Show: Will & Grace - 5x8
You know, I think fall is finally here I just saw the first drunk of the season turn yellow and tumble gently to the ground I tripped, okay?
What is with a picnic in November anyway?
I'm freezing my perfect peach off Oh, yeah This is it This is perfect Right here And, Jack, take off that hat It makes you look like a woman Oh, it wasn't the hat Why are we doing this?
Come on It's sunny It's New Yorky I read this thing in "O," the Oprah magazine on tapas picnics and I've been dying to try one Oprah can be a lot of fun And there's no one I'd rather have watching my back in a bar fight Hey, guys Sorry we're late We grabbed a couple hot dogs I told you I was making tapas I know Hey, guys Oh...Leo I don't know if we have enough food for five people That's okay Grace just ate enough hot dogs for five people Honey, you got a lump under that arm You might wanna have that looked at Come on It's November in the park I thought we'd, you know toss around a football Um, look, Leo I know you're new here And, um we don't want you to think we're really cliquey and don't let anyone in our little group But, um well...
we're really cliquey We don't want anyone in our little group,so...
[WILL AND KAREN NOD.] So, if you wanna break into the fag four this symbol of gay oppression has to go Come on, Jackie Get rid of it Who knew I could do that?
Ladies and gentlemen Prepare yourselves for the finest feast this side of Barcelona My gift to you Enjoy It's a boomerang It went around the world My platanas bravas ruined splattered all over this cashmere throw and look at these broken ramekins You're a trip, Will Oh, sweetie It's probably going to take a while to clean up We're gonna go make out Holy cripes Am I outside?
Oh, how sweet Look at that cute duck Oh, that's not a duck It's a rat Why is that little girl feeding it popcorn?
Not our business Keep walking Come on, lets go!
Aw, that poor bride So hard to find a bathroom in the park May I have your attention, please?
Can we get all the brides and grooms?
Quickly people Hey, kid, can you tell us what's going on here?
Did you just call me kid?
You're Katie Couric I love you!
Well, thank you I'm sure if we spent more time together I'd love you too So, uh, what is going on here?
Talking with Katie We're just having this mass wedding Some stupid stunt for sweeps Oh, if you're here where in the world is Matt Lauer?
Laughin' with Katie Yeah, I asked myself the same damn question when they told me I had to work on a Sunday as if being cute and perky five days a week isn't enough hard enough I hear that Hey, you two look happy Would you like to get married today?
Sure.
Yeah, why not?
What do you say?
Yeah, why not?
We'll help the ratings Would you excuse us, Katie Couric?
What are you doing?
I'm serious We met in the park Let's get married in the park But this is just-- I mean, we're talking about-- We've only known each other like, two months Grace Come on, you know we're gonna do it eventually You know what?
I'm doing this all wrong Grace Adler I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you So here, today right now, in front of God...
and Katie Couric I'm asking you...
Will you marry me?
Yes Yes, I will Let's do it This is just a temporary ring, right?
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Hey, what happened to Grace and that foreign fellow she's been hangin' around with?
Maybe they went to the Guggenheim That's a real place, right?
What happened to you guys?
Are you gonna tell them or shall I?
Well, if you don't mind I kinda want to Okay Go ahead Okay We met Katie Couric!
No, no That's not the news We got married!
What?
Just now, in the park What?
There was this mass wedding What?!
Leo made me a ring out of a dandelion He asked I said yes I threw a pretzel bouquet A duck caught it It was all just so romantic And we're married Oh, my god, Grace!
Well, well, well Look who penetrated the inner circle And then he stuck around and married her Don't get too comfy You may have Penelope Cruzedyour way in, but, uhm...
you can just as easily be Mimi Rogered out Huh?
Hey What do you think?
Wow What a surprise That's crazy Just spring it on us like that That's--that's great Leo, great Thanks And, Grace...
best of luck "Best of luck"?
Well, thanks for coming to my bat mitzvah, Uncle Hachem Have a safe drive to back to Syosset I don't know what half those words meant Um, what's going on?
What?
Nothing I'm happy for you You know, it's the biggest moment of your life Why would you include me?
I-I don't matter I'm nothing Best of luck Oh, Will...
that is so...
freakin' lame!
/ Ow!
You listen to me, Will Truman I know that this is sudden and not the way we thought it was gonna be but you are my best friend and you will be thrilled for me Would you-- You're hurting me!
It's about me!
I'm the bride!
I'm the bride!
Whoa, whoa Take it easy.
Whoa, hey I'm the bride!
You hear me?!
Take it easy Don't break him I still need him for the 20% of you I can't handle Hey, uh, help me out, guys Come on, Grace You're married!
Let's celebrate by throwing away most of your clothes I don't need to throw away my clothes Yeah, come on What about the whorey-lookin' stuff you use to pick up guys?
Let's go Will, are you okay, man?
I'm fine I just wish if Grace was going to finish the Hershey syrup that she wouldn't put the empty can back in the refrigerator!
I'm the bride!
Look, uh-- Will, I know you feel left out Would it help to know that right before we got married Grace said "I really wish Will were here?"
And I said, "Me too?"
Really?
I just asked, would it help?
Cutting the tension with cruelty How thoughtful of you I'm sorry I know you and Grace have been friends forever And I just come and whisk her away like that It's gotta hurt It does Look, I know that I-I-I put outthis tough-guy image I know people think of me as all hard and strong and macho-y Look at this flower arrangement it's atrocious The truth is, it does hurt I'm never going to have a wedding of my own and I-- being a part of Grace's was important to me What are you talking about?
You--you can have a wedding Oh, please!
Gay weddings?
Some witchy lesbian waves a stick over you on a beach somewhere While a drag queen sings "Evergreen."
I'm talking about a traditional wedding Grace and I used to stay up nights talking about what hers would be like I didn't have a hell of a lot going on at the time I-I--I'd have this beautiful tux big through here and small through here She'd have a gorgeous gown Small through here and big through here At the reception I-I'd make a great toast And everybody would laugh at the right places and cry in the right places And then we'd do this great dance that we'd tell everybody we hadn't worked on but secretly we had We can still do all that I-I didn't know you were-- I mean it may not be the first dance but it could be the second Are you talking about a wedding reception?
'Cause I'd really be into that You guys would do that for me?
No, not just-- Yeah Just for you all for you I am going to be so beautiful Jack, Jack Hey It's almost time for my toast so give me a really good introduction, okay?
Okay, I got it It should not include the words "bald," "fat," or "impotent."
Okay, give me five minutes Fire!
Fire!
Give it to me Change it up Fire!
/ Give it to me Change it up Give it to me Change it up This all happened so fast I don't even know from Leo I'm not sure I approve He's a Jewish doctor Ooh, I love him!
Don't cock it up Congratulations, Leo We're so happy for you guys Hey, thanks We're just a bunch of old married folks now Well, you are Our marriage isn't recognized by the State of New York Mazel tov Het, honey You wanna dance?
Well, let's see about that, Rob I'm carrying a boulder on my groin and my feet have swollen twice their natural size Yeah.
Let's cut a rug, honey Rosie, how come we've never gotten together?
Lady, quit trying to unhook my bra Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me!
Hi Now it's time to toast the lovely couple And who better to start things off than the most important person in Grace's life Her friend, her confidant And it pains me to admit this but the most gorgeous man I know Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage me!
Grace Leo What can I say about you two beautiful kids?
Except...
Acting is a craft which has been around for literally many, many years And I should know I'm Jack McFarland creator of the McFarland Method which has helped countless aspiring actors, actresses and act-transgender individuals...
There's some very interesting people here Just wait, mom Now let's hear from another very important person in Grace's life One who has been there for her through sick and sin A great man ladies and gentlemen...
Karen Walker Thank you Grace, Leon This is truly a wonderful evening See, folks Some people do buy the cow How 'bout that?
Thanks Well, I am so, so happy for you both Thank you, everyone Man, there are a lot of Jews here Thank you Well, I guess that's everyone So thank you for coming Enjoy your m-- Hi I remember the first time I met Grace It was freshman year at Columbia And I was pretty much like any other college guy I lived in the dorm with the bare essentials...
futon, stereo, cast iron enamel fondue pot Anyway, one night I was making up a batch for myself and my roommate Rob I am not gay, everyone!
Do you hear that?
I love the ladies I'm a breast man So, um, the chocolate was just coming to a gentle boil when this creature appeared at my door...
sniffing I looked at her She looked at the chocolate and the two of them have been together ever since No, no, no I joke a lot about Grace, but...
well, truth is I couldn't be happier for her today Leo...
I was the first man to ask her to marry me And I know you're going to be the last To you guys Larry, you should get up and say something They spoke at our wedding That was a gay wedding It didn't really count That joke isn't funny anymore It is to me Hi This reminds me of something my grandfather once said "Where's that Jamaican woman who feeds me?"
I'm not very good at this But someone who was, was Lord Byron so I stole this from him "The light of love the purity...of grace" "The mind, the music breathing from her face" "the heart whose softness harmonized the whole" "That eye was in itself a soul."
To my wife Thank you You know, I'm feeling so many things right now it's hard to put them into words So I thought I would express myself in a different way Please don't let this feeling end it might not come again and I want to remember-- Salads are out!
What?
Oh, I don't-- I don't see salad Oh, they're coming Right, everybody?
I'll have one of those Thank you What was that?
I was just taking a mini quiche I know what you were doing!
You were checking out that hussy yeah Let me tell you something, boy Now that you're married the only mini quiches you should be paying attention to are Grace's You're a little bit scary, aren't you?
Listen to me, mister If I hear that you have hurt my Gracie in any way I will hurt you, yeah I have people I'm not gonna say who But I do Hello Leo!
Time to cut the cake Okay, everyone!
Come on up Okay, you are the doctor I will follow your lead Okay, I'm not a doctor I just said that so you'd marry me Well, he's kidding He better be You want some-- Oh, you wa-- No, no, no, that's fine Where are you kids going on your honeymoon?
We haven't really talked about it yet You should take her to your cabin You have a cabin?
Yeah, I go there to fish You fish?
Mm-hmm I learned in Africa You were in Africa?
Yeah, when I was with Doctors Without Borders You were with Doctors Without Borders?
Have you two met?
So, Grace, are you going to keep your last name?
Um, I haven't really thought about it How many grandkids can I count on?
I don't know...
Five Two Four Three Oh, we haven't talked about it yet / Yeah Yikes, that's the first thing I'd talk about Well, didn't you cover any of this in your premarital counseling?
We didn't have any premarital counseling Well, that's one way to go Hey, hey Let's give the newlyweds a break here I'm sure they know all the important stuff Like favorite song Favorite movie Birthdays?
No?
Doesn't matter Don't worry, Grace Marvin will fill you in on all that stuff That's right, Eleanor Who's Marvin?
That'd be me Your name is Marvin?
Yeah, yeah People always call me "Leo"...
'cause my name's Marvin You just married a guy, and you don't even know his name?
Silly It's okay, honey He's been calling you "Grace" this whole time I don't know your name?
Come on, my first wife didn't have a problem with that.
Huh?
You were married before?!
Okay, wrong time to try that joke Are you okay, baby?
Um, no, I'm-- Excuse me Excuse me I knew she'd cock it up Where are you going?
You're blowin' this way out of proportion You're like a stranger to me...
Marvin I might as well have married my Israeli pen pal from when I was 15 who sent me love letters on Hello Kitty stationary Actually over there it'd be Shalom Kitty Please don't joke right now That was weird up there I don't even know when your birthday is Okay, you wanna know some stuff about me?
Here you go I believe when I hold my breath the guy on TV's going to make the basket I'm in a Doors cover band consisting entirely of surgeons called "The Operating Room Doors."
And my deepest, darkest secret is that I don't like any food with raisins in it but I do like raisins See, we already have a problem I love raisins In everything!
I even went to see A Raisin in the Sun because I thought there'd be raisins in it Grace, we have a whole lifetime to get to know each other, baby I don't know I don't know I just wish that there was some way that we could be sure we were doing the right thing you know.
Just...
a sign, something Katie?
Hi!
Crap.
Hi!
Thanks for watching!
Do you have your own pens?
No, no, no It's Grace and Leo Remember, from the other day in the park We got married because of you Actually I got a colonoscopy because of you too Not on the same day, though And not in the park Eee, the wedding Sorry about that What?
What do you mean?
No one called you?
Ooh, awkward We're scrapping the whole wedding segment because the judge performing the ceremony wasn't licensed in New York So all those marriages are invalid Oops!
Last time I use Tom Brokaw's nephew as my fact checker I guess I wanted a sign and I think I got it We're not married Hey, Grace Grace!
Hey, hey, hey But we'll go to city hall tomorrow We'll do it all over again I don't know that I can Why?
Why not?
What's changed?
Everything has changed I mean, the first time I said yes it was impulsive and romantic and to a guy named Leo And now-- We know nothing about each other I knew everything I needed to know about you the first time I held your hand Grace, we're already married The rest is paperwork How can you be so sure?
Because when it's right, you just know You remember Tuesday?
We woke up I said, "Morning, wife."
You said, "Hello, husband."
Remember that?
Remember how great that was?
I want every day to be Tuesday Every day can't be Tuesday Today's Saturday so it can't be Tuesday Monday can't be Tuesday Tuesday can't-- Well, Tuesday can but Wednesday definitely can't be Tues-- / Listen, listen, listen Just come up with me And I promise you everything is going to be fine Please I can't I need time I'm sorry That was wild, wasn't it, Jackie?
The way Grace just kind of spooked and ran off Kind of like Rosie whenever I fire my gun in her room just as she's falling asleep Yeah, she's really upset I've never seen Grace actually run from a cake / No Um, hi, everyone I-I have a little bit of an announcement to make Grace and I ran into Katie Couric in the lobby-- Oh!
And she said that we weren't really married Aw!
Turns out the judge that married us wasn't really legit, so...
Anyway, we have this place till midnight so stick around, you know There's cake, there's booze there's dancing Well, have fun Leo, hey I...
I'm sorry You okay?
I'm about as good as Bill Buckner of the '86 Red Sox Ooh, ouch I'm sorry Do you even know what that means?
No, but anybody that's got 43 pairs of red socks obviously had issues Where's Grace?
She took off She--she was pretty freaked out Can I borrow your phone, man?
I think I need to call her Uh, Leo, I think you might wanna give her some time right now I know Grace She's not like you She's not impulsive She once bought Impulse perfume and then returned it That's why this whole getting married in the park thing all seemed so weird to me Yeah, well, I guess I should send everyone home Hi, it's me again Listen, you're not going to like what you're about to hear Please don't let this feeling end it not might come again and I want to remember To be fair, he did say we wouldn't like what we were about to hear I thought you needed time to think / I did And I realized I want today to be Tuesday It's Tuesday?
How long have I been out?
Okay So our first wedding didn't take But we're havin' another one!
And a real one this time Now as for all these, ah these lovely presents I-I don't really know the protocol Let's just call them engagement gifts Bring another one at the wedding Hi, welcome to the wedding Don't forget to sign the guest book Okay, who wrote "If it doesn't work out, call me."
That's tacky Don't forget to sign the guest book Oh, perfect I've been looking for this That's a little inappropriate!
Oh, please!
This is inappropriate?
How about inviting people to watch a man and woman get married?
Look how good it makes my shoulders look Well, Will Congratulations I think you've done a fantastic job at planning this wedding I take my pants off to you You've gotta be kidding me The photographer's late Four people who RSVP'd "no" just arrived with dates And the cake shows up with two grooms on it Is the whole city gay?
Not yet But if all goes as planned come Monday morning...
And look at these boutonnieres Dead They're fine They're dead, my friend They just made contact with John Edward Hey, hey, hey!
Sign that guest book!
Lady, you're a wreck!
But it's understandable Today's a big day for you You're not just losing a best friend you're also losing a hag She's not my hag, okay?
She's the most important person in my life who used to be in love with me and who for the last 15 years has never left my side She's been a hell of a hag Hey, Will Hey Hey Are you okay?
Sure, why wouldn't I be?
'Cause you're losing your girl You're single again Boy, I miss those days...
That can be arranged!
I'm joking!
I was joking But if you know anyone Knock, knock!
Oh, I'm here to see the daughter of the mother of the bride Come on in, mom for one minute Now, Grace, I don't want you to freak out but the biggest day of your life is ruined What?
Your father's back went out And he can't move How is he going to walk me down the aisle?
Dear, I don't know But we'll just put a pastrami sandwich and a TV Guide under the chuppah He'll find his way Honey Have Will walk you down the aisle Yeah, it'll be perfect Out with the 'mo in with the Jew!
Will'll love that He looks so beautiful in his tux He's not gonna be the most beautiful one there, is he?
Oh, honey, come on!
Don't be silly That's crazy talk I'll be there Come on Hello?!
Oh, Grace You look so beautiful Would you mind if I gave you a little advice my mother gave me?
Oh, Eleanor, that would mean so much to me Right before the ceremony make sure you pee Because I didn't, and I ended up saying all my vows doing that pee-pee dance Thank you...
mom I guess now I can call you "mom."
Or Eleanor Gracela Now that we have a moment alone together there's something that I wanted to say to you You know I've always been a little shy when it comes to discussing S-E-X Otherwise known as F-U-- Know what you're talking about Karen, I've had sex before Oh, honey, come on You don't have to pretend anymore It's me you're talking to Carol Karen Oh, pretty Listen, all I'm saying is it's okay to be scared It's gonna hurt...
Bad Okay I'll file that away with your earlier advice on how to lure lesbians to your yacht with Bain du Soleil and a flashlight What is all this?
Well, I guess honey, it's your wedding And, I mean...
I wanted to be here for you to contribute something meaningful you know To be a part of the day Karen You are part of the day You're my friend Oh, honey Really?
Oh, look at me I'm crying No, you're not Ladies, I said no poems There he is- Hey Hey, buddy, how you holdin' up?
You need a handshake?
I'm fine I'm fine Ellen, you make a beautiful bridesmaid Aw Eight months pregnant-- Look at the dress she picks for me I hate that skinny bitch Maybe you oughta skip the guest book Are you going to be okay tonight, Will?
Julius, yes, I'll be fine How 'bout tomorrow night?
Sign the book Hey, Will Hey Listen, man I know this is gotta be pretty hard on you It's not hard on me Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to really do my best to make Grace as happy as you have Well, plus sex What's the matter with everybody?
I'm fine Will?
I'm fine!
Grace needs you in the dressing room Oh, all right Aw...
What?
Come here, chica!
Hey You're not wearing that, are you?
Well, it's white Yeah, that's what I mean I didn't think I was going to be so nervous But I am I'm doing the right thing, right?
Well-- What?!
Nothing No, I just-- I'm just saying-- As a friend, I want you to know that if you were thinking of calling it off don't worry about the people out there Don't worry about all those gifts You do what your heart tells you is right Are you freaking kidding me with this?! "
If," I said "if."
The question was rhetorical That means you're supposed to say "yes."
That's not what "rhetorical" means Are we talking about what "rhetorical" means or about how you're freaking me out right now?
Am I supposed to answer that or is that rhetorical too?
Okay, I don't have time for this, Will I have to get into my dress / I-- Who says that? "
Don't worry about the people don't worry about all the gifts."
Who does that?
An ass, that's who!
It's a screen not a soundproof booth Oh, isn't that sweet?
Will's doin' her one last time before he hands her off to Leo I just hope before I get married he'll do the same for me Ditto Hey, Kar Can I kiss you?
Why?
Just 'cause Okay All I'm trying to say-- Ah!
I just-- No!
Look at it from my point-- Don't!
Let me tell you something, mister This wedding is going to happen You better get on board because you've gotta walk me down the aisle What?
My dad threw his back out He's bent over like he's trying to pick up a quarter which is probably how he threw out his back to begin with So I need you to walk me down the aisle I can't do that I'm running this show I-I got a million things to attend to G-G-G-Get Jack to do it I'm not having Jack walk me down the aisle He'll meet someone halfway down and ditch me!
Well, then-- then get Karen to do it Karen?
When was the last time she could walk a straight line?
Besides, I don't want them I want you!
Well, I--I can't do it All right?
What do you mean, you can't do it?
I need someone to give me away You're my best friend I want it to be you It should be you I don't wanna You don't "wanna"?
Why not?
Will?
Look, Grace I'll do a lot of things for you I-I'll plan your wedding I'll pick the florist I'll--I'll even let you have input on your dress But to actually be the one that--that...
that hands you off to another guy...
that I can't do Groom coming in I'm not looking Just wanted to make sure everything was okay in here People are starting to place bets Apparently, you've walked out on one of these before I didn't know about that but that's cool Look, Leo-- Oh, God No No, we're getting married Just--the thing is Will and I need to take a little walk So could you just stall them, just a little bit?
Sure, sure, yeah Just as long as you remember that you and I have to take a little walk as well I'm a little bit nervous about that track record of yours You're gone, aren't you?
Okay, I guess this would be as good a time as any to tell you about that stripper at my bachelor party Grace, what are we doing up here?
This is ridiculous There is no way you're gonna talk me into this Stop Now let me talk, okay?
You know the story you always tell of when we first met?
The one that you told at the reception?
The fondue story?
I love how you tell it It's a wonderful story Well, I am a natural storyteller Yeah Too bad it's crap What?
That was the second time we met The first time was right here on this roof at Nancy Jacob's party Nancy Ja-- No, no That was across from a juice bar Paradise Juice Right over there where that parking lot is Oh, typical They pave Paradise, and they put up a parking lot You were here?
Yup I thought you were the cutest guy I had ever seen So I came up to you and I asked for a drink And you were so sweet the way you held that funnel for me And then I stumbled back to Nancy and I said "That's the man I'm going to spend the rest of my life with."
Well...
we say things when we're young I said Human League would be bigger than the Beatles Will, I may be getting married today but when I said I was going to spend the rest of my life with you I wasn't wrong Well, except-- No I wasn't wrong Now let's jump What?
Let's keep going, Thelma You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you...
I picked you out and shook you up and turned you around turned you into someone new...
Don't tell Leo I had the first dance Anybody lose one of these?
Hey, a little traveling music, please Honey, look at him After all these years, Will and Grace are finally getting married Am I crying yet?
Still no Now?
Nu-uh How about now?
No Stick a pin in my arm- I am Here we go This may be a bad time to tell you this, but...
I'm straight Don't make me laugh I'm being photographed Take good care of her Okay?
I will Hello, everybody Today we're here to celebrate the marriage of Grace Adler and Marvin Markus Leo Whoo!
What a great party Can't remember the last time I stayed up all night Oh, wait, Thursday Let me see that ring again Man, it must've cost you an arm and a leg Or one of your patients an arm and a leg Not really, I pulled the ring off that arm Oh, I love diamonds Oh, my god, Karen You're crying Look at the size of this thing I don't want to exaggerate but I bet you could see this puppy from space Holy cripes!
Am I outside again?
Good night!
Good night, thank you!
Whoa!
Thank you Good show!
Good show Bye See you tomorrow Bye Good night What?
Guy, guys NBC wants us to fill the whole 90 minutes Why?
To celebrate the hundredth episode So what?
Then we got to kill 20 minutes?
What are we gonna do?
Well, I can sing?
Oh!
Oh, oh, we can look at some clips and out takes Excellent!
That's an idea!
No, no, no.
Really,I think there's a...
Isn't there a piano here?
Let's role the clips!
Will & Grace Oh, my god Here it is.
Perfect Upper West side Spaces two bed rooms two baths, fireplace...
This is good!
Hard wood floors, terrace beautifully decorated by talented...
Woman, you're a woman Woman If you're not gonna do it for yourself then do it for me Wow, what the hell was that?
Do it for me I am programmed to be your gay best friend I just don't understand it It doesn't make any sense at all!
For dear life I'm grabbing on!
What's going on?
What's happening?
What's he doing?
What's he doing, I say?
Yeah, I got it What?
What's going...
What?
That makes three.
Maybe I should have a little bit of that cupcake Oh, girls shouldn't use food...
Oh, maybe I should have a little bit of that cupcake Dog-pile on, Rosie!
No, no tickling.
No, no please I have to finish this sweater for Mr.
Stence so you can take it to him I'm not going tomorrow�� 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Shampoo 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and jazz once Pout And 5, 6, 7, 8 Big finish Jazz finish 5...
All Right Ready?
I'm sad.
Okay That's some method you��ve got / Yeah I'm hungry I'm thirsty I can hump a tree I love her!
So you know what's best for her?
What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with so you get to hang out with Karen?
Oh, suddenly you know what's best for her?
What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with so you get to hang out with Karen?
What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with so you get to hang out with Karen?
What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with so you get to hang out with Karen?
Oh, I know When you gotta have friends, right?
Hit it!
But you gotta have friends No, come on Let's get out of here Take it easy Francoise Forge Fagoler Okay, Ms.
Adler This is nurse trainer Pittler She'll be taking your blood Whoa, whoa Whoa, her?
Isn't there someone else who is a little more�� experienced?
Someone who didn't drive in on a big wheel?
Oh, I don't drive I keep taking the test over and over again But I'm all ... "
This is hard."
Oh, I don't drive I keep taking the test over and over again But I'm all .... "
This is hard."
I'm so sorry Oh, I don't drive I keep taking the test over and over again
What is with a picnic in November anyway?
I'm freezing my perfect peach off Oh, yeah This is it This is perfect Right here And, Jack, take off that hat It makes you look like a woman Oh, it wasn't the hat Why are we doing this?
Come on It's sunny It's New Yorky I read this thing in "O," the Oprah magazine on tapas picnics and I've been dying to try one Oprah can be a lot of fun And there's no one I'd rather have watching my back in a bar fight Hey, guys Sorry we're late We grabbed a couple hot dogs I told you I was making tapas I know Hey, guys Oh...Leo I don't know if we have enough food for five people That's okay Grace just ate enough hot dogs for five people Honey, you got a lump under that arm You might wanna have that looked at Come on It's November in the park I thought we'd, you know toss around a football Um, look, Leo I know you're new here And, um we don't want you to think we're really cliquey and don't let anyone in our little group But, um well...
we're really cliquey We don't want anyone in our little group,so...
[WILL AND KAREN NOD.] So, if you wanna break into the fag four this symbol of gay oppression has to go Come on, Jackie Get rid of it Who knew I could do that?
Ladies and gentlemen Prepare yourselves for the finest feast this side of Barcelona My gift to you Enjoy It's a boomerang It went around the world My platanas bravas ruined splattered all over this cashmere throw and look at these broken ramekins You're a trip, Will Oh, sweetie It's probably going to take a while to clean up We're gonna go make out Holy cripes Am I outside?
Oh, how sweet Look at that cute duck Oh, that's not a duck It's a rat Why is that little girl feeding it popcorn?
Not our business Keep walking Come on, lets go!
Aw, that poor bride So hard to find a bathroom in the park May I have your attention, please?
Can we get all the brides and grooms?
Quickly people Hey, kid, can you tell us what's going on here?
Did you just call me kid?
You're Katie Couric I love you!
Well, thank you I'm sure if we spent more time together I'd love you too So, uh, what is going on here?
Talking with Katie We're just having this mass wedding Some stupid stunt for sweeps Oh, if you're here where in the world is Matt Lauer?
Laughin' with Katie Yeah, I asked myself the same damn question when they told me I had to work on a Sunday as if being cute and perky five days a week isn't enough hard enough I hear that Hey, you two look happy Would you like to get married today?
Sure.
Yeah, why not?
What do you say?
Yeah, why not?
We'll help the ratings Would you excuse us, Katie Couric?
What are you doing?
I'm serious We met in the park Let's get married in the park But this is just-- I mean, we're talking about-- We've only known each other like, two months Grace Come on, you know we're gonna do it eventually You know what?
I'm doing this all wrong Grace Adler I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you So here, today right now, in front of God...
and Katie Couric I'm asking you...
Will you marry me?
Yes Yes, I will Let's do it This is just a temporary ring, right?
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Hey, what happened to Grace and that foreign fellow she's been hangin' around with?
Maybe they went to the Guggenheim That's a real place, right?
What happened to you guys?
Are you gonna tell them or shall I?
Well, if you don't mind I kinda want to Okay Go ahead Okay We met Katie Couric!
No, no That's not the news We got married!
What?
Just now, in the park What?
There was this mass wedding What?!
Leo made me a ring out of a dandelion He asked I said yes I threw a pretzel bouquet A duck caught it It was all just so romantic And we're married Oh, my god, Grace!
Well, well, well Look who penetrated the inner circle And then he stuck around and married her Don't get too comfy You may have Penelope Cruzedyour way in, but, uhm...
you can just as easily be Mimi Rogered out Huh?
Hey What do you think?
Wow What a surprise That's crazy Just spring it on us like that That's--that's great Leo, great Thanks And, Grace...
best of luck "Best of luck"?
Well, thanks for coming to my bat mitzvah, Uncle Hachem Have a safe drive to back to Syosset I don't know what half those words meant Um, what's going on?
What?
Nothing I'm happy for you You know, it's the biggest moment of your life Why would you include me?
I-I don't matter I'm nothing Best of luck Oh, Will...
that is so...
freakin' lame!
/ Ow!
You listen to me, Will Truman I know that this is sudden and not the way we thought it was gonna be but you are my best friend and you will be thrilled for me Would you-- You're hurting me!
It's about me!
I'm the bride!
I'm the bride!
Whoa, whoa Take it easy.
Whoa, hey I'm the bride!
You hear me?!
Take it easy Don't break him I still need him for the 20% of you I can't handle Hey, uh, help me out, guys Come on, Grace You're married!
Let's celebrate by throwing away most of your clothes I don't need to throw away my clothes Yeah, come on What about the whorey-lookin' stuff you use to pick up guys?
Let's go Will, are you okay, man?
I'm fine I just wish if Grace was going to finish the Hershey syrup that she wouldn't put the empty can back in the refrigerator!
I'm the bride!
Look, uh-- Will, I know you feel left out Would it help to know that right before we got married Grace said "I really wish Will were here?"
And I said, "Me too?"
Really?
I just asked, would it help?
Cutting the tension with cruelty How thoughtful of you I'm sorry I know you and Grace have been friends forever And I just come and whisk her away like that It's gotta hurt It does Look, I know that I-I-I put outthis tough-guy image I know people think of me as all hard and strong and macho-y Look at this flower arrangement it's atrocious The truth is, it does hurt I'm never going to have a wedding of my own and I-- being a part of Grace's was important to me What are you talking about?
You--you can have a wedding Oh, please!
Gay weddings?
Some witchy lesbian waves a stick over you on a beach somewhere While a drag queen sings "Evergreen."
I'm talking about a traditional wedding Grace and I used to stay up nights talking about what hers would be like I didn't have a hell of a lot going on at the time I-I--I'd have this beautiful tux big through here and small through here She'd have a gorgeous gown Small through here and big through here At the reception I-I'd make a great toast And everybody would laugh at the right places and cry in the right places And then we'd do this great dance that we'd tell everybody we hadn't worked on but secretly we had We can still do all that I-I didn't know you were-- I mean it may not be the first dance but it could be the second Are you talking about a wedding reception?
'Cause I'd really be into that You guys would do that for me?
No, not just-- Yeah Just for you all for you I am going to be so beautiful Jack, Jack Hey It's almost time for my toast so give me a really good introduction, okay?
Okay, I got it It should not include the words "bald," "fat," or "impotent."
Okay, give me five minutes Fire!
Fire!
Give it to me Change it up Fire!
/ Give it to me Change it up Give it to me Change it up This all happened so fast I don't even know from Leo I'm not sure I approve He's a Jewish doctor Ooh, I love him!
Don't cock it up Congratulations, Leo We're so happy for you guys Hey, thanks We're just a bunch of old married folks now Well, you are Our marriage isn't recognized by the State of New York Mazel tov Het, honey You wanna dance?
Well, let's see about that, Rob I'm carrying a boulder on my groin and my feet have swollen twice their natural size Yeah.
Let's cut a rug, honey Rosie, how come we've never gotten together?
Lady, quit trying to unhook my bra Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me!
Hi Now it's time to toast the lovely couple And who better to start things off than the most important person in Grace's life Her friend, her confidant And it pains me to admit this but the most gorgeous man I know Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage me!
Grace Leo What can I say about you two beautiful kids?
Except...
Acting is a craft which has been around for literally many, many years And I should know I'm Jack McFarland creator of the McFarland Method which has helped countless aspiring actors, actresses and act-transgender individuals...
There's some very interesting people here Just wait, mom Now let's hear from another very important person in Grace's life One who has been there for her through sick and sin A great man ladies and gentlemen...
Karen Walker Thank you Grace, Leon This is truly a wonderful evening See, folks Some people do buy the cow How 'bout that?
Thanks Well, I am so, so happy for you both Thank you, everyone Man, there are a lot of Jews here Thank you Well, I guess that's everyone So thank you for coming Enjoy your m-- Hi I remember the first time I met Grace It was freshman year at Columbia And I was pretty much like any other college guy I lived in the dorm with the bare essentials...
futon, stereo, cast iron enamel fondue pot Anyway, one night I was making up a batch for myself and my roommate Rob I am not gay, everyone!
Do you hear that?
I love the ladies I'm a breast man So, um, the chocolate was just coming to a gentle boil when this creature appeared at my door...
sniffing I looked at her She looked at the chocolate and the two of them have been together ever since No, no, no I joke a lot about Grace, but...
well, truth is I couldn't be happier for her today Leo...
I was the first man to ask her to marry me And I know you're going to be the last To you guys Larry, you should get up and say something They spoke at our wedding That was a gay wedding It didn't really count That joke isn't funny anymore It is to me Hi This reminds me of something my grandfather once said "Where's that Jamaican woman who feeds me?"
I'm not very good at this But someone who was, was Lord Byron so I stole this from him "The light of love the purity...of grace" "The mind, the music breathing from her face" "the heart whose softness harmonized the whole" "That eye was in itself a soul."
To my wife Thank you You know, I'm feeling so many things right now it's hard to put them into words So I thought I would express myself in a different way Please don't let this feeling end it might not come again and I want to remember-- Salads are out!
What?
Oh, I don't-- I don't see salad Oh, they're coming Right, everybody?
I'll have one of those Thank you What was that?
I was just taking a mini quiche I know what you were doing!
You were checking out that hussy yeah Let me tell you something, boy Now that you're married the only mini quiches you should be paying attention to are Grace's You're a little bit scary, aren't you?
Listen to me, mister If I hear that you have hurt my Gracie in any way I will hurt you, yeah I have people I'm not gonna say who But I do Hello Leo!
Time to cut the cake Okay, everyone!
Come on up Okay, you are the doctor I will follow your lead Okay, I'm not a doctor I just said that so you'd marry me Well, he's kidding He better be You want some-- Oh, you wa-- No, no, no, that's fine Where are you kids going on your honeymoon?
We haven't really talked about it yet You should take her to your cabin You have a cabin?
Yeah, I go there to fish You fish?
Mm-hmm I learned in Africa You were in Africa?
Yeah, when I was with Doctors Without Borders You were with Doctors Without Borders?
Have you two met?
So, Grace, are you going to keep your last name?
Um, I haven't really thought about it How many grandkids can I count on?
I don't know...
Five Two Four Three Oh, we haven't talked about it yet / Yeah Yikes, that's the first thing I'd talk about Well, didn't you cover any of this in your premarital counseling?
We didn't have any premarital counseling Well, that's one way to go Hey, hey Let's give the newlyweds a break here I'm sure they know all the important stuff Like favorite song Favorite movie Birthdays?
No?
Doesn't matter Don't worry, Grace Marvin will fill you in on all that stuff That's right, Eleanor Who's Marvin?
That'd be me Your name is Marvin?
Yeah, yeah People always call me "Leo"...
'cause my name's Marvin You just married a guy, and you don't even know his name?
Silly It's okay, honey He's been calling you "Grace" this whole time I don't know your name?
Come on, my first wife didn't have a problem with that.
Huh?
You were married before?!
Okay, wrong time to try that joke Are you okay, baby?
Um, no, I'm-- Excuse me Excuse me I knew she'd cock it up Where are you going?
You're blowin' this way out of proportion You're like a stranger to me...
Marvin I might as well have married my Israeli pen pal from when I was 15 who sent me love letters on Hello Kitty stationary Actually over there it'd be Shalom Kitty Please don't joke right now That was weird up there I don't even know when your birthday is Okay, you wanna know some stuff about me?
Here you go I believe when I hold my breath the guy on TV's going to make the basket I'm in a Doors cover band consisting entirely of surgeons called "The Operating Room Doors."
And my deepest, darkest secret is that I don't like any food with raisins in it but I do like raisins See, we already have a problem I love raisins In everything!
I even went to see A Raisin in the Sun because I thought there'd be raisins in it Grace, we have a whole lifetime to get to know each other, baby I don't know I don't know I just wish that there was some way that we could be sure we were doing the right thing you know.
Just...
a sign, something Katie?
Hi!
Crap.
Hi!
Thanks for watching!
Do you have your own pens?
No, no, no It's Grace and Leo Remember, from the other day in the park We got married because of you Actually I got a colonoscopy because of you too Not on the same day, though And not in the park Eee, the wedding Sorry about that What?
What do you mean?
No one called you?
Ooh, awkward We're scrapping the whole wedding segment because the judge performing the ceremony wasn't licensed in New York So all those marriages are invalid Oops!
Last time I use Tom Brokaw's nephew as my fact checker I guess I wanted a sign and I think I got it We're not married Hey, Grace Grace!
Hey, hey, hey But we'll go to city hall tomorrow We'll do it all over again I don't know that I can Why?
Why not?
What's changed?
Everything has changed I mean, the first time I said yes it was impulsive and romantic and to a guy named Leo And now-- We know nothing about each other I knew everything I needed to know about you the first time I held your hand Grace, we're already married The rest is paperwork How can you be so sure?
Because when it's right, you just know You remember Tuesday?
We woke up I said, "Morning, wife."
You said, "Hello, husband."
Remember that?
Remember how great that was?
I want every day to be Tuesday Every day can't be Tuesday Today's Saturday so it can't be Tuesday Monday can't be Tuesday Tuesday can't-- Well, Tuesday can but Wednesday definitely can't be Tues-- / Listen, listen, listen Just come up with me And I promise you everything is going to be fine Please I can't I need time I'm sorry That was wild, wasn't it, Jackie?
The way Grace just kind of spooked and ran off Kind of like Rosie whenever I fire my gun in her room just as she's falling asleep Yeah, she's really upset I've never seen Grace actually run from a cake / No Um, hi, everyone I-I have a little bit of an announcement to make Grace and I ran into Katie Couric in the lobby-- Oh!
And she said that we weren't really married Aw!
Turns out the judge that married us wasn't really legit, so...
Anyway, we have this place till midnight so stick around, you know There's cake, there's booze there's dancing Well, have fun Leo, hey I...
I'm sorry You okay?
I'm about as good as Bill Buckner of the '86 Red Sox Ooh, ouch I'm sorry Do you even know what that means?
No, but anybody that's got 43 pairs of red socks obviously had issues Where's Grace?
She took off She--she was pretty freaked out Can I borrow your phone, man?
I think I need to call her Uh, Leo, I think you might wanna give her some time right now I know Grace She's not like you She's not impulsive She once bought Impulse perfume and then returned it That's why this whole getting married in the park thing all seemed so weird to me Yeah, well, I guess I should send everyone home Hi, it's me again Listen, you're not going to like what you're about to hear Please don't let this feeling end it not might come again and I want to remember To be fair, he did say we wouldn't like what we were about to hear I thought you needed time to think / I did And I realized I want today to be Tuesday It's Tuesday?
How long have I been out?
Okay So our first wedding didn't take But we're havin' another one!
And a real one this time Now as for all these, ah these lovely presents I-I don't really know the protocol Let's just call them engagement gifts Bring another one at the wedding Hi, welcome to the wedding Don't forget to sign the guest book Okay, who wrote "If it doesn't work out, call me."
That's tacky Don't forget to sign the guest book Oh, perfect I've been looking for this That's a little inappropriate!
Oh, please!
This is inappropriate?
How about inviting people to watch a man and woman get married?
Look how good it makes my shoulders look Well, Will Congratulations I think you've done a fantastic job at planning this wedding I take my pants off to you You've gotta be kidding me The photographer's late Four people who RSVP'd "no" just arrived with dates And the cake shows up with two grooms on it Is the whole city gay?
Not yet But if all goes as planned come Monday morning...
And look at these boutonnieres Dead They're fine They're dead, my friend They just made contact with John Edward Hey, hey, hey!
Sign that guest book!
Lady, you're a wreck!
But it's understandable Today's a big day for you You're not just losing a best friend you're also losing a hag She's not my hag, okay?
She's the most important person in my life who used to be in love with me and who for the last 15 years has never left my side She's been a hell of a hag Hey, Will Hey Hey Are you okay?
Sure, why wouldn't I be?
'Cause you're losing your girl You're single again Boy, I miss those days...
That can be arranged!
I'm joking!
I was joking But if you know anyone Knock, knock!
Oh, I'm here to see the daughter of the mother of the bride Come on in, mom for one minute Now, Grace, I don't want you to freak out but the biggest day of your life is ruined What?
Your father's back went out And he can't move How is he going to walk me down the aisle?
Dear, I don't know But we'll just put a pastrami sandwich and a TV Guide under the chuppah He'll find his way Honey Have Will walk you down the aisle Yeah, it'll be perfect Out with the 'mo in with the Jew!
Will'll love that He looks so beautiful in his tux He's not gonna be the most beautiful one there, is he?
Oh, honey, come on!
Don't be silly That's crazy talk I'll be there Come on Hello?!
Oh, Grace You look so beautiful Would you mind if I gave you a little advice my mother gave me?
Oh, Eleanor, that would mean so much to me Right before the ceremony make sure you pee Because I didn't, and I ended up saying all my vows doing that pee-pee dance Thank you...
mom I guess now I can call you "mom."
Or Eleanor Gracela Now that we have a moment alone together there's something that I wanted to say to you You know I've always been a little shy when it comes to discussing S-E-X Otherwise known as F-U-- Know what you're talking about Karen, I've had sex before Oh, honey, come on You don't have to pretend anymore It's me you're talking to Carol Karen Oh, pretty Listen, all I'm saying is it's okay to be scared It's gonna hurt...
Bad Okay I'll file that away with your earlier advice on how to lure lesbians to your yacht with Bain du Soleil and a flashlight What is all this?
Well, I guess honey, it's your wedding And, I mean...
I wanted to be here for you to contribute something meaningful you know To be a part of the day Karen You are part of the day You're my friend Oh, honey Really?
Oh, look at me I'm crying No, you're not Ladies, I said no poems There he is- Hey Hey, buddy, how you holdin' up?
You need a handshake?
I'm fine I'm fine Ellen, you make a beautiful bridesmaid Aw Eight months pregnant-- Look at the dress she picks for me I hate that skinny bitch Maybe you oughta skip the guest book Are you going to be okay tonight, Will?
Julius, yes, I'll be fine How 'bout tomorrow night?
Sign the book Hey, Will Hey Listen, man I know this is gotta be pretty hard on you It's not hard on me Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to really do my best to make Grace as happy as you have Well, plus sex What's the matter with everybody?
I'm fine Will?
I'm fine!
Grace needs you in the dressing room Oh, all right Aw...
What?
Come here, chica!
Hey You're not wearing that, are you?
Well, it's white Yeah, that's what I mean I didn't think I was going to be so nervous But I am I'm doing the right thing, right?
Well-- What?!
Nothing No, I just-- I'm just saying-- As a friend, I want you to know that if you were thinking of calling it off don't worry about the people out there Don't worry about all those gifts You do what your heart tells you is right Are you freaking kidding me with this?! "
If," I said "if."
The question was rhetorical That means you're supposed to say "yes."
That's not what "rhetorical" means Are we talking about what "rhetorical" means or about how you're freaking me out right now?
Am I supposed to answer that or is that rhetorical too?
Okay, I don't have time for this, Will I have to get into my dress / I-- Who says that? "
Don't worry about the people don't worry about all the gifts."
Who does that?
An ass, that's who!
It's a screen not a soundproof booth Oh, isn't that sweet?
Will's doin' her one last time before he hands her off to Leo I just hope before I get married he'll do the same for me Ditto Hey, Kar Can I kiss you?
Why?
Just 'cause Okay All I'm trying to say-- Ah!
I just-- No!
Look at it from my point-- Don't!
Let me tell you something, mister This wedding is going to happen You better get on board because you've gotta walk me down the aisle What?
My dad threw his back out He's bent over like he's trying to pick up a quarter which is probably how he threw out his back to begin with So I need you to walk me down the aisle I can't do that I'm running this show I-I got a million things to attend to G-G-G-Get Jack to do it I'm not having Jack walk me down the aisle He'll meet someone halfway down and ditch me!
Well, then-- then get Karen to do it Karen?
When was the last time she could walk a straight line?
Besides, I don't want them I want you!
Well, I--I can't do it All right?
What do you mean, you can't do it?
I need someone to give me away You're my best friend I want it to be you It should be you I don't wanna You don't "wanna"?
Why not?
Will?
Look, Grace I'll do a lot of things for you I-I'll plan your wedding I'll pick the florist I'll--I'll even let you have input on your dress But to actually be the one that--that...
that hands you off to another guy...
that I can't do Groom coming in I'm not looking Just wanted to make sure everything was okay in here People are starting to place bets Apparently, you've walked out on one of these before I didn't know about that but that's cool Look, Leo-- Oh, God No No, we're getting married Just--the thing is Will and I need to take a little walk So could you just stall them, just a little bit?
Sure, sure, yeah Just as long as you remember that you and I have to take a little walk as well I'm a little bit nervous about that track record of yours You're gone, aren't you?
Okay, I guess this would be as good a time as any to tell you about that stripper at my bachelor party Grace, what are we doing up here?
This is ridiculous There is no way you're gonna talk me into this Stop Now let me talk, okay?
You know the story you always tell of when we first met?
The one that you told at the reception?
The fondue story?
I love how you tell it It's a wonderful story Well, I am a natural storyteller Yeah Too bad it's crap What?
That was the second time we met The first time was right here on this roof at Nancy Jacob's party Nancy Ja-- No, no That was across from a juice bar Paradise Juice Right over there where that parking lot is Oh, typical They pave Paradise, and they put up a parking lot You were here?
Yup I thought you were the cutest guy I had ever seen So I came up to you and I asked for a drink And you were so sweet the way you held that funnel for me And then I stumbled back to Nancy and I said "That's the man I'm going to spend the rest of my life with."
Well...
we say things when we're young I said Human League would be bigger than the Beatles Will, I may be getting married today but when I said I was going to spend the rest of my life with you I wasn't wrong Well, except-- No I wasn't wrong Now let's jump What?
Let's keep going, Thelma You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you...
I picked you out and shook you up and turned you around turned you into someone new...
Don't tell Leo I had the first dance Anybody lose one of these?
Hey, a little traveling music, please Honey, look at him After all these years, Will and Grace are finally getting married Am I crying yet?
Still no Now?
Nu-uh How about now?
No Stick a pin in my arm- I am Here we go This may be a bad time to tell you this, but...
I'm straight Don't make me laugh I'm being photographed Take good care of her Okay?
I will Hello, everybody Today we're here to celebrate the marriage of Grace Adler and Marvin Markus Leo Whoo!
What a great party Can't remember the last time I stayed up all night Oh, wait, Thursday Let me see that ring again Man, it must've cost you an arm and a leg Or one of your patients an arm and a leg Not really, I pulled the ring off that arm Oh, I love diamonds Oh, my god, Karen You're crying Look at the size of this thing I don't want to exaggerate but I bet you could see this puppy from space Holy cripes!
Am I outside again?
Good night!
Good night, thank you!
Whoa!
Thank you Good show!
Good show Bye See you tomorrow Bye Good night What?
Guy, guys NBC wants us to fill the whole 90 minutes Why?
To celebrate the hundredth episode So what?
Then we got to kill 20 minutes?
What are we gonna do?
Well, I can sing?
Oh!
Oh, oh, we can look at some clips and out takes Excellent!
That's an idea!
No, no, no.
Really,I think there's a...
Isn't there a piano here?
Let's role the clips!
Will & Grace Oh, my god Here it is.
Perfect Upper West side Spaces two bed rooms two baths, fireplace...
This is good!
Hard wood floors, terrace beautifully decorated by talented...
Woman, you're a woman Woman If you're not gonna do it for yourself then do it for me Wow, what the hell was that?
Do it for me I am programmed to be your gay best friend I just don't understand it It doesn't make any sense at all!
For dear life I'm grabbing on!
What's going on?
What's happening?
What's he doing?
What's he doing, I say?
Yeah, I got it What?
What's going...
What?
That makes three.
Maybe I should have a little bit of that cupcake Oh, girls shouldn't use food...
Oh, maybe I should have a little bit of that cupcake Dog-pile on, Rosie!
No, no tickling.
No, no please I have to finish this sweater for Mr.
Stence so you can take it to him I'm not going tomorrow�� 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Shampoo 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and jazz once Pout And 5, 6, 7, 8 Big finish Jazz finish 5...
All Right Ready?
I'm sad.
Okay That's some method you��ve got / Yeah I'm hungry I'm thirsty I can hump a tree I love her!
So you know what's best for her?
What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with so you get to hang out with Karen?
Oh, suddenly you know what's best for her?
What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with so you get to hang out with Karen?
What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with so you get to hang out with Karen?
What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with so you get to hang out with Karen?
Oh, I know When you gotta have friends, right?
Hit it!
But you gotta have friends No, come on Let's get out of here Take it easy Francoise Forge Fagoler Okay, Ms.
Adler This is nurse trainer Pittler She'll be taking your blood Whoa, whoa Whoa, her?
Isn't there someone else who is a little more�� experienced?
Someone who didn't drive in on a big wheel?
Oh, I don't drive I keep taking the test over and over again But I'm all ... "
This is hard."
Oh, I don't drive I keep taking the test over and over again But I'm all .... "
This is hard."
I'm so sorry Oh, I don't drive I keep taking the test over and over again