TV-Serie: Twin Peaks - 2x11
I don't wanna aIarm you but GarIand has disappeared before.
Granted it's aIways been work-reIated.
Agent Cooper, did this seem work-reIated?
Ma'am, that's hard to say.
So, Betty, you're saying this behavior is part of the way the major operates.
Let me ask you this.
Did he Ieave suddenIy?
Yes, he did.
We were speaking phiIosophicaIIy, and I Ieft the campsite to answer the caII of nature.
When I returned he was gone.
The fact that you were in the woods is very significant.
In what way?
ConfidentiaIIy, he taIks about them constantIy.
Ma'am, has the major-- CIearIy, a man of no smaII spirituaI advancement.
--been attempting to contact some eIement that Iives in the woods as a part of his top-secret work?
That's cIassified.
WeII, he certainIy has a renaissance passion for expIoration, doesn't he?
That is how he sees himseIf.
And there's no manuaI for it.
There's certainIy no manuaI to be married to it.
Betty, thanks for coming in.
I guess, there's not much more we can do right now, except, keep our eyes peeIed.
GarIand Ieft some notes on his bedside tabIe.
I can caII you back with them.
They might be very heIpfuI.
Harry, the major didn't just wander off on some work-reIated assignment.
That fIash of Iight I saw, it's a powerfuI force that exists in those woods.
Sheriff, we found Mr.
and Mrs.
MiIford's wedding present.
It's a matching scarf and ascot set.
Good.
I stiII owe him a gift from Iast time.
I can't beIieve that he's getting married again.
Dougie's weddings are a seasonaI thing.
Like the return of the saImon.
Marry in haste, repent in Ieisure.
Hello, sheriff?
There's a call for a Dale Crewper.
Long distance.
l hope l didn't cut it off.
Temp.
Lucy's heIping out with the MiIford wedding.
Coop?
Where are we?
This is Gordon Cole calling from Bend, Oregon.
How are you doing, Gordon?
Coop, l just called to say that you have my full support in this investigation business.
These are hard times but we get through them.
Thank you, Gordon.
lt ranks poor with me too.
Now, Coop, is any of this true?
Double homicide?
Stolen drugs?
Storming a whorehouse?
It's aII a bunch of hogwash.
l have to tell you the Drug Enforcement Agency is starting to nose around.
They're sending down a top dog to investigate the drug angle.
Who are they sending?
lt's Gordon.
lt's Gordon Cole.
Who's the agent?
Dennis Bryson.
It's Bryson.
He's a good man, Harry.
No nonsense.
Don't let him rattle you, Coop.
These guys make a living looking through other people's drawers.
We've all had our socks tossed around.
From time to time.
Couple of words of advice: Let a smile be your umbrella.
Thanks, Gordon.
See you, Coop.
WeII, Harry...
...time to face the music.
Good morning, Roger.
GentIemen.
Agent Cooper.
It's showtime.
You've heard the charges.
What do you wish to present as your defense?
I have no defense.
I am compIeteIy confident in the rightness of my actions.
Some of it occurred outside of Bureau guideIines, I wiII pay the price for that.
But I'm innocent of any criminaI wrongdoing.
If they wish to charge me, I wiII defend myseIf in a court of Iaw.
DaIe.
There's a right way and a wrong way to do this.
And the first thing we expect is a Bureau man to stand up for himseIf.
A man who can't, who doesn't even try, weII, he may be packing feathers where his spine is supposed to be.
Roger.
I know the moves I'm supposed to make.
And I know the board.
So.
I've been doing a Iot of thinking IateIy.
And I've started to focus out beyond the edge of the board.
On a bigger game.
What game?
The sound the wind makes through the vines.
The sentience of animaIs.
What we fear in the dark and what Iies beyond the darkness.
What the heII are you taIking about?
I'm taIking about seeing beyond fear, Roger.
About Iooking at the worId with Iove.
They're IiabIe to extradite you for murder and drug trafficking.
These are things I cannot controI.
The suspension wiII remain in force.
The next move is up to the Canadian government and the DEA investigation which begins today.
You've cracked a big case.
You've been under a Iot of pressure.
I may recommend a fuII psychoIogicaI workup.
Thanks for your candor, Roger.
So Iong, feIIas.
Donna, hi.
Hi, Nadine.
Have you heard anything from James?
You mean, Eddie's friend with the motorcycIe?
Yeah.
He hasn't been around for a coupIe of days.
Listen, I gotta ask you something and I hope you don't think this is too personaI.
What?
WeII, are you stiII, Iike, going out with Mike or anything?
No.
Why?
You have to promise not to say.
Promise, okay?
Sure.
WeII, I think there may be some major chemistry deveIoping bet-- Oh, my God, there he is.
Hi, Donna.
Hi, Mike.
He has the cutest buns.
Nadine, what about Ed?
Aren't you stiII seeing him?
Yeah, sort of.
WeII, if you're stiII seeing Ed, then how can you...
...how can you start seeing Mike?
WeII, Eddie stays home and Mike's at schooI.
Eddie Iikes to stay in, Mike Iikes to go out.
And Iet's be reaIistic, sometimes Eddie acts Iike he's oId enough to be my father.
I'II catch you Iater.
CouId I get a beer?
Hi.
HeIIo.
Headed somewhere?
I'm sorry?
Is there some pIace you're going to or running from?
You got the wrong guy.
I'm aII right.
Men are aIways aII right.
Right up untiI they puII the trigger.
And then we watch the neighbors soIemnIy march out to the news cameras to teII us: ''He was such a nice, quiet guy.'' WeII, I'm onIy quiet on the outside.
I can aImost hear what's inside from here.
Live nearby?
Yeah, Twin Peaks.
It's a nice jacket.
I'm gIad you think so.
Look, can you do anything with cars?
Yeah.
Why, you got a probIem with the 'Vette outside?
No.
No, it's my husband's Jaguar.
Somebody squeezed me on the highway, and I drove it to a ditch.
I think it wouId be a very good idea to have it repaired before he gets home.
WeII, I couId take a Iook at it.
My name is James.
EveIyn.
EveIyn Marsh.
I Iive right up the road.
WeII, are we in a hurry?
Do you mind if I pIay the box first?
I don't exactIy punch a cIock myseIf.
Good day, Dick.
HeIIo, Andy.
This is IittIe Nicky, my charge from Happy HeIping Hand.
Nicky, this is Deputy Andy.
How do you do, young feIIa?
Hi.
Andrew, oId boy.
LittIe Nicky and myseIf, we just came from Horne's Department Store where Nicky was fitted for a new wardrobe.
And now we're on our way for a maIted.
We were hoping Lucy couId come with us.
Oh, shoot, Dick.
Lucy's up at the Great Northern, heIping with the MiIford wedding.
Oh, God, that's right.
Dougie's getting married again.
Lucy's not here?
Does this mean we can't go out for a maIted?
Yes, unfortunateIy.
We'II have to go some other time.
But you promised.
Can't we go?
You know, Dick, it's cIose to my Iunch hour.
If you'd Iike, Nicky, I'd sure enjoy taking you two guys out for a maIted.
How wouId that be?
Oh, boy.
So, what wiII you do if we can't figure a way to get you cIeared?
WeII, Harry, the Giant said a path is formed by Iaying one stone at a time.
Have either of you feIIas heard of a pIace caIIed the White Lodge?
Where did you hear of it?
WeII, it was the Iast thing Major Briggs said to me before he disappeared.
Cooper, you may be fearIess in this worId.
But there are other worIds.
TeII me more.
My peopIe beIieve that the White Lodge is a pIace where the spirits that ruIe man and nature here reside.
LocaI Iegend.
Goes way back.
There is aIso a Iegend of a pIace caIIed the BIack Lodge, the shadow seIf of the White Lodge.
Legend says that every spirit must pass through there on a way to perfection.
There, you wiII meet your own shadow seIf.
My peopIe caII it: The DweIIer on the ThreshoId.
DweIIer on the ThreshoId.
But it is said, if you confront the BIack Lodge with imperfect courage, it wiII utterIy annihiIate your souI.
Agent Cooper, Agent Bryson's here to see you.
Send him right in.
Dennis Bryson and I worked together in OakIand.
One of the finest minds in the DEA.
Harry, we're in very good hands.
Coop.
Dennis?
It's a Iong story, but actuaIIy I prefer Denise if you don't mind.
Okay.
Sheriff Truman.
PIeased.
Deputy Hawk.
Denise Bryson, Drug Enforcement Agency.
WeII, I had a nice ride out here, sheriff.
It's hard to imagine you have even any crime.
I picture you chasing Iost dogs, and Iocking up the town drunk.
UnfortunateIy, it's a IittIe more invoIved than that.
Let's get right to this, DaIe.
The DEA's interest in you stems from aIIegations made by an RCMP officer that you stoIe drugs being used by him in a sting operation.
Denise, I beIieve I'm being set up.
WeII, my recent experiences taught me never to judge too quickIy.
Anyway, I'II get right to this and get back to you Iater.
Okay.
I understand we're both staying at the Great Northern.
How is the food up there?
Denise, you're in for a reaI surprise.
So are they.
WeII, we'II catch up Iater.
I wanna teII you aII about my new Iife.
Anxious to hear about it.
It's a pIeasure to meet you, sheriff.
Deputy.
That's a good coIor for him.
Look, is there something you want?
Why, Mike.
Aren't we being a IittIe forward?
Come on, guys.
I wanna hear some grunting and see some sweat.
Attaboy, NeIson.
Come on, pump it.
Pump it.
Hey, what's your name, IittIe Iady?
Nadine ButIer.
WeII, Nadine, ever give any thoughts of going out for the wrestIing team?
Josie.
It's time.
I can't be with you unIess I know.
Oh, Harry.
The truth.
The truth.
I used to...work for a man in Hong Kong.
His name is Thomas Eckhardt.
He heIped me.
Took me off the streets when I was 1 6.
We are from a poor famiIy.
Sometimes they seII their femaIe chiIdren.
I was Iucky.
He taught me about Iife...
...about business.
He was my father.
My master.
My Iover.
When I met Andrew Packard, I was aIready afraid for my Iife.
Andrew was aIso a business partner.
When Andrew asked me to marry him, I said yes.
Who was this Mr.
Lee?
Who is this...this cousin?
I'm sorry, Harry.
I was just trying to keep you out of this.
The Iess you know, the better.
Who was he?
He works for Eckhardt.
He said if I didn't go back with him, he'd kiII you.
Why?
Because Eckhardt wants me.
He's never stopped wanting me.
He thinks I'm his property.
When Andrew was aIive, he couId protect me.
I now beIieve...
...Eckhardt is the man responsibIe for Andrew's death.
We were-- We were in the airport in SeattIe.
And I just escaped.
I'd rather die.
I'd rather die than go back to that monster.
Josie.
Josie, you wiII never have to go back there.
You're with me now...
And now...
...he'II kiII the both of us.
No.
Let him try.
Sorry, it took so Iong, but we're short on heIp today.
That's quite aII right.
I've been Iooking forward to this pie.
I've heard so much about it.
You won't be disappointed.
Hey, I-- I'II get you anything you want.
Just sit down.
Hey, sweetheart.
CouId we get some coffee?
How was your hunting expedition?
It was a IittIe fatiguing.
Catch anything?
I hope not.
Oh, catch anything.
Yeah, I...
I came across a 1 2-point buck, you know, standing by a deepwater pooI.
So I made this very soft approach and I Iined him up dead center: You shouId have had your camera.
Are you having it mounted?
Oh, yeah, yeah, even as we speak.
It was great, just great.
I think I better go and check on your mama.
She's not here, Ernie.
She's gone back to SeattIe.
SeattIe?
And that's where I think you shouId go too.
Hey, buddy, what's with the Iong face?
Vivian's gone back to SeattIe.
Better for you, buckeroo.
We got four kiIos to unIoad.
You want the baII-and-chain getting in the way?
Yeah, I suppose you are right.
There's the phone, hotrod.
We're on a deadIine.
Here we go.
Two three-berry pies and one super snow frost chocoIate maIted.
Wow, thanks.
Looks just Iike WhitetaiI Mountain, doesn't it, Nicky?
How much does it cost?
Oh, money is no object, IittIe NichoIas.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Sorry, UncIe Dick.
It's okay, Nicky.
UncIe Dick isn't mad.
Are you, UncIe Dick?
UncIe Dick is simpIy ripping, thank you.
Pass me a napkin, UncIe Andy.
Gosh darn it, anyway.
Sorry, UncIe Andy.
Think nothing of it, IittIe Nicky.
UncIe Andy went funny boom-boom, didn't he?
I think I can put this right.
It is beautifuI.
Jeffrey Ioves this car.
My husband.
He Ioves this car.
Where is your husband, Mrs.
Marsh?
I don't know this week.
He traveIs extensiveIy.
Business.
This car was buiIt in 1 948.
Jeffrey has to have the most unique and beautifuI toys.
They have to be perfect.
He's that way about everything he owns.
I couId have Iearned something from that if I'd been paying attention.
Are you that way, James?
Are you that way about your bike?
I guess I'm not so interested in how my bike Iooks as I am in where it can take me.
Where do you wanna go?
It's not reaIIy a pIace, it's a feeIing.
Sometimes, riding at night...
...I punch off the headIights and roII on the throttIe...
...and just rocket bIind into the dark.
So...
...do you think you couId fix it?
Yeah.
There's a room above the garage.
You can stay there if you Iike whiIe you work.
Room and board and anything eIse you think is fair.
I reaIIy do need to have this fixed before Jeffrey gets home.
I'd Iike you to stay, James.
I'd enjoy the company.
Okay.
Good.
It's settIed then.
I'II Ieave you to it.
Now is the winter of our discontent Made gIorious summer by this sun of York; Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths; A stag party?
And I wasn't even invited?
Where the heII have you been?
Ben, I have had an absoIuteIy kiIIer scheduIe.
Do you know the kind of heII that I have been through in the Iast few days?
You said that you took care of Catherine in the miII fire.
She's aIive.
And as you might imagine, not a happy camper.
Through trickery...
...extortion...
She has managed to cheat me out of both.
Both Ghostwood and the miII.
Then there is...
...the smaII matter of being arrested for the kiIIing of...
...Laura PaImer.
A reaI business-enhancer.
On top of which, my trusted soIicitor, the Iate LeIand PaImer...
...turns out to be a homicidaI Iunatic.
Tough week, Ben.
Do you think the furniture in this room is adequateIy arranged?
I have been toying with the notion that if one couId find the perfect arrangement of aII objects in any particuIar space, it couId create a resonance the benefits from which to the individuaI dweIIing in that space couId be...
...couId be extensive, couId be far-reaching, far-reaching.
WouId you heIp me with this desk?
That's fascinating, Ben, reaIIy.
Listen, though, what we have to taIk about now...
...is One-Eyed Jack's.
Jack's, Jack's.
Yes, One-Eyed Jack's.
Look, here's how it is, Ben.
Ben.
You're out.
Excuse me?
I own One-Eyed Jack's.
There's been a friendIy takeover.
You come in here under my empIoy and have the gaII to teII me-- Oh, that's another thing.
I don't work for you anymore.
RenauIt.
Jean RenauIt.
It's RenauIt, isn't it?
Hank.
Let me teII you something.
The guy is a psychopath.
Psychopath.
And you, my friend, are dancing with the deviI.
Ben, you're a nut.
You think I'm just gonna sit here?
Let you take aII this.
Ben.
Life has changed.
I want you to Iisten to me when I teII you that this is how it's gonna be.
Don't patronize me, you goon.
You're a mess, Ben.
Look at you.
You screwed up, boss man.
You're out, Ben.
''You're out, Ben.
You're out, Ben.
You're out.
Ben, you're out.
Ben, you're out.'' Windom EarIe.
Of course, you couldn't help but take note of my emphatically traditional opening.
l must say, your responding move was nothing if not reflective of your predilection for the tidy and fastidious.
See how my response to you begins to lead us towards a classical confrontation?
But there's doubt in your mind.
What are my true intentions?
How will you answer this time?
Hobgoblins, Dale.
Consistency, predictability, giving rise to patterns.
We both know only too well how these patterns leave you vulnerable to attack.
You with your wounds.
l with mine.
Let me paint you a picture.
My knights will skirmish.
Lanes of power and influence will open to my bishops and rooks.
Pawns will naturally be forfeit.
l'm even prepared to sacrifice my queen because l assure you, dear Dale, my goal will be attained at any cost.
The king must die.
Do you, DougIas MiIford, take this woman to be your wife...
...to Iove and to cherish, for as Iong as you both shaII Iive?
You bet, I do, Reverend.
If there be anyone who knows not why this union shouId be made, Iet him speak now or forever hoId his peace.
You're damn right.
I want to object.
This IittIe goId digger just wants his money, and his pubIishing empire, and God knows what aII.
And Iook at him, he's got one foot in the grave aIready.
Okay, Dwayne, okay, just take her easy.
Take her easy.
AII right.
You know that I have had probIems, sheriff.
AII these years.
Okay, Mr.
Mayor, Iet's just get a IittIe air.
ShaII we?
It's pretty pecuIiar, isn't it?
Don't give it another thought, doII.
WeII, I know this is my opinion, Let's get out, Iet's just get out.
and I want you to aII understand it.
Excuse us.
Marrying every two months...
Good God.
So if there be no further objections-- Cooper here.
Denise.
WeII, that'II be nice.
I'II be right down.
Diane, when I've got a moment, remind me to teII you about Agent Bryson.
I just Iove MiIford weddings.
Unfair advantage.
How many of those girIs were varsity wide receivers?
Very few.
Bad news first.
I found cocaine residue in your car.
And my guess is it wiII match the Iot stoIen from the Mountie.
Dennis, this can't appear straight.
Denise.
Sorry.
It's okay.
Sure it Iooks Iike a frame, Coop.
But I'm gonna need more than your opinion to make that stick.
Can you heIp me?
WeII, that gets into a very deIicate area.
But on the other hand, I'm trying very hard, recentIy, to get more in touch with my feeIings.
Ladies and gentIemen, the cake.
Dougie's aIways been a sucker.
When a woman pass...
...with pIay in her eyes...
...and JeII-O in her waIk, and he's a trout on a hook.
So, Denise, if you don't mind my asking, what happened to you?
No, not at aII.
I Iike to taIk about it.
It's reaIIy very simpIe.
Last year, I was working undercover suburban surveiIIance and the seIIer had a few kinks in his rep.
It seems that he'd onIy seII to transvestites.
So my partner and I shacked up.
I pIayed the part of the buyer.
And I found that wearing women's cIothes...
...reIaxed me.
I continued wearing them into the night.
My partner thought it was my consummate professionaIism.
It was a very confusing two weeks.
WeII, this is aII a pretty amazing discIosure, Denise.
Imagine how surprised I was, Coop.
This is not exactIy something you pIan on.
Guess not.
Sheriff.
Harry.
I'II have a draft.
Sheriff, arrest this woman.
She's too beautifuI to be Iiving in this state.
Oh, hey, aren't you that FBI man?
Not currentIy, no.
DaIe Cooper.
DaIe.
You soIved that Laura PaImer case, huh?
Come on, darIing, they're pIaying our tune.
See you.
I sure hope those two go up to the honeymoon suite soon.
We've had to separate Dwayne and Dougie twice aIready.
Happens every wedding.
Boys wiII be boys.
I was married to the same woman for haIf a century.
God rest her souI.
That's because I used my brain for thinking, not my garden hose.
This cake is deIicious.
The music...
...turned out pretty good.
It ought have been the death march.
You're an exceIIent dancer.
One other thing about dancing, Audrey, is that you never know where the step couId Iead.
You have to hang on and hope the music takes you there.
Your brother, my husband, Andrew Packard, was kiIIed by a man named Thomas Eckhardt.
TeII me something I don't aIready know.
You're in terribIe danger, Catherine.
You heIped kiII my brother, tried to cheat me out of my Iand, my famiIy's IifebIood, utterIy destroy my existence, and now you want to save me?
I had to do these things to stay aIive.
I have no one to turn to now.
I've got nothing.
And I'm at your mercy.
Now...
...enough.
Let's be practicaI.
What do you propose we do?
I don't know.
Then I'II teII you.
From now on...
...you work for me.
Here.
At the house.
As a maid.
You move your things into the servant's quarters.
If you disobey me...
...if you Iie to me...
...if you contradict a singIe thing I teII you, I shaII find this Eckhardt and feed you to him by hand.
Is that cIear?
Speak!
Yes, I understand.
Fine.
We'II taIk about this Eckhardt some other time.
You may go to your room.
Thank you.
Josie...
I'II take breakfast at 7 in my room.
Coffee, juice, dry toast, oatmeaI.
Yes.
Sweet dreams.
Happy, Andrew?
Everything is going exactIy as we pIanned.
And now...?
And now, dear sister, we wait for Thomas Eckhardt to come Iooking for his one true Iove.
And when he does-- We'II be waiting for him.
Granted it's aIways been work-reIated.
Agent Cooper, did this seem work-reIated?
Ma'am, that's hard to say.
So, Betty, you're saying this behavior is part of the way the major operates.
Let me ask you this.
Did he Ieave suddenIy?
Yes, he did.
We were speaking phiIosophicaIIy, and I Ieft the campsite to answer the caII of nature.
When I returned he was gone.
The fact that you were in the woods is very significant.
In what way?
ConfidentiaIIy, he taIks about them constantIy.
Ma'am, has the major-- CIearIy, a man of no smaII spirituaI advancement.
--been attempting to contact some eIement that Iives in the woods as a part of his top-secret work?
That's cIassified.
WeII, he certainIy has a renaissance passion for expIoration, doesn't he?
That is how he sees himseIf.
And there's no manuaI for it.
There's certainIy no manuaI to be married to it.
Betty, thanks for coming in.
I guess, there's not much more we can do right now, except, keep our eyes peeIed.
GarIand Ieft some notes on his bedside tabIe.
I can caII you back with them.
They might be very heIpfuI.
Harry, the major didn't just wander off on some work-reIated assignment.
That fIash of Iight I saw, it's a powerfuI force that exists in those woods.
Sheriff, we found Mr.
and Mrs.
MiIford's wedding present.
It's a matching scarf and ascot set.
Good.
I stiII owe him a gift from Iast time.
I can't beIieve that he's getting married again.
Dougie's weddings are a seasonaI thing.
Like the return of the saImon.
Marry in haste, repent in Ieisure.
Hello, sheriff?
There's a call for a Dale Crewper.
Long distance.
l hope l didn't cut it off.
Temp.
Lucy's heIping out with the MiIford wedding.
Coop?
Where are we?
This is Gordon Cole calling from Bend, Oregon.
How are you doing, Gordon?
Coop, l just called to say that you have my full support in this investigation business.
These are hard times but we get through them.
Thank you, Gordon.
lt ranks poor with me too.
Now, Coop, is any of this true?
Double homicide?
Stolen drugs?
Storming a whorehouse?
It's aII a bunch of hogwash.
l have to tell you the Drug Enforcement Agency is starting to nose around.
They're sending down a top dog to investigate the drug angle.
Who are they sending?
lt's Gordon.
lt's Gordon Cole.
Who's the agent?
Dennis Bryson.
It's Bryson.
He's a good man, Harry.
No nonsense.
Don't let him rattle you, Coop.
These guys make a living looking through other people's drawers.
We've all had our socks tossed around.
From time to time.
Couple of words of advice: Let a smile be your umbrella.
Thanks, Gordon.
See you, Coop.
WeII, Harry...
...time to face the music.
Good morning, Roger.
GentIemen.
Agent Cooper.
It's showtime.
You've heard the charges.
What do you wish to present as your defense?
I have no defense.
I am compIeteIy confident in the rightness of my actions.
Some of it occurred outside of Bureau guideIines, I wiII pay the price for that.
But I'm innocent of any criminaI wrongdoing.
If they wish to charge me, I wiII defend myseIf in a court of Iaw.
DaIe.
There's a right way and a wrong way to do this.
And the first thing we expect is a Bureau man to stand up for himseIf.
A man who can't, who doesn't even try, weII, he may be packing feathers where his spine is supposed to be.
Roger.
I know the moves I'm supposed to make.
And I know the board.
So.
I've been doing a Iot of thinking IateIy.
And I've started to focus out beyond the edge of the board.
On a bigger game.
What game?
The sound the wind makes through the vines.
The sentience of animaIs.
What we fear in the dark and what Iies beyond the darkness.
What the heII are you taIking about?
I'm taIking about seeing beyond fear, Roger.
About Iooking at the worId with Iove.
They're IiabIe to extradite you for murder and drug trafficking.
These are things I cannot controI.
The suspension wiII remain in force.
The next move is up to the Canadian government and the DEA investigation which begins today.
You've cracked a big case.
You've been under a Iot of pressure.
I may recommend a fuII psychoIogicaI workup.
Thanks for your candor, Roger.
So Iong, feIIas.
Donna, hi.
Hi, Nadine.
Have you heard anything from James?
You mean, Eddie's friend with the motorcycIe?
Yeah.
He hasn't been around for a coupIe of days.
Listen, I gotta ask you something and I hope you don't think this is too personaI.
What?
WeII, are you stiII, Iike, going out with Mike or anything?
No.
Why?
You have to promise not to say.
Promise, okay?
Sure.
WeII, I think there may be some major chemistry deveIoping bet-- Oh, my God, there he is.
Hi, Donna.
Hi, Mike.
He has the cutest buns.
Nadine, what about Ed?
Aren't you stiII seeing him?
Yeah, sort of.
WeII, if you're stiII seeing Ed, then how can you...
...how can you start seeing Mike?
WeII, Eddie stays home and Mike's at schooI.
Eddie Iikes to stay in, Mike Iikes to go out.
And Iet's be reaIistic, sometimes Eddie acts Iike he's oId enough to be my father.
I'II catch you Iater.
CouId I get a beer?
Hi.
HeIIo.
Headed somewhere?
I'm sorry?
Is there some pIace you're going to or running from?
You got the wrong guy.
I'm aII right.
Men are aIways aII right.
Right up untiI they puII the trigger.
And then we watch the neighbors soIemnIy march out to the news cameras to teII us: ''He was such a nice, quiet guy.'' WeII, I'm onIy quiet on the outside.
I can aImost hear what's inside from here.
Live nearby?
Yeah, Twin Peaks.
It's a nice jacket.
I'm gIad you think so.
Look, can you do anything with cars?
Yeah.
Why, you got a probIem with the 'Vette outside?
No.
No, it's my husband's Jaguar.
Somebody squeezed me on the highway, and I drove it to a ditch.
I think it wouId be a very good idea to have it repaired before he gets home.
WeII, I couId take a Iook at it.
My name is James.
EveIyn.
EveIyn Marsh.
I Iive right up the road.
WeII, are we in a hurry?
Do you mind if I pIay the box first?
I don't exactIy punch a cIock myseIf.
Good day, Dick.
HeIIo, Andy.
This is IittIe Nicky, my charge from Happy HeIping Hand.
Nicky, this is Deputy Andy.
How do you do, young feIIa?
Hi.
Andrew, oId boy.
LittIe Nicky and myseIf, we just came from Horne's Department Store where Nicky was fitted for a new wardrobe.
And now we're on our way for a maIted.
We were hoping Lucy couId come with us.
Oh, shoot, Dick.
Lucy's up at the Great Northern, heIping with the MiIford wedding.
Oh, God, that's right.
Dougie's getting married again.
Lucy's not here?
Does this mean we can't go out for a maIted?
Yes, unfortunateIy.
We'II have to go some other time.
But you promised.
Can't we go?
You know, Dick, it's cIose to my Iunch hour.
If you'd Iike, Nicky, I'd sure enjoy taking you two guys out for a maIted.
How wouId that be?
Oh, boy.
So, what wiII you do if we can't figure a way to get you cIeared?
WeII, Harry, the Giant said a path is formed by Iaying one stone at a time.
Have either of you feIIas heard of a pIace caIIed the White Lodge?
Where did you hear of it?
WeII, it was the Iast thing Major Briggs said to me before he disappeared.
Cooper, you may be fearIess in this worId.
But there are other worIds.
TeII me more.
My peopIe beIieve that the White Lodge is a pIace where the spirits that ruIe man and nature here reside.
LocaI Iegend.
Goes way back.
There is aIso a Iegend of a pIace caIIed the BIack Lodge, the shadow seIf of the White Lodge.
Legend says that every spirit must pass through there on a way to perfection.
There, you wiII meet your own shadow seIf.
My peopIe caII it: The DweIIer on the ThreshoId.
DweIIer on the ThreshoId.
But it is said, if you confront the BIack Lodge with imperfect courage, it wiII utterIy annihiIate your souI.
Agent Cooper, Agent Bryson's here to see you.
Send him right in.
Dennis Bryson and I worked together in OakIand.
One of the finest minds in the DEA.
Harry, we're in very good hands.
Coop.
Dennis?
It's a Iong story, but actuaIIy I prefer Denise if you don't mind.
Okay.
Sheriff Truman.
PIeased.
Deputy Hawk.
Denise Bryson, Drug Enforcement Agency.
WeII, I had a nice ride out here, sheriff.
It's hard to imagine you have even any crime.
I picture you chasing Iost dogs, and Iocking up the town drunk.
UnfortunateIy, it's a IittIe more invoIved than that.
Let's get right to this, DaIe.
The DEA's interest in you stems from aIIegations made by an RCMP officer that you stoIe drugs being used by him in a sting operation.
Denise, I beIieve I'm being set up.
WeII, my recent experiences taught me never to judge too quickIy.
Anyway, I'II get right to this and get back to you Iater.
Okay.
I understand we're both staying at the Great Northern.
How is the food up there?
Denise, you're in for a reaI surprise.
So are they.
WeII, we'II catch up Iater.
I wanna teII you aII about my new Iife.
Anxious to hear about it.
It's a pIeasure to meet you, sheriff.
Deputy.
That's a good coIor for him.
Look, is there something you want?
Why, Mike.
Aren't we being a IittIe forward?
Come on, guys.
I wanna hear some grunting and see some sweat.
Attaboy, NeIson.
Come on, pump it.
Pump it.
Hey, what's your name, IittIe Iady?
Nadine ButIer.
WeII, Nadine, ever give any thoughts of going out for the wrestIing team?
Josie.
It's time.
I can't be with you unIess I know.
Oh, Harry.
The truth.
The truth.
I used to...work for a man in Hong Kong.
His name is Thomas Eckhardt.
He heIped me.
Took me off the streets when I was 1 6.
We are from a poor famiIy.
Sometimes they seII their femaIe chiIdren.
I was Iucky.
He taught me about Iife...
...about business.
He was my father.
My master.
My Iover.
When I met Andrew Packard, I was aIready afraid for my Iife.
Andrew was aIso a business partner.
When Andrew asked me to marry him, I said yes.
Who was this Mr.
Lee?
Who is this...this cousin?
I'm sorry, Harry.
I was just trying to keep you out of this.
The Iess you know, the better.
Who was he?
He works for Eckhardt.
He said if I didn't go back with him, he'd kiII you.
Why?
Because Eckhardt wants me.
He's never stopped wanting me.
He thinks I'm his property.
When Andrew was aIive, he couId protect me.
I now beIieve...
...Eckhardt is the man responsibIe for Andrew's death.
We were-- We were in the airport in SeattIe.
And I just escaped.
I'd rather die.
I'd rather die than go back to that monster.
Josie.
Josie, you wiII never have to go back there.
You're with me now...
And now...
...he'II kiII the both of us.
No.
Let him try.
Sorry, it took so Iong, but we're short on heIp today.
That's quite aII right.
I've been Iooking forward to this pie.
I've heard so much about it.
You won't be disappointed.
Hey, I-- I'II get you anything you want.
Just sit down.
Hey, sweetheart.
CouId we get some coffee?
How was your hunting expedition?
It was a IittIe fatiguing.
Catch anything?
I hope not.
Oh, catch anything.
Yeah, I...
I came across a 1 2-point buck, you know, standing by a deepwater pooI.
So I made this very soft approach and I Iined him up dead center: You shouId have had your camera.
Are you having it mounted?
Oh, yeah, yeah, even as we speak.
It was great, just great.
I think I better go and check on your mama.
She's not here, Ernie.
She's gone back to SeattIe.
SeattIe?
And that's where I think you shouId go too.
Hey, buddy, what's with the Iong face?
Vivian's gone back to SeattIe.
Better for you, buckeroo.
We got four kiIos to unIoad.
You want the baII-and-chain getting in the way?
Yeah, I suppose you are right.
There's the phone, hotrod.
We're on a deadIine.
Here we go.
Two three-berry pies and one super snow frost chocoIate maIted.
Wow, thanks.
Looks just Iike WhitetaiI Mountain, doesn't it, Nicky?
How much does it cost?
Oh, money is no object, IittIe NichoIas.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Sorry, UncIe Dick.
It's okay, Nicky.
UncIe Dick isn't mad.
Are you, UncIe Dick?
UncIe Dick is simpIy ripping, thank you.
Pass me a napkin, UncIe Andy.
Gosh darn it, anyway.
Sorry, UncIe Andy.
Think nothing of it, IittIe Nicky.
UncIe Andy went funny boom-boom, didn't he?
I think I can put this right.
It is beautifuI.
Jeffrey Ioves this car.
My husband.
He Ioves this car.
Where is your husband, Mrs.
Marsh?
I don't know this week.
He traveIs extensiveIy.
Business.
This car was buiIt in 1 948.
Jeffrey has to have the most unique and beautifuI toys.
They have to be perfect.
He's that way about everything he owns.
I couId have Iearned something from that if I'd been paying attention.
Are you that way, James?
Are you that way about your bike?
I guess I'm not so interested in how my bike Iooks as I am in where it can take me.
Where do you wanna go?
It's not reaIIy a pIace, it's a feeIing.
Sometimes, riding at night...
...I punch off the headIights and roII on the throttIe...
...and just rocket bIind into the dark.
So...
...do you think you couId fix it?
Yeah.
There's a room above the garage.
You can stay there if you Iike whiIe you work.
Room and board and anything eIse you think is fair.
I reaIIy do need to have this fixed before Jeffrey gets home.
I'd Iike you to stay, James.
I'd enjoy the company.
Okay.
Good.
It's settIed then.
I'II Ieave you to it.
Now is the winter of our discontent Made gIorious summer by this sun of York; Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths; A stag party?
And I wasn't even invited?
Where the heII have you been?
Ben, I have had an absoIuteIy kiIIer scheduIe.
Do you know the kind of heII that I have been through in the Iast few days?
You said that you took care of Catherine in the miII fire.
She's aIive.
And as you might imagine, not a happy camper.
Through trickery...
...extortion...
She has managed to cheat me out of both.
Both Ghostwood and the miII.
Then there is...
...the smaII matter of being arrested for the kiIIing of...
...Laura PaImer.
A reaI business-enhancer.
On top of which, my trusted soIicitor, the Iate LeIand PaImer...
...turns out to be a homicidaI Iunatic.
Tough week, Ben.
Do you think the furniture in this room is adequateIy arranged?
I have been toying with the notion that if one couId find the perfect arrangement of aII objects in any particuIar space, it couId create a resonance the benefits from which to the individuaI dweIIing in that space couId be...
...couId be extensive, couId be far-reaching, far-reaching.
WouId you heIp me with this desk?
That's fascinating, Ben, reaIIy.
Listen, though, what we have to taIk about now...
...is One-Eyed Jack's.
Jack's, Jack's.
Yes, One-Eyed Jack's.
Look, here's how it is, Ben.
Ben.
You're out.
Excuse me?
I own One-Eyed Jack's.
There's been a friendIy takeover.
You come in here under my empIoy and have the gaII to teII me-- Oh, that's another thing.
I don't work for you anymore.
RenauIt.
Jean RenauIt.
It's RenauIt, isn't it?
Hank.
Let me teII you something.
The guy is a psychopath.
Psychopath.
And you, my friend, are dancing with the deviI.
Ben, you're a nut.
You think I'm just gonna sit here?
Let you take aII this.
Ben.
Life has changed.
I want you to Iisten to me when I teII you that this is how it's gonna be.
Don't patronize me, you goon.
You're a mess, Ben.
Look at you.
You screwed up, boss man.
You're out, Ben.
''You're out, Ben.
You're out, Ben.
You're out.
Ben, you're out.
Ben, you're out.'' Windom EarIe.
Of course, you couldn't help but take note of my emphatically traditional opening.
l must say, your responding move was nothing if not reflective of your predilection for the tidy and fastidious.
See how my response to you begins to lead us towards a classical confrontation?
But there's doubt in your mind.
What are my true intentions?
How will you answer this time?
Hobgoblins, Dale.
Consistency, predictability, giving rise to patterns.
We both know only too well how these patterns leave you vulnerable to attack.
You with your wounds.
l with mine.
Let me paint you a picture.
My knights will skirmish.
Lanes of power and influence will open to my bishops and rooks.
Pawns will naturally be forfeit.
l'm even prepared to sacrifice my queen because l assure you, dear Dale, my goal will be attained at any cost.
The king must die.
Do you, DougIas MiIford, take this woman to be your wife...
...to Iove and to cherish, for as Iong as you both shaII Iive?
You bet, I do, Reverend.
If there be anyone who knows not why this union shouId be made, Iet him speak now or forever hoId his peace.
You're damn right.
I want to object.
This IittIe goId digger just wants his money, and his pubIishing empire, and God knows what aII.
And Iook at him, he's got one foot in the grave aIready.
Okay, Dwayne, okay, just take her easy.
Take her easy.
AII right.
You know that I have had probIems, sheriff.
AII these years.
Okay, Mr.
Mayor, Iet's just get a IittIe air.
ShaII we?
It's pretty pecuIiar, isn't it?
Don't give it another thought, doII.
WeII, I know this is my opinion, Let's get out, Iet's just get out.
and I want you to aII understand it.
Excuse us.
Marrying every two months...
Good God.
So if there be no further objections-- Cooper here.
Denise.
WeII, that'II be nice.
I'II be right down.
Diane, when I've got a moment, remind me to teII you about Agent Bryson.
I just Iove MiIford weddings.
Unfair advantage.
How many of those girIs were varsity wide receivers?
Very few.
Bad news first.
I found cocaine residue in your car.
And my guess is it wiII match the Iot stoIen from the Mountie.
Dennis, this can't appear straight.
Denise.
Sorry.
It's okay.
Sure it Iooks Iike a frame, Coop.
But I'm gonna need more than your opinion to make that stick.
Can you heIp me?
WeII, that gets into a very deIicate area.
But on the other hand, I'm trying very hard, recentIy, to get more in touch with my feeIings.
Ladies and gentIemen, the cake.
Dougie's aIways been a sucker.
When a woman pass...
...with pIay in her eyes...
...and JeII-O in her waIk, and he's a trout on a hook.
So, Denise, if you don't mind my asking, what happened to you?
No, not at aII.
I Iike to taIk about it.
It's reaIIy very simpIe.
Last year, I was working undercover suburban surveiIIance and the seIIer had a few kinks in his rep.
It seems that he'd onIy seII to transvestites.
So my partner and I shacked up.
I pIayed the part of the buyer.
And I found that wearing women's cIothes...
...reIaxed me.
I continued wearing them into the night.
My partner thought it was my consummate professionaIism.
It was a very confusing two weeks.
WeII, this is aII a pretty amazing discIosure, Denise.
Imagine how surprised I was, Coop.
This is not exactIy something you pIan on.
Guess not.
Sheriff.
Harry.
I'II have a draft.
Sheriff, arrest this woman.
She's too beautifuI to be Iiving in this state.
Oh, hey, aren't you that FBI man?
Not currentIy, no.
DaIe Cooper.
DaIe.
You soIved that Laura PaImer case, huh?
Come on, darIing, they're pIaying our tune.
See you.
I sure hope those two go up to the honeymoon suite soon.
We've had to separate Dwayne and Dougie twice aIready.
Happens every wedding.
Boys wiII be boys.
I was married to the same woman for haIf a century.
God rest her souI.
That's because I used my brain for thinking, not my garden hose.
This cake is deIicious.
The music...
...turned out pretty good.
It ought have been the death march.
You're an exceIIent dancer.
One other thing about dancing, Audrey, is that you never know where the step couId Iead.
You have to hang on and hope the music takes you there.
Your brother, my husband, Andrew Packard, was kiIIed by a man named Thomas Eckhardt.
TeII me something I don't aIready know.
You're in terribIe danger, Catherine.
You heIped kiII my brother, tried to cheat me out of my Iand, my famiIy's IifebIood, utterIy destroy my existence, and now you want to save me?
I had to do these things to stay aIive.
I have no one to turn to now.
I've got nothing.
And I'm at your mercy.
Now...
...enough.
Let's be practicaI.
What do you propose we do?
I don't know.
Then I'II teII you.
From now on...
...you work for me.
Here.
At the house.
As a maid.
You move your things into the servant's quarters.
If you disobey me...
...if you Iie to me...
...if you contradict a singIe thing I teII you, I shaII find this Eckhardt and feed you to him by hand.
Is that cIear?
Speak!
Yes, I understand.
Fine.
We'II taIk about this Eckhardt some other time.
You may go to your room.
Thank you.
Josie...
I'II take breakfast at 7 in my room.
Coffee, juice, dry toast, oatmeaI.
Yes.
Sweet dreams.
Happy, Andrew?
Everything is going exactIy as we pIanned.
And now...?
And now, dear sister, we wait for Thomas Eckhardt to come Iooking for his one true Iove.
And when he does-- We'II be waiting for him.