Show: Charmed - 5x11
{295}{366}I think it'll help us|put a serious dent in Cole.
{370}{441}We've tried everything to vanquish|him, but nothing works, okay?
{445}{503}So I just say we watch our backs,|and get on with our lives.
{507}{557}Speaking of which,|do you think eye of newt {561}{607}would work on the woman|that's trying to sue me?
{620}{692}- Is she demonic?|- Well, she's demonically stupid.
{696}{783}Paige, I am seriously worried that|I'm gonna lose my job over this.
{787}{843}For giving bad advice|in your column?
{847}{905}No, the advice wasn't bad.|I never told her she should {909}{937}leave the guy at the altar.
{941}{996}Either way, what happened|to freedom of the press?
{1000}{1120}Well, apparently some dirtbag lawyer|is finding a way around it.
{1289}{1327}Paige?
{1441}{1470}Paige, are you okay?
{1541}{1603}Paige, can you hear me?
{1639}{1682}Are you okay?
{1701}{1745}Paige.
Paige.
{2430}{2476}Can I get you another drink, sir?
{2480}{2515}Cole.
{2567}{2621}- How'd it go?|- It was beautiful.
{2625}{2679}- Was the other driver hurt?|- Yeah.
{2692}{2750}- Good.|- All you gotta do is a little mind control {2754}{2839}on the witnesses|and maybe a cop, and we're golden.
{2865}{2902}Let's get out of here.
{2936}{2982}No time for one little dance?
{2987}{3052}Kaia, I was waiting for you earlier.
{3056}{3097}I'll make it up to you.
{3101}{3140}Boss.
{3305}{3335}You know what I want.
{5796}{5851}You're sure|you don't wanna call Leo?
{5856}{5918}No, no, it's just a mild concussion.
{5922}{5962}And besides, I don't deserve|to be healed.
{5966}{6022}I know better than to talk|on the phone when I'm driving.
{6027}{6103}- I don't know what I was thinking.|- Do you remember what happened?
{6107}{6166}I was speaking to Phoebe,|and then the next thing I know, {6170}{6241}the car just started|spinning out of control.
{6246}{6288}It's kind of like my career.
{6292}{6325}Honey, it's not that bad, is it?
{6329}{6396}I think it is.
The newspaper's lawyers|wanna meet with me, {6401}{6459}and I don't think it's because|they're huge Phoebe fans.
{6463}{6528}Well, I'll see you your career|and raise you my club.
{6534}{6580}The health inspector's|coming back today {6584}{6621}and the plumbing just exploded.|Again.
{6635}{6705}What is going on with us?|Is Mercury in retrograde?
{6709}{6755}Have you thought about|using a magical Band-Aid?
{6759}{6840}I'd do it in a heartbeat if I wasn't afraid|of the personal gain consequences.
{6844}{6918}See, this is why demons always|have the upper hand, you know?
{6922}{6976}They can use their magic|whenever they want to.
{6981}{7045}Yeah, well, you know,|that's what separates good from evil.
{7049}{7120}Yeah, I know that,|but it's still very tempting.
{7131}{7225}I mean, you could fix your plumbing,|I could turn some lawyers into toads.
{7229}{7326}Aunt Phoebe, little Wiccans|have very big ears that can hear you.
{7341}{7461}I'm sorry, baby,|I was only kidding!
Mostly.
{7465}{7524}So you gonna be okay?|Because I have to go get fired now.
{7528}{7601}You are not getting fired.|And I'm fine.
{7606}{7702}From your mouth to God's ears.|Goodbye, my little niece.
{7706}{7745}- You're smashing me.|- I love you.
{7750}{7799}Get off me!
{7836}{7913}This is no segue, but you and I|need to talk about vanquishing Cole.
{7917}{7967}Because we don't have|enough problems at the moment?
{7972}{8047}No, because he's actually our|biggest problem at the moment, okay?
{8052}{8109}Look at Phoebe,|he's totally beaten her down.
{8113}{8187}I don't know, she seemed cheerful,|considering the state of her career.
{8192}{8257}That's this wonderful thing|called denial, okay?
{8262}{8342}The Phoebe I know would|never roll over for lawyers like that.
{8346}{8410}And this morning when I was talking|to her about vanquishing Cole, {8414}{8487}she told me I was wasting my time.|I'm telling you, she is off.
{8502}{8615}All right, okay already, we'll spend the|afternoon with our noses in potions.
{8619}{8672}But can I go save the sole source|of our income first?
{8692}{8727}Yeah, go, I'll see you later.
{8732}{8813}- Are you okay to orb?|- I'm perfectly fine to orb.
Go.
{8818}{8859}All right.
{8953}{8985}Paige Matthews?
{8989}{9024}Yeah?
{9035}{9063}You're under arrest.
{9148}{9233}Felony hit and run.|She's going down.
{9237}{9283}And P3?
{9298}{9378}Health inspector's there.|Our guys are in place.
{9412}{9509}I gotta say, using the law to bring down|the Charmed Ones was genius, sir.
{9513}{9544}They'll never figure it out.
{9549}{9627}They will figure it out.|It'll just be too late.
{9639}{9670}The Halliwell manor.
{9705}{9809}The doorway to the spiritual Nexus,|all the power that we need.
{9814}{9887}Man, right under the witches' house.|Who knew?
{9896}{9933}I did.
{9937}{9984}Is that why|they're so damn strong?
{9988}{10054}Partly.
The Nexus packs a punch.
{10058}{10098}But the power can go either way.
{10102}{10158}In good hands,|good gets a power boost.
{10162}{10226}But when we tap into it, evil spreads.
{10244}{10284}- How far?|- Far enough.
{10289}{10334}The police, the politicians...
{10339}{10369}...and Phoebe.
{10393}{10503}She will be consumed by evil.|And she will finally give in to our love, {10508}{10595}and then I'll torture and kill her sisters|and we'll live happily ever after.
{10599}{10643}Sir, I thought the point of all this {10648}{10686}was to give you|the power to reorganize {10690}{10739}the underworld above ground.
{10744}{10827}Yes.
It is, it is.
But to be united, {10831}{10915}evil must have a happy leader.|And for me to be happy, I need...
{10950}{11019}- Phoebe, what are you doing here?|- I came to see you, baby.
{11023}{11085}I thought we could|have a little picnic.
{11170}{11241}Kaia, what the hell|do you think you're doing?
{11276}{11325}Damn, how'd you know it was me?
{11374}{11490}Well, for starters, Phoebe hates me.|And she doesn't drink, and, {11494}{11540}she uses a little less tongue.
{11545}{11586}Since when does a stripper|follow a guy back from work?
{11591}{11671}Hey, hey, hey, Dex, go easy.|She's got a little crush.
{11675}{11766}With all due respect, sir, Kiran demons|are manipulative vixens.
{11771}{11857}And this one has an agenda|that goes way beyond a little crush.
{11862}{11887}Sure.
{11892}{12027}She can smell power, can't you, Kaia?|Maybe she wants to be my new queen.
{12043}{12093}Just send this one away|and I'll prove my worth.
{12152}{12215}I'm afraid I can't.|I'm in love with someone else.
{12227}{12317}But I can give her to you.|I can be her.
{12346}{12376}No.
{12393}{12492}You're good for the occasional dance,|but beyond that, I need the real thing.
{12497}{12551}All right, you heard him, get out.|And stay gone.
{12555}{12592}Otherwise I'll make sure you do.
{12672}{12715}Not like that.
{12757}{12797}Go out the way you came in.
{12802}{12860}In this office,|we keep up appearances.
{12909}{12965}You want me, I can feel it.
{13049}{13092}Insolent.
{13116}{13164}Hot, though.
{13182}{13264}No.
No, no, don't do that.
Come on,|you've gotta give me another chance.
{13268}{13301}And why is that?
{13305}{13361}Because, because, because...
{13366}{13418}Because we've been in business|nearly four years {13422}{13463}and we haven't failed|an inspection yet.
{13478}{13572}Well, I'd have to disagree with that,|Mr.
Wyatt.
You failed two this week.
{13577}{13653}Yeah, but this week has been bad.|Like, strangely bad.
{13657}{13711}And we'll have the plumbing|fixed tomorrow, so, {13716}{13745}can't you just come back then?
{13749}{13856}Well, your record has been|impeccable until now...
Whoa, hello.
{13896}{13972}- Rats too.|- No!
No, we don't have rats.
{13978}{14018}We...
They don't live here.
{14023}{14078}They're just...|They're just trying to ruin my life.
{14082}{14156}Rodent infestation takes|longer than a day to clear up.
{14168}{14215}Close down, address the problem, {14219}{14288}and we'll schedule another|inspection in a few weeks.
{14293}{14341}I won't need another inspection|in a few weeks.
{14345}{14403}Because if I stay closed that long,|I'll be out of business.
{14422}{14458}I'm sorry.
There's nothing I can do.
{14462}{14515}All right, well, I'll show you out.
{14550}{14636}Where are you?|I hate you, I hate you.
Go home!
{14641}{14765}Get out of here, you plague-spreading,|club-ruining rodents!
I will get you.
{14817}{14874}Piper, what are you doing?
{14879}{14930}Diminishing the rodent population,|obviously.
{14934}{14995}Come on, honey,|we're gonna get through this.
{14999}{15104}Yeah, we will, but the club won't.
{15108}{15179}How can this be happening?|I mean, I know I've neglected the club {15183}{15248}since I've been pregnant,|but not this much.
{15252}{15300}These things happen.|It's just bad luck.
{15304}{15415}No, it is more than bad luck.|It is sabotage, it is...
{15454}{15487}It's demonic.
{15508}{15541}- What?|- Well, yeah.
{15546}{15594}Phoebe's lawsuit, {15598}{15653}Paige's accident...
{15657}{15722}No, that's it.|It's all part of it, it has to be.
{15731}{15765}- Why?|- Because I said so.
{15770}{15834}And if not, we're losing the club,|which is just not an option.
{16090}{16170}Damn.
She missed me by this much.
{16200}{16236}This way please, Miss Matthews.
{16434}{16492}- No film.|- Try the filing cabinet.
{16529}{16576}She's not going anywhere.
{16692}{16774}Why?
Why am I not going anywhere?|You've always helped us before.
{16778}{16840}With your other problems.|This is not others.
{16844}{16882}- I am not so sure.|- Paige...
{16886}{16953}I didn't do what they're saying I did.
{16957}{17056}And if anybody's trying to set me up,|it would be a de...
Others.
{17061}{17131}Officer Garcia is not others,|nor is he in league with any others.
{17136}{17231}He's a good cop.
And he has|saved my ass on many an occasion.
{17235}{17306}My God, I think I see|what's going on here.
{17311}{17361}Phoebe's lawsuit, Piper's club...
{17366}{17431}You have to get me out of here.|Otherwise, it's gonna get worse.
{17435}{17538}Listen, I am a lieutenant now.|I can't just bend the rules like I used to.
{17662}{17728}Even if I could,|this is legal problems, you know?
{17732}{17792}I can't just make those go away.
{17934}{18010}We can't just make it go away.|She has a strong case for malice.
{18014}{18078}I don't understand.|How does she have a strong case?
{18082}{18191}She's claiming that as a result|of your own bitter divorce, {18195}{18257}you've made it your mission|to destroy other marriages.
{18262}{18288}That is ridiculous.
{18336}{18395}"If you have any doubts,|any doubts at all, {18399}{18489}I suggest you flee at the speed|of a baby cheetah at supper time."
{18493}{18525}I was using hyperbole.
{18531}{18619}I know that.
But she's collected|dozens of similar clips, {18623}{18677}and she's threatening to go|to the press with her story.
{18681}{18769}And as a newswoman,|I can tell you it's a good story.
{18773}{18810}Okay, well...
{18814}{18853}...isn't controversy good for sales?
{18893}{18985}It may be good for the Enquirer,|but I've worked very hard {18990}{19055}to build this paper|into a respectable news source.
{19064}{19089}Can't we just pay her off?
{19093}{19142}We have insurance|for this type of thing, right?
{19146}{19194}She doesn't want money.
{19199}{19242}She wants you fired.
{19263}{19309}It's like she's on|some kind of vendetta.
{19314}{19367}I'm sorry, Phoebe.
{19371}{19468}I have to suspend you without pay|while our lawyers try to work this out.
{19643}{19700}- Cole.|- Excuse me?
{19791}{19828}Darryl, have you heard from Paige?
{19832}{19896}Because she was supposed to come|straight home from the hospital...
{19900}{19959}Paige is in jail.|We tried to call you, but...
{19964}{20011}What?
What...?
For...?
What for?
{20015}{20078}Reckless endangerment|and felony hit and run.
{20093}{20133}What?
{20240}{20270}You have got to be kidding me.
{20274}{20329}Paige, Darryl said you were in jail.
{20333}{20361}Oh, I am.
{20365}{20398}I mean, I was.
I will be, {20402}{20460}just as soon as I figure out|what demon is doing this to me.
{20464}{20514}You just disappeared from jail?
{20519}{20579}No, I put pillows in the bed first.
{20605}{20648}It always worked|at my parents' house.
{20652}{20680}- Paige!|- What?
{20684}{20729}You weren't gonna help me,|so I had to help myself.
{20734}{20801}Whether you believe it or not,|there is a demon behind this.
{20888}{20976}At 2:00, they're gonna come get you|for your bail hearing.
{20996}{21113}If you're not there, that's my ass.|Everybody knows we're friends.
{21129}{21185}They're gonna just think|I just let you go.
{21210}{21264}I will be there at 2:00.
{21506}{21536}See you.
{21540}{21568}Okay, he hates me.
{21572}{21646}Yeah, he does.|But for what it's worth, I'm with you.
{21666}{21706}Leo's doing the Elder thing.
{21713}{21763}Let me guess,|you didn't pass inspection.
{21772}{21827}- Nope.|- Let's just cut to the chase, shall we?
{21831}{21860}Our problems are legal, right?
{21864}{21911}Who's the only demonic lawyer|that we know?
{21918}{21988}Cole.
And he has gone off|the deep end lately, {21992}{22068}but how is ruining our lives|gonna help him get Phoebe back?
{22073}{22159}I don't know.
But until we figure it out,|we should keep her out of it.
{22198}{22239}You slimy son of a bitch.
{22265}{22327}- Phoebe, is that you?|- What are you, evil and blind?
{22331}{22420}Yeah, it's me.
Look, why don't you|just admit that you're behind this.
{22424}{22489}Admit it so I can use magic|to fight you.
{22493}{22558}I don't know...
I don't know|what you're talking about.
{22596}{22673}Look, Cole, my career|is the most important thing to me.
{22677}{22731}Okay, so is that your plan?|To take it away from me {22735}{22787}so that I come running|to you for comfort?
{22824}{22897}Phoebe, I love you.|And I don't know what's going on, {22901}{22946}but maybe I could help.
{22968}{23035}Would you like me to|kill someone for you, or?
{23039}{23082}Your boss, perhaps?
{23156}{23243}Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
{23247}{23284}I might not be able to use magic...
{23288}{23332}You're sexy when you're mad,|you know.
{23336}{23383}I can't wait until|I get to kiss you again.
{23388}{23519}Cole, I will never be with you again.|I hate you.
I hate you.
Do you get that?
{23532}{23600}Hate is good.|It's passionate, intense.
{23605}{23674}It's...
It's a breath away from love.
{23890}{23928}She's great.
{24211}{24255}What do you want?
{24304}{24363}Just to give you what you want.
{24737}{24773}So, what are we gonna do?
{24777}{24838}We're gonna tell him we're onto him|and it's not gonna work.
{25174}{25229}I can't believe I saw what I just saw.
{25233}{25268}Probably because I saw it too.
{25272}{25337}But how?
Why is she kissing him?
{25341}{25383}I don't know,|but I say we go back in there {25387}{25429}- and we pull her out by her hair.|- No.
{25433}{25531}No.
We can't make a scene.|Okay, we need a plan.
{25535}{25664}Okay, here it is.|We go home, we vomit...
{25668}{25715}- And?|- That's all I got so far.
{25719}{25763}Okay.
{25854}{25926}Oh, come on, baby,|it was just getting good.
{25935}{25971}Not good enough.
{25975}{26043}You'll never be as good as the real|Phoebe and you should stop trying.
{26058}{26124}You're right.
I'll never be as good.
{26129}{26250}I'll be better.
I know tricks the real|Phoebe's never even heard of before.
{26264}{26325}I've been patient with you|up until now.
{26356}{26417}This is the last time|I'm gonna say this.
{26450}{26486}Leave and don't come back.
{26546}{26609}You don't know what you're missing.
{26862}{26916}Hey!
What did I tell you?
{26939}{27019}Cole has some serious work to do.|And I will not have you distracting him.
{27023}{27060}Cole?
What the hell...?|Who are you?
{27064}{27122}Get it through your thick head.|The leader of the underworld {27126}{27174}will never have a whore|as his queen.
{27178}{27232}Did you just call me a whore?
{27270}{27296}Kaia?
{27374}{27432}There's not...
There's no...|Are you sure?
{27436}{27513}Leo, we saw Phoebe and Cole,|tongues locked, {27517}{27594}hands groping all over each other.
{27599}{27629}Okay.
Didn't need the visual.
{27633}{27690}Well, maybe he has her under|some kind of mind control.
{27694}{27743}I mean, he can do that.|That's possible, right?
{27747}{27803}Right.
I think right now|he could do pretty much anything.
{27807}{27842}Why?
What do you mean?
{27846}{27911}Well, the Elders have sensed|a major surge in demonic activity.
{27915}{27976}And they think that evil|is organizing under a new leader.
{27990}{28072}That's just great, because the last time|Cole was the leader of the underworld, {28076}{28107}he took Phoebe as his queen {28111}{28172}and we were completely|blindsided by it that time too.
{28203}{28267}Oh, my God, that's why she didn't|want me to try to vanquish him.
{28271}{28319}She was talking this morning|about being tempted.
{28329}{28379}She was trying to warn us|and we didn't even see it.
{28383}{28430}Okay, this just cannot|be happening, people.
{28434}{28486}I mean, Phoebe would not|do this to us.
{28490}{28552}I mean, it cannot, cannot,|cannot be happening.
{28557}{28632}Okay, let's just calm down, okay?|The last time Phoebe was evil, {28636}{28703}she was under the influence|of her demonic pregnancy.
{28708}{28762}So, what, you're saying|you think she's pregnant again?
{28766}{28822}No, I just think that maybe|we're underestimating her.
{28826}{28873}Maybe there's something|that we're missing.
{28893}{28924}We saw what we saw.
{28929}{29007}Okay, well, maybe she's under a spell.|Or maybe there was some information {29011}{29084}that she wanted|and she was using sex as a tool?
{29088}{29164}Okay, I like the sound of that.|Slutty and manipulative, {29168}{29200}that's better than evil any day.
{29204}{29242}So let's not panic.|Let's talk to Phoebe {29246}{29309}and give her a chance|to explain what's going on.
{29314}{29346}By the way, Darryl called.
{29500}{29556}If she's not ready,|the judge won't wait.
{29560}{29601}Paige?
{29653}{29722}Hey, guys, what took you so long?
{29909}{29952}Coming, Darryl?
{30058}{30083}Hey!
{30087}{30154}I wouldn't have to hurt you,|if you stopped trying to get away.
{30215}{30254}What happened?
{30264}{30313}I mistook her for the other one.
{30322}{30372}And I said too much.
{30376}{30434}I thought I'd bring her here|until the end of the operation.
{30465}{30512}Well, good thinking.
{30625}{30683}Well, as much fun|as this has been...
{30688}{30784}I'm sorry, Phoebe, but Dex is right.|I can't let you leave.
{30867}{30922}- Leo!|- Save your voice.
{30948}{31011}This place is magically protected.
{31026}{31120}I can't have you people|sensing what I'm doing in here.
{31145}{31232}Now all the windows|and doors are blocked.
{31288}{31342}And please, sweetie, {31346}{31375}just trust me on this one.
{31379}{31446}I don't want you getting hurt|trying to escape.
{31450}{31488}All right, don't call me sweetie.
{31492}{31588}You can't hold a person prisoner|and then call them sweetie.
{31625}{31667}You know...
{31671}{31711}...I didn't intend this.
{31715}{31852}I just can't have you running off to your|sisters and protecting the Nexus, okay?
{31856}{31918}It is way too important to us.
{31935}{31977}Wait, the Nexus?
{32019}{32091}- Dex didn't tell you about that?|- No.
No, he didn't.
{32098}{32158}He just told me you were trying|to reorganize the underworld.
{32202}{32244}Don't be mad.
I only want the Nexus {32249}{32332}so that you can come back to evil|and we can be together.
{32336}{32374}- Cole...|- I'm so sorry {32378}{32411}I had to involve your work.
{32425}{32494}I just needed you distracted|while I ruined Piper's club {32498}{32525}and put Paige in jail.
{32561}{32608}Paige is in jail?
{32624}{32662}Listen, I'd love to stay and chat, {32667}{32719}but all things considered,|I need to speed up my plan.
{32723}{32791}Look, Cole, my sisters|are gonna realize that I'm missing, {32795}{32827}and Leo is gonna try to sense me.
{32831}{32883}And when he can't,|they're gonna come straight to you.
{32960}{33047}Look, thanks for the concern,|but I think I've got my bases covered.
{33095}{33146}I knew you'd want me again.
{33161}{33196}Ignore her.
{33200}{33252}Oh, my God.
{33256}{33316}Oh, no.
Not God.
Kaia.
{33325}{33368}Just listen to her voice.
{33373}{33442}You're sick, you know that?|You need help.
{33446}{33515}I mean, are you sleeping with me?|I mean her?
{33539}{33601}You're sick, you know that?|You need help.
{33621}{33653}Good.
{33657}{33688}Oh, my God.
{33693}{33727}Oh, my God.
{33738}{33763}Excellent.
{33768}{33813}Come on, Kaia.
{33853}{33896}I'm gonna need this.
{33955}{34031}There's some leftover Chinese food|in the fridge.
{34214}{34264}So if you don't want me,|then what do you want?
{34268}{34343}I want you to go to Phoebe's house|and pretend to be her for a while.
{34359}{34421}Do your job well|and you'll be amply rewarded.
{34426}{34539}For a while?
Why not just get rid of her|and I can take her place forever?
{34544}{34638}Aside from the fact that I love her,|Phoebe's a Charmed One.
{34642}{34714}She's protected by her powers.|You can't just kill her, {34718}{34782}so don't get any silly ideas|and stop playing with your hair.
{34803}{34853}Phoebe's more sophisticated|than that.
{34889}{34963}Now, go to the house|and lay low for a while.
{34967}{35040}I just need a little time|to speed things up.
{35300}{35364}Did you sustain your injuries|in an accident with Paige Matthews?
{35421}{35469}Yeah.
I guess that was her name.
{35503}{35534}What are you, a lawyer?
{35540}{35570}Yeah.
{35574}{35602}That and other things.
{35626}{35665}What?
{35892}{35930}Sorry.
{35937}{35974}Nothing personal.
{36150}{36175}Hi, Piper.
{36179}{36236}- Don't you "Hi, Piper" me, I saw you.|- I thought you said {36240}{36280}- you were gonna be calm.|- I am calm.
{36285}{36333}- You saw me what?|- Don't act like you don't know {36337}{36371}what I'm talking about.
{36376}{36423}No, trust me, it's not an act.
{36427}{36487}We saw you making out with Cole.
{36606}{36655}Okay, well, that's just not possible, {36659}{36760}you see, because|I'm pretty sure that I hate Cole, right?
{36765}{36841}Phoebe, I am pregnant,|I am emotional, and I am freaking out.
{36846}{36907}And if you are back together with Cole,|then that is just fine, {36912}{36957}but do not deny what I just saw.
{36976}{37011}Okay.
{37016}{37104}All right.|Then I'm back together with Cole.
{37108}{37187}- What?|- What!?
How can you say that?
{37191}{37235}Well, I thought you said it was fine.
{37240}{37317}Well, I didn't mean it.
And for|God sakes, the man mummified you.
{37321}{37346}Whoa, seriously?
{37369}{37436}Okay, something's not right.|Her memory seems gone.
{37447}{37499}Okay, that's a good sign.
{37503}{37551}Now, Phoebe, try and focus.
{37556}{37612}Does Cole have you under|some kind of spell?
{37654}{37710}- Maybe.|- Maybe?
Maybe is good.
{37715}{37746}Because magic we can fight.
{37751}{37797}Lust, desperation, insanity|we cannot fight, {37801}{37827}but magic we can fight.
{37831}{37874}Unless you've used your powers|for evil.
{37885}{37918}Which you haven't, have you?
{37923}{37952}No, no, I don't think so.
{37956}{38013}And that would be|the worst thing ever, right?
{38017}{38058}Yeah.
We couldn't bring you|back from that.
{38062}{38113}Okay, so this is what we have to do.
{38117}{38186}You have to take away my powers|so I don't misuse them.
{38191}{38247}Yes.
She's not evil.
You're not evil.
{38271}{38321}So you think Cole|has you under his control?
{38325}{38361}Well, yeah.
{38366}{38448}I mean, why else would|I have kissed Cole?
{38452}{38512}Oh, my God,|what has he done to me?
{38517}{38592}Oh, no, honey, it's gonna be okay.
{38597}{38629}Yes, it is gonna be okay.
{38633}{38732}It's gonna be okay once you take away|my powers.
You know, just to be safe.
{38736}{38785}Piper, if you take her powers,|she's gonna be vulnerable.
{38789}{38829}But you guys can protect me, right?
{38833}{38885}I don't know.|If Cole is reorganizing the underworld, {38889}{38925}you're gonna need|the Power of Three.
{38929}{39009}No.
As long as we're the ones|that take it away, we can bring it back.
{39014}{39065}But if Cole's got Phoebe|under his control...
{39069}{39114}Yes.
She's right.
{39118}{39175}I am my own worst enemy.
{39188}{39231}The sooner we weaken me,|the better.
{39414}{39475}Leo?
{39744}{39817}This witch's power cannot fight|The lure of evil's magic might {39821}{39869}Before misuse lands her in hell {39873}{39926}Remove the powers|Of Phoebe Halliwell {40163}{40225}Well, it wasn't my best work,|but it should have done the trick.
{40229}{40263}Are you okay?
{40268}{40308}How do you feel?
{40334}{40377}- Fine.|- So the spell worked?
{40382}{40415}- Why wouldn't it?|- You know, {40419}{40475}maybe you should try it out.|Try levitating.
{40639}{40676}What are you doing?
{40756}{40829}Well, I just thought I'd try everything.
{40850}{40896}- So you can't levitate?|- Apparently not.
{40900}{40934}That means the spell worked, right?
{40938}{40986}I don't know,|you're still kind of weird.
{41003}{41044}Maybe the spell had a side effect?
{41083}{41165}Or maybe I just feel sick|because I had to kiss Cole.
{41169}{41215}That's my girl.
{41232}{41323}Yeah, maybe I need to go and rest|for a little while, you know?
{41327}{41356}That's a good idea.
{41426}{41510}Okay, honey, why don't you just|lay down for a little while?
{41514}{41557}Do you want some tea|or something?
{41562}{41620}- Tea sounds great.|- Tea, yes.
{41748}{41830}Tea.
Who drinks tea?
{42293}{42371}Knife in the panty drawer.
{42375}{42427}My kind of girl.
{42468}{42542}Poor little witchy lost her powers.
{42546}{42586}I should just put you|out of your misery.
{42590}{42644}What are you doing here?
{42713}{42744}I thought I should tell you {42748}{42811}that they know you're trying|to reorganize the underworld.
{42815}{42856}I didn't ask you to report to me.
{42875}{42904}What were you doing to Phoebe?
{42909}{42960}Well, she's lying in the middle|of the room.
{42964}{42999}I was making sure she's okay.
{43003}{43042}Since when have you been worried|about her well-being?
{43046}{43091}Since she means so much to you.
{43107}{43179}What?
Do you actually think|I'd be stupid enough to hurt her?
{43183}{43227}That wouldn't make you happy, baby.
{43231}{43292}And you know all I wanna do|is make you happy.
{43296}{43374}If you want to make me happy,|go do the job I asked you to do.
{43395}{43454}Fine, bossy-boots.
{43458}{43512}- Whatever gets you off.|- And when the time comes, {43517}{43567}make sure that Piper|goes to the bail bondsman.
{43571}{43629}She'll refuse at first,|but you can convince her.
{43633}{43676}- The bail bondsman?|- You'll figure it out.
{43680}{43732}Now go.
{44727}{44780}What?
{44857}{44898}Are you okay?
{44911}{44959}Phoebe?
{45065}{45093}Didn't you hear me knocking?
{45097}{45158}No, I was listening to music|to help me relax.
{45178}{45211}Why was the door locked?
{45223}{45319}That was Paige on the phone.|Things just got a whole lot worse.
{45367}{45459}How did she die?|I thought it was just a concussion.
{45463}{45509}The doctors think|there was a blood clot in her brain.
{45514}{45569}- It's all my fault.|- No, it isn't.
{45574}{45658}- Yeah, it is, I killed her.|- No, you didn't, Cole did.
{45662}{45698}- What?|- Look, I can't prove it, {45702}{45784}but we found out that he has Phoebe|under some kind of mind control.
{45789}{45836}Which means he's probably|behind all of this.
{45848}{45929}- That evil bastard.|- He's killing innocent people.
{45933}{46002}All right, let's get you out of here.|Come on, open this thing up.
{46006}{46042}It's not gonna be so easy.
{46069}{46098}Why?
{46102}{46144}When the other driver died, {46149}{46239}the judge charged Paige|with vehicular homicide.
{46244}{46309}He set the bail at $50,000.
{46313}{46374}Oh, my God, where are we gonna|get that kind of money?
{46378}{46428}It's after six.|The banks aren't even open.
{46485}{46534}Bail bondsman.
{46538}{46602}- We'll just go to a bail bondsman.|- You just go.
{46606}{46692}Do that light thing that you do.|I will try to cover for you.
{46696}{46735}What about your job?
{46739}{46803}It doesn't matter.
I should have|believed you in the first place.
{46814}{46839}I will cover for you.
{46844}{46898}No.
Because if they figure out|that Paige is gone, {46902}{46932}she'll be in even more trouble.
{46936}{46998}We'll go to a bail bondsman,|that's what they're there for.
{47020}{47098}Okay, you may be right.
But you don't|have to be so cheerful about it.
{47102}{47173}I'm just saying we can't leave Paige|in jail overnight.
{47177}{47238}You know, that's exactly|what Cole wants, I'm sure.
{47242}{47311}For that kind of bail, you're gonna need|some heavy-duty collateral.
{47315}{47389}We can't use the club because it's...|You know?
{47394}{47426}Then we'll have to use the house.
{47524}{47630}All right, this will cover|the 50,000 bail.
{47678}{47751}Sign here and here.
And...
{47755}{47816}...I'm gonna need to hold on|to the grant deed to your house.
{47820}{47884}You'll get it back when the jailbird|shows up for court.
{47907}{47985}Oh, it'll be fine,|Paige won't skip bail.
{48004}{48068}All right, just sign there.
{48188}{48231}This doesn't feel right.
{48235}{48332}Yeah, well, it never does, lady.|It never does.
{48388}{48462}Here's the receipt.
Hold on to it.
{48511}{48597}That's it.
Your sister shows up|for court, you pay me back.
{48601}{48645}Plus ten percent.
{48661}{48695}Let's go make this worth our while.
{49321}{49392}Okay, people, let's move.
The sooner|we destroy Cole's headquarters, {49396}{49468}the sooner I feel better|about this whole damn day.
{49496}{49572}Piper, we've got a bit|of a situation in here.
{49578}{49615}I knew I forgot something.
{49632}{49722}My mother always warned me about|protecting my house from orbing.
{49734}{49772}- Your house?|- Yes.
{49811}{49859}You signed it, I have it.
{49863}{49962}You can take me to court and try to|evict me, but by then, it'll be too late.
{49966}{49998}Too late for what?
{50003}{50043}I don't know what you think|you're doing, {50047}{50072}but we have the paperwork {50076}{50130}that says the house is ours|unless Paige forfeits bail.
{50134}{50164}Correction.
{50288}{50341}I have the paperwork.
{50346}{50385}Phoebe, what's going on?
{50489}{50514}Dear.
{50915}{50964}I don't even get one little|thank-you kiss?
{50994}{51048}You did well, and you'll be paid|for your efforts later.
{51143}{51256}Is this what a girl has to do to get|a little attention around here?
{51281}{51318}She hates you.
{51344}{51399}You said it yourself.
{51403}{51469}So why fight for her,|when I'm here for the taking?
{51497}{51538}You know, Kaia,|I haven't killed you yet, {51543}{51591}because I find you|mildly entertaining.
{51609}{51656}But soon the real Phoebe|will be by my side.
{51660}{51702}And I'm not too sure|that she'll feel the same way, {51706}{51779}so in the interest of survival,|I suggest you make yourself scarce.
{51935}{52017}Or maybe I'll just make her scarce.
{52051}{52177}Okay, I said something about hell,|and I rhymed it with Halliwell...
{52181}{52231}How could you not keep a copy|of the spell you used {52235}{52269}to take away our sister's powers?
{52273}{52344}It was a crappy spell, okay.|So I left it in the house, all right?
{52348}{52420}Forgive me for not anticipating|the demonic foreclosure.
{52425}{52473}What does he want in the house,|anyway?
{52478}{52514}Is he after the Book of Shadows?
{52518}{52546}I still can't sense Phoebe.
{52551}{52591}God, do you think|she's even still alive?
{52602}{52654}Cole wouldn't kill her.
I don't think.
{52658}{52683}What about floozy Phoebe?
{52687}{52726}Maybe she's got something|up her sleeve.
{52730}{52780}Are you trying to help|or are you just gonna ramble?
{52784}{52836}- I'm just gonna ramble.|- All right, that's enough.
{52840}{52885}Piper, you need to work on the spell.
{52889}{52959}If Phoebe is still alive,|she's gonna need her powers.
{53106}{53137}You don't deserve him.
{53147}{53213}How many times do I have to tell you|I don't want him?
{53395}{53453}"I want the real Phoebe.|I love the real Phoebe.
{53458}{53508}You'll never be as good|as the real Phoebe."
{53752}{53809}What do you think, witch?|Am I as good as you?
{53863}{53888}Or better?
{53913}{54001}Okay, all right.
Look,|I'm sure we can talk about this.
{54005}{54044}I don't think so.
{54048}{54147}See, I'm more of a looker|than a talker.
{54151}{54202}Oh, you're blond,|I should have known.
{54228}{54265}This is gonna be fun.
{54392}{54434}Your powers!
{54724}{54780}You were right, that was fun.
{55119}{55159}Leo!
{55318}{55379}- We're really sorry.|- Hi.
Yeah, we're sorry.
{55383}{55408}- Sorry.|- Are you okay?
{55413}{55476}It's okay, it's okay, I'm okay.|I'm not mad.
{55480}{55548}Well, maybe I'm a little bit mad.|I mean, what took you guys so long?
{55553}{55638}- And what happened to my powers?|- Well, she looked like you.
{55643}{55685}At the hospital,|you said you were tempted, {55689}{55733}and that you didn't want us|to vanquish him.
{55738}{55772}Then we saw you|making out with Cole {55776}{55808}and we all got a little panicky.
{55812}{55864}Excuse me.
Did you really think|I was making out with Cole?
{55868}{55935}- We mention we were sorry?|- You guys.
{55940}{56004}Okay, well, I'm assuming since|you're standing out on the street, {56008}{56082}- that means Cole's in the house?|- Yeah, but we don't know why.
{56086}{56169}- He wants the Nexus.|- Oh, no, he does not.
{56173}{56225}Wait, didn't I read about that|in the Book of Shadows?
{56229}{56271}Isn't that what made you evil before?
{56275}{56349}- How does he know about that?|- He knows everything about us.
{56353}{56425}Okay, look, if he wants its power,|he's gonna have to open the earth {56429}{56493}under the basement|and take the Shadow into him.
{56498}{56556}- Okay, so how do we stop him?|- Well, we can't.
{56561}{56640}But once he has the Shadow,|there is a spell that can {56644}{56710}send it back into the earth,|and hopefully take Cole with him.
{56715}{56788}Yeah, but it has to be said|over the Nexus in the basement.
{56792}{56855}Great, there's only a whole load|of demons in the house, {56860}{56902}and a force field keeping us out.
{56906}{56988}But the one good thing|about Cole's little girlfriend, {56992}{57017}who is dead by the way...
{57061}{57087}...she looks just like me.
{57103}{57149}Wait a second.|So you're gonna pretend to be her {57153}{57179}pretending to be you?
{57183}{57223}If you go in there,|you'll be vulnerable.
{57227}{57252}To turning evil?
{57272}{57315}Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's his plan.
{57345}{57432}Look, you guys underestimated me|once already today.
{57436}{57465}Please don't do it again.
{57583}{57635}She twirled her hair.
{57648}{57679}A lot.
{57684}{57755}She twirled her hair.
Like this?
{57805}{57877}Okay, I'm going in.
{58066}{58135}Hey, baby,|wanna escort a girl inside?
{58139}{58185}Kaia, are you still playing|good witch?
{58189}{58242}It's the way the big man likes it.
{58246}{58280}Sick.
{58351}{58384}Hey, look who it is.
{58388}{58445}Hi, boys.
Did you miss me?
{58449}{58515}All right, the entertainment's here.
{58519}{58556}Hey!
{58576}{58700}Sorry, I'm just, you know,|saving the goods for Cole.
{58704}{58746}Take my jacket, boys.
{58821}{58877}Step aside and let a lady by?
{58882}{58962}You're no lady, Kaia.|And the boss sent you away.
{58968}{59054}Yeah, but he didn't mean it.|Come on, let me past.
{59069}{59102}I'll let you past.
{59106}{59180}If you can drop that witch act|right now.
{59865}{59920}I'm so happy you came.
{59924}{59991}I am light|I am one too strong to fight...
{59995}{60052}Oh, don't fight it, Phoebe.
{60056}{60093}Let evil take you.
{60099}{60181}Return to dark where shadows dwell|You can't have this Halliwell {60185}{60242}- It's no use, Phoebe.|- So go away and leave my sight {60246}{60284}And take with you|This endless night {61115}{61165}My sweet Phoebe.
{61169}{61228}I don't know how you did it.
{61244}{61309}How you got past the force field,|past the guards.
{61319}{61357}But I love that you did.
{61362}{61421}It's that fight that made me|fall in love with you in the first place.
{61431}{61487}- I thought you were dead.|- So did I for a minute there.
{61491}{61539}But now that I know the earth|can't even hold me, {61543}{61584}I guess I'll just call the Shadow|and try again.
{61588}{61624}You could do that.
{61628}{61695}Hell, you could even|turn me evil again.
{61720}{61804}But you will never win.|Because I'll never come back to you.
{61819}{61888}- Phoebe.|- You just don't get it, Cole, do you?
{61893}{61960}I thought you were dead|and I felt nothing.
{61964}{62050}No pain, no love, nothing.
{62096}{62129}I'm free.
{62168}{62234}And when we do vanquish you,|and we will...
{62280}{62316}...I'll never look back.
{62808}{62890}Okay, where are they?|Where are the demons?
{62895}{62957}Sorry, my sweeties,|but they're all dead.
{62971}{63008}You didn't even leave us one?
{63012}{63096}Well, there is one left.|Believe me, there is one left.
{63101}{63181}But I was able to get back the house, {63185}{63225}and keep Cole|from getting the Nexus.
{63270}{63319}What about your job?
And my club?
{63330}{63405}I think you can use your magic|to reverse Cole's, consequence-free.
{63410}{63460}Well, thank the Lord for that.
{63464}{63532}It won't reverse everything, though.|What about the woman he killed?
{63599}{63644}I promise you he won't|get away with that.
{63991}{64022}You asked for me?
{64035}{64063}Kaia's friend?
{64102}{64155}- Used to be.|- She tell you what I want?
{64185}{64240}You mean this?
{64267}{64306}Yeah, that's it.
{64413}{64461}Just tell me what you want, baby.
{64634}{64706}That's what I want, baby.
{370}{441}We've tried everything to vanquish|him, but nothing works, okay?
{445}{503}So I just say we watch our backs,|and get on with our lives.
{507}{557}Speaking of which,|do you think eye of newt {561}{607}would work on the woman|that's trying to sue me?
{620}{692}- Is she demonic?|- Well, she's demonically stupid.
{696}{783}Paige, I am seriously worried that|I'm gonna lose my job over this.
{787}{843}For giving bad advice|in your column?
{847}{905}No, the advice wasn't bad.|I never told her she should {909}{937}leave the guy at the altar.
{941}{996}Either way, what happened|to freedom of the press?
{1000}{1120}Well, apparently some dirtbag lawyer|is finding a way around it.
{1289}{1327}Paige?
{1441}{1470}Paige, are you okay?
{1541}{1603}Paige, can you hear me?
{1639}{1682}Are you okay?
{1701}{1745}Paige.
Paige.
{2430}{2476}Can I get you another drink, sir?
{2480}{2515}Cole.
{2567}{2621}- How'd it go?|- It was beautiful.
{2625}{2679}- Was the other driver hurt?|- Yeah.
{2692}{2750}- Good.|- All you gotta do is a little mind control {2754}{2839}on the witnesses|and maybe a cop, and we're golden.
{2865}{2902}Let's get out of here.
{2936}{2982}No time for one little dance?
{2987}{3052}Kaia, I was waiting for you earlier.
{3056}{3097}I'll make it up to you.
{3101}{3140}Boss.
{3305}{3335}You know what I want.
{5796}{5851}You're sure|you don't wanna call Leo?
{5856}{5918}No, no, it's just a mild concussion.
{5922}{5962}And besides, I don't deserve|to be healed.
{5966}{6022}I know better than to talk|on the phone when I'm driving.
{6027}{6103}- I don't know what I was thinking.|- Do you remember what happened?
{6107}{6166}I was speaking to Phoebe,|and then the next thing I know, {6170}{6241}the car just started|spinning out of control.
{6246}{6288}It's kind of like my career.
{6292}{6325}Honey, it's not that bad, is it?
{6329}{6396}I think it is.
The newspaper's lawyers|wanna meet with me, {6401}{6459}and I don't think it's because|they're huge Phoebe fans.
{6463}{6528}Well, I'll see you your career|and raise you my club.
{6534}{6580}The health inspector's|coming back today {6584}{6621}and the plumbing just exploded.|Again.
{6635}{6705}What is going on with us?|Is Mercury in retrograde?
{6709}{6755}Have you thought about|using a magical Band-Aid?
{6759}{6840}I'd do it in a heartbeat if I wasn't afraid|of the personal gain consequences.
{6844}{6918}See, this is why demons always|have the upper hand, you know?
{6922}{6976}They can use their magic|whenever they want to.
{6981}{7045}Yeah, well, you know,|that's what separates good from evil.
{7049}{7120}Yeah, I know that,|but it's still very tempting.
{7131}{7225}I mean, you could fix your plumbing,|I could turn some lawyers into toads.
{7229}{7326}Aunt Phoebe, little Wiccans|have very big ears that can hear you.
{7341}{7461}I'm sorry, baby,|I was only kidding!
Mostly.
{7465}{7524}So you gonna be okay?|Because I have to go get fired now.
{7528}{7601}You are not getting fired.|And I'm fine.
{7606}{7702}From your mouth to God's ears.|Goodbye, my little niece.
{7706}{7745}- You're smashing me.|- I love you.
{7750}{7799}Get off me!
{7836}{7913}This is no segue, but you and I|need to talk about vanquishing Cole.
{7917}{7967}Because we don't have|enough problems at the moment?
{7972}{8047}No, because he's actually our|biggest problem at the moment, okay?
{8052}{8109}Look at Phoebe,|he's totally beaten her down.
{8113}{8187}I don't know, she seemed cheerful,|considering the state of her career.
{8192}{8257}That's this wonderful thing|called denial, okay?
{8262}{8342}The Phoebe I know would|never roll over for lawyers like that.
{8346}{8410}And this morning when I was talking|to her about vanquishing Cole, {8414}{8487}she told me I was wasting my time.|I'm telling you, she is off.
{8502}{8615}All right, okay already, we'll spend the|afternoon with our noses in potions.
{8619}{8672}But can I go save the sole source|of our income first?
{8692}{8727}Yeah, go, I'll see you later.
{8732}{8813}- Are you okay to orb?|- I'm perfectly fine to orb.
Go.
{8818}{8859}All right.
{8953}{8985}Paige Matthews?
{8989}{9024}Yeah?
{9035}{9063}You're under arrest.
{9148}{9233}Felony hit and run.|She's going down.
{9237}{9283}And P3?
{9298}{9378}Health inspector's there.|Our guys are in place.
{9412}{9509}I gotta say, using the law to bring down|the Charmed Ones was genius, sir.
{9513}{9544}They'll never figure it out.
{9549}{9627}They will figure it out.|It'll just be too late.
{9639}{9670}The Halliwell manor.
{9705}{9809}The doorway to the spiritual Nexus,|all the power that we need.
{9814}{9887}Man, right under the witches' house.|Who knew?
{9896}{9933}I did.
{9937}{9984}Is that why|they're so damn strong?
{9988}{10054}Partly.
The Nexus packs a punch.
{10058}{10098}But the power can go either way.
{10102}{10158}In good hands,|good gets a power boost.
{10162}{10226}But when we tap into it, evil spreads.
{10244}{10284}- How far?|- Far enough.
{10289}{10334}The police, the politicians...
{10339}{10369}...and Phoebe.
{10393}{10503}She will be consumed by evil.|And she will finally give in to our love, {10508}{10595}and then I'll torture and kill her sisters|and we'll live happily ever after.
{10599}{10643}Sir, I thought the point of all this {10648}{10686}was to give you|the power to reorganize {10690}{10739}the underworld above ground.
{10744}{10827}Yes.
It is, it is.
But to be united, {10831}{10915}evil must have a happy leader.|And for me to be happy, I need...
{10950}{11019}- Phoebe, what are you doing here?|- I came to see you, baby.
{11023}{11085}I thought we could|have a little picnic.
{11170}{11241}Kaia, what the hell|do you think you're doing?
{11276}{11325}Damn, how'd you know it was me?
{11374}{11490}Well, for starters, Phoebe hates me.|And she doesn't drink, and, {11494}{11540}she uses a little less tongue.
{11545}{11586}Since when does a stripper|follow a guy back from work?
{11591}{11671}Hey, hey, hey, Dex, go easy.|She's got a little crush.
{11675}{11766}With all due respect, sir, Kiran demons|are manipulative vixens.
{11771}{11857}And this one has an agenda|that goes way beyond a little crush.
{11862}{11887}Sure.
{11892}{12027}She can smell power, can't you, Kaia?|Maybe she wants to be my new queen.
{12043}{12093}Just send this one away|and I'll prove my worth.
{12152}{12215}I'm afraid I can't.|I'm in love with someone else.
{12227}{12317}But I can give her to you.|I can be her.
{12346}{12376}No.
{12393}{12492}You're good for the occasional dance,|but beyond that, I need the real thing.
{12497}{12551}All right, you heard him, get out.|And stay gone.
{12555}{12592}Otherwise I'll make sure you do.
{12672}{12715}Not like that.
{12757}{12797}Go out the way you came in.
{12802}{12860}In this office,|we keep up appearances.
{12909}{12965}You want me, I can feel it.
{13049}{13092}Insolent.
{13116}{13164}Hot, though.
{13182}{13264}No.
No, no, don't do that.
Come on,|you've gotta give me another chance.
{13268}{13301}And why is that?
{13305}{13361}Because, because, because...
{13366}{13418}Because we've been in business|nearly four years {13422}{13463}and we haven't failed|an inspection yet.
{13478}{13572}Well, I'd have to disagree with that,|Mr.
Wyatt.
You failed two this week.
{13577}{13653}Yeah, but this week has been bad.|Like, strangely bad.
{13657}{13711}And we'll have the plumbing|fixed tomorrow, so, {13716}{13745}can't you just come back then?
{13749}{13856}Well, your record has been|impeccable until now...
Whoa, hello.
{13896}{13972}- Rats too.|- No!
No, we don't have rats.
{13978}{14018}We...
They don't live here.
{14023}{14078}They're just...|They're just trying to ruin my life.
{14082}{14156}Rodent infestation takes|longer than a day to clear up.
{14168}{14215}Close down, address the problem, {14219}{14288}and we'll schedule another|inspection in a few weeks.
{14293}{14341}I won't need another inspection|in a few weeks.
{14345}{14403}Because if I stay closed that long,|I'll be out of business.
{14422}{14458}I'm sorry.
There's nothing I can do.
{14462}{14515}All right, well, I'll show you out.
{14550}{14636}Where are you?|I hate you, I hate you.
Go home!
{14641}{14765}Get out of here, you plague-spreading,|club-ruining rodents!
I will get you.
{14817}{14874}Piper, what are you doing?
{14879}{14930}Diminishing the rodent population,|obviously.
{14934}{14995}Come on, honey,|we're gonna get through this.
{14999}{15104}Yeah, we will, but the club won't.
{15108}{15179}How can this be happening?|I mean, I know I've neglected the club {15183}{15248}since I've been pregnant,|but not this much.
{15252}{15300}These things happen.|It's just bad luck.
{15304}{15415}No, it is more than bad luck.|It is sabotage, it is...
{15454}{15487}It's demonic.
{15508}{15541}- What?|- Well, yeah.
{15546}{15594}Phoebe's lawsuit, {15598}{15653}Paige's accident...
{15657}{15722}No, that's it.|It's all part of it, it has to be.
{15731}{15765}- Why?|- Because I said so.
{15770}{15834}And if not, we're losing the club,|which is just not an option.
{16090}{16170}Damn.
She missed me by this much.
{16200}{16236}This way please, Miss Matthews.
{16434}{16492}- No film.|- Try the filing cabinet.
{16529}{16576}She's not going anywhere.
{16692}{16774}Why?
Why am I not going anywhere?|You've always helped us before.
{16778}{16840}With your other problems.|This is not others.
{16844}{16882}- I am not so sure.|- Paige...
{16886}{16953}I didn't do what they're saying I did.
{16957}{17056}And if anybody's trying to set me up,|it would be a de...
Others.
{17061}{17131}Officer Garcia is not others,|nor is he in league with any others.
{17136}{17231}He's a good cop.
And he has|saved my ass on many an occasion.
{17235}{17306}My God, I think I see|what's going on here.
{17311}{17361}Phoebe's lawsuit, Piper's club...
{17366}{17431}You have to get me out of here.|Otherwise, it's gonna get worse.
{17435}{17538}Listen, I am a lieutenant now.|I can't just bend the rules like I used to.
{17662}{17728}Even if I could,|this is legal problems, you know?
{17732}{17792}I can't just make those go away.
{17934}{18010}We can't just make it go away.|She has a strong case for malice.
{18014}{18078}I don't understand.|How does she have a strong case?
{18082}{18191}She's claiming that as a result|of your own bitter divorce, {18195}{18257}you've made it your mission|to destroy other marriages.
{18262}{18288}That is ridiculous.
{18336}{18395}"If you have any doubts,|any doubts at all, {18399}{18489}I suggest you flee at the speed|of a baby cheetah at supper time."
{18493}{18525}I was using hyperbole.
{18531}{18619}I know that.
But she's collected|dozens of similar clips, {18623}{18677}and she's threatening to go|to the press with her story.
{18681}{18769}And as a newswoman,|I can tell you it's a good story.
{18773}{18810}Okay, well...
{18814}{18853}...isn't controversy good for sales?
{18893}{18985}It may be good for the Enquirer,|but I've worked very hard {18990}{19055}to build this paper|into a respectable news source.
{19064}{19089}Can't we just pay her off?
{19093}{19142}We have insurance|for this type of thing, right?
{19146}{19194}She doesn't want money.
{19199}{19242}She wants you fired.
{19263}{19309}It's like she's on|some kind of vendetta.
{19314}{19367}I'm sorry, Phoebe.
{19371}{19468}I have to suspend you without pay|while our lawyers try to work this out.
{19643}{19700}- Cole.|- Excuse me?
{19791}{19828}Darryl, have you heard from Paige?
{19832}{19896}Because she was supposed to come|straight home from the hospital...
{19900}{19959}Paige is in jail.|We tried to call you, but...
{19964}{20011}What?
What...?
For...?
What for?
{20015}{20078}Reckless endangerment|and felony hit and run.
{20093}{20133}What?
{20240}{20270}You have got to be kidding me.
{20274}{20329}Paige, Darryl said you were in jail.
{20333}{20361}Oh, I am.
{20365}{20398}I mean, I was.
I will be, {20402}{20460}just as soon as I figure out|what demon is doing this to me.
{20464}{20514}You just disappeared from jail?
{20519}{20579}No, I put pillows in the bed first.
{20605}{20648}It always worked|at my parents' house.
{20652}{20680}- Paige!|- What?
{20684}{20729}You weren't gonna help me,|so I had to help myself.
{20734}{20801}Whether you believe it or not,|there is a demon behind this.
{20888}{20976}At 2:00, they're gonna come get you|for your bail hearing.
{20996}{21113}If you're not there, that's my ass.|Everybody knows we're friends.
{21129}{21185}They're gonna just think|I just let you go.
{21210}{21264}I will be there at 2:00.
{21506}{21536}See you.
{21540}{21568}Okay, he hates me.
{21572}{21646}Yeah, he does.|But for what it's worth, I'm with you.
{21666}{21706}Leo's doing the Elder thing.
{21713}{21763}Let me guess,|you didn't pass inspection.
{21772}{21827}- Nope.|- Let's just cut to the chase, shall we?
{21831}{21860}Our problems are legal, right?
{21864}{21911}Who's the only demonic lawyer|that we know?
{21918}{21988}Cole.
And he has gone off|the deep end lately, {21992}{22068}but how is ruining our lives|gonna help him get Phoebe back?
{22073}{22159}I don't know.
But until we figure it out,|we should keep her out of it.
{22198}{22239}You slimy son of a bitch.
{22265}{22327}- Phoebe, is that you?|- What are you, evil and blind?
{22331}{22420}Yeah, it's me.
Look, why don't you|just admit that you're behind this.
{22424}{22489}Admit it so I can use magic|to fight you.
{22493}{22558}I don't know...
I don't know|what you're talking about.
{22596}{22673}Look, Cole, my career|is the most important thing to me.
{22677}{22731}Okay, so is that your plan?|To take it away from me {22735}{22787}so that I come running|to you for comfort?
{22824}{22897}Phoebe, I love you.|And I don't know what's going on, {22901}{22946}but maybe I could help.
{22968}{23035}Would you like me to|kill someone for you, or?
{23039}{23082}Your boss, perhaps?
{23156}{23243}Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
{23247}{23284}I might not be able to use magic...
{23288}{23332}You're sexy when you're mad,|you know.
{23336}{23383}I can't wait until|I get to kiss you again.
{23388}{23519}Cole, I will never be with you again.|I hate you.
I hate you.
Do you get that?
{23532}{23600}Hate is good.|It's passionate, intense.
{23605}{23674}It's...
It's a breath away from love.
{23890}{23928}She's great.
{24211}{24255}What do you want?
{24304}{24363}Just to give you what you want.
{24737}{24773}So, what are we gonna do?
{24777}{24838}We're gonna tell him we're onto him|and it's not gonna work.
{25174}{25229}I can't believe I saw what I just saw.
{25233}{25268}Probably because I saw it too.
{25272}{25337}But how?
Why is she kissing him?
{25341}{25383}I don't know,|but I say we go back in there {25387}{25429}- and we pull her out by her hair.|- No.
{25433}{25531}No.
We can't make a scene.|Okay, we need a plan.
{25535}{25664}Okay, here it is.|We go home, we vomit...
{25668}{25715}- And?|- That's all I got so far.
{25719}{25763}Okay.
{25854}{25926}Oh, come on, baby,|it was just getting good.
{25935}{25971}Not good enough.
{25975}{26043}You'll never be as good as the real|Phoebe and you should stop trying.
{26058}{26124}You're right.
I'll never be as good.
{26129}{26250}I'll be better.
I know tricks the real|Phoebe's never even heard of before.
{26264}{26325}I've been patient with you|up until now.
{26356}{26417}This is the last time|I'm gonna say this.
{26450}{26486}Leave and don't come back.
{26546}{26609}You don't know what you're missing.
{26862}{26916}Hey!
What did I tell you?
{26939}{27019}Cole has some serious work to do.|And I will not have you distracting him.
{27023}{27060}Cole?
What the hell...?|Who are you?
{27064}{27122}Get it through your thick head.|The leader of the underworld {27126}{27174}will never have a whore|as his queen.
{27178}{27232}Did you just call me a whore?
{27270}{27296}Kaia?
{27374}{27432}There's not...
There's no...|Are you sure?
{27436}{27513}Leo, we saw Phoebe and Cole,|tongues locked, {27517}{27594}hands groping all over each other.
{27599}{27629}Okay.
Didn't need the visual.
{27633}{27690}Well, maybe he has her under|some kind of mind control.
{27694}{27743}I mean, he can do that.|That's possible, right?
{27747}{27803}Right.
I think right now|he could do pretty much anything.
{27807}{27842}Why?
What do you mean?
{27846}{27911}Well, the Elders have sensed|a major surge in demonic activity.
{27915}{27976}And they think that evil|is organizing under a new leader.
{27990}{28072}That's just great, because the last time|Cole was the leader of the underworld, {28076}{28107}he took Phoebe as his queen {28111}{28172}and we were completely|blindsided by it that time too.
{28203}{28267}Oh, my God, that's why she didn't|want me to try to vanquish him.
{28271}{28319}She was talking this morning|about being tempted.
{28329}{28379}She was trying to warn us|and we didn't even see it.
{28383}{28430}Okay, this just cannot|be happening, people.
{28434}{28486}I mean, Phoebe would not|do this to us.
{28490}{28552}I mean, it cannot, cannot,|cannot be happening.
{28557}{28632}Okay, let's just calm down, okay?|The last time Phoebe was evil, {28636}{28703}she was under the influence|of her demonic pregnancy.
{28708}{28762}So, what, you're saying|you think she's pregnant again?
{28766}{28822}No, I just think that maybe|we're underestimating her.
{28826}{28873}Maybe there's something|that we're missing.
{28893}{28924}We saw what we saw.
{28929}{29007}Okay, well, maybe she's under a spell.|Or maybe there was some information {29011}{29084}that she wanted|and she was using sex as a tool?
{29088}{29164}Okay, I like the sound of that.|Slutty and manipulative, {29168}{29200}that's better than evil any day.
{29204}{29242}So let's not panic.|Let's talk to Phoebe {29246}{29309}and give her a chance|to explain what's going on.
{29314}{29346}By the way, Darryl called.
{29500}{29556}If she's not ready,|the judge won't wait.
{29560}{29601}Paige?
{29653}{29722}Hey, guys, what took you so long?
{29909}{29952}Coming, Darryl?
{30058}{30083}Hey!
{30087}{30154}I wouldn't have to hurt you,|if you stopped trying to get away.
{30215}{30254}What happened?
{30264}{30313}I mistook her for the other one.
{30322}{30372}And I said too much.
{30376}{30434}I thought I'd bring her here|until the end of the operation.
{30465}{30512}Well, good thinking.
{30625}{30683}Well, as much fun|as this has been...
{30688}{30784}I'm sorry, Phoebe, but Dex is right.|I can't let you leave.
{30867}{30922}- Leo!|- Save your voice.
{30948}{31011}This place is magically protected.
{31026}{31120}I can't have you people|sensing what I'm doing in here.
{31145}{31232}Now all the windows|and doors are blocked.
{31288}{31342}And please, sweetie, {31346}{31375}just trust me on this one.
{31379}{31446}I don't want you getting hurt|trying to escape.
{31450}{31488}All right, don't call me sweetie.
{31492}{31588}You can't hold a person prisoner|and then call them sweetie.
{31625}{31667}You know...
{31671}{31711}...I didn't intend this.
{31715}{31852}I just can't have you running off to your|sisters and protecting the Nexus, okay?
{31856}{31918}It is way too important to us.
{31935}{31977}Wait, the Nexus?
{32019}{32091}- Dex didn't tell you about that?|- No.
No, he didn't.
{32098}{32158}He just told me you were trying|to reorganize the underworld.
{32202}{32244}Don't be mad.
I only want the Nexus {32249}{32332}so that you can come back to evil|and we can be together.
{32336}{32374}- Cole...|- I'm so sorry {32378}{32411}I had to involve your work.
{32425}{32494}I just needed you distracted|while I ruined Piper's club {32498}{32525}and put Paige in jail.
{32561}{32608}Paige is in jail?
{32624}{32662}Listen, I'd love to stay and chat, {32667}{32719}but all things considered,|I need to speed up my plan.
{32723}{32791}Look, Cole, my sisters|are gonna realize that I'm missing, {32795}{32827}and Leo is gonna try to sense me.
{32831}{32883}And when he can't,|they're gonna come straight to you.
{32960}{33047}Look, thanks for the concern,|but I think I've got my bases covered.
{33095}{33146}I knew you'd want me again.
{33161}{33196}Ignore her.
{33200}{33252}Oh, my God.
{33256}{33316}Oh, no.
Not God.
Kaia.
{33325}{33368}Just listen to her voice.
{33373}{33442}You're sick, you know that?|You need help.
{33446}{33515}I mean, are you sleeping with me?|I mean her?
{33539}{33601}You're sick, you know that?|You need help.
{33621}{33653}Good.
{33657}{33688}Oh, my God.
{33693}{33727}Oh, my God.
{33738}{33763}Excellent.
{33768}{33813}Come on, Kaia.
{33853}{33896}I'm gonna need this.
{33955}{34031}There's some leftover Chinese food|in the fridge.
{34214}{34264}So if you don't want me,|then what do you want?
{34268}{34343}I want you to go to Phoebe's house|and pretend to be her for a while.
{34359}{34421}Do your job well|and you'll be amply rewarded.
{34426}{34539}For a while?
Why not just get rid of her|and I can take her place forever?
{34544}{34638}Aside from the fact that I love her,|Phoebe's a Charmed One.
{34642}{34714}She's protected by her powers.|You can't just kill her, {34718}{34782}so don't get any silly ideas|and stop playing with your hair.
{34803}{34853}Phoebe's more sophisticated|than that.
{34889}{34963}Now, go to the house|and lay low for a while.
{34967}{35040}I just need a little time|to speed things up.
{35300}{35364}Did you sustain your injuries|in an accident with Paige Matthews?
{35421}{35469}Yeah.
I guess that was her name.
{35503}{35534}What are you, a lawyer?
{35540}{35570}Yeah.
{35574}{35602}That and other things.
{35626}{35665}What?
{35892}{35930}Sorry.
{35937}{35974}Nothing personal.
{36150}{36175}Hi, Piper.
{36179}{36236}- Don't you "Hi, Piper" me, I saw you.|- I thought you said {36240}{36280}- you were gonna be calm.|- I am calm.
{36285}{36333}- You saw me what?|- Don't act like you don't know {36337}{36371}what I'm talking about.
{36376}{36423}No, trust me, it's not an act.
{36427}{36487}We saw you making out with Cole.
{36606}{36655}Okay, well, that's just not possible, {36659}{36760}you see, because|I'm pretty sure that I hate Cole, right?
{36765}{36841}Phoebe, I am pregnant,|I am emotional, and I am freaking out.
{36846}{36907}And if you are back together with Cole,|then that is just fine, {36912}{36957}but do not deny what I just saw.
{36976}{37011}Okay.
{37016}{37104}All right.|Then I'm back together with Cole.
{37108}{37187}- What?|- What!?
How can you say that?
{37191}{37235}Well, I thought you said it was fine.
{37240}{37317}Well, I didn't mean it.
And for|God sakes, the man mummified you.
{37321}{37346}Whoa, seriously?
{37369}{37436}Okay, something's not right.|Her memory seems gone.
{37447}{37499}Okay, that's a good sign.
{37503}{37551}Now, Phoebe, try and focus.
{37556}{37612}Does Cole have you under|some kind of spell?
{37654}{37710}- Maybe.|- Maybe?
Maybe is good.
{37715}{37746}Because magic we can fight.
{37751}{37797}Lust, desperation, insanity|we cannot fight, {37801}{37827}but magic we can fight.
{37831}{37874}Unless you've used your powers|for evil.
{37885}{37918}Which you haven't, have you?
{37923}{37952}No, no, I don't think so.
{37956}{38013}And that would be|the worst thing ever, right?
{38017}{38058}Yeah.
We couldn't bring you|back from that.
{38062}{38113}Okay, so this is what we have to do.
{38117}{38186}You have to take away my powers|so I don't misuse them.
{38191}{38247}Yes.
She's not evil.
You're not evil.
{38271}{38321}So you think Cole|has you under his control?
{38325}{38361}Well, yeah.
{38366}{38448}I mean, why else would|I have kissed Cole?
{38452}{38512}Oh, my God,|what has he done to me?
{38517}{38592}Oh, no, honey, it's gonna be okay.
{38597}{38629}Yes, it is gonna be okay.
{38633}{38732}It's gonna be okay once you take away|my powers.
You know, just to be safe.
{38736}{38785}Piper, if you take her powers,|she's gonna be vulnerable.
{38789}{38829}But you guys can protect me, right?
{38833}{38885}I don't know.|If Cole is reorganizing the underworld, {38889}{38925}you're gonna need|the Power of Three.
{38929}{39009}No.
As long as we're the ones|that take it away, we can bring it back.
{39014}{39065}But if Cole's got Phoebe|under his control...
{39069}{39114}Yes.
She's right.
{39118}{39175}I am my own worst enemy.
{39188}{39231}The sooner we weaken me,|the better.
{39414}{39475}Leo?
{39744}{39817}This witch's power cannot fight|The lure of evil's magic might {39821}{39869}Before misuse lands her in hell {39873}{39926}Remove the powers|Of Phoebe Halliwell {40163}{40225}Well, it wasn't my best work,|but it should have done the trick.
{40229}{40263}Are you okay?
{40268}{40308}How do you feel?
{40334}{40377}- Fine.|- So the spell worked?
{40382}{40415}- Why wouldn't it?|- You know, {40419}{40475}maybe you should try it out.|Try levitating.
{40639}{40676}What are you doing?
{40756}{40829}Well, I just thought I'd try everything.
{40850}{40896}- So you can't levitate?|- Apparently not.
{40900}{40934}That means the spell worked, right?
{40938}{40986}I don't know,|you're still kind of weird.
{41003}{41044}Maybe the spell had a side effect?
{41083}{41165}Or maybe I just feel sick|because I had to kiss Cole.
{41169}{41215}That's my girl.
{41232}{41323}Yeah, maybe I need to go and rest|for a little while, you know?
{41327}{41356}That's a good idea.
{41426}{41510}Okay, honey, why don't you just|lay down for a little while?
{41514}{41557}Do you want some tea|or something?
{41562}{41620}- Tea sounds great.|- Tea, yes.
{41748}{41830}Tea.
Who drinks tea?
{42293}{42371}Knife in the panty drawer.
{42375}{42427}My kind of girl.
{42468}{42542}Poor little witchy lost her powers.
{42546}{42586}I should just put you|out of your misery.
{42590}{42644}What are you doing here?
{42713}{42744}I thought I should tell you {42748}{42811}that they know you're trying|to reorganize the underworld.
{42815}{42856}I didn't ask you to report to me.
{42875}{42904}What were you doing to Phoebe?
{42909}{42960}Well, she's lying in the middle|of the room.
{42964}{42999}I was making sure she's okay.
{43003}{43042}Since when have you been worried|about her well-being?
{43046}{43091}Since she means so much to you.
{43107}{43179}What?
Do you actually think|I'd be stupid enough to hurt her?
{43183}{43227}That wouldn't make you happy, baby.
{43231}{43292}And you know all I wanna do|is make you happy.
{43296}{43374}If you want to make me happy,|go do the job I asked you to do.
{43395}{43454}Fine, bossy-boots.
{43458}{43512}- Whatever gets you off.|- And when the time comes, {43517}{43567}make sure that Piper|goes to the bail bondsman.
{43571}{43629}She'll refuse at first,|but you can convince her.
{43633}{43676}- The bail bondsman?|- You'll figure it out.
{43680}{43732}Now go.
{44727}{44780}What?
{44857}{44898}Are you okay?
{44911}{44959}Phoebe?
{45065}{45093}Didn't you hear me knocking?
{45097}{45158}No, I was listening to music|to help me relax.
{45178}{45211}Why was the door locked?
{45223}{45319}That was Paige on the phone.|Things just got a whole lot worse.
{45367}{45459}How did she die?|I thought it was just a concussion.
{45463}{45509}The doctors think|there was a blood clot in her brain.
{45514}{45569}- It's all my fault.|- No, it isn't.
{45574}{45658}- Yeah, it is, I killed her.|- No, you didn't, Cole did.
{45662}{45698}- What?|- Look, I can't prove it, {45702}{45784}but we found out that he has Phoebe|under some kind of mind control.
{45789}{45836}Which means he's probably|behind all of this.
{45848}{45929}- That evil bastard.|- He's killing innocent people.
{45933}{46002}All right, let's get you out of here.|Come on, open this thing up.
{46006}{46042}It's not gonna be so easy.
{46069}{46098}Why?
{46102}{46144}When the other driver died, {46149}{46239}the judge charged Paige|with vehicular homicide.
{46244}{46309}He set the bail at $50,000.
{46313}{46374}Oh, my God, where are we gonna|get that kind of money?
{46378}{46428}It's after six.|The banks aren't even open.
{46485}{46534}Bail bondsman.
{46538}{46602}- We'll just go to a bail bondsman.|- You just go.
{46606}{46692}Do that light thing that you do.|I will try to cover for you.
{46696}{46735}What about your job?
{46739}{46803}It doesn't matter.
I should have|believed you in the first place.
{46814}{46839}I will cover for you.
{46844}{46898}No.
Because if they figure out|that Paige is gone, {46902}{46932}she'll be in even more trouble.
{46936}{46998}We'll go to a bail bondsman,|that's what they're there for.
{47020}{47098}Okay, you may be right.
But you don't|have to be so cheerful about it.
{47102}{47173}I'm just saying we can't leave Paige|in jail overnight.
{47177}{47238}You know, that's exactly|what Cole wants, I'm sure.
{47242}{47311}For that kind of bail, you're gonna need|some heavy-duty collateral.
{47315}{47389}We can't use the club because it's...|You know?
{47394}{47426}Then we'll have to use the house.
{47524}{47630}All right, this will cover|the 50,000 bail.
{47678}{47751}Sign here and here.
And...
{47755}{47816}...I'm gonna need to hold on|to the grant deed to your house.
{47820}{47884}You'll get it back when the jailbird|shows up for court.
{47907}{47985}Oh, it'll be fine,|Paige won't skip bail.
{48004}{48068}All right, just sign there.
{48188}{48231}This doesn't feel right.
{48235}{48332}Yeah, well, it never does, lady.|It never does.
{48388}{48462}Here's the receipt.
Hold on to it.
{48511}{48597}That's it.
Your sister shows up|for court, you pay me back.
{48601}{48645}Plus ten percent.
{48661}{48695}Let's go make this worth our while.
{49321}{49392}Okay, people, let's move.
The sooner|we destroy Cole's headquarters, {49396}{49468}the sooner I feel better|about this whole damn day.
{49496}{49572}Piper, we've got a bit|of a situation in here.
{49578}{49615}I knew I forgot something.
{49632}{49722}My mother always warned me about|protecting my house from orbing.
{49734}{49772}- Your house?|- Yes.
{49811}{49859}You signed it, I have it.
{49863}{49962}You can take me to court and try to|evict me, but by then, it'll be too late.
{49966}{49998}Too late for what?
{50003}{50043}I don't know what you think|you're doing, {50047}{50072}but we have the paperwork {50076}{50130}that says the house is ours|unless Paige forfeits bail.
{50134}{50164}Correction.
{50288}{50341}I have the paperwork.
{50346}{50385}Phoebe, what's going on?
{50489}{50514}Dear.
{50915}{50964}I don't even get one little|thank-you kiss?
{50994}{51048}You did well, and you'll be paid|for your efforts later.
{51143}{51256}Is this what a girl has to do to get|a little attention around here?
{51281}{51318}She hates you.
{51344}{51399}You said it yourself.
{51403}{51469}So why fight for her,|when I'm here for the taking?
{51497}{51538}You know, Kaia,|I haven't killed you yet, {51543}{51591}because I find you|mildly entertaining.
{51609}{51656}But soon the real Phoebe|will be by my side.
{51660}{51702}And I'm not too sure|that she'll feel the same way, {51706}{51779}so in the interest of survival,|I suggest you make yourself scarce.
{51935}{52017}Or maybe I'll just make her scarce.
{52051}{52177}Okay, I said something about hell,|and I rhymed it with Halliwell...
{52181}{52231}How could you not keep a copy|of the spell you used {52235}{52269}to take away our sister's powers?
{52273}{52344}It was a crappy spell, okay.|So I left it in the house, all right?
{52348}{52420}Forgive me for not anticipating|the demonic foreclosure.
{52425}{52473}What does he want in the house,|anyway?
{52478}{52514}Is he after the Book of Shadows?
{52518}{52546}I still can't sense Phoebe.
{52551}{52591}God, do you think|she's even still alive?
{52602}{52654}Cole wouldn't kill her.
I don't think.
{52658}{52683}What about floozy Phoebe?
{52687}{52726}Maybe she's got something|up her sleeve.
{52730}{52780}Are you trying to help|or are you just gonna ramble?
{52784}{52836}- I'm just gonna ramble.|- All right, that's enough.
{52840}{52885}Piper, you need to work on the spell.
{52889}{52959}If Phoebe is still alive,|she's gonna need her powers.
{53106}{53137}You don't deserve him.
{53147}{53213}How many times do I have to tell you|I don't want him?
{53395}{53453}"I want the real Phoebe.|I love the real Phoebe.
{53458}{53508}You'll never be as good|as the real Phoebe."
{53752}{53809}What do you think, witch?|Am I as good as you?
{53863}{53888}Or better?
{53913}{54001}Okay, all right.
Look,|I'm sure we can talk about this.
{54005}{54044}I don't think so.
{54048}{54147}See, I'm more of a looker|than a talker.
{54151}{54202}Oh, you're blond,|I should have known.
{54228}{54265}This is gonna be fun.
{54392}{54434}Your powers!
{54724}{54780}You were right, that was fun.
{55119}{55159}Leo!
{55318}{55379}- We're really sorry.|- Hi.
Yeah, we're sorry.
{55383}{55408}- Sorry.|- Are you okay?
{55413}{55476}It's okay, it's okay, I'm okay.|I'm not mad.
{55480}{55548}Well, maybe I'm a little bit mad.|I mean, what took you guys so long?
{55553}{55638}- And what happened to my powers?|- Well, she looked like you.
{55643}{55685}At the hospital,|you said you were tempted, {55689}{55733}and that you didn't want us|to vanquish him.
{55738}{55772}Then we saw you|making out with Cole {55776}{55808}and we all got a little panicky.
{55812}{55864}Excuse me.
Did you really think|I was making out with Cole?
{55868}{55935}- We mention we were sorry?|- You guys.
{55940}{56004}Okay, well, I'm assuming since|you're standing out on the street, {56008}{56082}- that means Cole's in the house?|- Yeah, but we don't know why.
{56086}{56169}- He wants the Nexus.|- Oh, no, he does not.
{56173}{56225}Wait, didn't I read about that|in the Book of Shadows?
{56229}{56271}Isn't that what made you evil before?
{56275}{56349}- How does he know about that?|- He knows everything about us.
{56353}{56425}Okay, look, if he wants its power,|he's gonna have to open the earth {56429}{56493}under the basement|and take the Shadow into him.
{56498}{56556}- Okay, so how do we stop him?|- Well, we can't.
{56561}{56640}But once he has the Shadow,|there is a spell that can {56644}{56710}send it back into the earth,|and hopefully take Cole with him.
{56715}{56788}Yeah, but it has to be said|over the Nexus in the basement.
{56792}{56855}Great, there's only a whole load|of demons in the house, {56860}{56902}and a force field keeping us out.
{56906}{56988}But the one good thing|about Cole's little girlfriend, {56992}{57017}who is dead by the way...
{57061}{57087}...she looks just like me.
{57103}{57149}Wait a second.|So you're gonna pretend to be her {57153}{57179}pretending to be you?
{57183}{57223}If you go in there,|you'll be vulnerable.
{57227}{57252}To turning evil?
{57272}{57315}Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's his plan.
{57345}{57432}Look, you guys underestimated me|once already today.
{57436}{57465}Please don't do it again.
{57583}{57635}She twirled her hair.
{57648}{57679}A lot.
{57684}{57755}She twirled her hair.
Like this?
{57805}{57877}Okay, I'm going in.
{58066}{58135}Hey, baby,|wanna escort a girl inside?
{58139}{58185}Kaia, are you still playing|good witch?
{58189}{58242}It's the way the big man likes it.
{58246}{58280}Sick.
{58351}{58384}Hey, look who it is.
{58388}{58445}Hi, boys.
Did you miss me?
{58449}{58515}All right, the entertainment's here.
{58519}{58556}Hey!
{58576}{58700}Sorry, I'm just, you know,|saving the goods for Cole.
{58704}{58746}Take my jacket, boys.
{58821}{58877}Step aside and let a lady by?
{58882}{58962}You're no lady, Kaia.|And the boss sent you away.
{58968}{59054}Yeah, but he didn't mean it.|Come on, let me past.
{59069}{59102}I'll let you past.
{59106}{59180}If you can drop that witch act|right now.
{59865}{59920}I'm so happy you came.
{59924}{59991}I am light|I am one too strong to fight...
{59995}{60052}Oh, don't fight it, Phoebe.
{60056}{60093}Let evil take you.
{60099}{60181}Return to dark where shadows dwell|You can't have this Halliwell {60185}{60242}- It's no use, Phoebe.|- So go away and leave my sight {60246}{60284}And take with you|This endless night {61115}{61165}My sweet Phoebe.
{61169}{61228}I don't know how you did it.
{61244}{61309}How you got past the force field,|past the guards.
{61319}{61357}But I love that you did.
{61362}{61421}It's that fight that made me|fall in love with you in the first place.
{61431}{61487}- I thought you were dead.|- So did I for a minute there.
{61491}{61539}But now that I know the earth|can't even hold me, {61543}{61584}I guess I'll just call the Shadow|and try again.
{61588}{61624}You could do that.
{61628}{61695}Hell, you could even|turn me evil again.
{61720}{61804}But you will never win.|Because I'll never come back to you.
{61819}{61888}- Phoebe.|- You just don't get it, Cole, do you?
{61893}{61960}I thought you were dead|and I felt nothing.
{61964}{62050}No pain, no love, nothing.
{62096}{62129}I'm free.
{62168}{62234}And when we do vanquish you,|and we will...
{62280}{62316}...I'll never look back.
{62808}{62890}Okay, where are they?|Where are the demons?
{62895}{62957}Sorry, my sweeties,|but they're all dead.
{62971}{63008}You didn't even leave us one?
{63012}{63096}Well, there is one left.|Believe me, there is one left.
{63101}{63181}But I was able to get back the house, {63185}{63225}and keep Cole|from getting the Nexus.
{63270}{63319}What about your job?
And my club?
{63330}{63405}I think you can use your magic|to reverse Cole's, consequence-free.
{63410}{63460}Well, thank the Lord for that.
{63464}{63532}It won't reverse everything, though.|What about the woman he killed?
{63599}{63644}I promise you he won't|get away with that.
{63991}{64022}You asked for me?
{64035}{64063}Kaia's friend?
{64102}{64155}- Used to be.|- She tell you what I want?
{64185}{64240}You mean this?
{64267}{64306}Yeah, that's it.
{64413}{64461}Just tell me what you want, baby.
{64634}{64706}That's what I want, baby.