TV-Serie: Family Guy - 6x12
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.:: Family Guy - S06E12 ::.
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God, I hate coming to the vet.
They charge me 90 bucks a day to keep Brian here.
For 60 bucks I can put him over to Holiday-In.
Nah.
Who's with me?
My apologies.
My pet Cricket has Restless-Legs-Syndrom.
Ah.
I hope Brians stomach pains aren't anything serious.
Eh, look at that, Lois.
That's why cats freak me out.
He's doing that weird, stretchy leg thing.
When they lick themselves.
Look at that, huh?
Look at that ****.
Ehhhhyo.
Oh, thank god the vets are here to help Brian.
I wanna be a veterinarian when I grow up.
Meg.
We've been over this.
You're gonna gain a 150 pounds and write ugly bety fan fiction.
But dad.
Meg.
That's final.
Meg.
That's final.
Meg.
That's final.
See?
This bird knows what I'm talking about.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're very polite.
You're very polite.
You do not see that these days.
You do not see that.
I like you.
I like you.
Oh, thank god.
You know you never really know what someboy thinks of you.
But I'm glad I made a good first impression.
Would you like to be friends?
Like to be friends.
Oh god, this is all going so smoothly.
What's your name?
I'm Peter.
Peter.
No way!
That's my name!
Hey you should come home and spend the night at my house.
Lois, will you make up the guestroom?
Peter, that's someones pet.
You can't just take it.
Well, maybe they never know it's gone.
Oh, Brian.
I'm so glad you're ok.
Yes, he's doing fine.
We were able to clear the stomach obstruction.
Turns out, it was a used diper.
Iyehaa!
Gross!
Ohoho, yeeees.
Get off my back.
I thought it was indian food.
Oh, thank you so much for your help, Dr.
Jewish.
I really thought that we're gonna lose him.
It was my pleasure, Mrs.
Griffin.
Go ahead and check out with my intern Anna.
I never wanted anyone like this It's all brand new You'll feel it in my kiss I'm crazy for you.
Bah Bah Bah Bah Ah-ah.
Crazy for you.
We now return to "busy business lady", whose life is missing something, but she doesn't realize it, because she's so busy with business.
No, no, I cannot make this business meeting.
I've got a different business meeting at 3:00, and we will doing business there.
I was wondering if you're free for coffee.
Oh, no, I can't!
I've got a lunch meeting and then a meeting after lunch.
After that...
Over the next 90 minutes...
I'd like to show you that all your problems can be solved by my penis.
Hey guys.
What is going on?
No way!
Coool!
That thing don't bite, do it?
Guys, say hello to Adrien Beaky.
Pick a lane, bitch.
Ehehe.
Ain't that funny?
He heard me say that on the way over in the cab.
I gotta pee, where's that snapple bottle?
I had a gay experiance at camp.
W-Wait, we had the radio on and we were talking about some goofy stuff.
So, what, what are you guys drinking?
Hey Peter, you kind of look like a pirat with that thing on your shoulder.
A Pirat?
Ah, cool.
You should get a pirat name.
And a peg-leg.
And a hook-hand.
And you should have sex with that crossing guard, even though she looked young and then i found out she was 12.
I mean, you should get an eye patch.
Eye patch would be cool.
Mom, can we go back to the vet and see the pretty vet assistant again?
Well, I guess if Brian get sick again.
Oh, boy!
Hey Brian, look!
Brian's sick.
Mom, get your keys!
Chris, I'm not going to the vet.
Haha.
There's me wench.
Peter, what the hell are you doing?
That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole.
Fetch me five tankards of ale and a leg of mutton for me maties!
Who the hell are those guys?
Just a few sea dogs from my fishin' boat days.
I don't care who they are.
They stink.
Get 'em out of here!
They stink of good cheer, Lois.
After we've had our fill of bread and wine, we shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine.
God, this is a more disturbing sight then Tom Hanks and E.T.
in Philadelphia.
Ouch...
Here you go, you're good.
You didn't touch me.
I don't wanna to get AIDS.
Ahhhh, Kristallnacht!
Ahaaa.
'Tis Long John Peter and his merry men come seeking plunder.
All your Tuck's Medicated Pads be ours.
Ahh!
Oh my God!
Oh, Dod, why are you doing this!?
Ahaaa.
For no reason.
I'm going to fire this canon all over your store.
Hahahahaha.
Ahaaa.
Terrible pharmacy toys.
We'll see to it that no child ever received these as a last minute gift hastily bought on the way to the party.
Dear me, it's almost 3 o' clock.
I've got to get this shipment of sugarcane, tobacco and spices to the harbor before day's end.
That car is coming up awfully fast.
But at least it's flying the British Flag.
Oh, no.
Privateers.
No doubt.
They're after my sugarcane, tobacco and spices.
Well, Shelley Booth bishop isn't about to let you over-egg this pudding.
Prepare to be boarded.
You'll never take my cargo.
Load the cannon.
All clear, sir.
Shootitagain.
What?
I didn't understand that.
I said, shoot it again.
But I said it pirate like.
Well done, you barnacle-munchings-callywiggers.
Sir, we've got a man down.
Oh my God!
Adrien Beaky.
Say something.
Shoot ...me ...
Oh god, this is my fault.
I did this!
I've screwed up worse than Disney did when they cast Michael J.
Fox in that Zorro remake.
Who was that masked man who saved us?
I dont' know.
But he left his insignia.
Give it to me straight, Dr.
Jewish.
Is he gonna live?
Mr.
Griffin, I'm afraid your parrot is dead.
Noooooooooo!
Did he at least die with dignity?
Well, he convulsed a lot and fell of the operating table.
Then he flopped around a little on the floor.
Then a passing nurse accidentally stepped on him and kicked him into a puddle of urin, which must have frightened him, because his bowels released all over himself.
I tried to pick him up, but then I got angry because some of it got on my thump.
So I threw him against the wall and that's where he died.
That's the way I want to go.
I'm really sorry about your dad's parrot.
Oh, that's okay.
He'll get over it pretty quickly and then move on to another wacky thing.
Lois, whose pipe organ is this?
My name's Anna.
Um..
I'm Chris.
Sometimes I have to poop for a long time.
Now you say something.
You're funny.
But I bet a lot of girls tell you that, huh?
Well, the only girl I know is my sister and she sucks!
Aha, sorry to hear that.
Wow, we're having a conversation.
Listen, I have to get back to work but, um, would you maybe wanna go out sometime?
Yeeesss!!!
Great, here's my number.
Awesome!
Oh no, I broke the pipe organ.
Hey, look, the deed to a cattle ranch.
So, um...
how do you like working at the vet?
Oh, it is so rewarding.
Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved working with animals.
Did you ever make it with one of the dogs?
What!?
I mean, I, I, did you enjoy your appetizer?
It hasn't come yet.
Oh, uhm, I mean, did you ever make it with one of the dogs?
No!
Stupid!
Chris, just relax.
Um, okay.
You know, Anna...
...when I first saw you, I thought you were the most beautiful girl in the world.
And now all I wanna do is show you my innermost self but I'm afraid you'll reject me, because you won't like what you see.
Or that you'll see my scrotum, and see that it has a seam on it, and then you'll think I'm made up of two different guys that were sewn together, 'cause that's what I think happened, and...
Chris.
I like you.
You don't have to try so hard.
I'm sorry.
When I'm around a pretty girl, I'll get all worked up, like a kid watching a toy commercial.
Kids, kids, kids!
Shiny!
Gooey!
Stretchy!
Fun!
Hasbro's Best Thing Ever!
Sticky!
Yummy!
Bouncy!
Fun!
Hasbro's Best Thing Ever!
Fly it!
Yeah!
Toss it!
Awesome!
Swim it!
Aww!
Eat it!
Whoa!
Hasbro's Best Thing Ever!
Kids?!
Kids?!
It's so awesome!
I want it!
Hey fellas, uhm, I have a question.
I went on a date with this girl, that I really like, and, if you don't mind, I was hoping I could ask you a few questions, about the birds and the bees?
Aha, my boy wants to know about sex.
Came to the right place.
Chris, would you always wanna remeber, is that sex is perfectly natural.
Whoa, uh, uh,sorry, Mr.
Swanson.
Um, I wasn't really talking to you.
Chris, I know a lot about sex.
Yeah, and I'm sure you have fond memories, but I was kind of hoping to get some advice from someone who isn't broken from the waist down.
I'm a father!
You're two wheeled Monster!
That's going to be my ring tone.
Quagmire, call me.
Well, I have to get to work, Chris.
I have tons and tons of dogs to incinerate, but I can't wait to see you tomorrow night.
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
I'll clean that up.
Oh, uh, that's okay, I'll get it, have fun at work.
K, bye Chris.
What do you think you are doing?
What!?
You, a man, are cleaning up a mess made by Anna, a woman, that she, also a woman, spilled on you, a man.
So..!?
You treating here like a human beeing.
If you want to get anywhere with a chick, you can't treat 'em too nice-like.
Really!?
Trust me, Chris.
The next time you see this girl, treat her like crap.
And you'll be cooler than a mid -'80s novelty answering machine message.
I'm gald you called, but im not home, but I'll be back before too long, You gotta wait for the beep, you gotta leave your name, you gotta leave your number, wait for the beep!
It's me again.
I just had to hear it one more time.
Chris, is everything okay?
You seem a little, I don't know, quite tonight.
Yeah, everything's fine.
Ah yes, can I have two tickets, one man and one bitch that needs to do what I say.
What!?
That's not funny, Chris.
Here is your ticket.
Pick that up!
Chris, why are you acting like this?
Pick that up and cook it into something delicious or knit it into something that's useful to me!
Uhm.
Are you ready to make out now?
Why in the world I wanan do that after what you just said?
You obviously not the person I thought you were.
I never wanna see you again!
I can't believe I thought you were special� Anna, wait!
Oh no, what did I do!?
Hey Chris, guess what we just did?
Bonny, tell him.
We had sex.
We had sex!
We had what Joe calls sex.
Chris, honey, what's wrong?
Anna took a dump on me.
What!?
Yeah.
She broke up with me.
Oh-ho, she dumped you, that's what you meant to say.
What's the difference?
What you said first was, what...
well, I mean, what when two grown-ups love each other very much.
Sometimes they show it by, uhah, never mind.
So, so what happened?
I don't know.
I did everything Dad said.
Uch, I should've known that Peter had something to do with this.
You're not the first person whose life he screwed up.
Knock, knock.
Nicole, Ronald, who's ready for Boggle?
Oh my god!
No!
Why!?
Why!?
My beautiful Nicole.
My man Ranold, who did this!?
Oh man, there were so good together.
We were just establishing our friendship.
THey were about to get engaged.
Oh, he was going to ask me to be un usher.
I mean, he already had enough grooms man, so he made me an usher.
But just to think I could be involved in the ceremony in any way!
You told Chris to act like a jerk to this girl?!
Well...
define Chris.
Peter, he's really upset right now.
I mean, he cared about this girl a lot.
Can't you see what you've done?
I don't know, I mean, I-I thought I was helping.
But you may be right, 'cause now Chris is all sad and crying and fat and bad at sports.
Well, you created this mess and you have to help him fix it.
Man, parenting is more complicated then making a 1940s phone call.
Hello, operator?
Crestview 4162, please.
One moment please.
Hello?
Hello!
Well, what dou you know about that!?
Hey Chris, it's me.
I got something for you here.
What is it?
I caught you a bullfrog outside.
Poked some holes in its bag so it can breathe.
See, look at this- Oh, boy.
All right, hang on, hang on.
I'm never gonna be happy again.
I know how you feel, son but u can't give up now.
Now let's get out there and meet some ladies, eh?
But I don't want to date anyone else.
I want Anna.
Chris, you don't want to miss out on experiencing your teenage years.
If you do, you'll feel as bad as I do when I miss the toilet.
Peter Griffin!! All right Chris, have a seat here.
Your date'll be here any minute.
I fact, I think she'll be coming through that door.
Hey Chris, i'm Betty.
Sorry I'm late.
Your Dad told me all about you.
You sound like a swell fella.
Uh...
Thanks.
So where are you from?
I'm from the rich part of town, so you know I'm a good egg.
But I'm more intersted in you.
Did you finish your homework today?
What!?
You know your dad's got a birthday coming up.
Have you giving any thoughts to what you might be getting him?
How do you know when my dad's birthday is?
Well, eh, eh, it doesn't matter.
What are you getting your Dad for his birthday?
I dont' know - a tie.
Ohh, I don't know if he would want one of those.
I think he's got enough ties.
I think he might...
Chris, I don't want a tie pick something else.
Chris, this is Barbara, the girl from your class you used to have a crush on.
Now, you kids enjoy yourselves and I'll create some atmosphere.
This is a favourite by "Men At Work".
Look at me with a brand-new Hyundai.
I dont' understand Chris, your Blind Date should be here by now, she answered the ad.
Wohow...
So, still no luck on the girl front, huh?
I know Dad's been trying to help and I'm trying to listen to him but nothing seems to be working.
Well, I know, I asked him to help but it occurs to me that you've been taking advice from everyone except the one person who matters.
What are you want, Chris?
All I want is to go out with Anna again.
Then you just need to go talk to her and tell her exactly how you feel.
But she's sad, she never wants to see me again.
Well, I'm sure you can come up with some excuse to see her at the vet.
Is there anymore coffee?
Anna, I'm here with my dog.
He's not feeling well.
f*c* you!
Don't you think you rather go to another vet?
Anna, to be honest.
I came here 'cause I wanted to apologize for acting like such a jerk.
That's not who I am.
Oh yeah, no, no, no yet, no, you're, you're, you're a cool guy.
Brian, shut up!
Look, look, I was just really nervous 'cause I've never had a girlfriend before and I wanted to make sure I didn't do anything wrong.
You know, you really hurt me, Chris.
I know, I was wrong.
I don't want to hurt anybody, Anna.
Please, just give me another chance.
Gosh!
He doesn't look so good.
I know, but you do.
You know, I get off at 4:00.
I might just be up for a movie.
Ok, somebody really needs to help me here.
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.:: Family Guy - S06E12 ::.
.:: Long John Peter ::.
.:: Timings by Revan ::.
.:: Sync by Revan ::.
God, I hate coming to the vet.
They charge me 90 bucks a day to keep Brian here.
For 60 bucks I can put him over to Holiday-In.
Nah.
Who's with me?
My apologies.
My pet Cricket has Restless-Legs-Syndrom.
Ah.
I hope Brians stomach pains aren't anything serious.
Eh, look at that, Lois.
That's why cats freak me out.
He's doing that weird, stretchy leg thing.
When they lick themselves.
Look at that, huh?
Look at that ****.
Ehhhhyo.
Oh, thank god the vets are here to help Brian.
I wanna be a veterinarian when I grow up.
Meg.
We've been over this.
You're gonna gain a 150 pounds and write ugly bety fan fiction.
But dad.
Meg.
That's final.
Meg.
That's final.
Meg.
That's final.
See?
This bird knows what I'm talking about.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're very polite.
You're very polite.
You do not see that these days.
You do not see that.
I like you.
I like you.
Oh, thank god.
You know you never really know what someboy thinks of you.
But I'm glad I made a good first impression.
Would you like to be friends?
Like to be friends.
Oh god, this is all going so smoothly.
What's your name?
I'm Peter.
Peter.
No way!
That's my name!
Hey you should come home and spend the night at my house.
Lois, will you make up the guestroom?
Peter, that's someones pet.
You can't just take it.
Well, maybe they never know it's gone.
Oh, Brian.
I'm so glad you're ok.
Yes, he's doing fine.
We were able to clear the stomach obstruction.
Turns out, it was a used diper.
Iyehaa!
Gross!
Ohoho, yeeees.
Get off my back.
I thought it was indian food.
Oh, thank you so much for your help, Dr.
Jewish.
I really thought that we're gonna lose him.
It was my pleasure, Mrs.
Griffin.
Go ahead and check out with my intern Anna.
I never wanted anyone like this It's all brand new You'll feel it in my kiss I'm crazy for you.
Bah Bah Bah Bah Ah-ah.
Crazy for you.
We now return to "busy business lady", whose life is missing something, but she doesn't realize it, because she's so busy with business.
No, no, I cannot make this business meeting.
I've got a different business meeting at 3:00, and we will doing business there.
I was wondering if you're free for coffee.
Oh, no, I can't!
I've got a lunch meeting and then a meeting after lunch.
After that...
Over the next 90 minutes...
I'd like to show you that all your problems can be solved by my penis.
Hey guys.
What is going on?
No way!
Coool!
That thing don't bite, do it?
Guys, say hello to Adrien Beaky.
Pick a lane, bitch.
Ehehe.
Ain't that funny?
He heard me say that on the way over in the cab.
I gotta pee, where's that snapple bottle?
I had a gay experiance at camp.
W-Wait, we had the radio on and we were talking about some goofy stuff.
So, what, what are you guys drinking?
Hey Peter, you kind of look like a pirat with that thing on your shoulder.
A Pirat?
Ah, cool.
You should get a pirat name.
And a peg-leg.
And a hook-hand.
And you should have sex with that crossing guard, even though she looked young and then i found out she was 12.
I mean, you should get an eye patch.
Eye patch would be cool.
Mom, can we go back to the vet and see the pretty vet assistant again?
Well, I guess if Brian get sick again.
Oh, boy!
Hey Brian, look!
Brian's sick.
Mom, get your keys!
Chris, I'm not going to the vet.
Haha.
There's me wench.
Peter, what the hell are you doing?
That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole.
Fetch me five tankards of ale and a leg of mutton for me maties!
Who the hell are those guys?
Just a few sea dogs from my fishin' boat days.
I don't care who they are.
They stink.
Get 'em out of here!
They stink of good cheer, Lois.
After we've had our fill of bread and wine, we shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine.
God, this is a more disturbing sight then Tom Hanks and E.T.
in Philadelphia.
Ouch...
Here you go, you're good.
You didn't touch me.
I don't wanna to get AIDS.
Ahhhh, Kristallnacht!
Ahaaa.
'Tis Long John Peter and his merry men come seeking plunder.
All your Tuck's Medicated Pads be ours.
Ahh!
Oh my God!
Oh, Dod, why are you doing this!?
Ahaaa.
For no reason.
I'm going to fire this canon all over your store.
Hahahahaha.
Ahaaa.
Terrible pharmacy toys.
We'll see to it that no child ever received these as a last minute gift hastily bought on the way to the party.
Dear me, it's almost 3 o' clock.
I've got to get this shipment of sugarcane, tobacco and spices to the harbor before day's end.
That car is coming up awfully fast.
But at least it's flying the British Flag.
Oh, no.
Privateers.
No doubt.
They're after my sugarcane, tobacco and spices.
Well, Shelley Booth bishop isn't about to let you over-egg this pudding.
Prepare to be boarded.
You'll never take my cargo.
Load the cannon.
All clear, sir.
Shootitagain.
What?
I didn't understand that.
I said, shoot it again.
But I said it pirate like.
Well done, you barnacle-munchings-callywiggers.
Sir, we've got a man down.
Oh my God!
Adrien Beaky.
Say something.
Shoot ...me ...
Oh god, this is my fault.
I did this!
I've screwed up worse than Disney did when they cast Michael J.
Fox in that Zorro remake.
Who was that masked man who saved us?
I dont' know.
But he left his insignia.
Give it to me straight, Dr.
Jewish.
Is he gonna live?
Mr.
Griffin, I'm afraid your parrot is dead.
Noooooooooo!
Did he at least die with dignity?
Well, he convulsed a lot and fell of the operating table.
Then he flopped around a little on the floor.
Then a passing nurse accidentally stepped on him and kicked him into a puddle of urin, which must have frightened him, because his bowels released all over himself.
I tried to pick him up, but then I got angry because some of it got on my thump.
So I threw him against the wall and that's where he died.
That's the way I want to go.
I'm really sorry about your dad's parrot.
Oh, that's okay.
He'll get over it pretty quickly and then move on to another wacky thing.
Lois, whose pipe organ is this?
My name's Anna.
Um..
I'm Chris.
Sometimes I have to poop for a long time.
Now you say something.
You're funny.
But I bet a lot of girls tell you that, huh?
Well, the only girl I know is my sister and she sucks!
Aha, sorry to hear that.
Wow, we're having a conversation.
Listen, I have to get back to work but, um, would you maybe wanna go out sometime?
Yeeesss!!!
Great, here's my number.
Awesome!
Oh no, I broke the pipe organ.
Hey, look, the deed to a cattle ranch.
So, um...
how do you like working at the vet?
Oh, it is so rewarding.
Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved working with animals.
Did you ever make it with one of the dogs?
What!?
I mean, I, I, did you enjoy your appetizer?
It hasn't come yet.
Oh, uhm, I mean, did you ever make it with one of the dogs?
No!
Stupid!
Chris, just relax.
Um, okay.
You know, Anna...
...when I first saw you, I thought you were the most beautiful girl in the world.
And now all I wanna do is show you my innermost self but I'm afraid you'll reject me, because you won't like what you see.
Or that you'll see my scrotum, and see that it has a seam on it, and then you'll think I'm made up of two different guys that were sewn together, 'cause that's what I think happened, and...
Chris.
I like you.
You don't have to try so hard.
I'm sorry.
When I'm around a pretty girl, I'll get all worked up, like a kid watching a toy commercial.
Kids, kids, kids!
Shiny!
Gooey!
Stretchy!
Fun!
Hasbro's Best Thing Ever!
Sticky!
Yummy!
Bouncy!
Fun!
Hasbro's Best Thing Ever!
Fly it!
Yeah!
Toss it!
Awesome!
Swim it!
Aww!
Eat it!
Whoa!
Hasbro's Best Thing Ever!
Kids?!
Kids?!
It's so awesome!
I want it!
Hey fellas, uhm, I have a question.
I went on a date with this girl, that I really like, and, if you don't mind, I was hoping I could ask you a few questions, about the birds and the bees?
Aha, my boy wants to know about sex.
Came to the right place.
Chris, would you always wanna remeber, is that sex is perfectly natural.
Whoa, uh, uh,sorry, Mr.
Swanson.
Um, I wasn't really talking to you.
Chris, I know a lot about sex.
Yeah, and I'm sure you have fond memories, but I was kind of hoping to get some advice from someone who isn't broken from the waist down.
I'm a father!
You're two wheeled Monster!
That's going to be my ring tone.
Quagmire, call me.
Well, I have to get to work, Chris.
I have tons and tons of dogs to incinerate, but I can't wait to see you tomorrow night.
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
I'll clean that up.
Oh, uh, that's okay, I'll get it, have fun at work.
K, bye Chris.
What do you think you are doing?
What!?
You, a man, are cleaning up a mess made by Anna, a woman, that she, also a woman, spilled on you, a man.
So..!?
You treating here like a human beeing.
If you want to get anywhere with a chick, you can't treat 'em too nice-like.
Really!?
Trust me, Chris.
The next time you see this girl, treat her like crap.
And you'll be cooler than a mid -'80s novelty answering machine message.
I'm gald you called, but im not home, but I'll be back before too long, You gotta wait for the beep, you gotta leave your name, you gotta leave your number, wait for the beep!
It's me again.
I just had to hear it one more time.
Chris, is everything okay?
You seem a little, I don't know, quite tonight.
Yeah, everything's fine.
Ah yes, can I have two tickets, one man and one bitch that needs to do what I say.
What!?
That's not funny, Chris.
Here is your ticket.
Pick that up!
Chris, why are you acting like this?
Pick that up and cook it into something delicious or knit it into something that's useful to me!
Uhm.
Are you ready to make out now?
Why in the world I wanan do that after what you just said?
You obviously not the person I thought you were.
I never wanna see you again!
I can't believe I thought you were special� Anna, wait!
Oh no, what did I do!?
Hey Chris, guess what we just did?
Bonny, tell him.
We had sex.
We had sex!
We had what Joe calls sex.
Chris, honey, what's wrong?
Anna took a dump on me.
What!?
Yeah.
She broke up with me.
Oh-ho, she dumped you, that's what you meant to say.
What's the difference?
What you said first was, what...
well, I mean, what when two grown-ups love each other very much.
Sometimes they show it by, uhah, never mind.
So, so what happened?
I don't know.
I did everything Dad said.
Uch, I should've known that Peter had something to do with this.
You're not the first person whose life he screwed up.
Knock, knock.
Nicole, Ronald, who's ready for Boggle?
Oh my god!
No!
Why!?
Why!?
My beautiful Nicole.
My man Ranold, who did this!?
Oh man, there were so good together.
We were just establishing our friendship.
THey were about to get engaged.
Oh, he was going to ask me to be un usher.
I mean, he already had enough grooms man, so he made me an usher.
But just to think I could be involved in the ceremony in any way!
You told Chris to act like a jerk to this girl?!
Well...
define Chris.
Peter, he's really upset right now.
I mean, he cared about this girl a lot.
Can't you see what you've done?
I don't know, I mean, I-I thought I was helping.
But you may be right, 'cause now Chris is all sad and crying and fat and bad at sports.
Well, you created this mess and you have to help him fix it.
Man, parenting is more complicated then making a 1940s phone call.
Hello, operator?
Crestview 4162, please.
One moment please.
Hello?
Hello!
Well, what dou you know about that!?
Hey Chris, it's me.
I got something for you here.
What is it?
I caught you a bullfrog outside.
Poked some holes in its bag so it can breathe.
See, look at this- Oh, boy.
All right, hang on, hang on.
I'm never gonna be happy again.
I know how you feel, son but u can't give up now.
Now let's get out there and meet some ladies, eh?
But I don't want to date anyone else.
I want Anna.
Chris, you don't want to miss out on experiencing your teenage years.
If you do, you'll feel as bad as I do when I miss the toilet.
Peter Griffin!! All right Chris, have a seat here.
Your date'll be here any minute.
I fact, I think she'll be coming through that door.
Hey Chris, i'm Betty.
Sorry I'm late.
Your Dad told me all about you.
You sound like a swell fella.
Uh...
Thanks.
So where are you from?
I'm from the rich part of town, so you know I'm a good egg.
But I'm more intersted in you.
Did you finish your homework today?
What!?
You know your dad's got a birthday coming up.
Have you giving any thoughts to what you might be getting him?
How do you know when my dad's birthday is?
Well, eh, eh, it doesn't matter.
What are you getting your Dad for his birthday?
I dont' know - a tie.
Ohh, I don't know if he would want one of those.
I think he's got enough ties.
I think he might...
Chris, I don't want a tie pick something else.
Chris, this is Barbara, the girl from your class you used to have a crush on.
Now, you kids enjoy yourselves and I'll create some atmosphere.
This is a favourite by "Men At Work".
Look at me with a brand-new Hyundai.
I dont' understand Chris, your Blind Date should be here by now, she answered the ad.
Wohow...
So, still no luck on the girl front, huh?
I know Dad's been trying to help and I'm trying to listen to him but nothing seems to be working.
Well, I know, I asked him to help but it occurs to me that you've been taking advice from everyone except the one person who matters.
What are you want, Chris?
All I want is to go out with Anna again.
Then you just need to go talk to her and tell her exactly how you feel.
But she's sad, she never wants to see me again.
Well, I'm sure you can come up with some excuse to see her at the vet.
Is there anymore coffee?
Anna, I'm here with my dog.
He's not feeling well.
f*c* you!
Don't you think you rather go to another vet?
Anna, to be honest.
I came here 'cause I wanted to apologize for acting like such a jerk.
That's not who I am.
Oh yeah, no, no, no yet, no, you're, you're, you're a cool guy.
Brian, shut up!
Look, look, I was just really nervous 'cause I've never had a girlfriend before and I wanted to make sure I didn't do anything wrong.
You know, you really hurt me, Chris.
I know, I was wrong.
I don't want to hurt anybody, Anna.
Please, just give me another chance.
Gosh!
He doesn't look so good.
I know, but you do.
You know, I get off at 4:00.
I might just be up for a movie.
Ok, somebody really needs to help me here.
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