TV-Serie: Will & Grace - 5x17
Good evening, Barry and welcome to your date with Jack If it goes well I'll sign it Okay Um, I brought a bottle of wine It's supposedly the finest cabernet from the New Jersey wine country Chateau Secaucus Come in Hey Hey...
you What, w-w-what are you doing here?
What?
Do I need an excuse to see my favorite man in the whole world?
Leo's out of town and you're lonely?
Yeah, I'm bored.
Let's watch the Surgery Channel Comin' in?
I-I-I-in a second Oh.
Right Go out into the hallway to, uh...
relax You know...
so it doesn't cloud the apartment I don't do that Neither do I Let's go in W-w-w-- What's the rush?
Okay, wait a second Does Jack have his date with Barry tonight?
Is that tonight?
I don't think that's tonight Please!
You're totally spying on him I am not What kind of a world do you live in when the only reason people are in a hallway is to either fart or spy?
Well, if you're not spying then go into your apartment like a normal person Fine.
I will Aren't you coming?
In a second Ugh!
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Maintenance?
This is Mrs.
Walker in 5319 Mm-hmm I'd like to put my drink on the mantel Could you send someone over to move the fireplace?
Here, Rosie you try one You do it I'm not in the mood What's the matter, Ro-Ro?
You've been kinda grumpy all day Where's the usual lumber in your step?
It's this new uniform you got me It's too tight, it's itchy I can barely breathe Why, you ingrate How dare you complain?
When I found you, you were boxing donkeys for money You pulled me out of business school you tipsy witch I ain't wearing it Oh.
Why not?
Seems perfectly fine to me Look, I can do everything you do in it I can eat Ang, ang, ang, ang, ang And I can sleep Cccrrrr Oh, wait Watch this And I can steal Shh Heh-heh-heh!
Shh Can you walk through doors?
No Hey Hey, let me in Let me in Hello I didn't know there was a new maid working on this floor What?!
I've never seen someone so beautiful How long have you been working here?
Two weeks Mm.
Mm-hmm, nutty Mm-hmm, mm-hmm Oak-y...
Mm, with just a hint of embalming fluid Hey, just, uh taking out the trash Anybody got any trash in here?
Trash?
Uh, no, we're good Hey.
Where's the chef?
I thought you were gonna have a chef cook you dinner Uh, we sent him home He wasn't attractive I thought he was really cute That's what I mean Good-bye Oh, hey, is that salad?
God, I'm a fan of salad Mm Well, what kind of lettuce isn't in this?
It's fantastic What are you guys doin'?
We're on a date!
Oh, my God This is so embarrassing I-I--please, just d-don't let me interrupt Excuse me You wanna go out with me?
Uh, kind of already on a date I don't mean now, but how quickly can you wrap things up here?
Excuse me Tartlets for two It's okay, I was just leaving What do you say?
Gasp!
You just asked him out on a date while he's on a date with me?
Will Truman!
That is despicable!
And totally one of my moves Out in the hall now!
Rosie!
I just met the most incredible man Are you sure you just didn't lean into the doorknob again?
No, no He's like a dream like that place I go to to work Engineering Here to check the thermostat Oh, that's him Rosie, quick!
Do I look as bad as you?
What's going on?
Well-- He thinks I'm a maid You have to pretend you're me Okay, I'll take out my heart and sell my soul to the devil We don't he time for that Here, put this on Hurry, hurry Okay Oh...
Mrs.
Walker?
That's right Hi, there Hi Shut your mouth, maid!
My jewelry might fall out What a monster Who taught her to talk to another human being like that?
I have no idea Of course, you don't We're different from them you and I The rich They think they're so much better than we are But we have one thing they'll never have Rickets?
Pride Pride!
The true pride that comes of a hard day's work of having friends not possessions Of measuring your accomplishments in love given, not dollars spent Dollars...
Will you go out with me tonight?
/ Yes!
C'mon, d-do you even like him?
I like how I look when I'm next to him And he's, he's not as cumbersome as carrying a pomeranian Wow, you've, you've fallen harder than I thought Look, why don't we just ask Barry who he's more interested in?
Okay, a-and whoever he says that's who gets him Okay, fine Good Now, this is a very delicate situation I hope we can handle it with mutual respect and dignity As do I Barry-- Hey!
You know the best part about dating men?
A lot more slapstick Okay, Barry, I know this is-- this seems weird, but w-w-we got a problem See, I, I like you Oh, sure, now that you're hot But remember when he turned you down before when you were hideous?
No It's just that I-- now I've gotten to know you better and I want to spend time with you I want us to date But you can't date both of us because we're best friends and I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship with Will who wears a wig and a truss So who are you gonna choose?
Me, who genuinely cares for you a-and really believes that we could make something great?
Or me Try that I-I-I don't know what to say I-I like both you guys you know in, in different ways But I guess if I had to pick one of you, um I-it would have to be...
Will Yes!
Yes!
What?!
You're spectacular I'm the envy of every maintenance man in this hotel Today...
I walk with the pride of a bellman Would you look at this waste?
Jerks in the penthouse ordered all this food and didn't even touch it You guys want it?
Oh, yeah-- No!
We do not need their castoffs Here It's humble, but honest Oh Thank you It's thoughtful, but dry I'll get you some mayo The mayo of the people I've never seen a maid like you before Where you from exactly?
Oh.
I'm from...
Margaritaville So, you excited about your big date?
Are you kidding?
I'm so confident about this that I've already signed us up for couples counseling Hello Nice shirt Somewhere, a ballerina is shivering Hey, Grace What are you doin' tonight?
'Cause I'm suddenly in the market for a new best friend Here, let's see if we click I'll say something witty and then you say something back Okay?
Let's go I'm very handsome Jack, you're acting like a baby / Oh, how droll Let's never be apart You're being ridiculous Okay, he chose me over you Do you think that makes me happy?
Stop smiling It's unnatural on you A smile on you is like a nice pair of legs on a chimp C'mon I don't feel any better about this than you do Stop it!
Jack, he isn't laughing at you He's just laughing with me, at you Well, I'm glad this is amusing both of you Go on, laugh Laugh at the sad, gay clown!
I curse your date!
A pox on both your entrees Yeah, made the right choice Karen, are you okay?
You haven't been to work in three days Things are really gettin' done It's freakin' me out Karen?
Hello-- Ow!
Karen?
Just because I'm the new girl they think they can give me the cart with the bum wheel!
And I'm short two shower caps and a sewing kit and you know that's comin' out of my pay!
Housekeeping Okay, here's a personality...
I've never met before Thought I knew all of them What's your name?
Actually, I'm kinda glad you're here I could use some advice Well, um, first of all...
You dust with the feather end not the stick end Hm.
Better Listen I have this friend who lives at The Palace Hotel And she and her maid Ro-- Mosario...
switched places so that my friend could pose as a poor but honest chambermaid to woo a hunky maintenance man Now my friend's fallen in love with him and she's afraid that if she tells him the truth he'll leave her Hey, hands off my friend's cart!
So, you're afraid...
that a poor janitor might not love you because you're rich?
Not me, my friend!
Well, the way I see it is if the guy really loves her he'll look past the money and see a pure heart the size of a marble Yeah.
Maybe you're right Thanks, honey Now if you'll excuse me I have to turn down the beds and put a mint on each pi-- Hey, where are my mints?
I don't know....
Can someone help this man?
I think he's looking for a copy of Boyfriend Stealer Weekly C'mon, Jack You're not still upset about me and Barry?
Okay, I guess I'll just have to stop seeing him I mean, no guy is worth jeopardizing our friendship Reluctant pivot inquisitive head tilt I mean, sure, we've had fantastic dates all week talked and laughed had feisty debates and comfortable silences feisty silences and comfortable debates silently debated the comforts of feistiness but...
if our being together is gonna upset you in any way I'll give him up Good I think you should No way!
Are you crazy?
I'm really into Barry He's the first guy in a long time I've felt this way about who's not, you know, an arrow shooting elf from Lord of the Rings So just get over it and get happy for me No!
If you continue dating Barry I will never forgive you You look older when you're angry You're a gorgeous couple When are you seeing him again?
Tomorrow night Although, I was, I was kind of thinking of dropping by his place right now and surprising him with I don't know, Chinese food You think I should?
Abs-and-pecks-olutely It's very romantic And moo goo gai pan is the food of love Really?
Why do you think there's so many Chinese people?
Thanks, Jack You're the best Ah...
Bemused brow raise shake of head Will Hey!
Hey, I brought some Chinese food over I though maybe we could, uh...
order a pizza That sounds really nice, but, um...
I kind of have plans tonight Oh?
Well, what kind of plans?
Kind of a date Oh Okay.
Um...
Uh, you know wh-- I'm-- Huh-- I'm just gonna say this I like you, Barry I-I-I don't wanna date anybody else and I...I was kinda hoping you didn't want to either But, you were the one who said I, I should play the field for a while that I won't know if I met the right guy until I see what's out there You wanna know what's out there?
Half a million guys in lycra tank tops going "Girlfriend!"
Yeah, you could play the field for a while but what you're eventually gonna find out is that...
Well...
I'm the right guy So skip the middle part Forget the dating around I'm, I'm mid...
to...
to early 30...mish I-I-I-I've done this already But I haven't Right So now you don't have to But I want to Oh Look, Will you're great but I've only been out a month And I've only been good-looking a week I need to see what's out there I wanna do a share on Fire Island I wanna see Cher in Vegas I want a, I want a drag name Something like "Kitty Litter."
So, y-you...
you don't wanna...
I'm sorry Look, um, I-I don't have to leave for a bit Stay.
I'll um I'll heat up this...
Order a pizza Yeah, you know, I-I-I should, um I should go So, I'll, uh...
I'll, I'll see you around You're unlike any woman I've ever met So good, so real Oh I know it's only been a short while, but I feel as if I know everything there is to know about you Me too I love you, Lopita Wait.
No This isn't right Or is it the rightest thing ever?
No.
It's all a lie I'm not who you think I am I'm not good or real I'm evil and imaginary And I'm rich Filthy rich!
I, I don't understand I'm not a maid I'm a snoot, a swell, a fat cat Look at these soft, unlined breasts They've never done an honest day's work in their lives I'm sorry, I didn't hear you I've been looking at your breasts My name is Karen Walker and I'm the opposite of everything you stand for I'm uptown, you're downtown I'm upstairs, you're downstairs I'm uppers...
I'm downers Do you think that there's any way that you could ever love someone as rich and powerful as me?
Sure Really?
Of course You're my soul mate I love you, rich or poor Oh, darling I've waited my whole life for this moment Let's celebrate This calls for champagne I don't drink It can't work We're from two different worlds
you What, w-w-what are you doing here?
What?
Do I need an excuse to see my favorite man in the whole world?
Leo's out of town and you're lonely?
Yeah, I'm bored.
Let's watch the Surgery Channel Comin' in?
I-I-I-in a second Oh.
Right Go out into the hallway to, uh...
relax You know...
so it doesn't cloud the apartment I don't do that Neither do I Let's go in W-w-w-- What's the rush?
Okay, wait a second Does Jack have his date with Barry tonight?
Is that tonight?
I don't think that's tonight Please!
You're totally spying on him I am not What kind of a world do you live in when the only reason people are in a hallway is to either fart or spy?
Well, if you're not spying then go into your apartment like a normal person Fine.
I will Aren't you coming?
In a second Ugh!
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Maintenance?
This is Mrs.
Walker in 5319 Mm-hmm I'd like to put my drink on the mantel Could you send someone over to move the fireplace?
Here, Rosie you try one You do it I'm not in the mood What's the matter, Ro-Ro?
You've been kinda grumpy all day Where's the usual lumber in your step?
It's this new uniform you got me It's too tight, it's itchy I can barely breathe Why, you ingrate How dare you complain?
When I found you, you were boxing donkeys for money You pulled me out of business school you tipsy witch I ain't wearing it Oh.
Why not?
Seems perfectly fine to me Look, I can do everything you do in it I can eat Ang, ang, ang, ang, ang And I can sleep Cccrrrr Oh, wait Watch this And I can steal Shh Heh-heh-heh!
Shh Can you walk through doors?
No Hey Hey, let me in Let me in Hello I didn't know there was a new maid working on this floor What?!
I've never seen someone so beautiful How long have you been working here?
Two weeks Mm.
Mm-hmm, nutty Mm-hmm, mm-hmm Oak-y...
Mm, with just a hint of embalming fluid Hey, just, uh taking out the trash Anybody got any trash in here?
Trash?
Uh, no, we're good Hey.
Where's the chef?
I thought you were gonna have a chef cook you dinner Uh, we sent him home He wasn't attractive I thought he was really cute That's what I mean Good-bye Oh, hey, is that salad?
God, I'm a fan of salad Mm Well, what kind of lettuce isn't in this?
It's fantastic What are you guys doin'?
We're on a date!
Oh, my God This is so embarrassing I-I--please, just d-don't let me interrupt Excuse me You wanna go out with me?
Uh, kind of already on a date I don't mean now, but how quickly can you wrap things up here?
Excuse me Tartlets for two It's okay, I was just leaving What do you say?
Gasp!
You just asked him out on a date while he's on a date with me?
Will Truman!
That is despicable!
And totally one of my moves Out in the hall now!
Rosie!
I just met the most incredible man Are you sure you just didn't lean into the doorknob again?
No, no He's like a dream like that place I go to to work Engineering Here to check the thermostat Oh, that's him Rosie, quick!
Do I look as bad as you?
What's going on?
Well-- He thinks I'm a maid You have to pretend you're me Okay, I'll take out my heart and sell my soul to the devil We don't he time for that Here, put this on Hurry, hurry Okay Oh...
Mrs.
Walker?
That's right Hi, there Hi Shut your mouth, maid!
My jewelry might fall out What a monster Who taught her to talk to another human being like that?
I have no idea Of course, you don't We're different from them you and I The rich They think they're so much better than we are But we have one thing they'll never have Rickets?
Pride Pride!
The true pride that comes of a hard day's work of having friends not possessions Of measuring your accomplishments in love given, not dollars spent Dollars...
Will you go out with me tonight?
/ Yes!
C'mon, d-do you even like him?
I like how I look when I'm next to him And he's, he's not as cumbersome as carrying a pomeranian Wow, you've, you've fallen harder than I thought Look, why don't we just ask Barry who he's more interested in?
Okay, a-and whoever he says that's who gets him Okay, fine Good Now, this is a very delicate situation I hope we can handle it with mutual respect and dignity As do I Barry-- Hey!
You know the best part about dating men?
A lot more slapstick Okay, Barry, I know this is-- this seems weird, but w-w-we got a problem See, I, I like you Oh, sure, now that you're hot But remember when he turned you down before when you were hideous?
No It's just that I-- now I've gotten to know you better and I want to spend time with you I want us to date But you can't date both of us because we're best friends and I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship with Will who wears a wig and a truss So who are you gonna choose?
Me, who genuinely cares for you a-and really believes that we could make something great?
Or me Try that I-I-I don't know what to say I-I like both you guys you know in, in different ways But I guess if I had to pick one of you, um I-it would have to be...
Will Yes!
Yes!
What?!
You're spectacular I'm the envy of every maintenance man in this hotel Today...
I walk with the pride of a bellman Would you look at this waste?
Jerks in the penthouse ordered all this food and didn't even touch it You guys want it?
Oh, yeah-- No!
We do not need their castoffs Here It's humble, but honest Oh Thank you It's thoughtful, but dry I'll get you some mayo The mayo of the people I've never seen a maid like you before Where you from exactly?
Oh.
I'm from...
Margaritaville So, you excited about your big date?
Are you kidding?
I'm so confident about this that I've already signed us up for couples counseling Hello Nice shirt Somewhere, a ballerina is shivering Hey, Grace What are you doin' tonight?
'Cause I'm suddenly in the market for a new best friend Here, let's see if we click I'll say something witty and then you say something back Okay?
Let's go I'm very handsome Jack, you're acting like a baby / Oh, how droll Let's never be apart You're being ridiculous Okay, he chose me over you Do you think that makes me happy?
Stop smiling It's unnatural on you A smile on you is like a nice pair of legs on a chimp C'mon I don't feel any better about this than you do Stop it!
Jack, he isn't laughing at you He's just laughing with me, at you Well, I'm glad this is amusing both of you Go on, laugh Laugh at the sad, gay clown!
I curse your date!
A pox on both your entrees Yeah, made the right choice Karen, are you okay?
You haven't been to work in three days Things are really gettin' done It's freakin' me out Karen?
Hello-- Ow!
Karen?
Just because I'm the new girl they think they can give me the cart with the bum wheel!
And I'm short two shower caps and a sewing kit and you know that's comin' out of my pay!
Housekeeping Okay, here's a personality...
I've never met before Thought I knew all of them What's your name?
Actually, I'm kinda glad you're here I could use some advice Well, um, first of all...
You dust with the feather end not the stick end Hm.
Better Listen I have this friend who lives at The Palace Hotel And she and her maid Ro-- Mosario...
switched places so that my friend could pose as a poor but honest chambermaid to woo a hunky maintenance man Now my friend's fallen in love with him and she's afraid that if she tells him the truth he'll leave her Hey, hands off my friend's cart!
So, you're afraid...
that a poor janitor might not love you because you're rich?
Not me, my friend!
Well, the way I see it is if the guy really loves her he'll look past the money and see a pure heart the size of a marble Yeah.
Maybe you're right Thanks, honey Now if you'll excuse me I have to turn down the beds and put a mint on each pi-- Hey, where are my mints?
I don't know....
Can someone help this man?
I think he's looking for a copy of Boyfriend Stealer Weekly C'mon, Jack You're not still upset about me and Barry?
Okay, I guess I'll just have to stop seeing him I mean, no guy is worth jeopardizing our friendship Reluctant pivot inquisitive head tilt I mean, sure, we've had fantastic dates all week talked and laughed had feisty debates and comfortable silences feisty silences and comfortable debates silently debated the comforts of feistiness but...
if our being together is gonna upset you in any way I'll give him up Good I think you should No way!
Are you crazy?
I'm really into Barry He's the first guy in a long time I've felt this way about who's not, you know, an arrow shooting elf from Lord of the Rings So just get over it and get happy for me No!
If you continue dating Barry I will never forgive you You look older when you're angry You're a gorgeous couple When are you seeing him again?
Tomorrow night Although, I was, I was kind of thinking of dropping by his place right now and surprising him with I don't know, Chinese food You think I should?
Abs-and-pecks-olutely It's very romantic And moo goo gai pan is the food of love Really?
Why do you think there's so many Chinese people?
Thanks, Jack You're the best Ah...
Bemused brow raise shake of head Will Hey!
Hey, I brought some Chinese food over I though maybe we could, uh...
order a pizza That sounds really nice, but, um...
I kind of have plans tonight Oh?
Well, what kind of plans?
Kind of a date Oh Okay.
Um...
Uh, you know wh-- I'm-- Huh-- I'm just gonna say this I like you, Barry I-I-I don't wanna date anybody else and I...I was kinda hoping you didn't want to either But, you were the one who said I, I should play the field for a while that I won't know if I met the right guy until I see what's out there You wanna know what's out there?
Half a million guys in lycra tank tops going "Girlfriend!"
Yeah, you could play the field for a while but what you're eventually gonna find out is that...
Well...
I'm the right guy So skip the middle part Forget the dating around I'm, I'm mid...
to...
to early 30...mish I-I-I-I've done this already But I haven't Right So now you don't have to But I want to Oh Look, Will you're great but I've only been out a month And I've only been good-looking a week I need to see what's out there I wanna do a share on Fire Island I wanna see Cher in Vegas I want a, I want a drag name Something like "Kitty Litter."
So, y-you...
you don't wanna...
I'm sorry Look, um, I-I don't have to leave for a bit Stay.
I'll um I'll heat up this...
Order a pizza Yeah, you know, I-I-I should, um I should go So, I'll, uh...
I'll, I'll see you around You're unlike any woman I've ever met So good, so real Oh I know it's only been a short while, but I feel as if I know everything there is to know about you Me too I love you, Lopita Wait.
No This isn't right Or is it the rightest thing ever?
No.
It's all a lie I'm not who you think I am I'm not good or real I'm evil and imaginary And I'm rich Filthy rich!
I, I don't understand I'm not a maid I'm a snoot, a swell, a fat cat Look at these soft, unlined breasts They've never done an honest day's work in their lives I'm sorry, I didn't hear you I've been looking at your breasts My name is Karen Walker and I'm the opposite of everything you stand for I'm uptown, you're downtown I'm upstairs, you're downstairs I'm uppers...
I'm downers Do you think that there's any way that you could ever love someone as rich and powerful as me?
Sure Really?
Of course You're my soul mate I love you, rich or poor Oh, darling I've waited my whole life for this moment Let's celebrate This calls for champagne I don't drink It can't work We're from two different worlds