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Show: Psych - 1x5

{230}{265}ONLY THE WORST THING EVER!
{286}{358}A MISSING CAPTAIN DELICIOUS|MAGIC MOOD RING!
{362}{393}DAD, THIS IS A CRIME.
{397}{416}CAN YOU HAVE THEM|ARRESTED?
{420}{471}FIRST OF ALL, SHAWN, NO,|THIS IS NOT A CRIME.
{475}{503}CAN'T YOU JUST HAUL THEM IN|FOR QUESTIONING?
{507}{520}LAY INTO THEM A LITTLE?
{524}{546}AND WHO IS "THEM"?
{550}{602}YOU KNOW, THE CEREAL PEOPLE?
{606}{652}OH, THE CEREAL PEOPLE, HUH?
{673}{699}I'LL TELL YOU|WHAT, SHAWN.
{703}{757}YOU CAN SPEND A LOT OF TIME|CALLING 411 {761}{794}TO GET THE NUMBER|FOR YOUR CEREAL PEOPLE.
{798}{825}THEY'RE GOING TO STICK YOU|ON HOLD FOREVER, {829}{860}LISTENING TO BAD MUSIC, {864}{919}FINALLY YOU'RE GOING TO GET|SOME DIM-WITTED SECRETARY {923}{942}WHO'S GOING TO TAKE|YOUR MESSAGE, {946}{984}AND THEN SHE'S GOING|TO THROW IT {988}{1011}IN A WASTEBUCKET.
{1015}{1062}OR YOU CAN USE|THE SKILLS I TAUGHT YOU, {1084}{1119}AND YOU CAN OUTSMART 'EM.
{1228}{1255}WHAT AM I MISSING?
{1327}{1351}WHERE IS THE RING?
{1355}{1402}WELL, IT'D BE AT THE BOTTOM...
{1406}{1431}NOT OF THIS BOX.|YOU'RE RIGHT.
{1435}{1477}THE BIG OLD BAD CEREAL|COMPANY MESSED UP.
{1481}{1524}SO YOU GRAB ANOTHER BOX.|TOUGH LUCK.
{1528}{1555}WHERE'S THE RING NOW?
{1559}{1590}AT THE BOTTOM.
{1594}{1658}NOW I'VE GOT TO|EAT THE WHOLE BOX.
{1696}{1715}AND WHERE'S THE RING NOW?
{1719}{1756}AT THE TOP!
{1760}{1799}THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU SEE,|SOMETIMES, SHAWN, {1803}{1835}YOU DON'T HAVE|TO DIG SO DEEP.
{1839}{1881}ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO|IS TURN SOMETHING UPSIDE DOWN {1885}{1926}TO MAKE IT RIGHT-SIDE UP,|AND THEN...
{2010}{2039}YOU GET YOUR PRIZE.
{2043}{2090}THANKS, DAD!
{2145}{2170}EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN {2174}{2199}WHY WE COULDN'T SIT|IN A RESTAURANT {2203}{2232}AND EAT|LIKE CIVILIZED PEOPLE.
{2236}{2278}MOVING IS GOOD, GUS.|IT HELPS THE DIGESTION.
{2282}{2316}PLUS, YOU AND I NEVER|DO THIS ANYMORE.
{2320}{2348}WHAT, EAT AND JOG?
{2352}{2377}NO, TALK.
JUST TALK.
{2406}{2451}CHECK IN WITH EACH OTHER|AS MEN.
{2455}{2482}I WANT TO KNOW|HOW YOU ARE.
{2486}{2532}I WANT TO KNOW|HOW GUS IS.
{2536}{2574}REALLY?
LIKE YOU'RE|REALLY ASKING ME?
{2578}{2633}YES, I'M REALLY ASKING,|BECAUSE I CARE.
{2637}{2673}WOW.
OKAY.
{2677}{2730}WE'VE BEEN WORKING CASES|NONSTOP FOR A MONTH.
{2734}{2776}TO BE HONEST, I'M BURNT.
{2780}{2828}I JUST WANT TO TAKE A NAP.
{2832}{2860}I COULDN'T AGREE|WITH YOU MORE, BUDDY.
{2864}{2889}I THINK WE SHOULD|LAY LOW FOR A BIT.
{2893}{2912}NO MORE CASES.
{2916}{2941}OH, I'M SO GLAD|TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.
{2945}{2993}I WAS KIND OF WORRIED|ABOUT TELLING YOU.
{2997}{3051}DON'T BE A SILLY GOOSE.
{3055}{3085}NOW, WE'VE HAD|A GOOD TALK, {3089}{3132}I THINK|WE BOTH FELT IT, {3136}{3148}AND LOOK AT THIS.
{3152}{3196}HERE WE ARE.
{3264}{3312}WHAT IS THIS, SHAWN?
{3316}{3338}OKAY, HERE'S THE THING.
{3342}{3394}THE POLICE MAY HAVE|FOUND A BODY, {3398}{3427}WHICH I MAY HAVE|PICKED UP {3431}{3454}ON MY POLICE SCANNER, {3458}{3543}WHICH I MAY HAVE|BROUGHT WITH ME.
{3547}{3566}NO CASES, SHAWN.
{3570}{3584}NO CASES.
{3588}{3615}WE GO IN, WE SEE, {3619}{3649}WE SAY HELLO, AND WE LEAVE.
{3653}{3700}SAY HELLO?|THIS IS A CRIME SCENE.
{3704}{3730}YOU CAN'T JUST|WALK IN THERE.
{3734}{3780}McNAB!
{3784}{3795}NABBY!
{3799}{3823}[TO GUS]: BUZZ.
{3844}{3862}BUZZ?
SERIOUSLY?
{3866}{3896}DON'T YOU EVER|TALK TO HIM?
{3900}{3939}WHY WOULD I TALK TO|ANYBODY NAMED BUZZ?
{3959}{3999}SHAWN!
MY MAN!
{4003}{4057}POW!
{4061}{4114}OKAY WITH...
YES.
{4118}{4165}YOU LOOK TRIM.
{4169}{4201}SOMEBODY MADE THEIR|WEDDING WEIGHT.
{4205}{4232}FIVE MORE POUNDS.|I'M CLOSE.
{4236}{4255}BUT I STILL|HAVE A MONTH.
{4259}{4289}YOU'LL GET THERE.
{4293}{4325}YOU REMEMBER MY PARTNER?
{4329}{4369}SURE, YEAH...|MATT, RIGHT?
{4388}{4421}GUS.
{4430}{4450}RIGHT.
{4454}{4474}SO, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT|GOING ON UP THERE?
{4478}{4495}DON'T HOLD OUT ON ME, NOW.
{4499}{4523}LOOKS LIKE|SUICIDE.
{4527}{4554}THE GUY FROM THE PHONE COMPANY {4558}{4587}FOUND THE VICTIM|IN HIS APARTMENT.
{4591}{4620}BEEN UP THERE|FOR A FEW DAYS ALREADY.
{4624}{4649}A FEW DAYS?
{4663}{4698}YOU MIND IF WE HEAD UP,|TAKE A LOOK, {4702}{4722}POKE AROUND A LITTLE?
{4726}{4755}AW, I DON'T KNOW.
{4759}{4786}LASSITER'S UP THERE, {4790}{4811}AND HE'S|IN A MOOD.
{4815}{4874}YEAH, WE JUST...|WE GOT HIS COFFEE.
{4878}{4906}WANT TO BRING IT BY,|MAKE IT RIGHT.
{4910}{4931}OH, THAT'S NICE OF YOU.
{4935}{4962}HE ASKED ME TO GET IT,|BUT...
{4990}{5047}BUT THIS IS PERFECT.
{5079}{5121}HEY, DID YOU JUST SIP THAT?
{5154}{5194}YOU DON'T TASTE|LASSITER'S COFFEE {5198}{5222}BEFORE YOU GIVE IT TO HIM?
{5226}{5252}THAT SURPRISES ME,|BUZZ.
{5256}{5302}HE'S SO PARTICULAR,|WITH NO CREAM, NO SUGAR...
{5306}{5343}IT'S THREE CREAMS, FOUR SUGARS.
{5347}{5394}YEAH, IT IS.
{5431}{5461}SHARP AS A TACK!
{5465}{5481}YOU!
{5485}{5554}AND FIT!
{5837}{5859}WE FOUND A NOTE.
{5863}{5911}THE BODY'S BEEN HERE|ATST THREE DAYS.
{5915}{5966}ALL SIGNS POINT|TO AN 11-44.
{5970}{6015}THREE 11-44s|IN FOUR MONTHS?
{6019}{6077}THERE MUST BE SOMETHING|IN THE WATER.
{6081}{6109}ALL RIGHT, LADIES|AND GENTLEMEN, LISTEN UP.
{6113}{6155}YOU KNOW THE PROCEDURE.|I WANT THIS DONE RIGHT.
{6159}{6228}I DO NOT WANT ANY MISTAKES.
{6276}{6314}HEY, BLOWIE.
{6318}{6348}I KNOW YOU'RE NEW, {6352}{6374}BUT IF YOU WANT|TO GET YOUR SPIT {6378}{6397}ALL OVER THE EVIDENCE, {6401}{6452}WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK IT?
{6456}{6484}CLEARLY HE DOESN'T NEED|ANY MORE COFFEE.
{6488}{6519}OKAY, THERE'S|THE DEAD GUY.
{6523}{6545}CAN WE GO NOW?
{6549}{6573}RELAX.|WE JUST GOT HERE.
{6577}{6603}HAVE SOME MEE KROB.
{6607}{6629}HOW DO YOU JUST EAT {6633}{6658}WHEN THERE'S A DEAD GUY|LAYING THERE?
{6662}{6741}WHAT, IS THAT RUDE?|AM I SUPPOSE TO SHARE?
{6745}{6762}FORENSICS.
{6854}{6874}ACT NATURAL.
{6927}{6956}OH, THAT'S IT!
{6960}{7000}WHAT?|WHAT DO YOU SEE?
{7027}{7068}RED PEPPER FLAKES.
{7072}{7092}IS THAT A CL|OR SOMETHING?
{7096}{7126}NO, IT'S A DELICIOUS SPICE {7130}{7166}AND IT'S EXACTLY WHAT|MY MEE KROB NEEDS.
{7170}{7233}I TOLD YOU THIS.
{7237}{7289}WHAT ARE YOU DOING?|THIS IS A CRIME SCENE.
{7293}{7316}YOU CAN'T TOUCH STUFF.
{7408}{7436}WHAT?
{7559}{7607}SERIOUSLY,|CHECK THIS OUT.
{7680}{7710}A MARINATING STEAK?
{7714}{7748}WHAT, YOU WANT|TO EAT THAT TOO?
{7752}{7783}NO, BUT DON'T YOU FIND|THAT A LITTLE ODD?
{7787}{7830}THAT A MAN WOULD|EAT A STEAK?
{7834}{7858}THAT A MAN WHO WAS READY|TO KILL HIMSELF {7862}{7899}WOULD TAKE THE TIME|TO MARINATE A STEAK {7903}{7980}FOR A FUTURE MEAL?
{8016}{8074}DUDE...
{8078}{8124}THIS WAS NOT SUICIDE.
{8128}{8160}THIS WAS MURDER.
{8460}{8507}THE DOOR LATCH IS STILL INTACT.
{8542}{8564}NOW, I ASK YOU, {8568}{8600}IF YOU WERE GONNA KILL YOURSELF, {8604}{8630}WOULDN'T YOU WANT|THE DOOR TO BE LOCKED {8634}{8695}SO NO ONE COULD BARGE IN ON YOU?
{8699}{8749}WHAT?
{8753}{8799}I DON'T--WHAT IS--|I DON'T-- {8803}{8844}WHAT IN THE NAME|OF SWEET JUSTICE {8848}{8865}ARE YOU TWO DOING {8869}{8881}IN MY CRIME SCENE?
{8885}{8897}YOUR CRIME SCENE?
{8901}{8943}THAT'S FUNNY.|I DIDN'T SEE YOUR NAME ON IT.
{8947}{8982}HEH HEH.
GET OUT.
{8986}{9008}WE ARE.
{9012}{9035}JUST THOUGHT|YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW {9039}{9098}THAT THIS THING HERE,|NOT A SUICIDE.
{9102}{9153}GREAT.|THANKS FOR THAT.
REALLY.
{9157}{9205}AND THANKS ALSO FOR BRINGING|A SNACK TO THE CRIME SCENE.
{9349}{9376}OH, BOY!
{9460}{9488}I'M SENSING A...
{9492}{9554}I'M SENSING THERE WAS|SOMEONE HERE, {9558}{9585}SOMEONE HERE|IN THE ROOM {9589}{9617}WITH THE VICTIM|WHEN HE DIED.
{9621}{9719}SOMEONE WITH A SLIVER OF GREASE|ON HIS OR HER SHOE.
{9723}{9785}NO, I'M NOT SENSING|A STRUGGLE.
{9789}{9817}NO STRUGGLE...
{9850}{9909}[BANGING] {9913}{9967}THE DOOR.
{9971}{9998}DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK DOWN|THE DOOR WHEN YOU GOT HERE?
{10002}{10022}NO, IT WAS OPEN.
WHY?
{10026}{10045}NO, NO, NO, {10049}{10069}DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.
{10073}{10099}GET UP.
{10103}{10145}McNAB, I WANT YOU TO ESCORT|THESE TWO MEN {10149}{10185}OUT OF HERE NOW.
{10189}{10211}OH, COME ON.|LET ME READ THE WITNESSES.
{10215}{10233}YOU KNOW, DUE DILIGENCE.
{10237}{10279}SPENCER, WE DID|THE DUE DILIGENCE.
{10283}{10307}IT WAS A SUICIDE.
{10311}{10346}THERE IS NO CRIME.|THERE ARE NO WITNESSES.
{10350}{10374}YOU'RE WRONG.
{10378}{10422}THERE IS A WITNESS.
{10481}{10537}THERE'S A CAT.
{10541}{10602}I WANT TO TALK TO THAT CAT.
{10639}{10744}AS SOON AS HE'S FINISHED...|LICKING HIMSELF.
{10834}{10917}WOW.I'M JEALOUS.
{10921}{11290}www.
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|sync: FRM@Linda {11424}{11456}BELIEVE|YOU TOOK THAT CAT.
{11460}{11475}GUS, THEY WERE GOING|TO SHIP HIM OFF {11479}{11505}TO AN ANIMAL SHELTER.
{11509}{11534}WHAT CHOICE DID I HAVE?
{11538}{11567}PLUS THIS CAT|IS THE LEAD WITNESS {11571}{11600}IN A MAJOR MURDER|INVESTIGATION.
{11604}{11624}YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM?
{11628}{11668}OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
{11674}{11718}YOU TOOK THE CAT,|YOU CARRY IT.
{11722}{11755}WE'RE RIGHT ON|THIS THING NOW.
{11759}{11798}I DIDN'T HAVE|ANYTHING SUBANTIAL.
{11802}{11823}A STEAK?
{11827}{11849}THE CHAIN THE DOOR?|A STAIN ON THE CARPET?
{11853}{11879}I WOULDN'T HE BELIEVED ME.
{11883}{11920}WE NEEDED AN "IN,"|NOW WE HAVE ONE, {11924}{11969}PLUS HE CLEARLY LIKES YOU.|GIVE HIM A SNUGGLE.
{11973}{12024}YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY|GOING TO ENJOY THIS, {12028}{12052}YOU HAVING|TO CARRY THIS CAT AROUND, {12056}{12100}PRETENDING YOU CAN|COMMUNICATE WITH IT.
{12104}{12133}I'M BUYING A DISPOSABLE CAMERA {12137}{12156}FOR WHEN YOU HAVE|TO CLEAN OUT {12160}{12174}HIS DIRTY LITTER BOX.
{12178}{12207}LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
{12211}{12258}THIS CAT HERE IS A GIFT, {12262}{12291}A CONDUIT FOR US|TO SAVE LIVES, {12317}{12373}AND HE HAS MORE TEGRITY|IN HIS LITTLE FURRY HAND...
{12377}{12384}PAW.
{12388}{12422}PAW, THAN MOST PEOPLE|HAVE IN THEIR WHOLE...
{12426}{12457}APPENDAGES...
{12512}{12538}APPENDAGES.
{12542}{12549}WHAT?
{12553}{12580}ALL OF...
{12605}{12685}THAN MT PEOPLE HAVE IN ALL|OF THEIR APPENDAGES...
{12689}{12712}COMBINED.
{12745}{12757}OH YEAH?
{12761}{12806}I THINK HE WANTS|TO SLEEP ON YOUR CHAIR.
{12810}{12840}HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING|TO KEEP THIS UP FOR?
{12844}{12907}UNTIL WE SOLVE THE CRIME.
{12911}{12943}DON'T YOU OR YOUR CAT|GET MAD AT ME, {12947}{12979}BUT I DON'T THINK|THERE WAS A CRIME.
{12983}{13019}OH, REALLY?|YOU DON'T THINK SO?
{13023}{13052}TRY TELLING THAT|TO THIS POOR LITTLE GUY, {13056}{13094}WHO TRAUMATIZED|SEEING HIS OWNER KILLED.
{13098}{13160}TELL HIM.
{13207}{13264}I'M JUST SAYING I CAN KINDA GET|WHERE LASSITER IS COMING FROM.
{13268}{13315}A FEW SUICIDES IS NOT UNCOMMON.
{13319}{13380}GUS, DID YOU LOOK|AT THE SKY TODAY?
{13384}{13414}BLUE, CLEAR...
{13418}{13448}AND DID YOU FEEL IT|OUT THERE?
{13452}{13518}WARM.
NICE.
STATISTICALLY,|PEOPLE IN MILD CLIMAS {13522}{13573}ARE FAR LESS LIKELY|TO KILL THEMSELVES.
{13577}{13607}NOW, IF WE WERE|IN VLADIVOSTOK, {13611}{13643}WE COULD TALK.
{13647}{13671}THE POINT IS,|AT THE END OF THE DAY, {13675}{13747}THIS WAS A 50-YEAR-OAN|LIVING ALONE WITH A CAT.
{13751}{13783}OH.
OH.
{13787}{13811}DO YOU WANT DOWN?
{13815}{13858}YOU CAN GET DOWN.
{13993}{14024}YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
{14028}{14080}I KNOW I'M RIGHT.
{14103}{14167}IT'S PROBABLY A SUICIDE.
{14171}{14203}THANK YOU.
{14207}{14258}THAT WAS BIG OF YOU TO ADMIT.
{14262}{14303}I'M UNCLEAR|ON ONE LITTLE THING.
{14307}{14348}WHAT'S THAT?
{14352}{14425}HOW DO WE EXPLAIN|THE SECOND BODY THEY JUST FOUND?
{14605}{14636}DETECTIVE O'HARA.
{14640}{14672}WELL, YOU'RE HERE|ALL BY YOURSELF?
{14750}{14778}AH.
{14821}{14887}DAMN IT ALL.
{14934}{14962}COULD HAVE HAPPENED|TO ANYBODY.
{14966}{14988}TALK TO ME.
{14992}{15023}WELL, VICTIM IS A FEMALE|IN HER LATE 20s, {15027}{15056}GLORIA STARKS.
{15060}{15093}WE'RE WAITING FOR|FORENSICS TO CONFIRM, {15097}{15130}BUT IT APPEARS TO BE|A SUICIDE.
{15134}{15162}CARBON MONOXIDE|POISONING.
{15166}{15187}ASPHYXIATION.
{15191}{15245}OOH, I'M AFRAID|THE CAT DOESN'T THINK SO.
{15249}{15283}TURN AROUND AND WALK AWAY.
{15287}{15311}THIS CAT CAN TELL US {15315}{15333}IF THE KILLER HAS BEEN HERE.
{15337}{15370}ALL I NEED IS 30 SECONDS.|WATCH THIS.
{15374}{15397}YOU READY, BOY?|HUH?
YOU READY?
{15401}{15469}WHAT?
WHAT, OVER HERE?|WHERE?
{15473}{15519}WHAT...
{15557}{15584}THAT IS-- {15588}{15610}THAT IS VERY THOUGHTFUL.
{15614}{15638}I'LL TELL HIM.
{15642}{15669}HE SAYS THE FACT|THAT YOU TAKE {15673}{15714}THREE CREAMS AND FOUR SUGARS|IN YOUR COFFEE?
{15718}{15740}DANGEROUS.
{15744}{15768}IS THAT TRUE?
{15772}{15793}DO YOU REALLY TAKE|THREE CREAMS {15797}{15816}AND FOUR SUGARS?
{15820}{15844}SO WHAT?
{15848}{15893}THAT IS A HEART ATTACK|WAITING TO HAPPEN.
{15897}{15927}YOU'RE STILL A YOUNG MAN.
{15931}{15963}THAT WAS AMAZING.|HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
{15967}{15994}IT WAS A LUCKY GUESS.
{15998}{16024}DON'T YOU GET TIRED|OF SAYING THAT?
{16028}{16076}WITH YOUR PERMISSION,|I'D LIKE THE LITTLE BOY CAT {16080}{16132}TO SNIFF OUT THE CAR.
{16190}{16212}ABSOLUTELY NOT.
{16216}{16232}OOPS!
{16264}{16295}WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
{16299}{16334}JUST RELAX AND LET|HIM DO HIS J.
{16338}{16371}HE MIGHT FIND SOMETHING.
{16406}{16433}HE'S PEEING.
{16564}{16581}NO.
{16585}{16610}NO, HE'S DRAWING YOUR ATTENTION {16614}{16665}TO THE EVIDENCE|IN THE BACK SEAT.
{16669}{16706}BY PEEING ON IT.
{16710}{16735}NICE.
{16739}{16798}COME HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY.
{16802}{16827}NICE KITTY.
{16831}{16877}YES, DID YOU MAKE GOOD PEE-PEE?
{16881}{16903}DID YOU MAKE|GOOD PEE-PEE?
{16907}{16927}YES, YOU DID.
{16931}{16955}WHAT?
{17020}{17075}THAT'S--THAT'S|A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE.
{17147}{17171}I'M SORRY,|THAT'S RUDE.
{17175}{17199}HE WAS JUST SAYING {17203}{17222}THAT HE WOULD HAVE DONE|THE SAME THING {17226}{17263}IF HE'D KILLED|HIMSELF.
{17267}{17306}HE WOULD HAVE|SWUNG BY THE DRY CLEANER'S {17310}{17358}AND GRABBED THE PANTSUIT FIRST.
{17362}{17403}MAYBE SHE PICKED UP|THE DRY CLEANING {17407}{17433}DAYS AGO.
{17437}{17458}DID THE CAT EVER THINK OF THAT?
{17462}{17503}WHAT IS HE DOING|RIGHT HERE?
{17507}{17533}HE IS MEASURING {17537}{17591}THE AMOUNT|OF CARBON MONOXIDE EMITTED.
{17633}{17677}OKAY.I KNEW THAT.
{17681}{17719}[SHAWN]:|YEAH, YOU DID.
{17723}{17770}[STARTS ENGINE] {17774}{17808}[RADIO BLARES] {17812}{17847}WHOA!
{17903}{17933}NOW, DOES SHE STRIKE YOU {17937}{17978}AS THE TYPE|THAT WOULD GO FOR HEAVY METAL?
{17982}{18008}ANY NUMBER OF PEOPLE {18012}{18032}COULD HAVE CHANGED|HER RADIO STATION.
{18036}{18083}MR.
SPENCER,|IF YOU AND YOUR NEW PARTNER {18087}{18119}ARE FINISHED|URINATING ON THINGS, {18123}{18158}I BELIEVE|YOUR WORK HERE IS DONE.
{18209}{18230}CHECK OUT|THE DRY CLEANING.
{18234}{18274}I'M ON IT.
{18337}{18367}LOOK, I DON'T CARE|WHAT LASSITER SAYS, {18371}{18415}THE CAT|IS NOT MY NEW PARTNER, GUS.
{18419}{18445}DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
{18449}{18495}THEN TELL ME AGAIN WHY THE CAT|GETS TO RIDE SHOTGUN.
{18499}{18545}HE GETS CAR SICK,|AND YOU KNOW THIS.
{18549}{18587}DO YOU WANT HIM TO THROW|UP AGAIN BACK THERE?
{18591}{18622}IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
{18626}{18674}THAT'S NOT FUNNY, SHAWN.
{18678}{18710}HERE.
LAY THESE DOWN.
{18714}{18758}HE'S DOING FINE.
AREN'T YOU?
{18762}{18806}[GUS]:|THIS IS A COMPANY CAR, SHAWN.
{18810}{18855}THAT MEANS I HAVE TO RETURN IT|IN LIKE-NEW CONDITION.
{18859}{18882}LAY THESE DOWN.
{19036}{19056}WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.|LOOK AT THIS.
{19060}{19098}WHAT?
{19140}{19194}70% OFF ALL STORM DOORS|AND WINDOW PANES.
{19198}{19218}EVERYTHING MUST GO?
{19222}{19245}GUS, FLIP IT OVER.
{19290}{19321}IT'S HER.
{19325}{19347}STRUGGLING ACTRESS {19351}{19386}LANDS BIG BREAK|IN SANTA BARBARA PLAY.
{19390}{19432}AND THEN KILLS HERSELF?|I DON'T THINK SO.
{19436}{19484}OKAY, YOU MIGHT BE ON|TO SOMETHING.
{19488}{19547}THE PLAY'S CALLED|"DAZZLE AND STRETCH."
{19551}{19600}DAZZLE AND STRETCH?
{19604}{19642}[KNOCKING] {19679}{19727}I WAS WONDERING|IF I COULD ASK YOU A...
{19731}{19795}A QUESTION.
{19799}{19829}I COULD REALLY USE SOME ADVICE.
{19887}{19926}YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
{19930}{19955}GET ON IN HERE.
{20134}{20186}WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, McNAB?
{20190}{20230}IT'S JUST THAT-- {20234}{20258}YOU'RE STILL MARRIED, RIGHT?
{20289}{20326}ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?
{20330}{20369}NO, SIR.
NO, I-- {20373}{20400}I JUST HAVE A QUESTION.
{20430}{20443}ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT, {20447}{20493}DID YOU FEEL ANY...
{20497}{20559}WELL, ANY ADDED PRESSURE|TO PERFORM?
{20563}{20581}EXCUSE ME?
{20585}{20612}IT'S JUST THAT|MY FRANCIE {20616}{20649}IS GOING TO BE EXPECTING A LOT {20653}{20686}ON OUR FIRST NIGHT|AS A MARRIED COUPLE, {20690}{20756}AND I WAS WONDERING|IF YOU HAD ANY TIPS {20760}{20777}FOR ME.
{20781}{20837}WHAT THE HELL|KIND OF SICK BASTARD ARE YOU?
{20841}{20870}THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.
{20874}{20923}I APPRECIATE IT.
{20927}{20976}SO WHAT YOU'RE TRYING|TO TELL ME IS {21010}{21047}NOW IT'S THE CAT {21051}{21095}THAT'S CONVINCED|THESE WEREN'T SUICIDES?
{21099}{21122}YES.
{21126}{21152}DO YOU REALLY THINK {21156}{21185}I'M GOING TO OPEN|A BUNCH OF CLOSED CASES {21189}{21233}JUST BECAUSE A CAT TELLS ME TO?
{21237}{21270}[MEOW] {21323}{21356}THIS IS IT.
{21465}{21488}[MEOW] {21492}{21553}YES.
{21557}{21593}THIS IS IT.
{21597}{21621}THE GIRL THAT WAS FOUND|IN HER CAR, {21625}{21682}GLORIA STARKS.
{21686}{21735}SHE'S HERE.
{21739}{21809}SHE'S HERE WITH US.
{21997}{22023}[IN A WOMAN'S VOICE]:|OH, DESPAIR!
{22061}{22083}I FEAR THAT YOU WILL LEAVE ME!
{22087}{22156}WHAT CHOICE|DO I HAVE?
{22182}{22275}* I DAZZLE * {22279}{22320}* AND I STRETCH * {22355}{22381}* I DAZZLE...
* {22385}{22460}* AND I STRETCH * {22464}{22485}WHAT THE HELL {22489}{22509}IS GOING ON|IN HERE?
{22513}{22530}SHH.
{22534}{22547}MR.
SPENCER, {22551}{22591}THIS IS|TELLING ME NOTHING.
{22595}{22620}HE CAN'T HEAR YOU RIGHT NOW, {22624}{22664}'CAUSE, SEE,|HE'S CHANNELING THE CAT, {22668}{22701}WHO'S CHANNELING GLORIA.
{22705}{22736}* I DAZZLE * {22740}{22766}THEN WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?
{22770}{22822}* I STRETCH * {22826}{22855}BAD ACTING.
{22859}{22908}[GUS]: I THINK SHE WANTS YOU|TO SEE SOMETHING IN THE PAPER.
{22912}{22947}GLORIA IS TRYING TO TELL YOU|SOMETHING.
{22951}{22976}* STRETCH * {22980}{23010}* DAZZLE|STRETCH...
* {23095}{23123}70% OFF STORM DOORS|AND WINDOW PANES.
{23127}{23175}EVERYTHING MUST GO.
{23314}{23335}STRUGGLING ACTRESS {23339}{23403}LANDS BIG BREAK|IN SANTA BARBARA PLAY.
{23407}{23427}SO WHAT?
{23431}{23446}[GUS]: SO WHAT?
{23450}{23488}DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A WOMAN|WHO WOULD KILL HERSELF?
{23492}{23520}PLEASE, ALL ACTRESSES|ARE CRAZIES.
{23524}{23566}I KNOW.|I DATED ONE IN COLLEGE ONCE.
{23570}{23623}SHE HAD A NOSE RING.
{23627}{23652}GOOD WORK,|LITTLE BUDDY.
{23656}{23691}WHOA.
{23695}{23754}I DON'T KNOW.|THIS IS SOMETHING.
{23758}{23762}[SHAWN]: SOMETHING?
{23766}{23780}OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
{23784}{23811}THAT'S THE BIGGEST THING {23815}{23843}THAT EVER HAPPENED|FOR THAT GIRL.
{23847}{23886}YOU NEED TO STOP WAITING AROUND|FOR ANOTHER SUICIDE {23890}{23942}AND START LOOKING|FOR A SERIAL KILLER.
{23949}{23989}SPENCER?
{24019}{24053}get off my leg {24281}{24328}WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
{24349}{24370}I HAVE NO IDEA, {24374}{24404}BUT I SEE IT ON {y: i}NUMB3RS|ALL THE TIME, {24408}{24446}AND IT SEEMS|TO WORK FOR THEM.
{24467}{24509}YOU READY TO GIVE UP?
{24513}{24532}FOUR SEPARATE SUICIDES, {24536}{24578}TWO OF WHICH OCCURRED|BEFORE WE CAME ON THE CASE, {24582}{24607}AND I DON'T SEE A PATTERN|OF ANY KIND.
{24611}{24673}DIFFERENT AGES,|DIFFERENT SEXES.
{24677}{24708}DIFFERENT SOCIO-ECONOMIC LEVELS.
{24712}{24738}DIFFERENT METHODS OF DEATH.
{24742}{24787}NO DUPLICATE WEAPONS, LOCATIONS.
{24791}{24831}WHAT DO WE GOT?
{24835}{24866}FIRST WE HAVE A JUMPER, {24870}{24952}SECOND, AN OVEN, THIRD, PILLS,|FOURTH, CARBON MONOXIDE.
{24956}{25025}THEY ALL HAVE TO BE CONNECTED|SOMEHOW.
{25029}{25063}WHAT I SEE|IS A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.
{25067}{25122}NOTHING.
{25157}{25177}{y: i}YOU SEE, SOMETIMES, SHAWN, {25181}{25209}YOU DON'T NEED TO DIG SO DEEP.
{25213}{25288}YOU JUST NEED|TO TURN THINGS UPSIDE DOWN...
{25292}{25356}TO MAKE THEM RIGHT-SIDE UP.
{25360}{25424}AND THERE'S YOUR PRIZE.
{25505}{25546}WAIT A MINUTE.
{25631}{25662}WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
{25666}{25706}I'M TURNING THINGS UPSIDE DOWN {25710}{25801}IN ORDER TO MAKE THEM|RIGHT-SIDE UP.
{25873}{25922}AND THERE'S THE PRIZE.
{25978}{26024}[GUS]: THIS IS THE PRIZE?
{26028}{26073}GOING TO THE FIRST|DEAD GUY'S PLACE, AND WHAT?
{26077}{26093}TALK TO A DEAD GUY?
{26097}{26147}NO, WE TALK|TO DEAD GUY'S BROTHER.
{26151}{26212}THE DEAD GUY'S BROTHER LIVES|AT THE DEAD GUY'S PLACE?
{26225}{26262}THEY WERE ROOMMATES,|BUT THAT'S THE POINT.
{26266}{26320}HE'S GETTING RID|OF THE APARTMENT, {26324}{26365}AND WE'RE HERE TO RENT IT.
{26376}{26429}WE'RE WHAT?
{26472}{26500}WHY CAN'T WE FOR ONCE {26504}{26523}JUST TALK|TO SOMEBODY AS US?
{26527}{26537}BECAUSE, GUS, {26541}{26565}I DON'T WANT HIM|TO BE ON GUARD.
{26569}{26591}IF HE THINKS WE'RE|INVESTIGATING SOMETHING, {26595}{26639}HE'LL CLAM UP.
{26672}{26695}WES HILTONBOCK.
{26699}{26721}YEAH.
{26725}{26751}HEY, SHAWN SPENCER.
{26755}{26783}I TALKED TO YOU|ON THE PHONE {26787}{26807}ABOUT THE APARTMENT.
{26811}{26831}THIS IS GUS.
{26835}{26855}IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE|FOR BOTH OF US.
{26859}{26920}YEAH.
OKAY, COME IN.
{26924}{26967}THANKS, MAN.
{27090}{27152}JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW,|THE UTILITIES ARE INCLUDED, {27156}{27189}BUT I WOULD REQUIRE {27193}{27265}FIRST AND LAST MONTH|AND A SIZABLE SECURITY DEPOSIT.
{27269}{27299}OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
{27303}{27327}DO YOU TAKE CATS?
{27331}{27380}AH, I GUESS SO.
{27384}{27436}YOU TWO GUYS HAVE A CAT?
{27440}{27481}WE DO, ACTUALLY.
{27485}{27529}HE'S SORT OF|LIKE OUR CHILD.
{27533}{27577}I SEE.
{27581}{27607}HOW DO YOU GUYS|KNOW EACH OTHER?
{27611}{27643}WE'RE PARTNERS.
{27647}{27677}GOTCHA.
{27681}{27717}OH, NO, NO-- {27721}{27745}NO, NO, IT'S FINE.
{27749}{27772}REALLY, I'M TOTALLY FINE.
{27776}{27826}NO.
WE'RE PARTNERS|IN A PRIVATE-- {27830}{27877}RELATIONSHIP.|BELIEVE IT.
{27881}{27926}IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
{27930}{27975}WE FINISH|EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES.
{27979}{28000}SO, TELL ME, WES, {28004}{28044}WHY WOULD YOU|WANT TO GIVE UP {28048}{28076}SUCH A HANDSOME APARTMENT?
{28080}{28192}DO YOU NOT LIKE IT ANYMORE?
{28196}{28253}OOH!
GUS!
{28281}{28342}GOOD NEWS.|SHOWER FOR TWO.
{28444}{28479}UH, ACTUALLY, I JUST HAVE {28483}{28511}SOME BAD|MEMORIES HERE.
{28515}{28550}I USED TO LIVE HERE|WITH MY BROTHER, {28554}{28581}BUT HE PASSED AWAY.
{28585}{28607}[SHAWN]:|OH, I'M SORRY, MAN.
{28611}{28657}WAS HE SICK, OR?
{28661}{28689}HE KILLED HIMSELF.
{28693}{28728}OH, GOOD LORD.
{28732}{28752}I'M SO SORRY.
{28756}{28787}YEAH, I'M SORRY.
{28791}{28832}YEAH, ME TOO.
{28845}{28896}WE WERE REAL CLOSE,|YOU KNOW.
{28915}{28951}WAS HE DEPRESSED?
{28955}{28982}I MEAN, WERE THERE SIGNS?
{28986}{28998}DID YOU-- {29002}{29031}WHAT AM I-- I'M SORRY.
{29035}{29070}YOU DON'T HAVE TO|ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS.
{29082}{29110}NO.
{29120}{29206}ACTUALLY, I HAD NO IDEA|ANYTHING WAS WRONG, YOU KNOW.
{29210}{29253}I MEAN, HE HAD|SO MUCH TO LIVE FO {29257}{29317}HE'S A GREAT GUY,|YOU KNOW.
{29321}{29368}SMARTER THAN ME, MORE TALENTED.
{29372}{29421}HE WAS A GREAT SINGER.
{29458}{29507}HE WAS REALLY GOING PLAC.
{29562}{29625}SO, LOOK, ARE YOU GUYS|INTERESTED IN THE PLACE, OR?
{29629}{29673}WHAT DO YOU|THINK, HONEY?
{29677}{29713}I THINK IT'S GREAT.
{29717}{29737}I THINK IT'S PERFECT.
{29741}{29767}ALL RIGHT, THEN.
{29771}{29804}I'VE GOT ANOTHER COUPLE|COMING BY LATER, {29808}{29846}SO...
{29850}{29883}BUT I'LL LET YOU GUYS KNOW|EITHER WAY.
{29887}{29925}SHOWER FOR TWO?
{29929}{29958}THAT WAS SO I COULD|SEE YOUR FACE WHEN I SAID IT.
{29962}{30005}YOU KNOW, YOU ENJOY THESE THINGS|MORE THAN YOU SHOULD.
{30009}{30041}I SUFFERED THROUGH|THAT FOR NO REASON.
{30045}{30079}WE LEARNED NOTHING.
{30083}{30138}YES, BUT I GRABBED THIS|WHILE WE WERE UP THERE.
{30144}{30181}YOU TOOK HIS MAIL?
{30185}{30214}IT'S NOT LIKE I TOOK|HIS {y: i}SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.
{30218}{30233}IT'S A PHONE BILL.
{30237}{30261}YOU CAN'T OPEN|SOMEONE'S ELSE'S MAIL.
{30273}{30302}IT'S A FEDERAL OFFENSE!
{30306}{30317}GUS, HE'S DEAD.
{30321}{30353}SO WHAT?
{30376}{30449}I'LL HOLD IT TO MY HEAD|AND READ IT PSYCHICALLY.
{30453}{30469}HURRY UP, SHAWN.
{30473}{30497}GUS, WHO'S GOING TO SEE US?
{30501}{30528}HURRY UP.
{30532}{30606}WHY, THERE'S LIKE-- {30610}{30688}THERE'S LIKE 16 CALLS HERE|TO SOME 1-800 STRESS LINE...
{30692}{30726}INCLUDING THE LAST CALL HE MADE.
{30730}{30762}I'VE SEEN THE ADS FOR THAT.|SO WHAT?
{30766}{30805}A DEPRESSED GUY|CALLS A STRESS LINE.
{30809}{30855}I BETCHA A HUNGRY GUY|CALLS A PIZZA PLACE.
{30859}{30880}THAT DOESN'T TELL US ANYTHING.
{30884}{30925}YEAH, BUT IT MIGHT|GET US A LINK.
{30929}{30950}I'M GONNA RUN {30954}{30979}THE OTHER VICTIMS'|PHONE RECORDS.
{30983}{31005}WITH WHAT?
{31009}{31042}YOUR DO-IT-YOURSELF|PHONE RECORD RUNNING KIT?
{31046}{31093}THE NEXT BEST THING.
{31159}{31230}THE ANSWER IS|THE PHONE BILLS.
{31234}{31259}ED YOU TO RUN {31263}{31289}THE VICTIMS'|PHONE RECORDS.
{31293}{31336}WHAT?
NO C THIS TIME?
{31340}{31414}I HAVE A STRG SENSE|T A STRESS LINE, {31418}{31462}AND I KNOW THE LINK|IS IN THE PHONE RECORDS.
{31466}{31499}I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD THINK {31503}{31529}I WOULD DO|SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR YOU.
{31533}{31596}SOME HAVE SAID IT'S THE HAIR.
{31600}{31630}REALLY?
WHO SAYS THAT?
{31653}{31673}OH, GUESS WHAT.
{31677}{31706}WE ALREADY|RAN THE PHONE RECORDS {31710}{31733}AND CHECKED OUT|THE DRY CLEANING.
{31737}{31793}PANTSUITS WERE PICKED|UP OVER A WEEK AGO.
{31797}{31833}WHAT KIND OF|DOG AND PONY SHOW {31837}{31847}DO YOU THINK|WE RUN HERE?
{31851}{31891}GUS, YOU WANT|TO TAKE THIS ONE?
{31895}{31918}NO.
{31922}{31977}LET ME PUT AN END|TO THIS NON-CASE.
{31981}{32038}YES, ALL THE VICTIMS CALLED|THE 1-800 STRESS LINE, {32042}{32078}NOT JUST ONCE,|MANY TIMES OVER.
{32082}{32129}DETECTIVE LASSITER AND I|HAVE COMBED EVERYTHING.
{32133}{32156}WE'VE GONE TO THE BONE ON THESE.
{32160}{32184}ALL THE WAY TO THE BONE?
{32188}{32225}I KNOW THIS IS|HARD FOR YOU TO GRASP, {32229}{32286}BUT THESE PEOPLE DID HAVE|SOMETHING IN COMMON.
{32290}{32319}THEY WERE TROUBLED, {32323}{32345}AND THEY WERE|DEPRESSED, {32349}{32379}AND AS SAD AS THAT IS, {32383}{32403}THEY ALL COMMITTED SUICIDE.
{32407}{32455}CASE CLOSED.
{32459}{32502}WE'VE CLEARLY|WASTED YOUR TIME.
{32630}{32641}IT'S NOT OVER,|IS IT?
{32645}{32660}COURSE NOT.
{32664}{32682}THEY ALL CALLED|THE SAME HELP LINE {32686}{32718}AND THEY ALL KILLED|THEMSELVES?
COME ON!
{32722}{32787}SHAWN, THAT'S WHAT|RESSED PEOPLE DO.
{32791}{32872}IT'S STRANGE|HOW HE GAVE UP SO EASILY.
{32888}{32931}YEAH, IT IS.
{32935}{32953}MAYBE WE SHOULD {32957}{32985}TAKE A CLOSER LOOK|AT THAT STRESS LINE.
{33018}{33053}GLORIA STARKS|ONLY CALLED THAT LINE {33057}{33088}BECAUSE SHE WAS STRESSED|ABOUT AN AUDITION.
{33092}{33127}YOU CALL A HELP LINE,|THEY FIND YOU DEAD?
{33131}{33173}THAT'S NOT VERY HELPFUL.
{33177}{33225}WHAT IF SOMEONE THERE|IS KILLING THE CALLERS {33229}{33269}AND MAKING IT LOOK LIKE|A SUICIDE?
{33273}{33309}GUS, WE GO TO|THE STRESS LINE, {33313}{33374}I THINK|WE SOLVE THE CASE.
{33378}{33405}COME ON.
{33498}{33536}WHAT IS THIS?
{33540}{33559}YOU'RE LOOKING AT|OUR NEW BUSINESS.
{33563}{33583}MAZEL TOV.
{33587}{33632}ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
{33636}{33666}YOU RENTED OFFICE SPACE|FOR THIS?
{33670}{33697}GUS, DON'T BE A CRAZY HOOLIGAN.
{33703}{33738}I RENTED A SIGN.
{33904}{33962}NOW, LET'S GO SAY HELLO|TO OUR NEW NEIGHBORS.
{34093}{34129}HELLO, EVERYONE!
{34133}{34162}WHO WANTS PINEAPPLE?
{34166}{34223}BE HONEST.
{34227}{34253}YOU GUYS CAN SLICE IT UP|AND FIGHT OVER IT LATER.
{34257}{34297}I'M SORRY, GENTLEMEN.|MAY I HELP YOU?
{34324}{34343}I'M TERRANCE.
{34347}{34367}I RUN THE LINE HERE.
{34371}{34404}TERRANCE.
HELLO.
{34408}{34426}I'M SHAWN SPENCER.
{34430}{34455}THIS IS MY PARTNER, {34459}{34487}GUS SILLYPANTS|JACKSON.
{34491}{34535}JUST CAME BY|TO SAY HELLO.
{34539}{34599}WE'VE OPENED UP OUR OWN LITTLE|1-800 THINGY DOWN THE HALL.
{34603}{34639}NOT AS BIG|AS YOU GUYS.
{34643}{34678}MORE OF A CLOSET, REALLY.
{34682}{34716}YOWN 1-800...
THINGY?
{34720}{34746}YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
{34750}{34777}IT'S CALLED|"DIAL A PSYCHIC."
{34781}{34821}MAYBE YOU RECOGNIZE US.
{34825}{34854}I'M THE LEAD PSYCHIC {34858}{34898}FOR THE SANTA BARBARA|POLICE DEPARTMENT.
{34958}{35009}THE McCALLUM MURDERS.
{35055}{35084}THE EDMOND ROBBERIES?
{35088}{35108}OVER THERE.
{35112}{35151}YOU?
NOTHING?
NOTHING?|WOW.
{35155}{35188}WHAT, DO YOU GUYS|LIVE IN THIS ROOM?
{35192}{35252}[CHUCKLING] {35256}{35336}SO YOU CAN KNOW STUFF ABOUT ME|JUST BY LOOKING AT ME?
{35340}{35367}YEAH.
PRETTY MUCH.
{35371}{35392}DO IT.
{35396}{35435}DO IT?|GO AHEAD.
{35439}{35462}SHOW US.
{35491}{35511}LOOKING FOR A LITTLE DEMO.
{35515}{35562}WELL, THEY DON'T LIKE PINEAPPLE.
{35602}{35634}I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.
{35638}{35673}I DON'T THINK BIG T.
WANTS US|TO TAKE UP ANY MORE OF-- {35677}{35704}OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
{35708}{35728}GO RIGHT AHEAD.
{35732}{35756}HALF THE LINES ARE DOWN, {35760}{35780}THE PHONES|ARE BEING WORKED ON RIGHT NOW.
{35784}{35804}WE HAVE TIME|FOR YOUR LITTLE TRICK.
{35808}{35847}OH YEAH?
{35948}{35977}LET'S SEE|WHAT I CAN COME UP WITH.
{36248}{36291}LOOSE, FLOWING STANZAS, {36295}{36361}BOBBY FROST.
{36365}{36382}ARE YOU A POET, BY CHANCE?
{36386}{36413}YEAH.
{36417}{36461}YEAH, I AM.
WOW.
{36465}{36497}HOW DID YOU|KNOW THAT?
{36501}{36521}I GUESS YOU COULD SAY {36525}{36569}I'M A BIT OF A PSYCHIC POET.
{36603}{36625}OH, PLEASE.
STOP.
{36680}{36700}'CAUSE I'M, LIKE...
{36704}{36741}I'M FREAKING OUT.
{36745}{36780}DO YOU SEE HIS EYELINER?
{36784}{36835}THE GUY COULD BE THE|DRUMMER FROM THE CURE.
{36967}{36995}WOW.
{36999}{37031}YOU CAN SEE WHY YOU|COME OUT HERE TO EAT.
{37035}{37066}IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
{37070}{37114}THE SOUND OF THE SEAGULLS,|THE SMELL OF THE OCEAN, {37118}{37136}THE SALT AIR...
{37140}{37186}HMM.
{37190}{37211}I NEVER NOTICED.
{37215}{37257}WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?
{37261}{37290}IT'S WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.
{37294}{37326}I RAN THE SHEETS {37330}{37369}ON ALL THE VOLUNTEERS|AT THE STRESS LINE.
{37373}{37413}DO YOU MIND?
{37417}{37458}IT'S POLICE BUSINESS.
{37462}{37485}SCRAM!
{37560}{37584}LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
{37588}{37654}WELL, LOOKEE THERE.
{37658}{37699}IT'S A PICTURE|OF AN OLD FRIEND.
{37703}{37731}HMM.
{37838}{37894}HEY, RORY.
{38110}{38138}WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
{38142}{38178}I'VE BEEN SITTING|ON THIS MOP BUCKET {38182}{38226}IN THIS TINY CLOSET|FOR THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF.
{38230}{38264}I'M ALL CRAMPED.
{38268}{38288}WELL, GET UP, MAN.
{38292}{38342}DO SOME PUSHUPS OR SOMETHING.|I NEED YOU LIGHT AND LIMBER.
{38346}{38362}DO SOME PUSHUPS?
{38366}{38374}SURE, {38378}{38411}LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD|IN {y: i}ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ.
{38415}{38477}SURE, HE SPENDS THE WHOLE MOVIE|IN THE TINY LITTLE CELL, RIGHT, {38481}{38570}BUT HE'S IN THE BEST SHAPE|OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE.
{38574}{38615}GIVE ME A LITTLE PIECE OF TAPE.
{38619}{38658}WHAT HAPPENED TO|THE BIG TICKING TIME CLOCK?
{38662}{38723}GUS, WHAT DO YOU THINK|I'VE BEEN DOING ALL DAY?
{38843}{38899}MY WORK HAPPENS HERE...
{38903}{38925}AND HERE.
{38929}{38960}WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
{38999}{39070}I AM TRYING TO CREATE|A PLEASANT WORK ENVIRONMENT, {39074}{39110}AND I CAN TELL BY LOOKING|AT YOUR LITTLE AREA {39114}{39142}THAT YOU DON'T CARE.
{39146}{39165}WE DON'T WORK HERE, SHAWN.
{39169}{39199}WE DO UNTIL WE SOLVE|THESE MURDERS, {39203}{39240}BUT DON'T WORRY.|I HAVE A PLAN.
{39244}{39261}YOU ARE GOING TO CALL|THE STRESS LINE {39265}{39307}AND PRETEND|TO BE DEPRESSED, {39311}{39364}AND I'LL GO DOWN THE HALL|WHEN YOU MAKE THE CALL.
{39368}{39396}ASK FOR RORY {39400}{39420}SO THAT I CAN SEE HIM|IN ACTION.
{39424}{39454}WHY DON'T YOU CALL HIM?
{39458}{39488}GUS, PLEASE BE SERIOUS|FOR ONE SECOND.
{39492}{39518}NO ONE'S GOING TO BELIEVE|THAT I'M DEPRESSED.
{39522}{39545}I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
{39549}{39572}WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE CAT|MAKE THE CALL?
{39576}{39610}HE'S LIKE YOUR NEW PARTNER,|RIGHT?
{39614}{39636}WHERE IS HE, ANYWAY?
{39640}{39691}GUS, HE'S FAR MORE COMFORTABLE|IN YOUR CAR, {39695}{39743}PLUS I NEED HIM|WELL RESTED {39747}{39794}FOR WHEN HE IDENTIFIES|THE KILLER.
{39798}{39890}NOW, WAIT EXACTLY TWO SECONDS,|AND THEN MAKE THE CALL.
{39894}{39929}I HAVE NO IDEA|WHAT I'D EVEN SAY.
{39933}{39980}HERE'S A GOOD OPENER.
{39984}{40021}HELLO, MY NAME'S GUS.
{40025}{40096}I HAVE A DEEP-SEATED JEALOUSY|FOR A TINY LITTLE BOY CAT.
{40176}{40220}WHY WOULD YOU PUT THEM|ON SPEAKER PHONE?
{40224}{40260}SEE, BECAUSE I THINK|THAT TENDS TO UNDERCUT-- {40264}{40297}BIG T!
{40301}{40344}LOOK SHARP.
{40405}{40435}WHAT IS IT NOW, MR.
SPENCER?
{40439}{40467}JUST WANTED TO|PICK YOUR BRAIN.
{40471}{40514}HOW MANY LINES|DO YOU GOT GOING HERE?
{40518}{40553}WELL, I HAVE 12 LINES, {40557}{40578}BUT I'M ADDING MORE|ALL THE TIME.
{40582}{40607}I GET IT.I GET IT.
{40611}{40660}THE MORE LINES, THE MORE GREEN,|AM I RIGHT?
{40664}{40720}I'M A NON-PROFIT OPERATION.
{40724}{40761}THE CALLS ARE FREE.
{40765}{40802}I'M NOT IN THIS FOR THE MONEY.
{40806}{40833}REALLY?
THAT'S WEIRD.
{40837}{40880}SEE, I'M THINKING OF CHARGING|FOUR BUCKS A MINUTE.
{40985}{41037}RORY.
{41041}{41072}RORY!
{41121}{41143}[KNOCKING] {41147}{41177}HEY, ROR.
{41181}{41205}HEY.
{41209}{41241}WOW, YOU REALLY DO LOVE|YOUR MUSIC, HUH?
{41245}{41297}YOU KIDDING?|MUSIC INSPIRES ME.
{41301}{41374}YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T REALLY|STRIKE ME AS THE...
{41378}{41420}CHARITABLE TYPE.
{41424}{41468}I WAS GOING TO SAY "SENSITIVE,"|BUT SURE.
{41472}{41504}ACTUALLY, I'M HERE|AS PART OF A COMMUNITY SERVICE {41508}{41534}ON THIS ASSAULT BEEF.
{41538}{41597}I GOT INTO IT|WITH THIS GUY {41601}{41679}WHO DIDN'T LIKE MY POETRY, SO...
{41683}{41711}250 HOURS.
{41715}{41739}TWO FITTY?
WOW.
{41743}{41760}THAT'S INTENSE.
{41764}{41813}[BANG] {41817}{41840}RORY?
{41865}{41926}TAKE LINE SIX!
{41930}{41945}I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO WORK.
{41949}{42022}SORRY.
{42026}{42042}[SIGH] {42046}{42099}HELLO, STRESS LINE.
{42103}{42139}THE EXTRA "S"|IS FOR EXTRA STRESS.
{42143}{42176}THIS IS RORY.
{42180}{42242}UH-HUH.
{42246}{42367}SO YOU'RE EXPERIENCING|SOME STRESS.
{42371}{42397}CAREER AND PERSONAL?
{42401}{42478}WELL, YEAH, I SUPPOSE.
{42482}{42559}I MEAN, MY CAREER'S NOT EXACTLY|WHERE I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE.
{42563}{42644}NO.
NO, I DON'T HAVE|A GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW.
{42648}{42668}IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
{42672}{42724}RIGHT.
{42791}{42811}RIGHT.
{42815}{42857}THAT'S NOT GOOD.
{42861}{42963}UM, DOES IT MAKE YOU|HAVE DARK THOUGHTS?
{42967}{43054}LIKE HOW DARK ARE YOU TALKING?
{43058}{43074}LIKE "WANNA BE DEAD" DARK?
{43078}{43110}OKAY, EASY.
{43114}{43196}NOW, I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS,|LIKE, RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
{43200}{43231}SUICIDE IS NOT|THE ANSWER.
{43235}{43282}WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SUICIDE?
{43286}{43315}I JUST SAID MAYBE I SHOULD FIND|A NEW HOBBY, {43319}{43348}LIKE COIN COLLECTING, {43352}{43383}OR SOMETHING AT THE BEACH.
{43387}{43408}I LIKE WATER ACTIVITIES.
{43412}{43441}LIKE DROWNING?
{43445}{43480}[GUS]: WHAT?
{43484}{43507}DROWNING?
{43511}{43536}I DON'T WANT TO DROWN!
{43540}{43578}NO, NO, OF COURSE YOU DON'T.
{43582}{43619}THAT'S AWFUL, OKAY?
{43623}{43660}BUT I DON'T CARE|WHAT YOU SAY {43664}{43750}ABOUT SUICIDE IN A LAKE|BEING POETIC, YOU KNOW, {43754}{43786}LIKE, YOUR BODY FLOATING {43790}{43882}TO THE TOP OF THE PRISTINE,|SERENE WATERS, {43886}{43936}{y: i}AND YOUR FINAL BREATHS|{y: i}RIPPLING OUT {43940}{43976}IN AN EVER-WIDENING|CIRCLE, {43980}{44011}YOU KNOW, LIKE|THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, {44015}{44093}BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP|THAT KIND OF THINKING.
{44097}{44123}{y: i}YOU HAVE SO MUCH|{y: i}TO LIVE FOR.
{44127}{44152}YOU'RE DAMN STRAIGHT.
{44156}{44176}I HAVE A LOT TO LIVE FOR.
{44180}{44216}OF COURSE YOU DO.
{44220}{44240}YOU SEE, I CAN TELL, {44244}{44315}THIS PHONE CALL|IS HELPING YOU ALREADY.
{44414}{44447}DUDE, WHAT THE HELL|WAS THAT?
{44451}{44495}WAS HE TRYING TO HELP ME?|I FEEL REALLY CREEPED OUT.
{44499}{44533}DUDE, HE PUT YOU|ON THE CREEPY TRAIN {44537}{44555}HEADED FOR CREEP ISLAND {44559}{44592}WHERE THE NATIVES|DRINK CREEP NECTAR {44596}{44615}OUT OF CREEPY|COCONUT SHELLS.
{44619}{44658}SHAWN,|IT'S HORRIBLE.
{44662}{44682}YEAH, SORRY.
{44686}{44705}HE'S NUTS, SHAWN.
{44709}{44738}YES.|AND WORST OF ALL, {44742}{44767}HE ACTUALLY MADE|SOME GOOD POINTS.
{44771}{44822}PHARMACEUTICAL|SALES?
NOT SEXY.
{44826}{44863}YOU ARE MY ONLY|NON-WORK FRIEND.
{44867}{44886}THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING|WRONG WITH THAT.
{44890}{44926}HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT IS THIS?
{44930}{44948}WHAT?
{44952}{45010}"HANG IN THERE."
{45014}{45051}HE'S RIGHT.
{45055}{45086}I NEED TO START TAKING|SOME MORE RISKS.
{45090}{45135}DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN|GO CLIFF-DIVING?
{45139}{45170}NO.I'M BEING SERIOUS, SHAWN.
{45174}{45198}LOOK, WOULD IT MAKE YOU|FEEL ANY BETTER {45202}{45227}IF I TOLD YOU|HILTONBOCK CALLED?
{45231}{45259}WE GOT THE APARTMENT!
{45263}{45307}WHAT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER|IS IF WE CALLED THE POLICE!
{45311}{45342}THIS GUY IS|DANGEROUS, SHAWN.
{45346}{45366}LET'S CALL VICK.
{45370}{45387}MAYBE GET HIM ARRESTED.
{45391}{45421}GUS, GUS...|WHAT?
{45451}{45482}THE ONLY THING|THIS GUY IS GUILTY OF RIGHT NOW {45486}{45506}IS BEING A BAD POET.
{45510}{45581}YOU KNOW HOW THIS GAME WORKS.
{45585}{45618}WE CANNOT JUST PICK UP THE PHONE {45622}{45689}AND BEG THE POLICE|TO COME AND SAVE US.
{45693}{45768}LOOK, JUST...
JUST STAY AWAY|FROM THE WATER FOR NOW.
{45772}{45808}FINAL DECISION.
{45812}{45859}WE WAIT.
{46072}{46118}UM, NO, IT'S THIS WAY.
{46122}{46142}YOU SURE?|YES.
{46146}{46206}NOW, WAS THAT SO HARD?
{46248}{46307}MYBE YOU'D CARE|TO EXPLAIN THIS.
{46346}{46376}MY EYELINER PENCIL?
{46380}{46412}SO YOU ADMIT IT'S YOURS.
{46456}{46514}FUNNY HOW GLORIA STARKS'|SUICIDE NOTE {46518}{46547}WAS SCRAWLED|ACROSS HER WINDSHIELD {46551}{46590}IN BLACK EYELINER, {46594}{46633}YET NO EYELINER WAS FOUND|AT THE CRIME SCENE.
{46637}{46685}YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE LOOKING|AT EXHIBIT "A."
{46707}{46770}BAG IT, O'HARA.
{46787}{46840}YOU LIKE YOUR MUSIC,|DON'T YOU, RORY?
{46844}{46880}YEAH, I DO.
{46884}{46904}IT'S MY INSPIRATION.
{46908}{46948}I BET.
{46982}{47025}I BET IT INSPIRES YOU TO KILL.
{47029}{47076}THAT'S WHY|YOU COULDN'T RESIST {47080}{47109}PLAYING YOUR BIG-HAIRED,|DRUG-INDUCED DEATH MUSIC {47113}{47141}ON MORTIMER TILDEN'S STEREO {47145}{47187}WHILE YOU FORCED HIM|TO SWALLOW ALL THOSE PILLS, {47191}{47223}OR ON GLORIA STARKS' CAR RADIO {47227}{47271}WHILE SHE SLIPPED|INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS, {47275}{47335}AND EVEN NOW.
{47339}{47390}LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LISTEN,|SHALL WE?
{47394}{47598}[PLAYS "UP, UP AND AWAY|IN MY BEAUTIFUL BALLOON"] {47602}{47648}WHAT, YOU THINK YOU CAN|PULL A FAST ONE ON ME, {47652}{47695}SWITCHING OUT|YOUR HEAD-THRASHING CRAP {47699}{47720}FOR THIS NOISE?
{47724}{47845}THIS CRAP|IS ALL I LISTEN TO.
{47849}{47896}I HATE METAL MUSIC.
{47900}{47968}I USE THE DETAILS|THAT I GET FROM CALLERS {47972}{48007}TO WRITE|BETTER POEMS.
{48011}{48055}I'M NOT A KILLER.
{48059}{48086}NO, YOU'RE A POET...
{48090}{48157}BUT YOU'RE ALSO AN ASSAULTER,|AREN'T YOU?
{48161}{48214}WHO DO YOU THINK ARRESTED YOU|ON THAT ASSAULT CHARGE?
{48461}{48505}OH, A GUY FROM THE PHONE COMPANY|FOUND THE VICTIM.
{48657}{48710}I DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY.
{48714}{48798}GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT.
{48899}{48920}WHAT?
{48924}{48963}YOU'RE NOT TAKING NOTES?
{49044}{49082}HOW COULD YOU LET|HIM DO THAT?
{49086}{49113}NOW LASSITER GETS CREDIT|FOR SOLVING A CRIME, {49117}{49148}AND WE DON'T|GET PAID.
{49152}{49173}OH, WE'RE GONNA GET PAID.
{49177}{49204}HOW DO YOU FIGURE?
{49208}{49239}LASSITER DIDN'T SOLVE THE CRIME.
{49243}{49265}RORY'S INNOCENT.|HE DIDN'T DO IT.
{49269}{49291}HE DIDN'T?
{49295}{49308}NO.
{49312}{49354}THEN WHO DID?
{49391}{49441}JUST GRIP THE SPIKE|WITH YOUR LITTLE FOOT {49445}{49502}AND CLIMB!
COME ON!
{49571}{49590}WHY DO I GOT TO GO UP FIRST?
{49594}{49618}'CAUSE YOU'RE A|CLIMBING MACHINE, GUS.
{49622}{49669}JUST, YOU KNOW, BE CAREFUL.
{49673}{49723}GRIP THE SPIKE|WITH YOUR FOOT!
{49727}{49768}OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
{49936}{49959}GREASE.
{50093}{50124}DUDE!
DUDE!
DUDE!|I KNOW WHO THE KILLER IS.
{50128}{50155}CAN I COME DOWN, THEN?
{50159}{50200}NO, NO, I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT|WHERE HE'S HEADED.
{50204}{50237}WHO IS HE?
{50241}{50264}WELL, PUT IT THIS WAY.
{50268}{50302}TAKING THE APARTMENT|ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA, {50306}{50335}UNLESS YOU THINK IT'S COOL {50339}{50367}THAT OUR WOULD-BE LANDLORD|IS A SERIAL KILLER.
{50371}{50425}HILTONBOCK?
{50429}{50453}THERE WAS A PATTERN.
{50457}{50505}SEE, ALL THE MURDERS|COINCIDE WITH DATES {50509}{50560}THAT HILTONBOCK|WAS SERVICING THE PHONE LINES.
{50564}{50579}THAT'S WHEN HE HAD|ACCESS.
{50583}{50604}WITH THIS?
{50608}{50661}YES.
YEAH, YEAH,|SEND THAT DOWN.
{50739}{50765}PERFECT!
{50769}{50813}SEE, THIS DEVICE STORES {50817}{50848}ALL THE INCOMING|AND OUTGOING CALLS.
{50852}{50899}MY GUESS IS WHATEVER|NUMBER HE DIALED LAST, {50903}{50936}THAT'S WHERE HILTONBOCK|IS HEADED, {50940}{50998}AND WHOEVER THAT IS|IS PROBABLY HIS NEXT VICTIM.
{51002}{51034}[RINGING] {51038}{51072}{y: i}HELLO, YOU'VE REACHED|{y: i}BUZZ McNAB.
{51076}{51118}{y: i}I'M NOT IN RIGHT NOW,|{y: i}BUT PLEASE DO LEAVE A MESSAGE, {51122}{51162}{y: i}AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU|{y: i}WHEN I GET IN.
{51213}{51272}OH, NO.
{51276}{51308}WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
{51421}{51450}HELLO, CHIEF?
{51454}{51510}HEY, UH, SHAWN SPENCER HERE.|YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
{51514}{51592}LOOK, I'M GETTING A VIBE|RIGHT NOW AS BIG AS A BUICK.
{51820}{51859}STAY, BOY CAT!
{52324}{52355}HEY, McNAB.
{52359}{52395}SO THIS IS THE PLACE, HUH?
{52420}{52453}IT'S NICE.
IT'S REALLY NICE.
{52457}{52473}DROP IT!
{52477}{52490}DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!
{52494}{52514}I WILL DROP YOU!
{52518}{52550}I SWEAR TO GOD|I'M GOING TO SHOOT HIM!
{52554}{52565}DROP IT!
{52569}{52597}EVERYBODY, BREATHE.|JUST BREATHE.
{52601}{52622}GET OUT OF HERE.
{52626}{52656}WOW, THE OTHER ONES|MUST HAVE GONE {52660}{52704}A LOT SMOOTHER THAN|THIS, HUH, HILTONBOCK?
{52708}{52747}YEAH, COMPARATIVELY, {52751}{52778}IT WAS PROBABLY|PRETTY EASY {52782}{52837}TO GET MORTIMER TILDEN|TO SWALLOW THOSE PILLS.
{52841}{52867}YOU WANT TO DIE,|OLD MAN, HUH?
{52871}{52902}EAT 'EM.
{52906}{52985}BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT REALLY|A COLD-BLOODED SERIAL KILLER, {52989}{53016}ARE YOU?
{53020}{53051}HE ONLY THREW HIS OWN BROTHER|OFF A BUILDING.
{53055}{53082}I DIDN'T PUSH HIM|OFF THE ROOF.
{53086}{53112}NO, NO, NO, NO.
{53116}{53143}NO, YOU DIDN'T.|YOU DIDN'T DO THAT.
{53180}{53218}BUT YOU WERE THERE.|YOU SAW IT.
{53222}{53241}YOU SAW THE WHOLE THING.
{53245}{53275}YOU SAW HIM JUMP OFF THE BALCONY {53279}{53306}OF THE APARTMENT|THAT YOU SHARED.
{53310}{53334}HE WAS WEAK.
{53338}{53375}THERE'S A LOT OF WEAK PEOPLE|OUT THERE, HILTONBOCK.
{53379}{53412}YOU GOING TO TRACK|THEM ALL DOWN, HUH?
{53416}{53445}ONE AT A TIME?
{53449}{53484}PUNISH THEM FOR THEIR WEAKNESS?
{53488}{53531}YOU WANT TO GET BACK|AT YOUR BROTHER SO BADLY, {53535}{53559}YOU DON'T EVEN...
{53563}{53594}YOU DON'T EVEN CARE|WHO THESE PEOPLE WERE, {53598}{53619}JUST THAT THEY CALLED A LINE.
{53623}{53645}LOOK, YOU WERE GOING|TO KILL McNAB HERE {53649}{53674}JUST BECAUSE HE HAD {53678}{53711}A FEW PRE-WEDDING JITTERS.
{53715}{53768}I WAS JUST LOOKING|FOR A LITTLE ADVICE.
{53772}{53838}NOBODY ELSE WOULD TALK TO ME.
{53873}{53903}IT'S OKAY, BUZZ.
{53907}{53943}WE ALL HAVE STRESS.
{53947}{53978}ALL OF US.
{53982}{54009}RIGHT HERE IN THIS ROOM.
{54013}{54033}I MEAN, TAKE A GOOD LOOK,|HILTONBOCK.
{54037}{54086}WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS.
{54107}{54167}WHO ELSE DESERVES|TO GET SHOT OR HUNG?
{54171}{54215}MAYBE IT'S GUS.
{54219}{54247}THAT'S ENOUGH,|SPENCER.
{54251}{54271}OH, SHOOT HIM.
{54275}{54296}WHAT ATE YOU DOING?
{54300}{54323}YEAH, MAYBE I SHOULD.
{54327}{54368}DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
{54386}{54403}HE'S A CRAZY PERSON.
{54407}{54423}HE'S CRAZY.
{54427}{54469}THAT'S RIGHT.I AM CRAZY.
{54497}{54531}SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHOOT ME.
{54535}{54557}OKAY.
{54561}{54637}HERE'S THE BEST PART.
{54641}{54676}IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I THINK, {54680}{54724}BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM|THAT'S A LOT BIGGER THAN ME...
{54770}{54811}THIS GUY.
{54815}{54851}THE MAN WITH HIS GUN|TRAINED ON YOU {54855}{54946}IS NOT ONLY A FINE HUMAN BEING|WITH A STRONG IRISH HAIRLINE, {54950}{54998}HE IS AN EXEMPLARY|PUBLIC SERVANT, {55002}{55062}AND ARGUABLY|THE FINEST DETECTIVE MIND {55066}{55152}IN THE LOWER WESTERN|SANTA BARBARA COUNTY AREA...
{55185}{55234}OVER THE AGE OF 35, {55238}{55287}AND RIGHT NOW,|WHILE I'M SPEAKING, {55291}{55346}HE IS DEVISING A SWIFT|AND STEALTH-LIKE TACTIC {55350}{55410}THAT IS GOING TO DISARM YOU...
{55414}{55484}AND BLOW YOUR FREAKING MIND.
{55670}{55705}ANY TIME YOU'RE READY.
{55757}{55806}ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT|TO MAKE THE MOVE.
{55810}{55831}OW!
{55889}{55911}OW!
OW!
{55991}{56016}WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
{56189}{56216}THAT WAS ADEQUATE, SPENCER.
{56220}{56266}DON'T THANK ME.
{56270}{56309}THANK THE LITTLE BOY CAT.
{56355}{56404}OW!
OW!
{56477}{56541}THERE YOU ARE!
{56545}{56602}THERE'S MY BIG GUY.
{56606}{56658}THERE'S MY BIG GUY.|YOU'RE A HERO!
{56662}{56691}YOU'RE A HERO TODAY.
{56695}{56729}YES.
{56733}{56763}SPEAKING OF HEROES, {56767}{56831}McNAB, I WAS GOING|TO GET YOU SOMETHING {56835}{56857}OFF THE REGISTRY ONLINE, {56861}{56889}BUT IT TURNS OUT THE CHIEF {56893}{56915}ALREADY GOT YOU {56919}{56975}THE ASPARAGUS|STEAMER, SO...
{56979}{57060}INSTEAD, I GIVE YOU|THIS LITTLE GUY.
{57092}{57124}YEAH.
{57246}{57335}IF YOU TAKE HIM IN THE CAR,|HE LIKES TO RIDE UP FRONT.
{57339}{57361}SHOTGUN.
{57514}{57580}Is something beatufull clolor ABOUT THE COLOR|FRUITY PUFFS TURNS THE MILK.
{57584}{57643}I THINK IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL|THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
{57647}{57674}I'VE BEEN THINKING.
{57678}{57721}YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE {57725}{57746}WHO HAS A CHARMED LIFE,|SHAWN.
{57750}{57780}I'VE GOT IT|PRETTY GOOD TOO.
{57784}{57798}YES, YOU DO, {57802}{57829}AND IT MAKES ME GLAD|TO HEAR YOU SAY SO.
{57833}{57886}I MEAN, THE OTHER DAY|AT WORK, {57890}{57930}THIS DERMATOLOGIST,|KATIE FINESTATT, {57934}{57985}COMMENTED HOW I LOOKED HANDSOME {57989}{58037}CARRYING MY SAMPLE CASE|INTO HER OFFICE.
{58041}{58055}FINESTATT SAID THAT?
{58059}{58082}YES, SHE DID.
{58086}{58119}AND SHE IS FINE.
{58165}{58220}SO IT GOT ME THINKING, {58224}{58298}MAYBE PHARMACEUTICAL SALES|CAN BE SORT OF SEXY.
{58302}{58338}THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I HAVE|TO STAND A FEW FEET AWAY {58342}{58371}BECAUSE YOU'RE LITERALLY|SIZZLING.
{58375}{58398}YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
{58402}{58471}I MEAN, YOU MAY BE MY|ONLY NON-WORK FRIEND.
{58475}{58517}BUT YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, {58521}{58594}AND HOW MANY BEST FRIENDS|DOES ONE GUY NEED, REALLY?
{58598}{58627}THAT'S MY POINT.
{58631}{58657}IT'S ALL IN THE ATTITUDE,|GUS.
{58661}{58722}EXACTLY.
NOT SWEATING|THE SMALL STUFF.
{58726}{58817}LIFE'S TOO SHORT.|TOO SHORT.
{58821}{58889}CHANGING MY ATTITUDE, SHAWN.
{59078}{59146}WHERE THE HELL IS MY PRIZE?|WHERE'S MY RING, SHAWN?
{59150}{59180}EASY, NOW.
{59184}{59237}NO, NO.I TIMED THE BOWLS|OUT PERFECTLY, SHAWN.
{59241}{59282}ME, THEN YOU, THEN ME,|THEN YOU, {59286}{59319}THEN I GET THE PRIZE.
{59323}{59369}SO WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT|SWEATING THE SMALL STUFF?
{59373}{59406}LIFE'S TOO SHORT?|ALL THAT?
{59447}{59484}DID YOU OPEN THE BOTTOM|OF THE BOX?
{59488}{59540}WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING|LIKE THAT?
{59544}{59590}THAT'S MY RING.
{59594}{59623}HMM?
{59627}{59669}YOU KNOW I WOULD KILL|FOR THAT RING, DON'T YOU?
{59673}{59692}UH, YOU'RE UPSETTING ME.
{59696}{59721}YOU JUST CHANGED MY MOOD {59725}{59766}FROM AN ORANGEY YELLOW|TO A MUDDY BROWN.
{59770}{59851}YOU NEED TO SAY|SOMETHING SWEET, QUICK.
{59908}{59935}GUS...
{59939}{60078}THAT'S SO CHILDISH AND...
{60128}{60164}I'M GOING TO EAT YOURS.
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