TV-Serie: Shameless - 5x6
Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Expressl Come and watch pikeys making a mess of the lives they were given by 'im upstairs...
And kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs.
Wickedl Piss offl What sounds on Earth could ever replace kids needing money or wives in your face?
Cos this, people reckon - me included - is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented...
To calm us all down and stop us going mental.
These are Chatsworth Estate's basic essentials.
We are worth every penny for grinding your axes...
You sit on our head, but...you pay the taxes.
CHEERlNG lmagine Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers who'd come on your face for the price of a beer, eh?
Ehl Make poverty history.
Cheaper drugs nowl Make poverty historyl Cheaper drugs nowl CHUCKLES Scatterl Partyl (Lillian) 'My Brendan were a strapping lad as a youngster.
'Arms like hams.
Shapely in the leg.
'Had a look of a young John Nettles without the hair.
'Bergerac period, not Midsomer - no, ta.
'Gone to seed by then.
'Dream fella, Brendan.
Knew he were t'one for me.
'Took months to wear him down.
'So handsome.
All t'girls wanted him.
' (Norma) Fuck off, Worzell Do you have to do that every night?
lt's Lillianl Lillian?
lt's really latel l've been clubbing, but l think there's a burst gas main.
Smell it?
(Lillian) 'l was so certain we were meant to be together.
'He got bored arguing and gave in.
'And we were largely happy - apart from the affairs and the drinking.
' SlRENS WAlL What the fuck?l 'There's only room for one great love in my life.
' Clear the areal Wake everyonel '..but there's plenty of time for a few small ones.
'l bloody hope so, anyway.
' Fire brigadel 'l really miss me cock.
' KNOCK ON DOOR Fire brigadel Fire brigadel Fire brigadel Clot on the sofa's trying to light a fag, bossl Fire brigadel Stand awayl Hang on...
hang on...
Ohl Coming throughl Fucking helll l think we've found our burst main.
Ribbonsl Bloodl MY bloodl Are you all right, Dad?
Get a bucketl l don't want to cause a mess while l'm bleeding to fucking deathl Ooooh, chin up, lovel Baby doesn't like blood.
Oh, fucking hell, it's Bo Selecta - l'm having a bad dreaml Should have let you suffocatel Aaaghl < John - upstairs - open some windows.
< Yes, Boss.
What's with the torsos?
Doing a hen night.
Do you know how much we're paid?
'Kin helll He's bleating - l'm the one looking at the stairway to heaven herel < We'll drop him at the hospital.
Oh, what - all the ambulances mobile DJs, are they, this evening?
Come on.
Anyone going with him?
Are you mad?
They know him down at casualty better than we dol Oh cheers, progenyl Beloved spawn...
So-called...loved onel Right, l'm off to my pit.
Mum's got Katie to give me a full night for a change.
l won't be able to kip, now.
All those firemenl Yeahl Cliche, but l'd do 'eml l'll have one of them.
HORN BLARES ENGlNE SOUNDS Pissed off without me, again.
Does that happen a lot?
Arseholesl < Brew?
Have you got anything stronger?
With my dad in the house?
No chancel Thought you'd be all ''Don't drink on duty, Ma'am - babies to save''.
l'm not on duty.
We were passing, thought we'd check it out, save the boys a trip.
You the couple of the house?
Not even close.
l'm single.
What, brother and sister?
l don't know why l even bother asking questions about families.
They're all so...
Fucked.
Yeah.
HORN BLARES Ahl They care, after alll You should have a smoke alarm, with that old piss-pot living here.
No offence.
None taken.
< Want to come back and fit one for us?
Yeah - come and do that.
Why not?
Tomorrow?
OK.
Sean.
Mandy.
lan.
All right?
Jesus, l'm so obviousl Just a bitl Fit or what?
He won't go for you, Mand.
There's a vote of confidencel No, he bats for us.
Piss offl Him?
No way.
Tenner says l give him one before you do.
You think everyone's gay.
Can't you be different on your own?
Money, and mouthl Bollocksl Tenner.
You'd better not winl l'm gagging for it.
One here, one upstairs.
All lethal, flammable boozehounds coveredl l've got cake.
Ta.
Er...
l've got a shift.
Listen...
Fancy a drink?
Shitl Bastardl He's at work.
The Jockey.
Number of kids you've had, you could pop 'em without touching the sides.
l mean, why bother?
Because this little baba is going to be done proper, and l want his daddy therel He'll only nick all the drugs or start a ruck or summatl l could be your birthing partner.
Ask mel No.
Frank is doing it, and he's coming to antenatal to learn how to do it right.
Oh, my Godl Stacy-Ann?
THE Stacy-Ann?
She's a cabbagel You can do well betterl She's all right when you get to know her.
l DO know herl Suet dumpling.
Aidy Simpson said l should give her a go.
That dick?
> Trust me, man, she's well worth it.
Best everl Everl Hidden depths.
He gets anyone he wants and she's his best ever.
As long as she doesn't get smitten.
Smitten?
When she says ''smitten'', you gotta bail.
Got me?
Smitten - bail.
That is a pathetic reason to go out with someone.
''My mate told me tol'' Why do you care?
(Frank) Trapped in a circle on the...
That's Dadl What are you doing here?
Oh - abandoned, tossed out - NHS rubbishl No sharps, medical waste...
Bevan'd be turning in his gravel Fucking bollocksl Same old, same old - trapping in a fucking circlel Mum's looking for you.
A circle of shite.
Tits first.
LAUGHTER Mum and Dadl What's this?
Shagging our lass?
ln me own gaff?
l bet he's got the working equipmentl Unlike somel Piss offl Last time l saw to you, you couldn't walk for a weekl That were a shockl All right, mate?
lt's Carl, isn't it?
Don't mind me and the missus, mate.
lf she could give a decent hum job, she'd be a diamond.
Stay for a bit of tea, Carl?
You don't have to.
Shut up, youl We like to get to know your friends.
What do you say, Carly?
Pork chops and minty tats?
Ta.
You can call me Teresa, love.
The pig's Dave.
Look at the arse on that, eh?
Not bad for an old bird.
Bag of pear drops and a penny chew, please, Mister.
l need a piss.
Beer pourer - barman.
Toucher of old men's cocks - rent boy.
Do you see the difference?
Seems to know a lot about it.
While we're on old people, shouldn't we ban that?
That's her new fellal Jeff works in finance.
Hiya, Fireman Saml Didn't recognise you with your kecks onl Well, same problem for me, gas victiml So...coincidence?
No, l've just been fitting your smoke alarm and Mandy said, erm...
l had a bet on with her.
Let me guess...
Buy us a pint with your winningsl l get off in ten minutes.
Yeah?
l've got a room.
You a bit of a slag, lan?
Too rightl You a bit of a prude, Sean?
Only to slags.
So...
what?
Six months courting, meet the parents, find out my intentions?
Summat like thatl Get us a pint.
Driving us, then?
Where to?
Trampolining.
l said.
Oh...
Right.
Do you want dropping anywhere, Carl?
Yeah, ta.
There's a spare chop here.
No need to hurry away.
Well, you can't have itl Not with that great hanging gutl Right, see you later then.
Do you know...?
l believe l've miscounted.
There isn't another chop.
l'll see if l can catch them up...
Have you had your portion, Carly?
l'm not sure l have.
Perhaps l should suck on your bone.
lf you want.
End of my shift.
l don't shag strangers.
Why don't you try something new?
All right.
Why not?
PAGER BEEPS Shitl What?
Emergency pager.
BEEPlNG CONTlNUES lt'll just be a kid with his head stuck in some railings.
Who-who-whoahl Easy, tigerl Ooohl Ooohl Oh, yesl Ooohl Oh, yesl Ohl Oh, yesl Listen, all you have to do is be there and bring me some flowers or somethingl l know my limitations.
All l am saying is just be there and hold my hand and say ''Welcome to the world, little babyl'' l didn't want to say, and l know you don't like me mentioning this, but...
..it's them little twins.
l was there at the birth and it was like the fucking Battle of the Somme.
l couldn't go through that again.
Right.
So you did it for her, but you won't do it for mel Look, it's not...
Ahl lt's not just the...
horror.
lt's the memories.
lt's all l've got left of Gordon and Delia.
You can give me that, can't you?
lt tears my heart out every time l think of them.
You, more than anyone, you know what it's like not to be with your kiddies.
Nigel and Delia.
lt's Nigel and Delia, not Gordonl Piss offl How many of you are there?
l'm bound to get the odd name wrong, aren't l?
What am l, a census?l You are comingl Look, l just...
Fuckin' little...
thingy in the nest, you arel Fuck youl lf l'd fathered you, l'd tear me own balls offl lf you'd fathered me, l'd helpl You should have got a chair years ago.
Suits you never having to get off your arse.
Abused, slashed...
Why do l come in here?
Because we serve beer and we haven't barred you this week.
You've been getting some, haven't you?
Why d'you say that?
l can tell.
You're all smug-looking and shit.
Cheers, Mickey.
Glad you're so pleased for us.
lt's true, then?
Maybe.
Oh, sorry, mate.
Out my fuckin' space, manl Touching mel What are you, some kind of fuckin' queer boy?
Shanel l'm sorry l accidentally touched you.
lt's all right.
Don't do that.
What you gonna fucking do about...?
Christl Ehl That's our kidl lt's all rightl lt's all rightl l know himl l know himl There's no need, yeah?
There's no need, eh?
lt's only Shane.
You know what he's likel Come on.
He well deserved thatl He's a prick and a halfl l was a prick, too.
lt was hotl l wasn't expecting you to...
Look, we've done it your way - let's try mine.
How about l take you away from all this?
What?
Take me where?
Well, there's only one way to find out, isn't there?
Are you coming?
ls that where you chuck a ribbon in the air and dance about on a mat?
Or a ball.
What?
Chuck a ball in the air, too.
When?
Rhythmic gymnastics.
You were askingl Oh, yeah.
Great.
Ahl The lovebirdsl Cooing and billing - nicel You off for physical jerks, madam?
The exercise she does and she still thinks she's got a hymenl Muml Getting me kit.
What a waste, when she's got this onel D'you remember when you were a bit of a specimen, Dave?
This morning, weren't it?
You wish.
Drop you anywhere, Carl?
l'm fine, thanks.
Dad.
Don't know anything, does he?
Course he doesn't.
He wouldn't care anyway.
You sure?
Of course l am.
Trousers offl No...
Arghl No, it's not for me, that onel Yesl This is Jeff - works in finance.
That right?
Don't expect to get anyone at my age, never mind someone wi' a proper jobl So how did you meet?
Slow dating.
What's that?
Speed dating for pensioners.
Do you watch Corrie?
Do you watch Corrie?
Do you watch Corrie?
l sometimes watch Emmerdalel Fuck it - that'll have to dol We've been inseparable ever since.
So what exactly do you do in finance, Jeff?
Security.
Very responsiblel Pushbike squadl Mountain bike patroll lt's not a demotion - they're better for getting round the estates.
How can we help?
Frank been in?
lt's a day of the week, isn't it?
We're gunning for him.
He knows why, tool So where are your bikes?
Outside.
Outside here?
Police are looking for youl What?
Oh...
This is what happens when you live life on the marginsl Society releases its pitbulls.
Been robbing charity boxes again, have we?
Fuck offl Where've you been?
Bridlington.
Gay capital of Yorkshirel Yeah?
Got taken away.
Hotel and everythingl What's with the bag?
Gonna be at The Jockey for a bit.
What?
You know gays are, like, famous for casual sex and that?
Go on, surprise mel ls that all there is?
l mean, you go out with someone and it's all right, but...
you want to shag their friend and you like them, but...
l mean, is it all right to have sex with someone that you don't even like if it's really good sex?
And they can cookl Or does that not matter?
Listen, are you shagging our mum?
How d'you guess?
Hey, we're ticking a list - sex, travel, food...
Peanut butter's rankl Cheers.
What's next?
Meeting mates?
Meeting family?
No chancel l wouldn't inflict mine on anyonel Honestlyl That's stiff for someone who stayed in a hotel with someone.
God, you really are young and naive, aren't you?
You think that was a hotel?
Barely even made it to guesthouse.
Why'd you take me there?
Am l a cheap date?
No, it's gay friendly.
How?
The woman serving there had a tache.
Oh...
Peanut butterl Fuckin' helll Nastyl Gallagherl Come herel Frankl Frankl Can you stop?
Frankl Come herel Gallagherl You should be ashamed of yourselfl Oh, spare me the fuckin' lecturel Hospital property, Francisl You're lucky it was us that saw the CCTVl Anyone else, you'd be on a charge.
They're not superficial, you knowl They hurtl So...
You stole a wheelchair to try and get out of going to antenatal classes?
Yesl Tosserl l don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too...
You remember Sean, don't you?
The Shane nutterl Yeah, we've met.
l'm really sorry about that.
Well, Sean's probably gonna be around for a bit, if he plays his cards right.
Howdy doody(l) Yeah.
You off out?
Yeah.
Hey, you couldn't give us a hand, could ya?
Yeah.
Can't we even have a family drink without you going off on one?
lt's not my fault you can't get it up any more.
l didn't hear you complaining this morningl Yeah?
What d'you want?
l can't talk now.
l'll be there.
Look, l've got to go.
What's up?
Nothing.
Just...
a crisis at work.
l'll see ya.
l'm sorry.
What's all that about?
Dunno.
You don't think it was ''if he plays his cards right'', do you?
l'm such a dickl Teresa, we can'tl Scared of showing your cock, Carl?
Er, nol Bit of a bad...pint.
You were drinking Cokel l'm having a shit, Davel Jeez, Teresa - it's too close for mel l can't help meself, love.
l'm smittenl Smitten?
Baill You've really touched me.
And l don't just mean the sex.
l hate hurting Dave.
l hate it.
But what can l do?
D'you feel the same way, Carl?
Say you dol Yeah.
Course l dol This is big time now.
But if you want to stop, you say the word.
Can l rely on you?
Yeah, course you can.
ZlP OPENS lanl Hey, wait upl Weren't sure l'd see you again.
Why?
Your excuse.
Your work crisis.
There wasn't one, was there?
Hey, hey, it was a crisis.
Just not work.
lt was my brother.
lt was just too boring to tell you the truth.
l thought l messed up coming across all Mr Cocky Bollocks in front of Jamie and Karen.
Course you didn't.
lf you say something that pisses me off, l'll tell you.
l promise.
You do the same for me.
Where you off?
l was going home.
Do you fancy a visitor?
Everyone's in.
And?
You really want to meet the fuckers?
Yeahl Right, come on.
Right, thenl Hiya, love.
Give us a kiss.
l can't, we're on a wages run.
You can stop long enough to give your girlfriend a kiss.
Oh, two seconds, Bradley.
Come herel What?l Did you do this?
No, l didn'tl You're an inside woman.
lt's a set upl l didn't, Trev.
Don't hate mel l was going to the chemist.
Condom run for the girls.
Don't tell us thatl lt's the truthl Let's not complicate the armed robbery with living off immoral earnings.
You'll get 15 years.
ln prison?l No-one thinks Lillian was involved.
Judasl Judasl Does that mean we're finished?
Judasl l think he really meant it.
l've been dumped.
So, you don't care that l'm scared?
And what about me?
There's no point in us both cracking it, is there?
Come on, we're fucking useless.
We both know it.
l know.
l'll do you a swap.
You come to the birth, and l will get the doctor to put in an extra stitch downstairs.
Honeymoon fresh.
Make it two, and you got yourself a deal.
Tinker.
MOBlLE PHONE RlNGS < Monica Gallagher.
Oil Just realised what you look like with those bandages on.
Oh, surprise and delight me with your acute observationl The Mummyl LAUGHTER Everyone's a comedianl Gary Bennett's died.
What, the impressionist?
No, lan's real dad.
Oh.
Good.
This is Sean.
Hello.
All right?
lt's official then?
You two an item?
Yeah, laugh once, then get over it.
Bastards.
Sean, l've got some photos of lan from when he was a baby, do you wanna see?
lf you said you were bringing a new friend round, l would have hooveredl Yeah, all rightl KNOCK AT DOOR Do you wanna sit down, Sean?
Ta.
Are you Liam?
l hear you've got a healthy interest in fire.
l've grown out of that.
Oh.
All right.
You won't want a ride in the engine, then?
No, l want that.
l really want thatl For you, Carl.
Who is it?
Quick, mind.
l've left him, Carll l've finally left himl For real, this time.
And l've told him everything - everythingl l'm free, Carl.
l'm freel This is the real Teresa.
l just bombed out the house.
What did Dave say?
Terrible things.
Oh, some threats.
He's a horrible, cruel man.
> l blame Strangeways.
Brutalised him.
Why was he there?
GBH with menaces.
Six years.
Very harsh.
Fella's still got his other eye.
Just hold me, Carl.
Just hold mel When l say just hold me, l didn't mean just hold mel Do me, Carll What?
What is it?
l can't.
Not here.
Don't be scared.
You've seen the belly on him.
You can outrun that porker until Christmas.
l'll get us a shag pad.
Yeah.
Then we can be together.
What?
You're not gonna let me down.
Are you?
Just gonna get a cup of...
Jesusl ln case you wondered, you're dumped.
Sorry.
My dad's gonna tear your dick off and shove it in your mouth.
Thought you liked me.
Taking advantage of me like that.
Scuml That's what you gotta do.
What?
Dump the geriatric weirdo.
lt's not that easy.
Yeah, it is.
Just tell her she's a dirty old perv.
Chuck her.
How?
Tell her now.
ls it always like this?
Pretty much.
l'll kill myselfl l'll throw myself under a bin lorryl l'm not gonna lose ya, l won'tl No, no, stop itl l wasn't gonna chuck ya, l wasn't.
Honest.
l was gonna suggest someone who might have a flat for us.
Sweet, sweet boy.
l'll stay at me sister's for now.
Walk me there.
See ya later.
See ya later.
Could you stop smiling?
You're making me puke.
You must have a fit straight friend l could do.
l'm too busy shagging to meet friends.
Shame.
l remember that.
lt's like a distant memory.
Think it's time l got back on the bike.
You look good together.
Piss off.
l mean itl Not as good as l'd look with him, butl Debbie, have you got anything black that would fit me?
Erm, no.
Why don't you try Norma?
Can hardly wear one of her T-shirts to a funeral.
Who's died?
Oh, sorry, love...it's your dad.
Dad?l Oh, not that dad, lan's dad.
Gary.
Shit.
You didn't know him, though, did you?
Uh...
l didn't actually know you knew who he was.
lt was a chat l've been meaning to have together.
l'm not going to get the chance to know him now.
Mmmm.
Do you go to the funeral of everyone you've slept with?
Debbie, that would be absurd.
No, l gave him a clock and l want it back.
lt were me gran's.
l always liked it.
Probably worth enough to put up with the names from his wife.
Do you want to come?
See this?l You want to take a wild guess?
l'll see to you, Carll You're as good as deadl As good as fucking deadl There's your dead dad.
Not much of a turnout, is it?
That's alcoholics for you.
Biggish family, mind.
Yeah.
Nothing compared to us, though.
Just four lads with that blonde bitch.
Panda eyes over there.
Those four?
Yeah.
Well, you'd have to be related to touch her.
What is it?
Can't stay.
What about me clock?
Nowl Oh, lanl What a fuckin' mess.
Too right.
What's up with you?
KNOCKlNG lt's herl Don't answerl KNOCKlNG Don't answerl < lan?
< lan, it's Sean.
(lan) Don't answerl > First row?
< Sean, come onl KNOCKlNG Should l get that one?
Nol Carl?
Carl?
lt's me.
> l've got to speak to you, love.
l've got tol > < lan, l need to talk to you.
l'll see you later, love.
> < Fuck's sakel l'm guessing you haven't slept with your boyfriend's dad...
Much worse than that, mate.
You've been a twat and now you're paying for it.
Lesson learnt.
Not many free fucks about, are there?
Up yoursl Don'tl He's gone.
lt'll work itself out.
Bound to be a tiff when you're starting out.
A tiff?
That's what you fuckin' think, is it?
Do you not think l'm a real fuckin' person?
Don't think it matters cos it's two blokes?
Cos it's...
l'm sorry, l'm sorry.
Sorry?
DOOR SLAMS All right?
Yeah.
Heard about your old fella.
Yeah, well you're better off with me, son, cos from what l hear he was an hopeless piss-pot.
Yeah, and you're quite good at it.
That l am, son.
That l am.
What's going on?
Kids get to a certain age, you'd rather not know what they're up to.
l'll say.
About two weeks old for me.
Your dad...
lt was your dad who died - Gary?
How did you know?
Why didn't you stay?
What?
Old mate of my mum's.
l were keeping her company.
l didn't know it were your...
l saw you.
l thought you'd think l was some stalker weirdo.
lt was really nice to see you.
lt meant a lot.
Why didn't you tell me your dad had died?
He's...
Well, he'd...been ill for a while.
l got the call here - you know, the crisis?
lt wasn't my brother, it was him.
l don't know, it just seemed a turn-off.
We'd only just met and...
it was all going...
l didn't even like him.
He was a joke.
A drunk.
Cruel, absent loser.
l don't know.
But your dad's your dad.
Hey...
Hey, l'm the one who should be upset.
You're looking after me.
Yeah.
Come here.
All right, speak to the bloke.
Tell him to take her back.
Very sorry, big mistake, won't happen again.
All that bollocks.
He's gonna cut my balls off.
Well meet him somewhere public.
The Jockey.
What's he gonna do in there?
Shitl He's not here.
He works at Help the Aged.
You should try him there.
Very funny.
Some day you will know our love is real.
l will find him.
Where's the fire?
Thanks.
Me dad and that.
lt's important having someone...
l haven't done anything.
Having someone there for me.
You're not just great sex, lan.
l love you.
l don't love you.
That's all right.
l'm emotional.
Blabbermouth.
l don't wanna carry on seeing you.
What?
What, you're chucking me?
My dad's just died.
l don't believe you.
You're not that fuckin' cruel.
We're getting on.
We're solid.
l know we are.
What is it?
There's something else?
No...
Yes, there is.
What is it, lan?
Tell me.
Look, we agreed...
lf l've pissed you off...
My mum...
Monica Gallagher.
She wasn't an old mate of your dad's.
She got pregnant by him.
We're brothers.
Fuck off.
What about the waster, Frank?
He's my dad.
But my real dad was Gary.
Look, l know that this hasn't worked out and l'm sorry.
Really.
l didn't mean to...
< Take the piss out of me?
My family, my whole fuckin' existence.
No, l didn't.
l just think we need to be straight with each other.
l love that woman.
l love the very bones of her.
l can't...
Life...
Life's unimaginable without her.
l can't see it.
l just can't.
l don't want her.
l want you to take her back.
She's yours.
Just have her.
So you'll chuck her then, just like that?
Like she was a piece of fuckin' rubbish.
l can't get my head around it.
We're brothers.
l think l don't wanna stop seeing you.
We're related.
Yeah, but does it matter?
Does it have to be incest?
That stuffs for straights, to stop them having daft kids.
We're not breeders.
l think...
l think we know it does.
l feel completely different.
You do too.
Nobody knows.
We could carry on.
We just had sex, for God's sake.
lt still works.
No, it doesn't.
We know.
lt's over.
Do you want a drink or something?
We didn't want it to turn out like this.
So what's it going to be this time then?
Both eyes?
Or do l get you back?
lt's too late.
No, it's not.
lt's not too late.
This?
Give me one good reason why l shouldn't.
l'm 16.
l'm just randy.
Take me back or you're gonna see brains.
Dave, don't.
< (Dave, put the gun down).
Bastardl Oh, for Christ's sake, don'tl Leave it, Shanel Let's have youl Davel What the fuck was that?
You just fuckin' shot us?
Davel lt was loadedl Why did you load it?
l meant it, Teresa.
lt was really loaded.
That's how much he needed me.
l'm sorry, Carl.
But how could l leave a man who would do that for his woman?
So what was l?
l'm sorry, love.
lt's better we finish now.
Cos he needs me and l have to go back.
Always.
l'll never forget you but we're locked together, me and him.
lt's for life.
Sorry.
You used me to get your fuckin' kicks?
When you get married, you'll understand.
Fuck that.
Youse two deserve each other.
No wonder your daughter's a fucked up nut job.
(Lillian) 'Hilda Ogden never cried when Stan died.
'Not until she got home, found a pair of his glasses 'on the sideboard.
Set her right off.
'l understood that when l got widowed.
'All over the house, little ghosts waiting to jump out.
'They remind you of the things you're not going to share.
' Did he just try and shoot you?
No.
Showing off to his wife, apparently.
So what's happened to you two?
You split up already?
Why?
You don't wanna know.
'When you're with someone, 'there's a future, a present, something to look forward to.
'Then they've gone and there's nothing in front.
'lt's all back.
'Memories, regrets...and it never stops.
' We had the same dad.
We're brothers.
Half brothers.
Are we half brothers?
Don't worry, you're safe.
Dickl You muppetl Oi, look outl
And kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs.
Wickedl Piss offl What sounds on Earth could ever replace kids needing money or wives in your face?
Cos this, people reckon - me included - is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented...
To calm us all down and stop us going mental.
These are Chatsworth Estate's basic essentials.
We are worth every penny for grinding your axes...
You sit on our head, but...you pay the taxes.
CHEERlNG lmagine Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers who'd come on your face for the price of a beer, eh?
Ehl Make poverty history.
Cheaper drugs nowl Make poverty historyl Cheaper drugs nowl CHUCKLES Scatterl Partyl (Lillian) 'My Brendan were a strapping lad as a youngster.
'Arms like hams.
Shapely in the leg.
'Had a look of a young John Nettles without the hair.
'Bergerac period, not Midsomer - no, ta.
'Gone to seed by then.
'Dream fella, Brendan.
Knew he were t'one for me.
'Took months to wear him down.
'So handsome.
All t'girls wanted him.
' (Norma) Fuck off, Worzell Do you have to do that every night?
lt's Lillianl Lillian?
lt's really latel l've been clubbing, but l think there's a burst gas main.
Smell it?
(Lillian) 'l was so certain we were meant to be together.
'He got bored arguing and gave in.
'And we were largely happy - apart from the affairs and the drinking.
' SlRENS WAlL What the fuck?l 'There's only room for one great love in my life.
' Clear the areal Wake everyonel '..but there's plenty of time for a few small ones.
'l bloody hope so, anyway.
' Fire brigadel 'l really miss me cock.
' KNOCK ON DOOR Fire brigadel Fire brigadel Fire brigadel Clot on the sofa's trying to light a fag, bossl Fire brigadel Stand awayl Hang on...
hang on...
Ohl Coming throughl Fucking helll l think we've found our burst main.
Ribbonsl Bloodl MY bloodl Are you all right, Dad?
Get a bucketl l don't want to cause a mess while l'm bleeding to fucking deathl Ooooh, chin up, lovel Baby doesn't like blood.
Oh, fucking hell, it's Bo Selecta - l'm having a bad dreaml Should have let you suffocatel Aaaghl < John - upstairs - open some windows.
< Yes, Boss.
What's with the torsos?
Doing a hen night.
Do you know how much we're paid?
'Kin helll He's bleating - l'm the one looking at the stairway to heaven herel < We'll drop him at the hospital.
Oh, what - all the ambulances mobile DJs, are they, this evening?
Come on.
Anyone going with him?
Are you mad?
They know him down at casualty better than we dol Oh cheers, progenyl Beloved spawn...
So-called...loved onel Right, l'm off to my pit.
Mum's got Katie to give me a full night for a change.
l won't be able to kip, now.
All those firemenl Yeahl Cliche, but l'd do 'eml l'll have one of them.
HORN BLARES ENGlNE SOUNDS Pissed off without me, again.
Does that happen a lot?
Arseholesl < Brew?
Have you got anything stronger?
With my dad in the house?
No chancel Thought you'd be all ''Don't drink on duty, Ma'am - babies to save''.
l'm not on duty.
We were passing, thought we'd check it out, save the boys a trip.
You the couple of the house?
Not even close.
l'm single.
What, brother and sister?
l don't know why l even bother asking questions about families.
They're all so...
Fucked.
Yeah.
HORN BLARES Ahl They care, after alll You should have a smoke alarm, with that old piss-pot living here.
No offence.
None taken.
< Want to come back and fit one for us?
Yeah - come and do that.
Why not?
Tomorrow?
OK.
Sean.
Mandy.
lan.
All right?
Jesus, l'm so obviousl Just a bitl Fit or what?
He won't go for you, Mand.
There's a vote of confidencel No, he bats for us.
Piss offl Him?
No way.
Tenner says l give him one before you do.
You think everyone's gay.
Can't you be different on your own?
Money, and mouthl Bollocksl Tenner.
You'd better not winl l'm gagging for it.
One here, one upstairs.
All lethal, flammable boozehounds coveredl l've got cake.
Ta.
Er...
l've got a shift.
Listen...
Fancy a drink?
Shitl Bastardl He's at work.
The Jockey.
Number of kids you've had, you could pop 'em without touching the sides.
l mean, why bother?
Because this little baba is going to be done proper, and l want his daddy therel He'll only nick all the drugs or start a ruck or summatl l could be your birthing partner.
Ask mel No.
Frank is doing it, and he's coming to antenatal to learn how to do it right.
Oh, my Godl Stacy-Ann?
THE Stacy-Ann?
She's a cabbagel You can do well betterl She's all right when you get to know her.
l DO know herl Suet dumpling.
Aidy Simpson said l should give her a go.
That dick?
> Trust me, man, she's well worth it.
Best everl Everl Hidden depths.
He gets anyone he wants and she's his best ever.
As long as she doesn't get smitten.
Smitten?
When she says ''smitten'', you gotta bail.
Got me?
Smitten - bail.
That is a pathetic reason to go out with someone.
''My mate told me tol'' Why do you care?
(Frank) Trapped in a circle on the...
That's Dadl What are you doing here?
Oh - abandoned, tossed out - NHS rubbishl No sharps, medical waste...
Bevan'd be turning in his gravel Fucking bollocksl Same old, same old - trapping in a fucking circlel Mum's looking for you.
A circle of shite.
Tits first.
LAUGHTER Mum and Dadl What's this?
Shagging our lass?
ln me own gaff?
l bet he's got the working equipmentl Unlike somel Piss offl Last time l saw to you, you couldn't walk for a weekl That were a shockl All right, mate?
lt's Carl, isn't it?
Don't mind me and the missus, mate.
lf she could give a decent hum job, she'd be a diamond.
Stay for a bit of tea, Carl?
You don't have to.
Shut up, youl We like to get to know your friends.
What do you say, Carly?
Pork chops and minty tats?
Ta.
You can call me Teresa, love.
The pig's Dave.
Look at the arse on that, eh?
Not bad for an old bird.
Bag of pear drops and a penny chew, please, Mister.
l need a piss.
Beer pourer - barman.
Toucher of old men's cocks - rent boy.
Do you see the difference?
Seems to know a lot about it.
While we're on old people, shouldn't we ban that?
That's her new fellal Jeff works in finance.
Hiya, Fireman Saml Didn't recognise you with your kecks onl Well, same problem for me, gas victiml So...coincidence?
No, l've just been fitting your smoke alarm and Mandy said, erm...
l had a bet on with her.
Let me guess...
Buy us a pint with your winningsl l get off in ten minutes.
Yeah?
l've got a room.
You a bit of a slag, lan?
Too rightl You a bit of a prude, Sean?
Only to slags.
So...
what?
Six months courting, meet the parents, find out my intentions?
Summat like thatl Get us a pint.
Driving us, then?
Where to?
Trampolining.
l said.
Oh...
Right.
Do you want dropping anywhere, Carl?
Yeah, ta.
There's a spare chop here.
No need to hurry away.
Well, you can't have itl Not with that great hanging gutl Right, see you later then.
Do you know...?
l believe l've miscounted.
There isn't another chop.
l'll see if l can catch them up...
Have you had your portion, Carly?
l'm not sure l have.
Perhaps l should suck on your bone.
lf you want.
End of my shift.
l don't shag strangers.
Why don't you try something new?
All right.
Why not?
PAGER BEEPS Shitl What?
Emergency pager.
BEEPlNG CONTlNUES lt'll just be a kid with his head stuck in some railings.
Who-who-whoahl Easy, tigerl Ooohl Ooohl Oh, yesl Ooohl Oh, yesl Ohl Oh, yesl Listen, all you have to do is be there and bring me some flowers or somethingl l know my limitations.
All l am saying is just be there and hold my hand and say ''Welcome to the world, little babyl'' l didn't want to say, and l know you don't like me mentioning this, but...
..it's them little twins.
l was there at the birth and it was like the fucking Battle of the Somme.
l couldn't go through that again.
Right.
So you did it for her, but you won't do it for mel Look, it's not...
Ahl lt's not just the...
horror.
lt's the memories.
lt's all l've got left of Gordon and Delia.
You can give me that, can't you?
lt tears my heart out every time l think of them.
You, more than anyone, you know what it's like not to be with your kiddies.
Nigel and Delia.
lt's Nigel and Delia, not Gordonl Piss offl How many of you are there?
l'm bound to get the odd name wrong, aren't l?
What am l, a census?l You are comingl Look, l just...
Fuckin' little...
thingy in the nest, you arel Fuck youl lf l'd fathered you, l'd tear me own balls offl lf you'd fathered me, l'd helpl You should have got a chair years ago.
Suits you never having to get off your arse.
Abused, slashed...
Why do l come in here?
Because we serve beer and we haven't barred you this week.
You've been getting some, haven't you?
Why d'you say that?
l can tell.
You're all smug-looking and shit.
Cheers, Mickey.
Glad you're so pleased for us.
lt's true, then?
Maybe.
Oh, sorry, mate.
Out my fuckin' space, manl Touching mel What are you, some kind of fuckin' queer boy?
Shanel l'm sorry l accidentally touched you.
lt's all right.
Don't do that.
What you gonna fucking do about...?
Christl Ehl That's our kidl lt's all rightl lt's all rightl l know himl l know himl There's no need, yeah?
There's no need, eh?
lt's only Shane.
You know what he's likel Come on.
He well deserved thatl He's a prick and a halfl l was a prick, too.
lt was hotl l wasn't expecting you to...
Look, we've done it your way - let's try mine.
How about l take you away from all this?
What?
Take me where?
Well, there's only one way to find out, isn't there?
Are you coming?
ls that where you chuck a ribbon in the air and dance about on a mat?
Or a ball.
What?
Chuck a ball in the air, too.
When?
Rhythmic gymnastics.
You were askingl Oh, yeah.
Great.
Ahl The lovebirdsl Cooing and billing - nicel You off for physical jerks, madam?
The exercise she does and she still thinks she's got a hymenl Muml Getting me kit.
What a waste, when she's got this onel D'you remember when you were a bit of a specimen, Dave?
This morning, weren't it?
You wish.
Drop you anywhere, Carl?
l'm fine, thanks.
Dad.
Don't know anything, does he?
Course he doesn't.
He wouldn't care anyway.
You sure?
Of course l am.
Trousers offl No...
Arghl No, it's not for me, that onel Yesl This is Jeff - works in finance.
That right?
Don't expect to get anyone at my age, never mind someone wi' a proper jobl So how did you meet?
Slow dating.
What's that?
Speed dating for pensioners.
Do you watch Corrie?
Do you watch Corrie?
Do you watch Corrie?
l sometimes watch Emmerdalel Fuck it - that'll have to dol We've been inseparable ever since.
So what exactly do you do in finance, Jeff?
Security.
Very responsiblel Pushbike squadl Mountain bike patroll lt's not a demotion - they're better for getting round the estates.
How can we help?
Frank been in?
lt's a day of the week, isn't it?
We're gunning for him.
He knows why, tool So where are your bikes?
Outside.
Outside here?
Police are looking for youl What?
Oh...
This is what happens when you live life on the marginsl Society releases its pitbulls.
Been robbing charity boxes again, have we?
Fuck offl Where've you been?
Bridlington.
Gay capital of Yorkshirel Yeah?
Got taken away.
Hotel and everythingl What's with the bag?
Gonna be at The Jockey for a bit.
What?
You know gays are, like, famous for casual sex and that?
Go on, surprise mel ls that all there is?
l mean, you go out with someone and it's all right, but...
you want to shag their friend and you like them, but...
l mean, is it all right to have sex with someone that you don't even like if it's really good sex?
And they can cookl Or does that not matter?
Listen, are you shagging our mum?
How d'you guess?
Hey, we're ticking a list - sex, travel, food...
Peanut butter's rankl Cheers.
What's next?
Meeting mates?
Meeting family?
No chancel l wouldn't inflict mine on anyonel Honestlyl That's stiff for someone who stayed in a hotel with someone.
God, you really are young and naive, aren't you?
You think that was a hotel?
Barely even made it to guesthouse.
Why'd you take me there?
Am l a cheap date?
No, it's gay friendly.
How?
The woman serving there had a tache.
Oh...
Peanut butterl Fuckin' helll Nastyl Gallagherl Come herel Frankl Frankl Can you stop?
Frankl Come herel Gallagherl You should be ashamed of yourselfl Oh, spare me the fuckin' lecturel Hospital property, Francisl You're lucky it was us that saw the CCTVl Anyone else, you'd be on a charge.
They're not superficial, you knowl They hurtl So...
You stole a wheelchair to try and get out of going to antenatal classes?
Yesl Tosserl l don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too...
You remember Sean, don't you?
The Shane nutterl Yeah, we've met.
l'm really sorry about that.
Well, Sean's probably gonna be around for a bit, if he plays his cards right.
Howdy doody(l) Yeah.
You off out?
Yeah.
Hey, you couldn't give us a hand, could ya?
Yeah.
Can't we even have a family drink without you going off on one?
lt's not my fault you can't get it up any more.
l didn't hear you complaining this morningl Yeah?
What d'you want?
l can't talk now.
l'll be there.
Look, l've got to go.
What's up?
Nothing.
Just...
a crisis at work.
l'll see ya.
l'm sorry.
What's all that about?
Dunno.
You don't think it was ''if he plays his cards right'', do you?
l'm such a dickl Teresa, we can'tl Scared of showing your cock, Carl?
Er, nol Bit of a bad...pint.
You were drinking Cokel l'm having a shit, Davel Jeez, Teresa - it's too close for mel l can't help meself, love.
l'm smittenl Smitten?
Baill You've really touched me.
And l don't just mean the sex.
l hate hurting Dave.
l hate it.
But what can l do?
D'you feel the same way, Carl?
Say you dol Yeah.
Course l dol This is big time now.
But if you want to stop, you say the word.
Can l rely on you?
Yeah, course you can.
ZlP OPENS lanl Hey, wait upl Weren't sure l'd see you again.
Why?
Your excuse.
Your work crisis.
There wasn't one, was there?
Hey, hey, it was a crisis.
Just not work.
lt was my brother.
lt was just too boring to tell you the truth.
l thought l messed up coming across all Mr Cocky Bollocks in front of Jamie and Karen.
Course you didn't.
lf you say something that pisses me off, l'll tell you.
l promise.
You do the same for me.
Where you off?
l was going home.
Do you fancy a visitor?
Everyone's in.
And?
You really want to meet the fuckers?
Yeahl Right, come on.
Right, thenl Hiya, love.
Give us a kiss.
l can't, we're on a wages run.
You can stop long enough to give your girlfriend a kiss.
Oh, two seconds, Bradley.
Come herel What?l Did you do this?
No, l didn'tl You're an inside woman.
lt's a set upl l didn't, Trev.
Don't hate mel l was going to the chemist.
Condom run for the girls.
Don't tell us thatl lt's the truthl Let's not complicate the armed robbery with living off immoral earnings.
You'll get 15 years.
ln prison?l No-one thinks Lillian was involved.
Judasl Judasl Does that mean we're finished?
Judasl l think he really meant it.
l've been dumped.
So, you don't care that l'm scared?
And what about me?
There's no point in us both cracking it, is there?
Come on, we're fucking useless.
We both know it.
l know.
l'll do you a swap.
You come to the birth, and l will get the doctor to put in an extra stitch downstairs.
Honeymoon fresh.
Make it two, and you got yourself a deal.
Tinker.
MOBlLE PHONE RlNGS < Monica Gallagher.
Oil Just realised what you look like with those bandages on.
Oh, surprise and delight me with your acute observationl The Mummyl LAUGHTER Everyone's a comedianl Gary Bennett's died.
What, the impressionist?
No, lan's real dad.
Oh.
Good.
This is Sean.
Hello.
All right?
lt's official then?
You two an item?
Yeah, laugh once, then get over it.
Bastards.
Sean, l've got some photos of lan from when he was a baby, do you wanna see?
lf you said you were bringing a new friend round, l would have hooveredl Yeah, all rightl KNOCK AT DOOR Do you wanna sit down, Sean?
Ta.
Are you Liam?
l hear you've got a healthy interest in fire.
l've grown out of that.
Oh.
All right.
You won't want a ride in the engine, then?
No, l want that.
l really want thatl For you, Carl.
Who is it?
Quick, mind.
l've left him, Carll l've finally left himl For real, this time.
And l've told him everything - everythingl l'm free, Carl.
l'm freel This is the real Teresa.
l just bombed out the house.
What did Dave say?
Terrible things.
Oh, some threats.
He's a horrible, cruel man.
> l blame Strangeways.
Brutalised him.
Why was he there?
GBH with menaces.
Six years.
Very harsh.
Fella's still got his other eye.
Just hold me, Carl.
Just hold mel When l say just hold me, l didn't mean just hold mel Do me, Carll What?
What is it?
l can't.
Not here.
Don't be scared.
You've seen the belly on him.
You can outrun that porker until Christmas.
l'll get us a shag pad.
Yeah.
Then we can be together.
What?
You're not gonna let me down.
Are you?
Just gonna get a cup of...
Jesusl ln case you wondered, you're dumped.
Sorry.
My dad's gonna tear your dick off and shove it in your mouth.
Thought you liked me.
Taking advantage of me like that.
Scuml That's what you gotta do.
What?
Dump the geriatric weirdo.
lt's not that easy.
Yeah, it is.
Just tell her she's a dirty old perv.
Chuck her.
How?
Tell her now.
ls it always like this?
Pretty much.
l'll kill myselfl l'll throw myself under a bin lorryl l'm not gonna lose ya, l won'tl No, no, stop itl l wasn't gonna chuck ya, l wasn't.
Honest.
l was gonna suggest someone who might have a flat for us.
Sweet, sweet boy.
l'll stay at me sister's for now.
Walk me there.
See ya later.
See ya later.
Could you stop smiling?
You're making me puke.
You must have a fit straight friend l could do.
l'm too busy shagging to meet friends.
Shame.
l remember that.
lt's like a distant memory.
Think it's time l got back on the bike.
You look good together.
Piss off.
l mean itl Not as good as l'd look with him, butl Debbie, have you got anything black that would fit me?
Erm, no.
Why don't you try Norma?
Can hardly wear one of her T-shirts to a funeral.
Who's died?
Oh, sorry, love...it's your dad.
Dad?l Oh, not that dad, lan's dad.
Gary.
Shit.
You didn't know him, though, did you?
Uh...
l didn't actually know you knew who he was.
lt was a chat l've been meaning to have together.
l'm not going to get the chance to know him now.
Mmmm.
Do you go to the funeral of everyone you've slept with?
Debbie, that would be absurd.
No, l gave him a clock and l want it back.
lt were me gran's.
l always liked it.
Probably worth enough to put up with the names from his wife.
Do you want to come?
See this?l You want to take a wild guess?
l'll see to you, Carll You're as good as deadl As good as fucking deadl There's your dead dad.
Not much of a turnout, is it?
That's alcoholics for you.
Biggish family, mind.
Yeah.
Nothing compared to us, though.
Just four lads with that blonde bitch.
Panda eyes over there.
Those four?
Yeah.
Well, you'd have to be related to touch her.
What is it?
Can't stay.
What about me clock?
Nowl Oh, lanl What a fuckin' mess.
Too right.
What's up with you?
KNOCKlNG lt's herl Don't answerl KNOCKlNG Don't answerl < lan?
< lan, it's Sean.
(lan) Don't answerl > First row?
< Sean, come onl KNOCKlNG Should l get that one?
Nol Carl?
Carl?
lt's me.
> l've got to speak to you, love.
l've got tol > < lan, l need to talk to you.
l'll see you later, love.
> < Fuck's sakel l'm guessing you haven't slept with your boyfriend's dad...
Much worse than that, mate.
You've been a twat and now you're paying for it.
Lesson learnt.
Not many free fucks about, are there?
Up yoursl Don'tl He's gone.
lt'll work itself out.
Bound to be a tiff when you're starting out.
A tiff?
That's what you fuckin' think, is it?
Do you not think l'm a real fuckin' person?
Don't think it matters cos it's two blokes?
Cos it's...
l'm sorry, l'm sorry.
Sorry?
DOOR SLAMS All right?
Yeah.
Heard about your old fella.
Yeah, well you're better off with me, son, cos from what l hear he was an hopeless piss-pot.
Yeah, and you're quite good at it.
That l am, son.
That l am.
What's going on?
Kids get to a certain age, you'd rather not know what they're up to.
l'll say.
About two weeks old for me.
Your dad...
lt was your dad who died - Gary?
How did you know?
Why didn't you stay?
What?
Old mate of my mum's.
l were keeping her company.
l didn't know it were your...
l saw you.
l thought you'd think l was some stalker weirdo.
lt was really nice to see you.
lt meant a lot.
Why didn't you tell me your dad had died?
He's...
Well, he'd...been ill for a while.
l got the call here - you know, the crisis?
lt wasn't my brother, it was him.
l don't know, it just seemed a turn-off.
We'd only just met and...
it was all going...
l didn't even like him.
He was a joke.
A drunk.
Cruel, absent loser.
l don't know.
But your dad's your dad.
Hey...
Hey, l'm the one who should be upset.
You're looking after me.
Yeah.
Come here.
All right, speak to the bloke.
Tell him to take her back.
Very sorry, big mistake, won't happen again.
All that bollocks.
He's gonna cut my balls off.
Well meet him somewhere public.
The Jockey.
What's he gonna do in there?
Shitl He's not here.
He works at Help the Aged.
You should try him there.
Very funny.
Some day you will know our love is real.
l will find him.
Where's the fire?
Thanks.
Me dad and that.
lt's important having someone...
l haven't done anything.
Having someone there for me.
You're not just great sex, lan.
l love you.
l don't love you.
That's all right.
l'm emotional.
Blabbermouth.
l don't wanna carry on seeing you.
What?
What, you're chucking me?
My dad's just died.
l don't believe you.
You're not that fuckin' cruel.
We're getting on.
We're solid.
l know we are.
What is it?
There's something else?
No...
Yes, there is.
What is it, lan?
Tell me.
Look, we agreed...
lf l've pissed you off...
My mum...
Monica Gallagher.
She wasn't an old mate of your dad's.
She got pregnant by him.
We're brothers.
Fuck off.
What about the waster, Frank?
He's my dad.
But my real dad was Gary.
Look, l know that this hasn't worked out and l'm sorry.
Really.
l didn't mean to...
< Take the piss out of me?
My family, my whole fuckin' existence.
No, l didn't.
l just think we need to be straight with each other.
l love that woman.
l love the very bones of her.
l can't...
Life...
Life's unimaginable without her.
l can't see it.
l just can't.
l don't want her.
l want you to take her back.
She's yours.
Just have her.
So you'll chuck her then, just like that?
Like she was a piece of fuckin' rubbish.
l can't get my head around it.
We're brothers.
l think l don't wanna stop seeing you.
We're related.
Yeah, but does it matter?
Does it have to be incest?
That stuffs for straights, to stop them having daft kids.
We're not breeders.
l think...
l think we know it does.
l feel completely different.
You do too.
Nobody knows.
We could carry on.
We just had sex, for God's sake.
lt still works.
No, it doesn't.
We know.
lt's over.
Do you want a drink or something?
We didn't want it to turn out like this.
So what's it going to be this time then?
Both eyes?
Or do l get you back?
lt's too late.
No, it's not.
lt's not too late.
This?
Give me one good reason why l shouldn't.
l'm 16.
l'm just randy.
Take me back or you're gonna see brains.
Dave, don't.
< (Dave, put the gun down).
Bastardl Oh, for Christ's sake, don'tl Leave it, Shanel Let's have youl Davel What the fuck was that?
You just fuckin' shot us?
Davel lt was loadedl Why did you load it?
l meant it, Teresa.
lt was really loaded.
That's how much he needed me.
l'm sorry, Carl.
But how could l leave a man who would do that for his woman?
So what was l?
l'm sorry, love.
lt's better we finish now.
Cos he needs me and l have to go back.
Always.
l'll never forget you but we're locked together, me and him.
lt's for life.
Sorry.
You used me to get your fuckin' kicks?
When you get married, you'll understand.
Fuck that.
Youse two deserve each other.
No wonder your daughter's a fucked up nut job.
(Lillian) 'Hilda Ogden never cried when Stan died.
'Not until she got home, found a pair of his glasses 'on the sideboard.
Set her right off.
'l understood that when l got widowed.
'All over the house, little ghosts waiting to jump out.
'They remind you of the things you're not going to share.
' Did he just try and shoot you?
No.
Showing off to his wife, apparently.
So what's happened to you two?
You split up already?
Why?
You don't wanna know.
'When you're with someone, 'there's a future, a present, something to look forward to.
'Then they've gone and there's nothing in front.
'lt's all back.
'Memories, regrets...and it never stops.
' We had the same dad.
We're brothers.
Half brothers.
Are we half brothers?
Don't worry, you're safe.
Dickl You muppetl Oi, look outl