Show: Samantha Who? - 1x4
Transcript: Raceman Sync: BlueDoc & Kasius You don't realize until you lose it, but your memory is everything you are.
Without it, you're a blank slate, reborn without points of reference, experiences, even opinions.
A child looking at the world with new eyes.
The only problem is...
Samantha, is your room picked up?
You're still an adult.
I don't you look nice, all dressed up.
Where are you going?
Just out with Andrea.
Out where?
I don't know.
She's driving.
I don't want you riding home with her.
She's a drunk.
Call a cab.
Okay, sure.
And don't hitchhike.
People are gonna think you're a hooker dressed like that.
You just said that I look nice.
And be home by midnight.
After that, I call the police.
Midnight?
Nobody has to be home by midnight.
You live in this house, young lady.
You live by our rules.
Well...
Then maybe I won't live in this house.
Howard?
Apologize to your mother.
I'm sorry.
All right, I'm gonna go.
I will return immediately and promise to die if I have any fun.
What?
No kiss?
She's just treating me like a child.
She says, as she downs another Shirley temple.
But they're so good and sweet and just pretty.
They're like you.
Move along, sweat stains.
I know.
Like skeet.
Don't worry.
I have your back.
Good, 'cause you need to stay close to me tonight, all right?
'Cause I don't know what I'm supposed to know, and I don't know who I know.
Hockey player!
Sorry about before.
But I keep looking at you and wondering, do we know each other?
It's possible.
Yeah?
Do you come here a lot?
Also...
possible.
Lots of possibilities, huh?
Yep.
You never know.
Do you wanna get out of here?
Why?
What did I do?
That's funny.
Do you want to go to my place?
Okay.
Only if I can bring my friend, though, because it's, well, it's kinda hard to explain, but I...
I need her to watch me.
Must be my lucky night, huh?
It is if you wore your protective cup.
Why did you get rid of him?
Because he said he said that we knew each other.
You didn't.
It's just a line.
What do you mean?
A line.
A pick up line, you know, to get you in bed.
He wanted to have sex with me?
Oh, come on.
You're saying you don't remember what it's like to be picked up?
I don't remember sex.
What are you talking about?
Is that possible?
Is it possible that a person cannot remember having sex?
Trust me.
I'm serious.
I don't remember what it's like.
I don't remember how it feels.
I don't remember how...
Oh, my God!
You poor thing.
You're a virgin!
Margarita!
Virgin margarita, please!
Nothing to see here.
Just an alcoholic.
Hey, I'm gonna go...
what are you guys doing?
We're cleaning out the garage.
We've been saving all this stuff that was sentimental to you, but...
now that you've forgotten why, we can throw it out.
That's a great idea.
Yeah.
You know what?
Speaking of that, mom.
Can I talk to you about something kind of personal?
I knew this was gonna come up soner or later.
You did?
Yes, honey, and don't worry.
You're not dying.
This happens to every woman once a month.
No, that's not it.
It's about having sex.
Oh, good.
The cookies are done.
It's not something that we discuss, I take it.
Well...
It's just that you never brought it up before.
Your father and I agreed that if you ever did bring it up, that we would call it something else, like "the happy touch."
Okay, well, last night I realized that the next time I do... "
the happy touch" will be the first time that I do "the happy touch."
Well, there's no need to rush into it.
The first time isn't that nice.
First time for what? "
The happy touch".
Oh, the special hug.
You know, your first time was nice.
Your first time was great.
How do you know?
You weren't even there.
Of course I was there.
You were my first time, and I was yours.
Of course you were, honey...
Right after Bob Mcnally.
You mean that spindly guy from the shoe store?
What are you saying to me?
Great talk.
I gotta go.
The man handled the feet of strangers.
So what do you not know what to do or where things go?
I know where they go.
I just don't...
I don't remember them...
You know...
going there.
You know?
I don't...
Know how it feels.
I just I don't remember what it's like.
What it's like?
It's like...
it's like, you know, it's like sex.
It really is.
You, you can't describe it.
Well, just try, okay?
I mean, you know, sometimes people describe food like, "it tastes like chicken."
I will tell you this.
It tastes nothing like chicken.
Most of the time.
Look, you just need to go out and experience it.
You just need to go out and do it.
Well, what's the hurry?
She should wait for the right guy.
Better idea: Why don't you go wait for him and call us when he gets here, huh?
No, she's right.
She's right.
Why do I have to rush into this?
Because it's weird.
You are a grown woman who doesn't know anything about sex.
I mean, no wonder your mother treats you like a child.
You are child.
Childhood is nice.
You get to order off the children's menu.
They always have grilled cheese.
You guys are making a big deal about this, okay?
This is not some sort of infirmity, okay?
It's not like I've lost the ability to walk.
Wait till you have good sex.
Look, you are an adult human woman.
So much of who you are is tied up in sex.
Maybe if you go and you have it for the first time, maybe all of your memories will just come rushing back, huh?
That, or she'll...
Wake up with cotton candy stuck to her back and a long walk home.
The sugar?
You know, I don't I don't even wanna talk about this anymore, okay?
I have plenty of time to re-experience things, and I will get to sex when I get to it.
And if it's soon...
That's cool, too.
Todd, could you, could you just...
Stop...
doing that?
Sorry.
My mind was on something else.
Yeah.
Me too.
I'll get out of here in just a sec.
I just wanna get enough clothes, you know, so I don't have to keep coming back and grabbing stuff, and we've had sex before, haven't we?
I'm sorry.
What?
Sex?
Yeah, you know, we were together for three years.
I know we have.
Of course we have.
Uh, it's just...
What?
Can't remember it.
Oh, well, that's flattering.
No, no, please don't take it personally.
I don't remember french fries, either.
So...
I just...
I don't know...
Was it...
What?
Was it good?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Very.
Really?
I know.
Okay, then.
You good?
Yeah!
Good.
I'm good Can't wait to try french fries.
Yeah, yeah, we get it.
And how are you today?
How am I?
I'm a virgin.
That's how I am.
Yes, ma'am, and I'm a pirate.
Should I call you a cab?
All right, you win.
I'm horny.
You're calling me at 4:00 in the morning.
You need to relax.
I was relaxed.
Now I'm horny.
I cannot sleep in the same bed with your father.
He is making me crazy with this Bob Mcnally business.
Oh, just go to sleep, please.
Just stop thinking about sex.
I can't not think about it.
The more I try to not to think about it, the more I can't stop thinking about it.
It's like I'm 16 again.
17.
What?
You were 17 the first time, and I'd appreciate you not discussing this in front of me.
You're in my...
Wait a minute.
How do you know when?
'Cause I'm sure we didn't talk about it.
Well, if you didn't want me to read your diary, you wouldn'thave left it out.
I didn't tell your father.
It would've killed him.
You never told me a lot of things!
Howard!
Knock it off!
What is going on over there?
Nothing.
My mother's in my bed.
And you wonder why you have issues.
Okay, look, just come out with me tomorrow night.
Don't think about it.
It'll all come back to you.
Trust me, it's just like riding a bike.
Gosh, look, it's closed.
We gotta go.
Oh, no, no.
You want this to happen, or you wouldn't have come.
It was an absolute mistake.
I don't know what I'm doing, okay?
I mean, what guy wants some some clueless bimbo who doesn't know right from wrong in the bedroom?
Oh, you have so much to learn.
Yeah, you know what I have to learn?
I don't even know how to kiss, okay?
I don't even know if I'm good at it.
You are.
Come on.
And you know this because...
We were at a party.
They offered us 300 bucks.
What are you gonna do?
Let's go.
Okay, now this position we're in here, facing the bar, this position means we just wanna talk and be left alone.
This one.
I like this one.
No, you don't.
Now when we're ready to be approached, throw in a smile.
Let me see a smile.
We'll work on that.
Okay.
And we'll just rotate outward like queens and we receive our subjects.
Okay, ready?
On three.
One...
two...
three.
You're being a dork.
I don't hang out with dorks, so cut it out.
Look, it is one thing to talk about it, but someone in here is gonna see me naked, I don't know what the lighting is gonna be like.
You know where there's really good lighting?
In Todd's closet in his apartment.
I don't know what it is, but there's a mirror, and when I am looking in that mirror, I am, like, off the chain.
Is that an expression?
I wanna go home.
Listen to me.
You are ready for this.
You look fabulous.
The pond is big.
The fish are biting.
Well, hello!
And then a boat motors through.
This is a coincidence.
This is weird!
Isn't this fun?
Isn't this fun?
Just all of us here, just girls.
Girls night out, right?
No boys allowed!
Let's get you a drink.
You can't get her off the barstool, huh?
No, she's too scared.
Says she forgot how to kiss.
Well, do you wanna practice?
I mean, we always used to.
Us, too?
Well, yeah, we were 10.
I mean, maybe 11.
13 at the oldest.
I am not a lesbian.
No, I think sexuality is a continuum.
You're gonna be fine.
I am here, okay?
Now let's go.
One...
two...
three.
Oh, there you are!
Isn't this fun, huh?
What are you drinking?
What are you doing here?
I feel really bad about yesterday morning and how our sex talk went.
I don't want you to think I'm one of those uptight mothers.
I wanna be supportive, so...
Come on.
Let's get my little girl laid.
This is bad, right?
Do you think?
I'm out with a dork, her mother and her stalker.
I look like I'm leading the special needs field trip.
Pick someone so I can show my face here again.
I think I found him, his name is Jason.
He's turning 21 tonight, so he'll have everything you need in a lover ignorance and gratitude.
She's my daughter.
I know what she wants.
Honey, how about that man over there?
Isn't he cute?
He looks like dad.
Doesn't he?
As her best friend, I think I'm more qualified to pick a man for her than you are.
That's right.
I forgot you've had them all.
Trust me.
That one should be your first.
You want me to ask that cute man over there if he wants to have safe sex?
Enough, enough!
Fine.
If it's so important to all of you, I will do this, if it will make you and the tvs and the magazines and the big pornographic cloud this morning, all of you to shut up and leave me alone.
All right, who's it gonna be, huh?
You, how about you?
You, you there, come on.
Let's do this thing.
Jason.
Jason it is.
Happy birthday, Jason.
Don't wait up.
So...
that kissing thing...
Me, too.
We should do that.
Dave, I told you, no "guitar hero" tonight!
I will come back there and I will kick your ass!
Roommate.
Yeah, you think he might come out?
He hasn't been out in a year.
He's always totally wasted, and I'm like, "Dude, get a job," and he's like, "Dude..."
Sorry.
Just just a little nervous, you know?
Don't.
No.
Don't be, because you know what?
This is no big deal, because this is natural.
This is just...
This is two adults just...
doing the deed, you know?
Just...
Bing-bang, boom.
Okay?
Yeah, see, that's how I knew you were the right one tonight, because I just want my first time to be great.
Huh?
Damn it!
God, stupid, stupid, stupid!
You're a virgin?
Yeah, don't be mad.
Look, it was my friends' idea to take me out tonight to get me laid.
Sorry.
Being pressured into having sex.
God, how lame is that?
That's so lame.
You wanna see me play the drums?
Some girls like that.
No, Jason, look, I'm sorry.
I really don't think that I should be your first.
Why not?
Because you're old?
Because...
you know, you're...
You're a nice guy, and I think that your first should should not be with a stranger.
It should be with someone...
who you, I don't know, who you...
connect with, who you have some sort of history, you know?
Just someone who you...
Someone who cares about you.
Wait.
Let's do it in the hall.
I like it when the old lady next door glares at me in the morning.
I don't think so.
Listen, I like you...
Look, you don't have to say that to get me in bed.
The deal was sealed when I stuffed my underwear in your pocket.
I mean, I like you a lot.
Let's do it a lot.
No, I'm being serious.
Right, I'm sorry.
I'll put on my serious face.
Look...
My mistake, I know, but I guess I care about you.
Sue me.
If we do this, I'm gonna care about you even more, and if you don't feel the same, it's fine, but then let's not.
You are such a girl.
And you're a pain in the ass.
Yeah?
Yeah.
But you know that speech?
Yeah?
That better not be the longest thing that you do tonight.
Hey, you okay?
You didn't, like, have stroke, did you?
Because my grandma did that, and it was...
No, look, I have to go, all right?
Don't hurry, okay?
The right person, just wait for that right person.
He is out there.
He?
You know, "she," whatever, 'cause I don't judge.
Can I talk to you for just a second?
I just wanted to say that you and I have known each other for a long time, and, you know, we can't just forget those years, right?
I mean, I can, and I already have, but I hear that they were good, and maybe not all of them, but I know that it started out well, and how often do you connect with people on that level?
Well, you know...
you've got that closet with the lighting and the mirror and everything, so I was just wondering if you...
Todd, who is it?
Just Sam.
Hi.
Hi.
What's going on?
This is Julia.
I'm gonna go start the movie.
Yeah, you do that.
Yeah, I'll be there in a second.
What is going on with you?
Nothing.
I just came by to say hi.
That's all.
Can't I come by and say hi?
Sure.
Hi.
So she...
she seems nice.
She's very pretty.
Thanks.
I didn't say you were pretty.
I said she was pretty.
Have you been drinking?
Why?
You?
I'm not the one acting strange.
I'm not with a girl in my apartment.
So I'm not supposed to see other people?
Why would I care if you saw other people, Todd?
I don't have feelings for you.
You didn't understand that?
Well, you're acting very jealous.
Jealous?
How is it possible to be jealous of someone you can't remember, huh?
Answer?
It's not.
You know what?
I really gotta go.
Yeah, so do I, 'cause you know what?
It's almost midnight, and that's my curfew.
Bye, Michelle.
It's...
Julia.
Whatever.
Ms.
Newly.
Hey, Frank.
Guess what?
I'm not a virgin anymore.
And apparently not a cuddler.
Hi.
I'll sleep downstairs.
Nonsense.
Come on.
Come here.
I shouldn't have gone to that place tonight.
I guess I just wanted us to be better at talking about things, this time around.
Well, thanks.
Me, too.
Just don't ever come there again.
What happened with that boy?
Nothin'.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm not.
I'm not sorry at all.
I'm glad.
Like it or not, you'll always be my little girl.
And the truth is, I want you to save yourself for someone special.
Or just throw yourself at a shoe salesman!
Howard, shut up.
I only did it with Bob McNally in the first place because I didn't wanna act like an idiot when I met the man I love.
You know, dad, if it means anything, she did try to hook me up with a guy who looks like you.
Is that true?
At least someone's doing it around here, and, hey, I did remember what it was like.
It was like...
Well, it definitely was not like chicken, and I will probably do it again when the right guy comes around.
And now I know that they do.
When it does happen though...
I will definitely be ready.
Without it, you're a blank slate, reborn without points of reference, experiences, even opinions.
A child looking at the world with new eyes.
The only problem is...
Samantha, is your room picked up?
You're still an adult.
I don't you look nice, all dressed up.
Where are you going?
Just out with Andrea.
Out where?
I don't know.
She's driving.
I don't want you riding home with her.
She's a drunk.
Call a cab.
Okay, sure.
And don't hitchhike.
People are gonna think you're a hooker dressed like that.
You just said that I look nice.
And be home by midnight.
After that, I call the police.
Midnight?
Nobody has to be home by midnight.
You live in this house, young lady.
You live by our rules.
Well...
Then maybe I won't live in this house.
Howard?
Apologize to your mother.
I'm sorry.
All right, I'm gonna go.
I will return immediately and promise to die if I have any fun.
What?
No kiss?
She's just treating me like a child.
She says, as she downs another Shirley temple.
But they're so good and sweet and just pretty.
They're like you.
Move along, sweat stains.
I know.
Like skeet.
Don't worry.
I have your back.
Good, 'cause you need to stay close to me tonight, all right?
'Cause I don't know what I'm supposed to know, and I don't know who I know.
Hockey player!
Sorry about before.
But I keep looking at you and wondering, do we know each other?
It's possible.
Yeah?
Do you come here a lot?
Also...
possible.
Lots of possibilities, huh?
Yep.
You never know.
Do you wanna get out of here?
Why?
What did I do?
That's funny.
Do you want to go to my place?
Okay.
Only if I can bring my friend, though, because it's, well, it's kinda hard to explain, but I...
I need her to watch me.
Must be my lucky night, huh?
It is if you wore your protective cup.
Why did you get rid of him?
Because he said he said that we knew each other.
You didn't.
It's just a line.
What do you mean?
A line.
A pick up line, you know, to get you in bed.
He wanted to have sex with me?
Oh, come on.
You're saying you don't remember what it's like to be picked up?
I don't remember sex.
What are you talking about?
Is that possible?
Is it possible that a person cannot remember having sex?
Trust me.
I'm serious.
I don't remember what it's like.
I don't remember how it feels.
I don't remember how...
Oh, my God!
You poor thing.
You're a virgin!
Margarita!
Virgin margarita, please!
Nothing to see here.
Just an alcoholic.
Hey, I'm gonna go...
what are you guys doing?
We're cleaning out the garage.
We've been saving all this stuff that was sentimental to you, but...
now that you've forgotten why, we can throw it out.
That's a great idea.
Yeah.
You know what?
Speaking of that, mom.
Can I talk to you about something kind of personal?
I knew this was gonna come up soner or later.
You did?
Yes, honey, and don't worry.
You're not dying.
This happens to every woman once a month.
No, that's not it.
It's about having sex.
Oh, good.
The cookies are done.
It's not something that we discuss, I take it.
Well...
It's just that you never brought it up before.
Your father and I agreed that if you ever did bring it up, that we would call it something else, like "the happy touch."
Okay, well, last night I realized that the next time I do... "
the happy touch" will be the first time that I do "the happy touch."
Well, there's no need to rush into it.
The first time isn't that nice.
First time for what? "
The happy touch".
Oh, the special hug.
You know, your first time was nice.
Your first time was great.
How do you know?
You weren't even there.
Of course I was there.
You were my first time, and I was yours.
Of course you were, honey...
Right after Bob Mcnally.
You mean that spindly guy from the shoe store?
What are you saying to me?
Great talk.
I gotta go.
The man handled the feet of strangers.
So what do you not know what to do or where things go?
I know where they go.
I just don't...
I don't remember them...
You know...
going there.
You know?
I don't...
Know how it feels.
I just I don't remember what it's like.
What it's like?
It's like...
it's like, you know, it's like sex.
It really is.
You, you can't describe it.
Well, just try, okay?
I mean, you know, sometimes people describe food like, "it tastes like chicken."
I will tell you this.
It tastes nothing like chicken.
Most of the time.
Look, you just need to go out and experience it.
You just need to go out and do it.
Well, what's the hurry?
She should wait for the right guy.
Better idea: Why don't you go wait for him and call us when he gets here, huh?
No, she's right.
She's right.
Why do I have to rush into this?
Because it's weird.
You are a grown woman who doesn't know anything about sex.
I mean, no wonder your mother treats you like a child.
You are child.
Childhood is nice.
You get to order off the children's menu.
They always have grilled cheese.
You guys are making a big deal about this, okay?
This is not some sort of infirmity, okay?
It's not like I've lost the ability to walk.
Wait till you have good sex.
Look, you are an adult human woman.
So much of who you are is tied up in sex.
Maybe if you go and you have it for the first time, maybe all of your memories will just come rushing back, huh?
That, or she'll...
Wake up with cotton candy stuck to her back and a long walk home.
The sugar?
You know, I don't I don't even wanna talk about this anymore, okay?
I have plenty of time to re-experience things, and I will get to sex when I get to it.
And if it's soon...
That's cool, too.
Todd, could you, could you just...
Stop...
doing that?
Sorry.
My mind was on something else.
Yeah.
Me too.
I'll get out of here in just a sec.
I just wanna get enough clothes, you know, so I don't have to keep coming back and grabbing stuff, and we've had sex before, haven't we?
I'm sorry.
What?
Sex?
Yeah, you know, we were together for three years.
I know we have.
Of course we have.
Uh, it's just...
What?
Can't remember it.
Oh, well, that's flattering.
No, no, please don't take it personally.
I don't remember french fries, either.
So...
I just...
I don't know...
Was it...
What?
Was it good?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Very.
Really?
I know.
Okay, then.
You good?
Yeah!
Good.
I'm good Can't wait to try french fries.
Yeah, yeah, we get it.
And how are you today?
How am I?
I'm a virgin.
That's how I am.
Yes, ma'am, and I'm a pirate.
Should I call you a cab?
All right, you win.
I'm horny.
You're calling me at 4:00 in the morning.
You need to relax.
I was relaxed.
Now I'm horny.
I cannot sleep in the same bed with your father.
He is making me crazy with this Bob Mcnally business.
Oh, just go to sleep, please.
Just stop thinking about sex.
I can't not think about it.
The more I try to not to think about it, the more I can't stop thinking about it.
It's like I'm 16 again.
17.
What?
You were 17 the first time, and I'd appreciate you not discussing this in front of me.
You're in my...
Wait a minute.
How do you know when?
'Cause I'm sure we didn't talk about it.
Well, if you didn't want me to read your diary, you wouldn'thave left it out.
I didn't tell your father.
It would've killed him.
You never told me a lot of things!
Howard!
Knock it off!
What is going on over there?
Nothing.
My mother's in my bed.
And you wonder why you have issues.
Okay, look, just come out with me tomorrow night.
Don't think about it.
It'll all come back to you.
Trust me, it's just like riding a bike.
Gosh, look, it's closed.
We gotta go.
Oh, no, no.
You want this to happen, or you wouldn't have come.
It was an absolute mistake.
I don't know what I'm doing, okay?
I mean, what guy wants some some clueless bimbo who doesn't know right from wrong in the bedroom?
Oh, you have so much to learn.
Yeah, you know what I have to learn?
I don't even know how to kiss, okay?
I don't even know if I'm good at it.
You are.
Come on.
And you know this because...
We were at a party.
They offered us 300 bucks.
What are you gonna do?
Let's go.
Okay, now this position we're in here, facing the bar, this position means we just wanna talk and be left alone.
This one.
I like this one.
No, you don't.
Now when we're ready to be approached, throw in a smile.
Let me see a smile.
We'll work on that.
Okay.
And we'll just rotate outward like queens and we receive our subjects.
Okay, ready?
On three.
One...
two...
three.
You're being a dork.
I don't hang out with dorks, so cut it out.
Look, it is one thing to talk about it, but someone in here is gonna see me naked, I don't know what the lighting is gonna be like.
You know where there's really good lighting?
In Todd's closet in his apartment.
I don't know what it is, but there's a mirror, and when I am looking in that mirror, I am, like, off the chain.
Is that an expression?
I wanna go home.
Listen to me.
You are ready for this.
You look fabulous.
The pond is big.
The fish are biting.
Well, hello!
And then a boat motors through.
This is a coincidence.
This is weird!
Isn't this fun?
Isn't this fun?
Just all of us here, just girls.
Girls night out, right?
No boys allowed!
Let's get you a drink.
You can't get her off the barstool, huh?
No, she's too scared.
Says she forgot how to kiss.
Well, do you wanna practice?
I mean, we always used to.
Us, too?
Well, yeah, we were 10.
I mean, maybe 11.
13 at the oldest.
I am not a lesbian.
No, I think sexuality is a continuum.
You're gonna be fine.
I am here, okay?
Now let's go.
One...
two...
three.
Oh, there you are!
Isn't this fun, huh?
What are you drinking?
What are you doing here?
I feel really bad about yesterday morning and how our sex talk went.
I don't want you to think I'm one of those uptight mothers.
I wanna be supportive, so...
Come on.
Let's get my little girl laid.
This is bad, right?
Do you think?
I'm out with a dork, her mother and her stalker.
I look like I'm leading the special needs field trip.
Pick someone so I can show my face here again.
I think I found him, his name is Jason.
He's turning 21 tonight, so he'll have everything you need in a lover ignorance and gratitude.
She's my daughter.
I know what she wants.
Honey, how about that man over there?
Isn't he cute?
He looks like dad.
Doesn't he?
As her best friend, I think I'm more qualified to pick a man for her than you are.
That's right.
I forgot you've had them all.
Trust me.
That one should be your first.
You want me to ask that cute man over there if he wants to have safe sex?
Enough, enough!
Fine.
If it's so important to all of you, I will do this, if it will make you and the tvs and the magazines and the big pornographic cloud this morning, all of you to shut up and leave me alone.
All right, who's it gonna be, huh?
You, how about you?
You, you there, come on.
Let's do this thing.
Jason.
Jason it is.
Happy birthday, Jason.
Don't wait up.
So...
that kissing thing...
Me, too.
We should do that.
Dave, I told you, no "guitar hero" tonight!
I will come back there and I will kick your ass!
Roommate.
Yeah, you think he might come out?
He hasn't been out in a year.
He's always totally wasted, and I'm like, "Dude, get a job," and he's like, "Dude..."
Sorry.
Just just a little nervous, you know?
Don't.
No.
Don't be, because you know what?
This is no big deal, because this is natural.
This is just...
This is two adults just...
doing the deed, you know?
Just...
Bing-bang, boom.
Okay?
Yeah, see, that's how I knew you were the right one tonight, because I just want my first time to be great.
Huh?
Damn it!
God, stupid, stupid, stupid!
You're a virgin?
Yeah, don't be mad.
Look, it was my friends' idea to take me out tonight to get me laid.
Sorry.
Being pressured into having sex.
God, how lame is that?
That's so lame.
You wanna see me play the drums?
Some girls like that.
No, Jason, look, I'm sorry.
I really don't think that I should be your first.
Why not?
Because you're old?
Because...
you know, you're...
You're a nice guy, and I think that your first should should not be with a stranger.
It should be with someone...
who you, I don't know, who you...
connect with, who you have some sort of history, you know?
Just someone who you...
Someone who cares about you.
Wait.
Let's do it in the hall.
I like it when the old lady next door glares at me in the morning.
I don't think so.
Listen, I like you...
Look, you don't have to say that to get me in bed.
The deal was sealed when I stuffed my underwear in your pocket.
I mean, I like you a lot.
Let's do it a lot.
No, I'm being serious.
Right, I'm sorry.
I'll put on my serious face.
Look...
My mistake, I know, but I guess I care about you.
Sue me.
If we do this, I'm gonna care about you even more, and if you don't feel the same, it's fine, but then let's not.
You are such a girl.
And you're a pain in the ass.
Yeah?
Yeah.
But you know that speech?
Yeah?
That better not be the longest thing that you do tonight.
Hey, you okay?
You didn't, like, have stroke, did you?
Because my grandma did that, and it was...
No, look, I have to go, all right?
Don't hurry, okay?
The right person, just wait for that right person.
He is out there.
He?
You know, "she," whatever, 'cause I don't judge.
Can I talk to you for just a second?
I just wanted to say that you and I have known each other for a long time, and, you know, we can't just forget those years, right?
I mean, I can, and I already have, but I hear that they were good, and maybe not all of them, but I know that it started out well, and how often do you connect with people on that level?
Well, you know...
you've got that closet with the lighting and the mirror and everything, so I was just wondering if you...
Todd, who is it?
Just Sam.
Hi.
Hi.
What's going on?
This is Julia.
I'm gonna go start the movie.
Yeah, you do that.
Yeah, I'll be there in a second.
What is going on with you?
Nothing.
I just came by to say hi.
That's all.
Can't I come by and say hi?
Sure.
Hi.
So she...
she seems nice.
She's very pretty.
Thanks.
I didn't say you were pretty.
I said she was pretty.
Have you been drinking?
Why?
You?
I'm not the one acting strange.
I'm not with a girl in my apartment.
So I'm not supposed to see other people?
Why would I care if you saw other people, Todd?
I don't have feelings for you.
You didn't understand that?
Well, you're acting very jealous.
Jealous?
How is it possible to be jealous of someone you can't remember, huh?
Answer?
It's not.
You know what?
I really gotta go.
Yeah, so do I, 'cause you know what?
It's almost midnight, and that's my curfew.
Bye, Michelle.
It's...
Julia.
Whatever.
Ms.
Newly.
Hey, Frank.
Guess what?
I'm not a virgin anymore.
And apparently not a cuddler.
Hi.
I'll sleep downstairs.
Nonsense.
Come on.
Come here.
I shouldn't have gone to that place tonight.
I guess I just wanted us to be better at talking about things, this time around.
Well, thanks.
Me, too.
Just don't ever come there again.
What happened with that boy?
Nothin'.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm not.
I'm not sorry at all.
I'm glad.
Like it or not, you'll always be my little girl.
And the truth is, I want you to save yourself for someone special.
Or just throw yourself at a shoe salesman!
Howard, shut up.
I only did it with Bob McNally in the first place because I didn't wanna act like an idiot when I met the man I love.
You know, dad, if it means anything, she did try to hook me up with a guy who looks like you.
Is that true?
At least someone's doing it around here, and, hey, I did remember what it was like.
It was like...
Well, it definitely was not like chicken, and I will probably do it again when the right guy comes around.
And now I know that they do.
When it does happen though...
I will definitely be ready.