Show: Will & Grace - 5x3
So this was Will's cradle Yeah You and your chubby little cheeks Ha A little wisp of hair on top Yeah Hey, what'd you look like as a baby?
I'll have you know, I was an extremely pretty child Not that there's any photographs to prove that I was the youngest of three By then my parents were like "He's walking.
Should we get the camera?"
"Nah.
I'll remember it."
So this is fun Fixin' stuff Sandin' things Uh-huh Workin' up a sweat Hmm Makes me feel like a man Yeah No, seriously, I'd like a man after we're done Grace is gonna love this It's gonna mean so much more 'cause I worked on it with my own hands Just like I did with the new kitchen You gonna pay someone to come in and finish it?
Yep, just like I did with the new kitchen You know what's even better than being carpenters?
Bein' The Carpenters (The Carpenters: 70��� Ȱ���� �׷�) Jack On the day that you born the angels got together...
Jack, stop it Come on, we gotta finish this And decided to create a dream come true?
so they sprinkled moon dust in your hair-- and golden starlight in your eyes of blue!
And I wonder why I'm still single Oh, speaking of which-- Hey, I got a surprise for you I got us some twins for tonight One's cute, one's smart one's straight, one's gay Just like us You're sure it was twins, and not just one guy taking his glasses on and off?
Oh, yeah Anyway, I can't Grace and I are really focused on this baby right now And we've made an agreement-- no dating This is the best date ever I thought you were getting bored around 4:00 and then I thought "Well, why would you be bored?
I'm a catch."
So, Leo, being a "doctah"...
You must hate it when people hit you up for free medical advice, huh?
Yeah, yeah I do It's the worst Whaddya need?
Sometimes I taste pennies...
You know, in my mouth That's like a stroke thing, right?
It can be Let me ask you something This is where you're gonna see the whole doctor thing start working Do you keep your mints in your change purse?
I don't think I've ever been more embarrassed Until now Oh, God I'm sorry I thought you were, y'know-- Yeah Leanin' in to-- / I--was just grabbin'-- grabbin' my-- my sweater I--I can, uh, put it back and, uh grab it again, if you want me to Can I ask you something?
Ooh, serious voice Let me do my Oprah listening pose(������ ������ : ������ ��ũ�� ������) You know Grace is gonna be inseminated again in a few days and I really think we're gonna get pregnant this time And if we do, I just want to make sure that our child is surrounded by...
...good people I hear ya...
Good bye No, Jack Jack, I'm asking you to be my kid's godfather Well, or, rather, his-- his fairy godfather Oh, my-- Oh, my God!
I'd be honored I'd be moved That pays, what?
Like $100, $200 a week?
It pays nothing Well, then, I'm just honored Okay Hey, guys Hey!
Look at this!
It's my cradle, from when I was a baby My mom sent it over Along with a baby picture that says, "Second or third child, March '70" with a question mark Huh Jack and I are gonna have it painted Pink if it's a girl and hot pink if it's a boy And flannel if it's a lesbian So, what do you think?
Do you love it?
Are you gonna cry?
Do you need a tissue?
It's cute I can't believe you ever fit in there 'Night, guys Wow You'd think Grace could show a little appreciation I mean, I've been working my gay dad ass off all day I sanded this cradle...
partially You know, I even child-proofed the kitchen cabinets Yeah, uh, about that-- I'll show you how to open them later What's up with her?
Ugh, Will Do you know nothing about the "wimmins"?
They don't respond to pressure I'm not pressuring her Oh, my god!
You're all about the pressure!
The baby's not even here yet and you're already making Grace feel like a bad mother There's plenty of time for that after the baby gets here That's not what she needs now And I should know I am a mother You're a father Oh, difference of one letter This is the time you gotta stop focusing on the baby and focus on her Pamper her Buy her somethin' And buy me something, too 'cause I just worked my ass off caring Will, help me.
It's hard Sorry I'm late I was caught on the 'F' Train Or as I now call it the F-ing Train Oh, honey, is this another one of your fantasy stories about how people travel beneath the city in a secret underground network of tunnels and trains Yeah.
Yeah It's almost as crazy as the stories I tell you about those mythical places in the desert, where people go to stop drinking Oh, hey Somebody got some flowers, huh?
Or as I like to call them poor people's jewelry Oh, God.
They're from Leo Please, let the card be dumb Please, let him quote an Eagles song lyric or put a happy face over an "I" Anything Oh It's literate and delightful Who?
Huh?
What's this?
Is this someone you met in your "underground city"?
Leo Jewish doctor guy?
Oh I went out with him He's so...
amazing, but I'm supposed to get inseminated tomorrow God, it's just--it's all just happening so fast Honey, what's the big deal?
Just tell Wilma you need a little more time to see what's happening with cute doctor Jew I can't ask for more time We're not supposed to be dating Will's head will explode Honey, it will not He cares about ya He wants you to be happy You think?
No Oh!
But if you buy him a present it might soften the blow No, that'll never work Well, sure it will, honey The gays love their presents Yeah, just wave something shiny in front of their faces you can get whatever you want That's how we got Manhattan from the gay Indians Ugh.
Damn it If only I hadn't kissed Leo Two weeks ago, I wanted this baby more than anything And--and now, I'm just-- I'm just so confused Honey, what is the problem?
It was just a kiss Oh, no, no, no You don't understand It was a really good kiss Sh-yeah!
Show me No Show me No Come on.
We're both stoned Forget it Shut up and show me Yeah, you're screwed That's not a curl That is not a curl Now that's a curl God, there's so many things I want to teach my son Oh...
Good.
You're here Um, hi Listen.
There's--there's something I need to talk to you about And it's-- it's kind of important Yeah?
Is it more important than...
this gift I got you?
I think it is, but give it to me anyway Oh, my God!
The wrapping is so beautiful!
All these beads and glitter Add a couple of spaghetti straps and a hint of butt crack and it's an Academy Awards gown!
Hmm.
Well, I'm not some thoughtless schlub that just gives a gift in the bag it came in I'm not an animal Ha, ha, ha I got you something too Oh Let's open it together!
All right, well, you may need scissors to get through that, because-- Oh, my God!
I love it!
How did you do that?
I used double-sided tape and glue!
I used unmanicured nails and that one jaggedy tooth I never got fixed Oh, a foot massager This is so sweet of you Thank you Okay, now open mine Okay It's so beautiful, I almost don't want to unstaple it Just open it Wow, a--a personal cooling system Hey, it works!
You know how I am always the perfect temperature and you are always freakishly hot?
Well, the salesman said put this on and you will freeze your nipples off And it's true, 'cause there's a spare pair in the box Wow!
That's great!
Can't wait to use that at the beach You know?
Me and my billabongs with a metal collar around my neck (�����: ȣ���� �Ƿ� �귣��) Should attract an interesting subset of gay men Okay, okay Look, if you don't like it, you can always exchange it for those turbo nose hair trimmers that you always make fun of but secretly want What are you talking about?
Come on.
I hear the sobbing from the bathroom every time you go at that jungle with the tweezers Go ahead, exchange it Hey, hey, yo hey, pretty Does this look like the face of someone who doesn't like his gift?
I love that we don't need a reason to buy each other presents!
/ Yeah So I've gotta talk to you about something I know...
that we are...
supposed to get inseminated tomorrow But the last couple of weeks, um-- everything just seems to be moving so fast And I just wish that I had just-- just a little more time because, um-- God, this is so hard Sweetie, I think I know what you're gonna say You do?
Yes I'm rushing things God, you're not even pregnant yet and I'm way ahead of myself By the way, our kid's on the waiting list for Dalton So-- Will-- I know, I know I've been putting way too much pressure on, so let's-- let's wait a month Take a little breather That's not gonna change anything I mean, I certainly ain't got nothin' better goin' on And we know you don't, right?
Right Great Great So we're cool I know I am.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, there go the nipples So how'd Grace like the gift?
Did she get all emotional?
Did she cry like a boy?
Yeah.
She loved it You know Grace and her feet They're almost inseparable And she gave me something too-- A great present The one we're here to return?
That's the one Gonna trade it for those turbo nose hair trimmers?
No!
Anyway, thanks for the advice You really helped You don't have to thank me, Will I'll be rewarded in a better place Oh, look, we're in a better place Reward me!
Why don't you roll over in that massage chair and reward yourself Hi Can I help you?
I'd like to exchange this Would ya like to look at our catalog?
No.
I pretty much know what I want Um...
I'm a gardener And I garden in these-- these little holes the size of-- of, uh, well nostrils And I just--I need something that I can really get in there and-- and dig out all that extra, uh, foliage Well, we have these nose hair trimmers-- Nose hair trimmers!
Wow, that hadn't occurred to me Well, if you think it'll work in my garden / I'll have someone get them God, I'd hate to be behind you when you're buying condoms Will, I found it The single CD shower companion 'Cause you can never have too many companions in the shower!
Jack Isn't that why your membership to the Y was revoked?
Ooh, check out the man-cake at the counter I know that guy That's that horse guy Oh, me likes the sound of that!
Come on, intro-seduce me Yeah, I'd like to uh, exchange this foot massager My girlfriend got it as a gift and she was gonna return it herself but she's kind of embarrassed 'cause she thinks her feet are kinda big I happen to think she has great feet I offered to do it for her 'cause I'm trying to impress her Say, what is it about you that makes people just wanna open up?
Uh-oh.
Your horse guy's straight, Will He's talking about Grace Ooh, then maybe there's hope Oh, honey, I didn't sleep a wink all night I don't know if it was worrying about you or those Mexican amphetamines I've been taking, but...
(����Ÿ�� : �������� ����) I have to know what happened with Will How'd he like his gift?
Oh, he loved it Oh And he said he'd-- he'd give me some more time Honey, that's great So I helped someone Hopefully this will count toward my community service I'm sick of pickin' up trash in the park with that kid from "The Sopranos."
(The Sopranos: �̱� ���ǾƸ� ������� ���) The only thing is, is I may have accidentally lied a little I didn't tell him about Leo Now, Grace-- what have I always told you about lying?
That it's good But it didn't feel right I've got tell Will the truth-- the whole truth Well, maybe it's for the best Then you and I can move on with our lives Out in the open to love freely Karen, we're not a couple Aren't we?
No Well, all I know is when I woke up this morning there was red hair on my pillow and lesbian porn in the VCR Hey, ladies Hey, hey Hey, ladies My feet are killing me We just walked like 30 blocks Oh.
Can I get ya something to drink?
She's buttering him up She didn't tell him about Leo Ya know what I'd really like?
Where's that new foot massager?
He's setting her up He knows about Leo You don't need the electric massager I will rub your feet No, no, get it I wanna try it Look, Will, I don't--I don't-- I don't have the massager, okay?
She gave it to her guy He's a really good kisser How good a kisser?
What happened to it?
Did your boyfriend take it back to The Sharper Image?
He's not my-- How did you know about that?
I saw him there when I was returning that stupid personal cooling system You returned the personal cooling system?
Why didn't you just tell me that you didn't like it?
I don't know Why didn't you tell me you wanted more time because of some guy?
Hey, you want me to show you?
Show me Okay Get out!
Damn, Leo's good I'm sorry I was going to tell you I started to tell you And then you were so understanding And then there were gifts and curled ribbons-- Grace, Grace, bottom line Do you wanna have this baby with me, or not?
You said I could have more time That was before I found out you were sneakin' around behind my back If you wanna back outta this I want you to back out now I don't wanna have this conversation again in a month like we did with the cabinets "I like the nickel pulls No, I like the brass pulls" "Oh, no, I like the nickel pulls again."
Make up your friggin' mind!
So what you're saying is if I don't do it tomorrow you don't want to do it at all?
That's right, Grace It's now or never Well, if that's the case I guess I have to go with never Oh, I can't believe this!
This is only the most important thing we've ever done together and you flake out on me?
I don't know why that's surprising You're a flake!
I am not a flake!
Oh, please The dinners you blow off the dry cleaning you forget to pick up the rent that's late every month and it's always been this way, Grace You skipped out on my law school graduation party before I cut the cake That was a big deal It was carrot cake!
That's never a big deal!
But I always let it go, Grace because it's not like we're making a baby or something Except this time we're making a baby!
/ Yes, at the moment you say, the place you say, wearing the clothes you say You are a control freak!
All I asked for was one month one month to see where this is going Oh, let me tell you where this is going You'll end up hating him in three weeks, because-- I don't know, he has a weird chest hair pattern or he doesn't like watching E!
Or he'll end up hating you because you're too needy Then you'll fall apart I'll pick you up, and then magically, you'll be ready to have a baby!
Wow So that's what you think of me Look, I'm sorry that I met someone 'cause I know how much you hate it when I'm happy Oh, that is such a load-- Admit it You're happiest when I'm miserable I mean, come on Isn't that our thing?
Because then you don't have to look at how miserable you are Shut up, Grace!
/ But I am not gonna be miserable for you I am gonna try to be happy and if you can't deal with that then you are even more pathetic than I thought!
Get out of here Go to hell!
I want you out of here in two weeks!
You don't live here anymore
I'll have you know, I was an extremely pretty child Not that there's any photographs to prove that I was the youngest of three By then my parents were like "He's walking.
Should we get the camera?"
"Nah.
I'll remember it."
So this is fun Fixin' stuff Sandin' things Uh-huh Workin' up a sweat Hmm Makes me feel like a man Yeah No, seriously, I'd like a man after we're done Grace is gonna love this It's gonna mean so much more 'cause I worked on it with my own hands Just like I did with the new kitchen You gonna pay someone to come in and finish it?
Yep, just like I did with the new kitchen You know what's even better than being carpenters?
Bein' The Carpenters (The Carpenters: 70��� Ȱ���� �׷�) Jack On the day that you born the angels got together...
Jack, stop it Come on, we gotta finish this And decided to create a dream come true?
so they sprinkled moon dust in your hair-- and golden starlight in your eyes of blue!
And I wonder why I'm still single Oh, speaking of which-- Hey, I got a surprise for you I got us some twins for tonight One's cute, one's smart one's straight, one's gay Just like us You're sure it was twins, and not just one guy taking his glasses on and off?
Oh, yeah Anyway, I can't Grace and I are really focused on this baby right now And we've made an agreement-- no dating This is the best date ever I thought you were getting bored around 4:00 and then I thought "Well, why would you be bored?
I'm a catch."
So, Leo, being a "doctah"...
You must hate it when people hit you up for free medical advice, huh?
Yeah, yeah I do It's the worst Whaddya need?
Sometimes I taste pennies...
You know, in my mouth That's like a stroke thing, right?
It can be Let me ask you something This is where you're gonna see the whole doctor thing start working Do you keep your mints in your change purse?
I don't think I've ever been more embarrassed Until now Oh, God I'm sorry I thought you were, y'know-- Yeah Leanin' in to-- / I--was just grabbin'-- grabbin' my-- my sweater I--I can, uh, put it back and, uh grab it again, if you want me to Can I ask you something?
Ooh, serious voice Let me do my Oprah listening pose(������ ������ : ������ ��ũ�� ������) You know Grace is gonna be inseminated again in a few days and I really think we're gonna get pregnant this time And if we do, I just want to make sure that our child is surrounded by...
...good people I hear ya...
Good bye No, Jack Jack, I'm asking you to be my kid's godfather Well, or, rather, his-- his fairy godfather Oh, my-- Oh, my God!
I'd be honored I'd be moved That pays, what?
Like $100, $200 a week?
It pays nothing Well, then, I'm just honored Okay Hey, guys Hey!
Look at this!
It's my cradle, from when I was a baby My mom sent it over Along with a baby picture that says, "Second or third child, March '70" with a question mark Huh Jack and I are gonna have it painted Pink if it's a girl and hot pink if it's a boy And flannel if it's a lesbian So, what do you think?
Do you love it?
Are you gonna cry?
Do you need a tissue?
It's cute I can't believe you ever fit in there 'Night, guys Wow You'd think Grace could show a little appreciation I mean, I've been working my gay dad ass off all day I sanded this cradle...
partially You know, I even child-proofed the kitchen cabinets Yeah, uh, about that-- I'll show you how to open them later What's up with her?
Ugh, Will Do you know nothing about the "wimmins"?
They don't respond to pressure I'm not pressuring her Oh, my god!
You're all about the pressure!
The baby's not even here yet and you're already making Grace feel like a bad mother There's plenty of time for that after the baby gets here That's not what she needs now And I should know I am a mother You're a father Oh, difference of one letter This is the time you gotta stop focusing on the baby and focus on her Pamper her Buy her somethin' And buy me something, too 'cause I just worked my ass off caring Will, help me.
It's hard Sorry I'm late I was caught on the 'F' Train Or as I now call it the F-ing Train Oh, honey, is this another one of your fantasy stories about how people travel beneath the city in a secret underground network of tunnels and trains Yeah.
Yeah It's almost as crazy as the stories I tell you about those mythical places in the desert, where people go to stop drinking Oh, hey Somebody got some flowers, huh?
Or as I like to call them poor people's jewelry Oh, God.
They're from Leo Please, let the card be dumb Please, let him quote an Eagles song lyric or put a happy face over an "I" Anything Oh It's literate and delightful Who?
Huh?
What's this?
Is this someone you met in your "underground city"?
Leo Jewish doctor guy?
Oh I went out with him He's so...
amazing, but I'm supposed to get inseminated tomorrow God, it's just--it's all just happening so fast Honey, what's the big deal?
Just tell Wilma you need a little more time to see what's happening with cute doctor Jew I can't ask for more time We're not supposed to be dating Will's head will explode Honey, it will not He cares about ya He wants you to be happy You think?
No Oh!
But if you buy him a present it might soften the blow No, that'll never work Well, sure it will, honey The gays love their presents Yeah, just wave something shiny in front of their faces you can get whatever you want That's how we got Manhattan from the gay Indians Ugh.
Damn it If only I hadn't kissed Leo Two weeks ago, I wanted this baby more than anything And--and now, I'm just-- I'm just so confused Honey, what is the problem?
It was just a kiss Oh, no, no, no You don't understand It was a really good kiss Sh-yeah!
Show me No Show me No Come on.
We're both stoned Forget it Shut up and show me Yeah, you're screwed That's not a curl That is not a curl Now that's a curl God, there's so many things I want to teach my son Oh...
Good.
You're here Um, hi Listen.
There's--there's something I need to talk to you about And it's-- it's kind of important Yeah?
Is it more important than...
this gift I got you?
I think it is, but give it to me anyway Oh, my God!
The wrapping is so beautiful!
All these beads and glitter Add a couple of spaghetti straps and a hint of butt crack and it's an Academy Awards gown!
Hmm.
Well, I'm not some thoughtless schlub that just gives a gift in the bag it came in I'm not an animal Ha, ha, ha I got you something too Oh Let's open it together!
All right, well, you may need scissors to get through that, because-- Oh, my God!
I love it!
How did you do that?
I used double-sided tape and glue!
I used unmanicured nails and that one jaggedy tooth I never got fixed Oh, a foot massager This is so sweet of you Thank you Okay, now open mine Okay It's so beautiful, I almost don't want to unstaple it Just open it Wow, a--a personal cooling system Hey, it works!
You know how I am always the perfect temperature and you are always freakishly hot?
Well, the salesman said put this on and you will freeze your nipples off And it's true, 'cause there's a spare pair in the box Wow!
That's great!
Can't wait to use that at the beach You know?
Me and my billabongs with a metal collar around my neck (�����: ȣ���� �Ƿ� �귣��) Should attract an interesting subset of gay men Okay, okay Look, if you don't like it, you can always exchange it for those turbo nose hair trimmers that you always make fun of but secretly want What are you talking about?
Come on.
I hear the sobbing from the bathroom every time you go at that jungle with the tweezers Go ahead, exchange it Hey, hey, yo hey, pretty Does this look like the face of someone who doesn't like his gift?
I love that we don't need a reason to buy each other presents!
/ Yeah So I've gotta talk to you about something I know...
that we are...
supposed to get inseminated tomorrow But the last couple of weeks, um-- everything just seems to be moving so fast And I just wish that I had just-- just a little more time because, um-- God, this is so hard Sweetie, I think I know what you're gonna say You do?
Yes I'm rushing things God, you're not even pregnant yet and I'm way ahead of myself By the way, our kid's on the waiting list for Dalton So-- Will-- I know, I know I've been putting way too much pressure on, so let's-- let's wait a month Take a little breather That's not gonna change anything I mean, I certainly ain't got nothin' better goin' on And we know you don't, right?
Right Great Great So we're cool I know I am.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, there go the nipples So how'd Grace like the gift?
Did she get all emotional?
Did she cry like a boy?
Yeah.
She loved it You know Grace and her feet They're almost inseparable And she gave me something too-- A great present The one we're here to return?
That's the one Gonna trade it for those turbo nose hair trimmers?
No!
Anyway, thanks for the advice You really helped You don't have to thank me, Will I'll be rewarded in a better place Oh, look, we're in a better place Reward me!
Why don't you roll over in that massage chair and reward yourself Hi Can I help you?
I'd like to exchange this Would ya like to look at our catalog?
No.
I pretty much know what I want Um...
I'm a gardener And I garden in these-- these little holes the size of-- of, uh, well nostrils And I just--I need something that I can really get in there and-- and dig out all that extra, uh, foliage Well, we have these nose hair trimmers-- Nose hair trimmers!
Wow, that hadn't occurred to me Well, if you think it'll work in my garden / I'll have someone get them God, I'd hate to be behind you when you're buying condoms Will, I found it The single CD shower companion 'Cause you can never have too many companions in the shower!
Jack Isn't that why your membership to the Y was revoked?
Ooh, check out the man-cake at the counter I know that guy That's that horse guy Oh, me likes the sound of that!
Come on, intro-seduce me Yeah, I'd like to uh, exchange this foot massager My girlfriend got it as a gift and she was gonna return it herself but she's kind of embarrassed 'cause she thinks her feet are kinda big I happen to think she has great feet I offered to do it for her 'cause I'm trying to impress her Say, what is it about you that makes people just wanna open up?
Uh-oh.
Your horse guy's straight, Will He's talking about Grace Ooh, then maybe there's hope Oh, honey, I didn't sleep a wink all night I don't know if it was worrying about you or those Mexican amphetamines I've been taking, but...
(����Ÿ�� : �������� ����) I have to know what happened with Will How'd he like his gift?
Oh, he loved it Oh And he said he'd-- he'd give me some more time Honey, that's great So I helped someone Hopefully this will count toward my community service I'm sick of pickin' up trash in the park with that kid from "The Sopranos."
(The Sopranos: �̱� ���ǾƸ� ������� ���) The only thing is, is I may have accidentally lied a little I didn't tell him about Leo Now, Grace-- what have I always told you about lying?
That it's good But it didn't feel right I've got tell Will the truth-- the whole truth Well, maybe it's for the best Then you and I can move on with our lives Out in the open to love freely Karen, we're not a couple Aren't we?
No Well, all I know is when I woke up this morning there was red hair on my pillow and lesbian porn in the VCR Hey, ladies Hey, hey Hey, ladies My feet are killing me We just walked like 30 blocks Oh.
Can I get ya something to drink?
She's buttering him up She didn't tell him about Leo Ya know what I'd really like?
Where's that new foot massager?
He's setting her up He knows about Leo You don't need the electric massager I will rub your feet No, no, get it I wanna try it Look, Will, I don't--I don't-- I don't have the massager, okay?
She gave it to her guy He's a really good kisser How good a kisser?
What happened to it?
Did your boyfriend take it back to The Sharper Image?
He's not my-- How did you know about that?
I saw him there when I was returning that stupid personal cooling system You returned the personal cooling system?
Why didn't you just tell me that you didn't like it?
I don't know Why didn't you tell me you wanted more time because of some guy?
Hey, you want me to show you?
Show me Okay Get out!
Damn, Leo's good I'm sorry I was going to tell you I started to tell you And then you were so understanding And then there were gifts and curled ribbons-- Grace, Grace, bottom line Do you wanna have this baby with me, or not?
You said I could have more time That was before I found out you were sneakin' around behind my back If you wanna back outta this I want you to back out now I don't wanna have this conversation again in a month like we did with the cabinets "I like the nickel pulls No, I like the brass pulls" "Oh, no, I like the nickel pulls again."
Make up your friggin' mind!
So what you're saying is if I don't do it tomorrow you don't want to do it at all?
That's right, Grace It's now or never Well, if that's the case I guess I have to go with never Oh, I can't believe this!
This is only the most important thing we've ever done together and you flake out on me?
I don't know why that's surprising You're a flake!
I am not a flake!
Oh, please The dinners you blow off the dry cleaning you forget to pick up the rent that's late every month and it's always been this way, Grace You skipped out on my law school graduation party before I cut the cake That was a big deal It was carrot cake!
That's never a big deal!
But I always let it go, Grace because it's not like we're making a baby or something Except this time we're making a baby!
/ Yes, at the moment you say, the place you say, wearing the clothes you say You are a control freak!
All I asked for was one month one month to see where this is going Oh, let me tell you where this is going You'll end up hating him in three weeks, because-- I don't know, he has a weird chest hair pattern or he doesn't like watching E!
Or he'll end up hating you because you're too needy Then you'll fall apart I'll pick you up, and then magically, you'll be ready to have a baby!
Wow So that's what you think of me Look, I'm sorry that I met someone 'cause I know how much you hate it when I'm happy Oh, that is such a load-- Admit it You're happiest when I'm miserable I mean, come on Isn't that our thing?
Because then you don't have to look at how miserable you are Shut up, Grace!
/ But I am not gonna be miserable for you I am gonna try to be happy and if you can't deal with that then you are even more pathetic than I thought!
Get out of here Go to hell!
I want you out of here in two weeks!
You don't live here anymore