Show: South of Nowhere - 2x13
Hey!
Hey!
Why didn't you answer your phone last night?
You mean, after I left your house totally humiliated?
Yeah, I never meant for that to happen.
It just didn't feel right.
Look, I know you were trying to protect me from myself.
But I'm a big girl and I know when it's right!
Okay, big girl!
So, are we still going to prom?
Yeah!
Sure, why not.
That doesn't sound too humiliating.
Don't be so sure.
You haven't seen my tux, yet!
So, Kyla told me how Aiden asked her to prom.
Pretty romantic!
Aiden will look for any excuse to take off his shirt.
Still, it must be nice!
I can't believe he'd want to go.
The prom sucks!
So, no prom?
No!
I'd much rather watch my mom practise her pole dancing lessons.
Ashley, look!
I think that we should stay here today because it is Ta Chido Tuesday and it's, like, my favourite day of, like, all week.
So, if we could stay, that'd be awesome.
Please.
'Will U go 2 prom w/ me?
' It must be that crazy little freshman that follows you around all the time!
Spencer, you know dances and I don't mix.
Yeah, I know.
But I thought I could change that for you.
Thanks anyways!
Yeah.
Well, we should probably get some paper towels so we can clean up your car.
Hey, can we stop by your locker real quick?
I can't find my history book and just want to borrow yours.
'Will you go 2 the stupid prom with me?
' Ashley!
Yes, I will go to the stupid prom with you!
Do you know what I just realized?
I'm gonna be a grandmother.
It's not funny, grandpa!
Stop that!
As soon as Chelsea has this baby, I might just as well get my hip replaced.
I'm too young for this.
Yeah, I'm sure Clay and Chelsea are thinking the same thing.
Yes.
Hey!
You're way too hot to be a grandma!
Keep saying that.
Way too hot!
Good.
Smoking hot!
It's not the what, it's the how.
As in: how is it being taken care of?
What are we talking about, gentlemen?
Boz's new fan club.
Fhe Northridge boys.
Only he ain't doing much talking.
What, Boz?
Boz is a lover, not a fighter!
I thought that you'd admit it.
Would you set down for a friend with me?
Yeah, you know about Brooklyn.
Hey, those clowns ain't no joke!
You keep messing with them, it's gonna catch up to you.
I promise.
Hey, Madison!
What, no slam?
Ew, smoothies!
What flavour did you get?
Lesbian lemon?
Queer kiwi?
No-boys and berries?
No, your favourite: bipolar Banana Split!
I have to say, Madison, I'm really surprised that the jovial cheer snakes can actually crawl out of their holes without you.
Yeah, well, pretty convenient.
Sherry got rid of me as soon as I'd choregraphed all the competition cheers.
That sucks.
Whatever.
Well, it's been nice chatting.
Move along!
It was nice of you to try to bitch-suffer her out of her depression.
I had to throw her a bone.
We have some history.
Look, did you tell them?
No, not yet.
Baby, you need to tell them!
I know, I know!
Okay?
I know.
This is gonna be okay.
Yes, they're not gonna be happy to hear that first but your parents love you.
It's gonna be okay.
Do you think so?
Yes!
Spencer thought the exact same thing with my mom.
Yeah, and look what happened.
They had to get all Thelma and Louise to straight things up.
Listen, whatever it is that you need, we'll figure it out.
Yeah.
Ask me to prom.
Where did that come from?
I don't know, I just...
I want, like, one more night just for us to be us, you know?
Like, no responsibilities, no worries, just Just us.
Chelsea, will you go to the prom with me?
Are you thinking about it?
No!
Yes, I would love to go to the prom with you.
I was just asking.
I love you.
So, ah...
Listen, I've been hearing things were a little weird with you.
What, can't a girl wear a sweat-shirt without people giving her Prozac?
It's just not you.
Maybe it's the new me.
I don't believe in that.
So, any plans for prom?
I'm still hoping Aiden's gonna ask me.
Madison, I'm pretty sure he's going with Kyla.
Aiden, he doesn't love Kyla.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean he can't stick her in the back of a limo and take her to prom.
Listen.
You don't have a date for prom.
I don't have a date.
So I'll make you a deal: I'll take you to prom if you don't wear flannel.
Fine.
I'll go with you if you don't wear flip-flops!
Okay.
Okay!
We'd better go.
It's gonna rain!
I don't think it's gonna rain anytime soon!
Okay!
You're beginning to psych-freak me out, here!
Hey, watch it!
No, too 80's.
I liked that one!
Oh my Gosh, this one looks so nice!
It blends with your eyes!
I just wish your necklace was...
What?
It's my mom's.
All glam and huge and...
How did that get in there?
I'm sure you had a lot of Barbies growing up, didn't you?
I did.
But as soon as Malibu Barbie started dating Cheer Barbie, I knew something was off.
Mine were all headless or tortured down in the basement somewhere.
Glen's G.I.
Joes were very violent.
I'm so sorry, Spencer!
That's nothing!
You should have seen what he did to my Trolls!
Oh my Gosh, you look like a princess!
No, do not start singing!
My princess...
No!
Chilli in the crock pot!
Corn bread on the stove.
Mosey on over, partners!
Before it gets too cold.
You said "over there", you included Chuck wagon's open!
You're really good at this game.
Yeah, you know it's not blow all stuff up, it's actually learning strategy, how to be a good leader.
I'm a major!
Yeah, a major pain...
Too easy!
Chelsea.
Clay!
My parents!
They told me to get out!
They just said I humiliated them!
Are you serious?
Glen!
I haven't decided, yet.
Well, everything's fine!
I'm just stressed out, you know.
I mean, the year, school stuff, prom, all that...
Waw!
I think I just broke a rib.
Seriously?
It's all looking as big as you are looking hot, little sister!
Really?
Hey!
Oh, really.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm still here.
I know, I know!
But I'll take a lot of pictures!
She's right here.
Wanna talk to her?
Hold on a second.
Hi, Anne!
Yeah, I've heard a lot about you, too.
Oh yeah, we should totally do that sometime.
No, I'm the one who's lucky.
Yeah, I'll look after her.
She's just such a diva!
Okay!
Yeah.
No, I'll tell her.
All right, bye.
Tell her what?
Ah, she found your retainer in the high kitchen drawer.
So, are you gonna stay in LA?
Yes.
Good.
That will make Aiden happy.
Ladies, the chauffeur is here!
Hi!
You look nice!
Ah, here.
Chelsea, what are you doing?
We're gonna be late!
Fine!
I like it!
So you found the stash, huh?
Two, three...
And one for you!
Oh, thanks.
A little too late.
But thanks anyways.
No kilt, dad.
No, no!
It would mean the world to me.
I wore it to my prom!
You too!
Come on!
Say "cheese"!
Be safe!
Listen.
Nothing.
It's perfect!
Everything is gonna be okay.
I have something for you.
What?
I've finally had it engraved.
Oh my Gosh!
Thank you so much!
I love you!
I love you, too!
You guys got your pictures taken, yet?
We could use it for the yearbook with a caption like: Most likely they peak at 16!
Aren't you supposed to be passed out in the backseat of a quarterback's Hummer by now?
Come on!
Yeah, she's back!
And you're not!
Are you okay?
Yeah, I think so.
I try really hard tonight to be okay and have fun.
Well, you look beautiful!
There's something I have to tell you.
I wasn't at a spa, it was more like a hospital.
My parents were worried I might do something to myself.
You know, it's okay to not be okay.
Look, if you're ever in trouble or desperate, I want you to call me, okay?
I care about you.
Especially if you're gonna be desperate and naked!
Honey, I'm never gonna be that desperate again.
You look so beautiful tonight!
Thanks, you look pretty good yourself!
But I was really hoping for the white tux and the camouflaged blazer.
Listen, I got us a room for the after break.
This time, it's really my decision.
I know it's right, okay?
Hey, guys!
My man!
Got any more problems with those guys?
No man, those guys are gone for good.
Thanks for jumping in.
You'd have done the same thing.
The dynamic duo!
My man, you've got some big changes coming.
I'm glad you'll be sticking around instead of heading on to college.
What makes you think you can't go to college and have a family?
Yeah, I have no idea what I'm gonna do anymore.
My plans are all off the grass, you know.
Maybe you can do what I did and get a new plan!
What, wear a dress and take your crazy ex to prom?
Great plan!
No.
I'm joining the army!
After summer, I'm going to boot camp.
What?
I mean, this is great!
I've finally found a way I can pay for college.
Yeah, if you're still alive!
Did the recruiter sell you that?
No!
Guys, calm down here, okay?
Don't you get it?
I'm finally doing something important.
Not just for me.
Maybe you can use that going off to war thing to get with the hens.
Maybe.
Hurry up!
Other girls wanna purge, too.
Wash your hands!
Why?
You're the one here with Glen.
Guys!
Not tonight, please!
It's nice to see that you're still a bitch, though.
Whatever.
But I gotta say it was kinda nice not having to worry about the way I look for a while.
You know what I mean.
Hey!
No.
Look, thanks for coming with my brother.
Yeah, he's fun.
But it must be nice being here with someone you love.
Yeah, it is!
We took a ton of grief from a lot of people.
Like you.
Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that.
Thanks?
Me too.
Okay, let's go before the Hell Mouth opens!
I am having a great night!
Are you sure you wanna go back to the hotel?
I hear the Carlins seem to have a party going on!
What?
Okay, I'm here for the whole night, baby!
So, Mad, you just wanna stay here, and I'm gonna go find Spencer and Clay.
We're leaving, Then we'll head to the hotel and solve this whole mystery of what a guy really wears under his kilt.
You just kissed me!
That's in case you die of a seizure in northern Sudan.
Well, in that case, can I give you more than a kiss?
Okay!
Give me one second.
I will be right back!
Where's Kyla going?
To the bathroom.
We're gonna get out of here soon.
No, not until I get a dance!
Ready?
This way!
Hey.
Hey!
So, I'll see you at the hotel, right?
Okay!
Hey, Glen.
Thanks for being so cool, lately.
Don't get used to it.
It's the last song.
Why aren't you dancing with Ashley?
That's a very good question!
Well, go get her, tiger!
So, tonight's the night.
You and Kyla?
You bought a room?
No, she did!
You always liked hotel rooms...
Don't do that.
What?
Just stop it!
Do you know how hard it is to not...
To what?
To not be with you.
I can't do this with Kyla!
Yes, you can!
We love each other, Aiden.
Just not in that way.
I do!
I will walk away from this, from you, if you can honestly tell me that you don't love me.
That you're not in love with me.
Miss Davies, may I please have this last dance?
That is, if Aiden will let you.
Wait, what's...
What's wrong?
Spencer, I'm sorry.
I know you told me to back off.
You did what?
You had no right to do that!
Did you know that I love you?
So, it seems like tonight made you feel a little better?
Yeah, it did.
But the night isn't over!
Well, I'm glad we came together!
Me too.
Could you slow down?
What?
Do at least talk to me, please!
Spencer, I'm sorry, okay?
If I could be with Kyla, I would.
But I just can't!
You already had your chance with Ashley!
It doesn't work that way, all right?
You can't just cut off who you love.
You love?
Oh, please, don't do this!
No.
You just stop it, both of you!
I decide of who I love!
Then just decide!
Gun!
Boz, get down!
Aiden!
Hey!
Why didn't you answer your phone last night?
You mean, after I left your house totally humiliated?
Yeah, I never meant for that to happen.
It just didn't feel right.
Look, I know you were trying to protect me from myself.
But I'm a big girl and I know when it's right!
Okay, big girl!
So, are we still going to prom?
Yeah!
Sure, why not.
That doesn't sound too humiliating.
Don't be so sure.
You haven't seen my tux, yet!
So, Kyla told me how Aiden asked her to prom.
Pretty romantic!
Aiden will look for any excuse to take off his shirt.
Still, it must be nice!
I can't believe he'd want to go.
The prom sucks!
So, no prom?
No!
I'd much rather watch my mom practise her pole dancing lessons.
Ashley, look!
I think that we should stay here today because it is Ta Chido Tuesday and it's, like, my favourite day of, like, all week.
So, if we could stay, that'd be awesome.
Please.
'Will U go 2 prom w/ me?
' It must be that crazy little freshman that follows you around all the time!
Spencer, you know dances and I don't mix.
Yeah, I know.
But I thought I could change that for you.
Thanks anyways!
Yeah.
Well, we should probably get some paper towels so we can clean up your car.
Hey, can we stop by your locker real quick?
I can't find my history book and just want to borrow yours.
'Will you go 2 the stupid prom with me?
' Ashley!
Yes, I will go to the stupid prom with you!
Do you know what I just realized?
I'm gonna be a grandmother.
It's not funny, grandpa!
Stop that!
As soon as Chelsea has this baby, I might just as well get my hip replaced.
I'm too young for this.
Yeah, I'm sure Clay and Chelsea are thinking the same thing.
Yes.
Hey!
You're way too hot to be a grandma!
Keep saying that.
Way too hot!
Good.
Smoking hot!
It's not the what, it's the how.
As in: how is it being taken care of?
What are we talking about, gentlemen?
Boz's new fan club.
Fhe Northridge boys.
Only he ain't doing much talking.
What, Boz?
Boz is a lover, not a fighter!
I thought that you'd admit it.
Would you set down for a friend with me?
Yeah, you know about Brooklyn.
Hey, those clowns ain't no joke!
You keep messing with them, it's gonna catch up to you.
I promise.
Hey, Madison!
What, no slam?
Ew, smoothies!
What flavour did you get?
Lesbian lemon?
Queer kiwi?
No-boys and berries?
No, your favourite: bipolar Banana Split!
I have to say, Madison, I'm really surprised that the jovial cheer snakes can actually crawl out of their holes without you.
Yeah, well, pretty convenient.
Sherry got rid of me as soon as I'd choregraphed all the competition cheers.
That sucks.
Whatever.
Well, it's been nice chatting.
Move along!
It was nice of you to try to bitch-suffer her out of her depression.
I had to throw her a bone.
We have some history.
Look, did you tell them?
No, not yet.
Baby, you need to tell them!
I know, I know!
Okay?
I know.
This is gonna be okay.
Yes, they're not gonna be happy to hear that first but your parents love you.
It's gonna be okay.
Do you think so?
Yes!
Spencer thought the exact same thing with my mom.
Yeah, and look what happened.
They had to get all Thelma and Louise to straight things up.
Listen, whatever it is that you need, we'll figure it out.
Yeah.
Ask me to prom.
Where did that come from?
I don't know, I just...
I want, like, one more night just for us to be us, you know?
Like, no responsibilities, no worries, just Just us.
Chelsea, will you go to the prom with me?
Are you thinking about it?
No!
Yes, I would love to go to the prom with you.
I was just asking.
I love you.
So, ah...
Listen, I've been hearing things were a little weird with you.
What, can't a girl wear a sweat-shirt without people giving her Prozac?
It's just not you.
Maybe it's the new me.
I don't believe in that.
So, any plans for prom?
I'm still hoping Aiden's gonna ask me.
Madison, I'm pretty sure he's going with Kyla.
Aiden, he doesn't love Kyla.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean he can't stick her in the back of a limo and take her to prom.
Listen.
You don't have a date for prom.
I don't have a date.
So I'll make you a deal: I'll take you to prom if you don't wear flannel.
Fine.
I'll go with you if you don't wear flip-flops!
Okay.
Okay!
We'd better go.
It's gonna rain!
I don't think it's gonna rain anytime soon!
Okay!
You're beginning to psych-freak me out, here!
Hey, watch it!
No, too 80's.
I liked that one!
Oh my Gosh, this one looks so nice!
It blends with your eyes!
I just wish your necklace was...
What?
It's my mom's.
All glam and huge and...
How did that get in there?
I'm sure you had a lot of Barbies growing up, didn't you?
I did.
But as soon as Malibu Barbie started dating Cheer Barbie, I knew something was off.
Mine were all headless or tortured down in the basement somewhere.
Glen's G.I.
Joes were very violent.
I'm so sorry, Spencer!
That's nothing!
You should have seen what he did to my Trolls!
Oh my Gosh, you look like a princess!
No, do not start singing!
My princess...
No!
Chilli in the crock pot!
Corn bread on the stove.
Mosey on over, partners!
Before it gets too cold.
You said "over there", you included Chuck wagon's open!
You're really good at this game.
Yeah, you know it's not blow all stuff up, it's actually learning strategy, how to be a good leader.
I'm a major!
Yeah, a major pain...
Too easy!
Chelsea.
Clay!
My parents!
They told me to get out!
They just said I humiliated them!
Are you serious?
Glen!
I haven't decided, yet.
Well, everything's fine!
I'm just stressed out, you know.
I mean, the year, school stuff, prom, all that...
Waw!
I think I just broke a rib.
Seriously?
It's all looking as big as you are looking hot, little sister!
Really?
Hey!
Oh, really.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm still here.
I know, I know!
But I'll take a lot of pictures!
She's right here.
Wanna talk to her?
Hold on a second.
Hi, Anne!
Yeah, I've heard a lot about you, too.
Oh yeah, we should totally do that sometime.
No, I'm the one who's lucky.
Yeah, I'll look after her.
She's just such a diva!
Okay!
Yeah.
No, I'll tell her.
All right, bye.
Tell her what?
Ah, she found your retainer in the high kitchen drawer.
So, are you gonna stay in LA?
Yes.
Good.
That will make Aiden happy.
Ladies, the chauffeur is here!
Hi!
You look nice!
Ah, here.
Chelsea, what are you doing?
We're gonna be late!
Fine!
I like it!
So you found the stash, huh?
Two, three...
And one for you!
Oh, thanks.
A little too late.
But thanks anyways.
No kilt, dad.
No, no!
It would mean the world to me.
I wore it to my prom!
You too!
Come on!
Say "cheese"!
Be safe!
Listen.
Nothing.
It's perfect!
Everything is gonna be okay.
I have something for you.
What?
I've finally had it engraved.
Oh my Gosh!
Thank you so much!
I love you!
I love you, too!
You guys got your pictures taken, yet?
We could use it for the yearbook with a caption like: Most likely they peak at 16!
Aren't you supposed to be passed out in the backseat of a quarterback's Hummer by now?
Come on!
Yeah, she's back!
And you're not!
Are you okay?
Yeah, I think so.
I try really hard tonight to be okay and have fun.
Well, you look beautiful!
There's something I have to tell you.
I wasn't at a spa, it was more like a hospital.
My parents were worried I might do something to myself.
You know, it's okay to not be okay.
Look, if you're ever in trouble or desperate, I want you to call me, okay?
I care about you.
Especially if you're gonna be desperate and naked!
Honey, I'm never gonna be that desperate again.
You look so beautiful tonight!
Thanks, you look pretty good yourself!
But I was really hoping for the white tux and the camouflaged blazer.
Listen, I got us a room for the after break.
This time, it's really my decision.
I know it's right, okay?
Hey, guys!
My man!
Got any more problems with those guys?
No man, those guys are gone for good.
Thanks for jumping in.
You'd have done the same thing.
The dynamic duo!
My man, you've got some big changes coming.
I'm glad you'll be sticking around instead of heading on to college.
What makes you think you can't go to college and have a family?
Yeah, I have no idea what I'm gonna do anymore.
My plans are all off the grass, you know.
Maybe you can do what I did and get a new plan!
What, wear a dress and take your crazy ex to prom?
Great plan!
No.
I'm joining the army!
After summer, I'm going to boot camp.
What?
I mean, this is great!
I've finally found a way I can pay for college.
Yeah, if you're still alive!
Did the recruiter sell you that?
No!
Guys, calm down here, okay?
Don't you get it?
I'm finally doing something important.
Not just for me.
Maybe you can use that going off to war thing to get with the hens.
Maybe.
Hurry up!
Other girls wanna purge, too.
Wash your hands!
Why?
You're the one here with Glen.
Guys!
Not tonight, please!
It's nice to see that you're still a bitch, though.
Whatever.
But I gotta say it was kinda nice not having to worry about the way I look for a while.
You know what I mean.
Hey!
No.
Look, thanks for coming with my brother.
Yeah, he's fun.
But it must be nice being here with someone you love.
Yeah, it is!
We took a ton of grief from a lot of people.
Like you.
Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that.
Thanks?
Me too.
Okay, let's go before the Hell Mouth opens!
I am having a great night!
Are you sure you wanna go back to the hotel?
I hear the Carlins seem to have a party going on!
What?
Okay, I'm here for the whole night, baby!
So, Mad, you just wanna stay here, and I'm gonna go find Spencer and Clay.
We're leaving, Then we'll head to the hotel and solve this whole mystery of what a guy really wears under his kilt.
You just kissed me!
That's in case you die of a seizure in northern Sudan.
Well, in that case, can I give you more than a kiss?
Okay!
Give me one second.
I will be right back!
Where's Kyla going?
To the bathroom.
We're gonna get out of here soon.
No, not until I get a dance!
Ready?
This way!
Hey.
Hey!
So, I'll see you at the hotel, right?
Okay!
Hey, Glen.
Thanks for being so cool, lately.
Don't get used to it.
It's the last song.
Why aren't you dancing with Ashley?
That's a very good question!
Well, go get her, tiger!
So, tonight's the night.
You and Kyla?
You bought a room?
No, she did!
You always liked hotel rooms...
Don't do that.
What?
Just stop it!
Do you know how hard it is to not...
To what?
To not be with you.
I can't do this with Kyla!
Yes, you can!
We love each other, Aiden.
Just not in that way.
I do!
I will walk away from this, from you, if you can honestly tell me that you don't love me.
That you're not in love with me.
Miss Davies, may I please have this last dance?
That is, if Aiden will let you.
Wait, what's...
What's wrong?
Spencer, I'm sorry.
I know you told me to back off.
You did what?
You had no right to do that!
Did you know that I love you?
So, it seems like tonight made you feel a little better?
Yeah, it did.
But the night isn't over!
Well, I'm glad we came together!
Me too.
Could you slow down?
What?
Do at least talk to me, please!
Spencer, I'm sorry, okay?
If I could be with Kyla, I would.
But I just can't!
You already had your chance with Ashley!
It doesn't work that way, all right?
You can't just cut off who you love.
You love?
Oh, please, don't do this!
No.
You just stop it, both of you!
I decide of who I love!
Then just decide!
Gun!
Boz, get down!
Aiden!