Show: Las Vegas - 4x8
* I'm dreaming of white Chrismas * Just like the ones I used to know * * Where the treetops glisten * And children listen * To hear sleigh bells in the snow * * I'm dreaming * (Mike) Only in Vegas do they make snow on the hottest December in history.
[laughing] Oh!
Not so funny now, is it?
This is war.
Amen to that brother.
* Men are pigs.
Those two are oinkers.
Oh!
Here he is.
Thank you.
Reggie!
Samantha!
You're not traveling light, are you?
Look at this entourage.
A little larger than last year, no?
What can I say?
I'm eccentric.
Yes, you are.
How's my favorite client?
(Reggie) oh,oh.You mean your "Christmas Bonus?"
(Sam) Exactly.
I have a surprise for you.
It's from his first Vegas concert.
The traveling Elvis collection is here from Graceland.
And I've set it up so you can have a private viewing, and I have also set it up so you can try on one of "The King's" jumpsuits.
Ow!
Aren't you excited?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I just hate the heat.
That's why I always come to Vegas in December.
See now, I thought you always came to Vegas to spend Christmas with me.
Well, that too.
Come on, let's get inside before I wilt.
Have you ever seen such a beautiful tree, Ashley?
Look, another elf!
Hi.
[engine starting] [wheels screeching] Hey!
Hey, hey!
That's my car!
[Elvis Presley's A Little Less Conversation] * Hi, Santa.
Hi, girls.
* Here comes Santa Claus * Here comes Santa Claus We've been really naughty, Santa.
Maybe you should spank us!
[giggling] Ho!
Ho!
Ho!
(woman) Did he just call us hos?
Hey.
What?
Did you just knock that guy down?
Uh...
he tripped.
It's nice of you to show up.
The kids have been waiting for over an hour.
Mary, lay off me, will ya?
I'm sweating like a pig, and this costume is just itching the hell out of me.
That's the old Christmas spirit.
You gonna bite the heads off the kids too, huh?
Like Santa, not the Grinch.
Ho!
What'da you got in the sack for me, Santa?
Ho, ho, ho.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
I can't believe it's already the day before Christmas Eve.
Well I can't believe...
I can't believe we haven't had a drawing for Secret Santa yet.
We've all been so busy.
(Delinda) I'm so excited about Danny and my first Christmas together.
I'm planning a special candlelit Christmas Eve dinner, then a little cuddling by the fire as we read "The Night Before Christmas"-- a Deline family tradition-- Then I've got a real surprise for Danny...
Alright let's stop right there.
I don't want to hear about your whoopie making on the floor in front of the fire, under the Christmas tree.
We love your Secret Santa.
It's the highlig of our year.
Don't patronize me.
You just make sure that everybody's in my office, you included.
Yes sir.
I swear, Ed, this kids, they love you more and more every year.
Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Ho, ho!
Oh, God.
Whoopie making in front of the fire on Christmas Eve is romantic, Mike.
Besides, that's not what the surprise is...
although it could lead to that.
Delinda!
I said I don't want to hear anymore.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Ho, ho!
Did you hear that Danny's car was stolen?
What?
When?
He loves that car.
(Mike) Yeah, he's pretty upset.
(Mary) All right, sit down.
Act jolly.
(Ed)Hi, little one.
hi,sanda What's your name?
Are you bothered by the Montecito's myopic Christmas only display?
No.
I love Christmas.
What about Hanukkah and Kwanzaa?
Any day you get presents is a good day for me.
Great, then maybe you can help me out with a little multi-denominational-- Sorry, I'm busy.
Holiday display thing I'm work-- (man) Hey, Santa!
Where's your reindeer?
So what's your name, sweetheart?
Cassidy.
Yo, Santa!
I'm talking to you.
i can't believe this guy ??
sanda That's right fat man, I'm talkin' to you!
Hey, listen, crap for brains, you don't you shut up, I'm gonna come down there...
Hey, Santa!
Santa's not supposed to say bad things.
Santa's a little pissed this year.
Santa!
Here, honey.
Have a candy cane.
You have to remember that you have to be a good girl, or Santa won't bring any toys to your house.
Okay?
Well, Merry Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho.
C'mon sweetie.
Does Santa have something in the sack for me?
Come here, little girl.
Not you, little girl.
I got a very special gift for you.
I'm gonna slip it to you later.
Make sure you're wearing the Santa suit.
[giggling] (man) Mary.
Yeah?
There's two little girls in the lobby looking for you.
They asked for you by name.
(Reggie) It is perfect.
I can see all the Christmas decorations on all the hotels all the way down the strip.
Let's hit the tables.
Yeah.
Hey, ladies.
I'm Mary Connell.
I'm Ariel Connell, and this is Ashley.
Connell?
We're your sisters.
Hey, Santa.
One of your elves just stole Danny's car from the valet.
It's not funny.
Actually, I'm serious.
Everyone, Santa's taking a little break.
His chief toy maker here.
If this an excuse for you guys to avoid my Secret Santa.
If that's what it is-- No.
It's not, Ed.
One of the elves stole his car.
Well maybe...
It's probably a joke.
Danny's not laughing.
Are you trying to tell me he's not coming to the drawing?
I don't know.
Well you're going.
Are you kidding?
I wouldn't miss it.
Highlight of my year.
Although something's been bothering me, Ed.
Why does the Montecito only decorate for Christmas?
Why not Hanukkah and Kwanzaa?
I mean, not everybody celebrates Christmas.
Maybe we could have Hanukkah Harry hand out some dreidels, or cook up some latkes at Wolfgang Puck's?
Who's Hanukkah Harry?
He's kind of the humorous Jewish counterpart to Santa Claus...
Uh-huh.
Never mind.
I just thought a holiday theme as opposed to Christmas only would be a nice change.
Tell you what.
You know, if you feel like putting on some sort of display for Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, you feel free.
On second thought, you are in charge of the new holiday theme.
I don't want to be in charge, I was just asking a question.
Happy Hanukkah.
Ho, ho, ho.
What are you doing here?
Where's your parents?
Is your father here?
Where is he?
Did he hurt you?
Where's your mom?
(Danny) Mary.
Mary!
One of your cute little Christmas elves has jacked my car.
Danny.
What?
These are my little sisters.
Is he here?
no (man) Danny...
Your car was just spotted at a gas station off the strip.
Have you seen a yellow '69 Camaro?
Black racing stripes?
Yeah, driven by an elf?
Yeah.
The elf went into the bathroom.
He hasn't come out yet.
What about the car?
Another dude came by and drove away.
Do you mind if I take a look at your surveillance tapes?
The cameras haven't worked in years.
Damn it!
(Delinda) I just want our first Christmas to be special.
You know what I mean?
(Sam) He's just pissing away his money.
Isn't that what we want?
Of course it's what we want, but we want people to piss away their money correctly.
I didn't know there was a correct way to piss away your money.
Well there is.
Now what is it you're going on about?
Danny and my first Christmas.
I'm planning a special candlelit romantic Christmas Eve dinner, then a little cuddling by the fire...
Okay, hold please.
I really don't want to hear about you and Danny playing hide the salami in front of the fireplace or under the Christmas tree.
Why does everyone think that's all we do?
Because you two couldn't stop bangin' each other if your lives depended on it.
In fact, I'm surprised you two aren't permanently attached at the crotch.
Hey, Mary.
Those...
Those elves that you hired, are they all little people?
Yes.
Where are the girls?
I called their mother and she came and picked them up.
Danny, my father is in jail.
She had him arrested.
Good!
That's where he belongs.
I hope those two didn't go through what I went through.
I should've called the police years ago.
You did everything that you could at the time.
Yeah, but what if...?
You didn't know that he got remarried and that you had two little sisters.
and if you told your mother and told her everything that happened to you.
You did everything that you could.
It's Ed.
We gotta get to the Secret Santa.
Great.
Yeah.
It should be fun.
[cell phone ringing] This is Sam.
Sam, get your little ass up here right now, in my office for the drawing.
Oh, you know what, Ed?
I can't because I'm with a client so-- (Ed) Now.
I'll be right there.
Reggie.
I'm gonna be right back.
Okay?
Don't do anything crazy.
Okay.
Just for fun, let's double my bet.
(all) Oh!
(Ed) Christmas wasn't very much for me as a child because, you know, money was tight, but...
my family, we were always together, and my dad always read The Night Before Christmas on Christmas Eve.
And we always exchanged gifts, some of the gifts were handmade, most of the stuff we found on the streets.
My father once gave me a stickball bat for Christmas, which is what?
A broomstick.
That was a big deal.
Can we hurry this up?
Some of us actually work around here.
Did I miss the "we were so poor part"?
Yeah.
Good.
What's that?
Nothing.
Okay, Mary.
You, because you did all this hard work with the decorations at the Montecito, and the activities, have won the honor of drawing first.
Oh, congratulations.
(Ed) Now here's the deal.
After you draw, whosever name you call they come up and they draw, and it goes on and on and on.
Okeydoke.
Okeydoke.
Delinda.
Delinda!
Honey, you don't have to close your eyes.
It's hat, you know.
Okay.
Danny!
No way.
No, you can't have Danny.
Why not?
'Cause you're already having Danny.
Sam's right.
There's no rule about who you can choose.
[all arguing] ?everybody ,clam out I will decide.
Hold it, I will decide.
Please, I will decide.
Can we be little mature over here?
This coming from a man in a Santa costume?
That's very funny.
Okay.
I have made the decision.
You must pick again.
But-- You can't pick Danny.
Fine.
Put that one back.
And the lucky winner is?
Sam.
Oh, great.
Listen, I don't want any crotchless underwear.
Or edible panties.
Now what am I supposed to get you?
Ha, ha, ha.
Ed!
Sam, no re-gifting.
Yeah.
Like last year, and the year before.
We've all gotten a re-gift.
What?
Should target the rules again?
(all) No.
I got them all right here.
All right then, Mike, why don't you tell us what the number one rule is?
Well, the number one rule of Secret Santa is: (all) "You must graciously take "and use the gift that I've given you.
No ifs, ands or buts."
There you go.
Now that's the deal.
Mike.
What?
I drew your name.
Hey!
Make it a good one, Mr.
D. "
Make it a good one, Mr.
D."
Kiss ass.
It's like that?
Yeah.
Danny.
Yeah!
You know, the unrated version of Brokeback Mountain...
That's not funny.
Oh!
It's a little funny.
It's kinda funny.
(Mary) Why bother?
I'm the only one left.
Mary!
Hey, can we trade names?
No!
Why?
No.
Come on.
I'm leaving.
Hey, wait a second.
Sam.
Listen, everybody.
I'm putting together a little multi-denominational display, you know, as opposed to the usual Christmas decorations, and I was wondering if Sam, right here, you, and Mary, if you can give me a hand.
You know, just a little.
What do you think?
Good luck with that.
Hey, hey, where's your Christmas...?
(Delinda) I have no idea what to give Sam for Christmas.
(Mary) How about anti-evil pills?
Oh, no, wait.
She got those last year, didn't do any good.
Hey, everybody, listen up.
I'm looking for a few volunteers to help me out with the Montecito's new multi-denominational holiday display.
Yeah!
You're not gonna want to miss out on this fun so...
Anybody.
Mitch.
Oh, look at the time.
Come on, Mitch.
Hey.
Help a brother out.
With what?
With the di-- I can see I'm on my own on this one.
[sighing loudly] Looks like your car thief was fully aware of our surveillance cams.
Not one good angle.
Is he eyein' Elvis' caddie?
Little man is either stupid or the most brazen thief we've ever dealt with.
You see that?
(Mike) Ho, that's Louise.
She was wearing a mirrored bikini top.
I'm looking at me looking at her, it's cra-- She got me good with one of those big old snowballs.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Huh?
Hey, come on, man.
You're living with Delinda now.
I mean, sure, I wouldn't mind hittin it, but-- That's not what I was thinking.
Oh.
Maybe we can pull the reflection of the elf off of her top.
Oh!
I got it, I got it.
Your elf is neither stupid, nor brazen, ?he is a kid (Mike) Happy Christmas Eve morning, everybody.
Hey!
There he is!
You've been here all night?
I've been trying to video ID the kid.
Any luck?
No.
I checked all juvie files, all reported runaways, nothing.
I made calls to everyone I know.
I'll check and see if there's any car ring operating in Vegas that uses kids as wheelmen.
There's not.
I already checked.
What about someone after classic cars?
No, checked that too.
Your car should be easy to locate, Danny.
It's bright yellow with black racing stripes.
It looks like a bumble bee.
You okay?
Mm-hmm.
It's just that I promised my dad I'd never let anything happen to it.
(Mary) 'Cause I already know what I'm getting you.
(Delinda) Really?
What?
You'll have to wait and see.
But I can't wait.
Can't wait for what?
My Christmas present.
She won't tell me what she's getting me.
That's too bad.
Hey, what should I get for your father?
Well I know what he really wants...
You do?
But I can't tell you 'cause then Danny and I wouldn't have anything to give him.
He's really hard to shop for.
Okay, but I could go in on it with you and Danny.
No.
You wanted to see me?
Anything new with the car?
No.
Look...
What do I get Mike for Christmas?
I don't know.
I'm still trying to figure out what to give Mary.
I kinda want to get Mike something special.
I think, you know, he's been feeling a little left out lately.
Specially with you and Delinda being together and all now.
You know.
Oh, by the way, you and Delinda are invited over on Christmas morning, you know, opening presents and Christmas dinner.
So basically all day.
Yeah, we had plans.
We're not gonna be able to make it.
Sorry.
What time?
About 6:00.
Reggie!
Come on, come on, baby.
Hey!
I thought we were meeting for breakfast.
Oh, Sam, I'm sorry.
The tables were calling my name.
Sweetie, Reg.
The only name that these tables are calling is "loser."
I want you to slow down.
I'd like to see you again next Christmas.
Sam?
A word.
Could you just excuse for-- Just-- I'm a little confused by your concern over your client's spending habits.
The holiday spirit making you feel good?
Not so much?
What do you want?
Well to be honest, I'm a little worried that the gift I'm gonna give Danny appears a little-- Gay?
Yeah.
So why don't you get him Beer of the Month Club?
That's so impersonal.
Now that's gay.
Hey, what do you think I should get for Ed?
Oh!
Yeah, he uh...
I have no idea.
Oh!
It's like that?
Oh, okay.
Well good luck with that personal gift you're getting for Danny.
(all) Oh!
All right, that's enough.
Come on, we're taking a break.
You and I are gonna go Christmas shopping.
Danny McCoy.
(man) Danny, your car was just spotted at The Chop Shop off of Flamingo.
Okay, thank you.
I gotta run.
Whoo!
Excuse me.
(Delinda) Hey.
How come you didn't come home last night?
I was looking for my car.
They just spotted it.
Did Danny find his car?
I don't know, I couldn't understand what he said.
What is his obsession over that car?
Why is he so freaked out?
It's insured.
It was his mother's car.
What's going on with you, Reg?
Why are you playing so recklessly this year?
It's not like you.
After she died, it just sat in the garage for years.
Danny and his father decided they were gonna rebuild the car.
I just always wanted to play with reckless abandonment.
Play big, win big.
Play stupid, lose fast.
[laughing] That's why I love you, Sam.
Always honest.
Then on Christmas morning when Danny turned 16, his dad handed him the keys, and made him promise never to let anything happen to his mom's car.
Hey, you know, you're never going to find a gift for your boss in a place like this.
Yeah.
You have any suggestions?
Yeah, yeah.
You know Ed Deline better than I do.
Think of the one thing he would never give himself.
Mmm.
Hey, have you seen a yellow '69 Camaro with black racing stripes?
You a cop?
No, man, I'm just looking for my car.
Yeah, we had one.
Please tell me you didn't cut it up.
No, man, we don't cut up cars, we trick'em out.
I spent all night working on the Camaro.
The guy who brought it in said he was gonna race it this afternoon.
[engines speeding] Next up two classic racing cars: '69 Camaro Nitro vs the Dodge Super Bee.
Hey, hey!
[wheels screeching] That's mine!
that's my car That...son of a...
[Elvis Presley singing Blue Christmas] (paramedic) You really should let us take you to the hospital to be checked out.
(driver) I'm fine.
(paramedic) At least go see your own doctor.
Where'd you get the car?
Who the hell are you?
I'm the pissed off guy who owns the car you just blew up.
It was stolen?
Yeah.
I didn't know.
I swear.
The guy told me he could get me a classic Camaro.
What guy?
Goes by Rick.
Rick...
what?
It's all I have.
You got a title?
So you bought a car from a guy named Rick without a title.
Where do I find him?
I don't know.
He came by the track one day.
I haven't seen him since.
Yeah, I need a flatbed tow truck.
You can't take my car.
It is not your car.
I paid for it.
Hey, it's cool.
Take the car.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
There's a joke in there somewhere.
(Sam) Ed's present should be arriving soon.
Thanks, Reggie.
I'm gonna go freshen up.
Oh, okay.
I'll wait for you.
What the hell is that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
i'm sorry .could you excuse me for a moment His name is Mike Cannon.
No, he's really a huge fan of yours.
Oh, great.
Thanks so much, Stephen.
Merry Christmas, Mr.
Ed.
Merry Christmas, Polly.
What are you doing here, Polly?
Do me a favor too, please don't call me Mr.
Ed.
I'm your Christmas present from Sam.
I don't get it.
Sam giving you whole "special treatment."
What whole "special treatment?"
Pedi, mani, massage.
Maybe happy ending if you lucky.
Happy ending, we don't...
We don't do that.
Wait!
We don't do that at the hotel.
Oh, so much tension.
So tight.
I tight too, but in good way.
You think you big tough guy know pressure points.
I know too.
Ah!
You relax.
Too much tension.
Let Polly melt tension away like butter on penis.
What?
(Mike) Looks like you found your car.
(Delinda) Danny, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
We can't leave it sitting here.
Oof!
I'll take care of the car.
I never liked that car anyway.
What should I do?
I don't know.
Oh!
My Christmas present for Sam, it's here.
Sam would be very angry with me if you don't let me give you "special treatment."
[yelping with pain] Sam funny girl.
Nice little butt.
Good shape.
You like little butt, Eddie?
Oh, yeah.
Maybe we have a three way.
Hmm?
You gotta give me more than just the name Rick.
That's all that I got.
They gave me Rick.
Just cross-match it with something else.
I don't know.
Like Rick with somebody...
I'm sorry, Danny.
I'm gonna find this kid.
Hey, have you seen Reggie?
Merry Christmas.
Oh, I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I'm not a purse person.
It's not a purse.
Just open it.
Oh, it's not?
What the hell is that?
A puppy!
What am I supposed to do with that?
Love it!
What?
And take care of it!
No, no.
I don't want a dog!
But you need one.
I don't want one.
Talk to the hand, sister.
You know the rules of the Secret Santa.
No, no, no.
Take it!
[sighing] You have a plan for Christmas Eve?
Oh, yeah.
Jillian and I...
Making a Christmas Eve whoopie?
Me too!
Happy Holiday!
Ho-ho-ho!
[faintly] Ho-ho...
What's in the box?
Your Christmas present.
Let me see, let me see.
No way.
Hey, have you guys seen Reggie?
No.
What a cute puppy.
(Delinda) My Christmas present to her.
Oh, it's perfect.
It's just what she needs.
It's not what I need.
Yes, it is.
He's so cute.
Rottweiler.
Just like Sam.
Hey, Mary, you want it?
You can have it.
You can't give away my Christmas present I gave to you.
You know Ed's number one rule.
(both) "You must graciously take and use the gift given you."
[puppy whimpering] Okay, but it's not my fault if something happens to the mutt.
[puppy whimpering] She wouldn't hurt a puppy.
Would she?
You have nice toes.
My boyfriend, ugly toe, but he big like a horse.
I call him "meat."
Thanks for sharing, Polly.
Sometimes he bangy, bangy, bangy.
You know, my head slamming against the wall.
Hurts so good, you know.
(Delinda) I don't understand.
Well you said you wanted to know Danny as a kid, so...
Danny in the...
ninth grade.
(Delinda) Oh, he's cute.
Yeah, he was.
Danny in the tenth grade.
(Delinda) Wow, what a dorky haircut.
It really was.
I can't take that.
Danny gave that to you.
And I'm giving it to you.
Mary, I can't...
(Mary) Please.
I want you to have it.
Really?
(Mary) Yeah.
Uh, Mary...
I need to talk to you.
Delinda this is...
my stepmother...
Carol...
Hi.
Nice meeting you.
I'll just give you two a moment...
I want you to testify against your father.
I...
Mary, please.
I'm trying to spare Ariel and Ashley here.
I can't.
No.
No.
Mary!
I'm sorry.
Mary!
(Mike) Hey, hey.
Have you seen Danny?
I got a lead on that kid who stole his car.
[sighing] I'm sorry.
Did I interrupt something?
Reggie!
I found it!
The Elvis Christmas CD.
What's happenin'?
Reggie!
What's going on, brother?
I'm dying Sam...
Yeah, well we're all dying.
Not tonight.
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
(nurse) He checked himself out of the hospital.
His body has shut down.
He's...fine.
You're fine, right, Reg?
He's dying.
(Reggie) Come sit and with me, Sam.
This is for you.
Open it after I'm gone.
[puppy barking] Did you get me a puppy, Sam?
I always wanted to have a puppy for Christmas.
Yes, I did get you a puppy.
Oh!
Oh, hi!
Oh!
* It got cold fast, huh?
Yeah, the cold front just moved in.
There's no global warming though, right?
You didn't have to come with me, you know.
If I didn't, would you have come?
No.
Did you find the kid who stole your car?
I got an address, but...
it's probably just another dead-end.
Oh.
Okay.
Here goes.
Okay.
Hey.
Thanks for coming.
You sure you don't want me to come in with you?
I'm sure.
I have a confession to make, Sam.
Every Christmas Eve, I still look up into the sky, searching for Santa and his reindeer.
So do I.
Mike, I have a Stephen Hawking calling for you from England.
Stephen Hawking?
He says he's your Christmas present from Ed.
Mr.
Hawking?
I'm a huge fan.
This is incredible.
It's Stephen Hawking.
I--I have so many questions to ask you.
I don't even know where to start.
Video chat?
Are you kidding me?
Of course.
[cell phone ringing] [ringing] Come on Danny, it's Christmas Eve.
I know you're in there!
Open the door!
Please don't hurt us.
You stole my car...
I was just trying to get some money for Christmas for my little brother and sister.
Where are your parents?
There's only our mom.
Is she...at work?
I don't know.
We haven't seen her in a while.
Do you guys live here?
Yeah.
You can't stay here.
Why?
Because it's too cold.
We can't leave.
When our mom comes back, she won't know where to find us.
I'll find your mom, okay?
What about our tree?
We'll take the tree with us, sweetie.
Hey, Reg.
Reggie?
[music stops] He's gone.
(Mary) "Twas the night before Christmas "when all through the house, "not a creature was stirring, "not even a mouse. "
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, "in hopes that St.
Nicholas "soon would be there. "
The children were nestled all snug in their beds, "while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads. "
And Mamma in her kerchief, and I in my cap, "had just settled down for a long winter's nap. "
When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter. "
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. "
Away to the window I flew like a flash, "tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. "
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow "gave a luster of mid-day to objects below, "when, what to my wondering eyes should appear, "but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.
[bells rattling] "With a little old driver, "so lively and quick, "I knew in a moment it must be St.
Nick... "
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, "and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name, "'Now Dasher, now Dancer! "
Now Prancer and Vixen! "
On, Comet!
(Mary) "On, Cupid! "
On, Donder and Blitzen!"
It can't be... "
To the top of the porch, "to the top of the wall, "now, dash away, dash away, dash away all!'" We know the family.
They've been in and out of local shelters for years.
Who just walks away from three little kids like this?
(man) You'd be surprised what people do to their kids.
Any idea where I might be able to find their mother?
Yeah.
On this street corner.
Hold on.
Don't go.
Come on, sweetie.
It's okay.
(girl) Don't leave!
Merry Christmas, Mary.
Merry Christmas.
I'll testify against my father.
Thank you.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
I can help you get a job.
I got a job.
Can I at least help you get cleaned up for Christmas?
Or for your kids?
Come on.
?you better off without me Delinda.
* You can count on me * Please have snow and mistletoe * Good morning, sweetie.
Merry Christmas.
* And presents Hey-- * Under the tree * Christmas Eve * Will find me * Where the love light beams Hey, hey, hey.
Well, Santa left some stuff under my tree with your names on it here.
Here you go.
Thank you.
This is for you.
This one's for you.
* If only in my dreams Our Mom's not coming for us, is she?
* ...For Christmas * (Danny) hey,Mitch.it is danny I need you to find the grandparents of some kids.
?that i want all the resource on it (Mitch) but Danny, it's Christmas morning.
(Danny) I know, that's why we need to find them now.
Delinda.
Delinda.
Hey.
Merry Christmas, Danny McCoy.
* In the lane, snow is glistening * * A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight * (Danny) I don't understand.
We chipped in to buy the pieces to put your car back together.
That's right, kid.
We're going to rebuild your car for you.
Merry Christmas.
(Jillian) Merry Christmas, Danny.
I don't know what to say.
(Sam) Don't cry please.
Thank you guys.
Merry Christmas.
What's this?
It's a present for you.
Beer of the Month Club.
Cool, thank you.
[laughter] Whose dog?
(Sam) Mine.
His name is Reggie.
Reggie.
Hey, Ed.
Hmm?
So how did you like that, uh, special treatment?
Well, actually, it was extremely, uh, healing.
[laughing] Oh!
Not so funny now, is it?
This is war.
Amen to that brother.
* Men are pigs.
Those two are oinkers.
Oh!
Here he is.
Thank you.
Reggie!
Samantha!
You're not traveling light, are you?
Look at this entourage.
A little larger than last year, no?
What can I say?
I'm eccentric.
Yes, you are.
How's my favorite client?
(Reggie) oh,oh.You mean your "Christmas Bonus?"
(Sam) Exactly.
I have a surprise for you.
It's from his first Vegas concert.
The traveling Elvis collection is here from Graceland.
And I've set it up so you can have a private viewing, and I have also set it up so you can try on one of "The King's" jumpsuits.
Ow!
Aren't you excited?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I just hate the heat.
That's why I always come to Vegas in December.
See now, I thought you always came to Vegas to spend Christmas with me.
Well, that too.
Come on, let's get inside before I wilt.
Have you ever seen such a beautiful tree, Ashley?
Look, another elf!
Hi.
[engine starting] [wheels screeching] Hey!
Hey, hey!
That's my car!
[Elvis Presley's A Little Less Conversation] * Hi, Santa.
Hi, girls.
* Here comes Santa Claus * Here comes Santa Claus We've been really naughty, Santa.
Maybe you should spank us!
[giggling] Ho!
Ho!
Ho!
(woman) Did he just call us hos?
Hey.
What?
Did you just knock that guy down?
Uh...
he tripped.
It's nice of you to show up.
The kids have been waiting for over an hour.
Mary, lay off me, will ya?
I'm sweating like a pig, and this costume is just itching the hell out of me.
That's the old Christmas spirit.
You gonna bite the heads off the kids too, huh?
Like Santa, not the Grinch.
Ho!
What'da you got in the sack for me, Santa?
Ho, ho, ho.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
I can't believe it's already the day before Christmas Eve.
Well I can't believe...
I can't believe we haven't had a drawing for Secret Santa yet.
We've all been so busy.
(Delinda) I'm so excited about Danny and my first Christmas together.
I'm planning a special candlelit Christmas Eve dinner, then a little cuddling by the fire as we read "The Night Before Christmas"-- a Deline family tradition-- Then I've got a real surprise for Danny...
Alright let's stop right there.
I don't want to hear about your whoopie making on the floor in front of the fire, under the Christmas tree.
We love your Secret Santa.
It's the highlig of our year.
Don't patronize me.
You just make sure that everybody's in my office, you included.
Yes sir.
I swear, Ed, this kids, they love you more and more every year.
Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Ho, ho!
Oh, God.
Whoopie making in front of the fire on Christmas Eve is romantic, Mike.
Besides, that's not what the surprise is...
although it could lead to that.
Delinda!
I said I don't want to hear anymore.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Ho, ho!
Did you hear that Danny's car was stolen?
What?
When?
He loves that car.
(Mike) Yeah, he's pretty upset.
(Mary) All right, sit down.
Act jolly.
(Ed)Hi, little one.
hi,sanda What's your name?
Are you bothered by the Montecito's myopic Christmas only display?
No.
I love Christmas.
What about Hanukkah and Kwanzaa?
Any day you get presents is a good day for me.
Great, then maybe you can help me out with a little multi-denominational-- Sorry, I'm busy.
Holiday display thing I'm work-- (man) Hey, Santa!
Where's your reindeer?
So what's your name, sweetheart?
Cassidy.
Yo, Santa!
I'm talking to you.
i can't believe this guy ??
sanda That's right fat man, I'm talkin' to you!
Hey, listen, crap for brains, you don't you shut up, I'm gonna come down there...
Hey, Santa!
Santa's not supposed to say bad things.
Santa's a little pissed this year.
Santa!
Here, honey.
Have a candy cane.
You have to remember that you have to be a good girl, or Santa won't bring any toys to your house.
Okay?
Well, Merry Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho.
C'mon sweetie.
Does Santa have something in the sack for me?
Come here, little girl.
Not you, little girl.
I got a very special gift for you.
I'm gonna slip it to you later.
Make sure you're wearing the Santa suit.
[giggling] (man) Mary.
Yeah?
There's two little girls in the lobby looking for you.
They asked for you by name.
(Reggie) It is perfect.
I can see all the Christmas decorations on all the hotels all the way down the strip.
Let's hit the tables.
Yeah.
Hey, ladies.
I'm Mary Connell.
I'm Ariel Connell, and this is Ashley.
Connell?
We're your sisters.
Hey, Santa.
One of your elves just stole Danny's car from the valet.
It's not funny.
Actually, I'm serious.
Everyone, Santa's taking a little break.
His chief toy maker here.
If this an excuse for you guys to avoid my Secret Santa.
If that's what it is-- No.
It's not, Ed.
One of the elves stole his car.
Well maybe...
It's probably a joke.
Danny's not laughing.
Are you trying to tell me he's not coming to the drawing?
I don't know.
Well you're going.
Are you kidding?
I wouldn't miss it.
Highlight of my year.
Although something's been bothering me, Ed.
Why does the Montecito only decorate for Christmas?
Why not Hanukkah and Kwanzaa?
I mean, not everybody celebrates Christmas.
Maybe we could have Hanukkah Harry hand out some dreidels, or cook up some latkes at Wolfgang Puck's?
Who's Hanukkah Harry?
He's kind of the humorous Jewish counterpart to Santa Claus...
Uh-huh.
Never mind.
I just thought a holiday theme as opposed to Christmas only would be a nice change.
Tell you what.
You know, if you feel like putting on some sort of display for Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, you feel free.
On second thought, you are in charge of the new holiday theme.
I don't want to be in charge, I was just asking a question.
Happy Hanukkah.
Ho, ho, ho.
What are you doing here?
Where's your parents?
Is your father here?
Where is he?
Did he hurt you?
Where's your mom?
(Danny) Mary.
Mary!
One of your cute little Christmas elves has jacked my car.
Danny.
What?
These are my little sisters.
Is he here?
no (man) Danny...
Your car was just spotted at a gas station off the strip.
Have you seen a yellow '69 Camaro?
Black racing stripes?
Yeah, driven by an elf?
Yeah.
The elf went into the bathroom.
He hasn't come out yet.
What about the car?
Another dude came by and drove away.
Do you mind if I take a look at your surveillance tapes?
The cameras haven't worked in years.
Damn it!
(Delinda) I just want our first Christmas to be special.
You know what I mean?
(Sam) He's just pissing away his money.
Isn't that what we want?
Of course it's what we want, but we want people to piss away their money correctly.
I didn't know there was a correct way to piss away your money.
Well there is.
Now what is it you're going on about?
Danny and my first Christmas.
I'm planning a special candlelit romantic Christmas Eve dinner, then a little cuddling by the fire...
Okay, hold please.
I really don't want to hear about you and Danny playing hide the salami in front of the fireplace or under the Christmas tree.
Why does everyone think that's all we do?
Because you two couldn't stop bangin' each other if your lives depended on it.
In fact, I'm surprised you two aren't permanently attached at the crotch.
Hey, Mary.
Those...
Those elves that you hired, are they all little people?
Yes.
Where are the girls?
I called their mother and she came and picked them up.
Danny, my father is in jail.
She had him arrested.
Good!
That's where he belongs.
I hope those two didn't go through what I went through.
I should've called the police years ago.
You did everything that you could at the time.
Yeah, but what if...?
You didn't know that he got remarried and that you had two little sisters.
and if you told your mother and told her everything that happened to you.
You did everything that you could.
It's Ed.
We gotta get to the Secret Santa.
Great.
Yeah.
It should be fun.
[cell phone ringing] This is Sam.
Sam, get your little ass up here right now, in my office for the drawing.
Oh, you know what, Ed?
I can't because I'm with a client so-- (Ed) Now.
I'll be right there.
Reggie.
I'm gonna be right back.
Okay?
Don't do anything crazy.
Okay.
Just for fun, let's double my bet.
(all) Oh!
(Ed) Christmas wasn't very much for me as a child because, you know, money was tight, but...
my family, we were always together, and my dad always read The Night Before Christmas on Christmas Eve.
And we always exchanged gifts, some of the gifts were handmade, most of the stuff we found on the streets.
My father once gave me a stickball bat for Christmas, which is what?
A broomstick.
That was a big deal.
Can we hurry this up?
Some of us actually work around here.
Did I miss the "we were so poor part"?
Yeah.
Good.
What's that?
Nothing.
Okay, Mary.
You, because you did all this hard work with the decorations at the Montecito, and the activities, have won the honor of drawing first.
Oh, congratulations.
(Ed) Now here's the deal.
After you draw, whosever name you call they come up and they draw, and it goes on and on and on.
Okeydoke.
Okeydoke.
Delinda.
Delinda!
Honey, you don't have to close your eyes.
It's hat, you know.
Okay.
Danny!
No way.
No, you can't have Danny.
Why not?
'Cause you're already having Danny.
Sam's right.
There's no rule about who you can choose.
[all arguing] ?everybody ,clam out I will decide.
Hold it, I will decide.
Please, I will decide.
Can we be little mature over here?
This coming from a man in a Santa costume?
That's very funny.
Okay.
I have made the decision.
You must pick again.
But-- You can't pick Danny.
Fine.
Put that one back.
And the lucky winner is?
Sam.
Oh, great.
Listen, I don't want any crotchless underwear.
Or edible panties.
Now what am I supposed to get you?
Ha, ha, ha.
Ed!
Sam, no re-gifting.
Yeah.
Like last year, and the year before.
We've all gotten a re-gift.
What?
Should target the rules again?
(all) No.
I got them all right here.
All right then, Mike, why don't you tell us what the number one rule is?
Well, the number one rule of Secret Santa is: (all) "You must graciously take "and use the gift that I've given you.
No ifs, ands or buts."
There you go.
Now that's the deal.
Mike.
What?
I drew your name.
Hey!
Make it a good one, Mr.
D. "
Make it a good one, Mr.
D."
Kiss ass.
It's like that?
Yeah.
Danny.
Yeah!
You know, the unrated version of Brokeback Mountain...
That's not funny.
Oh!
It's a little funny.
It's kinda funny.
(Mary) Why bother?
I'm the only one left.
Mary!
Hey, can we trade names?
No!
Why?
No.
Come on.
I'm leaving.
Hey, wait a second.
Sam.
Listen, everybody.
I'm putting together a little multi-denominational display, you know, as opposed to the usual Christmas decorations, and I was wondering if Sam, right here, you, and Mary, if you can give me a hand.
You know, just a little.
What do you think?
Good luck with that.
Hey, hey, where's your Christmas...?
(Delinda) I have no idea what to give Sam for Christmas.
(Mary) How about anti-evil pills?
Oh, no, wait.
She got those last year, didn't do any good.
Hey, everybody, listen up.
I'm looking for a few volunteers to help me out with the Montecito's new multi-denominational holiday display.
Yeah!
You're not gonna want to miss out on this fun so...
Anybody.
Mitch.
Oh, look at the time.
Come on, Mitch.
Hey.
Help a brother out.
With what?
With the di-- I can see I'm on my own on this one.
[sighing loudly] Looks like your car thief was fully aware of our surveillance cams.
Not one good angle.
Is he eyein' Elvis' caddie?
Little man is either stupid or the most brazen thief we've ever dealt with.
You see that?
(Mike) Ho, that's Louise.
She was wearing a mirrored bikini top.
I'm looking at me looking at her, it's cra-- She got me good with one of those big old snowballs.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Huh?
Hey, come on, man.
You're living with Delinda now.
I mean, sure, I wouldn't mind hittin it, but-- That's not what I was thinking.
Oh.
Maybe we can pull the reflection of the elf off of her top.
Oh!
I got it, I got it.
Your elf is neither stupid, nor brazen, ?he is a kid (Mike) Happy Christmas Eve morning, everybody.
Hey!
There he is!
You've been here all night?
I've been trying to video ID the kid.
Any luck?
No.
I checked all juvie files, all reported runaways, nothing.
I made calls to everyone I know.
I'll check and see if there's any car ring operating in Vegas that uses kids as wheelmen.
There's not.
I already checked.
What about someone after classic cars?
No, checked that too.
Your car should be easy to locate, Danny.
It's bright yellow with black racing stripes.
It looks like a bumble bee.
You okay?
Mm-hmm.
It's just that I promised my dad I'd never let anything happen to it.
(Mary) 'Cause I already know what I'm getting you.
(Delinda) Really?
What?
You'll have to wait and see.
But I can't wait.
Can't wait for what?
My Christmas present.
She won't tell me what she's getting me.
That's too bad.
Hey, what should I get for your father?
Well I know what he really wants...
You do?
But I can't tell you 'cause then Danny and I wouldn't have anything to give him.
He's really hard to shop for.
Okay, but I could go in on it with you and Danny.
No.
You wanted to see me?
Anything new with the car?
No.
Look...
What do I get Mike for Christmas?
I don't know.
I'm still trying to figure out what to give Mary.
I kinda want to get Mike something special.
I think, you know, he's been feeling a little left out lately.
Specially with you and Delinda being together and all now.
You know.
Oh, by the way, you and Delinda are invited over on Christmas morning, you know, opening presents and Christmas dinner.
So basically all day.
Yeah, we had plans.
We're not gonna be able to make it.
Sorry.
What time?
About 6:00.
Reggie!
Come on, come on, baby.
Hey!
I thought we were meeting for breakfast.
Oh, Sam, I'm sorry.
The tables were calling my name.
Sweetie, Reg.
The only name that these tables are calling is "loser."
I want you to slow down.
I'd like to see you again next Christmas.
Sam?
A word.
Could you just excuse for-- Just-- I'm a little confused by your concern over your client's spending habits.
The holiday spirit making you feel good?
Not so much?
What do you want?
Well to be honest, I'm a little worried that the gift I'm gonna give Danny appears a little-- Gay?
Yeah.
So why don't you get him Beer of the Month Club?
That's so impersonal.
Now that's gay.
Hey, what do you think I should get for Ed?
Oh!
Yeah, he uh...
I have no idea.
Oh!
It's like that?
Oh, okay.
Well good luck with that personal gift you're getting for Danny.
(all) Oh!
All right, that's enough.
Come on, we're taking a break.
You and I are gonna go Christmas shopping.
Danny McCoy.
(man) Danny, your car was just spotted at The Chop Shop off of Flamingo.
Okay, thank you.
I gotta run.
Whoo!
Excuse me.
(Delinda) Hey.
How come you didn't come home last night?
I was looking for my car.
They just spotted it.
Did Danny find his car?
I don't know, I couldn't understand what he said.
What is his obsession over that car?
Why is he so freaked out?
It's insured.
It was his mother's car.
What's going on with you, Reg?
Why are you playing so recklessly this year?
It's not like you.
After she died, it just sat in the garage for years.
Danny and his father decided they were gonna rebuild the car.
I just always wanted to play with reckless abandonment.
Play big, win big.
Play stupid, lose fast.
[laughing] That's why I love you, Sam.
Always honest.
Then on Christmas morning when Danny turned 16, his dad handed him the keys, and made him promise never to let anything happen to his mom's car.
Hey, you know, you're never going to find a gift for your boss in a place like this.
Yeah.
You have any suggestions?
Yeah, yeah.
You know Ed Deline better than I do.
Think of the one thing he would never give himself.
Mmm.
Hey, have you seen a yellow '69 Camaro with black racing stripes?
You a cop?
No, man, I'm just looking for my car.
Yeah, we had one.
Please tell me you didn't cut it up.
No, man, we don't cut up cars, we trick'em out.
I spent all night working on the Camaro.
The guy who brought it in said he was gonna race it this afternoon.
[engines speeding] Next up two classic racing cars: '69 Camaro Nitro vs the Dodge Super Bee.
Hey, hey!
[wheels screeching] That's mine!
that's my car That...son of a...
[Elvis Presley singing Blue Christmas] (paramedic) You really should let us take you to the hospital to be checked out.
(driver) I'm fine.
(paramedic) At least go see your own doctor.
Where'd you get the car?
Who the hell are you?
I'm the pissed off guy who owns the car you just blew up.
It was stolen?
Yeah.
I didn't know.
I swear.
The guy told me he could get me a classic Camaro.
What guy?
Goes by Rick.
Rick...
what?
It's all I have.
You got a title?
So you bought a car from a guy named Rick without a title.
Where do I find him?
I don't know.
He came by the track one day.
I haven't seen him since.
Yeah, I need a flatbed tow truck.
You can't take my car.
It is not your car.
I paid for it.
Hey, it's cool.
Take the car.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
There's a joke in there somewhere.
(Sam) Ed's present should be arriving soon.
Thanks, Reggie.
I'm gonna go freshen up.
Oh, okay.
I'll wait for you.
What the hell is that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
i'm sorry .could you excuse me for a moment His name is Mike Cannon.
No, he's really a huge fan of yours.
Oh, great.
Thanks so much, Stephen.
Merry Christmas, Mr.
Ed.
Merry Christmas, Polly.
What are you doing here, Polly?
Do me a favor too, please don't call me Mr.
Ed.
I'm your Christmas present from Sam.
I don't get it.
Sam giving you whole "special treatment."
What whole "special treatment?"
Pedi, mani, massage.
Maybe happy ending if you lucky.
Happy ending, we don't...
We don't do that.
Wait!
We don't do that at the hotel.
Oh, so much tension.
So tight.
I tight too, but in good way.
You think you big tough guy know pressure points.
I know too.
Ah!
You relax.
Too much tension.
Let Polly melt tension away like butter on penis.
What?
(Mike) Looks like you found your car.
(Delinda) Danny, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
We can't leave it sitting here.
Oof!
I'll take care of the car.
I never liked that car anyway.
What should I do?
I don't know.
Oh!
My Christmas present for Sam, it's here.
Sam would be very angry with me if you don't let me give you "special treatment."
[yelping with pain] Sam funny girl.
Nice little butt.
Good shape.
You like little butt, Eddie?
Oh, yeah.
Maybe we have a three way.
Hmm?
You gotta give me more than just the name Rick.
That's all that I got.
They gave me Rick.
Just cross-match it with something else.
I don't know.
Like Rick with somebody...
I'm sorry, Danny.
I'm gonna find this kid.
Hey, have you seen Reggie?
Merry Christmas.
Oh, I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I'm not a purse person.
It's not a purse.
Just open it.
Oh, it's not?
What the hell is that?
A puppy!
What am I supposed to do with that?
Love it!
What?
And take care of it!
No, no.
I don't want a dog!
But you need one.
I don't want one.
Talk to the hand, sister.
You know the rules of the Secret Santa.
No, no, no.
Take it!
[sighing] You have a plan for Christmas Eve?
Oh, yeah.
Jillian and I...
Making a Christmas Eve whoopie?
Me too!
Happy Holiday!
Ho-ho-ho!
[faintly] Ho-ho...
What's in the box?
Your Christmas present.
Let me see, let me see.
No way.
Hey, have you guys seen Reggie?
No.
What a cute puppy.
(Delinda) My Christmas present to her.
Oh, it's perfect.
It's just what she needs.
It's not what I need.
Yes, it is.
He's so cute.
Rottweiler.
Just like Sam.
Hey, Mary, you want it?
You can have it.
You can't give away my Christmas present I gave to you.
You know Ed's number one rule.
(both) "You must graciously take and use the gift given you."
[puppy whimpering] Okay, but it's not my fault if something happens to the mutt.
[puppy whimpering] She wouldn't hurt a puppy.
Would she?
You have nice toes.
My boyfriend, ugly toe, but he big like a horse.
I call him "meat."
Thanks for sharing, Polly.
Sometimes he bangy, bangy, bangy.
You know, my head slamming against the wall.
Hurts so good, you know.
(Delinda) I don't understand.
Well you said you wanted to know Danny as a kid, so...
Danny in the...
ninth grade.
(Delinda) Oh, he's cute.
Yeah, he was.
Danny in the tenth grade.
(Delinda) Wow, what a dorky haircut.
It really was.
I can't take that.
Danny gave that to you.
And I'm giving it to you.
Mary, I can't...
(Mary) Please.
I want you to have it.
Really?
(Mary) Yeah.
Uh, Mary...
I need to talk to you.
Delinda this is...
my stepmother...
Carol...
Hi.
Nice meeting you.
I'll just give you two a moment...
I want you to testify against your father.
I...
Mary, please.
I'm trying to spare Ariel and Ashley here.
I can't.
No.
No.
Mary!
I'm sorry.
Mary!
(Mike) Hey, hey.
Have you seen Danny?
I got a lead on that kid who stole his car.
[sighing] I'm sorry.
Did I interrupt something?
Reggie!
I found it!
The Elvis Christmas CD.
What's happenin'?
Reggie!
What's going on, brother?
I'm dying Sam...
Yeah, well we're all dying.
Not tonight.
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
(nurse) He checked himself out of the hospital.
His body has shut down.
He's...fine.
You're fine, right, Reg?
He's dying.
(Reggie) Come sit and with me, Sam.
This is for you.
Open it after I'm gone.
[puppy barking] Did you get me a puppy, Sam?
I always wanted to have a puppy for Christmas.
Yes, I did get you a puppy.
Oh!
Oh, hi!
Oh!
* It got cold fast, huh?
Yeah, the cold front just moved in.
There's no global warming though, right?
You didn't have to come with me, you know.
If I didn't, would you have come?
No.
Did you find the kid who stole your car?
I got an address, but...
it's probably just another dead-end.
Oh.
Okay.
Here goes.
Okay.
Hey.
Thanks for coming.
You sure you don't want me to come in with you?
I'm sure.
I have a confession to make, Sam.
Every Christmas Eve, I still look up into the sky, searching for Santa and his reindeer.
So do I.
Mike, I have a Stephen Hawking calling for you from England.
Stephen Hawking?
He says he's your Christmas present from Ed.
Mr.
Hawking?
I'm a huge fan.
This is incredible.
It's Stephen Hawking.
I--I have so many questions to ask you.
I don't even know where to start.
Video chat?
Are you kidding me?
Of course.
[cell phone ringing] [ringing] Come on Danny, it's Christmas Eve.
I know you're in there!
Open the door!
Please don't hurt us.
You stole my car...
I was just trying to get some money for Christmas for my little brother and sister.
Where are your parents?
There's only our mom.
Is she...at work?
I don't know.
We haven't seen her in a while.
Do you guys live here?
Yeah.
You can't stay here.
Why?
Because it's too cold.
We can't leave.
When our mom comes back, she won't know where to find us.
I'll find your mom, okay?
What about our tree?
We'll take the tree with us, sweetie.
Hey, Reg.
Reggie?
[music stops] He's gone.
(Mary) "Twas the night before Christmas "when all through the house, "not a creature was stirring, "not even a mouse. "
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, "in hopes that St.
Nicholas "soon would be there. "
The children were nestled all snug in their beds, "while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads. "
And Mamma in her kerchief, and I in my cap, "had just settled down for a long winter's nap. "
When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter. "
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. "
Away to the window I flew like a flash, "tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. "
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow "gave a luster of mid-day to objects below, "when, what to my wondering eyes should appear, "but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.
[bells rattling] "With a little old driver, "so lively and quick, "I knew in a moment it must be St.
Nick... "
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, "and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name, "'Now Dasher, now Dancer! "
Now Prancer and Vixen! "
On, Comet!
(Mary) "On, Cupid! "
On, Donder and Blitzen!"
It can't be... "
To the top of the porch, "to the top of the wall, "now, dash away, dash away, dash away all!'" We know the family.
They've been in and out of local shelters for years.
Who just walks away from three little kids like this?
(man) You'd be surprised what people do to their kids.
Any idea where I might be able to find their mother?
Yeah.
On this street corner.
Hold on.
Don't go.
Come on, sweetie.
It's okay.
(girl) Don't leave!
Merry Christmas, Mary.
Merry Christmas.
I'll testify against my father.
Thank you.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
I can help you get a job.
I got a job.
Can I at least help you get cleaned up for Christmas?
Or for your kids?
Come on.
?you better off without me Delinda.
* You can count on me * Please have snow and mistletoe * Good morning, sweetie.
Merry Christmas.
* And presents Hey-- * Under the tree * Christmas Eve * Will find me * Where the love light beams Hey, hey, hey.
Well, Santa left some stuff under my tree with your names on it here.
Here you go.
Thank you.
This is for you.
This one's for you.
* If only in my dreams Our Mom's not coming for us, is she?
* ...For Christmas * (Danny) hey,Mitch.it is danny I need you to find the grandparents of some kids.
?that i want all the resource on it (Mitch) but Danny, it's Christmas morning.
(Danny) I know, that's why we need to find them now.
Delinda.
Delinda.
Hey.
Merry Christmas, Danny McCoy.
* In the lane, snow is glistening * * A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight * (Danny) I don't understand.
We chipped in to buy the pieces to put your car back together.
That's right, kid.
We're going to rebuild your car for you.
Merry Christmas.
(Jillian) Merry Christmas, Danny.
I don't know what to say.
(Sam) Don't cry please.
Thank you guys.
Merry Christmas.
What's this?
It's a present for you.
Beer of the Month Club.
Cool, thank you.
[laughter] Whose dog?
(Sam) Mine.
His name is Reggie.
Reggie.
Hey, Ed.
Hmm?
So how did you like that, uh, special treatment?
Well, actually, it was extremely, uh, healing.