TV-Serie: Will & Grace - 5x21
Everybody had enough?
Jack, Karen, seconds?
Grace, fourths?
I couldn't.
But you know what I wouldn't mind taking the rest of that for later You know you how you always get hungry an hour after veal parmigan?
So, K, how's it going with the divorce?
Do we know what we're getting yet?
Well, we'll find out next week after the hearing but I'm not worried All we have to do is show that Stan cheated on me which the filthy pig did no hard feelings may he rot in hell, I love him to pieces the fat turd.
And I get half of everything Can I have half of that?
Sure.
I may even get more than half Me too Because...
I've got the best lawyer in town in my corner one Miss Wilma Truman Drop trou' and take a bow, honey Uh, Karen, I can't represent you Stan is my firm's biggest client We handle every aspect of his business from the factories in Jakarta to the Hungry Bastard restaurant chain in Ohio I just assumed you knew I'd be representing him Well, I didn't know I just assumed that you and I were friends Well, I'll show you, missy I'll get another lawyer A better lawyer A gayer lawyer!
Yeah, well, good luck finding thata Well...
my lawyer should be here any minute Are you nervous, nelly?
Look, Karen, I know it's awkward being on opposite sides but there's no reason this case should get in the way of our lukewarm friendship Wait till you meet this guy He's a killer He'll make a monkey of you But, of course, with your hairy back that shouldn't be much of a leap Hey, Mrs.
Walker sorry I'm late I figured, since I'm a lawyer now I should probably have a suit I stopped off at The Men's Wearhouse but my credit card got declined So I had to call my mom but...
not to worry I got the suit, and I'm ready to get medieval on law's ass.
Hi Hi.
Uh, Will Truman Oh, hi.
I've heard of you.
I'm Jason Towne but all the kids at law school call me "JT" Well, uh...
not all of them.
Some of them call me Soupy 'cause, you know, I like soup And this one kid called me Paul 'cause I look like this kid...
Paul What, uh, do I have a boog?
No, no, no.
No...
boog.
Uh, I just-- You just seem very young That could just be me The other day I realized that the guy at Starbucks that I've been calling "Sport" is actually 32 Wow, 32...
scary So, uh, you guys ready to party?
Fire it up, Soupy I'm buggin' out I can never get this thing open Yeah, they're kinda complicated Wait till you get car keys Can I see you outside for a second, please Sure, hon Oh, sweet!
My mom put in a Kudos He's a cutie, isn't he?
Pretty lips He's an infant.
Where'd you find him the Montessori School of Law?
Hey, for your information, he just won Deborah Harry a huge settlement from the tabloids for saying that she showed up at the market with undies on her head Which she did I'd show you pictures but I sold them to the tabloids Karen...
Your case is complicated It involves math and reading I'm afraid this kid is too green You're the one who's green...
green with envy Jealous much?
Nervous much?
Green much?
You leave me no choice but to say...
drunk much?
Hey, guys, can we motor?
I don't want to leave my roommates with my iguana for too long They'll get him high and make him eat ramen Worried much?
Jack, thanks for filling in for Karen All I really need you to do is to answer the phones and say my name correctly I know that sounds simple but you'd be surprised how many clients I've lost when the phone was answered "Grace Hitler Designs."
Wow, work is fun So when do we get to whistle at construction workers and drink Tab?
11:00 Okay, so, uh, why don't I make us some coffee?
That's a good one Really?
Well, sure.
I hope you like your coffee strong I love office humor I just love it.
I love it.
I love it Okay, well, today's pretty slow, so-- Oh, is that why you wore a costume?
Oh, today's not slow You have a client coming in any minute Client?
What are you talking about?
How do you even know that word?
Well, I took a little "inish" and got you a meeting with an associate of mine And by "associate," I mean friend And by friend, I mean lover And by lover, I mean ....
And by I mean...
wealthy How wealthy?
He's got a TV in the bathroom Oh, what a great idea 'Cause I miss so much TV when I'm in there -Hi -Hi, Jack Sorry, no public displays of affection They don't know I'm gay here I guess that means you haven't spoken or moved Come on All this, and I get to take a bath and watch Everwood And sometimes I turn on the TV, okay Grace, Cam.
Cam, Grace Hello, I'm Grace I just want to say I love everything you're wearing and I'm furious I didn't get those glasses first They're just for show I got them at an estate sale They're actually killing my eyes Pretty soon I'm gonna need glasses What about her?
Did I tell you, did I tell you?
All right, now I'll leave you two to talk I think you'll both find you have something fascinating in common...
me Why don't I show you what I can do for you Ooh....
you're not afraid of color, are you?
I'm not afraid of anything Ooh, look at that mohair sofa You just want to lie on it, don't you?
I do.
And give me that folding screen I'd like to take that folding screen and put it right into your bedroom I'd like to see it there Oh, you will, bitch What?
I'm sorry.
Sometimes I just get a little excited about my designs It's okay I liked it Mr.
Truman Soupy, what are you doing here?
I'm freaking out.
Mrs.
Walker's case is like, mad complicated They keep on sending me all these papers and these folders I can't make any sense of any of it Can you help me?
I'm the opposing counsel Yeah, but you're cool, right?
No, I'm not cool.
I'm uptight and moody.
Which is not really the point I- It's unethical for me to help you But, but I'm gonna lose the case and Mrs.
Walker's gonna lose like, thousands of dollars Millions Millions?
Dang that's a lot of cheddar, yo That's craz-azy cheddar Look, all you have to do is...is prove that Stan violated the prenup and Karen gets half of everything That would be awesome.
Like how?
How?
How did you get Debbie Harry the huge settlement?
Dude, I didn't represent Deborah Harry I was, like, born during her comeback That was my dad's case I didn't realize there was a Soup Senior Look...
There's a fidelity clause in the agreement You prove that Stan violated that, and you're set Oh, boy Look, you didn't hear this from me but you might want to check out their surveillance tape from the prison They keep a record of all activity You might be able to figure out when Stan and his mistress hooked up Okay.
Then what?
Well, then you can prove that...
Stan...
Stan?
Violated...
Violated...
The fidelity...
Fidelity...
Fidelity...
Fidelity...?
Cl-cl-cl...
Clams?
Yes.
Stan violated the fidelity clams Clause!
He violated the fidelity clause!
Mr.
Walker violated the fidelity clause?
That's huge.
Can you prove that?
Yes!
This is Grace Adler of Grace Adler Designs I was in there yesterday I told you I would be back today And now you're telling me you're all out?
Do you know how much business I've given you over the years?
How much money I've spent?
You idiots never make enough chili!
Morning Oh, Jack, good morning Thank you so much for hooking me up with Cam.
I love him He has the most fabulous taste Meaning, I do, and he's got a platinum card Oh, and mister, don't think we've forgotten about you Guess who's getting a panic room with its very own stripper pole I don't know....
Maybe Cam's new boyfriend What?
He dumped me in a restaurant It was harsh So was the lighting He gave me this watch to remember him by He doesn't know it yet Oh, Jack, I am so sorry Yeah, well, Grace I'm so sorry for you too I'll be okay.
Wait.
What?
Well, I mean now you have to quit What kind of friend would you be if you kept working for the man who broke my heart?
But, Jack, if everybody stopped working for men who broke your heart, the city would shut down It hurt, G!
He said he couldn't see me anymore because I was silly.
Me, silly Well, I showed him.
I took that napkin off my head and spoon off my nose and I stormed out of that restaurant with my dignity I could quit.
I see that Or-- And I'm just thinking out loud here-- Wouldn't it be better to get back at him by having me stay around as a constant reminder of the great guy that he dumped?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do What do you think?
Why, that's the perfect revenge He'll have a great house you'll have a lot of money and no one will be thinking of me!
Nice try!
Here.
Now, you're gonna be disappointed The special sauce isn't what you thought it was Where's my J & B shake?
They said they cut you off Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on take your breath burger and go eat it in the toilet with the other maids Oh, by the way, I poisoned one of those onion rings.
Happy hunting Karen Will, what are you doing here?
I'm having lunch with my attorney I guess this is where you go when you have a lawyer on retainer who wears a retainer Hey, those are invisi-braces Look, I'm gonna get right to the point Your lawyer's incompetent He's a nice kid Take him skateboarding Sneak him into an R-rated movie But for God's sake, do not let him represent you in a multimillion-dollar divorce case What do you know?
He happened to have won a number of high-profile cases Like what?
Bert v.
Ernie?
How dare you?!
That's mad insulting You think that I can't tell when someone's incompetent?
Check out all these fries I only paid for a small, but score!
What's up, bro?
Hey...
dog I'm leaving Think about what I said What was he doing here?
Well, Will thinks, and I may be starting to agree, that you could be the wrong lawyer for me You have no experience, your suit doesn't fit and you giggle every time you say pro bono Bono.
Okay, that's funny But, I don't know, JT I think maybe I better let you go This is too important to me and I can't afford to lose Oh, we're not gonna lose this case He is.
And you want to know why?
'Cause I tricked him See, I walk into that room with my backpack and my big suit talking about my iguana I don't have an iguana I'm a lawyer I drive a Mercedes as big as a house And I totally got Deborah Harry that settlement And do you want to know how she thanked me?
By rocking my world in the back of that Mercedesthat's how You feel me?
Oh, my.
How would you like to live under my skirt?
Your dumb-ass friend spoon-fed me everything I need to win your case His client's gonna lose his shirt and Truman's gonna lose his job You chew on that I'll see you at the hearing tomorrow Oh, yeah, here Get yourself a bikini wax I like a clean work space Grace, hey I'm so excited I had an idea about a theme Nicki Kidman We do Moulin Rouge for the living room The Hours for the bathroom and The Others for the guestroom 'cause I don't want anyone staying too long Uh, look, Cam we need to talk What's the matter?
I can't do this I can't be your designer Why?
What happened?
I thought it was going so well We clicked.
We were having fun I know.
It's just that that Jack's my friend And this really doesn't feel right anymore Oh, are you sure?
'Cause this morning I decided to the hell with the budget I want the leather walls Oh, my God!
I love doing leather walls No, no, I can't It's--it's not right Or is it so right?
We can still work together Jack doesn't have to know Stop, you're confusing me I'm sorry.
I have to go I have a giant house What?
It's in the country and it's enormous I want you to do it Will you do my giant house?
Cam, I'd love to You know I'd love to, but I can't.
Okay, I understand But tell me, just for fun if you were to do my giant house what would you do to it?
I don't know Sure, you do Describe it to me Well, I'd have to know how big it is I mean, you say it's giant But a lot of clients exaggerate 10,000 square feet Damn.
I don't care what anyone says Size does matter And I have a friend at Architectural Digest He wants to do an article on the renovation I see a picture of you in whatever we renovate doing this I love doing this Especially in pictures All right, I'll do it But only in the country house The city is too risky If Jack sees us together he'll never forgive me I'll get my checkbook -I'll get my swatches They're in the bathroom I left them there yesterday when I was watching Oprah Hello, Cameron Sorry to bother you Especially since I'm a...
Oh, how did you put it.....
Shrieking infant with the attention span of a fly But I left my Legos here What did you do with them?!
Here.
Now please you have to go Ok, but, they better all be here Why are you in such a hurry to get rid of me?
Do you have another man here?
No Cam, I can't wait to get my hands on your big, Jack!
Grace!
You lied!
You do have another man here!
And you, how could you do this to me?
Jack, let me explain-- No!
I don't wanna hear it!
I'll be leaving now It looks like I'm the only one around here with any integrity Is that my watch?
I will not dignify that with a response Jack, come on Open up I know you're home I can hear your tap shoes What do you want?
You're interrupting my tech rehearsal Boys and girlie boys, take five Look, I-- I feel terrible I went there to break it off And then we started talking and one thing led to another Before I knew what was happening he whipped out his checkbook and I was showing him my carpet samples Well, you hurt me, G I know, which is why I ended it...
once and for all I am never seeing him again Yes, would have been the best job I ever landed But your friendship means too much to me Hm, Thanks for doing that, G Jack, sweetie we need you back That dance captain thinks he's Fosse, but he's just bossy Hey, Grace What?
Yeah, we're back together After you guilted me into quitting a job that would have landed me in Architectural Digest doing this?
I can't believe you did this to me!
Oh, Grace.
Here's the advance on your design fee -Thanks, I'll see you Friday -Okay -You're still working with him?
-Well, you're still dating him You're a terrible friend!
You're a worse friend Eh.
What are you gonna do?
What's up, Truman?
Ready to throw down?
Well, look at you I didn't think OshKosh B'Gosh made power suits You surprised to see me?
Karen told me you tried to get me fired Did I get fired?
No Look, JT, I just didn't think you were up to handling Karen's case Some of these hearings can run past 9:00 You don't get it, old man I've been playing you like Pong That's a game from your era, isn't it?
I've been giving you this whole dumb kid routine meanwhile you gave me everything I need to win my case So what, this was all an act?
How evil!
How sneaky!
How underhanded!
My God, you are a lawyer So, uh, thanks, bud This surveillance tape's gonna come in real handy when I hand you your balls in court Not so fast, Soupy The only one handling Will's balls will be Will Yeah, but I can crush his balls Excuse me They're in the room Look, kid, in the last 24 hours I've thought a lot about this I've also thought about you plowing Deborah Harrythen me, then back to Deb And then I thought, Will's my friend and I'm not gonna let you do anything to hurt his career So...
you're canned, Soup You don't want to make that mistake, baby JT, give us a minute, will you, please Holler if you hit puberty Look, if you're doing this to protect me, don't I can handle myself He may be young and pretty but I am old and irregular which makes me mean which makes me a good lawyer Are you sure, honey?
'Cause I'd hate to see that kid nail you in there right before he nails me in here Don't worry about me, I'll be fine Besides, you need a good lawyer There's a lot of money at stake And I'm not even including the secret bank account that's hidden in the folds of Stan's stomach You're sweet.
You really take good care of me, don't you?
Despite my better judgment I'm still gonna kill you, you know Bring it on, Mary Hey, Little Man Tate you're back on For reals?
Psych You're going down, pops P.S., today's soup is cream of I'll kick your ass I hope you know what you're doing Your childish tricks aren't gonna work in there You're playing with the grownups now, my friend Whatever After you
Jack, Karen, seconds?
Grace, fourths?
I couldn't.
But you know what I wouldn't mind taking the rest of that for later You know you how you always get hungry an hour after veal parmigan?
So, K, how's it going with the divorce?
Do we know what we're getting yet?
Well, we'll find out next week after the hearing but I'm not worried All we have to do is show that Stan cheated on me which the filthy pig did no hard feelings may he rot in hell, I love him to pieces the fat turd.
And I get half of everything Can I have half of that?
Sure.
I may even get more than half Me too Because...
I've got the best lawyer in town in my corner one Miss Wilma Truman Drop trou' and take a bow, honey Uh, Karen, I can't represent you Stan is my firm's biggest client We handle every aspect of his business from the factories in Jakarta to the Hungry Bastard restaurant chain in Ohio I just assumed you knew I'd be representing him Well, I didn't know I just assumed that you and I were friends Well, I'll show you, missy I'll get another lawyer A better lawyer A gayer lawyer!
Yeah, well, good luck finding thata Well...
my lawyer should be here any minute Are you nervous, nelly?
Look, Karen, I know it's awkward being on opposite sides but there's no reason this case should get in the way of our lukewarm friendship Wait till you meet this guy He's a killer He'll make a monkey of you But, of course, with your hairy back that shouldn't be much of a leap Hey, Mrs.
Walker sorry I'm late I figured, since I'm a lawyer now I should probably have a suit I stopped off at The Men's Wearhouse but my credit card got declined So I had to call my mom but...
not to worry I got the suit, and I'm ready to get medieval on law's ass.
Hi Hi.
Uh, Will Truman Oh, hi.
I've heard of you.
I'm Jason Towne but all the kids at law school call me "JT" Well, uh...
not all of them.
Some of them call me Soupy 'cause, you know, I like soup And this one kid called me Paul 'cause I look like this kid...
Paul What, uh, do I have a boog?
No, no, no.
No...
boog.
Uh, I just-- You just seem very young That could just be me The other day I realized that the guy at Starbucks that I've been calling "Sport" is actually 32 Wow, 32...
scary So, uh, you guys ready to party?
Fire it up, Soupy I'm buggin' out I can never get this thing open Yeah, they're kinda complicated Wait till you get car keys Can I see you outside for a second, please Sure, hon Oh, sweet!
My mom put in a Kudos He's a cutie, isn't he?
Pretty lips He's an infant.
Where'd you find him the Montessori School of Law?
Hey, for your information, he just won Deborah Harry a huge settlement from the tabloids for saying that she showed up at the market with undies on her head Which she did I'd show you pictures but I sold them to the tabloids Karen...
Your case is complicated It involves math and reading I'm afraid this kid is too green You're the one who's green...
green with envy Jealous much?
Nervous much?
Green much?
You leave me no choice but to say...
drunk much?
Hey, guys, can we motor?
I don't want to leave my roommates with my iguana for too long They'll get him high and make him eat ramen Worried much?
Jack, thanks for filling in for Karen All I really need you to do is to answer the phones and say my name correctly I know that sounds simple but you'd be surprised how many clients I've lost when the phone was answered "Grace Hitler Designs."
Wow, work is fun So when do we get to whistle at construction workers and drink Tab?
11:00 Okay, so, uh, why don't I make us some coffee?
That's a good one Really?
Well, sure.
I hope you like your coffee strong I love office humor I just love it.
I love it.
I love it Okay, well, today's pretty slow, so-- Oh, is that why you wore a costume?
Oh, today's not slow You have a client coming in any minute Client?
What are you talking about?
How do you even know that word?
Well, I took a little "inish" and got you a meeting with an associate of mine And by "associate," I mean friend And by friend, I mean lover And by lover, I mean ....
And by I mean...
wealthy How wealthy?
He's got a TV in the bathroom Oh, what a great idea 'Cause I miss so much TV when I'm in there -Hi -Hi, Jack Sorry, no public displays of affection They don't know I'm gay here I guess that means you haven't spoken or moved Come on All this, and I get to take a bath and watch Everwood And sometimes I turn on the TV, okay Grace, Cam.
Cam, Grace Hello, I'm Grace I just want to say I love everything you're wearing and I'm furious I didn't get those glasses first They're just for show I got them at an estate sale They're actually killing my eyes Pretty soon I'm gonna need glasses What about her?
Did I tell you, did I tell you?
All right, now I'll leave you two to talk I think you'll both find you have something fascinating in common...
me Why don't I show you what I can do for you Ooh....
you're not afraid of color, are you?
I'm not afraid of anything Ooh, look at that mohair sofa You just want to lie on it, don't you?
I do.
And give me that folding screen I'd like to take that folding screen and put it right into your bedroom I'd like to see it there Oh, you will, bitch What?
I'm sorry.
Sometimes I just get a little excited about my designs It's okay I liked it Mr.
Truman Soupy, what are you doing here?
I'm freaking out.
Mrs.
Walker's case is like, mad complicated They keep on sending me all these papers and these folders I can't make any sense of any of it Can you help me?
I'm the opposing counsel Yeah, but you're cool, right?
No, I'm not cool.
I'm uptight and moody.
Which is not really the point I- It's unethical for me to help you But, but I'm gonna lose the case and Mrs.
Walker's gonna lose like, thousands of dollars Millions Millions?
Dang that's a lot of cheddar, yo That's craz-azy cheddar Look, all you have to do is...is prove that Stan violated the prenup and Karen gets half of everything That would be awesome.
Like how?
How?
How did you get Debbie Harry the huge settlement?
Dude, I didn't represent Deborah Harry I was, like, born during her comeback That was my dad's case I didn't realize there was a Soup Senior Look...
There's a fidelity clause in the agreement You prove that Stan violated that, and you're set Oh, boy Look, you didn't hear this from me but you might want to check out their surveillance tape from the prison They keep a record of all activity You might be able to figure out when Stan and his mistress hooked up Okay.
Then what?
Well, then you can prove that...
Stan...
Stan?
Violated...
Violated...
The fidelity...
Fidelity...
Fidelity...
Fidelity...?
Cl-cl-cl...
Clams?
Yes.
Stan violated the fidelity clams Clause!
He violated the fidelity clause!
Mr.
Walker violated the fidelity clause?
That's huge.
Can you prove that?
Yes!
This is Grace Adler of Grace Adler Designs I was in there yesterday I told you I would be back today And now you're telling me you're all out?
Do you know how much business I've given you over the years?
How much money I've spent?
You idiots never make enough chili!
Morning Oh, Jack, good morning Thank you so much for hooking me up with Cam.
I love him He has the most fabulous taste Meaning, I do, and he's got a platinum card Oh, and mister, don't think we've forgotten about you Guess who's getting a panic room with its very own stripper pole I don't know....
Maybe Cam's new boyfriend What?
He dumped me in a restaurant It was harsh So was the lighting He gave me this watch to remember him by He doesn't know it yet Oh, Jack, I am so sorry Yeah, well, Grace I'm so sorry for you too I'll be okay.
Wait.
What?
Well, I mean now you have to quit What kind of friend would you be if you kept working for the man who broke my heart?
But, Jack, if everybody stopped working for men who broke your heart, the city would shut down It hurt, G!
He said he couldn't see me anymore because I was silly.
Me, silly Well, I showed him.
I took that napkin off my head and spoon off my nose and I stormed out of that restaurant with my dignity I could quit.
I see that Or-- And I'm just thinking out loud here-- Wouldn't it be better to get back at him by having me stay around as a constant reminder of the great guy that he dumped?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do What do you think?
Why, that's the perfect revenge He'll have a great house you'll have a lot of money and no one will be thinking of me!
Nice try!
Here.
Now, you're gonna be disappointed The special sauce isn't what you thought it was Where's my J & B shake?
They said they cut you off Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on take your breath burger and go eat it in the toilet with the other maids Oh, by the way, I poisoned one of those onion rings.
Happy hunting Karen Will, what are you doing here?
I'm having lunch with my attorney I guess this is where you go when you have a lawyer on retainer who wears a retainer Hey, those are invisi-braces Look, I'm gonna get right to the point Your lawyer's incompetent He's a nice kid Take him skateboarding Sneak him into an R-rated movie But for God's sake, do not let him represent you in a multimillion-dollar divorce case What do you know?
He happened to have won a number of high-profile cases Like what?
Bert v.
Ernie?
How dare you?!
That's mad insulting You think that I can't tell when someone's incompetent?
Check out all these fries I only paid for a small, but score!
What's up, bro?
Hey...
dog I'm leaving Think about what I said What was he doing here?
Well, Will thinks, and I may be starting to agree, that you could be the wrong lawyer for me You have no experience, your suit doesn't fit and you giggle every time you say pro bono Bono.
Okay, that's funny But, I don't know, JT I think maybe I better let you go This is too important to me and I can't afford to lose Oh, we're not gonna lose this case He is.
And you want to know why?
'Cause I tricked him See, I walk into that room with my backpack and my big suit talking about my iguana I don't have an iguana I'm a lawyer I drive a Mercedes as big as a house And I totally got Deborah Harry that settlement And do you want to know how she thanked me?
By rocking my world in the back of that Mercedesthat's how You feel me?
Oh, my.
How would you like to live under my skirt?
Your dumb-ass friend spoon-fed me everything I need to win your case His client's gonna lose his shirt and Truman's gonna lose his job You chew on that I'll see you at the hearing tomorrow Oh, yeah, here Get yourself a bikini wax I like a clean work space Grace, hey I'm so excited I had an idea about a theme Nicki Kidman We do Moulin Rouge for the living room The Hours for the bathroom and The Others for the guestroom 'cause I don't want anyone staying too long Uh, look, Cam we need to talk What's the matter?
I can't do this I can't be your designer Why?
What happened?
I thought it was going so well We clicked.
We were having fun I know.
It's just that that Jack's my friend And this really doesn't feel right anymore Oh, are you sure?
'Cause this morning I decided to the hell with the budget I want the leather walls Oh, my God!
I love doing leather walls No, no, I can't It's--it's not right Or is it so right?
We can still work together Jack doesn't have to know Stop, you're confusing me I'm sorry.
I have to go I have a giant house What?
It's in the country and it's enormous I want you to do it Will you do my giant house?
Cam, I'd love to You know I'd love to, but I can't.
Okay, I understand But tell me, just for fun if you were to do my giant house what would you do to it?
I don't know Sure, you do Describe it to me Well, I'd have to know how big it is I mean, you say it's giant But a lot of clients exaggerate 10,000 square feet Damn.
I don't care what anyone says Size does matter And I have a friend at Architectural Digest He wants to do an article on the renovation I see a picture of you in whatever we renovate doing this I love doing this Especially in pictures All right, I'll do it But only in the country house The city is too risky If Jack sees us together he'll never forgive me I'll get my checkbook -I'll get my swatches They're in the bathroom I left them there yesterday when I was watching Oprah Hello, Cameron Sorry to bother you Especially since I'm a...
Oh, how did you put it.....
Shrieking infant with the attention span of a fly But I left my Legos here What did you do with them?!
Here.
Now please you have to go Ok, but, they better all be here Why are you in such a hurry to get rid of me?
Do you have another man here?
No Cam, I can't wait to get my hands on your big, Jack!
Grace!
You lied!
You do have another man here!
And you, how could you do this to me?
Jack, let me explain-- No!
I don't wanna hear it!
I'll be leaving now It looks like I'm the only one around here with any integrity Is that my watch?
I will not dignify that with a response Jack, come on Open up I know you're home I can hear your tap shoes What do you want?
You're interrupting my tech rehearsal Boys and girlie boys, take five Look, I-- I feel terrible I went there to break it off And then we started talking and one thing led to another Before I knew what was happening he whipped out his checkbook and I was showing him my carpet samples Well, you hurt me, G I know, which is why I ended it...
once and for all I am never seeing him again Yes, would have been the best job I ever landed But your friendship means too much to me Hm, Thanks for doing that, G Jack, sweetie we need you back That dance captain thinks he's Fosse, but he's just bossy Hey, Grace What?
Yeah, we're back together After you guilted me into quitting a job that would have landed me in Architectural Digest doing this?
I can't believe you did this to me!
Oh, Grace.
Here's the advance on your design fee -Thanks, I'll see you Friday -Okay -You're still working with him?
-Well, you're still dating him You're a terrible friend!
You're a worse friend Eh.
What are you gonna do?
What's up, Truman?
Ready to throw down?
Well, look at you I didn't think OshKosh B'Gosh made power suits You surprised to see me?
Karen told me you tried to get me fired Did I get fired?
No Look, JT, I just didn't think you were up to handling Karen's case Some of these hearings can run past 9:00 You don't get it, old man I've been playing you like Pong That's a game from your era, isn't it?
I've been giving you this whole dumb kid routine meanwhile you gave me everything I need to win my case So what, this was all an act?
How evil!
How sneaky!
How underhanded!
My God, you are a lawyer So, uh, thanks, bud This surveillance tape's gonna come in real handy when I hand you your balls in court Not so fast, Soupy The only one handling Will's balls will be Will Yeah, but I can crush his balls Excuse me They're in the room Look, kid, in the last 24 hours I've thought a lot about this I've also thought about you plowing Deborah Harrythen me, then back to Deb And then I thought, Will's my friend and I'm not gonna let you do anything to hurt his career So...
you're canned, Soup You don't want to make that mistake, baby JT, give us a minute, will you, please Holler if you hit puberty Look, if you're doing this to protect me, don't I can handle myself He may be young and pretty but I am old and irregular which makes me mean which makes me a good lawyer Are you sure, honey?
'Cause I'd hate to see that kid nail you in there right before he nails me in here Don't worry about me, I'll be fine Besides, you need a good lawyer There's a lot of money at stake And I'm not even including the secret bank account that's hidden in the folds of Stan's stomach You're sweet.
You really take good care of me, don't you?
Despite my better judgment I'm still gonna kill you, you know Bring it on, Mary Hey, Little Man Tate you're back on For reals?
Psych You're going down, pops P.S., today's soup is cream of I'll kick your ass I hope you know what you're doing Your childish tricks aren't gonna work in there You're playing with the grownups now, my friend Whatever After you