Show: South of Nowhere - 3x11
No, no, she's fine.
I gave her a little something and she slept like a baby.
Tell'm I'm sorry, tell'm I suck.
I think I hear her stirring.
Let me call you back, Ethan.
You're not making this any easier.
Yeah, you wanna talk!
Come on!
We're in LA now.
Everything's beautiful!
Yeah, except everybody thinks that I'm a total fraud.
Not anymore, they don't.
I'm afraid to ask.
Dr.
Avery ran an announcement at Hollywood this morning and took full responsibility for what happened.
Who is Dr.
Avery?
You don't remember Dr.
Avery?
The ear, nose and throat specialist who examined you in New York City and insisted you do nothing to strain your vocal chords.
No one's gonna buy that!
Ashley bought it.
I'll be back.
Damn!
Hey, I can do that!
I know you're still mad at me.
And I don't blame you.
I should've told you that I was lip-synching before we went on stage.
Damn right, you should have.
You're speaking to me again.
That's encouraging.
Look, I'm not happy that our debut was ruined.
I'm actually furious.
But I know you were sick, and it could've been a lot worse.
You could have blooded Lindsay Lohan and flashed everyone in business.
I can't sing!
Yes, you can, Kyla.
You've so much potential.
I mean, look at what you did on the single.
Don't worry, our next show will be perfect.
No, it won't.
Because that wasn't me on the record.
What?
They...
They dubbed in someone else's voice.
Who did?
Don't make me answer that.
Ashley!
Stop.
Here's what's going to happen.
You are gonna come clean about your charade to everybody.
And I mean the entire planet.
Because if you don't, I will.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
I...
Can I just...
That was my dream!
It was everything I ever wanted and you just thrashed it.
Can I just say one thing to you?
No.
Please?
No.
Because I honestly cannot care less for what you have to say right now.
From here on now, you're on your own.
Where are you?
On the road to oblivion.
I know, I'm so sorry.
I keep getting countless calls about this show.
Spencer, please, can we just never talk about this show again?
I hear you.
I really need somewhere to hide from the media, and just resist the temptation to strangle Kyla.
Well, you are in luck!
My dad and Glen are going camping, and my mom is doing a double shift.
House to ourselves?
Okay!
Well, yeah, you know we can have our own little fiesta!
We can do whatever we want.
This is so cool!
I mean, it's no wonder the judges picked your design.
Thanks!
You know, I would have withdrawn from the competition if it wasn't for you.
Yeah, but I'm bailing on you when you need me most.
My Gosh, you are gonna love camping in the Sears!
I don't know.
They're supposed to have a big mosquito infestation this year.
Why are you being so silly?
Clay said that you guys used to go fishing there all the time.
No, they would go fishing together all the time.
And hiking.
And all that other of boy-scouty stuff.
I was just sitting in the tent playing Tetris.
Glen, will you be positive?
Father-son bond games' supposed to be a good thing.
Yeah, you're right.
I mean, he did reach out to me.
That means something.
It means you're gonna have a great time.
And now, we need...
Two Brooke Bennett gas canisters, coming up!
Right!
In the garage ...
I know, dad!
I know.
You told me exactly where they are.
Right.
Great.
I'm sorry...
Hey!
You're just going away for the week-end, or you're trekking in the Himalaya?
I'm just bringing the basic stuff.
Hey!
There you go, sir.
Thank you, young man!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr.
Robbie Knievel!
Where's everybody going?
Oh, no, not everybody.
Just the boys.
Dude, I came by because I thought we were going to the gym.
I forgot, man.
I'm sorry.
We're going camping!
We're going fly fishing in the Sears.
Cool!
You know, my uncle fishes off his boat in Catalina, but I never really learned how to cast a line.
If you wanna come, I'll have you pitching like a pro in two hours.
Really?
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
It's tempting, but...
Just go!
Look, I don't want to intrude or anything.
Intrude, you kidding me?
I got plenty of room, I got extra gear, and inside these iced chests I've got prime filets that have been marinating in ponzu sauce for 36 hours, strike me dead...
Amen.
Okay, I'm in!
You don't mind, do you?
Hey, as long as I get chuck then it's all game.
Fine by me!
Great, well...
Next stop: Kern River.
Let's go!
Hello!
Hi!
This is gonna be so good!
Oh, it's gonna be better than good.
It's gonna be out of this world!
I meant the food!
Look at you!
You are wearing my robe!
I know.
I've always wanted to be naked in the Carlin home.
Without being stopped and pulled out by my hair!
Who's that?
Remember me?
Of course!
Come in!
Sure, thanks.
So, listen, Lily was telling me that you were getting into documentaries.
So I thought I'd bring over my personal favorites.
Hope's not weird being stopping by like this.
Hi!
Hey!
I totally am popping in.
Oh, no, no!
I...
I'm going.
No, that's fine.
Ashley, this is Jonica.
Jonica is actually a friend of Lily's.
Jonica?
That's different.
Yeah.
Sort of a typo, but it stuck.
I'm thinking about changing my name to Fred.
Did you, like, wanna stay for a minute or something?
For a minute?
Sure, thanks.
Cool!
I'm just gonna go upstairs and change into something less comfortable.
Come in!
Okay.
Alright, I will.
Ethan wants you to know he still loves you.
Oh, I'm glad somebody does.
Somebody need a little mood enhancer?
No, that's what got me into trouble in the first place.
Tell you what, Why don't you do your most chill yoga routine and then we...
No, no!
Listen to this, okay?
Look, "Kyla is a pile of you know what.", or oh, look at this: "She's a bogus no-talent � la Ashley Simpson."
Or...
It doesn't matter.
They didn't have Ethan Marks doing damage control.
It's way too late for damage control, Jake!
If my fans aren't falling into the spin, then who will?
Believe me, they suck at your get back up on stage.
Bam!
You're smack back into everybody's hearts again.
Yeah, and then I'll have to lip-synch again!
Why are you being so negative?
This is LA.
Your supporting network is here.
Ethan had everybody sign off.
Ashley signed off?
Ashley, unlike you, actually likes performing.
I told her that my voice was dubbed, Jake.
I had to.
She's family.
I don't care if she was the damn Pope.
You don't confess to anything unless I give you permission.
Can we talk about this?
What is there to talk about?
Our little PR problem is a raging disaster thanks to you!
Anytime, Glen!
You know, I said I wasn't sure.
We could've gone back.
We're here now, alright.
You misread the map, it's no big deal.
I missed one turn.
And I spent the last hour on a twisting mud road with the sun in my eyes.
Something stinks.
The skunks are very territorial, so...
No, no!
Like, one died in the trunk.
Oh, God!
The steaks are out.
Glen, how come you didn't put any ice the in the chests?
Oh, is that supposed to be done?
Ashley?
That's why you look so familiar!
You are Ashley Davies, aren't you?
With that naive sister...
Can we not go there?
Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing.
Sorry, I always seem to piss people off in the room.
I mean, in this house.
You've been in this house before?
Yeah.
Her grandma freaked when I flirted with birthday girl.
Let me get dinner.
We're back in the game!
I can fix this.
Look, I know I was out of line before.
I was mad at myself.
For not staying ahead of the curve.
Now, I know how to make your fans emotionally attached to your life again.
If you were to disappear, or you were to be kidnapped...
Your mental state is precarious, people will be caught up in the drama.
Are you safe?
Are you hiding?
Are you a victim of foul play?
Well, which one is it?
See, it doesn't matter.
It's all about manipulating perception.
I cant' believe that I trusted you!
Wait until you hear where they find you.
I don't need to know.
I'm gonna have a press conference, and I'm gonna tell everybody the truth.
And that is how people are gonna discover who I am.
See, you do that, and you'll be on your own, little girl.
And I will have nothing to do with you, do you understand?
Jake, I don't need you!
I thought I did for a second, but I don't!
You don't wanna get on my bad side, Kyla.
Madison tried to warn me, and told me that you were a sneeze.
I should've listened to her.
Well, you should listen now.
You go to the press, and you will deeply regret it.
The only thing that I regret is the time that I wasted on you.
I'd be quite likely to sit around a camp fire eating peanut butter and jelly.
We could have grilled the steaks.
Really?
It smelled so bad we couldn't even get near them.
How could you not check to make sure there was ice in the ice chests?
Well, I put the ice in the freezer so it wouldn't melt.
If you'd put the ice in the ice chests, it wouldn't have melted.
Maybe next time we bring hot dogs?
Next time, just do what I ask you to do.
Maybe next time, if there ever is a next time...
Who's up for a little PB&J?
Why not?
I'm not really hungry.
Thanks, though.
You know, for most people, being in the mountains increases their appetite.
I guess I'm not most people, then.
So, what's on the game plan for tomorrow?
Early in and awesome!
Check out these slices that I tied.
Sweet!
It was so nice meeting you, Ashley.
It was so nice meeting you too, Fred!
Give Lily a hug for me.
Bye!
Bye.
Come on.
You kinda liked her.
Not as much as she liked you!
Ash...
Look, she had a crush on you, it's blatant!
I should have had Aiden keep an eye on you while I was in New York.
Well, who kept an eye on you?
Wait, are we fighting?
Come here!
It's okay.
No, it's Kyla.
Oh my God!
She's running a press conference.
Thank you all for coming.
I wanted to set the record straight before too much time had passed.
I was not sick in New York.
That's not the reason why I was lip-synching at the concert.
You see, that's not even really my voice on that track.
I tried to fool everybody.
Including my own sister Ashley, who knew nothing of my deception.
It was all my doing.
I'm responsible for everything.
I'm embarrassed and ashamed.
And I wanted to apologize.
First, to my sister, Ashley.
Who, unlike me, is seriously talented, and my best friend in the whole world and to my father, Raife.
I'm so sorry, dad!
Your music deserves so much more.
Finally, to all of my friends on the web.
And anybody else that I let down.
I hope that you can find a way to forgive me.
Okay, guys, we made it.
Everybody all set?
Alright, lights out.
Wait!
I should go take a pee.
Okay.
Take the flashlight and don't go too far from the tent.
Glen!
Glen!
That is it!
I'm done!
I've had enough!
I don't even know why I'm here.
I hate camping!
I hate fishing!
And I hate stinking tents!
You don't even want me here.
You don't relate to me.
You don't even want me as your son!
Just adopt Aiden!
Glen!
No!
Forget this!
I thought you'd checked out for the night.
I came back.
See it all?
I saw.
And?
I'm so sorry!
I really blew it!
Hey.
How long've you been up?
A while.
Me too.
I didn't sleep so well.
I kept thinking about what you said last night.
Where is this coming from?
You wanna talk about family history?
Walk the Carlin family time-line?
If mom wouldn't never have gotten pregnant with me, you would have been able to finish medical school.
That's not the only reason I dropped out.
No, but it played into it!
I mean, when Clay was alive, he was your go-to guy!
When he died, I started thinking.
Go on.
No, I don't wanna be analyzed.
We're having a conversation.
I mean, you've always been able to talk to me.
I started thinking, at least I'll never be compared to Clay again.
I'll be number one by default.
And now you have Aiden!
Don't blame Aiden.
I don't!
I'm not.
Aiden's my boy.
We're cool.
It's you and I that...
I know.
And it scares me.
Since we've moved to LA, you've dropped out of sports, you've been strung out on painkillers, fired from two jobs, you're not going to school and you're showing no sense of direction.
Tell me something I don't know.
Okay.
There's something you might have forgotten.
Back in Ohio, before you blew out your knee, you were a star athlete.
Watching you play was like poetry.
You volunteered to the Y on weekends.
You weren't getting straight As, but you were pulling down solid Bs.
First one on the field, last one off.
All the other kids looked up to you.
That didn't come from me or your mother.
It had nothing to do with camping.
That's something you made in yourself.
You did it.
Something special.
What happened to that Glen?
I don't know.
I guess he's been in a slump, lately.
You tell him it's time to break out of that slump.
Not for Clay.
Or for me.
But because he's one of the most incredible people I know.
And when he does, tell him his old man will be on the sidelines cheering for him.
Will you do that for me?
It never ends.
What?
Check this out: Kyla's midnight confession.
God, that must be the press conference.
No, it says it's burning new.
I hate how I always lie about him.
Raife Davies was a drugged down, absentee loser of a father who never gave a crap about his kids.
Now, I have to sing a crappy song by him?
Shit, I would choke!
Oh Gosh!
And then, there is Ashley!
I love Ashley!
Not in, like, a gay way or anything.
Because, obviously, we're sisters, you know.
Not that that would really stop her, because she's such a whore!
I'm just kidding, fool!
No, but, seriously, she is kind of, though.
She's got a girlfriend, she's got a boyfriend, she's got friends with benefits...
She even did it with our producer, I swear to God.
I don't know what to say.
You've said enough.
I gave her a little something and she slept like a baby.
Tell'm I'm sorry, tell'm I suck.
I think I hear her stirring.
Let me call you back, Ethan.
You're not making this any easier.
Yeah, you wanna talk!
Come on!
We're in LA now.
Everything's beautiful!
Yeah, except everybody thinks that I'm a total fraud.
Not anymore, they don't.
I'm afraid to ask.
Dr.
Avery ran an announcement at Hollywood this morning and took full responsibility for what happened.
Who is Dr.
Avery?
You don't remember Dr.
Avery?
The ear, nose and throat specialist who examined you in New York City and insisted you do nothing to strain your vocal chords.
No one's gonna buy that!
Ashley bought it.
I'll be back.
Damn!
Hey, I can do that!
I know you're still mad at me.
And I don't blame you.
I should've told you that I was lip-synching before we went on stage.
Damn right, you should have.
You're speaking to me again.
That's encouraging.
Look, I'm not happy that our debut was ruined.
I'm actually furious.
But I know you were sick, and it could've been a lot worse.
You could have blooded Lindsay Lohan and flashed everyone in business.
I can't sing!
Yes, you can, Kyla.
You've so much potential.
I mean, look at what you did on the single.
Don't worry, our next show will be perfect.
No, it won't.
Because that wasn't me on the record.
What?
They...
They dubbed in someone else's voice.
Who did?
Don't make me answer that.
Ashley!
Stop.
Here's what's going to happen.
You are gonna come clean about your charade to everybody.
And I mean the entire planet.
Because if you don't, I will.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
I...
Can I just...
That was my dream!
It was everything I ever wanted and you just thrashed it.
Can I just say one thing to you?
No.
Please?
No.
Because I honestly cannot care less for what you have to say right now.
From here on now, you're on your own.
Where are you?
On the road to oblivion.
I know, I'm so sorry.
I keep getting countless calls about this show.
Spencer, please, can we just never talk about this show again?
I hear you.
I really need somewhere to hide from the media, and just resist the temptation to strangle Kyla.
Well, you are in luck!
My dad and Glen are going camping, and my mom is doing a double shift.
House to ourselves?
Okay!
Well, yeah, you know we can have our own little fiesta!
We can do whatever we want.
This is so cool!
I mean, it's no wonder the judges picked your design.
Thanks!
You know, I would have withdrawn from the competition if it wasn't for you.
Yeah, but I'm bailing on you when you need me most.
My Gosh, you are gonna love camping in the Sears!
I don't know.
They're supposed to have a big mosquito infestation this year.
Why are you being so silly?
Clay said that you guys used to go fishing there all the time.
No, they would go fishing together all the time.
And hiking.
And all that other of boy-scouty stuff.
I was just sitting in the tent playing Tetris.
Glen, will you be positive?
Father-son bond games' supposed to be a good thing.
Yeah, you're right.
I mean, he did reach out to me.
That means something.
It means you're gonna have a great time.
And now, we need...
Two Brooke Bennett gas canisters, coming up!
Right!
In the garage ...
I know, dad!
I know.
You told me exactly where they are.
Right.
Great.
I'm sorry...
Hey!
You're just going away for the week-end, or you're trekking in the Himalaya?
I'm just bringing the basic stuff.
Hey!
There you go, sir.
Thank you, young man!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr.
Robbie Knievel!
Where's everybody going?
Oh, no, not everybody.
Just the boys.
Dude, I came by because I thought we were going to the gym.
I forgot, man.
I'm sorry.
We're going camping!
We're going fly fishing in the Sears.
Cool!
You know, my uncle fishes off his boat in Catalina, but I never really learned how to cast a line.
If you wanna come, I'll have you pitching like a pro in two hours.
Really?
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
It's tempting, but...
Just go!
Look, I don't want to intrude or anything.
Intrude, you kidding me?
I got plenty of room, I got extra gear, and inside these iced chests I've got prime filets that have been marinating in ponzu sauce for 36 hours, strike me dead...
Amen.
Okay, I'm in!
You don't mind, do you?
Hey, as long as I get chuck then it's all game.
Fine by me!
Great, well...
Next stop: Kern River.
Let's go!
Hello!
Hi!
This is gonna be so good!
Oh, it's gonna be better than good.
It's gonna be out of this world!
I meant the food!
Look at you!
You are wearing my robe!
I know.
I've always wanted to be naked in the Carlin home.
Without being stopped and pulled out by my hair!
Who's that?
Remember me?
Of course!
Come in!
Sure, thanks.
So, listen, Lily was telling me that you were getting into documentaries.
So I thought I'd bring over my personal favorites.
Hope's not weird being stopping by like this.
Hi!
Hey!
I totally am popping in.
Oh, no, no!
I...
I'm going.
No, that's fine.
Ashley, this is Jonica.
Jonica is actually a friend of Lily's.
Jonica?
That's different.
Yeah.
Sort of a typo, but it stuck.
I'm thinking about changing my name to Fred.
Did you, like, wanna stay for a minute or something?
For a minute?
Sure, thanks.
Cool!
I'm just gonna go upstairs and change into something less comfortable.
Come in!
Okay.
Alright, I will.
Ethan wants you to know he still loves you.
Oh, I'm glad somebody does.
Somebody need a little mood enhancer?
No, that's what got me into trouble in the first place.
Tell you what, Why don't you do your most chill yoga routine and then we...
No, no!
Listen to this, okay?
Look, "Kyla is a pile of you know what.", or oh, look at this: "She's a bogus no-talent � la Ashley Simpson."
Or...
It doesn't matter.
They didn't have Ethan Marks doing damage control.
It's way too late for damage control, Jake!
If my fans aren't falling into the spin, then who will?
Believe me, they suck at your get back up on stage.
Bam!
You're smack back into everybody's hearts again.
Yeah, and then I'll have to lip-synch again!
Why are you being so negative?
This is LA.
Your supporting network is here.
Ethan had everybody sign off.
Ashley signed off?
Ashley, unlike you, actually likes performing.
I told her that my voice was dubbed, Jake.
I had to.
She's family.
I don't care if she was the damn Pope.
You don't confess to anything unless I give you permission.
Can we talk about this?
What is there to talk about?
Our little PR problem is a raging disaster thanks to you!
Anytime, Glen!
You know, I said I wasn't sure.
We could've gone back.
We're here now, alright.
You misread the map, it's no big deal.
I missed one turn.
And I spent the last hour on a twisting mud road with the sun in my eyes.
Something stinks.
The skunks are very territorial, so...
No, no!
Like, one died in the trunk.
Oh, God!
The steaks are out.
Glen, how come you didn't put any ice the in the chests?
Oh, is that supposed to be done?
Ashley?
That's why you look so familiar!
You are Ashley Davies, aren't you?
With that naive sister...
Can we not go there?
Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing.
Sorry, I always seem to piss people off in the room.
I mean, in this house.
You've been in this house before?
Yeah.
Her grandma freaked when I flirted with birthday girl.
Let me get dinner.
We're back in the game!
I can fix this.
Look, I know I was out of line before.
I was mad at myself.
For not staying ahead of the curve.
Now, I know how to make your fans emotionally attached to your life again.
If you were to disappear, or you were to be kidnapped...
Your mental state is precarious, people will be caught up in the drama.
Are you safe?
Are you hiding?
Are you a victim of foul play?
Well, which one is it?
See, it doesn't matter.
It's all about manipulating perception.
I cant' believe that I trusted you!
Wait until you hear where they find you.
I don't need to know.
I'm gonna have a press conference, and I'm gonna tell everybody the truth.
And that is how people are gonna discover who I am.
See, you do that, and you'll be on your own, little girl.
And I will have nothing to do with you, do you understand?
Jake, I don't need you!
I thought I did for a second, but I don't!
You don't wanna get on my bad side, Kyla.
Madison tried to warn me, and told me that you were a sneeze.
I should've listened to her.
Well, you should listen now.
You go to the press, and you will deeply regret it.
The only thing that I regret is the time that I wasted on you.
I'd be quite likely to sit around a camp fire eating peanut butter and jelly.
We could have grilled the steaks.
Really?
It smelled so bad we couldn't even get near them.
How could you not check to make sure there was ice in the ice chests?
Well, I put the ice in the freezer so it wouldn't melt.
If you'd put the ice in the ice chests, it wouldn't have melted.
Maybe next time we bring hot dogs?
Next time, just do what I ask you to do.
Maybe next time, if there ever is a next time...
Who's up for a little PB&J?
Why not?
I'm not really hungry.
Thanks, though.
You know, for most people, being in the mountains increases their appetite.
I guess I'm not most people, then.
So, what's on the game plan for tomorrow?
Early in and awesome!
Check out these slices that I tied.
Sweet!
It was so nice meeting you, Ashley.
It was so nice meeting you too, Fred!
Give Lily a hug for me.
Bye!
Bye.
Come on.
You kinda liked her.
Not as much as she liked you!
Ash...
Look, she had a crush on you, it's blatant!
I should have had Aiden keep an eye on you while I was in New York.
Well, who kept an eye on you?
Wait, are we fighting?
Come here!
It's okay.
No, it's Kyla.
Oh my God!
She's running a press conference.
Thank you all for coming.
I wanted to set the record straight before too much time had passed.
I was not sick in New York.
That's not the reason why I was lip-synching at the concert.
You see, that's not even really my voice on that track.
I tried to fool everybody.
Including my own sister Ashley, who knew nothing of my deception.
It was all my doing.
I'm responsible for everything.
I'm embarrassed and ashamed.
And I wanted to apologize.
First, to my sister, Ashley.
Who, unlike me, is seriously talented, and my best friend in the whole world and to my father, Raife.
I'm so sorry, dad!
Your music deserves so much more.
Finally, to all of my friends on the web.
And anybody else that I let down.
I hope that you can find a way to forgive me.
Okay, guys, we made it.
Everybody all set?
Alright, lights out.
Wait!
I should go take a pee.
Okay.
Take the flashlight and don't go too far from the tent.
Glen!
Glen!
That is it!
I'm done!
I've had enough!
I don't even know why I'm here.
I hate camping!
I hate fishing!
And I hate stinking tents!
You don't even want me here.
You don't relate to me.
You don't even want me as your son!
Just adopt Aiden!
Glen!
No!
Forget this!
I thought you'd checked out for the night.
I came back.
See it all?
I saw.
And?
I'm so sorry!
I really blew it!
Hey.
How long've you been up?
A while.
Me too.
I didn't sleep so well.
I kept thinking about what you said last night.
Where is this coming from?
You wanna talk about family history?
Walk the Carlin family time-line?
If mom wouldn't never have gotten pregnant with me, you would have been able to finish medical school.
That's not the only reason I dropped out.
No, but it played into it!
I mean, when Clay was alive, he was your go-to guy!
When he died, I started thinking.
Go on.
No, I don't wanna be analyzed.
We're having a conversation.
I mean, you've always been able to talk to me.
I started thinking, at least I'll never be compared to Clay again.
I'll be number one by default.
And now you have Aiden!
Don't blame Aiden.
I don't!
I'm not.
Aiden's my boy.
We're cool.
It's you and I that...
I know.
And it scares me.
Since we've moved to LA, you've dropped out of sports, you've been strung out on painkillers, fired from two jobs, you're not going to school and you're showing no sense of direction.
Tell me something I don't know.
Okay.
There's something you might have forgotten.
Back in Ohio, before you blew out your knee, you were a star athlete.
Watching you play was like poetry.
You volunteered to the Y on weekends.
You weren't getting straight As, but you were pulling down solid Bs.
First one on the field, last one off.
All the other kids looked up to you.
That didn't come from me or your mother.
It had nothing to do with camping.
That's something you made in yourself.
You did it.
Something special.
What happened to that Glen?
I don't know.
I guess he's been in a slump, lately.
You tell him it's time to break out of that slump.
Not for Clay.
Or for me.
But because he's one of the most incredible people I know.
And when he does, tell him his old man will be on the sidelines cheering for him.
Will you do that for me?
It never ends.
What?
Check this out: Kyla's midnight confession.
God, that must be the press conference.
No, it says it's burning new.
I hate how I always lie about him.
Raife Davies was a drugged down, absentee loser of a father who never gave a crap about his kids.
Now, I have to sing a crappy song by him?
Shit, I would choke!
Oh Gosh!
And then, there is Ashley!
I love Ashley!
Not in, like, a gay way or anything.
Because, obviously, we're sisters, you know.
Not that that would really stop her, because she's such a whore!
I'm just kidding, fool!
No, but, seriously, she is kind of, though.
She's got a girlfriend, she's got a boyfriend, she's got friends with benefits...
She even did it with our producer, I swear to God.
I don't know what to say.
You've said enough.