TV-Serie: Will & Grace - 5x6
Come on, Grace, hurry up I got an early meeting I knew when we installed that pulsating shower head it was gonna slow down our mornings Grace!
Who you talking to?
I'm talking to you Now hurry up and get out of the bathroom Wait That is one smooth-talking shower head Will, it's happening again I'm having that dream where she's everywhere It's more interesting than that one about the hot dog breaking up with the doughnut What are you doing here?
What, can't a friend stop by a friend's place for a quick shower?
Why don't you shower at Marlo and Phil's?
I thought that's where you've been staying since you left Stan Oh, I am It's been super cool Yeah, it's all braiding each other's hair, pillow fights comparing breast size Then Marlo comes home and the fun stops Oh, look at the time I gotta fly -Karen?
-Hmm?
-Your hair -Oh.
Right, I forgot.
Thank you How does it??
Money That is so creepy People just appearing out of nowhere I know, using your apartment like it's their own It's rude is what it is What happened to manners?
What happened to respect?
What happened to tennis socks with the pom-poms on the back?
There ain't nothing wrong with those Oh, Jack.
Cute as a button Not quite as smart You know what's going on with Karen, don't you?
Reason why she has to shower here?
The big secret?
No, I don't Tell me No/Tell me No/Tell me No!
Fine, don't tell me Now I wanna tell you No/Yeah, come on No/ Come on No/ Come on Fine Stan froze all her assets she has no money she's too proud to ask for help so she's living in her limo Oh...
my God She's living in her limo?
You heard that too?
Who told you?
So don't lecture me on ethics, Eugene I don't care if there is no precedent If we don't put ourselves on the line for this guy, he's gonna fry and I will not have that on my conscience!
And then Lara Flynn Boyle comes in and totally shuts him down I love "The Practice."
It's so good Anyway, back to business Show of hands All those in favor of going to Beefsteak Charlie's for Sarah's birthday?
T.G.I.
Friday's?
I'm sorry the Charlies have it Okay.
Who hasn't signed the card?
Uh, Will, listen I won't be able to go to the party I'm going to the opera tonight Love the opera Yeah Dressed up, hanging out with fabulous people Drinking champagne If it weren't for the damn music it'd be a perfect evening Good tickets?
Oh, the company box What?
That is so unfair I've asked to use the company box like a hundred times I never get to That is unfair You should have these Too bad you don't Hey.
Hi, Will You won't believe who just got off the elevator Mr.
Stein is back and he's coming this way I love you, Will I mean...
bye, Will Mr.
Stein?
Doucette's old partner?
I thought he left the business No, no, he's been running the London office I never even met him Okay, look who wrote "Sarah rocks" in bubble letters?
You took up way too much space -Oh!
Mr.
Stein -Mr.
Stein -Welcome back -It's very exciting to have you here Enough!
Sit As you may know, my partner Ben Doucette, has retired And it's fallen on me to turn this company around You may think that just because I've been in London all this time that I've failed to notice this office's deficiencies Well...
I have NOT!
You throw money away on new clients who never materialize Your billing system is rotten And the softball team has lost two years running to Spragg Askins and Rovello And Rovello throws like a girl Rovello is a girl, sir Is that any excuse?!
You're right You're right, sir What is this?
Oh, that's a birthday card for Sarah You can sign it if you want to, sir Right under the wheelbarrow of wishes You see, this is the kind of problem I'm talking about I know, I told them not to use bubble letters.
I-- This is a law firm And you are lawyers Not schoolgirls writing in a yearbook Unless I'm mistaken Are there any schoolgirls here?
There it is There's Karen's limo I don't think so No.
No, it is.
See the red green and yellow mark on the bumper where she hit that clown?
The one outside Radio Shack?
I don't know about that clown The one I'm talking about was outside the McDonald's in Times Square That's a good McDonald's Don't I know it So what's the plan?
Well, since she's too proud to ask for our help I say we get in there and we refuse to leave until she agrees to come stay with us Hey, are you wearing smarty-pants?
'Cause that's a pretty good plan Well, maybe not smarty-pants but perhaps a witty thong Let's move in Okay Oh, my god It's worse than I thought Yuh.
Karen's a bottom So, from now on this is protocol You may not like it you may not be used to it but this is the way it's going to be Sorry, Mr.
Truman Does my pounding disturb you?
No, sir, it just caught me by surprise Oh, okay.
Well, I'll try to be more considerate in the future!
Okay, folks That wasn't easy for any of us but I think we're gonna benefit from this new work ethic Uh, first things first Did anybody see where my troll went?
Hello?
-Occupied!
-Oh, sorry!
Mr.
Stein, what's wrong?
Nothing Can't a senior partner crouch on top of a toilet if he wants to?
Of course Crouching's fine It was the whimpering that threw me -I'll just leave you -No, wait!
Wait I can't take it oh, all the people staring at me Listening to my every word Why do they all stare?
Because you were talking to them?
You're doing it, too They all know, don't they?
Where I've been all these years The London office?
There is no London office You wanna know where I really was?
I'll give you a hint That's right.
The loony bin The nut hatch Nana's change purse No wonder "London" is in quotes on the company letterhead You know, just between you and me I wasn't ready to come back now I know that But when Doucette left I had to, to save the company I mean, it's Doucette and Stein If there's no Doucette, no Stein what's the company gonna be called? "
And"?
I like you You're like a young me Do you know where my red wagon is?
Uh, I'll have to check with mom Will you help me?
Please?
This pressure's too much I can't handle it alone Look at me I'm nuts Hey, I don't know what I can do Well, when I'm down...
and troubled...
and I need a helping hand...
and nothing, whoa nothing is going right close your eyes and think of me and soon I will be there Mr.
Stein To brighten up even Mr.
Stein, Mr.
Stein I'm sorry.
That's what they were playing when I had my last treatment I can't get it out of my head I'll do whatever I can Oh, good.
Great Thank you Okay Thanks Oh!
Um, I have a lunch meeting with new clients at Le Cirque.
You go Use my expense account (�� ��ũ��: ���� �ȷ��� ȣ���� �ְ��� ������ �Ĵ�) Le Cirque Well, okay, I'll have to cancel my table at Blimpie's, but...
And I have a court appearance at 9:00 and a deposition at 3:00 Consider them covered Thank you You're helping me If there's anything that I can do for you Oh, please.
It's my job I'm happy to help But...
If you held a gun to my head Who told you about that?
No, I'd like to use the company box at the opera sometime Sure Tonight I can't Gary's using it No, he's not It's yours Really?
Thank you hat's so unfair Poor Gary For the last time I'm fine!
It's a temporary cash flow problem Now get out of my limo, bozo And take your little circus poodle with you Karen, we're not going anywhere unless you come with us Listen, I do not need your help, all right?
I may be alone, broke living in a car and spooning a domestic but Karen Walker has her dignity Got it?
Here Throw away my urine It's bad enough I have to do this at the mans.
Ugh Karen?
Come on Stay with me No!
Kar, you may think I only love you for your money but you know what else is true I care about you And that's why I pledge that we will stay here as long as it takes Very funny putting a quarter on the bottom Mr.
Stein?
I-- Mr.
Stein?
Mr.
Stein, it's me, Will Oh, Will.
How nice to see you How you doing?
Pretty good.
Pretty good You?
Wonderful I wanted to th-- Mr.
Stein?
Mr.
Stei--?
Do you think it would-- it would be okay....
if you and I were-- If you and I were in the-- the same room together?
I don't see why not Shall I wait here, then?
Yeah.
Yeah you wait right there I just w....
Mr.
Stein!
I just-- I wanted to thank you for letting me use the company box last night The seats were so comfortable My ass couldn't stop talking about it the whole way home I'm glad you enjoyed it It's the least I could do for all your help Oh, Mr.
Stein We need your signature on these before we can send them out good Fantastic, sir Next time, we'll try signing your name You saved me again How can I thank you?
Let me do something for you No, it's not necessary How do you like that corner office?
The one with the French doors and the private bath?
It's unbelievable but that's Sarah's office She's had that for 30 years Mmm.
God bless her She deserves it What a treasure that woman is Oh, there she is now Oh, Sarah.
Sarah, dear You're fired!
Now clear out your office, darling Enjoy!
Last chance, Karen You gonna spend the night here...
Or we gonna go back to my nice soft, comfortable bed?
Good Lord.
You will do anything to get into my pants All right, then Let's go to sleep All right Night/ Night Night/Noches Jack?
That had better be your penis I can't do this I sleep on my left.
Turn Oh, pl-- Grace!
Night/ Night Night/Noches Grace?
That had better be your penis It's a thermos but thank you Rosario!
She keeps poking me with her -Oh, don't be saying that-- -Don't kick me -God, what is that smell?!
-What do you want me to do?!
Stop it!
This is crazy The only reason to spend a night in a limo is if the drummer in your prom band dropped a Quaalude in your Fresca Look, we get it.
Okay?
We get it Going through a hard time right now You just left your husband But we're your friends and we love you And if we can't help each other out in the hard times then what are we doing?
Ditto You know...
Jack what you say is right But no I'm staying here!
-Why?!
-Why?
Good Lord, Jack If I gave in to every persuasive argument I'd be in some crazy three-way marriage with Maury Povich and Connie Chung!
Fine.
Come on, Jack We're outta here I mean, if Karen's not gonna take my help, then I'm done Let her live in her limo A lotta people a lot worse off than that In Russia, entire families live in their limousines Good God, Grace I beg you to pick up a newspaper I can't believe you're taking Sarah's office She's like the office grandmother You're taking Bubby's office Hey, as long as there's been offices there's been office politics In fact, that's why they built offices So office politics would have a place to play out Everybody gets it Nobody takes it personally Will?
-Oh, hey, Gary.
Look lemme show you that birthday card I got for Kelly On the outside is a word balloon that says "Happy birthday from the bunch of us."
And on the inside bananas are talking Clever But we don't need your card, Will We bought our own Oh, you did?
Okay, I'll sign it No, we don't want your signature In fact, here's your $4.50 back The Gap gift certificate?
It's just from us $4.50 each?
Wow, that's like 18 bucks Happy birthday, Kelly Knock yourself out at the irregular T-shirt table What's going on?
You guys mad at me?
What do you think, Will?
You got Sarah fired She was like a grandmother to me Well, now you can visit her twice a year like you do your real grandmother I got that office because I'm good at my job No, you got that office because you kissed Stein's ass That is not true Stein treats me the same way he treats anybody else in this firm Oh, Will, I'm clearing out that office next to yours so your assistant won't be so cramped But that's Gary's office Yes, Oh, Gary I need to speak to you later Enjoy your lunch Hey Hey, G.
Where you been?
Well, I thought I saw Karen's limo down the street so I thought I'd try one more time to talk some sense into her but when I opened the door I found Mariah Carey eating ramen in her nightie Apparently, living in your limo isn't as weird as we thought Well, I couldn't just sit here, either I've been to every gay bar in New York -Looking for Karen?
-What?
Will in the shower?
I don't know.
I just got here Oh.
Hi, honey Listen, you gotta talk to that shower head He got a little fresh I had to put him in his place Well...
my place Karen, what are you doing here?
Did they tow your house?
Or did someone decide to let her friends help her?
What?
Your face is pulled too tight I don't need any help Come on, Karen Stop pretending You're lonely, you're down and out and you need us So don't let your stupid pride get in the way of you asking for help that you obviously need Amen Okay.
You got me You're right again, Jack Sorry I was so stubborn I do wanna stay here In fact, there's nowhere I would rather be than here With my two best friends Lady...
Stan caved!
Our money came in Adios, suckers!
I'll be at the Palace Hotel!
Oh, you kids wanna come with?
I hear there's a gym with an Olympic-sized lifeguard -Honey?
-Hmm?
-Free porn -Grabbin' my coat There you go, sir just like you like it Now, just-- You can take it from here, right?
I don't have to make a little airplane and fly it into your mouth, do I?
No, Will.
I'm not a child Am I?
Mr.
Stein, I, uh I have something difficult to say Is it "Annie hit Frannie on the fanny with a flounder"?
Yes.
Yes, and thank you for saying it Now I don't have to One more thing...
It's not that I don't appreciate all you've done for me -but I just have the feeling that our...
-Oh, oh, oh You're dumping me I can't dump you, sir We're not a couple That's exactly what you'd say if you were dumping me Hey!
This fish is raw!
Mr.
Stein.
Calm down All I'm saying is it's clearly unhealthy for you to rely on me Please.
Please Is it the office?
You can have mine I'll fire me.
Stein, you're fired You can't do that-- I just did!
Get out!
But my wife and children-- I don't give a crap about your wife and children Mr.
Stein, stop Its not fair Fair has nothing to do w-- Hey, stop.
Stop it I hate when you guys fight Please I need you You don't need me You're a legend You're the man that saved the lead-based paint industry a $100-million lawsuit I used to be kinda tough "Kinda tough"?
You obliterated those third-graders on the witness stand Well, I pretty much let them hang themselves Don't you be so modest You're a killer You're a shark You're Stein.
Say it It No, say...
say "I'm Stein."
I'm Stein Louder. "
I'm Stein."
Louder. "
I'm Stein."
Like you mean it "I'm Stein!"
I'm Stein!
One more time!
I am Stein!
Now get outta here!
This is my building!
Why aren't you working?
What am I paying you You!
Get that edamame off your desk Man.
Very good, sir Very, very savage This people will think twice about ever going into a Japanese restaurant again You did it again Well You saved me Will, I wanna thank you from the heart of my bottom No.
Wait.
Strike that Reverse it All right.
Get the check What do you mean "Get the check?"
I paid last time You didn't pay last time What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
Listen to you guys What are you arguing about?
You just call out my name...
And you know wherever I am...
I'll come running Yeah, yeah, yeah, To see you-- Oh.
Sorry
Who you talking to?
I'm talking to you Now hurry up and get out of the bathroom Wait That is one smooth-talking shower head Will, it's happening again I'm having that dream where she's everywhere It's more interesting than that one about the hot dog breaking up with the doughnut What are you doing here?
What, can't a friend stop by a friend's place for a quick shower?
Why don't you shower at Marlo and Phil's?
I thought that's where you've been staying since you left Stan Oh, I am It's been super cool Yeah, it's all braiding each other's hair, pillow fights comparing breast size Then Marlo comes home and the fun stops Oh, look at the time I gotta fly -Karen?
-Hmm?
-Your hair -Oh.
Right, I forgot.
Thank you How does it??
Money That is so creepy People just appearing out of nowhere I know, using your apartment like it's their own It's rude is what it is What happened to manners?
What happened to respect?
What happened to tennis socks with the pom-poms on the back?
There ain't nothing wrong with those Oh, Jack.
Cute as a button Not quite as smart You know what's going on with Karen, don't you?
Reason why she has to shower here?
The big secret?
No, I don't Tell me No/Tell me No/Tell me No!
Fine, don't tell me Now I wanna tell you No/Yeah, come on No/ Come on No/ Come on Fine Stan froze all her assets she has no money she's too proud to ask for help so she's living in her limo Oh...
my God She's living in her limo?
You heard that too?
Who told you?
So don't lecture me on ethics, Eugene I don't care if there is no precedent If we don't put ourselves on the line for this guy, he's gonna fry and I will not have that on my conscience!
And then Lara Flynn Boyle comes in and totally shuts him down I love "The Practice."
It's so good Anyway, back to business Show of hands All those in favor of going to Beefsteak Charlie's for Sarah's birthday?
T.G.I.
Friday's?
I'm sorry the Charlies have it Okay.
Who hasn't signed the card?
Uh, Will, listen I won't be able to go to the party I'm going to the opera tonight Love the opera Yeah Dressed up, hanging out with fabulous people Drinking champagne If it weren't for the damn music it'd be a perfect evening Good tickets?
Oh, the company box What?
That is so unfair I've asked to use the company box like a hundred times I never get to That is unfair You should have these Too bad you don't Hey.
Hi, Will You won't believe who just got off the elevator Mr.
Stein is back and he's coming this way I love you, Will I mean...
bye, Will Mr.
Stein?
Doucette's old partner?
I thought he left the business No, no, he's been running the London office I never even met him Okay, look who wrote "Sarah rocks" in bubble letters?
You took up way too much space -Oh!
Mr.
Stein -Mr.
Stein -Welcome back -It's very exciting to have you here Enough!
Sit As you may know, my partner Ben Doucette, has retired And it's fallen on me to turn this company around You may think that just because I've been in London all this time that I've failed to notice this office's deficiencies Well...
I have NOT!
You throw money away on new clients who never materialize Your billing system is rotten And the softball team has lost two years running to Spragg Askins and Rovello And Rovello throws like a girl Rovello is a girl, sir Is that any excuse?!
You're right You're right, sir What is this?
Oh, that's a birthday card for Sarah You can sign it if you want to, sir Right under the wheelbarrow of wishes You see, this is the kind of problem I'm talking about I know, I told them not to use bubble letters.
I-- This is a law firm And you are lawyers Not schoolgirls writing in a yearbook Unless I'm mistaken Are there any schoolgirls here?
There it is There's Karen's limo I don't think so No.
No, it is.
See the red green and yellow mark on the bumper where she hit that clown?
The one outside Radio Shack?
I don't know about that clown The one I'm talking about was outside the McDonald's in Times Square That's a good McDonald's Don't I know it So what's the plan?
Well, since she's too proud to ask for our help I say we get in there and we refuse to leave until she agrees to come stay with us Hey, are you wearing smarty-pants?
'Cause that's a pretty good plan Well, maybe not smarty-pants but perhaps a witty thong Let's move in Okay Oh, my god It's worse than I thought Yuh.
Karen's a bottom So, from now on this is protocol You may not like it you may not be used to it but this is the way it's going to be Sorry, Mr.
Truman Does my pounding disturb you?
No, sir, it just caught me by surprise Oh, okay.
Well, I'll try to be more considerate in the future!
Okay, folks That wasn't easy for any of us but I think we're gonna benefit from this new work ethic Uh, first things first Did anybody see where my troll went?
Hello?
-Occupied!
-Oh, sorry!
Mr.
Stein, what's wrong?
Nothing Can't a senior partner crouch on top of a toilet if he wants to?
Of course Crouching's fine It was the whimpering that threw me -I'll just leave you -No, wait!
Wait I can't take it oh, all the people staring at me Listening to my every word Why do they all stare?
Because you were talking to them?
You're doing it, too They all know, don't they?
Where I've been all these years The London office?
There is no London office You wanna know where I really was?
I'll give you a hint That's right.
The loony bin The nut hatch Nana's change purse No wonder "London" is in quotes on the company letterhead You know, just between you and me I wasn't ready to come back now I know that But when Doucette left I had to, to save the company I mean, it's Doucette and Stein If there's no Doucette, no Stein what's the company gonna be called? "
And"?
I like you You're like a young me Do you know where my red wagon is?
Uh, I'll have to check with mom Will you help me?
Please?
This pressure's too much I can't handle it alone Look at me I'm nuts Hey, I don't know what I can do Well, when I'm down...
and troubled...
and I need a helping hand...
and nothing, whoa nothing is going right close your eyes and think of me and soon I will be there Mr.
Stein To brighten up even Mr.
Stein, Mr.
Stein I'm sorry.
That's what they were playing when I had my last treatment I can't get it out of my head I'll do whatever I can Oh, good.
Great Thank you Okay Thanks Oh!
Um, I have a lunch meeting with new clients at Le Cirque.
You go Use my expense account (�� ��ũ��: ���� �ȷ��� ȣ���� �ְ��� ������ �Ĵ�) Le Cirque Well, okay, I'll have to cancel my table at Blimpie's, but...
And I have a court appearance at 9:00 and a deposition at 3:00 Consider them covered Thank you You're helping me If there's anything that I can do for you Oh, please.
It's my job I'm happy to help But...
If you held a gun to my head Who told you about that?
No, I'd like to use the company box at the opera sometime Sure Tonight I can't Gary's using it No, he's not It's yours Really?
Thank you hat's so unfair Poor Gary For the last time I'm fine!
It's a temporary cash flow problem Now get out of my limo, bozo And take your little circus poodle with you Karen, we're not going anywhere unless you come with us Listen, I do not need your help, all right?
I may be alone, broke living in a car and spooning a domestic but Karen Walker has her dignity Got it?
Here Throw away my urine It's bad enough I have to do this at the mans.
Ugh Karen?
Come on Stay with me No!
Kar, you may think I only love you for your money but you know what else is true I care about you And that's why I pledge that we will stay here as long as it takes Very funny putting a quarter on the bottom Mr.
Stein?
I-- Mr.
Stein?
Mr.
Stein, it's me, Will Oh, Will.
How nice to see you How you doing?
Pretty good.
Pretty good You?
Wonderful I wanted to th-- Mr.
Stein?
Mr.
Stei--?
Do you think it would-- it would be okay....
if you and I were-- If you and I were in the-- the same room together?
I don't see why not Shall I wait here, then?
Yeah.
Yeah you wait right there I just w....
Mr.
Stein!
I just-- I wanted to thank you for letting me use the company box last night The seats were so comfortable My ass couldn't stop talking about it the whole way home I'm glad you enjoyed it It's the least I could do for all your help Oh, Mr.
Stein We need your signature on these before we can send them out good Fantastic, sir Next time, we'll try signing your name You saved me again How can I thank you?
Let me do something for you No, it's not necessary How do you like that corner office?
The one with the French doors and the private bath?
It's unbelievable but that's Sarah's office She's had that for 30 years Mmm.
God bless her She deserves it What a treasure that woman is Oh, there she is now Oh, Sarah.
Sarah, dear You're fired!
Now clear out your office, darling Enjoy!
Last chance, Karen You gonna spend the night here...
Or we gonna go back to my nice soft, comfortable bed?
Good Lord.
You will do anything to get into my pants All right, then Let's go to sleep All right Night/ Night Night/Noches Jack?
That had better be your penis I can't do this I sleep on my left.
Turn Oh, pl-- Grace!
Night/ Night Night/Noches Grace?
That had better be your penis It's a thermos but thank you Rosario!
She keeps poking me with her -Oh, don't be saying that-- -Don't kick me -God, what is that smell?!
-What do you want me to do?!
Stop it!
This is crazy The only reason to spend a night in a limo is if the drummer in your prom band dropped a Quaalude in your Fresca Look, we get it.
Okay?
We get it Going through a hard time right now You just left your husband But we're your friends and we love you And if we can't help each other out in the hard times then what are we doing?
Ditto You know...
Jack what you say is right But no I'm staying here!
-Why?!
-Why?
Good Lord, Jack If I gave in to every persuasive argument I'd be in some crazy three-way marriage with Maury Povich and Connie Chung!
Fine.
Come on, Jack We're outta here I mean, if Karen's not gonna take my help, then I'm done Let her live in her limo A lotta people a lot worse off than that In Russia, entire families live in their limousines Good God, Grace I beg you to pick up a newspaper I can't believe you're taking Sarah's office She's like the office grandmother You're taking Bubby's office Hey, as long as there's been offices there's been office politics In fact, that's why they built offices So office politics would have a place to play out Everybody gets it Nobody takes it personally Will?
-Oh, hey, Gary.
Look lemme show you that birthday card I got for Kelly On the outside is a word balloon that says "Happy birthday from the bunch of us."
And on the inside bananas are talking Clever But we don't need your card, Will We bought our own Oh, you did?
Okay, I'll sign it No, we don't want your signature In fact, here's your $4.50 back The Gap gift certificate?
It's just from us $4.50 each?
Wow, that's like 18 bucks Happy birthday, Kelly Knock yourself out at the irregular T-shirt table What's going on?
You guys mad at me?
What do you think, Will?
You got Sarah fired She was like a grandmother to me Well, now you can visit her twice a year like you do your real grandmother I got that office because I'm good at my job No, you got that office because you kissed Stein's ass That is not true Stein treats me the same way he treats anybody else in this firm Oh, Will, I'm clearing out that office next to yours so your assistant won't be so cramped But that's Gary's office Yes, Oh, Gary I need to speak to you later Enjoy your lunch Hey Hey, G.
Where you been?
Well, I thought I saw Karen's limo down the street so I thought I'd try one more time to talk some sense into her but when I opened the door I found Mariah Carey eating ramen in her nightie Apparently, living in your limo isn't as weird as we thought Well, I couldn't just sit here, either I've been to every gay bar in New York -Looking for Karen?
-What?
Will in the shower?
I don't know.
I just got here Oh.
Hi, honey Listen, you gotta talk to that shower head He got a little fresh I had to put him in his place Well...
my place Karen, what are you doing here?
Did they tow your house?
Or did someone decide to let her friends help her?
What?
Your face is pulled too tight I don't need any help Come on, Karen Stop pretending You're lonely, you're down and out and you need us So don't let your stupid pride get in the way of you asking for help that you obviously need Amen Okay.
You got me You're right again, Jack Sorry I was so stubborn I do wanna stay here In fact, there's nowhere I would rather be than here With my two best friends Lady...
Stan caved!
Our money came in Adios, suckers!
I'll be at the Palace Hotel!
Oh, you kids wanna come with?
I hear there's a gym with an Olympic-sized lifeguard -Honey?
-Hmm?
-Free porn -Grabbin' my coat There you go, sir just like you like it Now, just-- You can take it from here, right?
I don't have to make a little airplane and fly it into your mouth, do I?
No, Will.
I'm not a child Am I?
Mr.
Stein, I, uh I have something difficult to say Is it "Annie hit Frannie on the fanny with a flounder"?
Yes.
Yes, and thank you for saying it Now I don't have to One more thing...
It's not that I don't appreciate all you've done for me -but I just have the feeling that our...
-Oh, oh, oh You're dumping me I can't dump you, sir We're not a couple That's exactly what you'd say if you were dumping me Hey!
This fish is raw!
Mr.
Stein.
Calm down All I'm saying is it's clearly unhealthy for you to rely on me Please.
Please Is it the office?
You can have mine I'll fire me.
Stein, you're fired You can't do that-- I just did!
Get out!
But my wife and children-- I don't give a crap about your wife and children Mr.
Stein, stop Its not fair Fair has nothing to do w-- Hey, stop.
Stop it I hate when you guys fight Please I need you You don't need me You're a legend You're the man that saved the lead-based paint industry a $100-million lawsuit I used to be kinda tough "Kinda tough"?
You obliterated those third-graders on the witness stand Well, I pretty much let them hang themselves Don't you be so modest You're a killer You're a shark You're Stein.
Say it It No, say...
say "I'm Stein."
I'm Stein Louder. "
I'm Stein."
Louder. "
I'm Stein."
Like you mean it "I'm Stein!"
I'm Stein!
One more time!
I am Stein!
Now get outta here!
This is my building!
Why aren't you working?
What am I paying you You!
Get that edamame off your desk Man.
Very good, sir Very, very savage This people will think twice about ever going into a Japanese restaurant again You did it again Well You saved me Will, I wanna thank you from the heart of my bottom No.
Wait.
Strike that Reverse it All right.
Get the check What do you mean "Get the check?"
I paid last time You didn't pay last time What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
Listen to you guys What are you arguing about?
You just call out my name...
And you know wherever I am...
I'll come running Yeah, yeah, yeah, To see you-- Oh.
Sorry