Show: Ugly Betty - 1x15
{79}{118}I don't think so.
{143}{173}Walter.
{199}{259}In the next few days, something|big is going to happen at "Mode," {260}{318}and when it does,|Wilhelmina's going to be in charge, {318}{353}and when she is, {354}{397}these are the people|who are staying, {397}{453}and these are the people|who get the Jimmy Choo.
{453}{550}You are looking at the soon-to-be-|crowned editor-in-chief of "Mode."
{551}{627}Do you think dad is|capable of murder?
{627}{677}I think your father is|capable of anything.
{677}{760}Two years ago,|the Meade family lost their eldest son.
{760}{832}While he may have lost a son,|he gained a daughter.
{832}{889}Hi, daddy.
I'm back.
{890}{937}- Alex?|- Bradford Meade?
{937}{984}You're under arrest for|the murder of Fey Sommers.
{985}{1031}Is it fun having a sister?
{1148}{1235}Scandal and sex change and murder--|oh, my!
{1235}{1309}In a move that sent permanent waves|through the fashion community, {1309}{1392}Alex Meade, the eldest son of|the mega-powerful Meade clan, {1393}{1496}reappeared friday at "Mode's"|Top Ten to Watch fashion show...
{1497}{1543}as a she.
{1570}{1640}I can't believe all of this is|happening to people that I know.
{1640}{1719}I heard a rumor that|they keep "it" in a jar.
{1774}{1848}Widely assumed to have met|his maker in a skiing accident, {1848}{1905}no one was more surprised|to see his son-- {1906}{1984}looking stunning in a fabulous|organza and leather gown-- {1985}{2019}than papa Bradford.
{2020}{2083}Okay, time for you to|get ready for school.
{2083}{2127}- Fine.|- Let me get this straight.
{2127}{2200}Your boss' brother|wears women's clothes?
{2200}{2282}No, that's a transvestite.|Alexis is a transsexual.
{2282}{2306}What's the difference?
{2306}{2385}Transsexuals have surgery to reassign|themselves to the opposite sex.
{2385}{2412}Ouch.
{2412}{2458}The reunion didn't|last long, however, {2458}{2543}as the senior Meade was promptly|carted off to the big house {2543}{2641}for the alleged murder of former|"Mode" editor Fey Sommers.
{2641}{2708}Wow.
Those hands are too|small to belong to a man.
{2708}{2760}Yeah, and you gotta find out|where she gets her nails done.
{2761}{2800}Yeah, top of my list.
{2801}{2858}I don't even know what I'm supposed to|be doing.
I'm assuming you go to work {2859}{2935}when the president of the company's|been arrested for murder, right?
{2948}{2984}I brought you a doughnut.
{2984}{3028}Walter, it's not|really a good time.
{3029}{3063}Okay.
{3066}{3134}Well, I also have some other|news that I think you're gonna-- {3134}{3163}I don't know if I have a job.
{3163}{3206}I-I gotta go.
I'm sorry.
{3235}{3297}Maybe I'll meet you for lunch.
{3300}{3380}She's, um...|got a lot going on.
{3380}{3462}Sources suspect it was none|other than Alexis Meade {3463}{3533}who provided the evidence|to put her father away.
{3533}{3626}Meanwhile, no one knows which side|brother Daniel is going to fall on, {3626}{3699}which brings us to the|all-important question-- {3699}{3775}what's going to|happen at "Mode"?
{4044}{4117}Miss Meade.
Miss Meade, what made|you decide to come back as a woman?
{4118}{4151}Are you enjoying|wearing dresses?
{4151}{4192}What size breasts|did you go with?
{4193}{4239}How does it feel to|be back at Meade?
{4309}{4375}Fan-freakin'-tastic.
{4595}{4620}Wait!
{4676}{4707}Thanks.
{5011}{5051}So how's it going in there?
{5051}{5071}Terrific.
{5071}{5152}Just like the club,|except the caddies all carry shivs.
{5175}{5233}- How's your mother doing?|- I wouldn't know.
{5233}{5290}She spent the entire|weekend with Alex.
{5290}{5330}We have to fight him, Daniel.
{5331}{5409}While I'm in here, it's up to you|to keep Meade Publications running.
{5409}{5440}Did you talk to the lawyers?
{5440}{5522}They said the prosecution's got|some pretty strong evidence-- {5530}{5600}phone logs, e-mails, {5601}{5642}Fey's car.
{5642}{5704}You do believe I'm innocent,|don't you?
{5721}{5764}I want to.
{6156}{6238}- Hi.
Uh, I'm Betty.|- Suarez.
{6238}{6275}My brother's assistant.
{6275}{6318}I know who you are.
{6383}{6424}Okay, let's just cut to it.
{6424}{6461}They softened the jaw,|slimmed the nose, {6461}{6518}lowered the hairline,|shaved the adam's apple, {6518}{6551}and then there|are the implants-- {6551}{6601}cheeks, breasts, ass.
{6601}{6691}I'll spare you the more graphic details,|but just to put a rumor to rest, {6691}{6759}they don't save "it" in a jar.
{6820}{6879}That's good to know.
{6968}{7042}And, no, I haven't given up smoking.|It's a hormone patch {7043}{7096}so my mustache|doesn't grow back.
{7096}{7124}Really?
{7124}{7155}Where'd you get that?
{7155}{7239}Because I have to bleach all the time,|and it is such a pain.
{7291}{7371}"Mode" magazine stands|behind the Meade family.
{7371}{7448}And we are certain all these|matters will be resolved.
{7449}{7513}In a timely and|appropriate manner.
{7514}{7552}Do you have any job openings?
{7552}{7615}Daniel, the "Times"|called wanting a quote, {7615}{7673}Dr.
Phil called|offering his services, {7673}{7743}and E!
called, wanting to do a|reality show about your family.
{7743}{7813}Tell 'em all no.|Call a staff meeting for 11:00 a.m.
{7813}{7869}We are way behind on the swimsuit issue,|and I need people {7870}{7926}to focus on business.|Anything else?
{7927}{7969}Your sister's in the building|if you want to talk to her.
{7970}{7999}- I don't have a sister.|- Daniel...
{8000}{8044}Betty, we have an|issue to get out, {8045}{8107}and I need coffee-- lots of it.
{8198}{8256}Henry.
Hey.|What are you doing here?
{8256}{8282}Hiding.
{8282}{8348}When paparazzi are stalking accountants,|you know it's bad.
{8348}{8380}Yeah, I know.
{8381}{8413}They were following me, too, {8413}{8487}and one of them thought that my|glasses and nose were a disguise.
{8487}{8539}I like your glasses|and your nose.
{8546}{8594}Listen, I was wondering, {8594}{8654}do you have any interest in seeing "Wicked"|tomorrow night?
I have two tickets.
{8655}{8727}Oh, my god.
How did you know|that I wanted to see that?
{8727}{8778}Well, you were humming "Popular"|in the elevator on tuesday.
{8779}{8802}You noticed.
{8803}{8859}After that you said,|"I'm dying to see 'Wicked.'" {8860}{8935}You know,|green girl who feels like an outsider...
{8978}{9009}Go figure.
{9014}{9058}I would love to.
{9066}{9095}It's a date.
{9096}{9161}Oh, um, wait.
{9161}{9214}I-I can't.
Uh...
{9214}{9256}You know, the...
{9257}{9285}Walter.
{9286}{9343}Oh.
Sorry.
{9343}{9366}Y-yeah.
{9368}{9415}It's just...|you hadn't mentioned him in a while.
{9415}{9454}I know, um...
{9454}{9528}it's just--|it's--it's really complicated.
{9537}{9570}Sure.
{9585}{9668}But maybe we can still go,|you know, just as friends.
{9697}{9729}I guess we can do that.
{9729}{9800}Great.
That's perfect.|I'll see you tomorrow.
{9808}{9843}Great.
{9875}{9940}Great.
Another friend.
{10030}{10111}I think word is out among|the staff about the takeover.
{10111}{10164}Another suck-up bouquet.
{10177}{10238}Well, if you wanted to suck up,|Leslie, you should have known {10239}{10286}I hate peonies.
{10325}{10413}So I just got an e-mail from|Daniel about a meeting at 11:00.
{10413}{10450}Why does he still|get to do that?
{10450}{10486}I thought we were in power now.
{10486}{10520}Relax, Evita.
{10520}{10564}In due time.
{10877}{10909}Daniel, {10919}{10983}everyone's waiting for you in|the conference room.
It's 11:00.
{10983}{11033}Oh, right.
Uh, thanks.
{11037}{11103}I realize the fax machines|have been working overtime {11103}{11153}with all the r�sum�s|being sent out.
{11153}{11193}I thought Wilhelmina|was in charge now.
{11194}{11235}- I sent her peonies.|- Yeah, I know, {11235}{11290}and I switched your card with Leslie's.|You're welcome.
{11290}{11357}...will continue|as it always has.
{11365}{11473}I just ask for your patience|and trust in the coming weeks...
{11500}{11561}uh, as we get|everything sorted out.
{11561}{11667}Aw.
Little Danny's|running a meeting.
{11668}{11715}That is just so cute.
{11716}{11763}Does anyone have a camera?
{11763}{11862}Well, seeing as this is a meeting|for "Mode" employees only, {11862}{11933}I don't think my dead brother|falls into that category.
{11933}{11981}And that's where you're wrong.
{11981}{12111}"In the event of the death or|incapacitation of Bradford Meade, {12112}{12228}control of Meade Publications transfers|immediately to his eldest son, {12229}{12312}Alexander Spencer Meade."
{12323}{12398}It's a shame dad never got|around to updating the charter.
{12399}{12443}I guess he didn't have|anyone he could trust.
{12444}{12469}You can't be serious.
{12470}{12552}I am,|and to show you how serious, {12552}{12627}I'd like to present the new|editor-in-chief of "Mode," {12627}{12686}Wilhelmina Slater.
{12728}{12768}Me?
{12779}{12867}Well, I-I'm as|shocked as all of you, {12871}{12921}and I'm flattered, but...
{12921}{12990}He doesn't work here anymore.
{12990}{13062}Danny, you're fired.
{13188}{13271}Transcript : Raceman|Subtitles : Willow's Team {13276}{13364}www.forom.com {13487}{13544}Thanks again for your time.|I appreciate it.
{13594}{13671}So what did the lawyers say?|Do I need to start packing?
{13672}{13711}We're not going anywhere.
{13711}{13751}Yeah!
That's what|I'm talking about.
{13751}{13812}See, the charter gives control|to Alex Meade, and technically, {13812}{13874}Alex is dead.|We can challenge the entire document.
{13874}{13898}That's all we got?
{13899}{13959}Yeah, and the eldest son is|now the eldest daughter.
{13959}{13994}That's also questionable.
{13994}{14021}I'm gonna start packing.
{14022}{14089}No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.|Betty, we're buying time, {14089}{14128}and with time,|my father will get out, {14128}{14170}and Alex will be gone|from my life again.
{14170}{14238}Look, Daniel,|if Alexis does end up in power, {14239}{14298}maybe it'd be better|to be on her side.
{14298}{14332}He fired me.
{14333}{14385}I fired my sister.|We still talk.
{14385}{14434}It's what families do.|They forgive each other.
{14434}{14480}Well, then our families|are very different.
{14480}{14550}Look, Daniel, I know the fact that|your brother is now your sister {14550}{14634}is a lot to process, so I did some|research to help you understand.
{14634}{14714}Also, I got you the Renee Richards|story.
It's old, but it holds up.
{14714}{14748}And "Tootsie."
{14749}{14804}It's not relevant,|but it's a good movie.
{14804}{14858}I'm gonna make this|crystal clear.
{14858}{14971}I have no interest in|understanding Alexis Meade.
{14995}{15056}Styles wants to know what you|thought about those tankinis.
{15057}{15144}I think somewhere there's a lesbian|water polo team that'll love them.
{15145}{15211}You--you're fired.
{15214}{15274}Anna Wintour returned.|She wants to have lunch.
{15275}{15354}Now she calls.|I left that message in 1998.
{15354}{15384}Tell her I'm busy.
{15385}{15430}Is this you?
{15444}{15521}You look better before the haircut,|and you're fired.
{15522}{15562}Oh, this is fun.|I want to do one.
{15563}{15630}- Hey, you.
You're fired.|- I don't work here.
{15631}{15673}Not anymore you don't.
{15687}{15736}Hold it.
That stays.
{15737}{15777}What's going on?
{15794}{15841}Daniel got an injunction.
{15842}{15892}- The takeover's been halted.|- What?!
{15892}{15964}It'll never hold up in court.|We'll be back on track within a week.
{15964}{15997}Well, what am I supposed|to do till then?
{15997}{16068}You wait.|You bide your time a little longer.
{16069}{16157}I am not going back to being|Daniel's creative director.
{16158}{16198}I worked too hard|to get to the top.
{16198}{16228}You were there for an hour.
{16228}{16282}Let's see how this|magazine runs without me.
{16282}{16325}Marc, call for my car.
{16325}{16376}Oh, Willie, you can't leave.|We have a swimsuit issue to finish.
{16377}{16416}Let Daniel handle it.
{16416}{16480}These gold pumps will not|step foot in this building {16481}{16539}until I rule this magazine!
{16619}{16672}She's a little dramatic,|isn't she?
{16672}{16710}Don't you love it?
{16805}{16834}Dad?
{16840}{16874}It's so white in here.
{16874}{16913}What are you doing here?
{16914}{16947}Is everything okay?
{16948}{17019}I wanted to talk to you|before Walter gets here.
{17020}{17059}What?
Walter's coming?
{17059}{17127}He came by this morning to|tell you he got a promotion.
{17127}{17184}They offered him assistant|manager of a new Pro Buy.
{17185}{17223}Oh, my god!
{17224}{17275}But he's about to turn it down.
{17276}{17298}Why?
{17298}{17368}Well, it's in Maryland, and...|you're here.
{17368}{17426}No, he should not do|something like that for me.
{17426}{17451}We'll figure it out.
{17452}{17504}Betty, it's not about|figuring it out.
{17504}{17593}You can't keep stringing|him along if you...
{17602}{17638}if you're not in love with him.
{17639}{17696}Dad, I don't know|what I am right now.
{17696}{17783}Honey, he wants a|future with you.
{17784}{17875}Unless you plan on standing in|front of a priest with this guy, {17887}{17939}you need to let him go.
{17959}{18028}Okay, dad, thank you for coming.|I have to go back to work.
{18028}{18082}I was just concerned for you...
{18082}{18150}and I was hoping to get|a look at the she-male.
{18162}{18199}Dad.
{18420}{18469}What are you doing here?
{18474}{18550}Oh, my god!|What happened to you?
{18550}{18585}School called me.|He got into a fight.
{18586}{18614}A fight?
{18614}{18650}Wait.
Why didn't they call me?
{18651}{18710}He's my father, okay?|They can call him if they want to.
{18710}{18758}Hey, attitude.
{18758}{18823}Ay, dios m�o.|Who did this to you?
{18824}{18870}I'm going to my room.
{19102}{19133}Excuse me.
{19133}{19171}Can I help you?
{19214}{19240}Who are you?
{19240}{19301}I'm Betty Suarez.|I'm Daniel Meade's assistant.
{19302}{19364}Claire Meade,|Daniel Meade's mother.
{19364}{19407}I win.
{19499}{19546}Hello, Daniel.
{19549}{19599}Mom?
What are you doing here?
{19599}{19661}Enjoying this glorious day.
{19661}{19735}The sun is shining.|The air is crisp.
{19736}{19800}Even the hobos have a|spring in their step.
{19801}{19868}- Are you okay?|- Don't I seem okay?
{19868}{19953}No, you seem...
happy.
{19953}{20034}You do realize what's happened to this|family over the last three days, don't you?
{20034}{20082}Look what I bought your sister.
{20082}{20112}You didn't just say that.
{20112}{20178}With her boobs,|she'll be a knockout in this dress.
{20178}{20261}Oh, and this one|comes in green.
{20262}{20300}Now which do you|think is her color?
{20300}{20338}Are you on pills?
{20338}{20386}Do I need to call a|sponsor or something?
{20387}{20419}Don't be ridiculous.
{20420}{20480}Mom, dad is in prison.|You have not gone to see him yet.
{20480}{20527}He won't be there for long.
{20527}{20576}He didn't do this, you know.
{20577}{20619}Do you have plans for lunch?
{20620}{20681}I want to take both|my children out.
{20681}{20748}Stop acting like|it's easter, okay?
{20749}{20809}Your family is falling apart.|Do you realize that?
{20809}{20883}My family is coming together.
{20884}{20999}The child I buried and grieved over|for the last two years is alive.
{21000}{21084}I don't care what|he came back as.
{21085}{21139}I have him back.
{21191}{21229}Her.
{21329}{21397}Cancel my appointments.|I have to take my mother to a spa.
{21397}{21438}- Why?|- I can't let her out of my sight.
{21439}{21514}She's acting like she's on the|verge of a nervous breakdown.
{21535}{21585}- She looks fine to me.|- No, trust me, Betty.
{21585}{21640}Her crazy works on|this time delay.
{21640}{21712}Do you know when Alex died, she spent|three days planning a dinner party, {21712}{21759}then in the middle of the main course,|she excuses herself, {21760}{21830}goes upstairs,|swallows a whole bottle of pills?
{21879}{21943}Um, I can take your mother.
{21943}{21967}What?
Really?
{21967}{22027}Yeah.
You have all these|phone calls and meetings.
{22028}{22071}Betty, really,|I can't ask you to do that.
{22072}{22099}Don't be silly, Daniel.
{22099}{22146}Come on, Mrs.
Meade.|We're going to the spa.
{22147}{22206}Oh, goody.
A new babysitter.
{22206}{22238}We'll take the stairs.
{22238}{22271}It'll get the toxins out.
{22271}{22314}I like my toxins...
{22314}{22368}with two olives.
{22390}{22479}Uh, excuse me.
Was that blur|running for the fire exit Betty?
{22480}{22515}I wanted to take her to lunch.
{22515}{22585}Uh, actually, my fault.|I sent her on a special errand.
{22586}{22623}It's been a crazy day.
{22623}{22714}Oh, 'cause I have a coupon|for the baked potato bar.
{22714}{22760}It's for two.
{22763}{22849}Sorry.
I had a potato|for breakfast.
{22945}{23009}It's ridiculous.
One D.U.I., {23009}{23085}you O.D.
a couple of times, {23085}{23170}show up naked at a garden party,|and suddenly {23171}{23232}everyone treats|you like a child.
{23232}{23287}Daniel just wanted to make sure|that you can't hurt yourself.
{23288}{23367}If I wanted to drink this,|what could you do to stop me?
{23413}{23450}Not bad.
{23451}{23496}So do you go to spas often?
{23496}{23563}Oh, hello.|Um, I'm guessing yes.
{23568}{23620}This is my first|time at the spa.
{23620}{23671}I'm actually really|excited to be here.
{23671}{23719}My boyfriend|surprised me at work, {23719}{23789}but it was kind of a lousy surprise because|I think I have to break up with him, {23790}{23855}but I've never broken up with anybody|before.
I me, I'm a green girl-- {23856}{23928}Betty, I'm in the tub.
{23928}{23974}You can stop babbling.
{23974}{24004}Okay.
{24484}{24531}Who the hell are you?
{24531}{24628}I'm Evelyn,|your cleaning lady for 13 years.
{24629}{24663}It's nice to meet you.
{24663}{24751}Nice to put a face with the burrito|wrapper you left on my counter.
{24757}{24844}So what are you doing home in|the middle of the afternoon?
{24844}{24910}I thought you were|the editor-in-chief.
{24910}{24943}How did you know that?
{24943}{24999}I snooped.|I saw your business cards.
{24999}{25061}Well, I'm taking|the afternoon off.
{25062}{25158}Oh, please.
Women like us|don't take no afternoons off.
{25158}{25220}Our careers always come first.
{25220}{25315}Well, maybe women like us {25316}{25445}need to learn there's more|to life than work, Evelyn.
{25472}{25512}Caviar?
{25630}{25679}He still won't tell|me what happened.
{25679}{25731}Your son showed up to school|today twirling a flag.
{25731}{25758}What do you think happened?
{25759}{25853}And look at this-- ice-skating lessons,|jazzercise, "music man" auditions.
{25853}{25930}I know, I know.
It's my fault|for letting him be who he is.
{25930}{26002}Bought him unicorn stickers when he was|3.
It's been all downhill since then.
{26003}{26034}Go ahead, make jokes, Hilda.
{26034}{26065}And now he's getting beat up.
{26066}{26095}It's time for us|to get practical.
{26096}{26130}Us?
{26132}{26247}There hasn't been an "us" with Justin|since the backseat of your rented Camaro.
{26247}{26291}Unh-unh.
You can leave now.
{26291}{26318}I will handle this.
{0}{0}00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:19,120|Hey, whether you|like it or not, {26353}{26412}he asked me to pick him|up from school today.
{26507}{26543}You got a beer?
{26916}{27012}I didn't pass out in a mexican|whorehouse again, did I?
{27013}{27125}No, um, but|could you check my phone for me?
{27125}{27162}It could be Daniel.
{27232}{27298}And there's the back part.
{27417}{27481}Its a guy with no chin|and permanent bed head.
{27482}{27529}Oh, that's Walter,|my boyfriend.
{27530}{27595}He says he has a big|surprise for you, {27595}{27656}and then there's what|looks like a smiley face.
{27656}{27688}Yeah, he does that.
{27689}{27761}He also likes to make a clown|face out of the "a" in Walter.
{27762}{27802}Hot.
{27831}{27912}This guy is a pain in the ass.|Break up with him already.
{27913}{27948}It's not that easy.
{27949}{27985}He loves me.
{27985}{28089}Well, according to his latest message,|he "wuvs" you.
{28119}{28168}Why are you holding on to him?
{28194}{28272}- I'll stand up again.|- Okay!
Okay.
{28310}{28362}Before my mother died, {28379}{28431}she told me that the most|important thing in life {28431}{28492}is to find someone|who loves you, {28520}{28569}and when you do, {28569}{28636}hold on to them no matter what, {28645}{28711}because in the end,|that's all that really matters.
{28711}{28769}Honey, if your mother|were still here, {28769}{28843}all she'd want to know|is that you're happy, {28850}{28930}and you're not happy right now.
{28974}{29017}I gotta pee.
{29138}{29175}Thank you all for coming.
{29176}{29244}I'm sure by now you've all|heard about the injunction.
{29244}{29324}I can assure you it's nothing|more than a stalling tactic.
{29325}{29408}Within a week, I will be assuming|control of Meade Publications.
{29408}{29462}Actually, that's not true.
{29470}{29560}Ah, my brother Danny, everyone.
{29560}{29658}You probably remember him from his|recent humiliation by Sofia Reyes.
{29659}{29707}When it comes to|family humiliations, {29707}{29759}I'll definitely take|mine over yours.
{29759}{29835}Oh, and Alex, it's Daniel.
{29835}{29891}Okay, well,|this has been fun, Danny, {29891}{29988}but if you have more to say, I suggest|you call your own press conference.
{29988}{30043}Now under my leadership,|Meade Publications will become {30044}{30102}a force in new media as well.
{30103}{30207}I have a 4-point plan for|making us a major player in...
{30214}{30257}What are you doing?
{30261}{30322}I'm calling my own press conference...|right now.
{30322}{30419}Oh, and any of you who come over to|mine gets to see a photo of Alexis {30419}{30481}with a whole lot of chest hair.
{30548}{30677}And at our cottage,|Alex would drag Daniel out on the lake, {30678}{30772}push him out of the boat and|make him swim back to shore.
{30791}{30853}Did I mention this was january?
{30854}{30907}Oh, he lost a pinkie toe.
{30908}{30968}Daniel only has nine toes?
{30975}{31076}No matter what torture Alex concocted,|Daniel always looked up to him.
{31076}{31137}His big brother|could do no wrong.
{31138}{31188}- Could I get a spritz?|- Ow!
{31188}{31220}Ow!
{31220}{31281}Okay, I chose all wrong.
{31282}{31346}So tell me,|how bad is it between them?
{31347}{31401}They're, you know...
{31401}{31447}they're adjusting.
{31448}{31520}- Betty.|- It's like Cain and Abel, {31521}{31567}if Abel was a woman {31568}{31605}who used to be a man.
{31605}{31649}Ow...
{31649}{31689}Believe it or not, {31689}{31772}there was actually a time|when we were a real family.
{31773}{31862}Every birthday,|the kids would drag us to Coney Island.
{31886}{31965}I always hoped they'd want to|do something more civilized {31966}{32058}like a nice pheasant hunt.
{32077}{32171}Now I would kill for|bumper cars and corn dogs.
{32171}{32239}It might not be too|late to fix this.
{32240}{32304}There's one thing that|they have in common.
{32304}{32364}They both really|care about you.
{32605}{32649}Okay, so you see that stripper?
{32649}{32680}She used to be a nun, {32681}{32734}and she's pregnant with|the butcher's baby, {32734}{32814}but she doesn't know that the|butcher is her second cousin.
{32815}{32883}A story as old as time.
{32894}{32964}How many boyfriends do I get?
{32964}{33023}One, two, three...
{33038}{33079}Wilhelmina Slater's office.
{33079}{33111}I'm in hell.
{33112}{33153}Where are we in putting|the book together?
{33153}{33183}Are we gonna make the deadline?
{33183}{33212}I thought you didn't care.
{33212}{33295}That was before I had to watch|"Mork & Mindy" in spanish.
{33295}{33364}I wanna know every detail|that's going on down there.
{33364}{33419}Well, why don't you|just come down here?
{33421}{33516}I can't just stroll back in.|I made a dramatic exit.
{33516}{33594}But I...|can be there without...
{33595}{33665}actually being there.
{33665}{33713}That makes sense.
{33713}{33784}Now listen.|Take the orchid on your desk.
{33785}{33877}Turn it slowly clockwise|until I tell you to stop.
{33878}{33952}This isn't gonna squirt me|with water or anything, is it?
{33980}{34022}Smile.
{34047}{34116}You might wanna cut|those nose hairs.
{34259}{34349}Nothing will be changing at either|Meade or our flagship, "Mode."
{34350}{34441}There will be extensive changes|at both Meade and "Mode."
{34441}{34519}Naturally, people who aren't in|power can't make changes, can they?
{34519}{34585}And people who are just|playing editor-in-chief {34585}{34661}should go back to throwing a|football and whoring around.
{34661}{34767}Are you people really gonna listen|to someone who wet his bed...
{34774}{34820}until he was 15?
{34820}{34845}Shut up!
{34845}{34876}No, you shut up.
{34876}{34933}Oh, that's not fair.|I can't hit a girl, can I?
{34933}{34980}Well, then, I guess you'll|just have to hit yourself.
{34980}{35012}Why are you hitting yourself?|Why are you hitting your-- {35013}{35075}Stop it, the both of you,|right now.
{35076}{35142}There's nothing to see here,|ladies and gentlemen.
{35307}{35336}Hey, nails!
{35336}{35386}You two are acting|really ridiculous.
{35387}{35412}- Yeah, but he started it.|- Did not.
{35413}{35439}- Okay, stop it.|- Did too.
{35439}{35494}Stop it.
Cut it out!
{35503}{35541}This is serious!
{35541}{35591}Your mother is missing.
{35746}{35825}Okay.
All right,|thank you very much.
{35825}{35888}Her psychiatrist hasn't heard anything.|I gotta go find her.
{35888}{35910}I'll go.
{35910}{35938}Since when do you|care about mom?
{35938}{35999}I love mom.|She's the one person I actually missed.
{36000}{36067}Oh, right, 'cause nothing says "I love|you" like faking your own death, right?
{36068}{36127}Okay, guys,|try and work together.
{36127}{36179}When we were at the spa,|your mom kept saying that she wanted {36180}{36266}to go back to happier times,|like when you were younger.
{36266}{36360}Is there anywhere|special you used to go?
{36372}{36469}Well, she-- she used to like|taking us to the clothing museums.
{36470}{36518}Those were stores, dumbass.
{36518}{36565}She just called them museums|to get us out of school.
{36566}{36635}Okay, guys, think--|happy times, {36636}{36740}like, say, where you used to go|for your birthdays.
{36773}{36825}- Coney Island.|- Every year.
{36825}{36867}You think that's where she is?
{36867}{36906}Maybe.
{36906}{36948}- Do you really think--|- Yes!
{36949}{37018}God, you're so bad at this.|Let's go.
{37064}{37152}Justin, will you|please come down here?
{37275}{37348}Something tells me he ain't gonna|knock somebody up on his prom night.
{37348}{37393}What are you still doing here?
{37393}{37412}Oh, nothing.
{37413}{37485}Just watching you let our|son "be who he wants to be."
{37486}{37540}Fine, Santos, fine.
I give up.
{37541}{37611}I will let him be who|you want him to be, okay?
{37612}{37695}And I will take away|everything that he loves.
{37695}{37751}There, that's his life-- {37752}{37795}a dentist appointment.
{37795}{37847}At least he'll|still have teeth.
{37860}{37921}Hilda, I'm telling you,|we're being good parents.
{37922}{37975}- We're protecting him.|- Stop.
{37978}{38024}Yeah, yeah, yeah.
{38126}{38190}You must be the mother.
{38191}{38254}- Is there a problem?|- I'll say.
{38255}{38334}Your kid beat up my Bobby.
{38392}{38465}So how long you been spying on me?|Oh, my god.
{38466}{38515}You don't have an orchid|in the stairwell, do you?
{38515}{38544}Don't worry, dear.
{38544}{38637}I don't find you nearly as|interesting as you find yourself.
{38659}{38726}Wait.
Back up.
{38739}{38784}Turn around.
{38815}{38893}Stop.
Is that a party hat?
{38913}{38985}Are you people|celebrating a birthday?
{38985}{39051}Joelle in styles turned 30.|We had to do something to help.
{39052}{39114}Birthdays are the|gateway to secret santas {39114}{39166}and casual fridays.
{39166}{39203}Take me to Daniel's office.
{39203}{39245}Maybe he's actually|doing some work.
{39245}{39292}Ding-dong, the witch is gone.
{39293}{39336}We can finally have cake!
{39344}{39415}It's for your own good,|you dump truck!
{39561}{39591}Where is Daniel?
{39591}{39615}I don't know.
{39615}{39662}This is ridiculous.|Take me to Alexis.
{39663}{39710}Actually, she left|about an hour ago.
{39710}{39815}What?
There's a 3:00 at layouts|to nail down the center spread.
{39815}{39875}Who the hell is|running this magazine?
{39890}{39935}I don't know.
{40086}{40147}- There she is.
Mom!|- I want a ride, mom!
{40147}{40190}Stay away from the crazy lady.
{40190}{40245}- Mom.|- Get out of the car.
{40245}{40284}Make me.
{40284}{40310}What's she doing?
{40310}{40362}I think she wants you to|go in there and get her.
{40363}{40403}Oh, you gotta be kidding.
{40488}{40574}Come on, mom.
If you get out of there,|we can all go to a clothing museum.
{40574}{40642}Seriously, you|are such an idiot.
{40763}{40800}Well?
{40819}{40869}Talk to each other.
{40953}{41004}Wait a minute.|You did this on purpose?
{41004}{41055}- You think?|- Damn it, mom, we're adults!
{41056}{41111}You can't manipulate us anymore.|I'm leaving.
{41111}{41151}Not so fast!
{41153}{41229}You two aren't going anywhere|until you start talking.
{41230}{41264}You too, missy.
{41269}{41293}Hey!
{41294}{41341}I can do this all night long.
{41386}{41444}Go ahead, start talking.
{41492}{41561}Yes, we're all very glad we|could fill the position.
{41562}{41632}Get layout in my office right now.|We have a 3:00.
{41632}{41665}What are you doing here?
{41665}{41729}Well, just because I|don't have the title yet {41729}{41777}doesn't mean I'll let|a bad issue go out.
{41778}{41807}Oh, I get it.
{41808}{41880}Daniel and Alexis are away,|so you can make a dramatic entrance {41880}{41930}and then be the big hero.
{41942}{41989}Believe it or not, Marc, {41990}{42042}it's not always about me.
{42079}{42148}Are you people faxing r�sum�s?
{42150}{42182}No.
{42230}{42261}Now listen up.
{42261}{42345}It's time we all stop worrying about the|future and start focusing on the present.
{42345}{42389}"Mode" magazine did|not become number one {42389}{42453}by honoring people's|personal lives, {42453}{42503}so I hope you all|enjoyed the cake, {42504}{42556}because it'll be your last meal {42556}{42636}until the swimsuit issue|is up to our standards.
{42636}{42682}Amen.
{42857}{42953}Bobby says that|Justin started it.
{42954}{43042}He pulled his hair|and scratched him.
{43042}{43074}Show 'em the marks, Bobby.
{43075}{43132}Oh, no, no,|that's--that's okay, Bobby.
{43132}{43190}There is no way that|Justin would do that, {43190}{43232}not unless he was provoked.
{43232}{43277}Maybe not even then.
{43277}{43316}What did Bobby do to you?
{43317}{43366}Nothing to deserve this.
{43367}{43424}So what if he called|you a "slut mom"?
{43424}{43466}I'm sure he's not the first.
{43466}{43498}He called me that?
{43499}{43535}What kind of kid|talks like that?
{43536}{43570}Can you blame him?
{43571}{43605}Look at her.
{43640}{43676}Eyes up, Bobby.
{43677}{43724}Hey, you know what?|I think it's time for you to go.
{43725}{43785}From now on, the boys stay away|from each other--end of story.
{43785}{43856}You know, you're a mother.
{43857}{43906}Why don't you try|lookin' like it?
{43906}{43998}Yeah?
You're a woman.|Why don't you try looking like that?
{43999}{44024}Snap!
{44306}{44380}Mom, are you mad at me?
{44385}{44452}No.
Oh, my god.
No, honey.
{44453}{44522}Hey, why would she|be mad at you, huh?
{44522}{44583}You defended your mother.|I'm proud of you.
{44584}{44661}But we're gonna have to talk about|that scratching and hair-pulling, huh?
{44672}{44736}For two years you put|us through hell, Alex.
{44736}{44777}We thought you were dead.
{44777}{44847}Why couldn't you talk to me about|what you were going through?
{44847}{44880}I needed a new life.
{44881}{44948}Not all of us were born into the|lives we're supposed to have.
{44948}{44990}Yeah, well,|we all got new lives, {44990}{45034}full of grief and rehab.
{45035}{45086}I never thought I'd|see any of you again.
{45086}{45164}Then Fey died, and I realized I|had a chance to get back at dad.
{45165}{45236}Get back?|Get back at dad for what, {45236}{45268}worshipping you too much?
{45268}{45315}He wasn't worshipping.
{45315}{45388}Oh, come on, Alex.|You were the golden child.
{45388}{45432}Dad did everything with you-- {45432}{45502}boy scouts, football games.
{45503}{45560}Daniel, he figured it out.
{45584}{45666}He hoped tossing a ball|around would change things.
{45666}{45716}When I finally told him|I was gonna do this-- {45717}{45776}You actually told him?
{45794}{45883}He said if I went through with|the surgery, I'd lose everything-- {45885}{45939}the company, the money, {45947}{45992}our family...
{46005}{46116}and then just to make sure I|got the message loud and clear, {46157}{46217}he said he'd rather|I were dead.
{46281}{46315}Why didn't you tell me?
{46316}{46393}Because you're just like dad.
{46425}{46495}I didn't want to|be rejected twice.
{46574}{46644}This isn't nearly as|fun as it used to be.
{46838}{46902}I guess this was a mistake.
{47322}{47382}How could he say|I'm like my father?
{47382}{47443}I am nothing like my father.
{47450}{47492}It's been a long time.
{47493}{47529}People change.
{47529}{47591}Maybe he just doesn't|know who you are anymore.
{47592}{47629}I would've been there for him.
{47629}{47660}Of course you would've.
{47660}{47716}He's your bigger|brother...
kinda.
{47717}{47837}And it's not too late to prove to her|that you're gonna be there for him--her.
{47838}{47918}Can we pick a pronoun|and stick to it, please?
{48094}{48121}Oh, god.
{48147}{48202}Guess he's still|waiting for that lunch.
{48202}{48235}Yeah.
{48272}{48328}You know what?
We went to Coney|Island and we forgot to get hot dogs.
{48329}{48356}I think we should go back.
{48356}{48429}Betty, trust me.
{48430}{48505}It's a lot harder avoiding|people than facing them.
{48560}{48594}Yeah.
{48824}{48851}Hey.
{48911}{48955}I'm sorry I'm late.
{48976}{49070}I know most of our conversations|seem to start like that lately...
{49070}{49148}or "sorry I can't make it," {49148}{49235}or... "
sorry I snapped|at you again," -- {49235}{49361}- It's okay.|- No, Walter, it's not okay.
{49408}{49543}Look, Walter,|you've meant so much to me.
{49554}{49610}I don't even know how to tell|you how much you've meant to me, {49610}{49655}but lately...
{49803}{49846}What was that?
{49881}{49963}I wanted one last kiss|before we ended this.
{49997}{50090}I'm not stupid.
I've known for|a while where this was going.
{50110}{50226}I guess I...|I just kept hoping that...
{50268}{50313}I'm so sorry.
{50314}{50373}I took the job in Maryland.
{50395}{50440}I'm gonna miss you.
{50478}{50526}I know you don't believe me, {50559}{50615}but I'm really|gonna miss you, too.
{51641}{51717}- Hey, Henry.|- Oh, my god.
{51758}{51805}What are you doing here?
{52140}{52191}Good morning, aunt Betty.
{52246}{52281}Mom?
{52281}{52318}Come on.|I'm driving you to school.
{52318}{52349}Looking like that?
{52350}{52408}What?
I'm trying something new.
{52409}{52502}I think it's cute in a...|"I have no social life" kind of way.
{52503}{52532}It's hideous, {52532}{52558}and so not you.
{52558}{52605}Hey, I am supposed to be a mom.
{52606}{52669}You are a mom--|the mom that always tells me {52669}{52739}to be who I am and not care|what other people think.
{52740}{52800}Don't you have to do that, too?
{52832}{52904}So you really don't|care how I dress?
{52904}{52970}Well, I'm not crazy|about the animal prints, {52970}{53019}and you're a|little over-accessorized, {53019}{53073}but you have your own style.
{53073}{53115}It's cool.
{53179}{53276}Well, god bless you,|because this was beginning to itch.
{53276}{53340}All right, but to drive you to school,|I'll wear a jacket.
{53341}{53392}Fine, as long as|I get to pick it.
{53710}{53737}Good morning, Betty.
{53738}{53814}I need you to take my credit card|over to my mom at the Four Seasons.
{53814}{53884}Apparently she went a little|overboard on her spree yesterday-- {53885}{53916}wore out the magnetic strip.
{53916}{53941}Do you want me to go right now?
{53942}{54005}It'd probably be a good idea.
She's|trying to buy breakfast with her bracelet.
{54006}{54041}I'll go right now.
{54151}{54180}- Hey.|- Hi.
{54180}{54215}I have the "Wicked" tickets.
{54216}{54292}Oh, my god.
Henry, you have no|idea how excited I am about this.
{54293}{54374}I've been driving my family crazy|singing the songs-- except for Justin.
{54375}{54422}He's happy to have somebody|to sing the duets with.
{54423}{54480}Whoops.
You gave|me both of them.
{54489}{54601}Listen, last night a friend|from home showed up-- {54613}{54661}my ex-girlfriend.
{54666}{54715}Look, Betty...
{54723}{54777}I went back for Christmas.
{54782}{54864}We saw each other, and, uh, {54865}{54937}it kinda started to|feel like old times.
{54937}{55013}She came here to try|and make it work, {55025}{55092}and you're with Walter.
{55140}{55171}Wow.
{55172}{55220}That's, uh...
{55236}{55273}Wow.
{55277}{55356}So you and Walter|can go to the show.
{55398}{55430}Have fun.
{55430}{55465}Yeah.
{55473}{55516}Yeah, we will.
{56079}{56144}Not our finest moment.
{56151}{56230}Probably won't be in the|Meade family Christmas card.
{56287}{56377}So...
where do we stand?
{56385}{56475}Look, no matter|how this turns out, {56475}{56532}this is still a family company.
{56584}{56687}Maybe it wouldn't kill us|to try and work together.
{56908}{56949}I'm up for it...
{56981}{57049}long as you stop|staring at my boobs.
{57064}{57134}I'm actually staring|at your adam's apple.
{57149}{57196}It's nice work.
{57555}{57604}What show is this?
{57619}{57699}It's called "Wilhelmina|got screwed."
{57909}{57971}- You're not room service.|- No.
{57972}{58042}But Daniel asked me to|bring you this credit card.
{58090}{58152}He's a good boy.
{58152}{58186}Wait...
{58274}{58343}he's the one who's|still a boy, right?
{58384}{58446}Would you like a bloody mary?
{58447}{58498}No, it's 10:00 in the morning.
{58499}{58536}You're right.
{58537}{58599}I should move on to martinis.
{58637}{58707}So why are you staying|in a hotel room?
{58746}{58799}My house is empty.
{58818}{58894}A house is not|supposed to be empty.
{58925}{59001}Well, that's just temporary, right?|I mean, {59002}{59054}your husband will be out soon.
{59055}{59095}Maybe.
{59098}{59144}Maybe not.
{59154}{59199}Mr.
Meade is not a murderer.
{59200}{59229}I know.
{59230}{59268}Good.
{59268}{59320}I know...
{59327}{59432}because I know who|killed Fey Sommers...
{59443}{59515}and it wasn't Bradford.
{59586}{59642}It was me.
{59771}{59876}Transcript : Raceman|Subtitles : Willow's Team|www.forom.com
{143}{173}Walter.
{199}{259}In the next few days, something|big is going to happen at "Mode," {260}{318}and when it does,|Wilhelmina's going to be in charge, {318}{353}and when she is, {354}{397}these are the people|who are staying, {397}{453}and these are the people|who get the Jimmy Choo.
{453}{550}You are looking at the soon-to-be-|crowned editor-in-chief of "Mode."
{551}{627}Do you think dad is|capable of murder?
{627}{677}I think your father is|capable of anything.
{677}{760}Two years ago,|the Meade family lost their eldest son.
{760}{832}While he may have lost a son,|he gained a daughter.
{832}{889}Hi, daddy.
I'm back.
{890}{937}- Alex?|- Bradford Meade?
{937}{984}You're under arrest for|the murder of Fey Sommers.
{985}{1031}Is it fun having a sister?
{1148}{1235}Scandal and sex change and murder--|oh, my!
{1235}{1309}In a move that sent permanent waves|through the fashion community, {1309}{1392}Alex Meade, the eldest son of|the mega-powerful Meade clan, {1393}{1496}reappeared friday at "Mode's"|Top Ten to Watch fashion show...
{1497}{1543}as a she.
{1570}{1640}I can't believe all of this is|happening to people that I know.
{1640}{1719}I heard a rumor that|they keep "it" in a jar.
{1774}{1848}Widely assumed to have met|his maker in a skiing accident, {1848}{1905}no one was more surprised|to see his son-- {1906}{1984}looking stunning in a fabulous|organza and leather gown-- {1985}{2019}than papa Bradford.
{2020}{2083}Okay, time for you to|get ready for school.
{2083}{2127}- Fine.|- Let me get this straight.
{2127}{2200}Your boss' brother|wears women's clothes?
{2200}{2282}No, that's a transvestite.|Alexis is a transsexual.
{2282}{2306}What's the difference?
{2306}{2385}Transsexuals have surgery to reassign|themselves to the opposite sex.
{2385}{2412}Ouch.
{2412}{2458}The reunion didn't|last long, however, {2458}{2543}as the senior Meade was promptly|carted off to the big house {2543}{2641}for the alleged murder of former|"Mode" editor Fey Sommers.
{2641}{2708}Wow.
Those hands are too|small to belong to a man.
{2708}{2760}Yeah, and you gotta find out|where she gets her nails done.
{2761}{2800}Yeah, top of my list.
{2801}{2858}I don't even know what I'm supposed to|be doing.
I'm assuming you go to work {2859}{2935}when the president of the company's|been arrested for murder, right?
{2948}{2984}I brought you a doughnut.
{2984}{3028}Walter, it's not|really a good time.
{3029}{3063}Okay.
{3066}{3134}Well, I also have some other|news that I think you're gonna-- {3134}{3163}I don't know if I have a job.
{3163}{3206}I-I gotta go.
I'm sorry.
{3235}{3297}Maybe I'll meet you for lunch.
{3300}{3380}She's, um...|got a lot going on.
{3380}{3462}Sources suspect it was none|other than Alexis Meade {3463}{3533}who provided the evidence|to put her father away.
{3533}{3626}Meanwhile, no one knows which side|brother Daniel is going to fall on, {3626}{3699}which brings us to the|all-important question-- {3699}{3775}what's going to|happen at "Mode"?
{4044}{4117}Miss Meade.
Miss Meade, what made|you decide to come back as a woman?
{4118}{4151}Are you enjoying|wearing dresses?
{4151}{4192}What size breasts|did you go with?
{4193}{4239}How does it feel to|be back at Meade?
{4309}{4375}Fan-freakin'-tastic.
{4595}{4620}Wait!
{4676}{4707}Thanks.
{5011}{5051}So how's it going in there?
{5051}{5071}Terrific.
{5071}{5152}Just like the club,|except the caddies all carry shivs.
{5175}{5233}- How's your mother doing?|- I wouldn't know.
{5233}{5290}She spent the entire|weekend with Alex.
{5290}{5330}We have to fight him, Daniel.
{5331}{5409}While I'm in here, it's up to you|to keep Meade Publications running.
{5409}{5440}Did you talk to the lawyers?
{5440}{5522}They said the prosecution's got|some pretty strong evidence-- {5530}{5600}phone logs, e-mails, {5601}{5642}Fey's car.
{5642}{5704}You do believe I'm innocent,|don't you?
{5721}{5764}I want to.
{6156}{6238}- Hi.
Uh, I'm Betty.|- Suarez.
{6238}{6275}My brother's assistant.
{6275}{6318}I know who you are.
{6383}{6424}Okay, let's just cut to it.
{6424}{6461}They softened the jaw,|slimmed the nose, {6461}{6518}lowered the hairline,|shaved the adam's apple, {6518}{6551}and then there|are the implants-- {6551}{6601}cheeks, breasts, ass.
{6601}{6691}I'll spare you the more graphic details,|but just to put a rumor to rest, {6691}{6759}they don't save "it" in a jar.
{6820}{6879}That's good to know.
{6968}{7042}And, no, I haven't given up smoking.|It's a hormone patch {7043}{7096}so my mustache|doesn't grow back.
{7096}{7124}Really?
{7124}{7155}Where'd you get that?
{7155}{7239}Because I have to bleach all the time,|and it is such a pain.
{7291}{7371}"Mode" magazine stands|behind the Meade family.
{7371}{7448}And we are certain all these|matters will be resolved.
{7449}{7513}In a timely and|appropriate manner.
{7514}{7552}Do you have any job openings?
{7552}{7615}Daniel, the "Times"|called wanting a quote, {7615}{7673}Dr.
Phil called|offering his services, {7673}{7743}and E!
called, wanting to do a|reality show about your family.
{7743}{7813}Tell 'em all no.|Call a staff meeting for 11:00 a.m.
{7813}{7869}We are way behind on the swimsuit issue,|and I need people {7870}{7926}to focus on business.|Anything else?
{7927}{7969}Your sister's in the building|if you want to talk to her.
{7970}{7999}- I don't have a sister.|- Daniel...
{8000}{8044}Betty, we have an|issue to get out, {8045}{8107}and I need coffee-- lots of it.
{8198}{8256}Henry.
Hey.|What are you doing here?
{8256}{8282}Hiding.
{8282}{8348}When paparazzi are stalking accountants,|you know it's bad.
{8348}{8380}Yeah, I know.
{8381}{8413}They were following me, too, {8413}{8487}and one of them thought that my|glasses and nose were a disguise.
{8487}{8539}I like your glasses|and your nose.
{8546}{8594}Listen, I was wondering, {8594}{8654}do you have any interest in seeing "Wicked"|tomorrow night?
I have two tickets.
{8655}{8727}Oh, my god.
How did you know|that I wanted to see that?
{8727}{8778}Well, you were humming "Popular"|in the elevator on tuesday.
{8779}{8802}You noticed.
{8803}{8859}After that you said,|"I'm dying to see 'Wicked.'" {8860}{8935}You know,|green girl who feels like an outsider...
{8978}{9009}Go figure.
{9014}{9058}I would love to.
{9066}{9095}It's a date.
{9096}{9161}Oh, um, wait.
{9161}{9214}I-I can't.
Uh...
{9214}{9256}You know, the...
{9257}{9285}Walter.
{9286}{9343}Oh.
Sorry.
{9343}{9366}Y-yeah.
{9368}{9415}It's just...|you hadn't mentioned him in a while.
{9415}{9454}I know, um...
{9454}{9528}it's just--|it's--it's really complicated.
{9537}{9570}Sure.
{9585}{9668}But maybe we can still go,|you know, just as friends.
{9697}{9729}I guess we can do that.
{9729}{9800}Great.
That's perfect.|I'll see you tomorrow.
{9808}{9843}Great.
{9875}{9940}Great.
Another friend.
{10030}{10111}I think word is out among|the staff about the takeover.
{10111}{10164}Another suck-up bouquet.
{10177}{10238}Well, if you wanted to suck up,|Leslie, you should have known {10239}{10286}I hate peonies.
{10325}{10413}So I just got an e-mail from|Daniel about a meeting at 11:00.
{10413}{10450}Why does he still|get to do that?
{10450}{10486}I thought we were in power now.
{10486}{10520}Relax, Evita.
{10520}{10564}In due time.
{10877}{10909}Daniel, {10919}{10983}everyone's waiting for you in|the conference room.
It's 11:00.
{10983}{11033}Oh, right.
Uh, thanks.
{11037}{11103}I realize the fax machines|have been working overtime {11103}{11153}with all the r�sum�s|being sent out.
{11153}{11193}I thought Wilhelmina|was in charge now.
{11194}{11235}- I sent her peonies.|- Yeah, I know, {11235}{11290}and I switched your card with Leslie's.|You're welcome.
{11290}{11357}...will continue|as it always has.
{11365}{11473}I just ask for your patience|and trust in the coming weeks...
{11500}{11561}uh, as we get|everything sorted out.
{11561}{11667}Aw.
Little Danny's|running a meeting.
{11668}{11715}That is just so cute.
{11716}{11763}Does anyone have a camera?
{11763}{11862}Well, seeing as this is a meeting|for "Mode" employees only, {11862}{11933}I don't think my dead brother|falls into that category.
{11933}{11981}And that's where you're wrong.
{11981}{12111}"In the event of the death or|incapacitation of Bradford Meade, {12112}{12228}control of Meade Publications transfers|immediately to his eldest son, {12229}{12312}Alexander Spencer Meade."
{12323}{12398}It's a shame dad never got|around to updating the charter.
{12399}{12443}I guess he didn't have|anyone he could trust.
{12444}{12469}You can't be serious.
{12470}{12552}I am,|and to show you how serious, {12552}{12627}I'd like to present the new|editor-in-chief of "Mode," {12627}{12686}Wilhelmina Slater.
{12728}{12768}Me?
{12779}{12867}Well, I-I'm as|shocked as all of you, {12871}{12921}and I'm flattered, but...
{12921}{12990}He doesn't work here anymore.
{12990}{13062}Danny, you're fired.
{13188}{13271}Transcript : Raceman|Subtitles : Willow's Team {13276}{13364}www.forom.com {13487}{13544}Thanks again for your time.|I appreciate it.
{13594}{13671}So what did the lawyers say?|Do I need to start packing?
{13672}{13711}We're not going anywhere.
{13711}{13751}Yeah!
That's what|I'm talking about.
{13751}{13812}See, the charter gives control|to Alex Meade, and technically, {13812}{13874}Alex is dead.|We can challenge the entire document.
{13874}{13898}That's all we got?
{13899}{13959}Yeah, and the eldest son is|now the eldest daughter.
{13959}{13994}That's also questionable.
{13994}{14021}I'm gonna start packing.
{14022}{14089}No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.|Betty, we're buying time, {14089}{14128}and with time,|my father will get out, {14128}{14170}and Alex will be gone|from my life again.
{14170}{14238}Look, Daniel,|if Alexis does end up in power, {14239}{14298}maybe it'd be better|to be on her side.
{14298}{14332}He fired me.
{14333}{14385}I fired my sister.|We still talk.
{14385}{14434}It's what families do.|They forgive each other.
{14434}{14480}Well, then our families|are very different.
{14480}{14550}Look, Daniel, I know the fact that|your brother is now your sister {14550}{14634}is a lot to process, so I did some|research to help you understand.
{14634}{14714}Also, I got you the Renee Richards|story.
It's old, but it holds up.
{14714}{14748}And "Tootsie."
{14749}{14804}It's not relevant,|but it's a good movie.
{14804}{14858}I'm gonna make this|crystal clear.
{14858}{14971}I have no interest in|understanding Alexis Meade.
{14995}{15056}Styles wants to know what you|thought about those tankinis.
{15057}{15144}I think somewhere there's a lesbian|water polo team that'll love them.
{15145}{15211}You--you're fired.
{15214}{15274}Anna Wintour returned.|She wants to have lunch.
{15275}{15354}Now she calls.|I left that message in 1998.
{15354}{15384}Tell her I'm busy.
{15385}{15430}Is this you?
{15444}{15521}You look better before the haircut,|and you're fired.
{15522}{15562}Oh, this is fun.|I want to do one.
{15563}{15630}- Hey, you.
You're fired.|- I don't work here.
{15631}{15673}Not anymore you don't.
{15687}{15736}Hold it.
That stays.
{15737}{15777}What's going on?
{15794}{15841}Daniel got an injunction.
{15842}{15892}- The takeover's been halted.|- What?!
{15892}{15964}It'll never hold up in court.|We'll be back on track within a week.
{15964}{15997}Well, what am I supposed|to do till then?
{15997}{16068}You wait.|You bide your time a little longer.
{16069}{16157}I am not going back to being|Daniel's creative director.
{16158}{16198}I worked too hard|to get to the top.
{16198}{16228}You were there for an hour.
{16228}{16282}Let's see how this|magazine runs without me.
{16282}{16325}Marc, call for my car.
{16325}{16376}Oh, Willie, you can't leave.|We have a swimsuit issue to finish.
{16377}{16416}Let Daniel handle it.
{16416}{16480}These gold pumps will not|step foot in this building {16481}{16539}until I rule this magazine!
{16619}{16672}She's a little dramatic,|isn't she?
{16672}{16710}Don't you love it?
{16805}{16834}Dad?
{16840}{16874}It's so white in here.
{16874}{16913}What are you doing here?
{16914}{16947}Is everything okay?
{16948}{17019}I wanted to talk to you|before Walter gets here.
{17020}{17059}What?
Walter's coming?
{17059}{17127}He came by this morning to|tell you he got a promotion.
{17127}{17184}They offered him assistant|manager of a new Pro Buy.
{17185}{17223}Oh, my god!
{17224}{17275}But he's about to turn it down.
{17276}{17298}Why?
{17298}{17368}Well, it's in Maryland, and...|you're here.
{17368}{17426}No, he should not do|something like that for me.
{17426}{17451}We'll figure it out.
{17452}{17504}Betty, it's not about|figuring it out.
{17504}{17593}You can't keep stringing|him along if you...
{17602}{17638}if you're not in love with him.
{17639}{17696}Dad, I don't know|what I am right now.
{17696}{17783}Honey, he wants a|future with you.
{17784}{17875}Unless you plan on standing in|front of a priest with this guy, {17887}{17939}you need to let him go.
{17959}{18028}Okay, dad, thank you for coming.|I have to go back to work.
{18028}{18082}I was just concerned for you...
{18082}{18150}and I was hoping to get|a look at the she-male.
{18162}{18199}Dad.
{18420}{18469}What are you doing here?
{18474}{18550}Oh, my god!|What happened to you?
{18550}{18585}School called me.|He got into a fight.
{18586}{18614}A fight?
{18614}{18650}Wait.
Why didn't they call me?
{18651}{18710}He's my father, okay?|They can call him if they want to.
{18710}{18758}Hey, attitude.
{18758}{18823}Ay, dios m�o.|Who did this to you?
{18824}{18870}I'm going to my room.
{19102}{19133}Excuse me.
{19133}{19171}Can I help you?
{19214}{19240}Who are you?
{19240}{19301}I'm Betty Suarez.|I'm Daniel Meade's assistant.
{19302}{19364}Claire Meade,|Daniel Meade's mother.
{19364}{19407}I win.
{19499}{19546}Hello, Daniel.
{19549}{19599}Mom?
What are you doing here?
{19599}{19661}Enjoying this glorious day.
{19661}{19735}The sun is shining.|The air is crisp.
{19736}{19800}Even the hobos have a|spring in their step.
{19801}{19868}- Are you okay?|- Don't I seem okay?
{19868}{19953}No, you seem...
happy.
{19953}{20034}You do realize what's happened to this|family over the last three days, don't you?
{20034}{20082}Look what I bought your sister.
{20082}{20112}You didn't just say that.
{20112}{20178}With her boobs,|she'll be a knockout in this dress.
{20178}{20261}Oh, and this one|comes in green.
{20262}{20300}Now which do you|think is her color?
{20300}{20338}Are you on pills?
{20338}{20386}Do I need to call a|sponsor or something?
{20387}{20419}Don't be ridiculous.
{20420}{20480}Mom, dad is in prison.|You have not gone to see him yet.
{20480}{20527}He won't be there for long.
{20527}{20576}He didn't do this, you know.
{20577}{20619}Do you have plans for lunch?
{20620}{20681}I want to take both|my children out.
{20681}{20748}Stop acting like|it's easter, okay?
{20749}{20809}Your family is falling apart.|Do you realize that?
{20809}{20883}My family is coming together.
{20884}{20999}The child I buried and grieved over|for the last two years is alive.
{21000}{21084}I don't care what|he came back as.
{21085}{21139}I have him back.
{21191}{21229}Her.
{21329}{21397}Cancel my appointments.|I have to take my mother to a spa.
{21397}{21438}- Why?|- I can't let her out of my sight.
{21439}{21514}She's acting like she's on the|verge of a nervous breakdown.
{21535}{21585}- She looks fine to me.|- No, trust me, Betty.
{21585}{21640}Her crazy works on|this time delay.
{21640}{21712}Do you know when Alex died, she spent|three days planning a dinner party, {21712}{21759}then in the middle of the main course,|she excuses herself, {21760}{21830}goes upstairs,|swallows a whole bottle of pills?
{21879}{21943}Um, I can take your mother.
{21943}{21967}What?
Really?
{21967}{22027}Yeah.
You have all these|phone calls and meetings.
{22028}{22071}Betty, really,|I can't ask you to do that.
{22072}{22099}Don't be silly, Daniel.
{22099}{22146}Come on, Mrs.
Meade.|We're going to the spa.
{22147}{22206}Oh, goody.
A new babysitter.
{22206}{22238}We'll take the stairs.
{22238}{22271}It'll get the toxins out.
{22271}{22314}I like my toxins...
{22314}{22368}with two olives.
{22390}{22479}Uh, excuse me.
Was that blur|running for the fire exit Betty?
{22480}{22515}I wanted to take her to lunch.
{22515}{22585}Uh, actually, my fault.|I sent her on a special errand.
{22586}{22623}It's been a crazy day.
{22623}{22714}Oh, 'cause I have a coupon|for the baked potato bar.
{22714}{22760}It's for two.
{22763}{22849}Sorry.
I had a potato|for breakfast.
{22945}{23009}It's ridiculous.
One D.U.I., {23009}{23085}you O.D.
a couple of times, {23085}{23170}show up naked at a garden party,|and suddenly {23171}{23232}everyone treats|you like a child.
{23232}{23287}Daniel just wanted to make sure|that you can't hurt yourself.
{23288}{23367}If I wanted to drink this,|what could you do to stop me?
{23413}{23450}Not bad.
{23451}{23496}So do you go to spas often?
{23496}{23563}Oh, hello.|Um, I'm guessing yes.
{23568}{23620}This is my first|time at the spa.
{23620}{23671}I'm actually really|excited to be here.
{23671}{23719}My boyfriend|surprised me at work, {23719}{23789}but it was kind of a lousy surprise because|I think I have to break up with him, {23790}{23855}but I've never broken up with anybody|before.
I me, I'm a green girl-- {23856}{23928}Betty, I'm in the tub.
{23928}{23974}You can stop babbling.
{23974}{24004}Okay.
{24484}{24531}Who the hell are you?
{24531}{24628}I'm Evelyn,|your cleaning lady for 13 years.
{24629}{24663}It's nice to meet you.
{24663}{24751}Nice to put a face with the burrito|wrapper you left on my counter.
{24757}{24844}So what are you doing home in|the middle of the afternoon?
{24844}{24910}I thought you were|the editor-in-chief.
{24910}{24943}How did you know that?
{24943}{24999}I snooped.|I saw your business cards.
{24999}{25061}Well, I'm taking|the afternoon off.
{25062}{25158}Oh, please.
Women like us|don't take no afternoons off.
{25158}{25220}Our careers always come first.
{25220}{25315}Well, maybe women like us {25316}{25445}need to learn there's more|to life than work, Evelyn.
{25472}{25512}Caviar?
{25630}{25679}He still won't tell|me what happened.
{25679}{25731}Your son showed up to school|today twirling a flag.
{25731}{25758}What do you think happened?
{25759}{25853}And look at this-- ice-skating lessons,|jazzercise, "music man" auditions.
{25853}{25930}I know, I know.
It's my fault|for letting him be who he is.
{25930}{26002}Bought him unicorn stickers when he was|3.
It's been all downhill since then.
{26003}{26034}Go ahead, make jokes, Hilda.
{26034}{26065}And now he's getting beat up.
{26066}{26095}It's time for us|to get practical.
{26096}{26130}Us?
{26132}{26247}There hasn't been an "us" with Justin|since the backseat of your rented Camaro.
{26247}{26291}Unh-unh.
You can leave now.
{26291}{26318}I will handle this.
{0}{0}00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:19,120|Hey, whether you|like it or not, {26353}{26412}he asked me to pick him|up from school today.
{26507}{26543}You got a beer?
{26916}{27012}I didn't pass out in a mexican|whorehouse again, did I?
{27013}{27125}No, um, but|could you check my phone for me?
{27125}{27162}It could be Daniel.
{27232}{27298}And there's the back part.
{27417}{27481}Its a guy with no chin|and permanent bed head.
{27482}{27529}Oh, that's Walter,|my boyfriend.
{27530}{27595}He says he has a big|surprise for you, {27595}{27656}and then there's what|looks like a smiley face.
{27656}{27688}Yeah, he does that.
{27689}{27761}He also likes to make a clown|face out of the "a" in Walter.
{27762}{27802}Hot.
{27831}{27912}This guy is a pain in the ass.|Break up with him already.
{27913}{27948}It's not that easy.
{27949}{27985}He loves me.
{27985}{28089}Well, according to his latest message,|he "wuvs" you.
{28119}{28168}Why are you holding on to him?
{28194}{28272}- I'll stand up again.|- Okay!
Okay.
{28310}{28362}Before my mother died, {28379}{28431}she told me that the most|important thing in life {28431}{28492}is to find someone|who loves you, {28520}{28569}and when you do, {28569}{28636}hold on to them no matter what, {28645}{28711}because in the end,|that's all that really matters.
{28711}{28769}Honey, if your mother|were still here, {28769}{28843}all she'd want to know|is that you're happy, {28850}{28930}and you're not happy right now.
{28974}{29017}I gotta pee.
{29138}{29175}Thank you all for coming.
{29176}{29244}I'm sure by now you've all|heard about the injunction.
{29244}{29324}I can assure you it's nothing|more than a stalling tactic.
{29325}{29408}Within a week, I will be assuming|control of Meade Publications.
{29408}{29462}Actually, that's not true.
{29470}{29560}Ah, my brother Danny, everyone.
{29560}{29658}You probably remember him from his|recent humiliation by Sofia Reyes.
{29659}{29707}When it comes to|family humiliations, {29707}{29759}I'll definitely take|mine over yours.
{29759}{29835}Oh, and Alex, it's Daniel.
{29835}{29891}Okay, well,|this has been fun, Danny, {29891}{29988}but if you have more to say, I suggest|you call your own press conference.
{29988}{30043}Now under my leadership,|Meade Publications will become {30044}{30102}a force in new media as well.
{30103}{30207}I have a 4-point plan for|making us a major player in...
{30214}{30257}What are you doing?
{30261}{30322}I'm calling my own press conference...|right now.
{30322}{30419}Oh, and any of you who come over to|mine gets to see a photo of Alexis {30419}{30481}with a whole lot of chest hair.
{30548}{30677}And at our cottage,|Alex would drag Daniel out on the lake, {30678}{30772}push him out of the boat and|make him swim back to shore.
{30791}{30853}Did I mention this was january?
{30854}{30907}Oh, he lost a pinkie toe.
{30908}{30968}Daniel only has nine toes?
{30975}{31076}No matter what torture Alex concocted,|Daniel always looked up to him.
{31076}{31137}His big brother|could do no wrong.
{31138}{31188}- Could I get a spritz?|- Ow!
{31188}{31220}Ow!
{31220}{31281}Okay, I chose all wrong.
{31282}{31346}So tell me,|how bad is it between them?
{31347}{31401}They're, you know...
{31401}{31447}they're adjusting.
{31448}{31520}- Betty.|- It's like Cain and Abel, {31521}{31567}if Abel was a woman {31568}{31605}who used to be a man.
{31605}{31649}Ow...
{31649}{31689}Believe it or not, {31689}{31772}there was actually a time|when we were a real family.
{31773}{31862}Every birthday,|the kids would drag us to Coney Island.
{31886}{31965}I always hoped they'd want to|do something more civilized {31966}{32058}like a nice pheasant hunt.
{32077}{32171}Now I would kill for|bumper cars and corn dogs.
{32171}{32239}It might not be too|late to fix this.
{32240}{32304}There's one thing that|they have in common.
{32304}{32364}They both really|care about you.
{32605}{32649}Okay, so you see that stripper?
{32649}{32680}She used to be a nun, {32681}{32734}and she's pregnant with|the butcher's baby, {32734}{32814}but she doesn't know that the|butcher is her second cousin.
{32815}{32883}A story as old as time.
{32894}{32964}How many boyfriends do I get?
{32964}{33023}One, two, three...
{33038}{33079}Wilhelmina Slater's office.
{33079}{33111}I'm in hell.
{33112}{33153}Where are we in putting|the book together?
{33153}{33183}Are we gonna make the deadline?
{33183}{33212}I thought you didn't care.
{33212}{33295}That was before I had to watch|"Mork & Mindy" in spanish.
{33295}{33364}I wanna know every detail|that's going on down there.
{33364}{33419}Well, why don't you|just come down here?
{33421}{33516}I can't just stroll back in.|I made a dramatic exit.
{33516}{33594}But I...|can be there without...
{33595}{33665}actually being there.
{33665}{33713}That makes sense.
{33713}{33784}Now listen.|Take the orchid on your desk.
{33785}{33877}Turn it slowly clockwise|until I tell you to stop.
{33878}{33952}This isn't gonna squirt me|with water or anything, is it?
{33980}{34022}Smile.
{34047}{34116}You might wanna cut|those nose hairs.
{34259}{34349}Nothing will be changing at either|Meade or our flagship, "Mode."
{34350}{34441}There will be extensive changes|at both Meade and "Mode."
{34441}{34519}Naturally, people who aren't in|power can't make changes, can they?
{34519}{34585}And people who are just|playing editor-in-chief {34585}{34661}should go back to throwing a|football and whoring around.
{34661}{34767}Are you people really gonna listen|to someone who wet his bed...
{34774}{34820}until he was 15?
{34820}{34845}Shut up!
{34845}{34876}No, you shut up.
{34876}{34933}Oh, that's not fair.|I can't hit a girl, can I?
{34933}{34980}Well, then, I guess you'll|just have to hit yourself.
{34980}{35012}Why are you hitting yourself?|Why are you hitting your-- {35013}{35075}Stop it, the both of you,|right now.
{35076}{35142}There's nothing to see here,|ladies and gentlemen.
{35307}{35336}Hey, nails!
{35336}{35386}You two are acting|really ridiculous.
{35387}{35412}- Yeah, but he started it.|- Did not.
{35413}{35439}- Okay, stop it.|- Did too.
{35439}{35494}Stop it.
Cut it out!
{35503}{35541}This is serious!
{35541}{35591}Your mother is missing.
{35746}{35825}Okay.
All right,|thank you very much.
{35825}{35888}Her psychiatrist hasn't heard anything.|I gotta go find her.
{35888}{35910}I'll go.
{35910}{35938}Since when do you|care about mom?
{35938}{35999}I love mom.|She's the one person I actually missed.
{36000}{36067}Oh, right, 'cause nothing says "I love|you" like faking your own death, right?
{36068}{36127}Okay, guys,|try and work together.
{36127}{36179}When we were at the spa,|your mom kept saying that she wanted {36180}{36266}to go back to happier times,|like when you were younger.
{36266}{36360}Is there anywhere|special you used to go?
{36372}{36469}Well, she-- she used to like|taking us to the clothing museums.
{36470}{36518}Those were stores, dumbass.
{36518}{36565}She just called them museums|to get us out of school.
{36566}{36635}Okay, guys, think--|happy times, {36636}{36740}like, say, where you used to go|for your birthdays.
{36773}{36825}- Coney Island.|- Every year.
{36825}{36867}You think that's where she is?
{36867}{36906}Maybe.
{36906}{36948}- Do you really think--|- Yes!
{36949}{37018}God, you're so bad at this.|Let's go.
{37064}{37152}Justin, will you|please come down here?
{37275}{37348}Something tells me he ain't gonna|knock somebody up on his prom night.
{37348}{37393}What are you still doing here?
{37393}{37412}Oh, nothing.
{37413}{37485}Just watching you let our|son "be who he wants to be."
{37486}{37540}Fine, Santos, fine.
I give up.
{37541}{37611}I will let him be who|you want him to be, okay?
{37612}{37695}And I will take away|everything that he loves.
{37695}{37751}There, that's his life-- {37752}{37795}a dentist appointment.
{37795}{37847}At least he'll|still have teeth.
{37860}{37921}Hilda, I'm telling you,|we're being good parents.
{37922}{37975}- We're protecting him.|- Stop.
{37978}{38024}Yeah, yeah, yeah.
{38126}{38190}You must be the mother.
{38191}{38254}- Is there a problem?|- I'll say.
{38255}{38334}Your kid beat up my Bobby.
{38392}{38465}So how long you been spying on me?|Oh, my god.
{38466}{38515}You don't have an orchid|in the stairwell, do you?
{38515}{38544}Don't worry, dear.
{38544}{38637}I don't find you nearly as|interesting as you find yourself.
{38659}{38726}Wait.
Back up.
{38739}{38784}Turn around.
{38815}{38893}Stop.
Is that a party hat?
{38913}{38985}Are you people|celebrating a birthday?
{38985}{39051}Joelle in styles turned 30.|We had to do something to help.
{39052}{39114}Birthdays are the|gateway to secret santas {39114}{39166}and casual fridays.
{39166}{39203}Take me to Daniel's office.
{39203}{39245}Maybe he's actually|doing some work.
{39245}{39292}Ding-dong, the witch is gone.
{39293}{39336}We can finally have cake!
{39344}{39415}It's for your own good,|you dump truck!
{39561}{39591}Where is Daniel?
{39591}{39615}I don't know.
{39615}{39662}This is ridiculous.|Take me to Alexis.
{39663}{39710}Actually, she left|about an hour ago.
{39710}{39815}What?
There's a 3:00 at layouts|to nail down the center spread.
{39815}{39875}Who the hell is|running this magazine?
{39890}{39935}I don't know.
{40086}{40147}- There she is.
Mom!|- I want a ride, mom!
{40147}{40190}Stay away from the crazy lady.
{40190}{40245}- Mom.|- Get out of the car.
{40245}{40284}Make me.
{40284}{40310}What's she doing?
{40310}{40362}I think she wants you to|go in there and get her.
{40363}{40403}Oh, you gotta be kidding.
{40488}{40574}Come on, mom.
If you get out of there,|we can all go to a clothing museum.
{40574}{40642}Seriously, you|are such an idiot.
{40763}{40800}Well?
{40819}{40869}Talk to each other.
{40953}{41004}Wait a minute.|You did this on purpose?
{41004}{41055}- You think?|- Damn it, mom, we're adults!
{41056}{41111}You can't manipulate us anymore.|I'm leaving.
{41111}{41151}Not so fast!
{41153}{41229}You two aren't going anywhere|until you start talking.
{41230}{41264}You too, missy.
{41269}{41293}Hey!
{41294}{41341}I can do this all night long.
{41386}{41444}Go ahead, start talking.
{41492}{41561}Yes, we're all very glad we|could fill the position.
{41562}{41632}Get layout in my office right now.|We have a 3:00.
{41632}{41665}What are you doing here?
{41665}{41729}Well, just because I|don't have the title yet {41729}{41777}doesn't mean I'll let|a bad issue go out.
{41778}{41807}Oh, I get it.
{41808}{41880}Daniel and Alexis are away,|so you can make a dramatic entrance {41880}{41930}and then be the big hero.
{41942}{41989}Believe it or not, Marc, {41990}{42042}it's not always about me.
{42079}{42148}Are you people faxing r�sum�s?
{42150}{42182}No.
{42230}{42261}Now listen up.
{42261}{42345}It's time we all stop worrying about the|future and start focusing on the present.
{42345}{42389}"Mode" magazine did|not become number one {42389}{42453}by honoring people's|personal lives, {42453}{42503}so I hope you all|enjoyed the cake, {42504}{42556}because it'll be your last meal {42556}{42636}until the swimsuit issue|is up to our standards.
{42636}{42682}Amen.
{42857}{42953}Bobby says that|Justin started it.
{42954}{43042}He pulled his hair|and scratched him.
{43042}{43074}Show 'em the marks, Bobby.
{43075}{43132}Oh, no, no,|that's--that's okay, Bobby.
{43132}{43190}There is no way that|Justin would do that, {43190}{43232}not unless he was provoked.
{43232}{43277}Maybe not even then.
{43277}{43316}What did Bobby do to you?
{43317}{43366}Nothing to deserve this.
{43367}{43424}So what if he called|you a "slut mom"?
{43424}{43466}I'm sure he's not the first.
{43466}{43498}He called me that?
{43499}{43535}What kind of kid|talks like that?
{43536}{43570}Can you blame him?
{43571}{43605}Look at her.
{43640}{43676}Eyes up, Bobby.
{43677}{43724}Hey, you know what?|I think it's time for you to go.
{43725}{43785}From now on, the boys stay away|from each other--end of story.
{43785}{43856}You know, you're a mother.
{43857}{43906}Why don't you try|lookin' like it?
{43906}{43998}Yeah?
You're a woman.|Why don't you try looking like that?
{43999}{44024}Snap!
{44306}{44380}Mom, are you mad at me?
{44385}{44452}No.
Oh, my god.
No, honey.
{44453}{44522}Hey, why would she|be mad at you, huh?
{44522}{44583}You defended your mother.|I'm proud of you.
{44584}{44661}But we're gonna have to talk about|that scratching and hair-pulling, huh?
{44672}{44736}For two years you put|us through hell, Alex.
{44736}{44777}We thought you were dead.
{44777}{44847}Why couldn't you talk to me about|what you were going through?
{44847}{44880}I needed a new life.
{44881}{44948}Not all of us were born into the|lives we're supposed to have.
{44948}{44990}Yeah, well,|we all got new lives, {44990}{45034}full of grief and rehab.
{45035}{45086}I never thought I'd|see any of you again.
{45086}{45164}Then Fey died, and I realized I|had a chance to get back at dad.
{45165}{45236}Get back?|Get back at dad for what, {45236}{45268}worshipping you too much?
{45268}{45315}He wasn't worshipping.
{45315}{45388}Oh, come on, Alex.|You were the golden child.
{45388}{45432}Dad did everything with you-- {45432}{45502}boy scouts, football games.
{45503}{45560}Daniel, he figured it out.
{45584}{45666}He hoped tossing a ball|around would change things.
{45666}{45716}When I finally told him|I was gonna do this-- {45717}{45776}You actually told him?
{45794}{45883}He said if I went through with|the surgery, I'd lose everything-- {45885}{45939}the company, the money, {45947}{45992}our family...
{46005}{46116}and then just to make sure I|got the message loud and clear, {46157}{46217}he said he'd rather|I were dead.
{46281}{46315}Why didn't you tell me?
{46316}{46393}Because you're just like dad.
{46425}{46495}I didn't want to|be rejected twice.
{46574}{46644}This isn't nearly as|fun as it used to be.
{46838}{46902}I guess this was a mistake.
{47322}{47382}How could he say|I'm like my father?
{47382}{47443}I am nothing like my father.
{47450}{47492}It's been a long time.
{47493}{47529}People change.
{47529}{47591}Maybe he just doesn't|know who you are anymore.
{47592}{47629}I would've been there for him.
{47629}{47660}Of course you would've.
{47660}{47716}He's your bigger|brother...
kinda.
{47717}{47837}And it's not too late to prove to her|that you're gonna be there for him--her.
{47838}{47918}Can we pick a pronoun|and stick to it, please?
{48094}{48121}Oh, god.
{48147}{48202}Guess he's still|waiting for that lunch.
{48202}{48235}Yeah.
{48272}{48328}You know what?
We went to Coney|Island and we forgot to get hot dogs.
{48329}{48356}I think we should go back.
{48356}{48429}Betty, trust me.
{48430}{48505}It's a lot harder avoiding|people than facing them.
{48560}{48594}Yeah.
{48824}{48851}Hey.
{48911}{48955}I'm sorry I'm late.
{48976}{49070}I know most of our conversations|seem to start like that lately...
{49070}{49148}or "sorry I can't make it," {49148}{49235}or... "
sorry I snapped|at you again," -- {49235}{49361}- It's okay.|- No, Walter, it's not okay.
{49408}{49543}Look, Walter,|you've meant so much to me.
{49554}{49610}I don't even know how to tell|you how much you've meant to me, {49610}{49655}but lately...
{49803}{49846}What was that?
{49881}{49963}I wanted one last kiss|before we ended this.
{49997}{50090}I'm not stupid.
I've known for|a while where this was going.
{50110}{50226}I guess I...|I just kept hoping that...
{50268}{50313}I'm so sorry.
{50314}{50373}I took the job in Maryland.
{50395}{50440}I'm gonna miss you.
{50478}{50526}I know you don't believe me, {50559}{50615}but I'm really|gonna miss you, too.
{51641}{51717}- Hey, Henry.|- Oh, my god.
{51758}{51805}What are you doing here?
{52140}{52191}Good morning, aunt Betty.
{52246}{52281}Mom?
{52281}{52318}Come on.|I'm driving you to school.
{52318}{52349}Looking like that?
{52350}{52408}What?
I'm trying something new.
{52409}{52502}I think it's cute in a...|"I have no social life" kind of way.
{52503}{52532}It's hideous, {52532}{52558}and so not you.
{52558}{52605}Hey, I am supposed to be a mom.
{52606}{52669}You are a mom--|the mom that always tells me {52669}{52739}to be who I am and not care|what other people think.
{52740}{52800}Don't you have to do that, too?
{52832}{52904}So you really don't|care how I dress?
{52904}{52970}Well, I'm not crazy|about the animal prints, {52970}{53019}and you're a|little over-accessorized, {53019}{53073}but you have your own style.
{53073}{53115}It's cool.
{53179}{53276}Well, god bless you,|because this was beginning to itch.
{53276}{53340}All right, but to drive you to school,|I'll wear a jacket.
{53341}{53392}Fine, as long as|I get to pick it.
{53710}{53737}Good morning, Betty.
{53738}{53814}I need you to take my credit card|over to my mom at the Four Seasons.
{53814}{53884}Apparently she went a little|overboard on her spree yesterday-- {53885}{53916}wore out the magnetic strip.
{53916}{53941}Do you want me to go right now?
{53942}{54005}It'd probably be a good idea.
She's|trying to buy breakfast with her bracelet.
{54006}{54041}I'll go right now.
{54151}{54180}- Hey.|- Hi.
{54180}{54215}I have the "Wicked" tickets.
{54216}{54292}Oh, my god.
Henry, you have no|idea how excited I am about this.
{54293}{54374}I've been driving my family crazy|singing the songs-- except for Justin.
{54375}{54422}He's happy to have somebody|to sing the duets with.
{54423}{54480}Whoops.
You gave|me both of them.
{54489}{54601}Listen, last night a friend|from home showed up-- {54613}{54661}my ex-girlfriend.
{54666}{54715}Look, Betty...
{54723}{54777}I went back for Christmas.
{54782}{54864}We saw each other, and, uh, {54865}{54937}it kinda started to|feel like old times.
{54937}{55013}She came here to try|and make it work, {55025}{55092}and you're with Walter.
{55140}{55171}Wow.
{55172}{55220}That's, uh...
{55236}{55273}Wow.
{55277}{55356}So you and Walter|can go to the show.
{55398}{55430}Have fun.
{55430}{55465}Yeah.
{55473}{55516}Yeah, we will.
{56079}{56144}Not our finest moment.
{56151}{56230}Probably won't be in the|Meade family Christmas card.
{56287}{56377}So...
where do we stand?
{56385}{56475}Look, no matter|how this turns out, {56475}{56532}this is still a family company.
{56584}{56687}Maybe it wouldn't kill us|to try and work together.
{56908}{56949}I'm up for it...
{56981}{57049}long as you stop|staring at my boobs.
{57064}{57134}I'm actually staring|at your adam's apple.
{57149}{57196}It's nice work.
{57555}{57604}What show is this?
{57619}{57699}It's called "Wilhelmina|got screwed."
{57909}{57971}- You're not room service.|- No.
{57972}{58042}But Daniel asked me to|bring you this credit card.
{58090}{58152}He's a good boy.
{58152}{58186}Wait...
{58274}{58343}he's the one who's|still a boy, right?
{58384}{58446}Would you like a bloody mary?
{58447}{58498}No, it's 10:00 in the morning.
{58499}{58536}You're right.
{58537}{58599}I should move on to martinis.
{58637}{58707}So why are you staying|in a hotel room?
{58746}{58799}My house is empty.
{58818}{58894}A house is not|supposed to be empty.
{58925}{59001}Well, that's just temporary, right?|I mean, {59002}{59054}your husband will be out soon.
{59055}{59095}Maybe.
{59098}{59144}Maybe not.
{59154}{59199}Mr.
Meade is not a murderer.
{59200}{59229}I know.
{59230}{59268}Good.
{59268}{59320}I know...
{59327}{59432}because I know who|killed Fey Sommers...
{59443}{59515}and it wasn't Bradford.
{59586}{59642}It was me.
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