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TV-Serie: Everybody Hates Chris - 3x20

Brooklyn 1986 2 00:00:04,540 --> 00:00:06,450 ********** 3 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:08,350 But I never felt more like an outsider 4 00:00:08,430 --> 00:00:10,420 than when it was time for the ninth grade dance. 5 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:12,090 So,you going to the dance? 6 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:13,330 You're joking,right? 7 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:15,450 No,seriously. I think it's going to be cool. 8 00:00:15,550 --> 00:00:16,270 For who? 9 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,370 When it came to dances,there were two kinds: 10 00:00:18,370 --> 00:00:20,080 The white kind... 11 00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:23,610 ...and the black kind. 12 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:27,910 Why would I go to that dance anyway? 13 00:00:27,910 --> 00:00:31,380 It's just a bunch of people who hate me,hating me in a room while dancing. 14 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:34,070 We could film it and call it dancing with the bigots. 15 00:00:34,070 --> 00:00:35,480 Well,I'm going. 16 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,350 Yeah,right. With who? 17 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,400 What are you looking at? 18 00:00:40,420 --> 00:00:41,620 Not her! 19 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:43,300 Look. There's only so many athletes. 20 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:44,490 They can't get all the girls. 21 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,390 Try telling that to the knicks. 22 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:47,730 Dude,come on. I mean, 23 00:00:47,730 --> 00:00:49,760 when you look back on your last year in junior high school, 24 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:50,740 what are you gonna tell people? 25 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:53,100 "I got my ass kicked at the ninth grade dance." 26 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:56,530 Look,man,I want to go,but if you haven't noticed,I'm black. 27 00:00:56,650 --> 00:00:57,780 Who's gonna want to go with me? 28 00:00:57,780 --> 00:01:00,180 Maybe bubbles the chimp has a sister. 29 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,130 Unfortunately,she said no. 30 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:11,900 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 31 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:21,630 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync: YTET-uLu 32 00:01:21,630 --> 00:01:31,830 Everybody Hates Chris Season 3 Episode 20 33 00:01:34,190 --> 00:01:36,430 ****** my mind up about the dance, 34 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,670 but at home,it was a split decision. 35 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,200 So,you don't want to go to your dance? 36 00:01:40,540 --> 00:01:42,460 I don't blame him for not going. 37 00:01:42,550 --> 00:01:44,690 He's the only black kid in an all-ite school. 38 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:46,320 Believe me: I know what that's like. 39 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,010 You went to an all-white school? 40 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,560 I went to an all-white world. 41 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,910 Everything's all white: 42 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,840 Schools,the grocery stores,the laundromats. 43 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,270 The nba. 44 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:57,050 So,did you go to your school dance? 45 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,560 Yeah,I took this girl. 46 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,810 What was her name again? 47 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,200 Her name was "I haven't spoken to her in 25 years." 48 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,080 Well,how was the dance? 49 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:07,410 It wasn't good. 50 00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:09,550 I hated the music. The food was strange. 51 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:12,220 And,oh,yeah,I was the only black guy. 52 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,830 Well,you know,it all worked out in the end. 53 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,470 I mean,if you would have had a good time with whatever her name is, 54 00:02:17,540 --> 00:02:19,810 you might not have met me. 55 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:22,890 You had a good time at your dance,and you still met me.- Sure did. 56 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:24,950 How come I couldn't have a good time? 57 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:26,560 I'm not saying that you couldn't have a good time. 58 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,470 You just said... 59 00:02:27,490 --> 00:02:29,670 I did not. I'm just saying it's funny 60 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:32,700 how you don't remember her name after all these years - that's exactly what you're saying. It'S... nothing funny... 61 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,860 everybody remembers the me of the date they took to the prom. - Why do I have to remember her name? 62 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:36,130 It was 25 years ago. 63 00:02:36,130 --> 00:02:37,440 I was just having a loving moment. - What does that mean? 64 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:40,080 Yes,they are arguing about a 25-year-old dance 65 00:02:40,270 --> 00:02:42,020 where they didn't even know each other. 66 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:44,660 Hey,think fast. 67 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:46,390 Hey,uncle ryan! 68 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:47,280 What's up? 69 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,160 Ryan? 70 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:50,760 Man,w you got to say it like that? 71 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,920 You sound like I found you in witness protection. 72 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:56,000 All I want to know is,what big plans you have this time. 73 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,520 Why I got to have big plans? 74 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,650 How come I can't just be coming through to say hello? 75 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:01,170 Because you're not. 76 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:02,410 All right,you want to know? 77 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:03,430 I'm going to tell you. 78 00:03:03,610 --> 00:03:05,560 I'm opening a car dealership. 79 00:03:06,170 --> 00:03:07,030 Go,drew. 80 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:09,490 My uncle ryan was drew's favorite uncle 81 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,590 because he was a dreamer, 82 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:13,270 and his dream was to open a successful business. 83 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,280 He had some bad ideas. 84 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:17,170 Fried bread crust. 85 00:03:17,260 --> 00:03:18,800 Fried bread crust? 86 00:03:19,070 --> 00:03:20,980 Some people like the inside of the bread. 87 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:23,780 This is for people that like the outside. 88 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,840 This is for people who like bypass surgery. 89 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,810 How much you need? 90 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,500 And a couple of good ideas. 91 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,860 They got 31 flavors of ice cream. 92 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,230 I got 31 flavors of chocolate milk. 93 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:37,040 Swiss chocolate, 94 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:38,200 cinnamon chocolate, 95 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:39,590 raspberry chocolate, 96 00:03:39,730 --> 00:03:40,430 maple chocolate, 97 00:03:40,660 --> 00:03:41,770 peanut butter chocolate. 98 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,480 You got to get in on this. 99 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:44,680 Well,what flavor is this? 100 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:45,700 This is milk chocolate. 101 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,340 Milk chocolate chocolate milk? 102 00:03:47,530 --> 00:03:49,460 Official drink of diabetes. 103 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,910 Man! How much you need? 104 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:56,790 Unfortunately,the lactose intolerance epidemic killed that one. 105 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:59,780 Oh,man,a car dealership? 106 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,720 Man,that is so cool. you should sell ferraris. 107 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,210 He'll have to steal them firs 108 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:06,000 a car dealership? All I see is a vacant lot. 109 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,330 That's 'cause you got no vision. 110 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,300 No,that's because it's a vacant lot. 111 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:11,670 Look,you know how people have their cars repossessed,right? 112 00:04:11,820 --> 00:04:15,550 Well,u could buy those cars at an auto auction for,like,three,$400, 113 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:17,710 then sell them for four times as much. 114 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,570 Oh,man. Then we could use the extra money to buy a new car. 115 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:22,500 You know I don'tlike loaning money. 116 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,670 No,don't think of it as a loan. 117 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,830 You're letting your money work for you. 118 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:28,570 Think of it as getting your money a job. 119 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,040 Looks like my dad's getting a snow job. 120 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:32,970 How much you nee 121 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:34,470 mama? 122 00:04:34,670 --> 00:04:35,760 Yes,baby? 123 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,040 Can I take ballet? 124 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:40,250 Ballet? 125 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:43,280 Oh,baby. 126 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:46,260 oh. I've been waiting for this day. 127 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:49,890 My mother always wished she had more talent. She dreamt of being in a band. 128 00:04:50,050 --> 00:04:50,830 Do your dance, 129 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:51,860 do your dance 130 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:53,670 do your dance,quick 131 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:55,860 mama,come on,baby 132 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:58,810 tell me what's the word word up 133 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:04,450 everybody say when you hear they call you 134 00:05:04,510 --> 00:05:06,280 you've got to get it underway... 135 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:07,860 and since she couldn't do it, 136 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:09,730 tonya was the next best thing. 137 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:11,320 Oh,oh,hey,let's see,let's see. 138 00:05:11,390 --> 00:05:15,450 Oh,we got to get you some slippers and some tights and leotards, 139 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:18,630 and you got to have leg warmers and-and wristbands, 140 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:20,350 and we got to get you some lessons. 141 00:05:20,350 --> 00:05:23,900 And a stretching bar and a wall full of mirrors... 142 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:25,950 a russian partner and a platinum card. 143 00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:27,700 Deciding to go to the dance was easy. 144 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:30,110 Getting somebody to go with me was a lot harder. 145 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:31,340 Hey,doc,can I ask you a question? 146 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,430 You just did. 147 00:05:33,950 --> 00:05:35,500 I'm just playi with you,chris. 148 00:05:35,510 --> 00:05:36,320 Now,what it is? 149 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:37,630 I have to ask a girl out to the dance. 150 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:38,990 I was wondering if you could give me some tips. 151 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:40,460 Asking is easy. 152 00:05:40,790 --> 00:05:43,800 Not getting turned down-- that's the hard part. 153 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,000 How do you not get turned down? 154 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:47,840 The girl has to say yes. 155 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,480 What makes them say yes? 156 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,620 You never know. 157 00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:54,280 Yes,you do: Money,fame,cars,jobs and diamonds. 158 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,210 But look,look,you got to take your chances. 159 00:05:56,210 --> 00:05:59,310 If she says no,ask somebody else. 160 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,740 That's how I ended up with my first wife. 161 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,910 That's how he ended up divorc 162 00:06:06,390 --> 00:06:09,850 I decided to te doc's advice and ask every girl in the neighborhood. 163 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,090 Sorry. I'm going to robert's school dance. 164 00:06:12,130 --> 00:06:14,810 Look,I kissed you. It was a game. It's over. 165 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:16,160 Now leave me alone. 166 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:16,970 Are you crazy? 167 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:18,890 I'm not going to brooklyn beach to no dance. 168 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,160 It's all white people over there! 169 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:24,290 Dance? With you? Please. 170 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,430 Quieres que corte? 171 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,210 Mejore hechas te paratras! 172 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,500 Better move to a bigger neighborhood. 173 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,240 Meanwhile,greg made one small step for nerds, 174 00:06:33,570 --> 00:06:35,930 one giant step for nerd-kind. 175 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,000 I got a date to the dance. 176 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:37,920 With who? 177 00:06:38,010 --> 00:06:38,980 Jennifer. 178 00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:40,000 Doesn't she hate you? 179 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:43,190 Well,shdoes,but she also needs a math tutor. 180 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:44,290 I told her I'd get her a b, 181 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:47,260 and she agreed to walk in with me and dance with me twice. 182 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:49,600 In greg's world,that was second base. 183 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,590 Wow. I asked just about every girl in my neighborhood,and they all said no. 184 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,600 Well,why don't you just ask somebody here? 185 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,080 In all our time as friends, 186 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,450 this is the closest I ever came to punching greg in the face. 187 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,050 How am I gonna get a girl from this school to go with me? 188 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:03,150 Just ask somebody. 189 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:06,750 I did. I asked lisa,sydney,darlene,and they all said no. 190 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,210 I even asked ms. Morello. 191 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:12,210 Chris,I'm flattered,but no. 192 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:15,430 Where's mary kay letourneau when you need her? 193 00:07:15,860 --> 00:07:16,860 Would you ask her? 194 00:07:17,690 --> 00:07:18,420 Oh,excuse me? 195 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:20,220 Buzz off,sidekick. 196 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:22,270 I'm not the sidekick. He's the sidekick. 197 00:07:22,270 --> 00:07:23,610 Sorry,dude. 198 00:07:23,670 --> 00:07:25,850 Not to mention,lonely dude. 199 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,430 For me,the dance was over, 200 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,500 but greg was getting the party started. 201 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:36,290 Dude,I know who you can ask to go to theitance wh you. 202 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:39,700 Who is she? 203 00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:40,510 Her name's carrie. 204 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:41,570 She's kind of quiet. 205 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:42,900 She slips under the radar. 206 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,100 Like al qaeda. 207 00:07:44,140 --> 00:07:45,820 How long has she been in o class? 208 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:46,930 Since we got here. 209 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:49,100 I had never paid much attention to her, 210 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:50,190 but when I thought back, 211 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:53,510 she was there when I first got to corleone. 212 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,720 Oh,yeah,now I remember her. 213 00:07:57,850 --> 00:07:59,550 How do you know she's not going? 214 00:07:59,570 --> 00:08:00,650 Well,jennifer told me. 215 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,700 I mean,she wants to go,just nobody's asked her yet, 216 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:05,220 and she really doesn't care who she goes with. 217 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:07,240 No standards,no problem. 218 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:10,120 Carrie? 219 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:11,120 Yeah. 220 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:12,450 Hi. I'm chris. 221 00:08:12,670 --> 00:08:14,450 You're in ms. Morello's class. 222 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:16,980 Yeah. I never really noticed you before. 223 00:08:17,270 --> 00:08:18,770 That happens a lot. 224 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:21,350 So,you going to the ninth grade dance with anybody? 225 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:22,830 No. You want to take me? 226 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:24,200 So much for the smooth approach. 227 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,900 Yeah. 228 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,180 Good. 229 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,630 Call me. We'll talk about it. 230 00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:32,340 I wouldn't get a date that easy again until... 231 00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:35,240 actually,I never got a date that easy again. 232 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:37,060 Over at the auto auction, 233 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:39,320 my uncle was bidding to strike it rich. 234 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:40,960 This is a very solid vehicle. 235 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:44,000 Only 17,000 miles,originally sold for $12,000. 236 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,180 We're going to start the bidding off at $100. 237 00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:46,850 I'm looking for$100. I got $100. 238 00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:48,450 I'll go for $150. $150. $150. 239 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:49,150 Thank you very much. $150. 240 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:51,010 Looking for two. $200. $200. $2. 241 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:53,440 Give me $200. And I'm looking for $250. $250. $250. $250. 242 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,400 Thank you. $250. Looking for three. 243 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,250 I got $300. $300. $300 right there... 244 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,440 that guy wants the same car. 245 00:08:58,670 --> 00:09:00,210 Don't worry. I'll get it. 246 00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:01,300 $325 right over there. Thank you,sir. 247 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:03,800 $325,looking for $350. $350? Anybody $350? 248 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,230 $350. Okay,$350. 249 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:06,630 Four hundred! 250 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:09,080 Do y mind? 251 00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:10,580 Sorry. 252 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:12,890 $400 right here. $400. Looking for $450. 253 00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:14,010 Anybody $450? 254 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:15,300 $450. Holding up 255 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:16,620 $400. Going once. 256 00:09:16,650 --> 00:09:17,940 Holding $400 twice. 257 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:18,760 Sold! 258 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:22,410 hey,you won an auction,not the price is right. 259 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,150 Okay,well,this looks like everything. 260 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:29,360 Yeah. Slippers,leg warmers,tights, 261 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:32,170 hair band,leotard,sweater,tutu, 262 00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:34,980 stretching bar and mirrors for the wall. 263 00:09:35,010 --> 00:09:36,850 You spent a lot of money. 264 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:40,910 Baby,when you are up there in your first performance of swan lake, 265 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:42,430 oh,it will all be worth it. 266 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:46,540 So I guess that means swan lake pays $92.87. 267 00:09:46,630 --> 00:09:49,820 So,now all we got to do is sign you up for class. 268 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:51,860 And help her develop an eating disorder. 269 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:53,800 Put this on. Oh,cute. 270 00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:54,880 That is cute. 271 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,570 Since I was going to the dance with carrie, 272 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,460 I tried to get to know her a little better. 273 00:09:58,510 --> 00:09:59,810 We did a little walking, 274 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,140 a little talking 275 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:02,690 and a little eating. 276 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,010 So,you've been here the whole time,and you don't have any friends? 277 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,170 What are you,black? 278 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:07,960 I don't like that many people. 279 00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:09,630 I got the exact opposite problem. 280 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:10,850 Not too many people like me. 281 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,470 While we were talking about people, 282 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:14,330 people were talkg about us. 283 00:10:14,350 --> 00:10:15,790 Why would she go with him? 284 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,390 He's so dirty. 285 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:19,060 I think he's blackmailing her, 286 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,410 and he's so ignorant. 287 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,340 Anybody would be better than him. 288 00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:26,160 He's so... sneaky. 289 00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:28,470 That was the nice way of putting it. 290 00:10:28,550 --> 00:10:30,140 What they really meant was... 291 00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:31,790 What is she thinking? 292 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,040 He's so black. 293 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,380 Has she lost her mind? 294 00:10:34,390 --> 00:10:35,360 He's black. 295 00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:38,310 Did somebody hit her in the head with a baseball bat, 296 00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:40,660 poke her eyes out and shoot her up with drugs? 297 00:10:40,780 --> 00:10:42,980 Doesn't she know he's black? 298 00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:47,360 Talk about me going to the dance with carrie read like wildfire, 299 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,360 and the fire looked something like this. 300 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:54,790 Well,seems like it's in pretty good shape, 301 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,210 except for one thing. 302 00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:57,800 This car has been underwater. 303 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,840 Underwater? Yup. 304 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,360 Well,can yofix it? 305 00:11:03,370 --> 00:11:05,670 Yeah,but it's gonna cost you about $900. 306 00:11:05,690 --> 00:11:08,080 What?! $900? 307 00:11:08,090 --> 00:11:10,570 We could take the parts out and sell them and get more than we bought it for. 308 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,390 Did anybody ask you? 309 00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:19,420 I thought getting a date to the dance would be the hard part, 310 00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:21,810 but having a date me things even worse. 311 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:28,080 Dude,I've heard what people have been saying. 312 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,340 This is ridiculous. 313 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,550 They're treating you like... 314 00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:32,480 like I'm going out with a white girl? 315 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,000 Hey,pete,linc. 316 00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:36,740 Where's julie? Fuy. 317 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:37,790 I know. 318 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,710 Me and some of the kids chipped in and got you something? 319 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,960 Guess who's coming to dinner? 320 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:45,130 Better than mandingo. 321 00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:49,180 The kids at school didn't want me to go to the dance with carrie, 322 00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:51,570 but I knew everyone at the barbershop would support me. 323 00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:53,090 No,no! No 324 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:54,480 you're going to the dance with a white girl? 325 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,290 Now,what's the big deal? 326 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:57,010 He's going to the school dance, 327 00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:59,120 and it's with somebody from the school. 328 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,040 Thank you. 329 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,610 Hey,monk,you ever dated a white girl? 330 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,760 Nope. But I took a vietnamese girl to my prom. 331 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,700 Vietnamese? 332 00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:05,860 North or south? 333 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:06,870 South. 334 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,300 Well,anyhow,she spent the whole night hiding under the deejay booth. 335 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,810 She was hiding from him. 336 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,490 Well,I don't know a lot about white women, 337 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:17,250 but I know two things: 338 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:20,390 When you perm their hair,it gets curly,not straight; 339 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,710 and when you invite one to your after party,somebody's going to jail. 340 00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:25,150 And it ain't the white girl. 341 00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:26,800 Man,my uncle used to always tell me, 342 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,070 "if you see me with a white girl,I'm holding her for the police." 343 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:32,560 Nicole richie said the same thing. 344 00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:39,860 Hey,carrie,can I talk to you for a minute? 345 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,940 Sure. 346 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,600 I' been thinking about this dance. 347 00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:44,840 Me,too. 348 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,140 I don't even know what I'm gonna wear. 349 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,760 What about you? What are you wearing? 350 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,160 Nothing. 'Cause I'm not going. 351 00:12:52,650 --> 00:12:54,660 When we come back,I'm gonna make matters worse 352 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:58,130 by hitting her with a bucket of blood. 353 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:04,570 Oh,baby,I forgot to tell you,tonya's taking ballet lessons. 354 00:13:04,820 --> 00:13:06,780 Ballet? How much does that cost? 355 00:13:07,010 --> 00:13:08,580 Too,too much. 356 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:12,960 You're supposed to say,"oh,baby,that's great! Good luck!" 357 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:16,220 Oh,baby,that's great. Good luck. How much? 358 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,920 Not much,I just had to buy her an outfit and a few other things. 359 00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:21,710 Well,what happened with you and ryan? 360 00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:22,810 Nothing. 361 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:27,070 Hey,ma,did dad tell you about the car that we bought that was dragged out of the river? 362 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:28,750 What? 363 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:36,710 Note to self: When doing wrong,leave drew at home. 364 00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:38,390 So you bought a car? 365 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,570 It's a long story. 366 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:40,760 No,it's not. 367 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,900 All you had to do was say,"baby,I bought a car." 368 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:46,760 Hey,man. 369 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:48,140 Did you find a girl to take to the dance? 370 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:49,240 Yep. 371 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,470 Oh,that's great. 372 00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:52,140 Did you find an outfit to wear? 373 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,910 Do you have something in a white-skin? 374 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:55,000 I'm not going. 375 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,420 Why not? 376 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:00,150 'Cause... no one wants to see me go with a white girl. 377 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,630 Not even blind people. 378 00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:06,400 Aren't you gonna say something? 379 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:09,730 I guess,"whew! That was a close one" would be the wrong thing. 380 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:14,530 Turns out I wasn't the only one having second thoughts about dancing. 381 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,470 Aren't you excited? 382 00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:19,900 I guess. 383 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,790 Kind of nervous. 384 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,490 Baby,this is what we've been dreaming of. 385 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,160 Don't be nervous. 386 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,910 See,once you learn the moves, 387 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:29,520 then you're gonna have a recital, 388 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:32,490 and then you're gonna be recruited by the dance theater of harlem 389 00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:33,730 or the new york city ballet. 390 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:34,930 And then you're gonna move trussia 391 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,370 and change your name to svetlana. 392 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:40,880 Ma,I don't want to move to russia. 393 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,350 Can we go home? 394 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,160 Oh,okay,I guess. 395 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:49,780 I'll just tell your dad that we spent all his hard-earned money for nothing. 396 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:53,430 She pulled the same trick when tya didn't want to finish college. 397 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:54,910 Hey! How're you doing? 398 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,250 Hello,ladies! 399 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,760 I don't know what you're going to do about this, 400 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,850 but I need that money back. 401 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,290 OhI'm already ahead of you. 402 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:02,300 What,you put $400 in my wallet? 403 00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,310 Don't worry,bro. I got you. 404 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:05,880 Where'd you get that? 405 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,430 Sold the car to a dolphin. 406 00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:09,730 From my new business,ryan's auto parts. 407 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:11,520 Drew was right. 408 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:12,990 The car had water damage, 409 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,560 but the parts were in pretty good shape. 410 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,760 So I scrapped it and made 1,100 bucks. 411 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:17,420 $1,100? 412 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,150 Here,drew. 413 00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:20,280 50 bucks? Ah,cool! 414 00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:23,680 Hey,I'm going to head down to the auction and see if I can find another one. You in? 415 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:24,730 You insane? 416 00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:27,610 You know,I think I'm gonna give my money a few days off work. 417 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:28,660 I'm in. 418 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:32,900 Drew's money took my father's money's job and made $150. 419 00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:37,750 So that's it? 420 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:39,040 You cancel on me? 421 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:42,120 You quit talking to me and I'm just supposed to be fine with that? 422 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,030 Look,I'm sorry. 423 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,000 People were saying bad stuff about us. 424 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,190 'Ti didn want to put you through that. 425 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:50,480 So I'm not going to the dance because you can't take a little name-calling? 426 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,430 What happened to "bed-stuy,do or die?" 427 00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:54,140 What's the worst they can call you? 428 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,180 Stymie,buckwheat,rochester, 429 00:15:57,460 --> 00:16:01,070 grady,rollo,junior mint,bosco, 430 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:04,880 chim chim,shoe sole,lakeside,skillet, 431 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,240 count chocula,mudpie...? 432 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:08,990 You done? 433 00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:14,090 Look,I was just trying to look out for you. 434 00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:17,210 If you were looking out for me,we'd still be going to the dance. 435 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,630 You don't mind going with a black guy? 436 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,100 You're black?! 437 00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,820 Why didn't anyone tell me? 438 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,230 What was I thinking? 439 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:28,550 If you really didn't want to go with me,all you had to do was say so. 440 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:30,950 I don't even see why yousked. 441 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:32,520 It's not so bad. 442 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,750 A black girl would've burned my house down. 443 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,940 Okay,ladies,that's good for today. 444 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,400 And tonya,great job. 445 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,130 You'll make a wonderful ballerina. 446 00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:54,400 Thank you. 447 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:55,710 See,honey? 448 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,920 I told you you would be great. 449 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,240 Yeah,but you also threatened to slap the arch out of my foot 450 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,210 if I wasted daddy's money. 451 00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:03,990 Don't say that too loud. 452 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,720 The night of the dance,I was all funked up. 453 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,240 So you're sure you don't want