Show: Grey's Anatomy - 19x3
MEREDITH: In the 1800s, one of the more common reasons women visited the doctor was "hysteria."
Granny, I don't know where your nice shoes are, but aren't you staying home?
Can't you just wear your slippers?
Well, what about next weekend?
KAI: I'm in Miami for a National Conference on Neuroscience.
Miami is a six-hour flight from Seattle.
I could get on the redeye Friday night.
We'd have all of Saturday, and then I could fly back Sunday in time to pick up Scout.
Is that insane?
A little.
I wish I could get on a plane to Minnesota right now.
I'm not in Minnesota.
You're not?
Where are you?
A now-defunct diagnosis...
♪ Walkin' on water down the devil's road ♪ ..."hysteria" was used to describe a wide array of symptoms...
chest pain, anxiety...
I wish I could kiss you right now, but I'm at work.
...a swollen abdomen...
Hi.
...mood swings.
Hi.
They tried a variety of treatments for hysteria, ranging from rest to psychosomatic therapy.
Please can I watch your bowel resection?
You stay home from school, you keep up with your work.
That was our deal.
I will never need to know anything about the French Revolution, ever.
If you only know about medicine, what will you talk to your patients about?
You talk to your patients about European history?
But true relief for these women didn't exist...
I have to catch up with Maggie and Nick.
Go to my office.
I'll see you soon, okay?
...until physicians tried using what they called pelvic massage.
Hey.
Zola's skipping school again today.
Well, she had another panic attack, so what was I supposed to do?
The cure was called a "hysterical paroxysm"...
Wow.
What are you doing here?
None of your business.
I'm a private citizen.
...which today has come to be known as an orgasm.
Uh, yeah, I may have, uh, given her and Dr.
Wilson permission to use the interns for a special project.
You gave away our surgical interns for the entire day?
Well, I mean, the project's important, and...
do you really want to tell Bailey no?
Modern medicine continues to recognize the stress-reducing benefits of the female orgasm.
But doctors no longer perform the cure.
Sign these.
What are they?
Release forms.
For what?
Okay, new rule...
No questions before 8:00 a.m.
Well, we just want to know what we...
Save it for 8:01.
I'll be in the pit if you desperately need me and there is absolutely no one else in your general vicinity who can help.
Okay, but where...
People, it's very simple...
no questions.
You just didn't tell us where we're going.
You're with Dr.
Bailey.
Who's Dr.
Bailey?
Wow, blasphemy.
I am Dr.
Bailey.
[SIGHS] What are you waiting for?
Let's go.
I'm so sorry.
I-I thought I met all the attendings.
I'm Mika Yasuda.
No need to apologize.
I don't work here.
Dr.
Bailey was chief of surgery until about six months ago.
I left to spend time with my family.
That's nice.
It was, and then the Supreme Court went and stripped women of our reproductive rights.
Dr.
Wilson has been helping me with a sex-ed curriculum to teach teenagers about their bodies because we now live in a country where the only way to guarantee you don't have to carry an unwanted pregnancy is to not get pregnant.
And statistically speaking, teens need some big help with that.
So we are making sex-education videos to put up on social media.
We want to go viral...
you know, like that cat that plays the piano.
Oh, come on, people, get with it.
Dr.
Bailey, we're surgical interns.
We have progress notes and nurses paging us, and we're behind on discharge summaries.
I don't even have time to look at my phone.
I've got like 600 unread texts.
Nurses love me.
You won't be bothered today.
And in exchange for your cooperation, you get the benefit of working with yet another world-class surgeon.
[INTERNS GASP] BAILEY: Dr.
Montgomery.
[SIGHS] ♪ Oh, don't look so miserable.
You're getting paid to talk about sex today.
Sex is fun, and I need you to look like it.
♪ Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com ♪ Okay.
Addie, you really pulled out all the stops on this one.
And I am so grateful.
Well, I spend every waking moment obsessing about the state of women's health in this country, so this was an easy yes.
Yeah.
How much fallout are you experiencing in California?
Last week, I had five patients asking for prophylactic tubal ligations before they go to college, because they're afraid of getting pregnant in hostile states.
18-year-olds wanting to get their tubes tied.
I mean, it's the actual apocalypse.
18?
I didn't even want kids until I was 30.
Hi.
I'm Jo Wilson.
We actually met during your grand rounds on uterine transplants.
And Dr.
Schmitt is a g...
is a good friend of mine.
Unless you didn't like him.
Then I hate him.
Dr.
Wilson, I've heard great things.
Uh...
Would you excuse me just a minute?
Mm-hmm.
Sure.
I cannot believe it.
Shep...
Dr.
Montgomery.
It's a...
an...
an honor to be working with you.
I'm...
I'm a huge fan of...
of...
of fertility and...
and your work in it, specifically.
Hi.
I'm Dr.
Montgomery.
Simone Griffith.
Dr.
Griffith.
Dr...
Dr.
Simone Griffith.
Sorry, I'm starstruck.
♪ What do you mean, I don't have any interns?
They're off on some special assignment.
Well, what, did they enlist?
Bring them back, Owen.
I have a full pit, one surgical resident, and you, who's worse than useless to me.
You know what?
Talk to someone who cares.
Oh, excuse me, Dr.
Altman.
What?
Well, as much as I respect the purpose and intention of Dr.
Bailey's project, I could really use some more hands-on experience in the pit.
I'll do H&Ps, run labs, suture, drain abscesses.
I'll do anything you need.
Mm.
You happy now?
Don't answer that.
You're never happy.
I'm a very happy person.
He's just bitter and broken.
Let's go.
BAILEY: These are your scripts.
Stick to them.
STDs, menstrual cycle, anatomy, and you're all on contraception.
Uh, Dr.
Webber, there's plenty to go around.
Would you like to pick a topic?
Richard?
Uh, when I was 15, I was handed a sack of flour to care and treat like a baby.
Do you have that?
I'll be in my office.
Alright, uh, any questions, comments, concerns?
Um, yeah.
This is very important and all, but I am not your guy.
Never had sex before?
[INTERN SNORTS] This is your assignment today, so you are our guy.
I think what Dr.
Kwan is trying to say is, uh, we're not exactly qualified for this.
Yeah.
Okay, do you understand that hundreds of thousands of teenagers will become pregnant this year?
And now a lot of those children will be forced to carry their babies to term, or worse, give themselves back-alley illegal abortions, get septic, and die.
So if you all want to go hold a retractor, go ahead.
The rest of us will be here saving lives.
Hmm.
Oh, s-so, we just talk into the camera?
BAILEY: Not quite.
Come on in.
I've organized volunteers at my son's high school.
Actual nightmare.
No.
Can't teach without students.
Hi.
Hi, everybody.
Hi.
There we go.
♪ Excuse me, young man.
Where's labor and delivery?
Are you looking for someone?
Yes, my daughter.
Her name is Denise.
Have you seen her?
No.
Um...
She's having my grandbaby today.
I brought sustenance.
Hey, Adams!
Come here.
Um, this is, uh...
Joyce...
Joyce Ward.
Can you help her find her daughter?
She's in labor.
Can't an orderly do that?
You want to go back to sex class?
Please follow me, ma'am.
NICK: Hey.
Yeah?
Uh, is it true that you, uh, gave away the surgical interns?
Yeah, it's just for one day, though.
How much of the day?
'Cause I need them to round on Maggie's patients.
Otherwise, I'll need to round on her patients, as well as my own patients.
Right.
What are they even doing?
Uh, sex videos to prevent teen pregnancy.
Sex videos?
Uh, no.
Uh, sex-education videos.
Oh, okay, well, that...
that's an important word in that sentence.
It is.
Okay, I guess I'll start rounds, then.
Okay.
Okay.
WOMAN ON P.A.: Dr.
Seip, 4617.
Dr.
Jen Seip, 4617.
Hey.
What you doing down here?
Uh, just going to the bathroom.
Y-You're going to the bathroom?
You walked across a pedestrian bridge, you took an elevator down three flights, when there's a bathroom in your mom's office?
That's what that door is?
What's up?
Okay, fine, I was looking for a gallery to watch surgery.
Ah.
Please don't tell my mom.
I can't do more history homework.
I can't.
Yeah, well, I never really liked history either.
All the battles you have to memorize, the old dudes with the wigs.
Who thought that looked good?
Okay, well, I don't have to be in surgery for a few hours.
You want to see something cool?
Okay, let's go.
SIMONE: Track your menstrual cycle with pen and paper, no apps.
If you get an abortion, hostile states might be able to use your phone as evidence against you in criminal court.
If your period is late, take a pregnancy test.
Um, medical abortions are still, uh, legal and available in many states.
But, um, uh...
But you have to know that you're pregnant early if you want to use it.
Take one birth control pill by mouth every day at the same time.
Or you can get an IUD or an implant.
IUD goes into the uterus.
An implant goes into your arm.
Both are 99% effective at preventing pregnancy.
Morning-after pill.
[CLEARS THROAT] Uh, if the first layer of contraception fails, take this as soon as possible to, um, prevent pregnancy.
Oh, look, see, that girl over there is paying attention.
Oh, wait, no, I just didn't see her phone. "
Get young people," you said. "
They'll be good at this," you said.
♪ [DOOR OPENS] I know.
I am sorry.
I forgot.
I've got too much going on.
Well, I will do it tonight when I can't sleep.
[BREATHING SHAKILY] Look, can we talk about this later, please?
Okay.
Bye.
I love you.
[DOOR CLOSES] Hey.
Are you okay?
Do you remember when the state fair was?
Was it three weeks ago?
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't.
I don't live here.
Doesn't matter.
Either way, it's late.
What's late?
Oh.
Okay, well, um, your period can be late, for all sorts of reasons.
But if you want, I can take you for a blood test, just to be sure.
Are you a doctor?
Yes, I am a doctor.
And you won't tell my parents?
No, this is between you and me.
♪ I...
Okay, I get it.
Did you tell the coordinator that the patient's a rare HLA match?
Okay, well, call them back and send the latest labs.
Thank you.
Okay, what you want to do is you take the left grasper and pass the peg to the right grasper.
Huh.
Did I do it wrong?
No, you did it, uh, seamlessly.
You sure your mom's never shown you this before?
No, I swear.
No?
Okay, well, I'm not gonna tell you how long it took for me to nail that.
Did you always know you wanted to be a doctor?
Me?
[EXHALES SHARPLY] Wow.
Uh, no.
Gosh, no.
Um, at first I wanted to be the Flash.
I thought he was underrated but cool.
Then I thought I was gonna play professional baseball.
That did not work out.
And, uh, then I decided I was gonna be a science teacher.
And then what happened?
Well, um...
Well, my mom died.
You know, I forgot one.
At one point, I was gonna be an astronaut.
You liked space?
Uh, no, I liked the ice cream.
[LAUGHS] What?
Where is your enthusiasm, your...
your passion for science?
We're losing them.
We're reading all the facts you gave us.
You've turned it into ASMR.
You need to modulate your voices.
You know, connect!
If I wanted someone to just read facts from a sheet of paper, I could have done that myself.
Respectfully, we are not the problem.
These are boring factoids that you could look up online.
We need to teach these kids something they want to learn about, engage their sexual curiosity.
No.
Dr.
Wilson wrote a thorough curriculum.
Just stick with the script.
Be better.
[SIGHS] Aah!
[GROANING] Hey, hey, can you tell us what hurts?
She's tachy.
And she feels warm.
Uh, get me a gurney right now.
Dr.
Wilson...
NICK: Wow.
It's basically like a video game.
10 years of training, and I could have just been playing a video game.
I don't think they made this back then.
[LAUGHING] Wow!
Ouch.
Okay.
[LAUGHS] Mind if I use one of these tables?
Oh, hey.
I didn't...
I didn't know you were here.
Oh, I came up last minute to see Amelia.
Thought I'd do some data analysis until she's finished with work.
How's the, uh...
How's the trial?
We are hoping to start the next phase in the next couple of months if David doesn't fire this latest research director.
Yes.
Meredith Grey is not easy to replace.
No.
No, she's not.
She's not.
How's the new gig?
I like it.
I think I'm pretty good at it.
Uh, Zola, what do you think?
Mom says you take big swings.
[LAUGHS] ♪ Did you do that just now?
Mm-hmm.
Is it okay?
That's a cognitive puzzle.
Most adults can't do it that fast.
Hmm.
You know, I have six other grandchildren.
But Denise is my baby.
She needs me with her.
Uh, excuse me.
We're looking for Denise Ward.
This is her mother.
Griffith...
Denise Griffith.
She took her husband's name.
I'm not an O.B.
nurse.
And you have a tablet in your armpit.
Just...
Are you sure Denise came here?
Uh, maybe she went to Seattle Pres.
No, no, she said Seattle Grace.
Uh, okay, got it.
Just give me a minute to find your daughter's chart.
You know, if they have a boy, they're gonna name him Calvin.
I don't love it, but I'm staying out of it.
I hope it's a girl, 'cause if they have a girl, they're gonna name her Simone.
_ Isn't that beautiful?
_ Simone.
♪ BAILEY: Did we get ahold of her parents?
JO: Mom's on the way.
She also said it could just be bad cramps, because Diamond has "extremely traumatic periods."
"Traumatic" or "dramatic"?
[LAUGHS] It's unclear.
Diamond, are you on your period?
Did my mom tell you that?
She tells everyone when I'm on my freaking period.
I get a bad grade on a math quiz, she tells my teacher I'm on my period.
Like, we bleed.
Why does it matter?
I'm the virgin who likes anime, who passed out during sex-ed class.
Wow!
That's a giant cyst on the left side.
Look, it's...
it's displaced her entire abdomen.
And look, whirlpool sign on the right.
The vasculature is twisted, suggesting ovarian torsion.
She'll need surgery right away.
Well, then let's go.
Book an O.R.
and call her parents.
Dr.
DeLuca is still in her hysterectomy.
I have never done one of these on my own.
Well, good thing we know someone who has.
Find Dr.
Montgomery.
She's gonna need privileges.
So are you.
SIMONE: Double up to protect against STDs.
The pill and a condom, an IUD and a condom, but never use two condoms at the same time.
They'll break, and you...
[CELLPHONE VIBRATES] Ooh!
...
could get pregnant.
What are you doing?
Just got paged to the pit.
Bye!
You don't want me demonstrating condoms.
I mostly have sex with women.
Mm.
Uh, and I don't want to.
Why did you even go to medical school if you don't want to help people?
Do want to help people.
When they're under anesthesia and can't ask me questions.
Are you a Capricorn?
That's not a real thing.
Okay, no, that is for the condoms.
Who wants to know where the clitoris is?
♪ The vaginal opening is right around here.
And then you go up, up, up, and this point at the very top is the clitoris.
Now, it's a bundle of extremely sensitive nerves.
So, if you touch it too hard, you will cause pain.
You want to approach gently with a flat hand.
Gently, no poking.
It's not a button.
Yeah, and for those of you with vaginas, getting to know this part of your body on your own is the easiest way to avoid getting pregnant.
Have you ever tried to...
really hold on, like you're riding on a roller coaster, and you're not allowed to scream until you get off the ride?
[LAUGHTER] That is the pull-out method.
It is truly an excellent way to accidentally get someone pregnant.
Dr.
Millin?
Thank you, Doctor.
♪ It's amazing, we made it ♪ Dr.
Kwan?
Thank you, Doctor.
Now, hold it at the tip of an erect penis.
That part's very important.
And then you roll it down...
[SNAPS] [LAUGHTER] You out of practice?
Never had to put a condom on anything as small as a banana.
You get a condom, you get a condom, you get a condom, you get a condom!
Everybody gets a condom!
Whoo!
Any more questions?
♪ Whoo ♪ [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] Ah, Schmitt.
Just the person I was looking for.
Oh, Dr.
Montgomery, please don't make me teach sex ed to high schoolers.
I hated high school.
I-I can't go back.
I can't.
This isn't about sex ed.
Oh, well, in that case, hi.
How are you?
I have a patient.
Lucia Castelino.
She's waiting on a pregnancy test.
I have got to run into an emergent ovarian torsion.
Can you keep an eye out for the results and deliver them?
Of course.
And, Schmitt, she's scared.
Oh, I can relate to a scared high schooler.
One of our students collapsed.
She has an ovarian torsion.
I want to get her in the O.R.
right away.
May I have privileges?
Uh, I-I didn't catch that.
Could you say that again, louder?
I am requesting privileges, please.
Do you have a résumé with you?
For real?
Standard operating procedures.
Any references?
Are you done?
Privileges granted.
What about the sex ed?
Oh, she needs experienced hands, but if you want to check on the interns...
No, thank you.
Dr.
Teller, extension 2219.
JOYCE: Denise!
Where's my grandbaby?
Granny, uh, it's me...
Simone, your granddaughter.
Denise isn't here.
Remember?
That's not funny, Denise.
I'm not Denise, Granny.
I'm Simone.
No, no, no, no.
Mom died.
Remember?
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
♪ I want to go home.
Okay.
Well, I'm working right now, but we can call Dad.
He'll be...
No.
Get away from me.
I don't want you.
I want my daughter.
Granny, come on.
I said no.
Mrs.
Ward, it's okay.
Get away from me.
Granny, come on.
Somebody help!
It's me.
Hi.
Can I help?
It's okay, it's okay.
I got this, okay?
Ma'am, can I help you?
What do you need?
Should we take some deep breaths?
[INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES SLOWLY] [INHALES DEEPLY] Deep breaths.
There we go.
♪ How can I help you?
[VOICE BREAKING] Can you help me find my daughter?
I would love to help you find your daughter.
♪ AMELIA: Did he page you too?
Yeah.
What's going on?
Why isn't Zola doing her homework?
Well, we got...
we got sidetracked.
And you called us because...?
Well, Meredith's in surgery, and I needed someone else to see this.
Look at this.
Is she doing neurocognitive puzzles?
No, she's not doing them, she's killing them, one after the next.
I have never seen anything like it.
Watch.
♪ Did she just...?
Yeah.
I couldn't even understand the instructions that fast.
Look at her.
She's so relaxed, like it's nothing.
I mean, what do we do with this?
What is this? "
Guinness Book of World Records"?
You skip high school, go straight to college?
What am I looking at here?
Feel like I'm watching the U.S.
Open.
Uh, hey, could I steal you for a half-hour?
It's for a sex-ed thing.
Uh, yeah, we talked about this.
I'm your superior.
I...
No, it's for a literal sex-ed thing.
I need help with a literal sex video, Link.
Wow.
Still very not-okay.
And, you know, I'd prefer if you call me Dr.
Lincoln.
Everyone calls you Link.
Everyone except you, moving forward.
Okay, can you just do it?
I mean, we are flying by the seat of our pants up there.
No.
No, I don't want to lose my job today.
It's teaching.
Or harassment.
And I don't want to tempt fate.
Which one of us is being harassed?
I don't think it matters.
Find an actual couple.
Ah, Dr.
Ndugu, could you and Dr.
Pierce please demonstrate sexual consent for a roomful of teenagers?
[CHUCKLES] I...
No.
Consensual sex requires no verbal persuasion or convincing.
If you have to beg for it or force it, it is not consent, and you're doing it wrong.
So...
let's learn how to do it right.
There are 11 erogenous zones on the female body...
the ear, the neck, the armpit...
Wait, what, the armpits?
Yes.
You wouldn't know that, because like most men, you go straight for the...
[LAUGHTER] But the nipples on many women can be as sensitive as the clitoris, so going straight for them without any foreplay to the erogenous zones, can be painful and overstimulating.
The other erogenous zones can be the stomach, the inner thighs, the feet, the back of the knees...
Have you ever had someone lick the back of your knees before?
Wouldn't you like to know?
...the more obvious erogenous zones.
The external vaginal region...
ADDISON: Wilson, tell me what you see.
You are draining the cyst to get access to the torsed ovary.
And I've created a barrier to prevent spillage from the cyst's contents into the abdomen, in case of malignancy.
Torsion's a rare complication of cysts, and I used to caution my patients from imagining the worst-case scenario, but now, after the stripping of Roe v.
Wade, everything feels like the worst-case scenario.
Amen to that.
I have constant rage inside.
Yeah, I've thought about going to one of those places where you pay money to destroy things.
Doesn't help.
I also have rage.
I moved to O.B.
for joy.
I wanted joy, and now I'm gonna watch teenage girls die from sticking coat hangers up inside of themselves.
I mean, what if it's like the '70s all over again, and there are septic wards?
Someone should make a video about how dangerous a coat hanger is.
That's an excellent idea.
[ALARM BEEPING] There's bleeding here.
I don't know where it's coming from.
Lap pad.
♪ Let's extend the incision.
That exponentially increases her risk for complications.
She's 17 years old.
What if she wants to have a baby someday?
If the other ovary is torsed and it doesn't re-perfuse, this may be all she has.
So, come on, let's go.
Okay.
Now.
♪ [KNOCK ON DOOR, DOOR OPENS] Lucia?
I'm Dr.
Schmitt.
Dr.
Montgomery is in surgery.
Do you have my results?
It's positive.
You're pregnant.
[GASPS] We did it one time.
Did you not think that you could get pregnant the first time?
I-I'm not stupid.
I just didn't think I would get pregnant the first time.
Do you think that you might want to keep the pregnancy?
No!
I'm sorry.
I-I have to ask.
I can't have a baby.
I'm a stupid high schooler who hasn't fed her fish since Tuesday.
All I have to do is put in a pinch of flakes, and I still haven't done it.
A kid needs food every day...
real food.
I would be the mother who forgets to feed her baby, and I would get arrested or something.
Oh, my God, I don't want to be pregnant senior year.
Do you know how mean kids are?
I do.
I think my parents might actually murder me.
[SOBS] Hey.
They don't have to know if you don't want them to.
As long as the embryo measures under 10 weeks, you can have a medical abortion.
We'll give you pills so that you can manage it at home.
They say it's like a...
like a really bad period.
Yes, please, get me the pills.
Can we please just get this over with?
I'll get the ultrasound.
[SIGHS] [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] [SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE] She's calmed down now.
She's with Adams.
Thank you.
How long?
Uh, two years.
Gotten a lot worse the last six months.
My mother had Alzheimer's.
When I was an intern, she got brought in here with diverticulitis.
She kept running out of her room thinking she was late for surgery.
[SNIFFLES] My grandma keeps thinking I'm my mom.
You must look a lot like her.
Look alike in some photos.
She died when I...
was born.
I'm sorry.
Now you have to keep telling your grandmother over and over that her...
Ooh, I...
I can't do this.
I can't watch this.
I, um...
I-I put every effort I could into matching across the country so I wouldn't have to watch this, and that went to hell, and now I'm here.
I'm stuck in that house, and...
I love her.
She's my grandmother.
She raised me.
She's why I made it this far.
It might be helpful if you don't tell her that her daughter died.
I know it's not easy, but living in her reality is the most humane option.
I don't think I have it in me.
Nobody does.
You'll find it.
♪ Is it okay if I stay out here a little longer?
I just...
Of course.
I really feel your pain, Griffith.
My door is always open.
♪ ♪ What's going on?
Is Zola okay?
Oh, yeah, she's okay.
She's in there with Amelia.
Okay.
I thought she may have had another panic attack.
No, no.
But she did find some of Kai's puzzles that they use for neurological evaluations.
The puzzles mainly focus on visual-spatial skills.
Yeah, I'm familiar with them.
What...
What's going on?
Meredith, she's aced every single one at a level far higher than most of the adults I see.
I'm aware that she's smart.
My question is, why is she being evaluated without my consent?
Right, well, it...
Yeah, it was an accident.
Zola discovered the test when she and I were in there practicing on the simulators.
She's supposed to be in my office doing homework.
Mer, based on Kai's time with her, Zola is extremely gifted, which could explain the panic attacks.
When giftedness is undiagnosed, it can contribute to behavioral issues...
anxiety, a feeling of being untethered, a feeling that you don't belong.
Because you don't.
Her brain does not function like other kids her age.
She needs challenges that they don't.
She needs to be around peers who can relate to her and the way she thinks.
I'm gonna go see my kid.
Penetration is not necessary for mutual pleasure.
For starters, most women, or people with vaginas, can't achieve orgasm through penetration.
Yes?
How come that's not in porn?
Because porn is to actual human sex as the "Fast & Furious" is to actual human driving.
That is to say, it bears no resemblance.
If you are having sex with your partner, and you are trying to make it look like porn, your partner is experiencing little to no pleasure.
I would disagree.
Well, you would disagree because the girls you are with are also making it look and sound like porn.
But that is just an act.
A real man wants to give a woman a real orgasm.
So you want to be a real man or some candy-ass actor for whom a woman has to pretend to enjoy sex?
[LAUGHTER] Guess they were right.
This is definitely going viral.
Oh, not yet.
Need music.
And dancing.
[LAUGHTER] Hot dog!
Boston again.
[LAUGHS] Mrs.
Ward, you're killing me.
Well, I guess you're lucky that you're handsome, huh?
Where are you from?
Uh, Connecticut, but my dad's from Barbados.
Ah.
[PAGER VIBRATING, DOOR OPENS] Denise!
Honey, you okay?
Hi, Mom.
Did you have the baby already?
♪ It's a girl.
A girl?
Simone.
♪ Let the seasons change ♪ Simone.
♪ Well, they will anyway ♪ Can I see her?
Not yet.
The doctors are cleaning her up.
Oh.
You want to sit with us while you wait?
[PAGER VIBRATING] Dr.
Adams, your pager is going off.
Let...
Let me play a couple hands.
♪ It's not yours anymore ♪ Don't go easy on her, Mrs.
Ward.
♪ ♪ If the wilderness between us ♪ Oh, you cleaned him up.
Yeah.
♪ Remains ♪ JO: There was quite a bit of damage to Diamond's ovaries, but we were able to salvage them, hoping to preserve her fertility as best we can.
♪ We got a reason to stay ♪ So she's gonna be okay?
She will, yes.
I told her she just had bad menstrual cramps and that it runs in the family.
I gave her a hot water bottle.
I never even took her to see the gynecologist.
Oh, this isn't your fault.
No, unless someone specifically educates you on what to look for, it's hard to know what's normal and what's an indication of an underlying problem.
I'm just so grateful she was with you when this happened.
♪ ♪ We'll find a reason to stay ♪ ♪ Ohh ohh ohh ♪ ♪ We'll find a reason to stay ♪ Ready?
♪ Ohh ohh ohh ohh ♪ ♪ I know by the look in your eye ♪ First, you'll take mifepristone.
It's just one pill.
It'll stop the pregnancy from growing.
Then, after 24 hours, you'll take misoprostol.
It's four pills.
Put all four pills under your tongue for 30 minutes.
And then after 30 minutes, swallow whatever is left of the pills with water.
And then a few hours after you take the misoprostol, you'll experience some cramping and bleeding, like a very heavy period.
Then you'll pass the pregnancy, and the pain will stop.
How do I know if something's wrong?
It's extremely rare to have complications with a medical abortion, but if something feels off...
fever, no bleeding, too much bleeding...
then I want you to call me.
You'll be here?
Yes, I will be here for the next few days.
So you call me, day or night.
♪ Ohh ohh ♪ ♪ Don't let the dust settle down ♪ Can I take it now?
LEVI: You can take it whenever you're ready.
♪ There's a silver line on the edge of this town ♪ JO: We're making reels.
Just dance and point!
BAILEY: We need energy, people.
It's for the kids.
♪ ♪ Preach ♪ ♪ Mmm, teach me, baby, teach, ah ah-ah ♪ ♪ So, preach it, baby ♪ What are we pointing at?
Oh, the facts.
We'll put them on the screen later.
If you say so.
♪ Soul loving, do the soul loving ♪ ♪ Preach it, baby ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, baby, preach ♪ ♪ Mm, teach me, baby, teach, oh oh-oh ♪ RICHARD: But why little videos?
Because I can't get Tuck to look up from his phone long enough to have an actual conversation.
And we have to speak their language if we want them to learn.
Are you sure we're not gonna get sued over these?
If someone wants to take me to court for educating people about their own bodies, they better be prepared for a big fight.
So, when do you think we'll see you again?
How does tomorrow sound?
Oh, you ready to come back to work?
Ohh.
Look, I just can't sit idly by while my daughter doesn't have the same rights as her brothers.
This is a humanitarian crisis.
I would like to reopen the clinic and dedicate it to reproductive health.
I-I would run it 20 hours a week, and the rest of the time, I will be an attending, teaching the next generation of surgeons who we are depending on to be in this fight for the long haul.
Mm.
Well, Meredith's still interim chief.
She's just waiting on you to...
No, I-I don't want chief.
I'm telling you what I want.
I want to teach and cut 40 hours a week, and then go home to my family without the added stress.
That's my best and final offer.
Take it or leave it.
♪ Sold!
Welcome back, Dr.
Bailey.
♪ [SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE] Hi.
Thank you for staying with my grandmother today.
Ah, she's incredible.
Doesn't remember her address, but still seems to be an ace at cards.
Yeah, it's always been her thing.
Growing up, all the kids played Scrabble and Monopoly.
I played bid whist with Grandma's book club.
You sure you're okay?
Yeah, fine.
You're not gonna tell everyone, right?
Is it a secret?
I don't want anyone's pity.
I don't want to be the broken-home girl.
It's bad enough the chief knows.
I think people are just trying to help.
I know you're a Shepherd.
What?
How...
Something was weird with you and Dr.
Montgomery this morning, so I looked you up.
She's your Auntie Addie.
You tell anyone?
Not yet.
Granny, I don't know where your nice shoes are, but aren't you staying home?
Can't you just wear your slippers?
Well, what about next weekend?
KAI: I'm in Miami for a National Conference on Neuroscience.
Miami is a six-hour flight from Seattle.
I could get on the redeye Friday night.
We'd have all of Saturday, and then I could fly back Sunday in time to pick up Scout.
Is that insane?
A little.
I wish I could get on a plane to Minnesota right now.
I'm not in Minnesota.
You're not?
Where are you?
A now-defunct diagnosis...
♪ Walkin' on water down the devil's road ♪ ..."hysteria" was used to describe a wide array of symptoms...
chest pain, anxiety...
I wish I could kiss you right now, but I'm at work.
...a swollen abdomen...
Hi.
...mood swings.
Hi.
They tried a variety of treatments for hysteria, ranging from rest to psychosomatic therapy.
Please can I watch your bowel resection?
You stay home from school, you keep up with your work.
That was our deal.
I will never need to know anything about the French Revolution, ever.
If you only know about medicine, what will you talk to your patients about?
You talk to your patients about European history?
But true relief for these women didn't exist...
I have to catch up with Maggie and Nick.
Go to my office.
I'll see you soon, okay?
...until physicians tried using what they called pelvic massage.
Hey.
Zola's skipping school again today.
Well, she had another panic attack, so what was I supposed to do?
The cure was called a "hysterical paroxysm"...
Wow.
What are you doing here?
None of your business.
I'm a private citizen.
...which today has come to be known as an orgasm.
Uh, yeah, I may have, uh, given her and Dr.
Wilson permission to use the interns for a special project.
You gave away our surgical interns for the entire day?
Well, I mean, the project's important, and...
do you really want to tell Bailey no?
Modern medicine continues to recognize the stress-reducing benefits of the female orgasm.
But doctors no longer perform the cure.
Sign these.
What are they?
Release forms.
For what?
Okay, new rule...
No questions before 8:00 a.m.
Well, we just want to know what we...
Save it for 8:01.
I'll be in the pit if you desperately need me and there is absolutely no one else in your general vicinity who can help.
Okay, but where...
People, it's very simple...
no questions.
You just didn't tell us where we're going.
You're with Dr.
Bailey.
Who's Dr.
Bailey?
Wow, blasphemy.
I am Dr.
Bailey.
[SIGHS] What are you waiting for?
Let's go.
I'm so sorry.
I-I thought I met all the attendings.
I'm Mika Yasuda.
No need to apologize.
I don't work here.
Dr.
Bailey was chief of surgery until about six months ago.
I left to spend time with my family.
That's nice.
It was, and then the Supreme Court went and stripped women of our reproductive rights.
Dr.
Wilson has been helping me with a sex-ed curriculum to teach teenagers about their bodies because we now live in a country where the only way to guarantee you don't have to carry an unwanted pregnancy is to not get pregnant.
And statistically speaking, teens need some big help with that.
So we are making sex-education videos to put up on social media.
We want to go viral...
you know, like that cat that plays the piano.
Oh, come on, people, get with it.
Dr.
Bailey, we're surgical interns.
We have progress notes and nurses paging us, and we're behind on discharge summaries.
I don't even have time to look at my phone.
I've got like 600 unread texts.
Nurses love me.
You won't be bothered today.
And in exchange for your cooperation, you get the benefit of working with yet another world-class surgeon.
[INTERNS GASP] BAILEY: Dr.
Montgomery.
[SIGHS] ♪ Oh, don't look so miserable.
You're getting paid to talk about sex today.
Sex is fun, and I need you to look like it.
♪ Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com ♪ Okay.
Addie, you really pulled out all the stops on this one.
And I am so grateful.
Well, I spend every waking moment obsessing about the state of women's health in this country, so this was an easy yes.
Yeah.
How much fallout are you experiencing in California?
Last week, I had five patients asking for prophylactic tubal ligations before they go to college, because they're afraid of getting pregnant in hostile states.
18-year-olds wanting to get their tubes tied.
I mean, it's the actual apocalypse.
18?
I didn't even want kids until I was 30.
Hi.
I'm Jo Wilson.
We actually met during your grand rounds on uterine transplants.
And Dr.
Schmitt is a g...
is a good friend of mine.
Unless you didn't like him.
Then I hate him.
Dr.
Wilson, I've heard great things.
Uh...
Would you excuse me just a minute?
Mm-hmm.
Sure.
I cannot believe it.
Shep...
Dr.
Montgomery.
It's a...
an...
an honor to be working with you.
I'm...
I'm a huge fan of...
of...
of fertility and...
and your work in it, specifically.
Hi.
I'm Dr.
Montgomery.
Simone Griffith.
Dr.
Griffith.
Dr...
Dr.
Simone Griffith.
Sorry, I'm starstruck.
♪ What do you mean, I don't have any interns?
They're off on some special assignment.
Well, what, did they enlist?
Bring them back, Owen.
I have a full pit, one surgical resident, and you, who's worse than useless to me.
You know what?
Talk to someone who cares.
Oh, excuse me, Dr.
Altman.
What?
Well, as much as I respect the purpose and intention of Dr.
Bailey's project, I could really use some more hands-on experience in the pit.
I'll do H&Ps, run labs, suture, drain abscesses.
I'll do anything you need.
Mm.
You happy now?
Don't answer that.
You're never happy.
I'm a very happy person.
He's just bitter and broken.
Let's go.
BAILEY: These are your scripts.
Stick to them.
STDs, menstrual cycle, anatomy, and you're all on contraception.
Uh, Dr.
Webber, there's plenty to go around.
Would you like to pick a topic?
Richard?
Uh, when I was 15, I was handed a sack of flour to care and treat like a baby.
Do you have that?
I'll be in my office.
Alright, uh, any questions, comments, concerns?
Um, yeah.
This is very important and all, but I am not your guy.
Never had sex before?
[INTERN SNORTS] This is your assignment today, so you are our guy.
I think what Dr.
Kwan is trying to say is, uh, we're not exactly qualified for this.
Yeah.
Okay, do you understand that hundreds of thousands of teenagers will become pregnant this year?
And now a lot of those children will be forced to carry their babies to term, or worse, give themselves back-alley illegal abortions, get septic, and die.
So if you all want to go hold a retractor, go ahead.
The rest of us will be here saving lives.
Hmm.
Oh, s-so, we just talk into the camera?
BAILEY: Not quite.
Come on in.
I've organized volunteers at my son's high school.
Actual nightmare.
No.
Can't teach without students.
Hi.
Hi, everybody.
Hi.
There we go.
♪ Excuse me, young man.
Where's labor and delivery?
Are you looking for someone?
Yes, my daughter.
Her name is Denise.
Have you seen her?
No.
Um...
She's having my grandbaby today.
I brought sustenance.
Hey, Adams!
Come here.
Um, this is, uh...
Joyce...
Joyce Ward.
Can you help her find her daughter?
She's in labor.
Can't an orderly do that?
You want to go back to sex class?
Please follow me, ma'am.
NICK: Hey.
Yeah?
Uh, is it true that you, uh, gave away the surgical interns?
Yeah, it's just for one day, though.
How much of the day?
'Cause I need them to round on Maggie's patients.
Otherwise, I'll need to round on her patients, as well as my own patients.
Right.
What are they even doing?
Uh, sex videos to prevent teen pregnancy.
Sex videos?
Uh, no.
Uh, sex-education videos.
Oh, okay, well, that...
that's an important word in that sentence.
It is.
Okay, I guess I'll start rounds, then.
Okay.
Okay.
WOMAN ON P.A.: Dr.
Seip, 4617.
Dr.
Jen Seip, 4617.
Hey.
What you doing down here?
Uh, just going to the bathroom.
Y-You're going to the bathroom?
You walked across a pedestrian bridge, you took an elevator down three flights, when there's a bathroom in your mom's office?
That's what that door is?
What's up?
Okay, fine, I was looking for a gallery to watch surgery.
Ah.
Please don't tell my mom.
I can't do more history homework.
I can't.
Yeah, well, I never really liked history either.
All the battles you have to memorize, the old dudes with the wigs.
Who thought that looked good?
Okay, well, I don't have to be in surgery for a few hours.
You want to see something cool?
Okay, let's go.
SIMONE: Track your menstrual cycle with pen and paper, no apps.
If you get an abortion, hostile states might be able to use your phone as evidence against you in criminal court.
If your period is late, take a pregnancy test.
Um, medical abortions are still, uh, legal and available in many states.
But, um, uh...
But you have to know that you're pregnant early if you want to use it.
Take one birth control pill by mouth every day at the same time.
Or you can get an IUD or an implant.
IUD goes into the uterus.
An implant goes into your arm.
Both are 99% effective at preventing pregnancy.
Morning-after pill.
[CLEARS THROAT] Uh, if the first layer of contraception fails, take this as soon as possible to, um, prevent pregnancy.
Oh, look, see, that girl over there is paying attention.
Oh, wait, no, I just didn't see her phone. "
Get young people," you said. "
They'll be good at this," you said.
♪ [DOOR OPENS] I know.
I am sorry.
I forgot.
I've got too much going on.
Well, I will do it tonight when I can't sleep.
[BREATHING SHAKILY] Look, can we talk about this later, please?
Okay.
Bye.
I love you.
[DOOR CLOSES] Hey.
Are you okay?
Do you remember when the state fair was?
Was it three weeks ago?
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't.
I don't live here.
Doesn't matter.
Either way, it's late.
What's late?
Oh.
Okay, well, um, your period can be late, for all sorts of reasons.
But if you want, I can take you for a blood test, just to be sure.
Are you a doctor?
Yes, I am a doctor.
And you won't tell my parents?
No, this is between you and me.
♪ I...
Okay, I get it.
Did you tell the coordinator that the patient's a rare HLA match?
Okay, well, call them back and send the latest labs.
Thank you.
Okay, what you want to do is you take the left grasper and pass the peg to the right grasper.
Huh.
Did I do it wrong?
No, you did it, uh, seamlessly.
You sure your mom's never shown you this before?
No, I swear.
No?
Okay, well, I'm not gonna tell you how long it took for me to nail that.
Did you always know you wanted to be a doctor?
Me?
[EXHALES SHARPLY] Wow.
Uh, no.
Gosh, no.
Um, at first I wanted to be the Flash.
I thought he was underrated but cool.
Then I thought I was gonna play professional baseball.
That did not work out.
And, uh, then I decided I was gonna be a science teacher.
And then what happened?
Well, um...
Well, my mom died.
You know, I forgot one.
At one point, I was gonna be an astronaut.
You liked space?
Uh, no, I liked the ice cream.
[LAUGHS] What?
Where is your enthusiasm, your...
your passion for science?
We're losing them.
We're reading all the facts you gave us.
You've turned it into ASMR.
You need to modulate your voices.
You know, connect!
If I wanted someone to just read facts from a sheet of paper, I could have done that myself.
Respectfully, we are not the problem.
These are boring factoids that you could look up online.
We need to teach these kids something they want to learn about, engage their sexual curiosity.
No.
Dr.
Wilson wrote a thorough curriculum.
Just stick with the script.
Be better.
[SIGHS] Aah!
[GROANING] Hey, hey, can you tell us what hurts?
She's tachy.
And she feels warm.
Uh, get me a gurney right now.
Dr.
Wilson...
NICK: Wow.
It's basically like a video game.
10 years of training, and I could have just been playing a video game.
I don't think they made this back then.
[LAUGHING] Wow!
Ouch.
Okay.
[LAUGHS] Mind if I use one of these tables?
Oh, hey.
I didn't...
I didn't know you were here.
Oh, I came up last minute to see Amelia.
Thought I'd do some data analysis until she's finished with work.
How's the, uh...
How's the trial?
We are hoping to start the next phase in the next couple of months if David doesn't fire this latest research director.
Yes.
Meredith Grey is not easy to replace.
No.
No, she's not.
She's not.
How's the new gig?
I like it.
I think I'm pretty good at it.
Uh, Zola, what do you think?
Mom says you take big swings.
[LAUGHS] ♪ Did you do that just now?
Mm-hmm.
Is it okay?
That's a cognitive puzzle.
Most adults can't do it that fast.
Hmm.
You know, I have six other grandchildren.
But Denise is my baby.
She needs me with her.
Uh, excuse me.
We're looking for Denise Ward.
This is her mother.
Griffith...
Denise Griffith.
She took her husband's name.
I'm not an O.B.
nurse.
And you have a tablet in your armpit.
Just...
Are you sure Denise came here?
Uh, maybe she went to Seattle Pres.
No, no, she said Seattle Grace.
Uh, okay, got it.
Just give me a minute to find your daughter's chart.
You know, if they have a boy, they're gonna name him Calvin.
I don't love it, but I'm staying out of it.
I hope it's a girl, 'cause if they have a girl, they're gonna name her Simone.
_ Isn't that beautiful?
_ Simone.
♪ BAILEY: Did we get ahold of her parents?
JO: Mom's on the way.
She also said it could just be bad cramps, because Diamond has "extremely traumatic periods."
"Traumatic" or "dramatic"?
[LAUGHS] It's unclear.
Diamond, are you on your period?
Did my mom tell you that?
She tells everyone when I'm on my freaking period.
I get a bad grade on a math quiz, she tells my teacher I'm on my period.
Like, we bleed.
Why does it matter?
I'm the virgin who likes anime, who passed out during sex-ed class.
Wow!
That's a giant cyst on the left side.
Look, it's...
it's displaced her entire abdomen.
And look, whirlpool sign on the right.
The vasculature is twisted, suggesting ovarian torsion.
She'll need surgery right away.
Well, then let's go.
Book an O.R.
and call her parents.
Dr.
DeLuca is still in her hysterectomy.
I have never done one of these on my own.
Well, good thing we know someone who has.
Find Dr.
Montgomery.
She's gonna need privileges.
So are you.
SIMONE: Double up to protect against STDs.
The pill and a condom, an IUD and a condom, but never use two condoms at the same time.
They'll break, and you...
[CELLPHONE VIBRATES] Ooh!
...
could get pregnant.
What are you doing?
Just got paged to the pit.
Bye!
You don't want me demonstrating condoms.
I mostly have sex with women.
Mm.
Uh, and I don't want to.
Why did you even go to medical school if you don't want to help people?
Do want to help people.
When they're under anesthesia and can't ask me questions.
Are you a Capricorn?
That's not a real thing.
Okay, no, that is for the condoms.
Who wants to know where the clitoris is?
♪ The vaginal opening is right around here.
And then you go up, up, up, and this point at the very top is the clitoris.
Now, it's a bundle of extremely sensitive nerves.
So, if you touch it too hard, you will cause pain.
You want to approach gently with a flat hand.
Gently, no poking.
It's not a button.
Yeah, and for those of you with vaginas, getting to know this part of your body on your own is the easiest way to avoid getting pregnant.
Have you ever tried to...
really hold on, like you're riding on a roller coaster, and you're not allowed to scream until you get off the ride?
[LAUGHTER] That is the pull-out method.
It is truly an excellent way to accidentally get someone pregnant.
Dr.
Millin?
Thank you, Doctor.
♪ It's amazing, we made it ♪ Dr.
Kwan?
Thank you, Doctor.
Now, hold it at the tip of an erect penis.
That part's very important.
And then you roll it down...
[SNAPS] [LAUGHTER] You out of practice?
Never had to put a condom on anything as small as a banana.
You get a condom, you get a condom, you get a condom, you get a condom!
Everybody gets a condom!
Whoo!
Any more questions?
♪ Whoo ♪ [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] Ah, Schmitt.
Just the person I was looking for.
Oh, Dr.
Montgomery, please don't make me teach sex ed to high schoolers.
I hated high school.
I-I can't go back.
I can't.
This isn't about sex ed.
Oh, well, in that case, hi.
How are you?
I have a patient.
Lucia Castelino.
She's waiting on a pregnancy test.
I have got to run into an emergent ovarian torsion.
Can you keep an eye out for the results and deliver them?
Of course.
And, Schmitt, she's scared.
Oh, I can relate to a scared high schooler.
One of our students collapsed.
She has an ovarian torsion.
I want to get her in the O.R.
right away.
May I have privileges?
Uh, I-I didn't catch that.
Could you say that again, louder?
I am requesting privileges, please.
Do you have a résumé with you?
For real?
Standard operating procedures.
Any references?
Are you done?
Privileges granted.
What about the sex ed?
Oh, she needs experienced hands, but if you want to check on the interns...
No, thank you.
Dr.
Teller, extension 2219.
JOYCE: Denise!
Where's my grandbaby?
Granny, uh, it's me...
Simone, your granddaughter.
Denise isn't here.
Remember?
That's not funny, Denise.
I'm not Denise, Granny.
I'm Simone.
No, no, no, no.
Mom died.
Remember?
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
♪ I want to go home.
Okay.
Well, I'm working right now, but we can call Dad.
He'll be...
No.
Get away from me.
I don't want you.
I want my daughter.
Granny, come on.
I said no.
Mrs.
Ward, it's okay.
Get away from me.
Granny, come on.
Somebody help!
It's me.
Hi.
Can I help?
It's okay, it's okay.
I got this, okay?
Ma'am, can I help you?
What do you need?
Should we take some deep breaths?
[INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES SLOWLY] [INHALES DEEPLY] Deep breaths.
There we go.
♪ How can I help you?
[VOICE BREAKING] Can you help me find my daughter?
I would love to help you find your daughter.
♪ AMELIA: Did he page you too?
Yeah.
What's going on?
Why isn't Zola doing her homework?
Well, we got...
we got sidetracked.
And you called us because...?
Well, Meredith's in surgery, and I needed someone else to see this.
Look at this.
Is she doing neurocognitive puzzles?
No, she's not doing them, she's killing them, one after the next.
I have never seen anything like it.
Watch.
♪ Did she just...?
Yeah.
I couldn't even understand the instructions that fast.
Look at her.
She's so relaxed, like it's nothing.
I mean, what do we do with this?
What is this? "
Guinness Book of World Records"?
You skip high school, go straight to college?
What am I looking at here?
Feel like I'm watching the U.S.
Open.
Uh, hey, could I steal you for a half-hour?
It's for a sex-ed thing.
Uh, yeah, we talked about this.
I'm your superior.
I...
No, it's for a literal sex-ed thing.
I need help with a literal sex video, Link.
Wow.
Still very not-okay.
And, you know, I'd prefer if you call me Dr.
Lincoln.
Everyone calls you Link.
Everyone except you, moving forward.
Okay, can you just do it?
I mean, we are flying by the seat of our pants up there.
No.
No, I don't want to lose my job today.
It's teaching.
Or harassment.
And I don't want to tempt fate.
Which one of us is being harassed?
I don't think it matters.
Find an actual couple.
Ah, Dr.
Ndugu, could you and Dr.
Pierce please demonstrate sexual consent for a roomful of teenagers?
[CHUCKLES] I...
No.
Consensual sex requires no verbal persuasion or convincing.
If you have to beg for it or force it, it is not consent, and you're doing it wrong.
So...
let's learn how to do it right.
There are 11 erogenous zones on the female body...
the ear, the neck, the armpit...
Wait, what, the armpits?
Yes.
You wouldn't know that, because like most men, you go straight for the...
[LAUGHTER] But the nipples on many women can be as sensitive as the clitoris, so going straight for them without any foreplay to the erogenous zones, can be painful and overstimulating.
The other erogenous zones can be the stomach, the inner thighs, the feet, the back of the knees...
Have you ever had someone lick the back of your knees before?
Wouldn't you like to know?
...the more obvious erogenous zones.
The external vaginal region...
ADDISON: Wilson, tell me what you see.
You are draining the cyst to get access to the torsed ovary.
And I've created a barrier to prevent spillage from the cyst's contents into the abdomen, in case of malignancy.
Torsion's a rare complication of cysts, and I used to caution my patients from imagining the worst-case scenario, but now, after the stripping of Roe v.
Wade, everything feels like the worst-case scenario.
Amen to that.
I have constant rage inside.
Yeah, I've thought about going to one of those places where you pay money to destroy things.
Doesn't help.
I also have rage.
I moved to O.B.
for joy.
I wanted joy, and now I'm gonna watch teenage girls die from sticking coat hangers up inside of themselves.
I mean, what if it's like the '70s all over again, and there are septic wards?
Someone should make a video about how dangerous a coat hanger is.
That's an excellent idea.
[ALARM BEEPING] There's bleeding here.
I don't know where it's coming from.
Lap pad.
♪ Let's extend the incision.
That exponentially increases her risk for complications.
She's 17 years old.
What if she wants to have a baby someday?
If the other ovary is torsed and it doesn't re-perfuse, this may be all she has.
So, come on, let's go.
Okay.
Now.
♪ [KNOCK ON DOOR, DOOR OPENS] Lucia?
I'm Dr.
Schmitt.
Dr.
Montgomery is in surgery.
Do you have my results?
It's positive.
You're pregnant.
[GASPS] We did it one time.
Did you not think that you could get pregnant the first time?
I-I'm not stupid.
I just didn't think I would get pregnant the first time.
Do you think that you might want to keep the pregnancy?
No!
I'm sorry.
I-I have to ask.
I can't have a baby.
I'm a stupid high schooler who hasn't fed her fish since Tuesday.
All I have to do is put in a pinch of flakes, and I still haven't done it.
A kid needs food every day...
real food.
I would be the mother who forgets to feed her baby, and I would get arrested or something.
Oh, my God, I don't want to be pregnant senior year.
Do you know how mean kids are?
I do.
I think my parents might actually murder me.
[SOBS] Hey.
They don't have to know if you don't want them to.
As long as the embryo measures under 10 weeks, you can have a medical abortion.
We'll give you pills so that you can manage it at home.
They say it's like a...
like a really bad period.
Yes, please, get me the pills.
Can we please just get this over with?
I'll get the ultrasound.
[SIGHS] [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] [SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE] She's calmed down now.
She's with Adams.
Thank you.
How long?
Uh, two years.
Gotten a lot worse the last six months.
My mother had Alzheimer's.
When I was an intern, she got brought in here with diverticulitis.
She kept running out of her room thinking she was late for surgery.
[SNIFFLES] My grandma keeps thinking I'm my mom.
You must look a lot like her.
Look alike in some photos.
She died when I...
was born.
I'm sorry.
Now you have to keep telling your grandmother over and over that her...
Ooh, I...
I can't do this.
I can't watch this.
I, um...
I-I put every effort I could into matching across the country so I wouldn't have to watch this, and that went to hell, and now I'm here.
I'm stuck in that house, and...
I love her.
She's my grandmother.
She raised me.
She's why I made it this far.
It might be helpful if you don't tell her that her daughter died.
I know it's not easy, but living in her reality is the most humane option.
I don't think I have it in me.
Nobody does.
You'll find it.
♪ Is it okay if I stay out here a little longer?
I just...
Of course.
I really feel your pain, Griffith.
My door is always open.
♪ ♪ What's going on?
Is Zola okay?
Oh, yeah, she's okay.
She's in there with Amelia.
Okay.
I thought she may have had another panic attack.
No, no.
But she did find some of Kai's puzzles that they use for neurological evaluations.
The puzzles mainly focus on visual-spatial skills.
Yeah, I'm familiar with them.
What...
What's going on?
Meredith, she's aced every single one at a level far higher than most of the adults I see.
I'm aware that she's smart.
My question is, why is she being evaluated without my consent?
Right, well, it...
Yeah, it was an accident.
Zola discovered the test when she and I were in there practicing on the simulators.
She's supposed to be in my office doing homework.
Mer, based on Kai's time with her, Zola is extremely gifted, which could explain the panic attacks.
When giftedness is undiagnosed, it can contribute to behavioral issues...
anxiety, a feeling of being untethered, a feeling that you don't belong.
Because you don't.
Her brain does not function like other kids her age.
She needs challenges that they don't.
She needs to be around peers who can relate to her and the way she thinks.
I'm gonna go see my kid.
Penetration is not necessary for mutual pleasure.
For starters, most women, or people with vaginas, can't achieve orgasm through penetration.
Yes?
How come that's not in porn?
Because porn is to actual human sex as the "Fast & Furious" is to actual human driving.
That is to say, it bears no resemblance.
If you are having sex with your partner, and you are trying to make it look like porn, your partner is experiencing little to no pleasure.
I would disagree.
Well, you would disagree because the girls you are with are also making it look and sound like porn.
But that is just an act.
A real man wants to give a woman a real orgasm.
So you want to be a real man or some candy-ass actor for whom a woman has to pretend to enjoy sex?
[LAUGHTER] Guess they were right.
This is definitely going viral.
Oh, not yet.
Need music.
And dancing.
[LAUGHTER] Hot dog!
Boston again.
[LAUGHS] Mrs.
Ward, you're killing me.
Well, I guess you're lucky that you're handsome, huh?
Where are you from?
Uh, Connecticut, but my dad's from Barbados.
Ah.
[PAGER VIBRATING, DOOR OPENS] Denise!
Honey, you okay?
Hi, Mom.
Did you have the baby already?
♪ It's a girl.
A girl?
Simone.
♪ Let the seasons change ♪ Simone.
♪ Well, they will anyway ♪ Can I see her?
Not yet.
The doctors are cleaning her up.
Oh.
You want to sit with us while you wait?
[PAGER VIBRATING] Dr.
Adams, your pager is going off.
Let...
Let me play a couple hands.
♪ It's not yours anymore ♪ Don't go easy on her, Mrs.
Ward.
♪ ♪ If the wilderness between us ♪ Oh, you cleaned him up.
Yeah.
♪ Remains ♪ JO: There was quite a bit of damage to Diamond's ovaries, but we were able to salvage them, hoping to preserve her fertility as best we can.
♪ We got a reason to stay ♪ So she's gonna be okay?
She will, yes.
I told her she just had bad menstrual cramps and that it runs in the family.
I gave her a hot water bottle.
I never even took her to see the gynecologist.
Oh, this isn't your fault.
No, unless someone specifically educates you on what to look for, it's hard to know what's normal and what's an indication of an underlying problem.
I'm just so grateful she was with you when this happened.
♪ ♪ We'll find a reason to stay ♪ ♪ Ohh ohh ohh ♪ ♪ We'll find a reason to stay ♪ Ready?
♪ Ohh ohh ohh ohh ♪ ♪ I know by the look in your eye ♪ First, you'll take mifepristone.
It's just one pill.
It'll stop the pregnancy from growing.
Then, after 24 hours, you'll take misoprostol.
It's four pills.
Put all four pills under your tongue for 30 minutes.
And then after 30 minutes, swallow whatever is left of the pills with water.
And then a few hours after you take the misoprostol, you'll experience some cramping and bleeding, like a very heavy period.
Then you'll pass the pregnancy, and the pain will stop.
How do I know if something's wrong?
It's extremely rare to have complications with a medical abortion, but if something feels off...
fever, no bleeding, too much bleeding...
then I want you to call me.
You'll be here?
Yes, I will be here for the next few days.
So you call me, day or night.
♪ Ohh ohh ♪ ♪ Don't let the dust settle down ♪ Can I take it now?
LEVI: You can take it whenever you're ready.
♪ There's a silver line on the edge of this town ♪ JO: We're making reels.
Just dance and point!
BAILEY: We need energy, people.
It's for the kids.
♪ ♪ Preach ♪ ♪ Mmm, teach me, baby, teach, ah ah-ah ♪ ♪ So, preach it, baby ♪ What are we pointing at?
Oh, the facts.
We'll put them on the screen later.
If you say so.
♪ Soul loving, do the soul loving ♪ ♪ Preach it, baby ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, baby, preach ♪ ♪ Mm, teach me, baby, teach, oh oh-oh ♪ RICHARD: But why little videos?
Because I can't get Tuck to look up from his phone long enough to have an actual conversation.
And we have to speak their language if we want them to learn.
Are you sure we're not gonna get sued over these?
If someone wants to take me to court for educating people about their own bodies, they better be prepared for a big fight.
So, when do you think we'll see you again?
How does tomorrow sound?
Oh, you ready to come back to work?
Ohh.
Look, I just can't sit idly by while my daughter doesn't have the same rights as her brothers.
This is a humanitarian crisis.
I would like to reopen the clinic and dedicate it to reproductive health.
I-I would run it 20 hours a week, and the rest of the time, I will be an attending, teaching the next generation of surgeons who we are depending on to be in this fight for the long haul.
Mm.
Well, Meredith's still interim chief.
She's just waiting on you to...
No, I-I don't want chief.
I'm telling you what I want.
I want to teach and cut 40 hours a week, and then go home to my family without the added stress.
That's my best and final offer.
Take it or leave it.
♪ Sold!
Welcome back, Dr.
Bailey.
♪ [SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE] Hi.
Thank you for staying with my grandmother today.
Ah, she's incredible.
Doesn't remember her address, but still seems to be an ace at cards.
Yeah, it's always been her thing.
Growing up, all the kids played Scrabble and Monopoly.
I played bid whist with Grandma's book club.
You sure you're okay?
Yeah, fine.
You're not gonna tell everyone, right?
Is it a secret?
I don't want anyone's pity.
I don't want to be the broken-home girl.
It's bad enough the chief knows.
I think people are just trying to help.
I know you're a Shepherd.
What?
How...
Something was weird with you and Dr.
Montgomery this morning, so I looked you up.
She's your Auntie Addie.
You tell anyone?
Not yet.