourselves.
Jesus, Klaus.
Don't you think you've had enough of that thing?
Aw.
Don't want you getting too used to this.
It'll lose its power.
You can't get me hooked on something and then just take it away!
That's called McRibbing someone, Stan, and it's torture!
♪♪ Mmm.
A call?
Have I missed it?
Hey, Billy.
The cops let Sllort go.
Turns out Old Man Powell did it, so we'll see you at school or something or whatever.
Aw, they never saw me in my lab coat.
Yep, Old Man Powell, but wait.
This is the victim sample.
You are the first real friends I have ever had.
You guys are the best.
No, you're the breast.
So if Old Man Powell is the corpse, then the skin under his fingernails will tell us who the real killer is.
Species unknown?
What about these cuts?
The police said they were nicks from shaving, but I'm having doubts.
Whoa.
♪♪ Hailing from Scandinavia, they appear human until hit by moonlight.
Soon the Moon's light will bathe us like helpless babies.
They speak in riddles...
What am I?
A coin.
...and consume raw flesh.
♪♪ Hi, Billy.
Whoa, what a babe.
Sllort is not a babe.
She's a troll, and her name is even "troll" backwards, well, "trolls," close enough.
I must warn my friends!
♪♪ I want to tell you a secret I have never told anyone.
That's an easy ignore.
Go on.
I haven't been completely honest with you.
Before you say anything, we have something we should tell you, too.
We actually framed you for the vandalism.
We were afraid you were going to ditch us for the cool kids.
What?
You betray Sllort?
No, no, no, no!
Th-This is good.
W-We're getting it all out in the open, right?
Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
I'm just going to...
♪♪ ...kill you!
Aah!
Oh, my God!
Die!
If you're going to kill us, can you at least tell us your secret first?
Sorry, I-I-I-I-I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this.
You're a troll?
Uh, hello.
Hi.
Yes.
Cool.
Well, thanks for catching us up.
♪♪ I was foolish to think I'd finally found humans who I could trust with my secret.
You die now!
My precious boys, I must warn them about that murderous troll!
Huh.
Do I really want to walk across town with these babies ready to rip?
I guess I got to shoot them to unload them.
Oh!
No, my precious boys!
♪♪ I'm back from the framers.
Oh, it's perfect.
The only question is where to hang it.
Where will the most people see it?
I'm thinking front door.
I'll get a hammer and nail.
The clicks.
Francine!
Oh, no.
He'll be in here for the rest of his life if we don't do something.
Yeah, in here, not messing up our house.
You know what that means?
We can finally go...
Out of town.
Oh, Stan, I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
Out of town!
Out of town!
Out of town!
Out of...
This clumsiness thing you've got going on, keep it up when we're out of town.
I'm digging it.
She's a monster.
You'd think she'd be faster or slower but not our exact speed.
We can hide in there!
Yes, we'll be safe in the murder cave.
♪♪ ♪♪ Don't move a muscle.
What are you doing?
I was up late last night.
I need a pick-me-up.
♪♪ Barry.
♪♪ Okay.
I think she's gone.
Totally.
Let's go to the arcade.
♪♪ It's a dead end!
♪♪ Ugh!
♪♪ Guys, we can't leave her!
She'll die!
You talking about troll head?
Listen.
This all happened because we were afraid Sllort would find out who we really are and wouldn't like us.
Well, that's what she's had to deal with her whole life.
Ugh, you're such a sensitive boy, Steve, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Let's save that troll!
♪♪ Huh?
Where am I?
♪♪ Whoa.
All right.
Let's go.
We're trapped!
Hmm.
♪♪ Uh, Shrek, please.
What?
It's a play on, "Check, please," because she's an ogre like Shrek.
Actually, she's a troll.
Oh, are there any famous trolls that rhyme with "check"?
Great last words, guys.
Uh...
No, no, no, no.
No, my clicks!
There's got to be something else!
Oh, garbage!
Ugh!
Oh, oh, ooh, oh, yes, that's it.
This is nice, getting out of town.
_ Pack it up.
Klaus is back at the thermostat.
Fine.
Just let me throw the towels in the toilet and leave the faucet running.
♪♪ This is it, guys, and as our friend charter dictates, we go out our way.
♪♪ Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Aah!
Are we in heaven?
If we were in heaven, the kiss would still be happening.
Sllort, I-I thought you were going to kill us.
Why didn't you?
Because you came back for me.
Maybe I can trust you after all.
This is awesome.
Our new best friend is a troll.
We're going to get into so many monster-y shenanigans.
I hope I'm ready for this next spooky chapter of my life.
Um, about that, I'm hot, and my visa is only for one year.
So I really just want to focus on hanging out with hot guys and hella cool girls while I'm here.
Ouch, but I'd probably do the same thing.
Oh, shit, I didn't do my winter-break reading assignment!
Bye!
Have a great time!