TV-Serie: Charmed - 7x19
{52}{105}You want the feds?
You got 'em.
{143}{194}Apparently Sheridan wants us real bad.
{196}{260}Face down on the ground!
Now!
{340}{418}It's Sheridan.
I told you Brody did something to her.
{424}{458}Sheridan's back.
{462}{482}What?
{485}{535}Your friend Brody came to visit me last night.
{536}{624}He did some mumble-jumbo on her where|she doesn't remember anything that happened.
{627}{717}Even as we speak, the demon Zankou|is mobilizing the underworld ...
{720}{777}I want more than just to find The Nexus now...
{780}{884}I want to release The Shadow.|Harness its ultimate power.
{888}{1006}Leo and I are just having a little trouble|adjusting to him being human again.
{1007}{1052}What, you want me to clean magic school?
{1054}{1076}No.
{1077}{1103}We want you to run it.
{1105}{1134}I'd be honored.
{1138}{1218}I know, Paige, that in the past we have had our differences.
{1220}{1376}But becoming a Whitelighter is as natural a part|of your unfolding destiny as becoming a Charmed One.
{1393}{1424}Whatever, I'll try it.
{1638}{1673}Leo, I need your help.
{1675}{1703}Why, what's the matter?
{1710}{1744}The Elders have assigned me a charge.
{1747}{1778}Paige, that's great.
{1782}{1859}No, actually.
It's not great.|You have to help me get out of this.
{1861}{1906}You can't get out of it.
You're a whitelighter.
{1908}{2005}I'm also, like, a chick in her twenties|who'd like to have a life.
{2006}{2036}I don't have time for this.
{2038}{2078}You're nervous.
{2095}{2211}Oh, I'm just busy.
All right, fine.|Maybe I'm a little nervous.
{2213}{2300}You know what?
It used to happen to me|all the time before I met my first charge.
{2324}{2376}It's a good thing.
It means you don't want to let him down.
{2377}{2428}Or maybe I'm just not ready.
{2431}{2455}Trust me, you're ready.
{2456}{2528}Yeah?
Then...
why don't you tell that to my stomach?
{2529}{2570}Because it really hurts right now.
{2572}{2622}Look, here, try this.
{2660}{2680}Toast?
{2681}{2726}Yeah.
It helps calm the butterflies.
{2728}{2845}You've been a Whitelighter for...|sixty years, and toast is what you got for it?
{2848}{2940}Well, it's not like you haven't had|charges before, Paige, okay?
{2948}{3090}Right.
Okay, fine.
But...|I always had Piper and Phoebe to back me up.
{3090}{3180}All right?
Now, I'll be solo.
What if I fail?
{3181}{3206}You won't fail.
{3207}{3262}That's easy for you to say 'cause you have a job.
{3265}{3359}You got your wife.
You got your kids.
You got...
breakfast.
{3365}{3412}If I make a mistake, someone knows.
{3427}{3462}You done?
{3492}{3527}Yeah.
How'd you know?
{3530}{3586}Toast and venting, works every time.
{3670}{3711}Guess I could try.
{3713}{3801}I know you can do it.
Good luck.
{3817}{3862}Thank you.
{4245}{4275}Mitchell Haines?
{4285}{4305}Yeah.
{4310}{4383}Hi.
I'm, uh...
your new whitelighter.
{4387}{4467}Paige Matthews.
Nice to meet y-you.
{4477}{4516}Not interested.
{4535}{4581}But you can't just walk away from me.
{4584}{4622}No?
Watch me.
{4628}{4683}Aren't you at least going to hear me out?
{4687}{4719}Let me guess.
{4727}{4782}That I'm a witch with great powers?
{4787}{4860}You can help bring them out for me?
Master them?
{4863}{4902}Well, yeah.
{4910}{4947}I don't want your help.
{4950}{5036}Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Look.
{5039}{5081}I know you've had some problems in the past, {5083}{5177}but maybe you just haven't had|the right person help you.
Namely me.
{5190}{5232}My last Whitelighter said the same thing.
{5233}{5305}They ever send anybody who hasn't read the Elder playbook.
{5307}{5386}I'm not just anybody, okay?
I am a Charmed One.
{5389}{5485}I ran magic school for a year,|and I'm a whitelighter.
Hello, triple-threat.
{5487}{5550}Where are you going to find somebody|with that kind of experience?
{5552}{5599}Good.
You can use it to help your next charge.
{5810}{5846}Okay.
Wait, listen.
New rule.
{5847}{5955}I will not tolerate demon activity|in my house or in my club.
Got it?
{6060}{6084}Uh, barstool!
{6254}{6278}Are you okay?
{6279}{6311}Yeah.
I'm fine.
{6329}{6366}What the hell do you think they wanted?
{6368}{6406}I have no clue.
{6406}{6441}At least you're okay.
{6464}{6502}Yeah, but he's not.
{9218}{9295}He has a concussion, needs a few stitches,|but otherwise he's fine.
{9297}{9324}Oh, thank god.
{9327}{9408}Did he say whether, you know, he'd seen anything?
{9411}{9500}He was hit from behind.
Last thing he remembers|was loading a case of beer from his hand truck.
{9511}{9606}Oh, that was good.
I mean, you know,|that he remembers something {9608}{9668}because that probably means|he doesn't have any brain damage.
{9671}{9745}Well, stick around.|The detective's going to need to take a statement.
{9795}{9886}Probably doesn't have any 'brain damage'?|Smooth, Piper, real smooth.
{9887}{9945}Well, that's the last time I call 9-1-1.
{9956}{10001}Well, sadly, now that Leo can't heal us, {10003}{10062}I think we're going to be calling that number a lot more.
{10084}{10144}I can't believe this.
They attack me at work now?
{10145}{10186}What, is no place sacred?
{10189}{10225}Well, I thought we covered pretty well.
{10227}{10302}Yeah, this time, but what about|next time and the time after that?
{10304}{10355}Well, we'll just deal with it when it happens.
{10357}{10401}No.
I'm going to deal with them now.
{10402}{10458}Well, before you do that, can you help me out?|Reason why I came here.
{10460}{10553}That guy Mitchell...
blew me off.
My charge.
{10589}{10655}Oh?
That's all you have for me is "oh"?
{10658}{10722}Well, I can't really help you out|with that whole whitelighter thing.
{10725}{10770}You should probably talk to Leo.
{10808}{10893}Excuse me.
You're Phoebe Halliwell's sisters, right?
{10896}{10937}- Right.|- Yeah...
{10938}{11040}I'm Inspector Sheridan.
I met Phoebe|a couple weeks ago on a different case.
{11045}{11132}Oh.
Well, it's nice to meet you.
Uh, where is Lieutenant...
{11134}{11216}Lieutenant Morris?
He's out of town.|Just taking some personal time.
{11218}{11256}I'll be covering for him while he's gone.
{11259}{11381}So, could you describe the suspects?|Tall?
Short?
White?
Black?
{11390}{11443}Didn't really get a good look at him.
{11446}{11535}Yeah.
We were in the back,|and by the time we came out, they were...
{11537}{11586}Gone.
Yeah, gone.
{11590}{11681}What I don't understand is why would they|rob the place in the middle of the day.
{11686}{11723}Before you even opened.
{11730}{11824}We have been asking ourselves the same question.
{11884}{11936}Well, we'll stay in touch.
{12030}{12122}Well, good news is I don't think she remembers meeting us.
{12132}{12173}Thank god for memory dust.
{12176}{12228}Yeah, but it's not a hundred percent guaranteed.
{12229}{12305}If we give her the slightest cause,|her memory could come flying back, {12306}{12382}which is another reason we need|to find the demon who did this.
{12484}{12646}Come closer, Lantos.
You can tell me why|you failed from here just as easily as from there.
{12648}{12709}I'm confident the witch will be alone again soon.
{12735}{12856}I don't have time for soon.
I need a lock of hair now.
{12860}{12982}The only way to weaken Zankou is|to take out his most trusted lieutenants.
{12989}{13108}Daleek, Benzor, Linson...
all above ground.
{13111}{13233}All of whom I can only get to with|the help of the beautiful Charmed Ones.
{13278}{13395}Tell me, Lantos.
Do you think I'm beautiful, too?
{13411}{13441}Of course.
{13492}{13522}Do you want another scar?
{13523}{13610}I can make you look like me in no time, you know.
{13636}{13675}To your chambers.
{13732}{13870}We can't wait any longer.
I reported to the source.|I won't do the same with his successor.
{13873}{13922}Then I'll need at least a half a dozen more demons.
{13924}{14046}You can't overcome the sisters with force,|especially not Piper.
{14049}{14093}And since she'll be expecting another attack, {14097}{14176}I need you to go after a different sister instead now.
{14190}{14215}Phoebe.
{14233}{14292}Why not Paige?
She's less intuitive, more predictable.
{14295}{14408}But she's also a whitelighter now,|which puts her in constant contact with the Elders.
{14411}{14534}Besides, Phoebe's a celebrity...
idolized, envied.
{14544}{14658}The way I deserve to be.
And someday will be.
{14840}{14949}Lawyers!
There should be a special place|in hell for each and every one of them.
{14955}{15009}Okay, before you freak out, let me tell you about...
{15011}{15052}I mean, talk about an attack!
{15055}{15074}Exactly!
{15077}{15123}The paper's been sued by just a few people, {15126}{15194}and now the whole legal department|is clamping down on the reporters.
{15196}{15253}So, you're not a reporter.
Anyway, as I was...
{15255}{15289}No.
But I'm a columnist.
{15292}{15358}And they're saying that I could actually|be sued if I give bad advice.
{15361}{15461}So they want every one of my columns|to be reviewed by a professional shrink.
{15464}{15559}Okay.
Well, technically, you're not a real shrink.
So, as I was - {15562}{15617}Excuse me?
Bachelor's degree, four years.
{15620}{15681}And besides, my readers don't care about my credentials, {15682}{15719}all they care about is my insight.
{15720}{15750}Yes, that is true.
{15752}{15865}Now, why don't you direct that famous insight|towards the fact that I was attacked at P-3 today?
{15880}{15951}Oh, my god.
Are you okay?
{15953}{16064}Well, I'm alive, which the demons won't be|when I'm done with them providing I can find them.
{16066}{16090}Wait.
They're not in the book?
{16091}{16138}Well, too many fit the description.
{16142}{16225}God, that's so weird.
Demons never attack at P-3.
{16228}{16282}Even weirder, I don't think they wanted to kill me.
{16285}{16368}One of them could've easily nailed me|with a fireball, but then didn't.
{16407}{16433}Here.
{16472}{16495}What's this?
{16496}{16557}New policy.
We carry them for protection at all times.
{16561}{16609}Yeah, but if we don't know what kind of demon it is...
{16610}{16683}Well, it doesn't matter.|If it doesn't kill them, it will at least stun them.
{16687}{16741}Wow.
And I thought I was on a rampage.
{16744}{16854}Well, I'm sending the underworld a message.|Basically, back off, and let me live my life.
{16856}{16951}And I'm going to help you with that,|but first I have to deal with my column.
{16962}{17012}You want me to have a life, too, don't you?
{17020}{17052}If you must.
{17118}{17149}Is there anything else, sir?
{17151}{17284}I need a copy to go to every teacher and tell Mr Feeney|a definite yes on the after-school TK classes.
{17290}{17329}I'll take care of it right away.
{17355}{17391}So you bombed with your charge, huh?
{17394}{17434}Yeah.
I'd say majorly.
{17453}{17525}Well, don't let it get you down.|Reluctant charges come with the territory.
{17529}{17597}Well, I'm kind of wishing the Elders|could've maybe given me a little bit more to go on.
{17599}{17688}Let's see.
I know that they told me|he's had several whitelighters, {17689}{17718}and he has the power of hyperspeed.
{17719}{17773}I pretty much could've found that out on Google.
{17775}{17816}Hold that thought.
Yes?
{17826}{17905}I'm not feeling very well.|Could you fill in for meat corporealizing class?
{17908}{17966}No problem.
Go on, get some rest.
{17970}{18008}Thanks.
{18061}{18081}What?
{18084}{18152}Nothing.
You're just impressive, that's all.
{18153}{18176}What do you mean?
{18177}{18230}Well, I was the headmistress of this school for a year.
{18233}{18307}And, uh, you make it look easy,|and I know it's anything but.
{18310}{18335}Thanks.
{18349}{18386}So, you need an assistant?
{18418}{18475}What?
I don't think I'm cut out for this whitelighter stuff.
{18477}{18523}And I still don't trust the Elders.
{18526}{18583}Why, because they didn't tell you everything|you needed to know about Mitchell?
{18587}{18609}They don't tell you anything.
{18610}{18652}They want you to get to know your charges yourself.
{18653}{18760}Okay, then why do they send me out to some guy who|hates whitelighters and doesn't even want to talk to me?
{18763}{18802}Well, you've got to find a way to make him talk.
{18804}{18845}It's your job.
You're his guide.
{18848}{18898}Look, Paige, if you don't get him to use his powers, {18900}{18958}there's a lot of future innocents that are going to be lost.
{18963}{19004}Gee, thanks.
No pressure there.
{19006}{19090}The Elders wouldn't give you this assignment|if they didn't think you could handle it.
{19092}{19156}Use your instincts.
Be creative.
{19176}{19316}Look, once I had these charges who|were a little less than willing to use their powers.
{19320}{19457}So I had to assimilate myself into their lives,|get them to trust me before I could help them.
{19491}{19549}Pretended to be a handy man, worked like a charm.
{19552}{19607}Let me guess.
You married one of them?
{19610}{19702}Well, let's just say that the Charmed Ones|make Mitchell look like a piece of cake.
{19852}{19898}I don't care what they say in the legal department.
{19901}{19966}That guy is not touching one word of what I've written.
{19986}{20028}Uh, you know what?
I'll be right therein a second.
{20790}{20885}It's my favorite scissors.
I knew I left them somewhere.
{21045}{21195}What pretty hair she has.
This is going to be fun.
{21196}{21264}I was lucky to get out of there alive.
Her powers of intuition - {21266}{21365}Won't do any good once she's trapped inside my cage.
{21366}{21424}Still, if her sisters can anticipate like she can - {21427}{21522}They can't.
Phoebe's power is unique.
{21533}{21633}I wonder how men look at her.|With lustful hearts, no doubt.
{21635}{21695}Maybe we should hold off on the transfer until we're sure.
{21697}{21731}How long have we been watching them?
{21732}{21828}By now, we know The Charmed Ones|better than anyone, including Zankou.
{21831}{21872}But their bond is strong.
{21889}{21929}To fool them even for a day...
{21951}{22016}Like I've said, we've learned enough.
{22097}{22226}I cannot believe they cut a piece from my hair,|and I just spent $250 on a cut and color.
{22230}{22244}What?
{22245}{22374}You spent $250 on a haircut?
You could have bought|a week's worth of groceries with that.
{22377}{22466}Okay.
I don't think the price of my haircut|should be your main concern right now.
{22480}{22542}Okay, you're right.
Actually, this is good news.
{22550}{22582}For whom exactly?
{22584}{22654}All of us.
I mean, how many demons|specialize in cutting someone's hair?
{22655}{22744}It should make them easier to find.|What did he look like?
Long coat and greasy hair?
{22748}{22824}Yeah, and wielding some mean scissors,|which, by the way, I have.
{22826}{22873}Oh, good.
We can use them to scry with.
{22881}{22982}Okay.
I'll drop them off at home as soon as|I deal with someone else who wants a piece of me.
{22985}{23010}I've got to go.
{23011}{23051}Wait.
Phoebe, wait...
{23086}{23146}Ms.
Halliwell.
Hello.
I'm Dr.
Randall.
{23170}{23269}Yes.
I know exactly who you are.|You're the guy hereto ruin my column.
{23272}{23336}Hmm.
I sense some displaced anger.
{23339}{23384}Oh, no.
It's very well placed.
{23387}{23467}And you can put your red pencil away because|you're not touching a thing that I've written.
{23469}{23516}Well, I'm afraid you don't have a say in the matter.
{23518}{23630}Oh, really?
Because the column is called|"Ask Phoebe."
So I'm pretty sure I do.
{23709}{23772}Ekat ym lous.
{23799}{23889}Ekat a demrahc enu.
{23892}{23975}Edart meht won.
{24191}{24272}Let me remind you, you're not the doctor...
I am.
{24280}{24379}After all, I don't see any diplomas on your walls.
{24592}{24628}Nice.
{24649}{24691}What's going on?
Where am I?
{24692}{24728}You're with us now, Phoebe.
{24729}{24768}Get in the cage.
{24790}{24908}Hello, witch.
I hope you enjoy the view.|It'll be the last one you ever have.
{25000}{25108}So, whether you like it or not, you and I are going|to be working together for a long time.
{25116}{25146}Do we understand each other?
{25185}{25220}Do you think I'm hot?
{25223}{25256}Uh, excuse me?
{25370}{25408}This is going to be fun.
{25590}{25630}Any luck finding our demons?
{25631}{25656}Nope.
{25675}{25743}Well, good.
I'm glad it just wasn't me.|By the way, thanks.
{25751}{25770}For what?
{25773}{25823}For coming home to help me in the middle of the day.
{25829}{25854}You were attacked.
{25855}{25928}Yeah, I'm working on that not happening so much anymore.
{25937}{25999}Well, you know, Piper, you can't scare away|all the demons all the time.
You know that.
{26022}{26105}No, but I can make them think twice about attacking again, can't I?
{26108}{26231}Besides, I'd like to think that one day you could come|home in the middle of the day for, I don't know...
lunch?
{26234}{26363}Hmm.
Well, you know, we could find|something else to do for, like, an hour or so.
{26374}{26433}Take it easy.
Keep checking.
{26500}{26605}You know, I'm thinking whoever wanted the hair|was probably working for an upper-level demon.
{26615}{26667}The question is who.
{26691}{26751}Mmm...
soul swapper?
{26755}{26874}Could be.
Or voodoo priestess...|or witch doctor, or demonic cloner.
{26879}{26945}A cloner?
That wouldn't be such a bad thing.
{26947}{27006}At least then I'd have another sister to fight demons with.
{27010}{27117}Did someone say "fight demons?"
'Cause I am so there.
{27138}{27174}What are you doing back so soon?
{27176}{27222}Uh...
what do you mean?
{27225}{27262}What happened with the shrink?
{27265}{27320}Oh, I took care of him.
{27350}{27391}Oh, my god.
{27412}{27473}Oh, for god sakes.
Your hair looks fine.
{27500}{27556}You know, maybe we should go up|and check the Book of Shadows again.
{27558}{27584}I already checked it.
{27586}{27623}Maybe we should check again.
{27680}{27736}I mean, I'm just saying that we have to fight demons, right?
{28090}{28175}Any idea what these demon creeps are looking for?
{28178}{28272}Not yet.
But the more I think about it,|the more I'm leaning towards soul swapping.
{28274}{28376}Soul swapping?
No, I don't buy it.
{28379}{28460}Well, if it was voodoo, they could have|just stolen a comb or brush to get the hair.
{28463}{28550}See, soul swapping is more powerful.|It requires fresh ingredients, {28552}{28614}which explains why they needed the freshly cut hair.
{28615}{28695}Yeah, but demons have tried to impersonate us before,|and it's never worked.
{28699}{28758}I mean, we just...
know each other too well.
{28761}{28867}She's got a point, and besides...
at least|we still have the scissors to scry for them with.
{28870}{28895}Scissors?
{28899}{28974}Are they in your purse?
I'll go get them.
{29015}{29045}Phoebe?
{29057}{29111}What?
Did you have a premonition?
{29116}{29219}Yes, I did.
A very big one.
{29239}{29329}This is the guy.|This is the guy we're looking for right here.
{29388}{29473}Daleek?
Oh, he doesn't look like|any of the demons that attacked us.
{29476}{29499}Are you sure?
{29507}{29544}You know, maybe he's working with him.
{29567}{29614}Yeah, that's probably it.
{29639}{29686}"Upper-level demon, works above ground."
{29687}{29739}You know, it could be a Zankou plant.|Wouldn't be the first time.
{29742}{29800}But it doesn't say anything about him cutting hair.
{29804}{29898}But I saw him posing as a civilian in my premonition.
{29905}{29948}What more proof do we need?
{29956}{29983}Okay, but - {29984}{30016}Great!
I'll meet you downstairs.
{30018}{30094}I'm going to go slip into something a little bit more sexy.
{30098}{30170}Sexy?
Phoebe, we're killing a demon,|not going to the club.
{30174}{30281}Did I say sexy?
I meant...
comfortable.
{30284}{30309}Wait!
{30331}{30366}God.
Now what.
{30397}{30467}Maybe we shouldn't go after this guy|until we have the power of three.
{30470}{30542}Well, you can call Paige if you need her,|but now that she's a whitelighter, {30544}{30602}you got to get used to working without her.|She's not going to be around as much.
{30607}{30629}What he said.
{30632}{30664}Yeah, and besides, you have potions.
{30665}{30743}If it does turn out to bean upper-level demon,|it's nothing you haven't handled before.
{30746}{30793}Couldn't have said it any better myself.
{30811}{30851}I'm going to go change.
{31067}{31104}You have somewhere to go?
{31151}{31220}I can't believe I was worried we wouldn't pull this off.
{31235}{31271}I'll get out of here eventually.
{31274}{31348}Urgh.
With a face like that, you're better off in the cage.
{31394}{31466}Aww.
Don't feel all that Charmed now, do you?
{31468}{31544}My sisters will get me out of this cage...
and this body.
{31546}{31597}You're forgetting.
For them to come to your rescue, {31600}{31654}they first have to realize that Imara's in your body.
{31660}{31715}You don't think they can tell when there's a demon in the house?
{31719}{31798}There was a demon in your house not long ago; Zankou.
{31801}{31851}And everything he learned, we learned.
{31855}{31911}Imara broke into his lair, stole all his information.
{31914}{31954}Now she knows everything about you.
{31957}{32013}I don't care.
My sisters will figure it out.
{32017}{32080}By then, it'll be too late for both you and Zankou.
{32081}{32159}We'll have killed all his allies,|weakened him to the point where he can no longer rule.
{32163}{32253}And as for you, you're only keeping Imara's|body alive so her soul can return to it.
{32277}{32343}Too bad there won't be a body for your soul to return to.
{32590}{32610}Oh, no.
{32743}{32820}Help me!
Please!
{32821}{32880}Someone!
Help!
{33305}{33348}Are you okay?
Are you hurt?
{33414}{33444}Surprise.
{33445}{33475}What the hell?
{33476}{33525}What are you doing?
Are you out of your mind?
{33531}{33625}Look, I'm just trying to show you that your powers can save lives.
{33627}{33687}You didn't have to save mine, but you could have if you had to.
{33690}{33715}So you tricked me?
{33718}{33772}Technically.
Here's the thing.
{33775}{33845}I'm trying to remind you of what your powers can do, {33847}{33909}and why you can't just walk away from a gift like that.
{33911}{33937}The hell I can't.
{33940}{33961}Mitchell, please...
{33962}{34019}You don't know me.
You don't know meat all.
{34081}{34132}Could someone tell me why I'm trying to help this person?
{34198}{34227}You crashed your car?
{34230}{34293}It was a rental.
What?
I got the insurance.
{34298}{34331}That's not the point, Paige.
{34340}{34400}Look, you told me to trust my instincts, right?
I did.
{34403}{34462}Yeah, to earn his trust, not destroy it.
{34477}{34536}Maybe there's a reason nobody's|been able to get through to him.
{34537}{34586}Maybe he just can't be gotten to.
{34589}{34670}Look, I don't think there's any|such thing as a lost cause, Paige.
{34672}{34718}All right.
Maybe it's just time to get somebody else.
{34719}{34734}Paige.
{34735}{34822}What?
I mean it.
Call the Elders and have|them get another Whitelighter 'cause I'm done.
{34823}{34851}I can't do it.
{34852}{34907}So you're just going to give up?
{34957}{35056}I cannot force Mitchell to be a witch.
I can't.
{35058}{35090}Maybe that's your problem.
{35091}{35113}What?
{35114}{35225}He's not just a witch, Paige.
He's a person,|too, and actually, he was a person first.
{35227}{35310}Your powers are tied to your emotions,|so stop concentrating on him as a witch {35311}{35361}and start focusing on him as a man.
{35562}{35630}We're vanquishing a City Councilman?
Are you crazy?
{35633}{35705}I saw him posing as a civilian.|You were fine with it before.
{35709}{35813}Yeah, that's because I thought we were going to find|him in an alley or a warehouse somewhere, not downtown.
{35814}{35872}You insisted that I come home|from work so we could deal with it.
{35874}{35943}Okay, would you stop clickity-clackin| in those things for one second?
{35946}{36018}Look, I want to kill demons just|as much as you do, probably even more, {36021}{36100}but we can't afford to be reckless,|especially with Sheridan lurking around.
{36104}{36128}Sheridan?
{36129}{36159}Yeah.
This morning at the bar?
{36160}{36248}Oh, right.
Sorry.
I got demon councilman on the brain.
{36252}{36303}We really don't want heron our case again.
{36330}{36393}What are you doing?
Are you checking yourself out?
{36394}{36426}Yeah.
It's not a crime.
{36429}{36501}No, but now is not the time.
Don't be so vain.
{36505}{36557}I just want to look presentable, okay?
{36560}{36630}'Cause we are meeting a Councilman, for god sakes.
{36632}{36678}Well, then maybe you should put on a jacket.
{36697}{36750}A Councilman you think might be evil.
{36753}{36822}I know is evil, and you will, too,|once you freeze the scene.
{36826}{36888}Yeah.
If he ever moves, he's not freezing.
{36892}{36917}Can I help you?
{36955}{36975}No.
{37150}{37208}Excuse me.
Councilman Wexler?
{37227}{37272}I'm sorry.
Do we have an appointment?
{37277}{37345}No, Daleek, actually, we don't.
{37493}{37558}Wow!
That was awesome.
What was in that?
{37561}{37611}Who cares?
Let's go.
{37615}{37684}Hey.
What's the rush?
Everyone's frozen anyway.
{37685}{37771}Yeah, well, I don't want to be here when they|unfreeze and figure out that their boss is missing.
{37773}{37813}No one will ever know we were here.
{37945}{38033}I think we should just concentrate|on the demon who actually attacked us.
{38037}{38058}We'll get him.
{38061}{38083}When?
{38087}{38157}Well, when I try and get a few more premonitions.
{38160}{38216}I mean, who knows how many demons|Zankou has out there.
{38220}{38272}But our first demon still has a piece of your hair, {38275}{38335}and who knows when he's going|to use it or come back for more.
{38339}{38442}Who cares?
With a face like this,|I could be bald and look great.
{38448}{38487}What the hell's gotten into you?
{38498}{38518}What do you mean?
{38519}{38576}What do I mean?
You're walking around like a crazy person.
{38578}{38671}That is when you're not stopping to check yourself out|in every shiny surface you walk past.
{38673}{38758}Well, I think I'm just a little scattered|and overwhelmed, you know, {38761}{38889}with the column and all these demons|and trying to help you find a normal life.
{38891}{38968}And I appreciate that,|but it doesn't require us going a mile a minute.
{38972}{39041}Well, you said you wanted to make|a statement to the demon world.
{39044}{39115}And what better statement than|to kill a lot of demons, right?
{39118}{39173}Right.
Where are you going?
{39175}{39224}I'm going upstairs to change my outfit.
{39227}{39284}I've been in this for like the last hour.
{39439}{39478}Inspector.
Hello.
{39481}{39505}Piper.
{39510}{39563}What, uh, brings you all the way out here?
{39570}{39634}Well, actually...
this does.
{39654}{39729}The City Councilman's gone missing,|and according to that photograph, {39732}{39810}the two of you were the last people|to see him before he disappeared.
{39816}{39859}And you think we had something to do with that?
{39863}{39928}I don't know.
Did you?
{39931}{40048}No.
I mean, we went to talk to him about|some branches that were hanging over our backyard.
{40051}{40128}That's interesting, considering|that he's not really your councilman.
{40135}{40216}Right...
which we figured out when we talked to him.
{40260}{40283}Satisfied?
{40287}{40363}No, I'm not.
First, there's a robbery|that doesn't look like a robbery.
{40366}{40470}Then a Councilman mysteriously vanishes,|and both times, one of you is there.
{40473}{40506}Coincidence.
{40530}{40626}I don't believe in coincidences.
We'll keep in touch.
{40814}{40881}Come on, Phoebe, there's got to be a way out of here.
{40885}{40971}Hey!
Give it a rest, will ya?
You're tiring out her body.
{40974}{41041}Imara's going to need her strength|when she returns to kill your sisters.
{41080}{41163}Yeah?
What makes you think I'd let any demon...
{41270}{41335}What's the matter with you?
Get up.
{41370}{41455}What happened?
What am I doing here?
{41480}{41554}They figured it out.
They reversed the spell.
{41579}{41640}Well, don't just stand there, you fools.|Let me out of here.
{41641}{41674}What are you talking about?
{41675}{41763}Don't you see?|The witches switched our souls back.
It's me.
{41767}{41793}Imara.
{41797}{41862}Hurry, we don't have much time.|Open up and let me out.
{41864}{41956}Wait.
How do we know it's really you?
{41963}{42091}You dare challenge me?|Open the cage or I'll kill you both.
{42094}{42118}Same temper.
{42120}{42212}Still, we've been planning this for months,|and they figure it out in a couple of hours?
{42245}{42278}I don't think so.
{42279}{42355}They wouldn't have suspected anything|if you hadn't left the scissors behind.
{42359}{42481}That's right, you screwed up.
Now let me out|of here before they get here and kill us all.
{42483}{42573}Stay here.
I'm going to go above ground.
See for myself.
{42577}{42656}Idiot!
Phoebe will kill you the moment she sees you.
{42658}{42703}Unless you're Phoebe, and this is just a trick.
{42735}{42785}Don't let her out until I return.
{42832}{42875}The witches will vanquish him, {42876}{42982}then they'll come back and vanquish|all of you unless you let me out of here now.
{43275}{43300}Get out.
{43304}{43355}Nope, I'm not going away this time.
{43421}{43552}And neither are you.
Look, I know why you|stopped using magic, okay?
I did some research.
{43560}{43590}You don't know anything.
{43592}{43628}I know what happened.
{43631}{43668}Leave me alone.
{43678}{43746}You're not going to run from me like|you've run from all the others.
{43749}{43845}Something happened to your fiancee, right?
Jennifer?
{43943}{43984}I can do this all night.
{44004}{44039}Why are you doing this to me?
{44043}{44145}Look, I don't give a rat's ass|about you being a witch or not.
{44147}{44176}I'm just trying to help you.
{44179}{44259}You're not just running away from your gift,|you're running away from yourself.
{44311}{44352}You really loved her, didn't you?
{44367}{44407}Yes, I did.
{44451}{44490}How'd she die?
{44549}{44648}I was supposed to meet her.|I was late, I can't remember why.
{44649}{44775}By the time I got there, they had already killed her.|Demons.
{44776}{44885}They didn't want her.
She didn't even know|what they were, who I was.
{44920}{45000}They were there for me, but I was...
late.
{45006}{45074}If only I'd used my speed, I might have been|there in time to do s-som...
{45076}{45142}You can't know that.|You're never going to be able to know that.
{45145}{45192}When my parents died, I blamed myself.
{45194}{45292}I even used magic to try and go back in time|and fix it, but I couldn't.
{45296}{45373}The thing is, we're never,|ever going to be able to fix everything, {45376}{45474}or save everybody, because at the end of the day,|you and I are just...
{45500}{45571}people who have the ability to help other people.
{45779}{45813}Aren't you cold?
{45817}{45883}No, but, then again, I actually have clothes on.
{45886}{45963}Yeah, I know, it's kind of skimpy,|but it's just so cute, I couldn't help myself.
{45966}{46016}Okay, can we get back to the demons?
{46021}{46115}Right.
You betcha.
Let's see.
{46187}{46207}Benzor.
{46240}{46260}Benzor?
{46261}{46359}Upper-level demon.
I saw him posing as a judge,|and he probably is working for Zankou, too.
{46372}{46422}You got all that from one premonition?
{46423}{46453}Pretty good, huh?
{46531}{46562}Are you going to get that?
{46574}{46613}Your phone.
{46617}{46660}Oh, right.
{46803}{46982}Hello?
Dr.
Randall?
Oh, yes.
Dr.
Randall.
{46992}{47032}You know what, just do what you want,...
{47034}{47085}...because I don't really care.
{47185}{47225}I'll be right back.
{47344}{47378}What are you doing here?
{47383}{47408}Imara?
{47411}{47482}Well, who else would it be?|Why aren't you watching the witch?
{47510}{47573}She said they sent you back to your body.|I came to check.
{47576}{47592}What?
{47595}{47629}Phoebe, who are you talking to?
{47633}{47661}Piper, help!
{47662}{47683}What are you doing?
{47684}{47704}Covering.
{47739}{47764}Blow him up.
{47765}{47783}No!
{47887}{47952}Phew.
That was close, huh?
{47960}{48005}That was the demon that attacked me in the club.
{48008}{48051}And me in the elevator.
{48057}{48094}Hey.
What's up?
{48097}{48139}Oh, Paige.
Good.
You're just in time.
{48150}{48172}For what?
{48173}{48233}To help us vanquish the demon that's trying to kill us.
{48242}{48279}How do you know who it is?
{48282}{48396}Well, the demon we just vanquished|said her name.
It's, uh ...
{48498}{48598}...
Imara.
We have to vanquish her right away.
{48729}{48779}I can't let you out.
She'll kill me.
{48783}{48814}She is me.
{48823}{48847}But Lantos said...
{48850}{48913}Lantos is dead, otherwise he would've returned by now.
{48940}{48965}I don't know.
{48967}{49036}If you do nothing, you'll be vanquished by the witches.
{49040}{49141}But if you free me, you'll take|Lantos' place and rule by my side.
{49370}{49425}You made a wise decision.
{49509}{49539}Phoebe!
Oh, no!
{49623}{49678}Well, it took you long enough.
{49703}{49740}Actually, I think we're right on time.
{49742}{49806}No, don't...
{50004}{50028}What was that?
{50036}{50151}That was Phoebe's soul.
We just killed your sister.
{50330}{50373}I told you it was a soul swap, didn't I?
{50379}{50437}I don't think right now is the time for|"I told you so's".
{50440}{50490}No, I think now is the perfect time, actually.
{50494}{50580}There was obviously something wrong with her.|Why didn't I do something?
{50582}{50645}I don't think beating yourself up is going to do any good.
{50649}{50680}Besides, how could we have known?
{50681}{50738}You know?
She took over Phoebe's body to kill demons.
{50740}{50768}It's what Phoebe does.
{50770}{50877}No, not lately, it isn't.|Not with everything going on at work with her.
{50879}{50929}I should've done something.
I can't believe I didn't...
{50955}{51023}All right, we should just concentrate|on getting her back, okay?
{51025}{51113}Back?
Paige, her soul floated away.
She's gone.
{51135}{51213}Not necessarily.|I mean, we've dealt with spirits before.
{51213}{51291}We know that they can keep themselves|from moving on if their will is strong enough.
{51296}{51328}Phoebe's definitely is.
{51331}{51403}Okay, fine.
Great.
But Imara is still in her body, {51406}{51457}and I don't see her in a big hurry to give it up.
{51459}{51519}Yeah, especially since we blew up her demonic body.
{51522}{51562}Not that I'm saying it's anybody's fault.
{51577}{51624}But you could always do another soul swap.
{51626}{51688}Put Phoebe's soul back in her body,|and send Imara's essence to, uh...
{51695}{51726}What, oblivion?
{51730}{51769}Yeah, you just have to do the same ritual again.
{51772}{51815}That requires a piece of Phoebe's hair, {51818}{51891}and I don't see Imara letting us get close enough to try.
{51915}{51986}No, but I think I might know somebody who can.
{52230}{52258}Thomas Hendricks?
{52273}{52296}Where'd you come from?
{52302}{52342}Judge Thomas Hendricks?
{52348}{52370}Who are you?
{52371}{52474}Someone who doesn't want to work for your boss.
Zankou?
{52565}{52612}Damn, that was my favorite minion.
{52676}{52705}All right, who's next?
{52735}{52765}Thanks.
{53000}{53045}She's pretty pissed.
{53055}{53075}Thanks.
{53134}{53154}Wait.
{53230}{53248}Now.
{53248}{53292}Lock of hair completes our goal, {53295}{53333}to help us reclaim our sister's soul, {53344}{53395}banish this demon, spare no pain, {53399}{53454}bring Phoebe back from the ghostly plane.
{54015}{54037}Are you okay?
{54040}{54110}No, I am not okay!
How could you|not know that thing was inside me?
{54113}{54156}Oh, don't start with me!
{54175}{54199}Who's this guy?
{54201}{54323}This is, um, my first charge.
Mitchell.
He saved you.
{54331}{54381}Oh.
Thank you.
{54383}{54468}Don't thank me.
Thank my whitelighter.
She saved me.
{54496}{54520}He's cute.
{54543}{54573}She's back.
{55085}{55137}Ooh, do I even want to read this?
{55141}{55215}Don't see why not, considering it's|word for word what you wrote.
{55221}{55282}Dr.
Randall is no longer with the paper.
{55288}{55346}Really?
Did you fire him?
{55347}{55389}He didn't leave me much choice.
{55391}{55468}He, uh......
he claimed you came on to him.
{55480}{55519}I did?
{55522}{55578}Exactly.
And that was just his first lie.
{55581}{55679}He also said you told him he could do|whatever he wanted to do with the column, {55680}{55720}that you didn't care one way or the other.
{55724}{55789}Ugh.
Well, he must have me confused with someone else.
{55794}{55872}Which is exactly what I said|when I kicked his butt out the door.
{55873}{55937}That's fine by me.|So are we going to be hiring someone else?
{55940}{56072}I told legal we never had a problem with|your column before, and until we do, back off.
{56083}{56171}I appreciate that vote of confidence, Elise.|But I've been thinking, {56173}{56270}and maybe my column could use|a little bit more professional insight.
{56273}{56300}How so?
{56302}{56402}I'll let you know.
I've gotta run it by my sisters first.
{56739}{56815}Hey!
How'd you fix this place up so fast?
{56829}{56883}Potions?
Spells?
{56893}{56936}Even better.
Husband.
{56941}{57061}Ooh.
Getting Leo to go back to work.|Nothing says normal quite like that.
{57069}{57112}And hey, we haven't had a demon attack all day.
{57118}{57189}Well, hopefully the demon world took note of our rampage.
{57191}{57254}I don't think killing Imara constitutes a rampage.
{57256}{57338}No, but killing Imara, Daleek, and Benzor does.
{57340}{57382}Okay, we didn't kill the last two.
{57384}{57422}Yeah, but the demon world doesn't know that.
{57427}{57475}No, they just think I did it.
{57485}{57525}Which is fine by me, actually.
{57526}{57544}Me, too.
{57545}{57650}Okay, so, you guys want to know|what the real Phoebe's going to do next?
{57651}{57672}What?
{57675}{57728}I've decided that I'm going to go back to college.
{57745}{57787}College?
Again?
{57788}{57853}Yeah.
I think I want to get my graduate degree.
{57857}{57898}This way, the paper'll get off my back, {57899}{57986}and I can actually get my professional credentials,|and who knows?
{57988}{58038}Maybe even be a better columnist.
{58041}{58119}What happened to the woman who said|her readers didn't care about credentials?
{58121}{58233}Well, as a future psychologist,|um, I can honestly say that I...
{58236}{58286}Was swimming in a big bag of denial?
{58288}{58321}Yes, exactly.
{58324}{58366}What about the shrink at work?
{58369}{58417}I don't think he'll be a problem anymore.
{58424}{58535}Well, girls, unfortunately,|I think Inspector Sheridan is going to be a problem.
{58537}{58587}Wait, she's on our case again?
{58591}{58627}And how.
{58890}{58920}Did you hear about Judge Hendricks?
{58940}{58975}No, what?
{58982}{59050}He disappeared, too.
Must be an epidemic.
{59064}{59101}Yeah, must be.
{59123}{59181}If you need a hand with the Councilman's case,|just let me know.
{59200}{59253}No, it's all right.
I got it.
You got 'em.
{143}{194}Apparently Sheridan wants us real bad.
{196}{260}Face down on the ground!
Now!
{340}{418}It's Sheridan.
I told you Brody did something to her.
{424}{458}Sheridan's back.
{462}{482}What?
{485}{535}Your friend Brody came to visit me last night.
{536}{624}He did some mumble-jumbo on her where|she doesn't remember anything that happened.
{627}{717}Even as we speak, the demon Zankou|is mobilizing the underworld ...
{720}{777}I want more than just to find The Nexus now...
{780}{884}I want to release The Shadow.|Harness its ultimate power.
{888}{1006}Leo and I are just having a little trouble|adjusting to him being human again.
{1007}{1052}What, you want me to clean magic school?
{1054}{1076}No.
{1077}{1103}We want you to run it.
{1105}{1134}I'd be honored.
{1138}{1218}I know, Paige, that in the past we have had our differences.
{1220}{1376}But becoming a Whitelighter is as natural a part|of your unfolding destiny as becoming a Charmed One.
{1393}{1424}Whatever, I'll try it.
{1638}{1673}Leo, I need your help.
{1675}{1703}Why, what's the matter?
{1710}{1744}The Elders have assigned me a charge.
{1747}{1778}Paige, that's great.
{1782}{1859}No, actually.
It's not great.|You have to help me get out of this.
{1861}{1906}You can't get out of it.
You're a whitelighter.
{1908}{2005}I'm also, like, a chick in her twenties|who'd like to have a life.
{2006}{2036}I don't have time for this.
{2038}{2078}You're nervous.
{2095}{2211}Oh, I'm just busy.
All right, fine.|Maybe I'm a little nervous.
{2213}{2300}You know what?
It used to happen to me|all the time before I met my first charge.
{2324}{2376}It's a good thing.
It means you don't want to let him down.
{2377}{2428}Or maybe I'm just not ready.
{2431}{2455}Trust me, you're ready.
{2456}{2528}Yeah?
Then...
why don't you tell that to my stomach?
{2529}{2570}Because it really hurts right now.
{2572}{2622}Look, here, try this.
{2660}{2680}Toast?
{2681}{2726}Yeah.
It helps calm the butterflies.
{2728}{2845}You've been a Whitelighter for...|sixty years, and toast is what you got for it?
{2848}{2940}Well, it's not like you haven't had|charges before, Paige, okay?
{2948}{3090}Right.
Okay, fine.
But...|I always had Piper and Phoebe to back me up.
{3090}{3180}All right?
Now, I'll be solo.
What if I fail?
{3181}{3206}You won't fail.
{3207}{3262}That's easy for you to say 'cause you have a job.
{3265}{3359}You got your wife.
You got your kids.
You got...
breakfast.
{3365}{3412}If I make a mistake, someone knows.
{3427}{3462}You done?
{3492}{3527}Yeah.
How'd you know?
{3530}{3586}Toast and venting, works every time.
{3670}{3711}Guess I could try.
{3713}{3801}I know you can do it.
Good luck.
{3817}{3862}Thank you.
{4245}{4275}Mitchell Haines?
{4285}{4305}Yeah.
{4310}{4383}Hi.
I'm, uh...
your new whitelighter.
{4387}{4467}Paige Matthews.
Nice to meet y-you.
{4477}{4516}Not interested.
{4535}{4581}But you can't just walk away from me.
{4584}{4622}No?
Watch me.
{4628}{4683}Aren't you at least going to hear me out?
{4687}{4719}Let me guess.
{4727}{4782}That I'm a witch with great powers?
{4787}{4860}You can help bring them out for me?
Master them?
{4863}{4902}Well, yeah.
{4910}{4947}I don't want your help.
{4950}{5036}Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Look.
{5039}{5081}I know you've had some problems in the past, {5083}{5177}but maybe you just haven't had|the right person help you.
Namely me.
{5190}{5232}My last Whitelighter said the same thing.
{5233}{5305}They ever send anybody who hasn't read the Elder playbook.
{5307}{5386}I'm not just anybody, okay?
I am a Charmed One.
{5389}{5485}I ran magic school for a year,|and I'm a whitelighter.
Hello, triple-threat.
{5487}{5550}Where are you going to find somebody|with that kind of experience?
{5552}{5599}Good.
You can use it to help your next charge.
{5810}{5846}Okay.
Wait, listen.
New rule.
{5847}{5955}I will not tolerate demon activity|in my house or in my club.
Got it?
{6060}{6084}Uh, barstool!
{6254}{6278}Are you okay?
{6279}{6311}Yeah.
I'm fine.
{6329}{6366}What the hell do you think they wanted?
{6368}{6406}I have no clue.
{6406}{6441}At least you're okay.
{6464}{6502}Yeah, but he's not.
{9218}{9295}He has a concussion, needs a few stitches,|but otherwise he's fine.
{9297}{9324}Oh, thank god.
{9327}{9408}Did he say whether, you know, he'd seen anything?
{9411}{9500}He was hit from behind.
Last thing he remembers|was loading a case of beer from his hand truck.
{9511}{9606}Oh, that was good.
I mean, you know,|that he remembers something {9608}{9668}because that probably means|he doesn't have any brain damage.
{9671}{9745}Well, stick around.|The detective's going to need to take a statement.
{9795}{9886}Probably doesn't have any 'brain damage'?|Smooth, Piper, real smooth.
{9887}{9945}Well, that's the last time I call 9-1-1.
{9956}{10001}Well, sadly, now that Leo can't heal us, {10003}{10062}I think we're going to be calling that number a lot more.
{10084}{10144}I can't believe this.
They attack me at work now?
{10145}{10186}What, is no place sacred?
{10189}{10225}Well, I thought we covered pretty well.
{10227}{10302}Yeah, this time, but what about|next time and the time after that?
{10304}{10355}Well, we'll just deal with it when it happens.
{10357}{10401}No.
I'm going to deal with them now.
{10402}{10458}Well, before you do that, can you help me out?|Reason why I came here.
{10460}{10553}That guy Mitchell...
blew me off.
My charge.
{10589}{10655}Oh?
That's all you have for me is "oh"?
{10658}{10722}Well, I can't really help you out|with that whole whitelighter thing.
{10725}{10770}You should probably talk to Leo.
{10808}{10893}Excuse me.
You're Phoebe Halliwell's sisters, right?
{10896}{10937}- Right.|- Yeah...
{10938}{11040}I'm Inspector Sheridan.
I met Phoebe|a couple weeks ago on a different case.
{11045}{11132}Oh.
Well, it's nice to meet you.
Uh, where is Lieutenant...
{11134}{11216}Lieutenant Morris?
He's out of town.|Just taking some personal time.
{11218}{11256}I'll be covering for him while he's gone.
{11259}{11381}So, could you describe the suspects?|Tall?
Short?
White?
Black?
{11390}{11443}Didn't really get a good look at him.
{11446}{11535}Yeah.
We were in the back,|and by the time we came out, they were...
{11537}{11586}Gone.
Yeah, gone.
{11590}{11681}What I don't understand is why would they|rob the place in the middle of the day.
{11686}{11723}Before you even opened.
{11730}{11824}We have been asking ourselves the same question.
{11884}{11936}Well, we'll stay in touch.
{12030}{12122}Well, good news is I don't think she remembers meeting us.
{12132}{12173}Thank god for memory dust.
{12176}{12228}Yeah, but it's not a hundred percent guaranteed.
{12229}{12305}If we give her the slightest cause,|her memory could come flying back, {12306}{12382}which is another reason we need|to find the demon who did this.
{12484}{12646}Come closer, Lantos.
You can tell me why|you failed from here just as easily as from there.
{12648}{12709}I'm confident the witch will be alone again soon.
{12735}{12856}I don't have time for soon.
I need a lock of hair now.
{12860}{12982}The only way to weaken Zankou is|to take out his most trusted lieutenants.
{12989}{13108}Daleek, Benzor, Linson...
all above ground.
{13111}{13233}All of whom I can only get to with|the help of the beautiful Charmed Ones.
{13278}{13395}Tell me, Lantos.
Do you think I'm beautiful, too?
{13411}{13441}Of course.
{13492}{13522}Do you want another scar?
{13523}{13610}I can make you look like me in no time, you know.
{13636}{13675}To your chambers.
{13732}{13870}We can't wait any longer.
I reported to the source.|I won't do the same with his successor.
{13873}{13922}Then I'll need at least a half a dozen more demons.
{13924}{14046}You can't overcome the sisters with force,|especially not Piper.
{14049}{14093}And since she'll be expecting another attack, {14097}{14176}I need you to go after a different sister instead now.
{14190}{14215}Phoebe.
{14233}{14292}Why not Paige?
She's less intuitive, more predictable.
{14295}{14408}But she's also a whitelighter now,|which puts her in constant contact with the Elders.
{14411}{14534}Besides, Phoebe's a celebrity...
idolized, envied.
{14544}{14658}The way I deserve to be.
And someday will be.
{14840}{14949}Lawyers!
There should be a special place|in hell for each and every one of them.
{14955}{15009}Okay, before you freak out, let me tell you about...
{15011}{15052}I mean, talk about an attack!
{15055}{15074}Exactly!
{15077}{15123}The paper's been sued by just a few people, {15126}{15194}and now the whole legal department|is clamping down on the reporters.
{15196}{15253}So, you're not a reporter.
Anyway, as I was...
{15255}{15289}No.
But I'm a columnist.
{15292}{15358}And they're saying that I could actually|be sued if I give bad advice.
{15361}{15461}So they want every one of my columns|to be reviewed by a professional shrink.
{15464}{15559}Okay.
Well, technically, you're not a real shrink.
So, as I was - {15562}{15617}Excuse me?
Bachelor's degree, four years.
{15620}{15681}And besides, my readers don't care about my credentials, {15682}{15719}all they care about is my insight.
{15720}{15750}Yes, that is true.
{15752}{15865}Now, why don't you direct that famous insight|towards the fact that I was attacked at P-3 today?
{15880}{15951}Oh, my god.
Are you okay?
{15953}{16064}Well, I'm alive, which the demons won't be|when I'm done with them providing I can find them.
{16066}{16090}Wait.
They're not in the book?
{16091}{16138}Well, too many fit the description.
{16142}{16225}God, that's so weird.
Demons never attack at P-3.
{16228}{16282}Even weirder, I don't think they wanted to kill me.
{16285}{16368}One of them could've easily nailed me|with a fireball, but then didn't.
{16407}{16433}Here.
{16472}{16495}What's this?
{16496}{16557}New policy.
We carry them for protection at all times.
{16561}{16609}Yeah, but if we don't know what kind of demon it is...
{16610}{16683}Well, it doesn't matter.|If it doesn't kill them, it will at least stun them.
{16687}{16741}Wow.
And I thought I was on a rampage.
{16744}{16854}Well, I'm sending the underworld a message.|Basically, back off, and let me live my life.
{16856}{16951}And I'm going to help you with that,|but first I have to deal with my column.
{16962}{17012}You want me to have a life, too, don't you?
{17020}{17052}If you must.
{17118}{17149}Is there anything else, sir?
{17151}{17284}I need a copy to go to every teacher and tell Mr Feeney|a definite yes on the after-school TK classes.
{17290}{17329}I'll take care of it right away.
{17355}{17391}So you bombed with your charge, huh?
{17394}{17434}Yeah.
I'd say majorly.
{17453}{17525}Well, don't let it get you down.|Reluctant charges come with the territory.
{17529}{17597}Well, I'm kind of wishing the Elders|could've maybe given me a little bit more to go on.
{17599}{17688}Let's see.
I know that they told me|he's had several whitelighters, {17689}{17718}and he has the power of hyperspeed.
{17719}{17773}I pretty much could've found that out on Google.
{17775}{17816}Hold that thought.
Yes?
{17826}{17905}I'm not feeling very well.|Could you fill in for meat corporealizing class?
{17908}{17966}No problem.
Go on, get some rest.
{17970}{18008}Thanks.
{18061}{18081}What?
{18084}{18152}Nothing.
You're just impressive, that's all.
{18153}{18176}What do you mean?
{18177}{18230}Well, I was the headmistress of this school for a year.
{18233}{18307}And, uh, you make it look easy,|and I know it's anything but.
{18310}{18335}Thanks.
{18349}{18386}So, you need an assistant?
{18418}{18475}What?
I don't think I'm cut out for this whitelighter stuff.
{18477}{18523}And I still don't trust the Elders.
{18526}{18583}Why, because they didn't tell you everything|you needed to know about Mitchell?
{18587}{18609}They don't tell you anything.
{18610}{18652}They want you to get to know your charges yourself.
{18653}{18760}Okay, then why do they send me out to some guy who|hates whitelighters and doesn't even want to talk to me?
{18763}{18802}Well, you've got to find a way to make him talk.
{18804}{18845}It's your job.
You're his guide.
{18848}{18898}Look, Paige, if you don't get him to use his powers, {18900}{18958}there's a lot of future innocents that are going to be lost.
{18963}{19004}Gee, thanks.
No pressure there.
{19006}{19090}The Elders wouldn't give you this assignment|if they didn't think you could handle it.
{19092}{19156}Use your instincts.
Be creative.
{19176}{19316}Look, once I had these charges who|were a little less than willing to use their powers.
{19320}{19457}So I had to assimilate myself into their lives,|get them to trust me before I could help them.
{19491}{19549}Pretended to be a handy man, worked like a charm.
{19552}{19607}Let me guess.
You married one of them?
{19610}{19702}Well, let's just say that the Charmed Ones|make Mitchell look like a piece of cake.
{19852}{19898}I don't care what they say in the legal department.
{19901}{19966}That guy is not touching one word of what I've written.
{19986}{20028}Uh, you know what?
I'll be right therein a second.
{20790}{20885}It's my favorite scissors.
I knew I left them somewhere.
{21045}{21195}What pretty hair she has.
This is going to be fun.
{21196}{21264}I was lucky to get out of there alive.
Her powers of intuition - {21266}{21365}Won't do any good once she's trapped inside my cage.
{21366}{21424}Still, if her sisters can anticipate like she can - {21427}{21522}They can't.
Phoebe's power is unique.
{21533}{21633}I wonder how men look at her.|With lustful hearts, no doubt.
{21635}{21695}Maybe we should hold off on the transfer until we're sure.
{21697}{21731}How long have we been watching them?
{21732}{21828}By now, we know The Charmed Ones|better than anyone, including Zankou.
{21831}{21872}But their bond is strong.
{21889}{21929}To fool them even for a day...
{21951}{22016}Like I've said, we've learned enough.
{22097}{22226}I cannot believe they cut a piece from my hair,|and I just spent $250 on a cut and color.
{22230}{22244}What?
{22245}{22374}You spent $250 on a haircut?
You could have bought|a week's worth of groceries with that.
{22377}{22466}Okay.
I don't think the price of my haircut|should be your main concern right now.
{22480}{22542}Okay, you're right.
Actually, this is good news.
{22550}{22582}For whom exactly?
{22584}{22654}All of us.
I mean, how many demons|specialize in cutting someone's hair?
{22655}{22744}It should make them easier to find.|What did he look like?
Long coat and greasy hair?
{22748}{22824}Yeah, and wielding some mean scissors,|which, by the way, I have.
{22826}{22873}Oh, good.
We can use them to scry with.
{22881}{22982}Okay.
I'll drop them off at home as soon as|I deal with someone else who wants a piece of me.
{22985}{23010}I've got to go.
{23011}{23051}Wait.
Phoebe, wait...
{23086}{23146}Ms.
Halliwell.
Hello.
I'm Dr.
Randall.
{23170}{23269}Yes.
I know exactly who you are.|You're the guy hereto ruin my column.
{23272}{23336}Hmm.
I sense some displaced anger.
{23339}{23384}Oh, no.
It's very well placed.
{23387}{23467}And you can put your red pencil away because|you're not touching a thing that I've written.
{23469}{23516}Well, I'm afraid you don't have a say in the matter.
{23518}{23630}Oh, really?
Because the column is called|"Ask Phoebe."
So I'm pretty sure I do.
{23709}{23772}Ekat ym lous.
{23799}{23889}Ekat a demrahc enu.
{23892}{23975}Edart meht won.
{24191}{24272}Let me remind you, you're not the doctor...
I am.
{24280}{24379}After all, I don't see any diplomas on your walls.
{24592}{24628}Nice.
{24649}{24691}What's going on?
Where am I?
{24692}{24728}You're with us now, Phoebe.
{24729}{24768}Get in the cage.
{24790}{24908}Hello, witch.
I hope you enjoy the view.|It'll be the last one you ever have.
{25000}{25108}So, whether you like it or not, you and I are going|to be working together for a long time.
{25116}{25146}Do we understand each other?
{25185}{25220}Do you think I'm hot?
{25223}{25256}Uh, excuse me?
{25370}{25408}This is going to be fun.
{25590}{25630}Any luck finding our demons?
{25631}{25656}Nope.
{25675}{25743}Well, good.
I'm glad it just wasn't me.|By the way, thanks.
{25751}{25770}For what?
{25773}{25823}For coming home to help me in the middle of the day.
{25829}{25854}You were attacked.
{25855}{25928}Yeah, I'm working on that not happening so much anymore.
{25937}{25999}Well, you know, Piper, you can't scare away|all the demons all the time.
You know that.
{26022}{26105}No, but I can make them think twice about attacking again, can't I?
{26108}{26231}Besides, I'd like to think that one day you could come|home in the middle of the day for, I don't know...
lunch?
{26234}{26363}Hmm.
Well, you know, we could find|something else to do for, like, an hour or so.
{26374}{26433}Take it easy.
Keep checking.
{26500}{26605}You know, I'm thinking whoever wanted the hair|was probably working for an upper-level demon.
{26615}{26667}The question is who.
{26691}{26751}Mmm...
soul swapper?
{26755}{26874}Could be.
Or voodoo priestess...|or witch doctor, or demonic cloner.
{26879}{26945}A cloner?
That wouldn't be such a bad thing.
{26947}{27006}At least then I'd have another sister to fight demons with.
{27010}{27117}Did someone say "fight demons?"
'Cause I am so there.
{27138}{27174}What are you doing back so soon?
{27176}{27222}Uh...
what do you mean?
{27225}{27262}What happened with the shrink?
{27265}{27320}Oh, I took care of him.
{27350}{27391}Oh, my god.
{27412}{27473}Oh, for god sakes.
Your hair looks fine.
{27500}{27556}You know, maybe we should go up|and check the Book of Shadows again.
{27558}{27584}I already checked it.
{27586}{27623}Maybe we should check again.
{27680}{27736}I mean, I'm just saying that we have to fight demons, right?
{28090}{28175}Any idea what these demon creeps are looking for?
{28178}{28272}Not yet.
But the more I think about it,|the more I'm leaning towards soul swapping.
{28274}{28376}Soul swapping?
No, I don't buy it.
{28379}{28460}Well, if it was voodoo, they could have|just stolen a comb or brush to get the hair.
{28463}{28550}See, soul swapping is more powerful.|It requires fresh ingredients, {28552}{28614}which explains why they needed the freshly cut hair.
{28615}{28695}Yeah, but demons have tried to impersonate us before,|and it's never worked.
{28699}{28758}I mean, we just...
know each other too well.
{28761}{28867}She's got a point, and besides...
at least|we still have the scissors to scry for them with.
{28870}{28895}Scissors?
{28899}{28974}Are they in your purse?
I'll go get them.
{29015}{29045}Phoebe?
{29057}{29111}What?
Did you have a premonition?
{29116}{29219}Yes, I did.
A very big one.
{29239}{29329}This is the guy.|This is the guy we're looking for right here.
{29388}{29473}Daleek?
Oh, he doesn't look like|any of the demons that attacked us.
{29476}{29499}Are you sure?
{29507}{29544}You know, maybe he's working with him.
{29567}{29614}Yeah, that's probably it.
{29639}{29686}"Upper-level demon, works above ground."
{29687}{29739}You know, it could be a Zankou plant.|Wouldn't be the first time.
{29742}{29800}But it doesn't say anything about him cutting hair.
{29804}{29898}But I saw him posing as a civilian in my premonition.
{29905}{29948}What more proof do we need?
{29956}{29983}Okay, but - {29984}{30016}Great!
I'll meet you downstairs.
{30018}{30094}I'm going to go slip into something a little bit more sexy.
{30098}{30170}Sexy?
Phoebe, we're killing a demon,|not going to the club.
{30174}{30281}Did I say sexy?
I meant...
comfortable.
{30284}{30309}Wait!
{30331}{30366}God.
Now what.
{30397}{30467}Maybe we shouldn't go after this guy|until we have the power of three.
{30470}{30542}Well, you can call Paige if you need her,|but now that she's a whitelighter, {30544}{30602}you got to get used to working without her.|She's not going to be around as much.
{30607}{30629}What he said.
{30632}{30664}Yeah, and besides, you have potions.
{30665}{30743}If it does turn out to bean upper-level demon,|it's nothing you haven't handled before.
{30746}{30793}Couldn't have said it any better myself.
{30811}{30851}I'm going to go change.
{31067}{31104}You have somewhere to go?
{31151}{31220}I can't believe I was worried we wouldn't pull this off.
{31235}{31271}I'll get out of here eventually.
{31274}{31348}Urgh.
With a face like that, you're better off in the cage.
{31394}{31466}Aww.
Don't feel all that Charmed now, do you?
{31468}{31544}My sisters will get me out of this cage...
and this body.
{31546}{31597}You're forgetting.
For them to come to your rescue, {31600}{31654}they first have to realize that Imara's in your body.
{31660}{31715}You don't think they can tell when there's a demon in the house?
{31719}{31798}There was a demon in your house not long ago; Zankou.
{31801}{31851}And everything he learned, we learned.
{31855}{31911}Imara broke into his lair, stole all his information.
{31914}{31954}Now she knows everything about you.
{31957}{32013}I don't care.
My sisters will figure it out.
{32017}{32080}By then, it'll be too late for both you and Zankou.
{32081}{32159}We'll have killed all his allies,|weakened him to the point where he can no longer rule.
{32163}{32253}And as for you, you're only keeping Imara's|body alive so her soul can return to it.
{32277}{32343}Too bad there won't be a body for your soul to return to.
{32590}{32610}Oh, no.
{32743}{32820}Help me!
Please!
{32821}{32880}Someone!
Help!
{33305}{33348}Are you okay?
Are you hurt?
{33414}{33444}Surprise.
{33445}{33475}What the hell?
{33476}{33525}What are you doing?
Are you out of your mind?
{33531}{33625}Look, I'm just trying to show you that your powers can save lives.
{33627}{33687}You didn't have to save mine, but you could have if you had to.
{33690}{33715}So you tricked me?
{33718}{33772}Technically.
Here's the thing.
{33775}{33845}I'm trying to remind you of what your powers can do, {33847}{33909}and why you can't just walk away from a gift like that.
{33911}{33937}The hell I can't.
{33940}{33961}Mitchell, please...
{33962}{34019}You don't know me.
You don't know meat all.
{34081}{34132}Could someone tell me why I'm trying to help this person?
{34198}{34227}You crashed your car?
{34230}{34293}It was a rental.
What?
I got the insurance.
{34298}{34331}That's not the point, Paige.
{34340}{34400}Look, you told me to trust my instincts, right?
I did.
{34403}{34462}Yeah, to earn his trust, not destroy it.
{34477}{34536}Maybe there's a reason nobody's|been able to get through to him.
{34537}{34586}Maybe he just can't be gotten to.
{34589}{34670}Look, I don't think there's any|such thing as a lost cause, Paige.
{34672}{34718}All right.
Maybe it's just time to get somebody else.
{34719}{34734}Paige.
{34735}{34822}What?
I mean it.
Call the Elders and have|them get another Whitelighter 'cause I'm done.
{34823}{34851}I can't do it.
{34852}{34907}So you're just going to give up?
{34957}{35056}I cannot force Mitchell to be a witch.
I can't.
{35058}{35090}Maybe that's your problem.
{35091}{35113}What?
{35114}{35225}He's not just a witch, Paige.
He's a person,|too, and actually, he was a person first.
{35227}{35310}Your powers are tied to your emotions,|so stop concentrating on him as a witch {35311}{35361}and start focusing on him as a man.
{35562}{35630}We're vanquishing a City Councilman?
Are you crazy?
{35633}{35705}I saw him posing as a civilian.|You were fine with it before.
{35709}{35813}Yeah, that's because I thought we were going to find|him in an alley or a warehouse somewhere, not downtown.
{35814}{35872}You insisted that I come home|from work so we could deal with it.
{35874}{35943}Okay, would you stop clickity-clackin| in those things for one second?
{35946}{36018}Look, I want to kill demons just|as much as you do, probably even more, {36021}{36100}but we can't afford to be reckless,|especially with Sheridan lurking around.
{36104}{36128}Sheridan?
{36129}{36159}Yeah.
This morning at the bar?
{36160}{36248}Oh, right.
Sorry.
I got demon councilman on the brain.
{36252}{36303}We really don't want heron our case again.
{36330}{36393}What are you doing?
Are you checking yourself out?
{36394}{36426}Yeah.
It's not a crime.
{36429}{36501}No, but now is not the time.
Don't be so vain.
{36505}{36557}I just want to look presentable, okay?
{36560}{36630}'Cause we are meeting a Councilman, for god sakes.
{36632}{36678}Well, then maybe you should put on a jacket.
{36697}{36750}A Councilman you think might be evil.
{36753}{36822}I know is evil, and you will, too,|once you freeze the scene.
{36826}{36888}Yeah.
If he ever moves, he's not freezing.
{36892}{36917}Can I help you?
{36955}{36975}No.
{37150}{37208}Excuse me.
Councilman Wexler?
{37227}{37272}I'm sorry.
Do we have an appointment?
{37277}{37345}No, Daleek, actually, we don't.
{37493}{37558}Wow!
That was awesome.
What was in that?
{37561}{37611}Who cares?
Let's go.
{37615}{37684}Hey.
What's the rush?
Everyone's frozen anyway.
{37685}{37771}Yeah, well, I don't want to be here when they|unfreeze and figure out that their boss is missing.
{37773}{37813}No one will ever know we were here.
{37945}{38033}I think we should just concentrate|on the demon who actually attacked us.
{38037}{38058}We'll get him.
{38061}{38083}When?
{38087}{38157}Well, when I try and get a few more premonitions.
{38160}{38216}I mean, who knows how many demons|Zankou has out there.
{38220}{38272}But our first demon still has a piece of your hair, {38275}{38335}and who knows when he's going|to use it or come back for more.
{38339}{38442}Who cares?
With a face like this,|I could be bald and look great.
{38448}{38487}What the hell's gotten into you?
{38498}{38518}What do you mean?
{38519}{38576}What do I mean?
You're walking around like a crazy person.
{38578}{38671}That is when you're not stopping to check yourself out|in every shiny surface you walk past.
{38673}{38758}Well, I think I'm just a little scattered|and overwhelmed, you know, {38761}{38889}with the column and all these demons|and trying to help you find a normal life.
{38891}{38968}And I appreciate that,|but it doesn't require us going a mile a minute.
{38972}{39041}Well, you said you wanted to make|a statement to the demon world.
{39044}{39115}And what better statement than|to kill a lot of demons, right?
{39118}{39173}Right.
Where are you going?
{39175}{39224}I'm going upstairs to change my outfit.
{39227}{39284}I've been in this for like the last hour.
{39439}{39478}Inspector.
Hello.
{39481}{39505}Piper.
{39510}{39563}What, uh, brings you all the way out here?
{39570}{39634}Well, actually...
this does.
{39654}{39729}The City Councilman's gone missing,|and according to that photograph, {39732}{39810}the two of you were the last people|to see him before he disappeared.
{39816}{39859}And you think we had something to do with that?
{39863}{39928}I don't know.
Did you?
{39931}{40048}No.
I mean, we went to talk to him about|some branches that were hanging over our backyard.
{40051}{40128}That's interesting, considering|that he's not really your councilman.
{40135}{40216}Right...
which we figured out when we talked to him.
{40260}{40283}Satisfied?
{40287}{40363}No, I'm not.
First, there's a robbery|that doesn't look like a robbery.
{40366}{40470}Then a Councilman mysteriously vanishes,|and both times, one of you is there.
{40473}{40506}Coincidence.
{40530}{40626}I don't believe in coincidences.
We'll keep in touch.
{40814}{40881}Come on, Phoebe, there's got to be a way out of here.
{40885}{40971}Hey!
Give it a rest, will ya?
You're tiring out her body.
{40974}{41041}Imara's going to need her strength|when she returns to kill your sisters.
{41080}{41163}Yeah?
What makes you think I'd let any demon...
{41270}{41335}What's the matter with you?
Get up.
{41370}{41455}What happened?
What am I doing here?
{41480}{41554}They figured it out.
They reversed the spell.
{41579}{41640}Well, don't just stand there, you fools.|Let me out of here.
{41641}{41674}What are you talking about?
{41675}{41763}Don't you see?|The witches switched our souls back.
It's me.
{41767}{41793}Imara.
{41797}{41862}Hurry, we don't have much time.|Open up and let me out.
{41864}{41956}Wait.
How do we know it's really you?
{41963}{42091}You dare challenge me?|Open the cage or I'll kill you both.
{42094}{42118}Same temper.
{42120}{42212}Still, we've been planning this for months,|and they figure it out in a couple of hours?
{42245}{42278}I don't think so.
{42279}{42355}They wouldn't have suspected anything|if you hadn't left the scissors behind.
{42359}{42481}That's right, you screwed up.
Now let me out|of here before they get here and kill us all.
{42483}{42573}Stay here.
I'm going to go above ground.
See for myself.
{42577}{42656}Idiot!
Phoebe will kill you the moment she sees you.
{42658}{42703}Unless you're Phoebe, and this is just a trick.
{42735}{42785}Don't let her out until I return.
{42832}{42875}The witches will vanquish him, {42876}{42982}then they'll come back and vanquish|all of you unless you let me out of here now.
{43275}{43300}Get out.
{43304}{43355}Nope, I'm not going away this time.
{43421}{43552}And neither are you.
Look, I know why you|stopped using magic, okay?
I did some research.
{43560}{43590}You don't know anything.
{43592}{43628}I know what happened.
{43631}{43668}Leave me alone.
{43678}{43746}You're not going to run from me like|you've run from all the others.
{43749}{43845}Something happened to your fiancee, right?
Jennifer?
{43943}{43984}I can do this all night.
{44004}{44039}Why are you doing this to me?
{44043}{44145}Look, I don't give a rat's ass|about you being a witch or not.
{44147}{44176}I'm just trying to help you.
{44179}{44259}You're not just running away from your gift,|you're running away from yourself.
{44311}{44352}You really loved her, didn't you?
{44367}{44407}Yes, I did.
{44451}{44490}How'd she die?
{44549}{44648}I was supposed to meet her.|I was late, I can't remember why.
{44649}{44775}By the time I got there, they had already killed her.|Demons.
{44776}{44885}They didn't want her.
She didn't even know|what they were, who I was.
{44920}{45000}They were there for me, but I was...
late.
{45006}{45074}If only I'd used my speed, I might have been|there in time to do s-som...
{45076}{45142}You can't know that.|You're never going to be able to know that.
{45145}{45192}When my parents died, I blamed myself.
{45194}{45292}I even used magic to try and go back in time|and fix it, but I couldn't.
{45296}{45373}The thing is, we're never,|ever going to be able to fix everything, {45376}{45474}or save everybody, because at the end of the day,|you and I are just...
{45500}{45571}people who have the ability to help other people.
{45779}{45813}Aren't you cold?
{45817}{45883}No, but, then again, I actually have clothes on.
{45886}{45963}Yeah, I know, it's kind of skimpy,|but it's just so cute, I couldn't help myself.
{45966}{46016}Okay, can we get back to the demons?
{46021}{46115}Right.
You betcha.
Let's see.
{46187}{46207}Benzor.
{46240}{46260}Benzor?
{46261}{46359}Upper-level demon.
I saw him posing as a judge,|and he probably is working for Zankou, too.
{46372}{46422}You got all that from one premonition?
{46423}{46453}Pretty good, huh?
{46531}{46562}Are you going to get that?
{46574}{46613}Your phone.
{46617}{46660}Oh, right.
{46803}{46982}Hello?
Dr.
Randall?
Oh, yes.
Dr.
Randall.
{46992}{47032}You know what, just do what you want,...
{47034}{47085}...because I don't really care.
{47185}{47225}I'll be right back.
{47344}{47378}What are you doing here?
{47383}{47408}Imara?
{47411}{47482}Well, who else would it be?|Why aren't you watching the witch?
{47510}{47573}She said they sent you back to your body.|I came to check.
{47576}{47592}What?
{47595}{47629}Phoebe, who are you talking to?
{47633}{47661}Piper, help!
{47662}{47683}What are you doing?
{47684}{47704}Covering.
{47739}{47764}Blow him up.
{47765}{47783}No!
{47887}{47952}Phew.
That was close, huh?
{47960}{48005}That was the demon that attacked me in the club.
{48008}{48051}And me in the elevator.
{48057}{48094}Hey.
What's up?
{48097}{48139}Oh, Paige.
Good.
You're just in time.
{48150}{48172}For what?
{48173}{48233}To help us vanquish the demon that's trying to kill us.
{48242}{48279}How do you know who it is?
{48282}{48396}Well, the demon we just vanquished|said her name.
It's, uh ...
{48498}{48598}...
Imara.
We have to vanquish her right away.
{48729}{48779}I can't let you out.
She'll kill me.
{48783}{48814}She is me.
{48823}{48847}But Lantos said...
{48850}{48913}Lantos is dead, otherwise he would've returned by now.
{48940}{48965}I don't know.
{48967}{49036}If you do nothing, you'll be vanquished by the witches.
{49040}{49141}But if you free me, you'll take|Lantos' place and rule by my side.
{49370}{49425}You made a wise decision.
{49509}{49539}Phoebe!
Oh, no!
{49623}{49678}Well, it took you long enough.
{49703}{49740}Actually, I think we're right on time.
{49742}{49806}No, don't...
{50004}{50028}What was that?
{50036}{50151}That was Phoebe's soul.
We just killed your sister.
{50330}{50373}I told you it was a soul swap, didn't I?
{50379}{50437}I don't think right now is the time for|"I told you so's".
{50440}{50490}No, I think now is the perfect time, actually.
{50494}{50580}There was obviously something wrong with her.|Why didn't I do something?
{50582}{50645}I don't think beating yourself up is going to do any good.
{50649}{50680}Besides, how could we have known?
{50681}{50738}You know?
She took over Phoebe's body to kill demons.
{50740}{50768}It's what Phoebe does.
{50770}{50877}No, not lately, it isn't.|Not with everything going on at work with her.
{50879}{50929}I should've done something.
I can't believe I didn't...
{50955}{51023}All right, we should just concentrate|on getting her back, okay?
{51025}{51113}Back?
Paige, her soul floated away.
She's gone.
{51135}{51213}Not necessarily.|I mean, we've dealt with spirits before.
{51213}{51291}We know that they can keep themselves|from moving on if their will is strong enough.
{51296}{51328}Phoebe's definitely is.
{51331}{51403}Okay, fine.
Great.
But Imara is still in her body, {51406}{51457}and I don't see her in a big hurry to give it up.
{51459}{51519}Yeah, especially since we blew up her demonic body.
{51522}{51562}Not that I'm saying it's anybody's fault.
{51577}{51624}But you could always do another soul swap.
{51626}{51688}Put Phoebe's soul back in her body,|and send Imara's essence to, uh...
{51695}{51726}What, oblivion?
{51730}{51769}Yeah, you just have to do the same ritual again.
{51772}{51815}That requires a piece of Phoebe's hair, {51818}{51891}and I don't see Imara letting us get close enough to try.
{51915}{51986}No, but I think I might know somebody who can.
{52230}{52258}Thomas Hendricks?
{52273}{52296}Where'd you come from?
{52302}{52342}Judge Thomas Hendricks?
{52348}{52370}Who are you?
{52371}{52474}Someone who doesn't want to work for your boss.
Zankou?
{52565}{52612}Damn, that was my favorite minion.
{52676}{52705}All right, who's next?
{52735}{52765}Thanks.
{53000}{53045}She's pretty pissed.
{53055}{53075}Thanks.
{53134}{53154}Wait.
{53230}{53248}Now.
{53248}{53292}Lock of hair completes our goal, {53295}{53333}to help us reclaim our sister's soul, {53344}{53395}banish this demon, spare no pain, {53399}{53454}bring Phoebe back from the ghostly plane.
{54015}{54037}Are you okay?
{54040}{54110}No, I am not okay!
How could you|not know that thing was inside me?
{54113}{54156}Oh, don't start with me!
{54175}{54199}Who's this guy?
{54201}{54323}This is, um, my first charge.
Mitchell.
He saved you.
{54331}{54381}Oh.
Thank you.
{54383}{54468}Don't thank me.
Thank my whitelighter.
She saved me.
{54496}{54520}He's cute.
{54543}{54573}She's back.
{55085}{55137}Ooh, do I even want to read this?
{55141}{55215}Don't see why not, considering it's|word for word what you wrote.
{55221}{55282}Dr.
Randall is no longer with the paper.
{55288}{55346}Really?
Did you fire him?
{55347}{55389}He didn't leave me much choice.
{55391}{55468}He, uh......
he claimed you came on to him.
{55480}{55519}I did?
{55522}{55578}Exactly.
And that was just his first lie.
{55581}{55679}He also said you told him he could do|whatever he wanted to do with the column, {55680}{55720}that you didn't care one way or the other.
{55724}{55789}Ugh.
Well, he must have me confused with someone else.
{55794}{55872}Which is exactly what I said|when I kicked his butt out the door.
{55873}{55937}That's fine by me.|So are we going to be hiring someone else?
{55940}{56072}I told legal we never had a problem with|your column before, and until we do, back off.
{56083}{56171}I appreciate that vote of confidence, Elise.|But I've been thinking, {56173}{56270}and maybe my column could use|a little bit more professional insight.
{56273}{56300}How so?
{56302}{56402}I'll let you know.
I've gotta run it by my sisters first.
{56739}{56815}Hey!
How'd you fix this place up so fast?
{56829}{56883}Potions?
Spells?
{56893}{56936}Even better.
Husband.
{56941}{57061}Ooh.
Getting Leo to go back to work.|Nothing says normal quite like that.
{57069}{57112}And hey, we haven't had a demon attack all day.
{57118}{57189}Well, hopefully the demon world took note of our rampage.
{57191}{57254}I don't think killing Imara constitutes a rampage.
{57256}{57338}No, but killing Imara, Daleek, and Benzor does.
{57340}{57382}Okay, we didn't kill the last two.
{57384}{57422}Yeah, but the demon world doesn't know that.
{57427}{57475}No, they just think I did it.
{57485}{57525}Which is fine by me, actually.
{57526}{57544}Me, too.
{57545}{57650}Okay, so, you guys want to know|what the real Phoebe's going to do next?
{57651}{57672}What?
{57675}{57728}I've decided that I'm going to go back to college.
{57745}{57787}College?
Again?
{57788}{57853}Yeah.
I think I want to get my graduate degree.
{57857}{57898}This way, the paper'll get off my back, {57899}{57986}and I can actually get my professional credentials,|and who knows?
{57988}{58038}Maybe even be a better columnist.
{58041}{58119}What happened to the woman who said|her readers didn't care about credentials?
{58121}{58233}Well, as a future psychologist,|um, I can honestly say that I...
{58236}{58286}Was swimming in a big bag of denial?
{58288}{58321}Yes, exactly.
{58324}{58366}What about the shrink at work?
{58369}{58417}I don't think he'll be a problem anymore.
{58424}{58535}Well, girls, unfortunately,|I think Inspector Sheridan is going to be a problem.
{58537}{58587}Wait, she's on our case again?
{58591}{58627}And how.
{58890}{58920}Did you hear about Judge Hendricks?
{58940}{58975}No, what?
{58982}{59050}He disappeared, too.
Must be an epidemic.
{59064}{59101}Yeah, must be.
{59123}{59181}If you need a hand with the Councilman's case,|just let me know.
{59200}{59253}No, it's all right.
I got it.