Show: Las Vegas - 4x5
Okay.
Who the hell are you?
Call me Mr.
Chips.
It's Tips.
Mr.
Tips, jack-off.
I've got the gun.
I'm whoever I want to be.
What do you want?
Well, I had the silly idea of combining my two favorite things.
And what's that?
Gay sex, suicide?
That one hurt, huh?
No more in the face.
No, I was thinking more like kidnapping and robbery.
Yeah?
Well, you might as well kill me then 'cause, uh, you're not gonna make a dime on me.
That's quite a bit of bravado, Mr.
Deline.
But I have no intention of killing you.
Oh, that's funny, 'cause I have every intention of killing you.
I do, however, have no problem at all killing your daughter.
-Daddy!
-Delinda-- You're dead!
You're dead!
Daddy, help me!
It's all right, honey, I'm here.
Death of a daughter is like a needle to the heart, ain't it?
Daddy!
You're gonna wish that you were never born.
Wow.
That was just like out of a movie.
Goosebumps.
Daddy!
Daddy!
As you've now come to understand, Ed, this sandy grave was not prepared for you, but rather, for your daughter.
And by the way...
Delinda Deline?
Ridiculous name.
Ridiculous.
What do you want?
What do I want?
I want world peace.
I want fair elections.
Penis reduction.
But I'd settle for you stealing $50 million from the casino for me.
No!
No!
Daddy!
Let her go, and I'll help you.
Rob your casino, or she dies.
What do you say, Ed?
Daddy!
No!
No!
No!
This'll be okay, honey.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
Daddy!
Daddy!
You don't have to put her in a box do ya?
Daddy!
Son of a bitch.
So brave.
Now, Ed, your daughter's gonna have to calm down, or it's gonna end very badly for her.
Honey, you're gonna have to stop fightin'.
Daddy, help me.
Honey, just do what they say, all right?
You have 12 hours to steal $50 million in consequential bills from the Montecito.
That's not enough time.
Well, it has to be.
See, that's the exact amount of air I'm putting in the casket for your daughter to breathe.
Daddy, please-- I know.
Nice touch, right?
Now, the money cannot be traceable.
So if any dye packs or electronic devices are detected on the money, Delinda will die.
Understood.
For your daughter's security, and for that matter, mine, you may not tell anyone what you're doing.
You'll be watched and monitored at all times.
What do I tell my people?
A bedtime story?
One word about any of this, and Delinda dies.
Seriously, did you choose her name, or did your wife?
Why don't you go to hell?
In time, Ed.
In time.
Now, your ankle-- that has a GPS monitor in it.
And also, an audio transmitter that will relay any and all conversations you have.
It's also packed with enough high-density C-4 to blow your legs clear off your body.
If, at any time, you fail to comply with our plans, the explosives will be detonated, and your daughter killed.
Are we clear?
Yeah.
Good.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
It's gonna be all right, honey.
No!
No!
No!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
No!
No!
No!
Daddy!
[muffled] "Nor but in merriment begin a chase, Nor but in merriment a quarrel.
O may she live like some green laurel Rooted in one dear perpetual place."
That's from Yeats.
Apropos, don't you think?
I swear on my mother...
somehow, I will kill you.
Ah!
Daddy!
Any questions?
When do I get my daughter back?
After I get my money you'll be given the location of this grave and the code to disarm the explosives on the coffin.
In the coffin, you'll find a key that will unlock your electronic anklet.
Daddy!
Okay, she's in.
Please somebody help me!
Now all we need is someone to...
bury her.
You better kill us both.
Oh, I'd like to.
But I need ya.
Bury her.
Throw him in the truck.
Dadddy, please!
Please, somebody help me!
Danny!
* A little less conversation * * A little more action, please * * All this aggravation ain't satisfactionin' me * * A little more bite, a little less bark * * A little less fight and a little more spark * * Close your mouth and open up your heart * * And, baby, satisfy me * Satisfy me, baby * Don't procrastinate, don't articulate * * Girl, it's gettin' late and you just sit and wait around * * And a little less conversation * * A little more action, please * * A little more bite, a little less bark * * A little less fight and a little more spark * * Shut your mouth and open up your heart * * And, baby, satisfy me * Nice shirt.
It was a gift.
Give it back.
You must love her very much.
Who?
Whoever bought you that shirt.
Hi, it's Delinda.
Leave a message.
Hey, hey, Delinda, it's me.
Where are you?
Call me.
Danny-- -Hey Uh, have you seen Delinda?
What?
Have you seen Delinda?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over that shirt.
No, seriously, it looks like a donkey and a rodeo clown met a shotgun.
Pooh!
Dude, Delinda gave it to me.
Yo, she gotta be crazy freaky in bed.
This is not necessary.
Sorry.
I'm a little worried about her.
I woke up this morning, and she wasn't there.
She worked the late shift last night, right?
Maybe she went to workout afterwards.
No, she would've called.
Yeah, she would've called.
I'll look around for her.
All right.
Wanna hit that buffet?
Mr.
Turner, Mr.
Hammond-- Welcome to the Montecito.
I'm Sam, your casino host.
Call me Sid.
Sid.
Yes, Willie Hammond.
Hi, Willie.
Millionaire.
Okay...
Uh, listen, seeing as this is your first visit to the Montecito, we just need to verify some account information with your respective banks.
It's pretty common practice.
We've brought cash.
Cash.
Cash-- $2 million each.
$2 million...
Each.
Hi.
Okay, well, we will hold that cash here at our casino cage, and credit your accounts accordingly.
All right.
What type of business are you two in?
We're not in any business at all!
No, no, no, there's no business.
Uh, we won the Pennsylvania state lottery.
Yeah, me and Willie here split 20 bucks on some tickets, split 20 bucks on some tickets, and we won the whole damn thing.
Oh-- * $43.7 million * Ah!
That is dancing.
Oh, snap!
This is gonna be a long weekend.
Beg your pardon?
I said this is gonna be an amazing weekend!
Yeah!
I've arranged for two of the Montecito's finest suites for your stay.
Oh, great.
We're gonna need two rooms together.
Yeah, right next to each other.
Okay, well, I-- Yeah, you need to make that happen, or else we're leavin'.
With our cash.
Next to each other it is.
Hey, Ed.
So, uh, what...
You look awful.
Nice to see you too.
What happened?
Oh, um...
I fell down at the house.
No big deal.
I'm fine.
What do you think?
Go ahead, take a shot.
It's nice.
It's nice?
You don't-- You don't think it's a little much?
What the hell do I know about shirts, you know?
Look, I've got a really busy day today, so I need you to hold down the floor, okay?
Okay.
All right.
Okay, uh, have you seen Delinda?
She didn't come home last night, and she's not answering her cell phone.
I forgot to tell you that she's-- She's with her sister.
Nessa?
Nessa.
Nessa's here in town?
Do I stutter?
Don't worry about it.
Delinda's gonna call you later, all right?
Well, I haven't seen Nessa in forever.
Yeah, I know.
Where are they?
Yeah, uh, listen-- Do me a favor.
I don't want to be bothered, okay?
Huh?
Okay.
Hey, boss, how you doin'?
Hey, uh, it's not a good time now.
Yeah, well, it never seems to be a good time to tell you what I'm thinking, so I'm just gonna go for it.
Ed, I need to be more integral in the hotel's development and operations.
Right.
Now, with that in mind, I have a plan to boost the profile of the Montecito while improving our customer relations.
Okay.
The Montecito needs a mascot.
Right.
You see, uh, a popular mascot can be a source or corporate identity.
And, you know, statistics-- They--They bare out everything that I'm saying to you.
Restaurants that introduce mascots increase food and beverage sales as much as 17%.
So...
That sounds great.
Really?
You like my idea?
I do.
Yeah, just go for it.
Thank you, Ed.
Okay.
You won't be sorry.
Six please.
You really think this place needs a mascot?
Ten hours and counting, Eddie.
Temper, temper, Eddie!
You might want to remind yourself what this is all about.
Huh?
A pity, isn't it?
So far, you've done a good job keeping the security counterparts and throwing 'em off the trail.
Stay focused, Eddie.
This is me.
This'll be over soon.
Remember, Eddie, we're watchin'.
Always watchin'.
Jillian!
Hi, Danny.
The good news about Nessa, huh?
Nessa?
What are you talking about?
Well, Ed just told me that Nessa's in town and that she's with Delinda.
Why would Ed tell you that?
So she's not in town?
Danny, I would know if the daughter I haven't seen for two years was here.
Yeah, of course you would.
You know what?
Maybe I just misunderstood.
You okay?
Yeah, yeah...
You haven't spoken to Delinda today, have you?
No, I got her machine this morning.
Are you two fighting?
No.
No, no.
Not that I know of, anyway.
I--I just...
She's not answering her cell phone, so...
She's probably just lost it again.
Okay!
Thank you...
Danny-- Honey, I'm sure she's fine, but, uh, when you talk to her, let me know, okay?
And I'll do the same.
Okay.
Hey.
Uh, how much you holdin' here on the floor?
Give me a second.
$18 million.
Thanks.
$16 million.
$6 mil.
Thanks.
Nine.
Six.
15.
This is Ed Deline at the Montecito.
Customer number 890087.
Yeah, I need an additional $25 million delivered to the casino.
Would you tell John it's for me?
And I need it rushed.
Um...
Two hours?
You're ordering more money?
We just got our delivery.
I got a couple whales comin' in.
Million dollar players.
Sorry?
Yeah, thank you.
Are you sure we need that?
No, I'm not sure, that's why I ordered it.
What is this, second guess Saturday?
Okay, here's an idea for ya.
Don't spread yourself too thin, all right?
Doin' both our jobs.
Sorry.
Okay, I was just-- What?
Leavin'?
No.
No, I--I want to know why you lied to me about Nessa.
What, are you checking up on me?
I talked to Jillian.
You don't check up on me!
I am worried about Delinda, okay?
Well, so am I.
Yep?
Be very careful here, Ed.
Now, get rid of him, and get me my money.
Right.
They want you on the floor.
Okay.
You need anything, just...
I know.
I really need you to leave now.
Hey, Sam, these rooms are great.
I am so glad you like them.
Now listen--If there is anything I can do to make your stay more enjoyable, you don't hesitate to ask, all right?
Hey, now, the whole hotel is open to us?
Yeah, of course.
High stakes parlor is located on the main casino floor.
Now, I'm-- Hey-- We can't gamble, though, until the game is finished.
What game?
Hide and seek.
When you say hide and seek, you don't mean...
Yeah.
Yeah, like the kids game.
Hide and seek.
Why--Why would you play that?
For money.
Yeah, we put up a million each.
You're playing hide and seek for $2 million?
Exactly.
And the game starts now.
We're run for 12 hours?
Right.
Synchronize watches.
Ready?
Yes.
O-kay.
Ready?
Yeah.
One, two, three.
Scissors cut paper.
You're it!
[laughing] Hey, hey!
You guys are gonna gamble, right?
Three-- Yeah, don't worry about it.
30!
You don't gamble, I can't extend the Montecito's hospitality to you.
[sighs] Uh, why are your whales running?
Uh, because they can't swim.
They're playing hide and seek.
Right.
Mm.
Uh, how much are they gonna play for over the weekend?
Couple million each.
Do you have any other high rollers coming in?
No, just Orville and Wilbur.
Why?
Because Ed orders an extra $25 million to accommodate a guest.
You know anything about that?
No, I don't know anything about that.
Okay, keep an eye on 'em.
[under breath] Oh, this is gonna suck.
Danny said you told him that Delinda's with Nessa.
No.
Where is Delinda, Ed?
She told me, uh, she went to that spa at Red Rocks.
Uh, I guess Danny and her had some kind of fight and, uh, she wanted some, uh, what do they call it now?
Private time.
Should I go meet her?
No, she'll be fine.
Why didn't she call me?
How should I know?
I mean, she told you, but she didn't tell me, and then-- And why would Danny say that you said that?
Again, honey, how should I know?
And, um...
I really think that we should stay out of their personal lives.
This doesn't make any sense.
Why would-- Jillian, please.
Fine.
Having a bad day?
I, um, I got a lot of stuff going on.
You'd tell me if something was wrong, wouldn't you?
Of course I would.
Okay.
I'll see you at home tonight.
Okay.
Honey?
I love you.
I love you too.
Kelly-- Would you excuse us a minute please?
Thanks.
Tommy, listen, um...
I need you to pack $25 million cash for transport, a'right?
$25 million.
Yeah.
For what?
What do you mean, for what?
When do you need it?
I need it right now.
Ed, you know I can't do that.
Pull that kind of cash off the floor, I gotta close down half the casino.
Close down half the casino.
We'll lose millions if I do that.
Listen, this isn't a frickin' debate, Tommy.
Just do what I tell ya.
All right?
Now, listen-- I want the money bound.
I want it wrapped in plastic and put on pallets.
I need two signatures to make it-- I'll sign twice.
You know, I can't do it.
I'll lose my job.
Yeah, you're right, Tom.
Hey, Bill-- Yes, sir?
You just got promoted.
You're new cage manager.
Ed-- You're fired, Tommy.
Get out.
Come on, Ed.
I said get out.
Get out!
You, uh, heard?
You understood my request?
Yes, sir.
$25 million right away, Mr.
Deline.
You ready?
As I'll ever be.
All right, Mike, I present to you the Montecito's new mascot.
Ta-da!
Monty Montecito.
I don't get it.
He's a prospector.
I can see that.
(Mary) So?
So what does prospecting have to do with the Montecito?
He will help you "mine" your fortunes from our casino.
I still don't get it.
Research has shown us that people wanna see more 49er-style prospectors in their casinos.
Research?
The man in a suit has done stints as Mayor McCheese, a Teletubby, and a brief tour as Barney Rubble.
I couldn't be more excited.
And you're sure you've cleared this with Ed.
Yeah, he told me to go for it.
So I say we let Monty Montecito show people just how much fun this hotel can be.
The Montecito has a mascot.
I see that.
I don't get the whole prospector thing.
Not so much.
Do you know that Ed just fired Tommy, the cage manager?
Tommy?
He's been with Ed forever.
He'd never do that.
He just did.
I just talked to Tommy.
He said that he questioned him about taking 25 million bucks off the floor.
But I saw a security manifest sent from the bank.
Ed just ordered an additional $25 million to be brought in.
What the hell's going on, Mike?
Like that damn mascot?
It's not making any sense.
No, we need to find out what Ed's gonna do with 50 million bucks.
Mitch, pull up surveillance footage of Ed today, will you?
You got it.
Thanks.
Who the hell is that?
(Mike) What's he showin' him?
Zoom in.
[beeping] Can't, it's blowing out.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Something is seriously wrong.
Okay, I think that this has something to do with Delinda because he told me that she's with Nessa.
Nessa?
Yeah.
But she's-- I know.
I think that it was Ed's way of tippin' me off.
Uh, Mitch, video IQ the guy in the elevator, will you?
There's no matches.
Want me to try some other database?
Yeah, keep working on it.
Show me some surveillance footage of, uh, Delinda.
Delinda.
Yeah.
What--This guy keeps poppin' up.
See this?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Here.
Let's go here.
Then again right there.
Hey, show me the entrance from shift change.
Okay, she's alone.
There he is again.
Hey, Mitch, video IQ this guy, will you?
Here we go.
Russ DeBeers.
Oh, he's got a record for felony assault.
What the hell's she doing?
She getting in the car.
(Mike) Could have a gun.
No license plate.
Where the hell is she?
Hey!
Hey!
Hi, Sam!
Hi, what the hell are ya doin'?
What?
I said what the hell ya doin'?
He's in the shower.
Okay, listen, I need to know when you and Willie plan on gambling.
Soon, real soon.
Listen--This is-- This is-- I'll pay for it.
No.
Uh-uh.
Uh-- Okay, I'm sorry.
I can't...
N-n-n-no.
N-n-no.
Listen to me.
Hey!
Hey, come here!
[sighs] (Willie) Hey!
Ow!
Can I have my shoe back?
You gonna gamble?
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you.
He's naked.
Oh, hey, Sam.
Which way did he go?
Thatta way.
Put some clothes on.
Took you long enough.
It's been three minutes.
And why in the hell would you want to meet in here?
You know brothers can't stand the cold.
They're out there.
Who?
I don't know.
Whoever it is that's watching Ed.
They're--They're tracking his movements, who he's interacting with.
He lied to me.
He tried to take 50 million bucks off the floor.
And where the hell is Delinda?
Kidnappers.
So what do we do?
We help him.
Ooh!
Hey, he grabbed my ass!
All the money's coming in.
Everything's pretty much business as usual.
Great.
Oh, I almost forgot that, uh, about that problem in the casino's southeast bathroom?
Yeah?
The problem was in one of the stalls.
It's been fixed, I know you wanted to check it out.
So...
Yeah.
When I get a chance.
Okay, I'm going back to the floor.
Oh, Danny-- Um...
I just wanna say thanks, kid.
No problem.
Hey, Sid-- Hi, we need to talk.
Uh, in a minute, okay?
So, anyway, we're at the high rollers suite.
You should come up for a drink.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Yeah, and maybe if you had a friend, you know, you could bring her along.
And who knows-- Oh!
Ow!
Hey!
Wait a...
Hey!
Wow, it's pretty cold in there, huh?
Hey, sweetie.
Hi.
How ya doin'?
I wish I was dead.
Yeah, I can see why.
Yeah.
(Mary) You see the mascot I brought in?
No, and I have no desire to see the mascot-- Tough, come with me.
No, I don't-- I'm not kidding.
(Mary) I don't care.
I don't get it.
He's a prospector.
Looks like he struck something.
Hey!
Hey, stop!
Stop that!
Hey!
I lost my pants.
[laughs] I got it.
I got it under control.
Hey!
Yep.
I'm having a GPS tracking device put under the firewall, detectable only if the bad guys find our frequency.
The helicopters are ready to go on your order.
Okay.
Okay, good.
I want you to, uh, over see hotel security and be the liaison between the FBI once we get Delinda back, okay?
And you are gonna get her back.
You bet your ass.
[knocking] Yeah.
I was asked to deliver this personally to you, Mr.
Deline.
Thank you.
[dialing] [ringing] Hello, Ed, nice of you to call.
I can do without the pleasantries.
When the money arrives, you will drive it towards Henderson.
Alone.
You'll receive further instructions on this cell phone.
Any deviation from this plan will be noncompliance, and your daughter dies.
Understood?
Yeah, understood.
Look forward to seein' ya, Ed.
You have no idea.
(Mike) Notify Mr.
Deline and send guards out to the truck.
Okay.
$25 million just arrived at the loading dock.
Okay, let's pull the other $25 million off the floor.
Let's close down half the gaming tables, the north and south slot areas, and all the high roller pits.
Let's do it.
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Stop.
What's up, Sam?
I've had enough.
You had-- That's what's up, okay?
You need to either gamble or I'm throwing you out.
Wh--Why didn't you say something?
I'll get my gamble on.
Uh, say it.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry, excuse me.
My man--uh, $500,000 red.
$500,000 red.
Place your bets.
And no more bets please.
36 red.
Damn!
Whoo!
[cheering] Yes!
Credit my account.
Nice.
You see?
See ya.
Yeah, no-- Hey, you-- You need to gamble or you're out of here.
Why didn't ya just say something?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
$500,000 black.
$500,000 black.
No more bets.
Come on, black.
Come on, black.
13.
Winner.
Black 13.
[cheering] Credit my account.
You really should have golf carts.
Uh-- You should really have a heart attack.
Hey-- I need you to shut down blackjack tables 18 through 51.
Does Mr.
Deline know about this?
Yes.
Per his orders.
Now, now.
Okay.
All right, let's move out.
Mr.
Deline-- Yeah?
I don't have to tell you that this is breaking security protocol.
Listen, I'll indemnify you.
Here--You got something for me to sign here?
All right, load the money in the truck, will ya?
Yes, sir.
Load it up, guys.
[blues rock music] * Oh!
Ha!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
Thirty!
Ah!
Touch me and I will kick your ass.
Okay, thanks.
The helicopter's waiting for you on the roof.
Thanks.
Let me know the second you get Delinda back and I'll make the call.
Nothing until I tell you she's safe.
You got it.
Let's go!
All right, keep your distance.
Roger that.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
No, no, no, no.
Monty-- You're fired.
'Cause you're drunk.
Yes.
And you were also fondling guests.
We have a dozen complaints against you.
Sorry, Monty, but...
we're gonna have to let you go.
I'm sorry.
Get up.
No, no, no.
Come on, come one, come on.
You're outta here, pal.
You're outta here.
Come on.
Yeah.
Oh, I guess I gotta whip some foam ass.
Yeah.
Ah, ah!
Uh!
Uh!
Uh!
Unh!
Unh!
Unh!
Unh!
Unh!
??????????????????
And stay out, ya foam lowlife!
Aw...
N-n-no, no.
Nicely handled.
You know, it's sad when a mascot loses his way.
15 more seconds and I win $1 million.
Mmm.
And then you will gamble?
Absolutely.
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
Who the hell are you?
Four, three, two-- Hey, who the hell is that guy?
Ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
[laughing] I won!
A million dollars, baby!
[laughing] Ah!
Thanks for the suit, Sam.
No problem.
Hey--credit my account.
Ah!
No!
This is a do-over!
What?
I'm not paying you.
We said nothing about costumes!
What?
It's not the point!
I would've been a big chipmunk!
You know that.
No, you always do that.
I love to dress up!
Do-over!
It's a do-over!
You're sad!
You're million...
You cheap millionaire.
Get out of the truck.
Hands where I can see 'em.
Money's in the truck.
All right, check the money for dye packs, transmitters, the number sequences on the bills.
Where is my daughter?
Patience, Eddie.
Patience.
No patience, pal.
Right now, where is she?
Now.
The money's clean.
Okay, move it to the trucks.
Let's go.
Okay.
There's your daughter.
Now time is running out, so if I were you, I would hurry.
Come on, guys.
Let's go.
Come on!
Step it up!
Oh, hey, Chips...
Yeah.
You want me to kill him?
No, no.
No, that'll happen soon enough.
Take the keys out of his truck.
Let's go!
Finish up!
Ed-- Good punch.
Enjoy your walk.
Let's go!
[ringing] Yeah?
Danny-- Danny, listen-- Delinda's buried.
Did you just say Delinda's buried?
Yeah.
Where?
The coordinates are north 36, 04.
West, 115, 09.
Okay, got it.
When you get there, dig up the box, but do not open it.
It's rigged with explosives.
I'll give you the combination.
Okay.
Okay, all right.
We're on our way.
Oh, that ain't good.
Okay, we're here.
There it is!
Right here!
Right here!
Right here.
Dig!
Come on.
Okay.
Give me the combination.
Combination is 7, 11, 12.
7, 11, 12.
Come on.
Ed, she's not here!
Delinda's not here!
Son of a bitch.
Danny...
I'm not gonna make it, kid.
You gotta find Delinda and bring her back.
What're you talking about?
There's no time.
Just promise me you'll find her.
Promise me.
Ed.
Ed!
Ed, listen to me!
Ed!
Listen to-- I'll see ya, kid.
Ed Ed!
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Who the hell are you?
Call me Mr.
Chips.
It's Tips.
Mr.
Tips, jack-off.
I've got the gun.
I'm whoever I want to be.
What do you want?
Well, I had the silly idea of combining my two favorite things.
And what's that?
Gay sex, suicide?
That one hurt, huh?
No more in the face.
No, I was thinking more like kidnapping and robbery.
Yeah?
Well, you might as well kill me then 'cause, uh, you're not gonna make a dime on me.
That's quite a bit of bravado, Mr.
Deline.
But I have no intention of killing you.
Oh, that's funny, 'cause I have every intention of killing you.
I do, however, have no problem at all killing your daughter.
-Daddy!
-Delinda-- You're dead!
You're dead!
Daddy, help me!
It's all right, honey, I'm here.
Death of a daughter is like a needle to the heart, ain't it?
Daddy!
You're gonna wish that you were never born.
Wow.
That was just like out of a movie.
Goosebumps.
Daddy!
Daddy!
As you've now come to understand, Ed, this sandy grave was not prepared for you, but rather, for your daughter.
And by the way...
Delinda Deline?
Ridiculous name.
Ridiculous.
What do you want?
What do I want?
I want world peace.
I want fair elections.
Penis reduction.
But I'd settle for you stealing $50 million from the casino for me.
No!
No!
Daddy!
Let her go, and I'll help you.
Rob your casino, or she dies.
What do you say, Ed?
Daddy!
No!
No!
No!
This'll be okay, honey.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
Daddy!
Daddy!
You don't have to put her in a box do ya?
Daddy!
Son of a bitch.
So brave.
Now, Ed, your daughter's gonna have to calm down, or it's gonna end very badly for her.
Honey, you're gonna have to stop fightin'.
Daddy, help me.
Honey, just do what they say, all right?
You have 12 hours to steal $50 million in consequential bills from the Montecito.
That's not enough time.
Well, it has to be.
See, that's the exact amount of air I'm putting in the casket for your daughter to breathe.
Daddy, please-- I know.
Nice touch, right?
Now, the money cannot be traceable.
So if any dye packs or electronic devices are detected on the money, Delinda will die.
Understood.
For your daughter's security, and for that matter, mine, you may not tell anyone what you're doing.
You'll be watched and monitored at all times.
What do I tell my people?
A bedtime story?
One word about any of this, and Delinda dies.
Seriously, did you choose her name, or did your wife?
Why don't you go to hell?
In time, Ed.
In time.
Now, your ankle-- that has a GPS monitor in it.
And also, an audio transmitter that will relay any and all conversations you have.
It's also packed with enough high-density C-4 to blow your legs clear off your body.
If, at any time, you fail to comply with our plans, the explosives will be detonated, and your daughter killed.
Are we clear?
Yeah.
Good.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
It's gonna be all right, honey.
No!
No!
No!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
No!
No!
No!
Daddy!
[muffled] "Nor but in merriment begin a chase, Nor but in merriment a quarrel.
O may she live like some green laurel Rooted in one dear perpetual place."
That's from Yeats.
Apropos, don't you think?
I swear on my mother...
somehow, I will kill you.
Ah!
Daddy!
Any questions?
When do I get my daughter back?
After I get my money you'll be given the location of this grave and the code to disarm the explosives on the coffin.
In the coffin, you'll find a key that will unlock your electronic anklet.
Daddy!
Okay, she's in.
Please somebody help me!
Now all we need is someone to...
bury her.
You better kill us both.
Oh, I'd like to.
But I need ya.
Bury her.
Throw him in the truck.
Dadddy, please!
Please, somebody help me!
Danny!
* A little less conversation * * A little more action, please * * All this aggravation ain't satisfactionin' me * * A little more bite, a little less bark * * A little less fight and a little more spark * * Close your mouth and open up your heart * * And, baby, satisfy me * Satisfy me, baby * Don't procrastinate, don't articulate * * Girl, it's gettin' late and you just sit and wait around * * And a little less conversation * * A little more action, please * * A little more bite, a little less bark * * A little less fight and a little more spark * * Shut your mouth and open up your heart * * And, baby, satisfy me * Nice shirt.
It was a gift.
Give it back.
You must love her very much.
Who?
Whoever bought you that shirt.
Hi, it's Delinda.
Leave a message.
Hey, hey, Delinda, it's me.
Where are you?
Call me.
Danny-- -Hey Uh, have you seen Delinda?
What?
Have you seen Delinda?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over that shirt.
No, seriously, it looks like a donkey and a rodeo clown met a shotgun.
Pooh!
Dude, Delinda gave it to me.
Yo, she gotta be crazy freaky in bed.
This is not necessary.
Sorry.
I'm a little worried about her.
I woke up this morning, and she wasn't there.
She worked the late shift last night, right?
Maybe she went to workout afterwards.
No, she would've called.
Yeah, she would've called.
I'll look around for her.
All right.
Wanna hit that buffet?
Mr.
Turner, Mr.
Hammond-- Welcome to the Montecito.
I'm Sam, your casino host.
Call me Sid.
Sid.
Yes, Willie Hammond.
Hi, Willie.
Millionaire.
Okay...
Uh, listen, seeing as this is your first visit to the Montecito, we just need to verify some account information with your respective banks.
It's pretty common practice.
We've brought cash.
Cash.
Cash-- $2 million each.
$2 million...
Each.
Hi.
Okay, well, we will hold that cash here at our casino cage, and credit your accounts accordingly.
All right.
What type of business are you two in?
We're not in any business at all!
No, no, no, there's no business.
Uh, we won the Pennsylvania state lottery.
Yeah, me and Willie here split 20 bucks on some tickets, split 20 bucks on some tickets, and we won the whole damn thing.
Oh-- * $43.7 million * Ah!
That is dancing.
Oh, snap!
This is gonna be a long weekend.
Beg your pardon?
I said this is gonna be an amazing weekend!
Yeah!
I've arranged for two of the Montecito's finest suites for your stay.
Oh, great.
We're gonna need two rooms together.
Yeah, right next to each other.
Okay, well, I-- Yeah, you need to make that happen, or else we're leavin'.
With our cash.
Next to each other it is.
Hey, Ed.
So, uh, what...
You look awful.
Nice to see you too.
What happened?
Oh, um...
I fell down at the house.
No big deal.
I'm fine.
What do you think?
Go ahead, take a shot.
It's nice.
It's nice?
You don't-- You don't think it's a little much?
What the hell do I know about shirts, you know?
Look, I've got a really busy day today, so I need you to hold down the floor, okay?
Okay.
All right.
Okay, uh, have you seen Delinda?
She didn't come home last night, and she's not answering her cell phone.
I forgot to tell you that she's-- She's with her sister.
Nessa?
Nessa.
Nessa's here in town?
Do I stutter?
Don't worry about it.
Delinda's gonna call you later, all right?
Well, I haven't seen Nessa in forever.
Yeah, I know.
Where are they?
Yeah, uh, listen-- Do me a favor.
I don't want to be bothered, okay?
Huh?
Okay.
Hey, boss, how you doin'?
Hey, uh, it's not a good time now.
Yeah, well, it never seems to be a good time to tell you what I'm thinking, so I'm just gonna go for it.
Ed, I need to be more integral in the hotel's development and operations.
Right.
Now, with that in mind, I have a plan to boost the profile of the Montecito while improving our customer relations.
Okay.
The Montecito needs a mascot.
Right.
You see, uh, a popular mascot can be a source or corporate identity.
And, you know, statistics-- They--They bare out everything that I'm saying to you.
Restaurants that introduce mascots increase food and beverage sales as much as 17%.
So...
That sounds great.
Really?
You like my idea?
I do.
Yeah, just go for it.
Thank you, Ed.
Okay.
You won't be sorry.
Six please.
You really think this place needs a mascot?
Ten hours and counting, Eddie.
Temper, temper, Eddie!
You might want to remind yourself what this is all about.
Huh?
A pity, isn't it?
So far, you've done a good job keeping the security counterparts and throwing 'em off the trail.
Stay focused, Eddie.
This is me.
This'll be over soon.
Remember, Eddie, we're watchin'.
Always watchin'.
Jillian!
Hi, Danny.
The good news about Nessa, huh?
Nessa?
What are you talking about?
Well, Ed just told me that Nessa's in town and that she's with Delinda.
Why would Ed tell you that?
So she's not in town?
Danny, I would know if the daughter I haven't seen for two years was here.
Yeah, of course you would.
You know what?
Maybe I just misunderstood.
You okay?
Yeah, yeah...
You haven't spoken to Delinda today, have you?
No, I got her machine this morning.
Are you two fighting?
No.
No, no.
Not that I know of, anyway.
I--I just...
She's not answering her cell phone, so...
She's probably just lost it again.
Okay!
Thank you...
Danny-- Honey, I'm sure she's fine, but, uh, when you talk to her, let me know, okay?
And I'll do the same.
Okay.
Hey.
Uh, how much you holdin' here on the floor?
Give me a second.
$18 million.
Thanks.
$16 million.
$6 mil.
Thanks.
Nine.
Six.
15.
This is Ed Deline at the Montecito.
Customer number 890087.
Yeah, I need an additional $25 million delivered to the casino.
Would you tell John it's for me?
And I need it rushed.
Um...
Two hours?
You're ordering more money?
We just got our delivery.
I got a couple whales comin' in.
Million dollar players.
Sorry?
Yeah, thank you.
Are you sure we need that?
No, I'm not sure, that's why I ordered it.
What is this, second guess Saturday?
Okay, here's an idea for ya.
Don't spread yourself too thin, all right?
Doin' both our jobs.
Sorry.
Okay, I was just-- What?
Leavin'?
No.
No, I--I want to know why you lied to me about Nessa.
What, are you checking up on me?
I talked to Jillian.
You don't check up on me!
I am worried about Delinda, okay?
Well, so am I.
Yep?
Be very careful here, Ed.
Now, get rid of him, and get me my money.
Right.
They want you on the floor.
Okay.
You need anything, just...
I know.
I really need you to leave now.
Hey, Sam, these rooms are great.
I am so glad you like them.
Now listen--If there is anything I can do to make your stay more enjoyable, you don't hesitate to ask, all right?
Hey, now, the whole hotel is open to us?
Yeah, of course.
High stakes parlor is located on the main casino floor.
Now, I'm-- Hey-- We can't gamble, though, until the game is finished.
What game?
Hide and seek.
When you say hide and seek, you don't mean...
Yeah.
Yeah, like the kids game.
Hide and seek.
Why--Why would you play that?
For money.
Yeah, we put up a million each.
You're playing hide and seek for $2 million?
Exactly.
And the game starts now.
We're run for 12 hours?
Right.
Synchronize watches.
Ready?
Yes.
O-kay.
Ready?
Yeah.
One, two, three.
Scissors cut paper.
You're it!
[laughing] Hey, hey!
You guys are gonna gamble, right?
Three-- Yeah, don't worry about it.
30!
You don't gamble, I can't extend the Montecito's hospitality to you.
[sighs] Uh, why are your whales running?
Uh, because they can't swim.
They're playing hide and seek.
Right.
Mm.
Uh, how much are they gonna play for over the weekend?
Couple million each.
Do you have any other high rollers coming in?
No, just Orville and Wilbur.
Why?
Because Ed orders an extra $25 million to accommodate a guest.
You know anything about that?
No, I don't know anything about that.
Okay, keep an eye on 'em.
[under breath] Oh, this is gonna suck.
Danny said you told him that Delinda's with Nessa.
No.
Where is Delinda, Ed?
She told me, uh, she went to that spa at Red Rocks.
Uh, I guess Danny and her had some kind of fight and, uh, she wanted some, uh, what do they call it now?
Private time.
Should I go meet her?
No, she'll be fine.
Why didn't she call me?
How should I know?
I mean, she told you, but she didn't tell me, and then-- And why would Danny say that you said that?
Again, honey, how should I know?
And, um...
I really think that we should stay out of their personal lives.
This doesn't make any sense.
Why would-- Jillian, please.
Fine.
Having a bad day?
I, um, I got a lot of stuff going on.
You'd tell me if something was wrong, wouldn't you?
Of course I would.
Okay.
I'll see you at home tonight.
Okay.
Honey?
I love you.
I love you too.
Kelly-- Would you excuse us a minute please?
Thanks.
Tommy, listen, um...
I need you to pack $25 million cash for transport, a'right?
$25 million.
Yeah.
For what?
What do you mean, for what?
When do you need it?
I need it right now.
Ed, you know I can't do that.
Pull that kind of cash off the floor, I gotta close down half the casino.
Close down half the casino.
We'll lose millions if I do that.
Listen, this isn't a frickin' debate, Tommy.
Just do what I tell ya.
All right?
Now, listen-- I want the money bound.
I want it wrapped in plastic and put on pallets.
I need two signatures to make it-- I'll sign twice.
You know, I can't do it.
I'll lose my job.
Yeah, you're right, Tom.
Hey, Bill-- Yes, sir?
You just got promoted.
You're new cage manager.
Ed-- You're fired, Tommy.
Get out.
Come on, Ed.
I said get out.
Get out!
You, uh, heard?
You understood my request?
Yes, sir.
$25 million right away, Mr.
Deline.
You ready?
As I'll ever be.
All right, Mike, I present to you the Montecito's new mascot.
Ta-da!
Monty Montecito.
I don't get it.
He's a prospector.
I can see that.
(Mary) So?
So what does prospecting have to do with the Montecito?
He will help you "mine" your fortunes from our casino.
I still don't get it.
Research has shown us that people wanna see more 49er-style prospectors in their casinos.
Research?
The man in a suit has done stints as Mayor McCheese, a Teletubby, and a brief tour as Barney Rubble.
I couldn't be more excited.
And you're sure you've cleared this with Ed.
Yeah, he told me to go for it.
So I say we let Monty Montecito show people just how much fun this hotel can be.
The Montecito has a mascot.
I see that.
I don't get the whole prospector thing.
Not so much.
Do you know that Ed just fired Tommy, the cage manager?
Tommy?
He's been with Ed forever.
He'd never do that.
He just did.
I just talked to Tommy.
He said that he questioned him about taking 25 million bucks off the floor.
But I saw a security manifest sent from the bank.
Ed just ordered an additional $25 million to be brought in.
What the hell's going on, Mike?
Like that damn mascot?
It's not making any sense.
No, we need to find out what Ed's gonna do with 50 million bucks.
Mitch, pull up surveillance footage of Ed today, will you?
You got it.
Thanks.
Who the hell is that?
(Mike) What's he showin' him?
Zoom in.
[beeping] Can't, it's blowing out.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Something is seriously wrong.
Okay, I think that this has something to do with Delinda because he told me that she's with Nessa.
Nessa?
Yeah.
But she's-- I know.
I think that it was Ed's way of tippin' me off.
Uh, Mitch, video IQ the guy in the elevator, will you?
There's no matches.
Want me to try some other database?
Yeah, keep working on it.
Show me some surveillance footage of, uh, Delinda.
Delinda.
Yeah.
What--This guy keeps poppin' up.
See this?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Here.
Let's go here.
Then again right there.
Hey, show me the entrance from shift change.
Okay, she's alone.
There he is again.
Hey, Mitch, video IQ this guy, will you?
Here we go.
Russ DeBeers.
Oh, he's got a record for felony assault.
What the hell's she doing?
She getting in the car.
(Mike) Could have a gun.
No license plate.
Where the hell is she?
Hey!
Hey!
Hi, Sam!
Hi, what the hell are ya doin'?
What?
I said what the hell ya doin'?
He's in the shower.
Okay, listen, I need to know when you and Willie plan on gambling.
Soon, real soon.
Listen--This is-- This is-- I'll pay for it.
No.
Uh-uh.
Uh-- Okay, I'm sorry.
I can't...
N-n-n-no.
N-n-no.
Listen to me.
Hey!
Hey, come here!
[sighs] (Willie) Hey!
Ow!
Can I have my shoe back?
You gonna gamble?
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you.
He's naked.
Oh, hey, Sam.
Which way did he go?
Thatta way.
Put some clothes on.
Took you long enough.
It's been three minutes.
And why in the hell would you want to meet in here?
You know brothers can't stand the cold.
They're out there.
Who?
I don't know.
Whoever it is that's watching Ed.
They're--They're tracking his movements, who he's interacting with.
He lied to me.
He tried to take 50 million bucks off the floor.
And where the hell is Delinda?
Kidnappers.
So what do we do?
We help him.
Ooh!
Hey, he grabbed my ass!
All the money's coming in.
Everything's pretty much business as usual.
Great.
Oh, I almost forgot that, uh, about that problem in the casino's southeast bathroom?
Yeah?
The problem was in one of the stalls.
It's been fixed, I know you wanted to check it out.
So...
Yeah.
When I get a chance.
Okay, I'm going back to the floor.
Oh, Danny-- Um...
I just wanna say thanks, kid.
No problem.
Hey, Sid-- Hi, we need to talk.
Uh, in a minute, okay?
So, anyway, we're at the high rollers suite.
You should come up for a drink.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Yeah, and maybe if you had a friend, you know, you could bring her along.
And who knows-- Oh!
Ow!
Hey!
Wait a...
Hey!
Wow, it's pretty cold in there, huh?
Hey, sweetie.
Hi.
How ya doin'?
I wish I was dead.
Yeah, I can see why.
Yeah.
(Mary) You see the mascot I brought in?
No, and I have no desire to see the mascot-- Tough, come with me.
No, I don't-- I'm not kidding.
(Mary) I don't care.
I don't get it.
He's a prospector.
Looks like he struck something.
Hey!
Hey, stop!
Stop that!
Hey!
I lost my pants.
[laughs] I got it.
I got it under control.
Hey!
Yep.
I'm having a GPS tracking device put under the firewall, detectable only if the bad guys find our frequency.
The helicopters are ready to go on your order.
Okay.
Okay, good.
I want you to, uh, over see hotel security and be the liaison between the FBI once we get Delinda back, okay?
And you are gonna get her back.
You bet your ass.
[knocking] Yeah.
I was asked to deliver this personally to you, Mr.
Deline.
Thank you.
[dialing] [ringing] Hello, Ed, nice of you to call.
I can do without the pleasantries.
When the money arrives, you will drive it towards Henderson.
Alone.
You'll receive further instructions on this cell phone.
Any deviation from this plan will be noncompliance, and your daughter dies.
Understood?
Yeah, understood.
Look forward to seein' ya, Ed.
You have no idea.
(Mike) Notify Mr.
Deline and send guards out to the truck.
Okay.
$25 million just arrived at the loading dock.
Okay, let's pull the other $25 million off the floor.
Let's close down half the gaming tables, the north and south slot areas, and all the high roller pits.
Let's do it.
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Stop.
What's up, Sam?
I've had enough.
You had-- That's what's up, okay?
You need to either gamble or I'm throwing you out.
Wh--Why didn't you say something?
I'll get my gamble on.
Uh, say it.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry, excuse me.
My man--uh, $500,000 red.
$500,000 red.
Place your bets.
And no more bets please.
36 red.
Damn!
Whoo!
[cheering] Yes!
Credit my account.
Nice.
You see?
See ya.
Yeah, no-- Hey, you-- You need to gamble or you're out of here.
Why didn't ya just say something?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
$500,000 black.
$500,000 black.
No more bets.
Come on, black.
Come on, black.
13.
Winner.
Black 13.
[cheering] Credit my account.
You really should have golf carts.
Uh-- You should really have a heart attack.
Hey-- I need you to shut down blackjack tables 18 through 51.
Does Mr.
Deline know about this?
Yes.
Per his orders.
Now, now.
Okay.
All right, let's move out.
Mr.
Deline-- Yeah?
I don't have to tell you that this is breaking security protocol.
Listen, I'll indemnify you.
Here--You got something for me to sign here?
All right, load the money in the truck, will ya?
Yes, sir.
Load it up, guys.
[blues rock music] * Oh!
Ha!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
Thirty!
Ah!
Touch me and I will kick your ass.
Okay, thanks.
The helicopter's waiting for you on the roof.
Thanks.
Let me know the second you get Delinda back and I'll make the call.
Nothing until I tell you she's safe.
You got it.
Let's go!
All right, keep your distance.
Roger that.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
No, no, no, no.
Monty-- You're fired.
'Cause you're drunk.
Yes.
And you were also fondling guests.
We have a dozen complaints against you.
Sorry, Monty, but...
we're gonna have to let you go.
I'm sorry.
Get up.
No, no, no.
Come on, come one, come on.
You're outta here, pal.
You're outta here.
Come on.
Yeah.
Oh, I guess I gotta whip some foam ass.
Yeah.
Ah, ah!
Uh!
Uh!
Uh!
Unh!
Unh!
Unh!
Unh!
Unh!
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And stay out, ya foam lowlife!
Aw...
N-n-no, no.
Nicely handled.
You know, it's sad when a mascot loses his way.
15 more seconds and I win $1 million.
Mmm.
And then you will gamble?
Absolutely.
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
Who the hell are you?
Four, three, two-- Hey, who the hell is that guy?
Ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
[laughing] I won!
A million dollars, baby!
[laughing] Ah!
Thanks for the suit, Sam.
No problem.
Hey--credit my account.
Ah!
No!
This is a do-over!
What?
I'm not paying you.
We said nothing about costumes!
What?
It's not the point!
I would've been a big chipmunk!
You know that.
No, you always do that.
I love to dress up!
Do-over!
It's a do-over!
You're sad!
You're million...
You cheap millionaire.
Get out of the truck.
Hands where I can see 'em.
Money's in the truck.
All right, check the money for dye packs, transmitters, the number sequences on the bills.
Where is my daughter?
Patience, Eddie.
Patience.
No patience, pal.
Right now, where is she?
Now.
The money's clean.
Okay, move it to the trucks.
Let's go.
Okay.
There's your daughter.
Now time is running out, so if I were you, I would hurry.
Come on, guys.
Let's go.
Come on!
Step it up!
Oh, hey, Chips...
Yeah.
You want me to kill him?
No, no.
No, that'll happen soon enough.
Take the keys out of his truck.
Let's go!
Finish up!
Ed-- Good punch.
Enjoy your walk.
Let's go!
[ringing] Yeah?
Danny-- Danny, listen-- Delinda's buried.
Did you just say Delinda's buried?
Yeah.
Where?
The coordinates are north 36, 04.
West, 115, 09.
Okay, got it.
When you get there, dig up the box, but do not open it.
It's rigged with explosives.
I'll give you the combination.
Okay.
Okay, all right.
We're on our way.
Oh, that ain't good.
Okay, we're here.
There it is!
Right here!
Right here!
Right here.
Dig!
Come on.
Okay.
Give me the combination.
Combination is 7, 11, 12.
7, 11, 12.
Come on.
Ed, she's not here!
Delinda's not here!
Son of a bitch.
Danny...
I'm not gonna make it, kid.
You gotta find Delinda and bring her back.
What're you talking about?
There's no time.
Just promise me you'll find her.
Promise me.
Ed.
Ed!
Ed, listen to me!
Ed!
Listen to-- I'll see ya, kid.
Ed Ed!
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