Show: Rescue Me - 4x7

Previously on rescue me... 2 00:00:02,730 --> 00:00:04,190 You must be the new probie,huh? 3 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:05,600 I'm shawn. 4 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:08,280 He doesn't cook,he doesn't clean,he doesn't scrub,he doesn't shine, 5 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:10,610 - he doesn't get his balls busted. - What does he do? 6 00:00:10,660 --> 00:00:12,300 He plays hoops. 7 00:00:12,340 --> 00:00:14,320 Oh... 8 00:00:14,850 --> 00:00:19,510 is this tommy's remote control? Are these his sunglasses? 9 00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:22,910 I just wanted a little something of his. 10 00:00:22,950 --> 00:00:25,230 I just wanted a little piece of tommy for myself. 11 00:00:25,270 --> 00:00:27,710 Hey,franco,it's alicia. 12 00:00:27,730 --> 00:00:29,230 Call me,baby. 13 00:00:29,590 --> 00:00:32,300 - So what? - So go see her. 14 00:00:32,330 --> 00:00:34,380 - What? - Go see alicia. 15 00:00:34,420 --> 00:00:36,880 You say you're absolutely sure that I'm all you want. 16 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:37,720 So go see her. 17 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:39,620 I want you to give me that baby. 18 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:40,500 You're crazy. 19 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,280 No!I hate when you call me crazy! Just listen to me. 20 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,750 I love this baby,and that baby loves me. 21 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:47,970 I'll tell you what you should be sorry about, 22 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,550 is giving me that bullshit story 23 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:51,700 about how I couldn't get it up the night of the fire, 24 00:00:51,730 --> 00:00:53,440 just so you can get your hands on the insurance money. 25 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:55,480 And now you're gonna use that insurance money to try to buy my-- 26 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:59,040 my--my son,or my brother's son or whatever the hell he is,huh? 27 00:00:59,070 --> 00:01:00,850 I'm sorry that it sounds so cold, 28 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,440 but jesus christ,he doesn't even have a name yet! 29 00:01:03,470 --> 00:01:05,110 Ok,where are the batteries? 30 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:08,150 I thought we were supposed to be having a break from the sex,ok? 31 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:09,590 Getting to know each other. 32 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:13,620 It has taken me 35 years to start having sex.35 years,ok? 33 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:15,560 Don't make me feel dirty for having an appetite. 34 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:18,390 Most guys,they would kill to be in your shoes. 35 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,730 Kenny,are you ok? 36 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,770 Just get out of my house. 37 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:27,780 Dude,this is a complete misunderstanding. 38 00:01:27,810 --> 00:01:30,060 I understand completely. 39 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,500 You screwed the woman I love. 40 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,180 Well,I snuck into mike's mom's house like you guys told me to. 41 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,900 Found out what he was hiding--gay parents. 42 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,150 Found these pictures in the back of the closet. 43 00:01:39,170 --> 00:01:40,930 I actually,uh, 44 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,590 when I was over there,I also,um, 45 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,480 I set his mom's house on fire. 46 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:56,330 We caught a live one,2 floors involved,third and fourth about to happen. 47 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:57,650 Saddle up,boys! 48 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:59,130 All right,probie,hope you're ready for this. 49 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:00,840 You're not supposed to call me probie. 50 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:03,080 Hey,I call you what you are,asshole,all right? 51 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:05,980 We jump off the rig,you get on my ass and you stay there. 52 00:02:06,010 --> 00:02:08,420 Hang on for dear goddamn life. 53 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,050 No,it's gotta be done now. 54 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,110 62 just pulled up. 55 00:02:20,130 --> 00:02:22,490 All right,hold on,hold on. All right,62's here. 56 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:26,000 - 62,62. - yeah,what do we got? 57 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:28,460 Take 71's bucket up there. 58 00:02:28,490 --> 00:02:30,240 - What? - Take 71's bucket up. 59 00:02:30,270 --> 00:02:31,820 - Got it. - God damn it. 60 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:34,110 Where's the lad come on,let's roll. 61 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:35,870 What the hell's going on? 62 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:37,720 - Oh,jesus christ. - Let's go! 63 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,660 Jesus christ. 64 00:02:39,690 --> 00:02:41,850 Tommy,get the probe and get in the bucket. 65 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:45,230 - Raise the ladder.Let's go! - Ok,let's go. 66 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:48,000 ****** get the fucking closer! 67 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:50,240 **** ******* 68 00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:54,350 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 69 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:13,450 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync: YTET- colleen 70 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:29,160 Rescue Me Season 4 Episode 07 71 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,800 Hey. 72 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:37,130 - Jesus. - I know. 73 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:39,420 Hey. You all right? 74 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:41,340 Yeah. 75 00:09:41,370 --> 00:09:43,100 Nice work. 76 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,250 What's wrong? 77 00:09:52,770 --> 00:09:56,940 - Hey,we--we,uh-- - Jesus christ. 78 00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:59,770 They're all burned up,tom. 79 00:09:59,790 --> 00:10:00,670 - But we just-- - they must have... 80 00:10:00,710 --> 00:10:02,340 They must have been dead before you got there. 81 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:04,310 What went wrong,man? We had them in the bucket. 82 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:05,590 We had to go back and get the mom. 83 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:08,820 Tommy,we thought we had three. At least. 84 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:13,970 Did all we could,man. 85 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:17,780 - Seven? - Seven. 86 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,760 Jesus christ. 87 00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:27,040 Yeah,well, 88 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:31,380 where the hell is he right now 89 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,030 You all right? 90 00:10:57,610 --> 00:10:59,350 Mickey mantle. 91 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:01,760 What? 92 00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:05,210 Number seven. The mick. 93 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,620 Tommy,we did everything we could. 94 00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:19,730 Yeah... 95 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,980 yeah. 96 00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:37,200 All right,here's what I'm gonna say. 97 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:47,800 You know,a lot of us,me included,we say that 98 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,480 the heroes are the guys that don't make it back to the house. 99 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,590 And tonight you're my goddamned heroes. 100 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:58,740 That was a ball buster,and every one of you did what you were supposed to do, 101 00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:01,270 including the new guy. 102 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:04,500 I'm goddamn proud to be working with a crew like this. 103 00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:06,090 Any minute now that alarm's gonna go, 104 00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:10,180 and we will have to make a run because some fat broad got her big ass stuck in a tub, 105 00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:13,270 or some asshole went off the rails on the west side highway. 106 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:16,670 He's all banged up,but he's still alive 'cause he's high as a goddamned kite, 107 00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:21,710 and we are gonna gonna answer those calls the same way we answered this one tonight. 108 00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:26,150 Balls to the wall,gentlemen. 109 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:31,740 If anybody needs me,I'm gonna be in my office. 110 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:37,330 Call my wife and kids,and I'm gonn and I'm gonna have a nice big mug of jack daniels. 111 00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:45,140 - Kid. - Yeah? 112 00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:47,000 Good job tonight. 113 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:51,460 Not just savin' that kid,but... 114 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:54,930 pulling me in when I was going off the side. 115 00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:59,490 - It's good. - Thanks,bro.Thanks. 116 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,470 I'm sick of macaroni and cheese! 117 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,150 Well,eat it anyway. 118 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:22,460 - And where's the phone? - How the hell should I know? 119 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,310 Hey,watch your mouth,young lady. 120 00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:28,320 Hello? 121 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:32,140 - Hey,how you doin'? - How am I doing? 122 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,850 Hey! 123 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,010 Go back there,sit back there and 124 00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:36,470 - finish your dinner. - I don't want it! 125 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,580 Hey,keep your voice down! 126 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,520 Get back here! 127 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:45,760 Oh,god damn it,kathleen marie gavin,get your ass back to this table! 128 00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:50,030 What do you want? 129 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:53,660 I'm just callin',checkin' in,see how you-- 130 00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:54,860 you know,make sure you guys are ok. 131 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:58,070 Yeah.We're all right. What gives? 132 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,820 Nothin',honey.I just-- 133 00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:04,360 What,you called to say nothing? 134 00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:10,120 I--I called because I was just thinkin' of you guys,and-- 135 00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:11,260 What? 136 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,920 All right,so,katie's in a bad mood? 137 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:16,030 Yeah. 138 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:17,890 She's not near the baby,is she? 139 00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:19,770 Oh,jesus,no. 140 00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,560 Thank god. He's fast asleep. 141 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:23,990 - How? - What do you mean,how? 142 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,610 Benadryl. 143 00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:29,260 - What? - I--well-- 144 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:32,760 - I didn't say anything. - Yeah,you didn't have to. 145 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:36,260 Look,just remember that katie and I are going to that trunk show tomorrow night. 146 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:37,990 Yeah,I got it,yep. 147 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,650 And colleen called,by the way. She needs more money. 148 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,290 Ok,um... 149 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:44,840 Ok,that's all that you have to say? 150 00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:47,590 Well,I'll go over there and,you know-- 151 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:48,680 Yeah,you're gonna call her and 152 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:52,400 end up forking over another 400 bucks or so that we can't afford, 153 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,670 to buy her some jeans or a new chair or whatever 154 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:58,720 to try to get her to stay in contact with you. 155 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,020 - Honey-- - Hello? 156 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,970 What? 157 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,780 I gotta go. 158 00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:40,010 Faith is the bridge between you and God. 159 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:50,830 We must make the choice ourselves. 160 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,260 Hey. 161 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:09,540 Hate to say I told you so,but told you so. 162 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,360 What? 163 00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:14,710 Hey! 164 00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,770 This faith you 165 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:45,020 must pass onto your children - who do not have the power 166 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:49,840 to find it on their own. 167 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:10,790 In other news,it is confirmed now that a total of 7 children and one female adult 168 00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:14,340 died in what has become known as the baby fire. 169 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,170 Come on,guys. 170 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:18,110 Hey,oh! 171 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,270 The mom died last night. 172 00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:23,700 - What? - Yeah. 173 00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:25,060 She was fine when we left. 174 00:18:25,090 --> 00:18:27,350 Yeah,her heart gave out at the hospital. 175 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,010 Read 'em and weep,guys. 176 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:38,300 Needles brought me up to date. I sent him back over to his family... 177 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,720 - jesus christ. - It was a mess,chief. 178 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,170 One a the worst I ever saw. 179 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,240 Paper says it was a space heater. 180 00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:47,210 First floor,the curtains went up and 181 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,840 the mother runs out of the apartment to warn the neighbors.She leaves the door open. 182 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,070 The fire follows her right up,up the stairs like a goddamn chimney. 183 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:55,000 God. 184 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,090 I talked to eddie meehan.He's over there right now,and he says 185 00:18:58,130 --> 00:19:00,680 the goddamn staircase is alligatored. 186 00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:03,910 They didn't stand a chance. 187 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,980 Oh,shit. 188 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,310 Sorry,guys. 189 00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:10,410 Hey,guys. 190 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,750 - Hey. - Hey. 191 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:13,700 The mom died,garrity. 192 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,070 You're kidding. 193 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,010 No. It's a sin. 194 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,790 Shit. 195 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:23,240 Oh,boy. 196 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:26,640 Well,all that shit I said to you last night-- 197 00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:28,350 About what a kick-ass job I did? 198 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,270 Yeah. You did. 199 00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:31,770 I heard he was cool as a cucumber. 200 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,100 - He was,man. - I was... 201 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,750 except for that part where you disappeared. 202 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:38,030 That scared the shit out of me. 203 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:39,550 Yeah,I know. I know.It-- 204 00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:41,690 it scared me,too. I--I couldn't find her. 205 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,200 But... 206 00:19:43,230 --> 00:19:44,770 pretty much,it's everything,everything you did last night. 207 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,670 The T.O.Catch-- That-- 208 00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:47,740 Me--me pullin' you back in? 209 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,210 Yeah,and... 210 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,120 all that,man.Straight goddamn a's across the board. 211 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:54,150 But I don't want you to start believing that that means I'm not gonna... 212 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,470 continue to bust your balls around here. 213 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,890 'Cause I don't like your political views,your religious views, 214 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,330 or your general sort of,you know,"kiss my black ass" attitude. 215 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:02,850 - Right back at you. - Enough,enough,ok? 216 00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:06,520 - Hey. - Hey. 217 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,750 What you doin'? 218 00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:09,900 Taking down the tommy pictures. 219 00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:11,260 Oh. 220 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:14,600 - The shrine? - The shrine,yeah. 221 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,900 That's funny,by the way. 222 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,310 Oh,yeah. Well,does,uh... 223 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,630 does that mean you want me to come over?'Cause... 224 00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:22,880 I'm all fresh. 225 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,920 No. No,definitely not. 226 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:30,290 Well,then,why are you taking down the pictures? 227 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,480 'Cause he sucks. 228 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,060 You see the paper this morning? 229 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,380 No. 230 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:39,060 7 kids died in a fire that tommy and his crew were at last night--7. 231 00:20:39,090 --> 00:20:41,020 Not one kid made it out alive. 232 00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:43,920 And here I am thinkin' he's a hero. Asshole. 233 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:45,630 Wait--wait a minute.Listen-- 234 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:48,280 You know what? Just don't call me anymore. 235 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,810 Come on! Come on! 236 00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:53,430 That's it! That's it! 237 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,840 That's it! 238 00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,430 Come on,franco! That's it. 239 00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:02,900 Let's go! Boo! 240 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,880 Yes! 241 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,410 Come on! 242 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:14,870 Come on,move it! 243 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,460 Come o come on! Yeah. 244 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:20,630 Yes! Yes! 245 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:22,100 Yes! Yes! 246 00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:27,560 Hey,you,mike! Eyes front. 247 00:21:29,510 --> 00:21:31,390 Come on,ace,put it up there. Put it up there. 248 00:21:31,430 --> 00:21:33,180 Yes! Yes,ace! 249 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,490 Yes! 250 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,080 Yes! 251 00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:43,140 Time-out! Come on! 252 00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:48,770 All right,bring her around,boys. Bring her around. 253 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,550 Jesus,kid. You're a goddamn gold mine. 254 00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:51,670 Way to go. Way to go! 255 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:52,620 Amazing,man. Keep it up. 256 00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:55,140 All right,you guys get some drinks and stuff,ok?Good. 257 00:21:55,170 --> 00:21:56,580 Tell them to guard their man! 258 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:57,830 What are you doing? 259 00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,950 You guys aren't doing anything right.I mean-- 260 00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:01,930 Maybe we should... 261 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,170 - maybe we should have a,uh-- - Huddle. 262 00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:05,890 Yeah,huddle. A huddle. 263 00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:08,840 Definitely. We need a huddle. 264 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,800 - Our uniforms are great. - They're awesome. 265 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,400 Right. Go. 266 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,720 Ok,guys,ok. 267 00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,340 All right,uh... 268 00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:20,970 uh,I got nothing to say,because you guys are playing like the goddamn celtics out there. 269 00:22:21,010 --> 00:22:24,900 It's just amazing-- I mean,the the larry bird 1980s championship celtics,ok? 270 00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:27,600 I mean,I got no notes,you know. 271 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:29,690 So,um,what I think we should do, 272 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,430 just to make things look better is, 273 00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:35,670 I'm gonna draw,uh,a giant vagina on this little board right here. 274 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,550 And while I'm doing that,you guys all make it look like I'm drawing some-- 275 00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:41,100 some strategy thing,ok,instead of a vagina-- 276 00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:44,230 the kind of vagina that I'm drawing,you know,which really is the point of all this. 277 00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:47,630 I mean,it's really the reason why,you know,you play sports--is to meet girls. 278 00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:48,920 So,what I want you to do is,I want you to 279 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,620 look at this giant black-and-white vagina that I'm drawing down here. 280 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:54,210 But I want you to go out and I want you to score another 55 points, 281 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:56,730 and we can all get laid,and we can all make more money.Ok? 282 00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:58,020 So,on 3? Vagina. 283 00:22:58,050 --> 00:23:00,190 - 1,2,3. - Vagina! 284 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,970 Yes! Let's go! 285 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,850 - Excuse me,guys. - Sure. 286 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,560 Hey. 287 00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:14,020 - Great game. - Yeah,yeah.The new kid's a charm. 288 00:23:14,050 --> 00:23:16,730 So,did you see me up there?You know-- 289 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,480 Yes.Yeah,yeah,I did. 290 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,250 And,um,I can't--I can't do this anymore. 291 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,170 Yeah,no,me neither. It is so drafty up there. 292 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,040 No,not that. 293 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:27,870 I mean,that,you know,I can do all day,or most of the day,actually. 294 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,040 At some point I'd probably have to climb up and take a closer look. 295 00:23:31,070 --> 00:23:33,080 Um,I'm talking about us. 296 00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:35,620 You know,I--I,um... 297 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,790 I just think that we're,you know,done. 298 00:23:38,810 --> 00:23:39,680 Uh,unless-- 299 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,400 Listen,I'm sorry,you know,about what happened. 300 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,750 But I can't really apologize more than that.I made a mistake. 301 00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:47,200 And now I'm ready to move forward-- 302 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,860 quickly,you know,very 303 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:49,430 - forward-- - Yeah,look-- 304 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:52,280 Very fast. Look,theresa,ok? 305 00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:53,650 It's just that... 306 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,770 you know,I've come to this realization after 307 00:23:56,790 --> 00:24:02,810 4 1/2 decades on this godforsaken chocolate-filled planet that... 308 00:24:03,390 --> 00:24:05,830 you know,I want a kid. 309 00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:07,960 You know? Kids? 310 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,420 A couple,maybe. 311 00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:11,100 Oh. 312 00:24:12,990 --> 00:24:18,700 Now,was that a kind of a,"oh,me,too,I want kids" kind of an "oh"? 313 00:24:18,730 --> 00:24:20,280 No. No. 314 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,530 I taught kids for 10 years-- 315 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,410 10 long,loud,B.O.-Filled years. 316 00:24:25,450 --> 00:24:28,330 And I just-- I don't really like kids. I hate kids. 317 00:24:28,370 --> 00:24:32,130 They're just giant germ factories... 318 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,840 really. 319 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,630 Oh. 320 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,470 Tha That was... 321 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:41,750 sort of a death-knell type of "oh." 322 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,170 Oh,yeah,yeah. 323 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,280 - Yeah. - Yeah,that's what that was. 324 00:24:45,310 --> 00:24:46,510 That--yeah. 325 00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:49,510 - All righty,then. - Ok.So,uh... 326 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,050 - I'll see you. - Yeah. 327 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,930 Great. 328 00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:54,750 Oh! Wait.You know what? 329 00:24:54,790 --> 00:24:56,550 There's,uh,just one more thing. 330 00:24:56,580 --> 00:25:00,210 I'm gonna need to get my handcuffs and my whip and my leather lingerie back-- 331 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,860 also the box of edible panties would be... 332 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,770 - great. - I,uh... 333 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,000 I ate all the edible panties. 334 00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:09,250 You... 335 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,650 ate panties. 336 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,120 Chocolate-flavored? 337 00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:17,600 Yeah,and,uh... 338 00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:20,050 vanilla and strawberry. We had A... 339 00:25:20,070 --> 00:25:22,680 neapolitan thing going. 340 00:25:22,710 --> 00:25:25,360 - My man. - Yeah. 341 00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:28,840 - Mira mi munequita linda! - Daddy! 342 00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:31,130 Oh,my god,look at you. 343 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,350 You're so big. 344 00:25:32,370 --> 00:25:34,340 - I grew. - You sure did. 345 00:25:34,370 --> 00:25:36,230 I mean,my gosh,you're all grown up. 346 00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:37,960 Are you married? You got kids,or what? 347 00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:40,700 Mommy says I shouldn't get married until I'm 30. 348 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,480 She says I have to figure out my own life and my own power 349 00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:45,530 before I can be with somebody else. 350 00:25:45,570 --> 00:25:48,920 Your own power,huh? Well,mommy's very smart. 351 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,940 Honey,why don't you change into your,uh,other clothes?Your play clothes? 352 00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:54,940 And daddy's gonna take you for some ice cream. 353 00:25:55,350 --> 00:25:58,120 And ask donald where the puppy's leash is, 354 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,580 - and then you can take her with you,too. - Don't leave without me. 355 00:26:00,610 --> 00:26:03,290 You know I'm not gonna do that,baby. 356 00:26:03,990 --> 00:26:05,710 - My god,she's grown a foot. - I know! 357 00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:07,910 I know,well,not quite,but give her another few weeks. 358 00:26:07,950 --> 00:26:09,830 I mean,you should see how much she eats.It's staggering. 359 00:26:09,870 --> 00:26:11,460 Yeah. 360 00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:13,860 Well,you're looking good. 361 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:15,710 So do you. You look good,too. 362 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,030 Thanks. 363 00:26:17,050 --> 00:26:19,710 - So,you're back. - Yep. 364 00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:21,800 Well,how long you plan on staying? 365 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,570 Uh,permanently,possibly. 366 00:26:24,590 --> 00:26:27,170 - Uh,I thought you liked europe. - I love europe. 367 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,810 And,I mean,it was even more wonderful seeing it through her eyes. 368 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,660 She's so smart and joyful and curious. 369 00:26:34,690 --> 00:26:36,910 Oh,we had a blast. I... 370 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:39,550 made some scrapbooks with her, 371 00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:42,090 of all the different cities we've been in. 372 00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:47,750 - This one is,uh,from venice. - Venice? 373 00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:50,520 I think that was one of our favorite places. 374 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:52,380 Uh,yup. See? 375 00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:54,350 - Wow. - Here we are,you know. 376 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,490 - Cool,huh? - Yeah. 377 00:26:56,510 --> 00:27:00,890 I still feel so bad-- her cheating on you... 378 00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:04,610 with me. That bitch. 379 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,830 Well,you know,it's not the first time she cheated on anyone. 380 00:27:09,850 --> 00:27:12,130 So,she's done it before. 381 00:27:12,150 --> 00:27:14,580 She was a nun when I met her.So,technically, 382 00:27:14,610 --> 00:27:17,040 you know,she was married to jesus. 383 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:19,350 I guess that makes you the other man,huh? 384 00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:22,140 That's a mighty impressive takeaway on your part. 385 00:27:22,170 --> 00:27:25,100 Yeah,well,I'm real proud about that... 386 00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:27,610 even if it means I'm taking the express train to hell. 387 00:27:27,630 --> 00:27:29,660 But,look,it was worth it,right? 388 00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:32,750 Uh... 389 00:27:32,790 --> 00:27:35,080 not really. 390 00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:38,850 But,you know... 391 00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:42,140 I mean,you're family,mike. 392 00:27:42,170 --> 00:27:44,380 That's what's important--family,you know? 393 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:46,080 That... 394 00:27:46,110 --> 00:27:48,410 that unbreakable bond. 395 00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:52,500 And I'm willing to forgive and forget. 396 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,590 Bros before hos,right? 397 00:27:56,610 --> 00:27:58,810 - Bros before hos. - Great. 398 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,650 Now,let's get shitfaced and make it official. 399 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,240 One night we couldn't sleep and... 400 00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:09,530 so,we got up and we started wandering around all the canals 401 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,340 and all the little kind of twisty... 402 00:28:12,370 --> 00:28:15,390 back alleys and,gosh,it was so quiet. 403 00:28:15,430 --> 00:28:17,850 It was magical,really.And... 404 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,270 as the sun was coming up and the fog burned away, 405 00:28:20,310 --> 00:28:22,490 she turned to me and she said, 406 00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:25,890 "you know,we should bring daddy here sometime." 407 00:28:25,910 --> 00:28:28,290 It really pissed me off. 408 00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:33,260 She wants you in her life. 409 00:28:33,290 --> 00:28:35,390 She needs you. 410 00:28:35,410 --> 00:28:37,560 We need you. 411 00:28:38,330 --> 00:28:42,050 So,I was thinking maybe we should give it another go. 412 00:28:44,330 --> 00:28:46,740 I,uh... 413 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,660 alicia,I--I kind of-- I met someone--a girl. 414 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,240 You met a girl? No,you're kidding.Not you. 415 00:28:54,270 --> 00:28:55,980 It's--it's serious. 416 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:58,650 What does that mean? Like,a week or something? 417 00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:01,260 I gave her a ring. 418 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,100 So... 419 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,890 - this is love. - I guess so. 420 00:29:07,910 --> 00:29:11,080 I mean,yeah,um,totally. Yeah,it's love. 421 00:29:11,110 --> 00:29:12,720 So,when is the big day? 422 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:15,480 Oh,haven't gotten that far yet,but,uh... 423 00:29:15,510 --> 00:29:18,650 Well,she knows about keela and--and us? 424 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:21,310 Yeah,yeah. 425 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:27,490 - And you're happy? - Yeah. 426 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:32,130 So,I guess you won't be moving in here anytime soon. 427 00:29:32,150 --> 00:29:34,610 - Uh,no. - Just checking.Ok. 428 00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:41,590 well,I'm happy for you. 429 00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:44,150 - I'm really happy for you. - Thank you. 430 00:29:44,180 --> 00:29:47,520 I--I guess we'll work something out.Like,maybe on every other weekend,or-- 431 00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:50,020 except,of course,you've got a schedule problem sometimes. 432 00:29:50,050 --> 00:29:52,020 But we could think about,um-- 433 00:29:52,050 --> 00:29:53,700 We don't--we don't have to figure it out right now. 434 00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:55,370 We got,uh... 435 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,410 - time. - Yeah,we've got time. 436 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,190 - Hey. - Hi!That was fast. 437 00:30:00,210 --> 00:30:02,190 Ok,I'm ready for ice cream. Let's go. 438 00:30:02,230 --> 00:30:03,550 Yeah,ice cream. Sounds good. 439 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:04,920 Right! All right. 440 00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:07,230 I want mommy to come. 441 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:12,220 I want you and mommy and me to all be together. 442 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,170 Uh... 443 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,630 I think that maybe this is a time for you 444 00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:19,350 to have a special time with daddy all to yourself. 445 00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:20,050 - Yeah? - Ok. 446 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:24,570 And,um,I'm gonna stay here and have some mommy time all to myself,all right? 447 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,960 - Ok. - Ok. 448 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:28,340 - All right,let's go. - And no ice cream for penny. 449 00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:29,920 - Ok. - Ok. 450 00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:31,460 You guys have fun. 451 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,560 - Ok.All right. - Be back soon. 452 00:30:33,590 --> 00:30:35,430 Yeah. 453 00:31