Show: Supernatural - 15x1
Me and Sam...
we've killed just about everything there is.
And Jack...
he's just another monster.
Dean's gone.
We have no idea if he's even still alive.
Sammy, it's me.
I can feel him in my head.
Michael gets out, that's it for this world.
Jack is lost without his grace.
Jack?
We need to use magic that will draw on your soul.
I am a Winchester!
You want to know how much of my soul I had to burn off to kill Michael.
Yes.
Dean.
There's only one way that this ends right.
After all these years, you just throw in the towel?
Let's go home.
I do believe in us.
Dad?
None of this would've happened without you.
I am so proud of you boys.
Nick.
He's trying to resurrect Lucifer.
Aah!
Jack!
Listen to me!
Leave me alone!
Jack can't be killed.
No, but he can be contained.
This is bad.
You lied!
Can you stop him?
You can.
With the Equalizer!
He's been playing us.
Fine.
That's the way you want it?
Aah!
Story's over.
Welcome to the End.
_ Sam!
Dean!
Dean, this way!
♪ Supernatural 15x01 ♪ Back and to the Future Original Air Date on Octo Synced and corrected by Firefly - www.addic7ed.com - He didn't deserve this.
Cass, is he here?
C-C-Can you...
Can you...
?
I don't think so.
So, what?
Chuck throws friggin' zombies at us now?!
I don't know if they're zombies, Dean.
I think...
I think whenever the souls came up from Hell that they...
they just...
They what?
Just jumped into the nearest body?
I guess, yes.
Is that thing gonna hold?
The doors are made of iron, so it...
I hope.
Chuck...
He said, "Welcome to the End."
What...
What does that mean?
Cass?
Come on, man!
Ideas!
Can you smite our way out of here?
No.
You saw them.
I would be overwhelmed, Dean.
I...
I don't know.
They...
They're ghosts, technically.
Maybe...
Maybe we can burn their bones?
Burn their bones?
Cass, their bodies could be anywhere.
Great.
So we go outside, we get ripped apart.
We stay in here, w-what, starve to death?!
Well, I wouldn't starve.
Well, good for you.
Good.
Son of a bitch.
Chuck.
Man, I knew it.
I knew he would do something like this.
He's always so squirrelly, you know, with the...
with the...
the robe and the beard and...
the smile that's, like, half-nice, half "I'm gonna rip your throat out."
"Oh, let me play you a song."
Ugh!
What do you got?
Sam.
You guys, I think hear water.
There must be a-a drainage pipe or something.
Maybe a sewer line.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
Cass, a little help here.
Well, so much for the pipes.
What the hell are we gonna do now?
Hello.
Jack?
You're alive.
That's not Jack.
That's a demon.
What?
Yeah.
Sorry about that.
How in the hell?
Look, I just got here, and, uh, I needed a body, so...
So you're a demon.
Yeah.
Look.
I-I'd do the whole eyes thing, but, uh, yeah, no eyes.
You...
What the hell are you doing?
Blending.
Get out of him.
Uh, look, uh, I know it's weird.
Okay?
Uh, where do I start?
Like at the first day of school.
Uh, hi.
Uh, my name is Belphegor.
And, I'm, uh, here from...
Ooh.
Whoa.
I said get out of him.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Hey.
I'm not gonna ask again.
No.
I can help.
Okay?
I can help.
Cass.
Let him speak.
He's an abomination!
You're an abomination with that stupid, dumb trench coat.
Cass, Cass.
Hey.
Hey.
We need the help.
He is defiling Jack's corpse!
But if he can help...
Jack's gone, alright?
So let's listen to what the demon has to say.
If we don't like what he says, then we stab him.
Cass.
Dean's right.
Alright.
So, we are...
The Winchesters.
Uh, I know.
I read the papers.
You have newspapers in Hell?
Yeah, the Wi-Fi sucks.
Anyway, I'm guessing this whole, uh, Hellmouth thing is kind of, uh, you?
No.
It was God.
Yeah.
Sure.
Oh, you're serious.
It's a long story.
It...
It...
Okay, okay.
Look.
I-I'm not some crossroad demon.
I'm not even one of those black-eyed goons who crawled his way up here to eat, you know, virgins and puppies and, uh, virgin puppies.
Look.
Downstairs, I punch a clock.
A soul comes in, I torment it.
I-It's what I do.
What's your point?
The point is, I like my job.
I like Hell the way it is...
or...
or was.
So, all those bad guys?
You want them back where they came from, right?
Well, me too.
Okay?
We're...
We're twinsies, guys.
Oh, we are not twinsies.
Can you fix this?
Um, no, but I can get you out of here.
How?
Ohh.
Little spell.
You know, nothing major.
Alright.
Uh...
Just need some graveyard dirt...
and some, uh, angel blood.
Cass.
Huh?
You're welcome.
Hey, it worked.
High five.
The spirits have been destroyed.
No, I just, uh, blasted them out of those bodies.
Yeah.
So where are the ghosts, then?
♪ I need a boy made by Nicholas Sparks, hey ♪ So...
how's this?
♪ Gimme, gimme all my dreams ♪ Ooh!
Oh, my God.
Alright.
Oh, my God.
That color looks so good on you.
I know, right?
♪ I need a boy with really soft hair ♪ ♪ ...
run my hands through it and doesn't care ♪ I'm trying these next.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's so cute.
So, your mom just bought you this stuff?
Yeah.
Since the divorce, she feels super guilty.
Awesome.
Divorce is awesome.
I know, right?
Hm.
Rachel, you should try this.
Rachel.
Rachel!
I mean, come on.
I look good.
Anything?
No, not yet.
I mean, the news, they didn't...
It just...
I'm not seeing anything about a-a worldwide zombie apocalypse.
So...
Ghostpocalypse.
Maybe it's just happening here.
Yeah.
For now.
I mean, the souls gotta go somewhere, right?
Yeah, how many are we talking about, by the way?
Souls?
In Hell?
Yes.
Two, three billion.
Alright.
Let's just stick to the plan, alright?
We head back to the bunker, figure out how to close the rift.
Yeah.
If you can.
Well, you got a better idea?
I do not.
But if you wanted to buy some time, you could always contain the ghosts.
Contain them how?
Magic.
And you just happen to know the right spell?
Lucky you.
What do you mean by "contain"?
Imagine a salt circle a mile wide.
No ghosts get in, no ghosts get out.
Yeah.
Great.
Okay.
No.
That town...
Harlan, Kansas...
is less than a mile from the cemetery.
Then we get everybody out.
How?
We lie.
You see that?
Pull over.
♪ I'm in love with you ♪ ♪ And I'm crazy 'bout the things you do ♪ ♪ You're more to me than any pot of gold ♪ ♪ You make me feel so good deep in my soul ♪ ♪ It's too good to be true ♪ ♪ That I'm in love with you ♪ ♪ It's too good to be true ♪ ♪ A sweet-hearted girl like you ♪ ♪ And if you ever depart from me ♪ ♪ I'd live on in misery ♪ There's no body.
♪ I can't believe that you're for real ♪ This look familiar to you?
Yeah.
Looks like a woman in white.
Exactly.
Dean, this could be our woman in white.
Dude.
We sent her to Hell years ago.
Yeah, but she could be back.
♪ I can't believe that you're for real ♪ Well, if she's back, then they're all back.
Every last one that we ever killed.
♪ The way you make my heart feel ♪ ♪ And if you ever depart from me ♪ ♪ See here, I'd live alone in misery ♪ Let's go.
♪ Whoa, ooh ♪ Go in the garage.
Okay...
Okay.
Okay.
I'm coming for you!
Okay.
Stay here, baby.
Okay?
Stay here?
You'll be okay?
Stay here.
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Ahh...
Help!
Please help us!
Please!
Please, please, help us!
Help!
Help!
Come play with me!
Please help.
Please...
Okay.
Uh, it's okay.
We're gonna be okay.
Come on.
Let's go this way.
I know where you are!
You don't have to move the dang tree.
Just move the sign.
All the problems gone.
Excuse me.
FBI.
How can I help you?
We can handle the evac, so why don't you grab Crowley Jr.
here whatever he needs for his spell?
No.
What?
Dean, I can't.
I-I...
I can't even look at him.
Um...
I...
Well, I-I...
Benzene?
The pipeline outside town.
It sprung a leak.
W-What pipeline?
Sheriff, listen.
The longer we stand here talking about it, the more people are gonna get sick.
Now, the EPA is on its way, but we need to clear these people out ASAP.
Well, I suppose we could move folks up to the high school.
Where is that?
About five miles up 281.
Well, that's far enough.
Great.
Get these people on the move.
We'll go house-to-house.
Come on.
Uh, what's that?
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
Cool.
So, people are, like, crazy good-looking now, eh?
What?
I mean, the last time I was on Earth, I mean, I was human.
Ah, it was a while ago.
I mean, but, you know, we were all worshipping this giant rock that looked like a huge penis, and...
Anyway, folks back then, they were, uh, ugly.
You know?
Had a lot of humps.
I mean, a lot.
Look at 'em now.
I mean, look at you.
I mean, you're, uh, you know, gorgeous.
What?
Okay.
When are you gonna get out of that body?
Eh, when I find another one.
I mean, I would've jumped at the cemetery, but all those meat suits were a little too, uh, you know, wormy.
Difficult to blend, if you will.
Yeah.
So, uh...
who was...
he, anyway?
He was our kid.
Kinda.
Oh.
Sorry.
Alright.
So, what do you need for this spell?
You know, nothing much.
Big bag of salt.
Easy.
And a...
And a human heart.
Alright.
I go left.
You go right.
See anybody, get 'em out.
See a ghost, hit it with the rock salt.
Hello?
Hello?!
Hello?
Hello?
Anybody in here?
Here!
Here.
Up here.
Okay.
Come here.
Just...
Okay.
Hey, it's okay.
It's okay.
I'm safe, okay?
Come on.
I gotcha.
I gotcha.
Come here.
I gotcha.
Here we go.
Just, uh...
There's your mom.
Alright?
Oh, God.
Thank God.
Dead.
They're all dead.
I know.
I know.
Shh.
Just...
I'm gonna get you out of here, alright?
Hey.
You're gonna be okay, alright?
Everything's gonna be fine.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ Sam.
Just head to the gym!
I'll be right behind you!
Move those people!
Travis, I told you, you gotta get out of the chapel.
Yeah.
God.
No.
No.
Rowena, we need your help, so move your ass.
What?
No, I'm not...
Move your exquisite ass, please.
Alright?
Great.
Here's your salt.
Is there a problem?
What?
Oh.
No.
I-I mean, uh...
I'm a fan.
Excuse me?
Yeah, I-I didn't want to say it in front of the other guys, but when you were in Hell, with Alastair, I, uh...
I got a chance to watch you work.
And, I mean, the things you did to those people, I mean, it wasn't torture.
It was, um...
It was art.
Yeah, but that was a long time ago.
Depends how you look at it.
So, with all this going on, what's it like down there?
In Hell?
Yeah.
You ever seen an ant hill when it's, like, set on fire?
Okay, well, there we were, minding our own business, you know, flaying people for eternity, like you do, right?
And then every door in Hell just sprang open all at once.
You know?
Souls got out.
Sky cracked.
And, uh, boom, ta-da, you know?
Wait.
Every door?
Even the Cage?
Yeah, even the Cage.
And Michael?
Well, last I heard, he was just sittin' there.
Yeah, but if he got out, I mean...
Ugh.
I mean...
he wouldn't hold a grudge, right?
Stay still.
H-How?
I'm an angel.
And the clown was...
A ghost.
And you're...
?
Just a guy.
Sam?
Yeah, I'm good.
Just...
Like, when I shot God...
I'm sorry.
When you shot God?
It's a long story.
It's nothing.
It's fine.
It's just...
Sam.
Let me see.
Sammy, please.
Did you fix it?
No.
I can't.
There's...
There's an energy in that wound that's...
I never felt that before.
Well, like I said, it's fine.
Sam.
Sheriff?
Hey, uh, Agent.
I'm, uh...
I'm doing a final sweep, but looks like I got everybody.
Okay.
Great.
Just head to the school.
I'll meet you there.
Copy that.
Alright.
We got to go.
We got to go.
Come on.
Come on.
It's okay.
Come on.
It's okay.
Ma'am?
Ma'am?
You okay?
So...
about that heart.
Working on it.
I'm thinking maybe we hit the morgue.
Hmm.
Fresh, it'd be...
it would be better.
Hmm.
Hm.
Cool.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Poor guy.
Whoa!
Ahh.
Well, got a heart.
Baby, what...
what are you doing?
We got to go.
We need to move.
Now.
I remember you.
You took me home.
It's just one ghost.
It's okay.
Stay back.
Just three.
Oh, hey.
Look, okay?
I barely even...
I barely even know this guy, okay?
You shot me.
Hey, hey.
Bad ghost.
Bad.
No.
Hey, Casper.
Spell.
Now.
Let's get the salt.
Come on.
Come...
We good?
We're good.
Animi...
...
infernorum...
...
spiritus abyssi surrecti...
...
defigo...
...
vos intra confinia.
Come on.
Hey.
It's okay.
Vinciamni!
You alright?
Okay.
Okay.
Is that...
?
The spell.
Alright.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Sam!
Go.
Get them across the line, Cass.
Sam...
Go!
Come on.
Bring it.
Sam!
I got you.
I got you.
Come here.
I got you.
Shut up.
Come on.
Let's go.
So, what now?
Okay.
You two go inside.
We'll take care of the town.
And maybe don't tell anybody about the whole ghost thing.
Or the angel thing.
Yeah, that...
that might freak them out.
Uh, "might"?
Thank you.
I got 'em.
Here.
Watch your step.
Okay.
You okay?
Yes, but...
Good.
Wow!
Awkward.
Wanna talk about it or...
?
Is that a no?
That's a no.
How are the locals?
They're asking a lot of questions about the evacuation.
And, by the way, when this "gas leak" thing gets out, we have one, maybe two days before the real FBI shows up.
And...
Yeah, no, I figured.
So what do we do now?
Right now we get you fixed up.
We what?
Chuck got shot and you got shot, right?
I'm fine.
No, no, no.
Come on.
We've been going nonstop.
Let me see it.
There's no exit wound.
I know.
How bad does it hurt?
A little, not much.
Okay.
Hey, do you remember when we were little?
What I would do to distract you whenever I'd rip off a Band-Aid or something like that?
Yeah.
You'd tell some stupid joke.
Yeah.
Knock, knock.
Come on.
Knock, knock.
Who's...
Still got it.
Yeah.
So, when Chuck...
God...
said "This is the End", I guess this is what he meant.
Yeah, well.
Screw him.
He's been playing us this entire time.
Alright.
No.
Just when we thought we had a choice.
You know, whenever we thought we had free will.
We were just rats in a maze.
Sure, we could go left.
Sure, we could go right.
But we were still in the damn maze.
Just makes you think, if all of it...
you know, everything that we've done...
What did it even mean?
It meant a lot.
We still saved people.
Yeah, but what for?
You know?
Just so he could throw another End of the World at us and then sit back and chug popcorn?
Maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
But...
now he's gone.
You think?
That's what he does.
He gets bored and...
and...
and...
and pulls the ripcord.
I mean, that's what he did with Apocalypse World and...
and probably with all of them.
He moves on, starts another story.
But you know what?
Good.
'Cause if he bailed, it's just us.
For the first time.
It's just us.
And about three billion ghosts.
Yeah, well, what's one more Apocalypse, right?
But, seriously, if we win...
When we win this, God's gone.
Hm.
There's no one to screw with us.
There's no more maze.
It's just us.
And we're free.
So you and me versus every soul in Hell?
I like those odds.
Yeah, me too.
Well, you know what that means.
We got work to do.
Synced and corrected by Firefly - www.addic7ed.com -
we've killed just about everything there is.
And Jack...
he's just another monster.
Dean's gone.
We have no idea if he's even still alive.
Sammy, it's me.
I can feel him in my head.
Michael gets out, that's it for this world.
Jack is lost without his grace.
Jack?
We need to use magic that will draw on your soul.
I am a Winchester!
You want to know how much of my soul I had to burn off to kill Michael.
Yes.
Dean.
There's only one way that this ends right.
After all these years, you just throw in the towel?
Let's go home.
I do believe in us.
Dad?
None of this would've happened without you.
I am so proud of you boys.
Nick.
He's trying to resurrect Lucifer.
Aah!
Jack!
Listen to me!
Leave me alone!
Jack can't be killed.
No, but he can be contained.
This is bad.
You lied!
Can you stop him?
You can.
With the Equalizer!
He's been playing us.
Fine.
That's the way you want it?
Aah!
Story's over.
Welcome to the End.
_ Sam!
Dean!
Dean, this way!
♪ Supernatural 15x01 ♪ Back and to the Future Original Air Date on Octo Synced and corrected by Firefly - www.addic7ed.com - He didn't deserve this.
Cass, is he here?
C-C-Can you...
Can you...
?
I don't think so.
So, what?
Chuck throws friggin' zombies at us now?!
I don't know if they're zombies, Dean.
I think...
I think whenever the souls came up from Hell that they...
they just...
They what?
Just jumped into the nearest body?
I guess, yes.
Is that thing gonna hold?
The doors are made of iron, so it...
I hope.
Chuck...
He said, "Welcome to the End."
What...
What does that mean?
Cass?
Come on, man!
Ideas!
Can you smite our way out of here?
No.
You saw them.
I would be overwhelmed, Dean.
I...
I don't know.
They...
They're ghosts, technically.
Maybe...
Maybe we can burn their bones?
Burn their bones?
Cass, their bodies could be anywhere.
Great.
So we go outside, we get ripped apart.
We stay in here, w-what, starve to death?!
Well, I wouldn't starve.
Well, good for you.
Good.
Son of a bitch.
Chuck.
Man, I knew it.
I knew he would do something like this.
He's always so squirrelly, you know, with the...
with the...
the robe and the beard and...
the smile that's, like, half-nice, half "I'm gonna rip your throat out."
"Oh, let me play you a song."
Ugh!
What do you got?
Sam.
You guys, I think hear water.
There must be a-a drainage pipe or something.
Maybe a sewer line.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
Cass, a little help here.
Well, so much for the pipes.
What the hell are we gonna do now?
Hello.
Jack?
You're alive.
That's not Jack.
That's a demon.
What?
Yeah.
Sorry about that.
How in the hell?
Look, I just got here, and, uh, I needed a body, so...
So you're a demon.
Yeah.
Look.
I-I'd do the whole eyes thing, but, uh, yeah, no eyes.
You...
What the hell are you doing?
Blending.
Get out of him.
Uh, look, uh, I know it's weird.
Okay?
Uh, where do I start?
Like at the first day of school.
Uh, hi.
Uh, my name is Belphegor.
And, I'm, uh, here from...
Ooh.
Whoa.
I said get out of him.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Hey.
I'm not gonna ask again.
No.
I can help.
Okay?
I can help.
Cass.
Let him speak.
He's an abomination!
You're an abomination with that stupid, dumb trench coat.
Cass, Cass.
Hey.
Hey.
We need the help.
He is defiling Jack's corpse!
But if he can help...
Jack's gone, alright?
So let's listen to what the demon has to say.
If we don't like what he says, then we stab him.
Cass.
Dean's right.
Alright.
So, we are...
The Winchesters.
Uh, I know.
I read the papers.
You have newspapers in Hell?
Yeah, the Wi-Fi sucks.
Anyway, I'm guessing this whole, uh, Hellmouth thing is kind of, uh, you?
No.
It was God.
Yeah.
Sure.
Oh, you're serious.
It's a long story.
It...
It...
Okay, okay.
Look.
I-I'm not some crossroad demon.
I'm not even one of those black-eyed goons who crawled his way up here to eat, you know, virgins and puppies and, uh, virgin puppies.
Look.
Downstairs, I punch a clock.
A soul comes in, I torment it.
I-It's what I do.
What's your point?
The point is, I like my job.
I like Hell the way it is...
or...
or was.
So, all those bad guys?
You want them back where they came from, right?
Well, me too.
Okay?
We're...
We're twinsies, guys.
Oh, we are not twinsies.
Can you fix this?
Um, no, but I can get you out of here.
How?
Ohh.
Little spell.
You know, nothing major.
Alright.
Uh...
Just need some graveyard dirt...
and some, uh, angel blood.
Cass.
Huh?
You're welcome.
Hey, it worked.
High five.
The spirits have been destroyed.
No, I just, uh, blasted them out of those bodies.
Yeah.
So where are the ghosts, then?
♪ I need a boy made by Nicholas Sparks, hey ♪ So...
how's this?
♪ Gimme, gimme all my dreams ♪ Ooh!
Oh, my God.
Alright.
Oh, my God.
That color looks so good on you.
I know, right?
♪ I need a boy with really soft hair ♪ ♪ ...
run my hands through it and doesn't care ♪ I'm trying these next.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's so cute.
So, your mom just bought you this stuff?
Yeah.
Since the divorce, she feels super guilty.
Awesome.
Divorce is awesome.
I know, right?
Hm.
Rachel, you should try this.
Rachel.
Rachel!
I mean, come on.
I look good.
Anything?
No, not yet.
I mean, the news, they didn't...
It just...
I'm not seeing anything about a-a worldwide zombie apocalypse.
So...
Ghostpocalypse.
Maybe it's just happening here.
Yeah.
For now.
I mean, the souls gotta go somewhere, right?
Yeah, how many are we talking about, by the way?
Souls?
In Hell?
Yes.
Two, three billion.
Alright.
Let's just stick to the plan, alright?
We head back to the bunker, figure out how to close the rift.
Yeah.
If you can.
Well, you got a better idea?
I do not.
But if you wanted to buy some time, you could always contain the ghosts.
Contain them how?
Magic.
And you just happen to know the right spell?
Lucky you.
What do you mean by "contain"?
Imagine a salt circle a mile wide.
No ghosts get in, no ghosts get out.
Yeah.
Great.
Okay.
No.
That town...
Harlan, Kansas...
is less than a mile from the cemetery.
Then we get everybody out.
How?
We lie.
You see that?
Pull over.
♪ I'm in love with you ♪ ♪ And I'm crazy 'bout the things you do ♪ ♪ You're more to me than any pot of gold ♪ ♪ You make me feel so good deep in my soul ♪ ♪ It's too good to be true ♪ ♪ That I'm in love with you ♪ ♪ It's too good to be true ♪ ♪ A sweet-hearted girl like you ♪ ♪ And if you ever depart from me ♪ ♪ I'd live on in misery ♪ There's no body.
♪ I can't believe that you're for real ♪ This look familiar to you?
Yeah.
Looks like a woman in white.
Exactly.
Dean, this could be our woman in white.
Dude.
We sent her to Hell years ago.
Yeah, but she could be back.
♪ I can't believe that you're for real ♪ Well, if she's back, then they're all back.
Every last one that we ever killed.
♪ The way you make my heart feel ♪ ♪ And if you ever depart from me ♪ ♪ See here, I'd live alone in misery ♪ Let's go.
♪ Whoa, ooh ♪ Go in the garage.
Okay...
Okay.
Okay.
I'm coming for you!
Okay.
Stay here, baby.
Okay?
Stay here?
You'll be okay?
Stay here.
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Ahh...
Help!
Please help us!
Please!
Please, please, help us!
Help!
Help!
Come play with me!
Please help.
Please...
Okay.
Uh, it's okay.
We're gonna be okay.
Come on.
Let's go this way.
I know where you are!
You don't have to move the dang tree.
Just move the sign.
All the problems gone.
Excuse me.
FBI.
How can I help you?
We can handle the evac, so why don't you grab Crowley Jr.
here whatever he needs for his spell?
No.
What?
Dean, I can't.
I-I...
I can't even look at him.
Um...
I...
Well, I-I...
Benzene?
The pipeline outside town.
It sprung a leak.
W-What pipeline?
Sheriff, listen.
The longer we stand here talking about it, the more people are gonna get sick.
Now, the EPA is on its way, but we need to clear these people out ASAP.
Well, I suppose we could move folks up to the high school.
Where is that?
About five miles up 281.
Well, that's far enough.
Great.
Get these people on the move.
We'll go house-to-house.
Come on.
Uh, what's that?
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
Cool.
So, people are, like, crazy good-looking now, eh?
What?
I mean, the last time I was on Earth, I mean, I was human.
Ah, it was a while ago.
I mean, but, you know, we were all worshipping this giant rock that looked like a huge penis, and...
Anyway, folks back then, they were, uh, ugly.
You know?
Had a lot of humps.
I mean, a lot.
Look at 'em now.
I mean, look at you.
I mean, you're, uh, you know, gorgeous.
What?
Okay.
When are you gonna get out of that body?
Eh, when I find another one.
I mean, I would've jumped at the cemetery, but all those meat suits were a little too, uh, you know, wormy.
Difficult to blend, if you will.
Yeah.
So, uh...
who was...
he, anyway?
He was our kid.
Kinda.
Oh.
Sorry.
Alright.
So, what do you need for this spell?
You know, nothing much.
Big bag of salt.
Easy.
And a...
And a human heart.
Alright.
I go left.
You go right.
See anybody, get 'em out.
See a ghost, hit it with the rock salt.
Hello?
Hello?!
Hello?
Hello?
Anybody in here?
Here!
Here.
Up here.
Okay.
Come here.
Just...
Okay.
Hey, it's okay.
It's okay.
I'm safe, okay?
Come on.
I gotcha.
I gotcha.
Come here.
I gotcha.
Here we go.
Just, uh...
There's your mom.
Alright?
Oh, God.
Thank God.
Dead.
They're all dead.
I know.
I know.
Shh.
Just...
I'm gonna get you out of here, alright?
Hey.
You're gonna be okay, alright?
Everything's gonna be fine.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ Sam.
Just head to the gym!
I'll be right behind you!
Move those people!
Travis, I told you, you gotta get out of the chapel.
Yeah.
God.
No.
No.
Rowena, we need your help, so move your ass.
What?
No, I'm not...
Move your exquisite ass, please.
Alright?
Great.
Here's your salt.
Is there a problem?
What?
Oh.
No.
I-I mean, uh...
I'm a fan.
Excuse me?
Yeah, I-I didn't want to say it in front of the other guys, but when you were in Hell, with Alastair, I, uh...
I got a chance to watch you work.
And, I mean, the things you did to those people, I mean, it wasn't torture.
It was, um...
It was art.
Yeah, but that was a long time ago.
Depends how you look at it.
So, with all this going on, what's it like down there?
In Hell?
Yeah.
You ever seen an ant hill when it's, like, set on fire?
Okay, well, there we were, minding our own business, you know, flaying people for eternity, like you do, right?
And then every door in Hell just sprang open all at once.
You know?
Souls got out.
Sky cracked.
And, uh, boom, ta-da, you know?
Wait.
Every door?
Even the Cage?
Yeah, even the Cage.
And Michael?
Well, last I heard, he was just sittin' there.
Yeah, but if he got out, I mean...
Ugh.
I mean...
he wouldn't hold a grudge, right?
Stay still.
H-How?
I'm an angel.
And the clown was...
A ghost.
And you're...
?
Just a guy.
Sam?
Yeah, I'm good.
Just...
Like, when I shot God...
I'm sorry.
When you shot God?
It's a long story.
It's nothing.
It's fine.
It's just...
Sam.
Let me see.
Sammy, please.
Did you fix it?
No.
I can't.
There's...
There's an energy in that wound that's...
I never felt that before.
Well, like I said, it's fine.
Sam.
Sheriff?
Hey, uh, Agent.
I'm, uh...
I'm doing a final sweep, but looks like I got everybody.
Okay.
Great.
Just head to the school.
I'll meet you there.
Copy that.
Alright.
We got to go.
We got to go.
Come on.
Come on.
It's okay.
Come on.
It's okay.
Ma'am?
Ma'am?
You okay?
So...
about that heart.
Working on it.
I'm thinking maybe we hit the morgue.
Hmm.
Fresh, it'd be...
it would be better.
Hmm.
Hm.
Cool.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Poor guy.
Whoa!
Ahh.
Well, got a heart.
Baby, what...
what are you doing?
We got to go.
We need to move.
Now.
I remember you.
You took me home.
It's just one ghost.
It's okay.
Stay back.
Just three.
Oh, hey.
Look, okay?
I barely even...
I barely even know this guy, okay?
You shot me.
Hey, hey.
Bad ghost.
Bad.
No.
Hey, Casper.
Spell.
Now.
Let's get the salt.
Come on.
Come...
We good?
We're good.
Animi...
...
infernorum...
...
spiritus abyssi surrecti...
...
defigo...
...
vos intra confinia.
Come on.
Hey.
It's okay.
Vinciamni!
You alright?
Okay.
Okay.
Is that...
?
The spell.
Alright.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Sam!
Go.
Get them across the line, Cass.
Sam...
Go!
Come on.
Bring it.
Sam!
I got you.
I got you.
Come here.
I got you.
Shut up.
Come on.
Let's go.
So, what now?
Okay.
You two go inside.
We'll take care of the town.
And maybe don't tell anybody about the whole ghost thing.
Or the angel thing.
Yeah, that...
that might freak them out.
Uh, "might"?
Thank you.
I got 'em.
Here.
Watch your step.
Okay.
You okay?
Yes, but...
Good.
Wow!
Awkward.
Wanna talk about it or...
?
Is that a no?
That's a no.
How are the locals?
They're asking a lot of questions about the evacuation.
And, by the way, when this "gas leak" thing gets out, we have one, maybe two days before the real FBI shows up.
And...
Yeah, no, I figured.
So what do we do now?
Right now we get you fixed up.
We what?
Chuck got shot and you got shot, right?
I'm fine.
No, no, no.
Come on.
We've been going nonstop.
Let me see it.
There's no exit wound.
I know.
How bad does it hurt?
A little, not much.
Okay.
Hey, do you remember when we were little?
What I would do to distract you whenever I'd rip off a Band-Aid or something like that?
Yeah.
You'd tell some stupid joke.
Yeah.
Knock, knock.
Come on.
Knock, knock.
Who's...
Still got it.
Yeah.
So, when Chuck...
God...
said "This is the End", I guess this is what he meant.
Yeah, well.
Screw him.
He's been playing us this entire time.
Alright.
No.
Just when we thought we had a choice.
You know, whenever we thought we had free will.
We were just rats in a maze.
Sure, we could go left.
Sure, we could go right.
But we were still in the damn maze.
Just makes you think, if all of it...
you know, everything that we've done...
What did it even mean?
It meant a lot.
We still saved people.
Yeah, but what for?
You know?
Just so he could throw another End of the World at us and then sit back and chug popcorn?
Maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
But...
now he's gone.
You think?
That's what he does.
He gets bored and...
and...
and...
and pulls the ripcord.
I mean, that's what he did with Apocalypse World and...
and probably with all of them.
He moves on, starts another story.
But you know what?
Good.
'Cause if he bailed, it's just us.
For the first time.
It's just us.
And about three billion ghosts.
Yeah, well, what's one more Apocalypse, right?
But, seriously, if we win...
When we win this, God's gone.
Hm.
There's no one to screw with us.
There's no more maze.
It's just us.
And we're free.
So you and me versus every soul in Hell?
I like those odds.
Yeah, me too.
Well, you know what that means.
We got work to do.
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